The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)

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  • @superautobus
    @superautobus Před 3 lety +13018

    He genuinely didnt finish a single sentence, brilliant.

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation Před 3 lety +899

      He didn’t even have to. That’s how you know he has talent.

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas Před 3 lety +295

      God, I missed looking for this every time I'd watch one of his videos. Thank you.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 Před 3 lety +180

      It's truly impressive. He's a great comedian.

    • @harveyprice8999
      @harveyprice8999 Před 3 lety +448

      He didn’t say the word duck until the message saying ,”we need to talk about the ducks.”

    • @SimoraCheeks1
      @SimoraCheeks1 Před 3 lety +31

      🤣 Nice catch!

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 Před 2 lety +6862

    "Some of you spotted that loophole far quicker than she did"
    It cracks me up the way he pauses for that.

  • @ichijofestival2576
    @ichijofestival2576 Před 3 lety +3309

    PEOPLE THAT OWE ME MONEY
    (FOR DRUGS)
    (THAT I SOLD THEM)
    Too subtle.

    • @cloudyrae04
      @cloudyrae04 Před 2 lety +24

      I dont understand why that was funny? can you explain?

    • @taro9921
      @taro9921 Před 2 lety +50

      @@cloudyrae04 it is funny because he is prentendinf that he is a drug dealer, but he isn’t. so it is funny

    • @cloudyrae04
      @cloudyrae04 Před 2 lety +40

      @@taro9921 i know. i was joking. the original comment said it was too subtle so I made a joke pretending not to get it.

    • @ichijofestival2576
      @ichijofestival2576 Před 2 lety +9

      @@cloudyrae04 Could you explain what "joking" means?

    • @cloudyrae04
      @cloudyrae04 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ichijofestival2576 being silly 😜

  • @allykat2.015
    @allykat2.015 Před 3 měsíci +245

    This fits Lucifer so well.

    • @ashesnowesong4129
      @ashesnowesong4129 Před 2 měsíci +54

      Let's be real, Lucifer did this shit and it's why he's not with Lilith anymore.

    • @NotNaudiz
      @NotNaudiz Před 2 měsíci +57

      I love this comment out of context. And in context, but especially out of context.

    • @EliseArainai
      @EliseArainai Před 2 měsíci +33

      Btw, someone actually made a Hazbin Hotel animatic based on this bit, and it’s great! ^^

    • @fandomsfan1
      @fandomsfan1 Před 2 měsíci +21

      Exactly. I have a playlist titled "Lucifer Morningstar" and this is the ONLY video in it.

    • @lonniebird4266
      @lonniebird4266 Před 2 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/1Ilwc8yEbC8/video.htmlsi=Pr2AFeC2FdiSU1q5

  • @genesiswalker573
    @genesiswalker573 Před 3 lety +11145

    Love the title. He knows it's iconic. He doesn't need to tell you anything more than "it's the duck bit".

    • @FantasticFabio
      @FantasticFabio Před 3 lety +114

      Must've watched this 10 times at least, already. Still clicked. :D

    • @NutellaRLZ
      @NutellaRLZ Před 3 lety +41

      Saw it and was like "oh yeah!"

    • @willmunoz1638
      @willmunoz1638 Před 3 lety +55

      The duck bit??
      YES THE DUCK IN THE BIT!!!
      ahh, those ducks

    • @PotatoPothado
      @PotatoPothado Před 3 lety +17

      *ONE*
      ...
      :)

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox Před 3 lety +4

      Well his merch shop is weneedtotalkabouttheducks.com
      he really does know it's iconic.

  • @nai_29
    @nai_29 Před 3 lety +4161

    Now this is a good example of chaotic Good

    • @brinashiloff3439
      @brinashiloff3439 Před 3 lety +219

      No just chaotic

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 Před 3 lety +221

      @@brinashiloff3439 Agreed. This is so chaotic, it breaks the good/neutral/evil classification.

    • @kiarona.
      @kiarona. Před 3 lety +15

      @@brinashiloff3439 I was just about to comment the exact same thing!

    • @SplotchTheCatThing
      @SplotchTheCatThing Před 3 lety +42

      Naw, I still think he's chaotic evil.
      He just dresses it up nicely :)

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 3 lety +55

      @@SplotchTheCatThing
      I'd say this is an excellent example of chaotic neutral.

