r/VaxxHappened | The Pro-Disease Return | Episode 3
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No, the scream is called the "Ow the needle that was put in my veins kinda hurt but this short pain will be insignificant in the long-term as i will be immune to a potentially fatal disease" scream.
*Vaccines cause ...*
*- happy, healthy childhoods*
*- College graduations*
*- possible old age* 💕
Butt Awetismo!!!!!
@kek xd are you an anti vaxxer
In other words: vaccines cause childhood traumas, student loans and dementia.
@@crazyhussar well if you live then you're gonna experience all that, because that is just life. I'd rather have all that than be dead
Anti vax people cause...
Polio
Measles
Stupid people
Death
Kid: *gets measles*
Anti-vaxx mom: “it’s that damn phone.”
/ りあむLiam cool guy on spatoon
iTs 5G i sWeAr😤😡😠🤬😤😡😤🤬😠😤😡😤😠🤬😤🤬😠😤😡😠
that's me mocking them btw just in case you're stupid enough to think i actually think it's 5G
Dark humor is like unvaccinated children.
It never gets old.
lmao gud one
And both ideas are always _fresh_
One being more fresh in the grave than the other
Edit: I meant dark humor doesn’t die so it doesn’t go in a grave-
ouch
oof
Jaja
Thanos: we need to halve the population to save the universe
Antivaxxer: aight boss
Thanos: woah woah woah you’ve already done your job stop it
Antivaxxer: NEVER HAVE EVERYONE HAVE MEASLES AND DIE
This makes total sense.
lol.
Renegade Slime get Disney this would be
P E R F E C T
@@therealone3536 (Calls them.) Yeah I have a GREAT IDEA guys!
dr.Thanos:
roses are red
violets are blue
karens exist
i"ll snap them for you
Thanks thanos
@@alannahgibson6894 dr.Thanos: no problem
Doc can you snap the entitledpearents?
yes i can
[snap noises]
done
@@pravilisjak thank you doc thanos thank you
What is it called when an antivaxx mother’s 12 month old starts crying?
Midlife crisis
I thought it was 12 seconds
Bork Arf YEAH STICK IT UP TO THE MA- Oh crap my kid just died, damn fourth one this month...,
The kid died before birth
@@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544 *how have had 4 children in one month when the gestation period is 9 months.* I'm scared
Oofy
Based on my “research”
Essential oils = glass bottle
You know what comes in a glass bottle too?
*ALCHOHOL*
And Vaccines.
Le stinky • 2 years ago • last edited oh no!,,,,,,,, Ontario is deadsing
holy shit it was 2 years ago
Anti essential oils
With this
We can save the world
Can we all get a slow clap for all the antivaxxers who think there smarter than doctors
👏 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 🙄
Far as I'm concerned, they don't need even a slow clap. Bullet or 2 in them will suffice.
How about some skulls for a change? 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️👻 Cause they dead
Just-in K. Sure
Shshshshsh you will scare them
@@catnipluver thx
"You know another really good business? Teeny-tiny baby coffins." - Dr. House
Yes the children are screaming because their brain is swelling, totally not because they had to get a needle.
"I have memories when I was 1 year old."
On today's r/QuitYourBullshit
With extra BS
Ik is fake but i heard of infant memory is very rare(not sure maybe fake)
0:54 Mommy.. I don't feel so good..
Don't worry jimmy with all 6 essential oils i can reverse the doctor's vaccination (im not anti vax its a joke)
wanna S P I R T E C R A M B E R R Y??? Yes I do
@@Laraconcovers hentai too
wanna S P I R T E C R A M B E R R Y??? It's sad that we need to agree that joke part though, it shouldn't even be up for debate
@@lordlucius1341 i don't wanna look like a stupid anti vaxxer on reddit ;)
Red-Eye-Doctor-Thanos is now my favourite meme.
