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James Veitch
United Kingdom
Registrace 16. 05. 2006
Moving images that James Veitch has made and uploaded. Basically I don't know what I'm doing. There will rarely be updates and there is literally no reason you should subscribe. I did some let's play on Stardew Valley but the moment I got a cow I lost interest. Now and then I post some live stuff of my "nerdy and hilarious presentations," where I rely on a projector as a comedic crutch and sometimes get two laughs for the price of one by saying and then revealing the punchline. It's a shoddy practice and I'm not over the moon about it. What else.
Oh yeah. I have a book out called Dot Con that was reprinted in the USA and it's a hardback which made me feel important. And you can buy it from a small independent bookseller or a massive conglomerate that delivers straight to your door and we all feel collectively guilty about.
AND YES you SHOULD buy the game of Lockdown that I made and also watch my TED talks on ted.com and, ok, I've talked myself into it you should probs subscribe.
Oh yeah. I have a book out called Dot Con that was reprinted in the USA and it's a hardback which made me feel important. And you can buy it from a small independent bookseller or a massive conglomerate that delivers straight to your door and we all feel collectively guilty about.
AND YES you SHOULD buy the game of Lockdown that I made and also watch my TED talks on ted.com and, ok, I've talked myself into it you should probs subscribe.
Bootlegging my own comedy special. On VHS.
www.veitch.me/kickstarter
there's something like 23 hours left so I banged together this video which has all sorts of mistakes in it and probably will lead to people actively unpledging. unpledging is underlined in dotted red now which makes me suspect it is NOT a word. But I'm sick and tired of being patronised by machines so I'm going to leave it. Unpledging.
Anyway, pledge pledge. Full duck combo probs.
The whole thing is going to be fun I expect with lots of me asking your input and "whether" something is "funny" and basically needing all the love and attention I did not receive as a child.*
once again that link which you should go to. veitch.me/kickstarter
Apologies for lack of subtitles on this one. I just wanted to get it up quickly. Not much talking anyway tbh.
*strongly suspect my mother reads these so just want to point out that was a joke.
there's something like 23 hours left so I banged together this video which has all sorts of mistakes in it and probably will lead to people actively unpledging. unpledging is underlined in dotted red now which makes me suspect it is NOT a word. But I'm sick and tired of being patronised by machines so I'm going to leave it. Unpledging.
Anyway, pledge pledge. Full duck combo probs.
The whole thing is going to be fun I expect with lots of me asking your input and "whether" something is "funny" and basically needing all the love and attention I did not receive as a child.*
once again that link which you should go to. veitch.me/kickstarter
Apologies for lack of subtitles on this one. I just wanted to get it up quickly. Not much talking anyway tbh.
*strongly suspect my mother reads these so just want to point out that was a joke.
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Prmtonoioal Mtareial for Coemdy Speiacl on Kckstirtaer.
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd It’s almost done. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special Don’t miss out on what could be the deal of the century.* . The music is sublime and it's by a guy called Patrick Cannell who you can find at patrickcannell.com *possible but unlikely
I put a Flux Capacitor for sale on Craigslist
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Pre-order my comedy special here: veitch.me/a-shop/p/usd I’ve been contacted by Future You. Future You is, in all honesty, a better version of yourself (deep down, you know this would happen) and Future You told me it was VITAL that you support my comedy special on Kickstarter. Very little time left to do so. Even less now. www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesveitch/james-veitchs-comedy-special/ ...
Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
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Big Aneoucnemnnt!!! A New Comedy Special by me James Veitch
Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
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Man tries to get phone fixed. You won't believe click what bait happened next
The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
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The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)
Same approach in American journalism
TOASTER BONANZA
Mac row? I'm uh micro tho
Ok snow basin
Wouldn't there be surrounding cameras, not directly on the spot painted but in the area where he would have to stand to get the right proportions and angles to create it in the first place? Why don't they look on cameras for a few days or weeks before for someone figuring the angles out.
When he said bits I was hoping for binary bits. 1010011.
I won’t be leaving a comment……….for obvious reasons
Genius!
Real Grian energy. I can’t explain it. The sense of humour just fits
China: Why are rubber duckies orders soaring? 🥸
You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!
THIS is still so funny !
You're a crazy stalker
I think there’s a movie I need to watch again. 😂
I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.
Go alexa
Nice Kaws t-shirt
So you stole Dave Gormans idea? Well done you, great originality
This was a year ago. Any update?
5:00 That's hipster a.f. - having the content on a medium that you can't play.
Lucifer go brrrr
Most Lucifer ass thing ever.
I don't care how many times I see this it makes me happy. I just got a box of 250 ducks at my office, of course staging them in typical office settings was needed... and then the army of them in the conference room.
That one unemployed friend on weekdays
Lovet this Guy. The absolute best. And how wrong that ai was. No one gonna watch this on CZcams and 6,5 million rn😂😂😂😂
Yeah but apparently he's a 🍇ist
Hey! I love your content! We are looking for speakers that would want to be a part of our events in Utah, Las Vegas and Arizona. Would this be something you'd be open to hearing more about?
“…so that’s what rubber ducks are for. Interesting.” - Arthur Weasley
chocolate milk, hot chocolate, and ice cream....nice!....i'll have all three to go....
Brilliant comedy!! Years later, I’m still cracking up 🤣
You could say the music at the final reveal is called "Zayduck the Priest"
Ok. I gotta say... I love the ducks. The ducks are the best and so is James. However, what does he ise to clean himself if he doesn't have toiletries? That part always made me think. Is James literally just using water? Dies he take it from others? How does he get clean?
I wish you make more of these
I need to know if he got kicked out after these shenanigans.
Always love James’ sketches, but I feel like this editing style isn’t doing any favors - he has perfect comedic timing with a live audience, but these choppy cuts detract from that
czcams.com/video/qBvqzQN75XI/video.html
James is the physical embodiment of malicious compliance.,
Sad i missed this project
I am now going to search for flux capacitors on craigslist. Is that under auto-parts or what? That poor guy has no sense of whimsy. If this happened to me, I would be beside my self with the future me and the future future me. By the way, I took your advice and invested heavily is hamaas. Because you said it was going to be big. And it is. I hear about hamaas in the news all the time.
I buying in bulk
I made the mistake of showing this to my parents and I came home for Mother’s Day and I discovered they did the same thing to my shower. Granted it was only 8 ducks but now I worry there will be more.
I felt attacked at a few points 😳
He must be a real treat at any doctor's office, lol
Brilliant bit. Enjoyed every second of it! So silly and wonderfully told I gotta say I’ve rewatched many times 👏😂
Love it.
I have this mild phobia of (actual) ducks, from a childhood story that people often get a giggle out of. My students learned this about me and now my classroom, every year (because students pass on the story to each consecutive class), gains more and more fake ducks. Lots of rubber ducks, so many printed and colored-in ducks…and during Covid, on Halloween, an 11 year old boy hid under my desk before school and popped out when I went to sit down - wearing a full over-the-head duck mask! Quacking as he came out! Best jump scare of my life, at 7am. Then he took off the mask, and his Covid-era face mask was a bright yellow duck pattern. I almost died laughing that day. This matches that boy’s energy. 🦆
Aww love him. And James too!!!
Pov: your lillith coming home and about to use the restroom 4:26
This is just so funny and I came to this video after I watched a Lucifer animatic of it.
Love him!!. Because of him, I ducked a truck!
No this antisemite is world famous.