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 Před 2 lety +2053

    It's amazing that his friend didn't even notice the loophole in what she said when she said "No more tiny ducks" and when she said that he could have one duck. As soon as I saw that she said one duck, I was just sat there like "Oh my god, he's gonna buy a giant inflatable duck that'll fill the bathroom..."

    • @kiarona.
      @kiarona. Před 2 lety +99

      I originally thought he was going to buy a real duck that would shit all over the bathroom or something 🤣

    • @madperson876
      @madperson876 Před 2 lety +45

      @@kiarona. I'd say that even he wouldn't go to that extreme, but come to think of it, I wouldn't put it past him!

    • @ZpeedTube
      @ZpeedTube Před 9 měsíci +20

      Next step would have been: "No more plastic ducks!" 😁 🦆

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 Před 9 měsíci

      *Buys a rubber duck*@@ZpeedTube

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket Před 9 měsíci +21

      I figured it must be either that, or (since he'd already done the bigger-ducks joke) he would just get rid of all of them, causing her to go mad wondering where the hell he'd hidden the one remaining duck and turn the place upside-down looking for it.

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC Před 3 lety +2978

    The "a bit" in all lowercase is hilarious to me because he intended it to be lowercase and that's funny to me for some reason.

    • @rainy1835
      @rainy1835 Před 3 lety +116

      i think its funnier cause in text that sounds like hes saying it very quietly in my head for some reason.

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC Před 3 lety +18

      @@rainy1835 I guess that might be the reason

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k Před 3 lety +15

      But is is a “bit”.

    • @_IVXX
      @_IVXX Před 3 lety +15

      It's hilarious cuz it implies that this was far more casual than they was

    • @raswartz
      @raswartz Před 2 lety +2

      @@chri-k good catch

  • @kailcraftersf3507
    @kailcraftersf3507 Před 3 lety +6935

    Now that's comedy, I don't care how many times I've seen it, gotta love the ducks 🐥🐥

    • @ducksinmyhead6320
      @ducksinmyhead6320 Před 3 lety +16

      I also like ducks mostly because there's like 30 of them in my head

    • @ecamiran4004
      @ecamiran4004 Před 3 lety +34

      When the video first aired, I went on Amazon to find the wholesale ducks. It became a thing between me and my sister with moving the ducks around our apartment. She's a teacher now and still keeps ducks around the classroom because it had such an impact on her. I wonder, however, how mt current housemates would react seeing as they don't know about the ducksm

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation Před 3 lety +12

      (Firstly - I was gonna say that too. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it, it’s still comedy gold)
      I bought ducks thanks to that video too. Every six months or so, when it comes up in my recommended, I watch, then re-find the ducks...
      I’m sure you can guess what’s about to happen next. Brb, gotta position some ducks. :)

    • @Phoenix-jf7kt
      @Phoenix-jf7kt Před 3 lety +2

      I probably seen it more than enough but hey in a few weeks I'll watch it again 😄

    • @ducksinmyhead6320
      @ducksinmyhead6320 Před 3 lety

      @Emily Kuessner NOOOOO not the ducks jk

  • @fearsomejinn2807
    @fearsomejinn2807 Před 3 lety +2742

    everyone in the audience went out afterwards and bought as many tiny ducks as they could afford

    • @rpb8256
      @rpb8256 Před 3 lety +23

      Big ones to XD

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 Před 3 lety +46

      The duck cult is getting bigger 😈

    • @Manj_J
      @Manj_J Před 3 lety +20

      I want to buy as many tiny and big ducks as I can after watching this XD

    • @arjenmetsu6543
      @arjenmetsu6543 Před 3 lety +2

      How did he know

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 Před 3 lety +6

      I'll be honest... I did.

  • @mandylatimer1607
    @mandylatimer1607 Před 3 lety +3543

    I love how he smiles at the "Quackers!" at the end. He's so proud of himself

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt Před 3 lety +4253

    I was honestly expecting a real life duck at the end.

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId Před 3 lety +232

    Oh, the duck cult is a masterpiece.

  • @heatherspill5817
    @heatherspill5817 Před 3 lety +1060

    Someone hid loads of tiny ducks around my college. It became a school wide game to find them and rehide them. Some of the teachers started to collect then in their offices, but other teachers would just return them to the students so the game continued!