I agree, some of these people need to be 'banished to the Shadow Realm' for thinking that a couple of days of unverified Google searches replaces decades of medical advancements.
What about Irwin thanos?
czcams.com/video/amTiZJh7tj8/video.html
If thanos choose which kind of people die
Then we would pay him to kill any vaxxers
Memdicen
My brother is autistic, and if one peeps says that vaccines cause autism I’m going to slap some knowledge on them, cause I can.
Pro-disease people:VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!!!
us:every autistic person I know was BORN with autism
Germany:VACCINATE OR PAY 3000 NOW!
You know im relieved we dont have this kinds of situation in my country today
"Heroin uses needles and drawing blood uses a needle, that means bloodwork is dangerous, no wait! ITS MY CHILDS BLOOD! GET THAT TOXIC SUBSTANCE OUT OF MY SON!" Lmao
My cousin used the heroin example before. She also blamed her daughter being overweight cuz she was vaccinated. No joke. She said it messed up her thyroid. As she says this her daughter would be downstairs at like 3am eating a sandwich, ramen, and icecream. It was crazy.
Which btw the doctor told her her daughter didnt have a thyroid problem. She said the doctor didnt know what he was talking about.
@@brino5110 tell your cousin to go back to school
@@cuddleshobbies6642 she did for natural herbs or somthing like that
@@brino5110 lol
Oh dear lord
Just trying to solve over population
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
Thanos would be proud
The problem is unvaccinated kids spread preventable diseases which can infect vaccinated kids
The problem with that method of population control is that it kills innocent kid instead of the people missing the brain cells needed to stop beleving bs
when you find out your bully is antivax so you stab him with a rusty nail and sneeze in his lunch box
@@benslater3588 oof
I gotta stop watching vids like this because I get the urge to grab Matilda and go to town on Antivaxer skulls. Matilda is a crowbar
Hey, wya?
I'm coming with Nya.
"12 years of medical school doesn't mean you know jack shit about the human body" that is exactly what that means
*Please dont vaccinate ur kid(s)...*
*_Let doctors do it_*
Woah this is my most liked comment! Thx everyone!
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie 👌
Lol, yeah, I would be terrible at it.
But, they don't have the crystals I do! And if it has to be injected, then... Then... They should melt my crystals and mix it! It'll give the vaccine their healing energies
Awww I was looking forward to reading another coment war
Got me for a second there!
“Pain•Has•Purpose”
Oh good, so if I beat the stupid out of you, it qualifies as a learning experience?
I hope so
Well, parents and teachers don't often use physical punishment anymore due to social standards and laws, and stupidity, ignorance, and entitled assholes have grown quite a bit recently, so possible connection?
Note: Don't actually support physical punishment or beatings.
This was honestly the best comment I've read all day.
Also, *"Eye measles"*
"Pain Has Purpose" so does death right? No one, absolutely no one would miss these dumb fucks right?
Karen: *has her children take a flu shot* (she does not know it is a vaccination) "it works so great and it is not as bad as those darned vaccinations"... A regular person : "HMMMMMMM"
"Hi newly anti-vax here, where did you all get your child coffins?"
Why are minions always used for the Pro-Antivax Memes??
Also First xD
Morgan Johnson oh snap u are
It's the cheap go-to meme that has nothing to do with the meme at all. Pathetic really.
I feel like in order for these morons to wake up Disney need to send Mickey Mouse to the Doctor
Because to an Anti-Vaxxer their children’s health & immunity without vaccines is just as hypothetical and nonexistent as a 2-Dimensional computer generated cartoon that doesn’t speak in full sentences or any language known to mankind?
Anti-Vax messiah talks about Tylenol which isn't even a vaccine
Andrew Zhao in very rare cases, vaccines can cause an extreme fever, which can then cause seizures. If any part of this story is true, they were prob telling the mom to give Tylenol to reduce the fever and PREVENT SEIZURES. 🤦🏻♀️
I think out of all the nonsensical crap these people spew, that whole 1 year old story pissed me off the most since it is as clear as day how fabricated it was
I think it was a joke
It's a vaccine against headaches
Change my mind
@@musicals_rock I mean, it doesn't prevent headaches, does it?
