Scamalot - Novel

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  • čas přidán 7. 12. 2020
  • S01E05
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Komentáře • 386

  • @MemeShopInc
    @MemeShopInc Před 3 lety +507

    Not your best. But, still worth the watch.

    • @e2her
      @e2her Před 3 lety +48

      Boo. All these are comedy gold

    • @tobbleboii5988
      @tobbleboii5988 Před 3 lety +127

      I think it was very passionate
      and sensitive

    • @Dvance
      @Dvance Před 3 lety +58

      Yes! It's a meme! On most of his Scamalot videos, this SAME comment is pinned posted by different people.

    • @user-zw5yf2cy2v
      @user-zw5yf2cy2v Před 3 lety +5

      All of these are worth the watch

    • @Dvance
      @Dvance Před 3 lety +16

      @@evacesartcorner9840 Because I started a running gag with James. This guy posted the first one, I posted the second one, starting the pattern.

  • @sammyisanoctopus
    @sammyisanoctopus Před 3 lety +1885

    I’m not saying that’s how I wrote book reports in school... but that’s how I wrote book reports in school.

    • @Core_VII
      @Core_VII Před 3 lety +37

      I mean it works I got Bs when I tryed and As when I would BS a report.... What a wonderful world

    • @NutellaRLZ
      @NutellaRLZ Před 3 lety +6

      If only I thought of this

    • @craftgames1882
      @craftgames1882 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Core_VII yup, totally the same. I once read the whole book for a book report because I liked the book and answered the questions as precise as I could, and what did I get a 4! (1 is the lowest you can get and 10 the highest) So for the next book report I did not even open the book and only read some summaries on internet and I got an 8. I really don't get how that's possible

    • @sammyisanoctopus
      @sammyisanoctopus Před 3 lety +13

      @@craftgames1882 Summaries hit the highlights you're more likely to be tested on, so you don't have to try to remember as much? That was the challenge for me, anyway. I'd try to study everything and spend my time on things that weren't on the test and then I wasn't able to remember what I needed to know about the things that were.

    • @mrobject9113
      @mrobject9113 Před 3 lety +1

      You use replies from spam emails for book reports?

  • @Roozyj
    @Roozyj Před 3 lety +526

    Imagine reading the backside of a book to see if it's interesting and it flat out says: "The plot twist with the robots is good too" xD

    • @manjoumethunder6282
      @manjoumethunder6282 Před 3 lety +43

      Idk, but if a backside of a book with a name that does not sound like sci-fi said "The plot twist with the robots is good too" I'd definetly buy it, like, What plot twist with the robots? Are there robots? Why is there a plot twist with the robots?

    • @Tinaf653
      @Tinaf653 Před 2 lety +6

      Spoilers… lol! 🤣

    • @BatLB
      @BatLB Před 2 lety +1

      Frking clickbait that is.

    • @paradoxlanomoly7340
      @paradoxlanomoly7340 Před 2 lety

      Qyy6

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 Před 2 lety +6

      It is very late into the night… about 1:45am and your post made me do a fairly violent suppressed laugh which was not suppressed successfully enough… that woke my wife I think. She would not be amused by this. This was an unexpected plot twist which will not have a happy ending

  • @judymn9117
    @judymn9117 Před 3 lety +2398

    Did that man just summarize a whole book very well without even reading it?

    • @radekt.7843
      @radekt.7843 Před 3 lety +243

      As almost every student does

    • @prodthedirtybunny
      @prodthedirtybunny Před 3 lety +56

      @@radekt.7843 at least every student uses sparknotes

    • @Wildspeck
      @Wildspeck Před 3 lety +11

      I sure don’t

    • @Wildspeck
      @Wildspeck Před 3 lety +18

      To clarify I don’t read the book or spark notes

    • @BoltonBolt
      @BoltonBolt Před 3 lety +2

      Ahaha Yeah I do that in my school

  • @darkflix1766
    @darkflix1766 Před 3 lety +1888

    Your videos are really good!
    They are so *passionate, sensitive* and lovely.
    I also like the way they start.

    • @tathoiclassicalindianbollywood
      @tathoiclassicalindianbollywood Před 3 lety +84

      and the plot twist with the robots is good too.