    • @jeffthebloodthirsty9388
      @jeffthebloodthirsty9388 Před 2 lety +32

      That looks.... AMAZING

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Před 2 lety +24

      I want to do this in my college now. I'm sure my class, and maybe others, would agree to help.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh that's so cool and fun!!😁

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 Před rokem +9

      That's amazing!! XD if I was still in college I would totally do this.

    • @Tutelina
      @Tutelina Před rokem +11

      my workplace has been doing this. Someone asked if it was a contest, but no we just think its funny.

  • @DNory
    @DNory Před 3 lety +848

    Imagine making something that's so iconic that you can upload it as "the duck bit" and everybody knows what it is

  • @kzloyd75
    @kzloyd75 Před 3 lety +1022

    I swear James has THE best timing of any comedian ever. The way he seamlessly connects his sentences with his visuals is absolutely perfect.

    • @Phyrre56
      @Phyrre56 Před rokem +36

      He's figured out some magic formula of standing in front of a screen and letting the screen do most of the talking while he reacts to it. He has a few bits like this and they're all gold. It's like he's combined stand up comedy with scrolling through memes.

  • @calasurien
    @calasurien Před 3 lety +446

    James is just Loki messing with his adopted mother

    • @mailos1772
      @mailos1772 Před 3 lety +6

      Adoptive*

    • @akio_kuro
      @akio_kuro Před 2 měsíci

      😂

    • @Snowfang00andco
      @Snowfang00andco Před 12 dny +1

      I like to think that this is what happens when Freya and Loki share an apartment (his flatmate’s name is Freya 😂)

  • @daneen2fabulous
    @daneen2fabulous Před 3 lety +2443

    My bf has an insane collection of tiny bathroom ducks and you just gave me a bunch of ideas LOL

    • @geoffsecombe
      @geoffsecombe Před 3 lety +268

      Before launching any duck-based offensive operations you might want to check what originally inspired the duck collection. There's every chance it was this very clip. If it was, you are quite likely to find yourself up against a Master of the Duck Arts who has done an insane amount of preparation hoping for just such an opportunity. Proceed with caution.

    • @a_potat
      @a_potat Před 3 lety +52

      Please let us know what happens next😂😂

    • @gimygaming8655
      @gimygaming8655 Před 3 lety +18

      @@geoffsecombe 😂

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 Před 3 lety +17

      So after 2 months. What happened?

    • @user-mq3yz1ij2o
      @user-mq3yz1ij2o Před 3 lety +8

      Hello , plz share ur story

  • @xx_kay-animationz_xx
    @xx_kay-animationz_xx Před 2 lety +293

    The fact that you keep finding loop holes is amazing.
    Hundreds of ducks
    “No more tiny ducks”
    Three bigger ducks
    “No more ducks”
    “Can I have one more?”
    “One”
    ONE GIANT DUCK THAT TOOK UP THE WHOLE BATHROOM

    • @benjackson8731
      @benjackson8731 Před rokem +4

      I mean conservation of mass is a thing

    • @emurphy42
      @emurphy42 Před rokem +2

      And he didn't even start using fish yet

    • @Zenologia4673
      @Zenologia4673 Před rokem +4

      “No more inflatable ducks!”
      *gets a real duck*

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 Před 27 dny

      she had to know by that point the kind of guy he is, kind of on her tbh. lmao

  • @Tattooedgaymer
    @Tattooedgaymer Před 3 lety +870

    No matter how many times I've seen this, I still bust out laughing

  • @jhnssch6744
    @jhnssch6744 Před 3 lety +1744

    The initial upload got banned for being too duckcist for the censors in charge.

    • @chrisj4288
      @chrisj4288 Před 3 lety +70

      @Josiah Galicia did it? I don't think the originals are banned, james is just uploading all his stuff that's on other channels, onto his actual channel

    • @hiteshbhatt6445
      @hiteshbhatt6445 Před 3 lety +26

      @@chrisj4288 yeah conan's channel had this video
      Btw, conan is great too

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox Před 3 lety +35

      @@chrisj4288 not banned, just deleted.

    • @littlemissbump100
      @littlemissbump100 Před 3 lety +16

      ....