My kids are gone. Not because Karen took them away.
*Because she didnt vaccinate them*
Yuri ' it’s your fault for not secretly vaccinating them
@@therealone3536
Shes like a hawk. She doesn't take her eyes of off of them
Yuri ' forgot about that
*KAREN TOOK THE KIDS BY KILLING THEM*
@@lemo8986 Then send her out for more Essential Oils and Vaccinate the kids while she's gone.
Depending on how old they are, get them ice cream on the way home so you have an excuse and they won't tattle.
Doc Thanos: ×snaps all anti vaxxers out of existence×
Thank you Dr.Thanos!!! You have done everyone on this planet a tremendous favor!!!! Seriously forget actually finding a cure to a currently uncurable disease! You deserve a medal!
Avengers, who were about to annihilate him:
Wow, you were actually doing the right thing.
OH NO I DIDN'T GET MY TIN FOIL HAT IN TIME.
Don't worry I graves my essential oils
Oh dude. You're screwed now! You'll be one of them before you know it. 😂😂😂
WOOSH
@¬*·Beep beep·*¬ F
Today on the radio: "government wants to force vaccinations"
Me: *:)*
That made me really happy because now I know politicians here aren't *THIS* stupid
no school do
Well, if you want a lawyer to sue the government, just give a Mosquito a tiny briefcase and they’ll probably do it, here’s the ups
1. Free
That’s the only thing their good for, oh wait, *FUCK. NEVERMIND I JUST REALIZED THATS A BAD IDEA, FUCK*
I mean, they’re already a *blood-sucking parasite* all they need is a briefcase
in my state a lot of drs are saying ... if your kid isnt vaccinated they cant come here. Wish the schools would start doing that next.
@@MythicalCrayon my is ,there vaccines you need to in K and so one
@FinalHunter I don't even understand how that started. It's common knowledge that you're born- oh. Knowledge. Yes, that's the thing missing from these people...
Antivaxxer arguments sound like:
"Don't close the door to your bunker because the door can't let in enemies that aren't there"
"1,000,000 people walk, 10 die
10 people swim with sharks, 1 dies
Sharks are safer than sidewalks"
Anti Vaxx mom: Vaccinations are fake
3 Weeks later kid gets polio
Anti Vaxx Mom: Surprised pikachu face
Did you know that some kids aren’t scared of needles and some kids are and that’s why they scream?
Yeah I don't remember exactly which round of vaccines I was but I remember specifically not crying at one point when I was very young.
Been fine with needles ever since.
It's not like I got great Constitution or anything I'm not great around bleeding.
Maui Randall I, on the other hand, still wimpier like a kicked dog and have to hold someone’s hand. This does not mean that shots are bad
@@trucetruce335 yeah it really is a state of mind before the injection they've been shown its effective to just distract the kid enough because it doesn't really hurt that much but it's quite horrifying to think about.
You always see the joke in TV about people who start screaming when they apply the cotton swab, are anti-vaxxers going to say that that's encephalitis?
I’m one of those people who don’t scream. I have never in my life showed any emotion whenever I get a shot.
I would literally skip to school excited about vaccine day, happy that I won’t get sick from something scary like meningococcal or whooping cough.
Kudos on promoting Kurzgesagt's video about vaccines! They're amazing, very precise and scientifically correct.
Definitely one of the best channels of all CZcams, incredibly well done.
People should get arrested for refusing to vaccinate their children, under charges of child abuse. That is endangering their lives.
Amen to that! And more! Supposedly antivaxxers compare themselves to Holocaust victims...wonder what would happen if we made that comparison accurate?
