James Veitch
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Bootlegging my own comedy special. On VHS.
www.veitch.me/kickstarter
there's something like 23 hours left so I banged together this video which has all sorts of mistakes in it and probably will lead to people actively unpledging. unpledging is underlined in dotted red now which makes me suspect it is NOT a word. But I'm sick and tired of being patronised by machines so I'm going to leave it. Unpledging.
Anyway, pledge pledge. Full duck combo probs.
The whole thing is going to be fun I expect with lots of me asking your input and "whether" something is "funny" and basically needing all the love and attention I did not receive as a child.*
once again that link which you should go to. veitch.me/kickstarter
Apologies for lack of subtitles on this one. I just wanted to get it up quickly. Not much talking anyway tbh.
*strongly suspect my mother reads these so just want to point out that was a joke.
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Prmtonoioal Mtareial for Coemdy Speiacl on Kckstirtaer.
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd It’s almost done. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special Don’t miss out on what could be the deal of the century.* . The music is sublime and it's by a guy called Patrick Cannell who you can find at patrickcannell.com *possible but unlikely
I put a Flux Capacitor for sale on Craigslist
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd I’ve been contacted by Future You. Future You is, in all honesty, a better version of yourself (deep down, you know this would happen) and Future You told me it was VITAL that you support my comedy special on Kickstarter. Very little time left to do so. Even less now. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special/ ...
Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
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Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
PLnaT eRth | Episode 6
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 6
PLnaT eRth | Episode 5
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 5
PLnaT eRth | Episode 4
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 4
PLnaT eRth | Episode 3
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 3
PLnaT eRth | Episode 2
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 2
PLnaT eRth | Episode 1
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 1
PLnaT eRth | Episode 0.5
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PLnaT eRth | Episode 0.5
Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
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Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
My Dog's 1st Birthday
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My Dog's 1st Birthday
Scamalot - Princess Mina a reup
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Scamalot - Princess Mina a reup
The S*x Rob*t
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The S*x Rob*t
Scamlot - Snail Farm (repost)
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Scamlot - Snail Farm (repost)
Scamalot - Numbers Game
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Scamalot - Numbers Game
Scamalot - Winnie
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Scamalot - Winnie
The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
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The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
Could I survive an apocalypse?
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Could I survive an apocalypse?
Scamalot - Poison
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Scamalot - Poison
Scamalot - China Jewelry Corp
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Scamalot - China Jewelry Corp
Scamalot - Hong Kong
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Scamalot - Hong Kong
The Towel Rail (Melbourne 2017)
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The Towel Rail (Melbourne 2017)
Scamalot - Mary Gary
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Scamalot - Mary Gary
Scamalot - Novel
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Scamalot - Novel
Scamalot - Toaster
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Scamalot - Toaster
Scamalot - Poem
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Scamalot - Poem
Scamalot - The Gold
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Scamalot - The Gold

Komentáře

  • @MauriceCalis
    @MauriceCalis Před 2 hodinami

    Same approach in American journalism

  • @emilyann4054
    @emilyann4054 Před 6 hodinami

    TOASTER BONANZA

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 Před 4 dny

    Mac row? I'm uh micro tho

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 Před 4 dny

    Ok snow basin

  • @travisloso1466
    @travisloso1466 Před 11 dny

    Wouldn't there be surrounding cameras, not directly on the spot painted but in the area where he would have to stand to get the right proportions and angles to create it in the first place? Why don't they look on cameras for a few days or weeks before for someone figuring the angles out.

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 Před 11 dny

    When he said bits I was hoping for binary bits. 1010011.

  • @deetybaby
    @deetybaby Před 14 dny

    I won’t be leaving a comment……….for obvious reasons

  • @Tompsf1
    @Tompsf1 Před 14 dny

    Genius!

  • @foxpokemonforever4775

    Real Grian energy. I can’t explain it. The sense of humour just fits

  • @jazzmusicfan
    @jazzmusicfan Před 17 dny

    China: Why are rubber duckies orders soaring? 🥸

  • @marinavelaz
    @marinavelaz Před 18 dny

    You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!

  • @TheRubeeRose
    @TheRubeeRose Před 18 dny

    THIS is still so funny !

  • @sh4969
    @sh4969 Před 19 dny

    You're a crazy stalker

  • @snowbird1381
    @snowbird1381 Před 19 dny

    I think there’s a movie I need to watch again. 😂

  • @IFStravinsky
    @IFStravinsky Před 20 dny

    I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.

  • @user-rb6sw8oj4b
    @user-rb6sw8oj4b Před 22 dny

    Go alexa

  • @rydiablo81
    @rydiablo81 Před 22 dny

    Nice Kaws t-shirt

  • @dannjp75
    @dannjp75 Před 22 dny

    So you stole Dave Gormans idea? Well done you, great originality

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Před 24 dny

    This was a year ago. Any update?

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Před 24 dny

    5:00 That's hipster a.f. - having the content on a medium that you can't play.