    • @kkkender
      @kkkender Před 3 lety +7

      @@chrisj4288 wait, you mean there're more James channels? Or you mean videos of James on other people's channels? Because if it is former, I clearly haven't been using youtube right all this time

  • @CSW_YT
    @CSW_YT Před 3 lety +487

    James: You have my word...
    Everyone: Ok, what did you do this time?

  • @MiscellaneousMaZ
    @MiscellaneousMaZ Před 3 měsíci +38

    Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel...

  • @ratkingsaz
    @ratkingsaz Před 2 lety +321

    For a person who's pfp is a giant rubber duck, I have watched this several times and continue to love it every time

  • @TerraXenia13
    @TerraXenia13 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Sir. James,
    You are now gaining fame amongst the Hazbin Hotel Fans for this bit.
    thank you for your unwitting contribution.
    Sincerely,
    A fellow enjoyer of chaos.

  • @gregiep
    @gregiep Před 2 lety +114

    What I love about his comedy style is that he is able to so perfectly not finish sentences in a way that we all know exactly what he means, but it still comes off as if he’s nervous/unsure/hesitant. It’s a tough line to walk, and he NAILS it!

  • @cassidyho939
    @cassidyho939 Před 4 měsíci +25

    Why Lilith Left Lucifer xD

  • @glowworm2
    @glowworm2 Před 3 lety +90

    This entire thing kills me, but I absolutely lose it every time the giant ducks show up. Then the "Can I have one duck in the bathroom?" part, you know exactly what's going to happen at this part but it's the perfect punchline to this fantastic setup.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yep, you WANT it to happen!!! Then it does! And it is glorious!!!

  • @CranesWing
    @CranesWing Před 2 lety +171

    When my family found this bit a few years ago, we found it absolutely hilarious, so much so that we snuck a few hundred tiny rubber ducks into my brother's wedding. He and his wife thought it was great, we put them around his wedding cake and all around the reception tables. They bought a house, and when we went into the guest bathroom, it was decked out in duckies. This has served to be an awesome bit in our lives, thanks James Veitch!

  • @5h470wk1t3
    @5h470wk1t3 Před 3 lety +188

    I genuinely would love to hear from Freya herself about how she felt living with him lol

    • @kurofox2485
      @kurofox2485 Před 2 lety +8

      Same!!

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 Před rokem +1

      I’d love go see a live reaction to the skit.

    • @strixcz
      @strixcz Před rokem +13

      For all we know she might not even be a real person and this might just be a brilliantly written comedy sketch. Still, I love it whether it actually happened or (more likely) not :D

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 Před 3 lety +104

    I love the end .. "can I have just one duck for the bathroom?"
    "ONE"
    " :) " And you know what's coming .. you're not sure how it's possible but ..
    James, this is one of the funniest things ever.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon Před 6 měsíci

      The pause, though.
      Dramatic tension, building, and then, the payoff.

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi Před 3 lety +65

    “I got more”
    That always gets me more than it should

  • @Joshuaposada
    @Joshuaposada Před 3 lety +276

    This guy is a classic incarnate

  • @tealnairn
    @tealnairn Před 3 lety +213

    I DID IT. I LEGIT DID THIS AT MY SCHOOL WITH DUCKS

    • @hannahz3377
      @hannahz3377 Před 3 lety +16

      WHAT

    • @ManDancingMoji
      @ManDancingMoji Před 3 lety +32

      please explain this in detail because i am VERY VERY intrigued

    • @music2012pink
      @music2012pink Před 3 lety +8

      You must tell us more (and any evidence you could link) you can't leave us hanging like that

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 Před 3 lety +13

      Please elaborate immediately

    • @spectreseed6029
      @spectreseed6029 Před 3 lety +6

      Evidence. We NEED evidence. Please tell me you got it on tape.

  • @remini255
    @remini255 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Lucifer: 👍

  • @fluffypuff766
    @fluffypuff766 Před 3 lety +51

    If someday James decide to give out autographs, I would pay to have it on a tiny duck

  • @roboticdreamer
    @roboticdreamer Před 9 měsíci +10

    What makes this even funnier is that this is the he's not trolling a scam artist or obnoxious person (at least, from what we saw) like his other trolling videos. He just decided to mess with his roomate for no reason.

  • @sapphirexwind
    @sapphirexwind Před 3 lety +105

    This is like what my friend did to her neighbor with gnomes in her garden... She moved them little by little everyday closer and closer to her front steps .