Anti Vaxx gets fined in Germany now
@@zentstar7x how much? I'll convert it to USD
Noo you idiot!!!!
They should be charge for murder
@@yanderexrandom6865 all of them would die. none would survive, since not even the vaccines already in all the Karens and Susans will save them from bullets, diseases you cannot be saved from via vaccines, and starvation.
Doc Thanos vs Captain Anti-vax *Confirmed*
When i got vaccinated the only reason i cried is because being shot is scary
No it's because of the poisons and autism getting in your system! Come with me to salvation my young child. I will introduce you to essential oils and like Christ, you shall be pure.........
Antivaxxer 101 am I right?
YandereX Random lmfao I’m so glad this is not an actual comment
@@yanderexrandom6865 And to defeat that 101, we say "Any medicine is poison if you overdose, your born with autism, essential oils dont work that well, and there is no ''jesus" or god."
@@taylor.warcimaga2658 I may have autism (Asperger's) but these antivaxxers are dumber than the autistic people they so despise. If they weren't affecting the population as much as they are, I'd say it's hilarious
@@MysticAnimations LOL! Sounds good to me!
When you just finished writing a paper about anti-vaxxers 😑😑😑
Well at least we know who will repeat their college year
Olivia Beetleman - Congratulations on not slamming your head into a wall repeatedly while having to document their idiocy?
Norm Rayos w a t
Alright ladies I have reached an enlightened phase...
Just because you drop a kid from your hoo ha, doesn't mean you're an omnipotent being...
I know, mind blowing isn't it!?!
preach m'lady
Is there a cure for loss of braincells? If so, please tell me so I can watch more of this! Thanks!
Anti vax kids in pool be like:
Marco?
Polio!
And then Polio be like:
TIS F*KING I!
😂😂😂
Why did the antivaxx 2 year old start crying?
*_Mid life crisis_*
@@aceofdiamonds2218 becoe he was slowly diying in big agony
My mom has always been there for me, she knows everything about me, but she didn't know how my seizures came about until my doctors x-rayed my head and spine. Thank you Utah and the Mormon Church Hospitals.
7:41 say she she 2 months pregnant then says you don’t know anything about my child
Me: boi you don’t know your child
My first memory was of me at 3, sitting on a futon (teeny-tiny couch) in my mom's office, watching Caiyu (oof) and wishing I was 4.
Me: *Looks at thumbnail*
Me: OH NOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO😶
Seriously though...funny😂
Ironic, I just got my HPV vaccine.
Woken Pancake good!
I got that a few years ago and got real sick after it
My parents were CONVINCED it was because of that vaccine. Now they won't sign any of my school vaccine forms for the other HPV vaccines
Wilbur Shep good luck
Woken Pancake I get mine in July.
I’m getting mine next Friday.
6:30 vaccines are free here in the uk...
May I add; doctors, nurses, firefighters and police officers always get vaccinated first. So why would the government remove first defences? What I’m trying to say is if there was a problem, they are the ones that we need the most sooooo
theres a thing where you can have memories ever since birth.
only 60 people have that.
It’s pronounced “Kurts-geh-zahgt”, FYI. That’s the German version of the phrase “In a nutshell”, and literally translates to “Briefly said”. (I think. My German’s a bit rusty.)
Also, as an Autistic person, I particularly hate these people, since they’re basically arguing that we should all be exterminated by vaccine-preventable diseases, rather than allow us to exist as we are-as if Autism is some curse placed on us/society. I personally don’t see it as a curse (though some aspects of it do frustrate me), and I really hope non-Autistic people stop viewing it that way and accept that our brains are simply wired differently from theirs, and *that’s okay*.
As a German, I can assure you that "Kurzgesagt" literally translates to "shortly/briefly said".