    • @2DarkDreams
      @2DarkDreams Před 3 lety +54

      I really appreciate every bit of the wordings

    • @jeronimomendez1007
      @jeronimomendez1007 Před 3 lety +40

      And it makes more meaning to someones life

    • @macmcleod1188
      @macmcleod1188 Před 3 lety +16

      I'm going to Western Union to send you the money now. But first did you subscribe? It's really important to me that people subscribe to these channels so I need to know.

    • @johnsmith-td1zp
      @johnsmith-td1zp Před 3 lety

      they actually are tho

  • @MishMash95
    @MishMash95 Před 3 lety +474

    This is the part I realise how useful English GCSE is for learning how to sufficiently BS about anything.
    "While you would expect the juxtaposition between the milkmaid and the robot to be of significance and influence, it truly is unnoteworthy. Given the gravity of their relationship and the delicate nuances in every sleek interaction, we quickly come to accept this as normality. This book really is a love story like no other, filled with passion and breaking down of social prejudice, wherein two individuals who could not be more different still have much to share, and learn, from each other."

  • @thinboxdictator6720
    @thinboxdictator6720 Před 3 lety +1019

    you could've left at least link to that book.
    I can't find it..
    I can't even find the publisher.. looks like you got scammed..

    • @chrisj4288
      @chrisj4288 Před 3 lety +19

      Oh shit

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 Před 3 lety +24

      @@chrisj4288 Can I quote you on that?

    • @gamegeeks4243
      @gamegeeks4243 Před 3 lety +35

      @@dadillen5902 You can't just ask a man if you can quote him. You at least have to take him out to dinner, first.

    • @chrisj4288
      @chrisj4288 Před 3 lety

      @@dadillen5902 lmao sure

    • @josephhodges9819
      @josephhodges9819 Před 3 lety +3

      IKR. I want to read it. I think he needs how to screw with people for dummies book.

  • @xanderzerr
    @xanderzerr Před 3 lety +471

    Clearly doesn't have much experience of bs-ing his essays

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Před 3 lety +18

      seems like a pretty good job, idk but i doubt english is their first language...

    • @GreenLanternCorps2814
      @GreenLanternCorps2814 Před 3 lety +37

      I dunno man... I thought everything he said was very passionate and sensitive.

    • @rochellealansmithee7966
      @rochellealansmithee7966 Před 3 lety +4

      As a former college student I am in the 400 levels of BS-ing my essays.

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 Před 3 lety +1

      @Oye Hoye he has 238 dude

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds Před 3 lety

      @Oye Hoye why are you going around telling multiple people how many likes they have... we know

  • @arturslunga3415
    @arturslunga3415 Před 3 lety +98

    Just write the book James. The world needs it.

  • @bottpop7418
    @bottpop7418 Před 3 lety +362

    Me when the teacher asks me about the chapter I didn't read

  • @oliholbourns7274
    @oliholbourns7274 Před 3 lety +391

    Solomon, we need to speak in a code

  • @EdwardMillen
    @EdwardMillen Před 3 lety +29

    Wow, he actually answered all the questions. All in one go, without you having to ask each of them again individually. I can't even get that with an actual business transaction.

  • @flippityflam
    @flippityflam Před 3 lety +7

    Give that man his 💰 🤑 💸!!! He deserved it for all the work he did on the blurbs for the novel, which were BTW both PASSIONATE and SENSITIVE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That was awesome!!!

  • @Haridnar
    @Haridnar Před 3 lety +6

    When I've just started to explain something to my sixth grade class and already half the hands in the room are raised, I think, "OMG A million questions!" in the voice of James Veitch.

  • @thatseanrice
    @thatseanrice Před 3 lety +32

    James is such a *Passionate* and *sensitive* guy

  • @jessa1895
    @jessa1895 Před 3 lety +66

    I’m starting to think there is no book.

  • @rebekkahshaw7946
    @rebekkahshaw7946 Před 3 lety +238

    This means we're going to get more Scamalot videos, right?

    • @SchaffnerMovies
      @SchaffnerMovies Před 3 lety +7

      Sadly I think not. This is just a re-upload of all the old ones from Mashable.

    • @theravenpirate4744
      @theravenpirate4744 Před 3 lety +8

      I really hope so!