  • @emcat52
    @emcat52 Před 3 lety +68

    2:40 This part is pretty accurate to the movie considering that both ducks could totally fit on the raft.

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple Před 2 lety +4

      This really annoys me since people don’t consider buoyancy

    • @emcat52
      @emcat52 Před 2 lety +9

      @@TheGodlyPineapple There is a Mythbusters episode proving that they both could have fit. Season 10 episode 14

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple Před 2 lety +2

      @@emcat52 well everyone knows they would’ve fit, but there wouldn’t be enough buoyancy to keep them completely out of the water

    • @emcat52
      @emcat52 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheGodlyPineapple They also proved that the door was buoyant enough to hold them both I believe. I’ll have to rewatch the episode when it becomes available to me again

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple Před 2 lety +3

      @@emcat52 they proved that is was buoyant enough with life jackets under it, which they wouldn’t have really thought of

  • @browncoatkevin
    @browncoatkevin Před 3 lety +84

    And thus, my cousin and her family descended upon my aunt's house with a box of one thousand tiny ducks from China. Said aunt was away on a cruise, and the cousin was house-sitting.

  • @unknownunknown37
    @unknownunknown37 Před 3 lety +866

    Hey James, I wanted to let you know that I and my family are fans of yours. I showed mom your imprisoned cat video last night, complete with the cameo add at the end. We then went to cameo and the price for your services didn't look too bad to her. What you would really enjoy, I think, is my mom really loved this skit here with the ducks. So when we saw your "Merchandise for Christmas" video, we were very interested in the shirts. Well, by the time we got to ordering the shirts you were out and we were sad. Well, then you came out with them again and, without my mom finding out you had em again, I ordered her one and gave it to her for mother's day. She was so happy and excited to receive that shirt. In fact, that mothers day is in her top two of favorite mothers days she's had. She also has a ton of ducks now that sit in the bathroom. Hers are all colors and designs though. She still buys ducks when she finds new ones she doesn't have yet. Thank you for doing what you do. You've been a blessing to us.

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 Před 3 lety +52

      What a wholesome story! I love this! 🤗🤗🤗

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Před 3 lety +58

      "She still buys ducks when she finds new ones she doesn't have yet"
      This could turn into a problem

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer Před 3 lety +53

      @@Nat_the_Chicken "Mum...we need to talk about the ducks."

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety +144

      ngl this story made my morning a bit better. :) thank you so much for writing this.

    • @unknownunknown37
      @unknownunknown37 Před 2 lety +25

      @@jamesveitch You're welcome James. I'm glad to be an encouragement and to give back to you some. Btw, she just bought about 6 more ducks a few weeks ago.

  • @aquaticaquamarine4181
    @aquaticaquamarine4181 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Can someone do a hazbin Hotel Lucifer animated fit for this

    • @crazycat_4013
      @crazycat_4013 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I would if it wasn't 6 mins long T-T

  • @crazycat_4013
    @crazycat_4013 Před 3 měsíci +39

    Where is the Hazbin Hotel fandom?

  • @remini255
    @remini255 Před 3 měsíci +7

    This guy got sent to hell not cause he did anything wrong but cause Lucifer wanted to hang with him

  • @NoArtisticLimitation
    @NoArtisticLimitation Před 3 lety +251

    Fellow duck buyers, share your tales of merriment (and sometimes woe) this video has caused!
    I’ll start:
    So, after watching this video, the first thing I did was go out and buy like a half a dozen yellow, and half a dozen colored... and then put them around the house.
    It was so effective, when my sister went to america, she returned with a rubber duck for me...
    ... Mum, meanwhile, banished them to my room. So I’ve set aside a shelf specifically for ducks.
    Just did some spring cleaning, and managed to clean out some extra shelves... The newest shipment should be in soon. :)

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 Před 2 lety +10

      I want to do this now. Just order a bunch of ducks, and place one in each room with an ever increasing amount per room over time.
      I'm sure my brother would love it.

    • @abby_dancer5684
      @abby_dancer5684 Před 2 lety +11

      We hid 100 ducks in my brother’s room…

    • @BrianOsler
      @BrianOsler Před 2 lety +6

      I follow a streamer on Twitch who does PO Box openings every so often. Right now I’m on the second level and I think I may have already broke him. Oh, well, on to the massive one next. (Obviously I’ll link to this video with that final gift so he’ll finally have context.)