Funnily enough, the english phrase "in a nutshell", would literally be "in einer Nussschale" in German and can be used to describe something being in a very small place, like a tiny car or boat.
yeah, like
maybe autism exists for a reason
because the autism genes have survived for so long maybe we need them to survive
because natural selection
No offense, if this is offensive, but i dont think that people with autism or any disease should be treated different, in a good way or not, i think that everyone should be treated normaly
Anti-vax: * posts comment *
Everyone: Im about to end this man's whole career.
No need to they're going to die anyway
1:59 from personal experience, you aren't awake while having a seizure. You just kinda pass out
0:54 As someone who once had encephalitis, ignorance like this hurts my soul 😭😔
I cant stop myself from recommending
Hbomberguys Vaccine-Video. It's just too-damn-good.
Dont Sue meee!
Glad to hear you’re better Oz
Anti vaxxer: “lies”
Me: that’s a lie
Anti vaxxer:
Surprised pikachu face
Okay the more i watch these videos on youtube the more i realise my mom is anti-vax, but not openly yelling about it online, or at least i dont check her social media often enough to know.
*thankfully im considered old enough to make my own decisions and get vaccsenes*
That orange peel vinegar spray scared the crap out of me! There are loads of people who are foolish enough to try this.
I love kurzgesagt and have been meaning to watch that video, thank you for making it impossible to not watch it (and thank you for explaining that it’s clickbait, I was confused)
fake
0:58 DR. STARK I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD!
oh crap someone already made this joke
Omg I just saw the orange peel one and shared it. I thought it was going to head to a window cleaner not a eye one lol
pigeon on the chessboard... what wonderful imagery!!! and so true!!! why are there so many twits around??
This just reminds me of how nervous I am to be trans while living with someone else or having someone over. Why? Bathroom full of needles. I always think they're going to see a needle, think "THIS CAN ONLY MEAN DANGEROUS STREET CHEMICALS" and flip out.
Oh
What does being trans have to do with a load of needles? Then again, I’m not trans so maybe that’s why I don’t understand…
My only memory from when I was a baby was me walking to a chair when I was about 2
I have one memory from almost three. I was at Disney World trying to catch lights in the sidewalk. You can have a memory or two from earlier than three but it is quite possible it is a false memory.
I have several memories from infancy. The only one I know that for sure happened was when I was at a zoo in Idaho. I visited that same zoo several years later so I can contest to it being real.
i remember petting my dog
It was a old red chair made for my grandma almost all of the pieces have been replaced I still have it
Dr. Thanos is the only one who can defeat the Karen army!
Doctor thanos: I diagnose you with dust *click*
"Do you guys see where the logics ends there?" Wait? it started? when?
Things I hate most.
1. Anti-vax.
That's it
Where's entitled people? Or choosing Beggars?
Or flat earthers
Those are good points but flat earthers have been around a lot longer so more people are used to that, and yeah choosing beggars suck. 10 points
I had a life altering reaction to a certain vaccination... And I'm STILL not activax..
There is actually a condition where people hear in colours, which allows them to remember much further back than most people, they actually begin making memories about 1.5 years old.
My oldest memory is at age 2 in 1999 when I first watched Spongebob Squarepants on a old non HD tv I had a tv that opened on the side with room for our vhs tapes the tapes were Top Gun, Toys story 2, flinstones viva Las Vegas, and Dead Poet Society. I’m autistic (mild) and oddly have a great memory. Edit: we also had Jerry Maguire in there as well forgot to type that
for some reason i remember when i swallowed a penny, i was one year old. i was a dumb baby.
1:47 Imagine that but for ALL NEEDLES. Guess what? Still completely vaccinated because I don't want to suffer more than that.
If y'all are wondering, I have seizures to blood, pain, and (less commonly now) needles.
you can definitely have memories younger than 3, i have 1 confirmed memory from when i was 1 and a lot of confirmed memories from when i was 2
0:35
Fun fact about me
I screamed my head off BEFORE the vaccine, yet was totally silent during the prick and afterwards
I was very young, but still old enough to be absolutely and devastatingly embarrassed walking out of the room with my parents, to a waiting room of kids I kinda knew and everyone staring
I AM SCREAMING
WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?!