    • @phoenixm3
      @phoenixm3 Před 3 lety +18

      Its an old reupload so I don't think we will but I really hope so too

    • @HGGdragon
      @HGGdragon Před 3 lety +6

      The videos were down for quite some time, so I think he's just been reuploading theess to make them accessible again

    • @hilal_younus
      @hilal_younus Před 3 lety

      I don’t like this format , but this is a reupload

  • @andylintott9339
    @andylintott9339 Před 3 lety +29

    "Kathy stared lovingly into the cold, lifeless eyes of her robot companion. In all her long years as a milkmaid, she had never known anyone so proficient in MSpaint. The awkward, pixelated squiggles it drew her would never win any awards, but they spoke to a passion, a sensitivity in him that She could never ignore. She liked how It started to draw, and often said so, passionately, but with a sensitivity to Its absence of feeling. It added much to her life of simple cow-torturing..."

  • @Starhawke_Gaming
    @Starhawke_Gaming Před 3 lety +16

    Joke's on him, the main character was the robot 🤖

  • @birdm6320
    @birdm6320 Před 3 lety +25

    The video seems to be trimmed down compared to a previously uploaded edit. I remember him adding "and Daphne, and the kids" after saying "Rob, you know I'd do anything for you" at 0:22. I also remember him reading "Robert Fortnum, Phd" out loud. Why the more aggressive edit? I care because this is one of my favorite comedy videos.

    • @teagan_p_999
      @teagan_p_999 Před 3 lety +6

      What about Tuscany? Don't you remember Tuscany?
      Or was that a different one, it's been a couple years, I think I need to watch them all again...

    • @lilyfox313
      @lilyfox313 Před 3 lety +7

      @@teagan_p_999 That was a different one

    • @lilyfox313
      @lilyfox313 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought it was "and Daphne, and the twins". But yes, I wish they hadn't cut it down too.

    • @birdm6320
      @birdm6320 Před 3 lety +4

      @@lilyfox313 Yeah, "twins" sounds right.

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus Před 8 měsíci

      we've always been at war with eastasia

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Před 3 lety +3

    No scammer can keep up with this absolute legend

  • @boluwarin
    @boluwarin Před 3 lety +15

    This video was *passionate* and *sensitive*

  • @tts2702
    @tts2702 Před 3 lety +8

    The detail in James calling Rob a different callname every time

  • @tardis06
    @tardis06 Před 3 lety +11

    I love how the nicknames keep changing each email LMAO

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine Před 3 lety +3

    I had no idea James also wrote smutty novels. I can't wait to read this!

  • @supergluehotty
    @supergluehotty Před 3 lety +3

    This man embodies every grade school book report that the student hasn't read.

  • @repeater64
    @repeater64 Před 3 lety +61

    Oh so James didn’t actually plan on uploading this yet XD

  • @violet8870
    @violet8870 Před 2 lety +1

    Ok fr, props to the guy for pulling all that out of thin air for a book he's never heard of 😂

  • @billyrowe0064
    @billyrowe0064 Před 3 lety +1

    I think that’s the best video/story out of all of them I’ve seen through the last several years.

  • @dannieraya8340
    @dannieraya8340 Před 3 lety +44

    I want to get a copy now for me and Mary Gary, where shall I get it 😂😂😂

    • @ChrisAndCats
      @ChrisAndCats Před 3 lety +9

      If you get a few copies, there might be a free toaster....

    • @GlenJHenderson
      @GlenJHenderson Před 3 lety +6

      get one for Mary and Gary, they would probably like separate copies and as Chris suggested the free toaster is a bargain

    • @ChrisAndCats
      @ChrisAndCats Před 3 lety +4

      @@GlenJHenderson as long as it's the Delonghi 4 slice in red. I wouldn't go for a 2 slice.

    • @RickyC0626
      @RickyC0626 Před 3 lety +5

      Instead of just a free toaster, how about an entire bonanza with hummus.

    • @ChrisAndCats
      @ChrisAndCats Před 3 lety

      @@RickyC0626 can you have hummus on toast I wonder?

  • @fantasyfan6037
    @fantasyfan6037 Před 3 lety +4

    Oh my god I’d missed this so much!

  • @a-dino
    @a-dino Před 3 lety +75

    I feel like after that it would be polite just to send him like 10£

    • @uxleumas
      @uxleumas Před 3 lety +9

      maybe more like 1 pound

    • @thislopop2700
      @thislopop2700 Před 3 lety +13

      Sure, reward the scammer with your credit card information.
      I'm positive nothing bad will follow.