    • @missmagic707
      @missmagic707 Před 2 lety +6

      my friend showed me this video, we have sent each other random ducks in the post for years, so for their 30th, I rigged a box to explode when they opened it and they were showered with 30 tiny rubber ducks. It was glorious.

    • @clyne8835
      @clyne8835 Před rokem +2

      I collect rubber ducks! Of all shapes and sizes. Not because of this skit. All of my ducks are unique with different designs and themes. Currently I have 17 of them that have been sourced from 6 different countries excluding my own :) my hope for this year was to expand my collection to 20, but considering it's August, and I'm unemployed, this probably won't happen. Oh well

  • @gemhunter498
    @gemhunter498 Před 3 lety +227

    Who in their right mind just disliked this 2 minutes after it was posted?

  • @bamagirl098
    @bamagirl098 Před 2 lety +2

    THE DUCKS IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! THATS WHERE I LOST IT

  • @emillian
    @emillian Před 2 lety +23

    Whenever I feel sad I just watch this again. No matter how many times I've watched it, it's still hilarious

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 3 lety +69

    James on physics class be like: quarkers

  • @benjaminjohnson-martin1248

    "I staged Nuremberg in the bath."

  • @FeliceJaganshi
    @FeliceJaganshi Před 2 měsíci +5

    The real reason Lilith left. I love Lucifer so much!

  • @pridecat
    @pridecat Před 4 měsíci +5

    god i watched and forgot about this video years ago but immediately after watching hazbin hotel i realized how coded this is for lucifer & lilith. the real reason they divorced. you can’t tell me it’s not canon idc.

  • @Chris-em4hm
    @Chris-em4hm Před 3 lety +63

    Wth I literally just watched a bunch of duck videos and now this!
    It's like I summoned the duck lord

    • @curiouskitten1665
      @curiouskitten1665 Před 3 lety +5

      😂

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Před 3 lety +4

      You know that thing about folding a thousand paper cranes? If you use the duck pattern instead of the crane pattern, you end up with James Veitch in your house and he doesn't leave

    • @DragonsRuby
      @DragonsRuby Před 3 lety +2

      *He is lord*
      *Duck is lord*

  • @lifeforce7146
    @lifeforce7146 Před 3 lety +240

    I love your humour ! Doesn’t matter how many times I watch it !!

    • @lowellkennett6560
      @lowellkennett6560 Před 3 lety

      At some point you may find out it does matter how many times you watch it. You've been warned

    • @savannahl4226
      @savannahl4226 Před 3 lety +2

      OMG SAMEEE I have watched this video like ten times and it never gets old!

  • @vasey7225
    @vasey7225 Před 3 lety +59

    I will never get over how short James looks in this bit.

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 3 lety +41

      Neither will i

    • @vasey7225
      @vasey7225 Před 3 lety +6

      @@jamesveitch In all seriousness, how tall are you? Google is not giving me answers

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 Před 3 lety +3

      @@vasey7225 you don’t ask that to someone who is not wearing their platform boots, Jay.

    • @kanyewest2729
      @kanyewest2729 Před 3 lety +1

      @@vasey7225 he looks 5'9

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren Před rokem +2

      To be fair Conan O’Brien is 6’4”…

  • @alyx6427
    @alyx6427 Před 6 měsíci +3

    holy crap how did she not spot that loophole 😭

  • @aste3032
    @aste3032 Před 3 lety +521

    This bit started an intern joke with my siblings and now 3 years later i own 84 rubberducks, it's amazing!
    Edit: Holy smokes that's a lot of likes, thanks guys ^^

    • @kaspercederlund4393
      @kaspercederlund4393 Před 3 lety +12

      Do the ducks from your different siblings have wars

    • @aste3032
      @aste3032 Před 3 lety +25

      @@kaspercederlund4393 actually no, they have now joined forces and are planning to take over the bathroom!

    • @NotApplicable2874
      @NotApplicable2874 Před 3 lety +7

      Your now-Siblings had to intern for the role before they got hired on as full-time Siblings?

