BIG SIP OF UNSEE JUICE (r/Holup)
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"Childhood obesity. Don't take it lightly."
i-I- I don't think the kids do
Or the scale
@@captan7640 fr lmao
Or the insulin costs.
@@GoinGreninja Or the bicycles
Or the coffins
Love how in a year, Oz went from monotone dead voice, to crack addict.
His early videos are to fall asleep to his latest ones are to laugh untill you cry
Wait
I think he was Ozpin from RWBY, but after a year of exposure to the internet.
True
Michael Reeves but Reddit instead of Robots
Hey everyone in the comments. Oz said he's not doing well on Twitter so he hasn't uploaded for a while. Don't worry, he didn't dissappear or anything
Thank you I have been wondering
@@macaroniman9689 same
Thank you for the heads up. Hope things get better for him soon
Thanks, im sure a lot of us were worried
Thank you for informing me
I love how this whole channel has become
oz:puts disclaimer
oz: screams and laughs for 15 minutes
us: this is litterly thr pinnacle of comedy
yup
I fail to see the problem
Imagine being the artist who had to draw Batman and Rafael together or just weird collabs in general, must be amazingly surreal
I would love it if I could actually draw
Imagine being the animation team who took part in creating the Batman and TMNT crossover movie.
don't worry^-^ you get used to it
Where's mini oz
I'd be confused tbh
“Why would you turn down the chance for a fleshlight that wiggles” OZ WHAT THE FU-
Wait what part I DONT REMEMBER THIS
@@dandylion2775 Girl in the wheelchair part!
@@dandylion2775 wHaT
@@nharviala thanks!
7:53
"Why am I named rose?"
"When you were young, a rose fell on your head."
"WHy am I named daisy?"
"When you were young, a daisy fell on your head."
'Hhhhhy DddddD"
"Oh hi Brick."
d
Brick must be an excellent swimer
@@autogamer1229 That an r/cursed comments if I've ever seen one.
underrated 😭
thats the one i saw
5:25 I just imagined Oz's neighbors covering their childrens ears as he aggressively screams fourskin
He lives in Ohio there is not another person in sight for like 300 miles for him
@@applejambers7674 But that's how loud he can scream foreskin
Fuze - Cant have hostage negotiations if there is no hostage!
*BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOM*
Fellow man os siege
'laughs in jaeger'
@@alwest4472 laughs in wamai
*CLUSTER CHARGE NOISES INTENSIFIES*
“Why would you turn down a chance for a flashlight that wiggles”
No no, he has a point.
Yup. He do be having a point. If she gave herself to you and you decline, then you obviously done something wrong, even when the opportunity is staring right at your face.
Yeah
Um because she gets literally no joy out of it and is only doing it to make you want to stay with her. Which is very sad. Imagine just looking into her eyes, thrusting, and theres just nothing happening for her. You could also potentially injure her without realizing it. She's not a fleshlight she's a human being. Y'all give men a bad name
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 alright jeez you just dumped a truth nuke on them yikes
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 we kinda were not serious over here but i agree
This subreddit is either “PLEASE STOP, NO FURTHER” or “Ok, NOW IM INTRIGUED”
the latter is how most ppl start
Both.
It's both.
"when she wants her hair pulled but she also has cancer"
I feel like a monster laughing at that.
Same lmao
7:56 "Why would you turn away the chance for a fleshlight that wiggles"
I like dark humor but holy fuck lmao
I do not understand the joke
Im not explaining it you're innocent
@@dizzyssmokebox626 ok
Tell em man
@Joan Paz i still dont get it
“Why would you turn down the chance for a flesh light that wiggles”
-Oz, 2020
Wot
@@kirayoshikage595 7:50
Why would you tho
The way you said "big sip" alone earned the like.
Hey OZ. Dont feel forced to return, we all need a break sometimes and we will support you.
Since I'm not seeing it in my quick comments scan- neat fact about the Chinese funeral strippers thing! In chinese culture funerals aren't a time or place of morning, they're often a big-ass party! It's supposed to be a lot less about mourning a death and a lot more about celebrating the life that was lived!
“There goes Grandma. Time to get smashed off of hard liquor, it’s what she would’ve wanted”
Which is why there are strippers. Of course.