  • @strawhaticey95
    @strawhaticey95 Před 25 dny

    Lucifer go brrrr

  • @_FatNuggets_
    @_FatNuggets_ Před 27 dny

    Most Lucifer ass thing ever.

  • @violetmoodswing666
    @violetmoodswing666 Před 29 dny

    I don't care how many times I see this it makes me happy. I just got a box of 250 ducks at my office, of course staging them in typical office settings was needed... and then the army of them in the conference room.

  • @YuuChan515
    @YuuChan515 Před 29 dny

    That one unemployed friend on weekdays

  • @albinabbelitogamer928
    @albinabbelitogamer928 Před měsícem

    Lovet this Guy. The absolute best. And how wrong that ai was. No one gonna watch this on CZcams and 6,5 million rn😂😂😂😂

  • @TravisBradyBrands
    @TravisBradyBrands Před měsícem

    Hey! I love your content! We are looking for speakers that would want to be a part of our events in Utah, Las Vegas and Arizona. Would this be something you'd be open to hearing more about?

  • @AdMiKa
    @AdMiKa Před měsícem

    “…so that’s what rubber ducks are for. Interesting.” - Arthur Weasley

  • @robertsmith5805
    @robertsmith5805 Před měsícem

    chocolate milk, hot chocolate, and ice cream....nice!....i'll have all three to go....

  • @Lovelylizb
    @Lovelylizb Před měsícem

    Brilliant comedy!! Years later, I’m still cracking up 🤣

  • @colinstave4369
    @colinstave4369 Před měsícem

    You could say the music at the final reveal is called "Zayduck the Priest"

  • @jezikerr3720
    @jezikerr3720 Před měsícem

    Ok. I gotta say... I love the ducks. The ducks are the best and so is James. However, what does he ise to clean himself if he doesn't have toiletries? That part always made me think. Is James literally just using water? Dies he take it from others? How does he get clean?

  • @SpeakerofTruth207
    @SpeakerofTruth207 Před měsícem

    I wish you make more of these

  • @meganfenton4189
    @meganfenton4189 Před měsícem

    I need to know if he got kicked out after these shenanigans.

  • @darkcharizard52
    @darkcharizard52 Před měsícem

    Always love James’ sketches, but I feel like this editing style isn’t doing any favors - he has perfect comedic timing with a live audience, but these choppy cuts detract from that

  • @Rzee_Tweaks_956
    @Rzee_Tweaks_956 Před měsícem

    czcams.com/video/qBvqzQN75XI/video.html

  • @aarlavaan
    @aarlavaan Před měsícem

    James is the physical embodiment of malicious compliance.,

  • @staremerson2921
    @staremerson2921 Před měsícem

    Sad i missed this project

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Před měsícem

    I am now going to search for flux capacitors on craigslist. Is that under auto-parts or what? That poor guy has no sense of whimsy. If this happened to me, I would be beside my self with the future me and the future future me. By the way, I took your advice and invested heavily is hamaas. Because you said it was going to be big. And it is. I hear about hamaas in the news all the time.

  • @sam_l0ves_cats_
    @sam_l0ves_cats_ Před měsícem

    I buying in bulk

  • @gracebeene4639
    @gracebeene4639 Před měsícem

    I made the mistake of showing this to my parents and I came home for Mother’s Day and I discovered they did the same thing to my shower. Granted it was only 8 ducks but now I worry there will be more.

  • @ChiakiNanami736
    @ChiakiNanami736 Před měsícem

    I felt attacked at a few points 😳

  • @kayeruss7313
    @kayeruss7313 Před měsícem

    He must be a real treat at any doctor's office, lol

  • @Lovelylizb
    @Lovelylizb Před měsícem

    Brilliant bit. Enjoyed every second of it! So silly and wonderfully told I gotta say I’ve rewatched many times 👏😂

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Před měsícem

    Love it.

  • @mostucker1624
    @mostucker1624 Před měsícem

    I have this mild phobia of (actual) ducks, from a childhood story that people often get a giggle out of. My students learned this about me and now my classroom, every year (because students pass on the story to each consecutive class), gains more and more fake ducks. Lots of rubber ducks, so many printed and colored-in ducks…and during Covid, on Halloween, an 11 year old boy hid under my desk before school and popped out when I went to sit down - wearing a full over-the-head duck mask! Quacking as he came out! Best jump scare of my life, at 7am. Then he took off the mask, and his Covid-era face mask was a bright yellow duck pattern. I almost died laughing that day. This matches that boy’s energy. 🦆

  • @thisisit333
    @thisisit333 Před měsícem

    Aww love him. And James too!!!

  • @birdmansluver
    @birdmansluver Před měsícem

    Pov: your lillith coming home and about to use the restroom 4:26

  • @WolfyTheWolf87
    @WolfyTheWolf87 Před měsícem

    This is just so funny and I came to this video after I watched a Lucifer animatic of it.

  • @MsBebegurl0212
    @MsBebegurl0212 Před měsícem

    Love him!!. Because of him, I ducked a truck!

  • @agentanderson3976
    @agentanderson3976 Před 2 měsíci

    No this antisemite is world famous.