    • @aste3032
      @aste3032 Před 3 lety +11

      @@NotApplicable2874 ofc! there was an audition week, lots of blood, sweat and rubberducks before i finally made my decision. Then they became interns and after a month I decided to give them the full-time gig ^^

    • @hectorskmetija3015
      @hectorskmetija3015 Před 3 lety +2

      This is the only downside of living alone. No one I can do this too BUT I still have 6 ducks 🦆

  • @LoveAhiru
    @LoveAhiru Před 3 lety +124

    A reminder that you either loved or hated having James as a roommate during 2020 lockdown

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 Před 3 lety +18

      During lockdown I would not be surprised if the flatmates start arranging the ducks, too 😜😼

    • @pandaqueen813
      @pandaqueen813 Před rokem

      I'm worse than James.

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 Před 3 lety +22

    “I staged Nuremburg in the bath”

  • @K.J.Ray421
    @K.J.Ray421 Před 2 lety +14

    When you've been laughing for 6 minutes straight, then look over to realize the dog is staring at you like you've gone completely insane. In my defense, he does that often though, I'm sure it means nothing.

  • @jbg0801
    @jbg0801 Před 3 lety +71

    The bit with the ducks - incredible title! I love this video I've seen it a million times.

  • @villagersupremacy5594
    @villagersupremacy5594 Před 3 lety +10

    Ok I’m currently at 4:11 and he said “ok no more tiny ducks” and I’m currently thinking “oh god he’s bringing in the big ducks”

  • @glennisdamenace
    @glennisdamenace Před rokem +8

    I love how he didn't really get a crowd reaction with the ducks as ghosts for Halloween, so he just paused an extra long time with ducks with TP on them because it's hilarious.

  • @invervluck2899
    @invervluck2899 Před rokem +8

    A couple of my friends and I got inspired by this video, so we bought over 1000 tiny pink ducks, which we hid all over our high school. It was great ;)

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Před 3 lety +15

    I clicked this knowing exactly what it is, and am glad to have rewatched it.

  • @Emilpoika
    @Emilpoika Před 2 lety +34

    Music overview:
    @2:30 - Titanic ducks:
    @3:09 - Marching ducks: "O Fortuna" (Orff's Carmina Burana)
    @4:21 - Three big ducks: "Va, pensiero" (Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves - Giuseppe Verdi: Nabucco) (Thanks to Adam Liske)
    @5:19 - Biggest duck: "Zadok the Priest" (Händel's Coronation Anthem No. 1)
    Together we can fin out!

    • @adamliske
      @adamliske Před rokem +3

      Three big ducks: Va, pensiero (Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves) - Giuseppe Verdi: Nabucco -

    • @Emilpoika
      @Emilpoika Před rokem +2

      @@adamliske Thank you! I've updated the list ☻

    • @Helpoca
      @Helpoca Před rokem +2

      @@adamliske love you! Looking for it for months!

    • @freddiespreckley6324
      @freddiespreckley6324 Před 6 měsíci +1

      5:19 - Surely you mean Zaduck the Priest?

    • @minutelearn179
      @minutelearn179 Před 2 měsíci

      @@freddiespreckley6324 Exactly what I thought!!!

  • @sethmoran8321
    @sethmoran8321 Před 2 lety +6

    When I'm depressed, I just watch this video again. It's still amusing no matter how many times I watch it. James Veitch - one of the greatest comedians of all time.

  • @Tekkerue
    @Tekkerue Před 3 lety +39

    James, we need to talk about you being the next doctor on Doctor Who. 😁

  • @hobbitjj
    @hobbitjj Před 3 lety +14

    This man is brilliant. Love the humor, and would love him as a roommate. James you are funny af.

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId Před 3 lety +4

    Never gets old.

  • @AdMiKa
    @AdMiKa Před 26 dny +2

    “…so that’s what rubber ducks are for. Interesting.” - Arthur Weasley

  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 Před 2 lety +2

    This is just absolutely quackers!

  • @shadowsteed15
    @shadowsteed15 Před 2 lety +7

    I think I would have adored watching the little ducks’ “adventures” every day. :D

  • @charliepope6856
    @charliepope6856 Před 3 lety +13

    The amount of time I’ve watched this and still haven’t stopped laughing

  • @turnergonzalez5009
    @turnergonzalez5009 Před 3 lety +8

    Some person: ONE duck
    This Guy: oh I see u just want ONE ok, one

  • @Lovelylizb
    @Lovelylizb Před měsícem +1

    Brilliant comedy!! Years later, I’m still cracking up 🤣

  • @giy5050
    @giy5050 Před 3 lety +12

    I'll gladly re-watch this again anytime.