Hell yeah I want that at my funeral
So funerals are basically replaced by wakes?
@Zanimations they can get smashed too
"Crank one out on the kid's skull."
I request you to never say that ever again, please.
Could you explain what the joke actually is? It’s killing me.
@@ChknKng Its a joke about how the kids name at 9:06 is more about, ahem, pregnant shrex, then "Cranking one out on a kid's skull."
LOL
You forgot the part where you say: i will boil your teeth
Please, no more
4:55 what makes this somewhat worse is, The Riddler has figured out who Batman is a few times, he legitimately knows that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person, so if he wanted to, he could do this with actual malicious intent.
sheeps: masks
Lions: no masks
so what you're saying is is that your friends are endangered?
I mean technically they are-
Anyone else think that Oz has one of the best narrating voice?
best in all the land of holy and the unholy
YES
Yes
for me oz is my replacement for SorrowTV the charm of at least doing some voice acting on the reads is nice and something that shows actual effort than just straight reading it and reacting like a lifeless husk.
@@TerrorLTZ I wanna be like sorrow tv or oz someday, and giofilms was great too.
Being here when the video is just released is like “quick, think of something funny”
S A M E
That do be now it is
That's why you just do a virtual scream.
Damn, this comment has more likes than my entire CZcams channel
Something funny.
Your videos literally helped me come out of a really bad depressive episode; I genuinely laughed for the first time in what seems like days or even weeks now. Please keep up the good work! I don't know if you'll ever see this comment, but from the bottom of my stone cold heart, thank you.
Memes and homeschool stopped me sewerslide
ik this was a month ago
2:42 “dreams are messages from your subconscious.”
My dreams:
X E N O M O R P H T A G
“Why would you turn down the chance for a fleshlight that wiggles" OZ NO, WHAT WOULD MINI OZ SAY
probably something like "conspiracy theory about mole people, uwu"
He has a point😳😏
“Why would you turn down the chance for a fleshlight that wiggles"
“Don’t take it lightly”
*oh boy*
Yeah come on, I thought that was the joke before the zoom out. Who approved of either of those billboards?!
Where did he come from where did he go Where in the friction did oz media go
Were are Oz. Your duty is not done.
Oz for years I have called the demonic screech you did a pterodactyl screech. Even before I had ever found your channel. I didn’t know that it was a term other people used and I always pronounce the p in pterodactyl screech just because.
I just call them peter ark Players Would agree
Did you do a hol’up at the end on purpose?
Why
0:34 i am sorry to say that the original text was "Cowabummer!"
I'm sorry to say that the original image had Raphael saying nothing
* funeral happening
"Let's get strippers up, make it rain like granny did in life"
11:00 At first I read leprechauns. I am concerned.
2:26 who ever wins gets to see grandma
OH
"Why would you turn down a fleshlight that wiggles?"
Ozzy Wozzy, is this Clicky Wicky possessing you?
No. This has litterally been my humor since day one.
@@OzMediaOfficial Nice...
Oz is just click without a filter. Ppl keep saying click is more cursed, but ppl are clearly blind lmao
@@OzMediaOfficial literally*
@@OzMediaOfficial *literally
And just like that... he vanished
Perhaps he is coming back...
Ah Oz you ok
I love how Oz’s old content is all like calm slow speaking and now there’s just so much camera movement and shouting and i love it
r/Holup users when they discover what a punchline is:
That one in the beginning with batman and raphael, the og caption was "Cowa-bummer dude" and I love it almost as much as this one
"A flesh light that wiggles" I'm done here, have a nice day
"Let's see who else needs a DegrASSe kicking" *Neil Degrasse Tyson*
"Moon big as hell"-random space nigga
"dont take it lightly"
heheh, weight puns that hit hard
they hit the floor hard when they fall, true
You might say it was pretty heavy stuff.
The rude comments really weigh on them.
4:48 the thing is, I could totally see this happening (the riddler part, Batman part, no so much). Like the Riddler is just so sorry he reminded someone of their dead parents. The Riddler isn’t truly evil, he just wants revenge.