THIS IS SO DUMBBBB
I'm scared. All my recommended videos are kids toy channels. Help.
Samidoesstuff me too
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
Same here. This is terrifying and in russian and another language I can't identify. Help.
Snap it away!!
That high pitch scream is one I know well. Not because I was injured by shots, But because I was a brat. 😅 I literally screamed to scare other kids
I ADORE the In A Nutshell series💝💝 thank you for bringing them up!!
Looks like DARE actually worked for some people.
DARE didn't tell us that drugs were bad because they ruin your quality of life, because they ruin your personality or because they ruin your relationships. We weren't told any of that.
DARE taught us that drugs are bad because needles are bad. And now the idiots who listened think anything that might be in a needle is bad, while taking a million adderall prescriptions.
Now all of the comments are gonna be about how Oz said Kurzgesagt wrong... Its basically pronounced like if you said [Kurts - Ge - Zagged]
RepellentSpy No... it ends with a hard “T” sound. The “ed” sound is much softer than that.
I like how you also try to educate people by giving a video that you think is informative! And you’re trying to help people learn as opposed to just saying go they’re immediately dumb, because educating people wins them over better than just mocking them
When your mom catches you vaccinating yourself, but you tell her that your just doing heroin.
Cha cha real smooth
I love how antivaxers are just like all my friends are vaccinated and I wasn't and I get tons of sicknesses and they have been completely healthy their entire life, but vaxines are bad so I won't vaccinate.
8:33 but he can sue back for child abuse
took the words right outa my mouth sir.
With all six of my healing crystals I could snap away facts and logic
Hey guys, oz here.
The best thing as a pro-diesease kid is that you dont need to worry about friends and future!
-From this contra-diesease person
I forgot what it was called but it's an actual thing to recall memories from 0-2 there have been cases of people remembering how it felt to be in the womb.
2:30 oh, what a coincidence, my first memory is my third birthday.
7:36
Just dont vaccinate and everything will go as asked.
whats the name of that song
@@ATERAH Directed by Robert B weide
@@MrYoshiCraft thank you so much
@@ATERAH no problem
I completely think the "vaccine messiah" story was false, but I definitely remember my little sisters birth when I was 1 year and 10 months old. I remember my older sister holding her and asking if I could hold her. (I was never told about that, and was later told that that indeed did happen)
0:35 oh, hello, tinnitus! I'm surprised I noticed you through a facebook post and never in my head!
I know this is from a year ago but thank you for showing Kurzgesagt!! They are so amazing!!
Wtf is with the recommends here??? Suddenly I’m getting recommended a bunch of kids videos, like..??? CZcams is overcompensating at this point lol
Not sure. This occasionally happens when CZcams algorithm gives up.
Just so I didnt have to look at them I put not interested on all of them it works no more toys and colors
@@OzMediaOfficial did the algorithm even try?
Glad it's not just me. I once opened a colors video to send to a friend as a joke like, 2 years ago, and thought the algorithm decided to now torture me.
How the hell this one guy posted 9hours ago. I got notification just now. Also third
You're third actually
@@diogamest3545 oof iam gonna fix it
👍
It's the QA team. I had them make sure the video was ready last night.
Oh. That explains alot! Ty
Doc Thanos is my new favorite person...
The dtap scream one made me irate because I recently did a research paper on FDR and the transmission, symptoms, effects, and treatment to polio
"Sure, grab a shovel!" Lol.
I've known people with faint memories from infancy. The main problems with the story is how did the poster know what tylenol is at that age, why would any doctor recommend it for a seizure, and why wouldn't the mother take the kid to the hospital? That story is swiss cheese.
Those crystals really do make you feel a lot better after chucking them at someone
I almost threw my phone across my house and into my parents door. I.AM.PISSED.