  • @j22mattones
    @j22mattones Před 3 lety +8

    This is genuinely one of my all-time favorite bits of all comedians I've ever seen.

  • @n14ck
    @n14ck Před 9 měsíci +3

    “I staged Nuremberg in the bath.”

  • @ZincOxideGinger
    @ZincOxideGinger Před 3 lety +4

    Every time I see this in my feed I watch it. Over 50 times at least. Kinda addicted now. Just like a dealer, the first duck is free

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Před rokem +4

    I dunno why, but I always love how he says "one two three four five- six bags of flour" at 0:35

  • @littleowl22778
    @littleowl22778 Před 3 lety +28

    This always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I watch it.

  • @corig1939
    @corig1939 Před 2 lety +2

    When I saw this for the first time, i thought this response to the ONE duck was gonna be a REAL duck swimming in the bathtub

  • @dreamfoxgirl
    @dreamfoxgirl Před rokem +3

    I wish i knew the music that was playing starting from 3:11 because it fits so well with all the ducks lining up. This is a really good bit and i always love watching the duck part over and over again.

    • @Moon-wf3jr
      @Moon-wf3jr Před 2 měsíci

      Carmina Burana: O Fortuna. It might be a cover, but that’s the original song

  • @ARKGAMING
    @ARKGAMING Před 3 lety +56

    This thing is the best video I've ever watched. It's the 10th time I'm watching it, the re-upload is exactly the excuse I needed.

  • @leobabymst
    @leobabymst Před 3 lety +8

    It’s just so good. I can’t stop laughing. The buildup. The loopholes. Quackers! 💛

  • @alessandroditerlizzi569
    @alessandroditerlizzi569 Před rokem +2

    This sketch was done just for that single line "quackers"
    Admit it xD

  • @timor64
    @timor64 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I think one of the cleverest parts of this is they way we are drawn in at 1:38 with "but I don't have any toileteries" because the visual image of the ducks is so dramatic that we suspend disbelief. Of course he has toileteries - even if it's only toothpaste, but our eyes over-rule us with the ducks. He never even says "ducks", he instead says "I just filled mine with as many as I could" and lets our mind do the rest. There was likely no Flatmate Freyer either. It's an absolutely brilliant piece of writing, construction and presentation. Genius work James thank you. I laugh so much whenever i watch it.

  • @curlycurls429
    @curlycurls429 Před 2 lety +3

    “No more tiny ducks” yes I got that loop hole immediately 😂😂😂

  • @porterchrism5119
    @porterchrism5119 Před 2 lety +4

    That "hooray" at 1:35 has me dead 😂

  • @danielcole3508
    @danielcole3508 Před 2 lety +3

    "Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - Arthur Weasley

  • @wendy4324
    @wendy4324 Před 3 lety +8

    I’ve seen this so many times, and it’s just as funny each time

  • @PrinceLuigii
    @PrinceLuigii Před rokem +5

    I"m going to be honest, last year because of this vid I covered my mom's house in little painted rubber ducks as a mother's day gift. I started with one out in the open that had a note attached to it "Hey, you found me, congrats, go find my family, there's 100 of us". She really loved the ducks. Thanks for the inspiration

  • @NienozinElectronicPlackozin

    This is my favourite thing ever!!! I always show my new friends this because it's hilarious!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sjj39
    @sjj39 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Crying. This is going on my playlist that i put on when work is shite.

  • @annarose2714
    @annarose2714 Před 3 lety +9

    Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the inspiration to prank my newlywed friends with 50 tiny ducks in their getaway car. The bride's brother helped me place them, and it may take a while for them to find them all. 😂

  • @alcupone6462
    @alcupone6462 Před 3 lety +7

    Legendary masterpiece of a twisted mind! Thank you for reuploading this brilliant show.

  • @BlackPanther-pp8gh
    @BlackPanther-pp8gh Před 3 lety +4

    Whenever I'm down, I watch one of your videos and you always bring my mood back up, keep up with it xx

  • @theycallmestacy881
    @theycallmestacy881 Před rokem

    About once or twice a year this comes back into my feed and it never fails to bring me immense amounts of joy.