Me when Oz finally uploads a new video: The Return of the King
pleb, i’m still subscribed to Filthy Frank.
He did
RETURN TO OZ
"dreams are messages from your subconscious"
My dreams:
Dream grandma: btw that weird flesh ball you touched will kill you.
Dream me: Why the fuck do they sell death fungus orbs at Walmart
@5 furbies In a trench coat i- AnD i OoP-
I had a dream where I killed a bunch of cops with my friend and we made a new government system and then we flew away with a bunny dude flying a skateboard
@@sarah_does_artt4717 i had a fricking weird dream involving me waking up at 56:00 SPECIFICALLY (not sure how i remember that or the entire dream) and Bill Nye was sitting in our kitchen filling up dominos with "science juice" sitting next to my sister and brother watching holding these vials and then I looked into my parents room while passing by walking while I was on the floating desktop in front of me when I saw my dad's head had been turned into a small 1970s tv and my mom had been turned into a croc and I casually said good Tuesday. Then I proceed to leave and as I walked in the kitchen again the pizza exploded and bill nye said "sorry" and then the rest is gone
Woke up and it felt like a fricking fever dream
@@uncletoast7288 the science juice part made me spit out my water lmao
@@sarah_does_artt4717 lmao yeah idk wtf happened
When Oz Uploads 5 times in the span of a month: HolUp
But why is it a holup
Am I dumded?
Mans got his 500k and said fuck work
7:58 Fuze mains be like
Oz is the most chaotic good being ever
I think he’s more Chaotic neutral
@@sansblueye3876 nah, chaotic chaotic
Kono dio da
Chaotic neutral.
As someone who works in a gun shop, I can absolutely confirm that $600 can buy you a weapon.
But can you buy one with $200?
@@someguywholikesmonsters1260 "Asking for my Father's uncle's great great grandmother's friend's former college roommate."
@@isfet5730 yeah, that's what I mean.
I bought 2 damn good shotguns for $500
I was just binging your content again because you’re my favorite Reddit youtuber, but I heard in the comments that you say you’re not doing well. I can’t speak for all fans but I know that many of us understand that you need to put your well-being first. It’s been a rough time for many (I know I’ve taken quite a lot of psychic damage these past few months from global events, and it’s been hard for me personally to even function), so please take all the time you need to take care of yourself and us fans will still be around when you’re ready to come back
I know it's only been a month, but I miss Oz already
Nobody:
Oz: *F O R E S K -*
Skin
Five skin
Six skin
Seven skin
@@beeeans6662 eight skin
For anyone wondering about the rose/daisy joke at 9:00 ish, I might be wrong but I think the parents did the naughties while mom was pregnant and it went a little too far in and hit the baby's head
Jesus I searched for this for soo long! Thank you
@@faceache-enjoyer of course
that's insane surely that isn't the explanation
i mean i can't think of anything else but wtf
@@Jokaanan idk it doesn't make much sense to me, only thing I can think of is he just found his baby arousing
@@ousqa okay it's DEFINITELY not that. I'm accepting Katie's explanation. >_>
Bro Oz please come back I loved your videos so much ive watched every single one 3 times over im getting desperate
Same man
hes probably just working on college or smthn
1:50
Everyone: That is disturbing.
Me, a sociopath: No. No. He's got a point.
Oz media is the ONLY PERSON who can clickbait me without me getting mad
Don’t worry Oz, I will like it
Me too oz senpai
I too.
69 likes
I miss you, come back, pls
11:20 I thought that was going another direction, like "it's difficult having a relationship when you're not allowed within 500 feet of her elementary school."
"🎵BA DA BA BA BA🎵 IM LOVIN' IT" I died on the spot 😂
I love how Oz is just *subtly* hinting at anti-capitalism. THE REVOLUTION BEGINS NO- *redacted*
he has disappeared
when shall the entertainment supplier return?
He left us. Our god, gone.
@@maximum_axiom LIES, HE WILL RETURN
@@blackdiamondartv6039 Our god is dead, for we have killed him.
@@maximum_axiom sucks for you cuz Gods can't die
@@blackdiamondartv6039 have you ever heard of Cronus?
I need Oz's crackhead energy again
That laugh can brighten almost any day. I can not be convinced otherwise.
Same.
0:54 The captain is always capable of making his ship wet below deck
TAKE MY LIKE
AND LEAVE
OI TAKE MY LIKE AND NEVER SPEAK AGAIN HOLY FU-
Oz screaming into the void is like the most relatable thing ever.
5:55 SLIM JIM IM CRYING
7:18 that means they might be brothers, and I hate that.
Even if that's the case, there's no genetic reason to stop.
@@JamesTheAce0 even if that's the case, my concern wasn't about the genetic things, only the human morality.
Nonononononononono
Couldve been his wife's brother
"the most human trait is to want to know w h y"
why
why
why
Why
Why
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
7:20 The sad thing is I DO have an uncle Steve...
I’m literally begging you to zoom out for 2 seconds after every meme so I can take a quick screenshot. The Batman and Raphael one killed me and now I gotta go look it up
Felt that
I think the OG is angst 😳
9:05 Immediate way to improve this joke 400 times over: rename the third kid to Richard.
I don’t get the joke. Pls help.
@@denuboot the nickname for Richard is Dick.
@@denuboot I might be wrong but I think the parents did the naughties while mom was pregnant and it went a little too far in and hit the baby's head
@@Katie-vg3jn thanks I just didn’t get it for some reason. Maybe I‘m not far enough into the shadow realm XD
@@thebutcherschariot Ok this would be funnier thats true
And we never saw him or Sorrow TV ever again.
Where'd he go? It's time for mini Oz video and face reveal!
i love the chill background music that is overlayed with these awfully beautiful memes XD, very nice touch
Jesus christ, I love this. I feel such exquisite suffering. It's like the caviar of "WTF did I just watch". Thank you Mr. Oz.
Okay, Cenobite.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy I had to look that up and it gave me a good laugh. Thank you.
10:27 dat aint kashnikov that's just spleens (i hope someone got that)
Graystillplays :)
SPLEENS 🫶🏾
Spleens is too strong to die so easily
4:45 *Collective Consciousness begins to play*
Oz is blessing us with these uploads
All Hail Mr Oswald Medium
Facts giving me more inspiration to do reddit 👽
Oz is no longer blessing us with these uploads
I have seen the gates of hell
Where meme man has been months since this video
he was trapped in 2020
2:50 I've deadass dreamed of having martinis with billl nye. I believe this is me telling myself that my pretentious attitude is pure poison
I kinda really wanna see what Oz looks like IRL... he’s got an attractive voice
Just Google it lol
he smol
Cute and with brown hair
7:10, this was so fucking surreal because my uncle is named Steve
2:38 Winner gets to see Grandma!
Oz, please return! We need more content!
random but oz's laugh warms my cold lesbian heart
Yeah same
same
And it warms my straight heart.
Why did that matter
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 we wanna have fun relating here
6:14 it appears Kermit finally snapped. That green sob is going to be sipping that tea behind bars.
Please come back
Yeah he will eventually, he just doesn't feel like he can make something worth watching since corporations with a lot of VAs and animators outshine most single creators, he said this on his Twitter
where did oz media go
THE FUNNY MAN HAS PUT UP A VIDEO!
HERE COMES THE SEROTONIN!
y e s
Silver haired funny man has brought us serotonin
This is something Oz would say
All I’m gonna say is I’m glad to be early.
me too
come back oz, we miss you
What happened to him
@@BeIIa_the_cat he had some sort of mental breakdown. He said his life is a wreck and he needs to get his priorities straight. He’s alive and well otherwise thiugh
At laughed so hard at the lady tramp one at 2:00
9:55
Child goes down so profit goes up
I don't think I've ever heard Oz laugh this much in an episode. It's adorable.
I really like Oz' laugh and the spontaneous super-enthusiasm, but sometimes I worry a bit that there are substances involved that might be bad for him. please take care. ;)
No substances involved.
@@OzMediaOfficial are you sure Mr Oz Media we wouldn't want a oopsie fucking woopsie now do we?🔫
@@OzMediaOfficial That is good to hear! ...but didn't I see you in a sad milk video snort a pile of candy!?
yo
like
where is this guy
It's the sam'o nilla case all over again