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 Před 3 lety +5

      this lopop2 You can send money to people without giving them your card info

    • @charlottepotato7452
      @charlottepotato7452 Před 3 lety +7

      Ah yes, fund the lying criminal scum so scamming remains a higher source of income than a real job, thus encouraging them to keep scamming vulnerable people. Excellent idea.

    • @PitukaAJ
      @PitukaAJ Před 3 lety +5

      @@charlottepotato7452 r/woooosh

  • @Jermeister06
    @Jermeister06 Před 3 lety +1

    One of these days James's fans will find out the email and make probably the best "scam" email back and forth ever

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I think that's what happened with the snail farm.

  • @tempestholmes
    @tempestholmes Před 3 lety +1

    I love that you made them do a book review. LOL!

  • @foxfoster1
    @foxfoster1 Před 3 lety +1

    This is one of the classics

  • @SongSupply
    @SongSupply Před 3 lety +37

    Got the toaster yet?

    • @joeyj6808
      @joeyj6808 Před 3 lety +9

      There is *NO* Toaster Bonanza!

    • @SongSupply
      @SongSupply Před 3 lety +1

      @@joeyj6808 NNnNnNnoOoOoOoOOooOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOooOoOooOOooOOoOoooooooOoooooOoooOOOOOOOOooOOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOo

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 Před 3 lety

      ROFLMMFAO!!!!

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds Před 3 lety

      @@laurendoe168 relax

  • @norjia
    @norjia Před 3 lety

    These video are still some of the most funniest types of comedy i've ever seen

  • @soni8995
    @soni8995 Před 3 lety

    Omg. You've just made my life so much better. 😍

  • @fay4296
    @fay4296 Před 3 lety

    this is the underrated gem of dot con.

  • @marekzyla1659
    @marekzyla1659 Před 2 lety

    One of the best!

  • @TJ-11918
    @TJ-11918 Před 3 lety +3

    Found and watched you on TED talks. You were so sensitive and passionate!! I love you and your humor! It's fantastic! And your book I've read it 12 times already. By the way could you send me $3,000? You see I owe this guy at a place about a thing! You are so generous! 😁 Thx

  • @mamascarlatti
    @mamascarlatti Před 3 lety

    This has to be the best one

  • @maggiebastolla5430
    @maggiebastolla5430 Před 3 lety

    This is awsome!

  • @dangerxox
    @dangerxox Před 3 lety

    I love these videos XD

  • @zeeavi6280
    @zeeavi6280 Před 3 lety

    You are my favorite person. Literally. Much love from Florida US. ❤️

  • @daniel-andersson
    @daniel-andersson Před 3 lety +21

    Unlisted video, hello!

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 3 lety +21

      Bugger.

    • @_original-name_
      @_original-name_ Před 3 lety +7

      @@jamesveitch So are we supposed to be able to find this in the Scamalot playlist?

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 3 lety +15

      No. I hadn’t planned on listing it yet

    • @daniel-andersson
      @daniel-andersson Před 3 lety +6

      @@jamesveitch See, unlisted videos do appear if you put then on playlists. Just a small heads up.

    • @CoolestBeans777
      @CoolestBeans777 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jamesveitch Well, James veitch.. the olive (me) feels lonely pls answer

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 Před 9 měsíci +2

    James it's been so long and we're still waiting for the release of Sensitive Passion. You can't leave us holding on without the fukk knowledge surrounding the plot twist with the milkmaid and the robots for this long.

  • @ailmlvr5905
    @ailmlvr5905 Před 2 lety +2

    haha this scammer was actually good, resourceful with the information he had.

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo Před rokem

    Sensitive passion with robots and a milkmaid... sounds like a good book.

  • @SwirlingSoul
    @SwirlingSoul Před 3 lety +2

    hahahaha, brilliant. 😁 I loved how it ended.

  • @pisoprano
    @pisoprano Před 3 lety

    This one is my favorite :)

  • @taranagchowdhury
    @taranagchowdhury Před 3 lety +2

    James Veitch,
    Ages ago i watched al your videos and loved thrm but then you stopped posting and made some videos private. I absolutely loved the one with the ducks it's my fav. could you please make it public?

  • @pinaylesbianfilipinawoman5441

    so good!

  • @lizziedoesthings1450
    @lizziedoesthings1450 Před 3 lety +14

    you've got me excited for more scamalot; is that where this is heading?

    • @jennyneedsmeds
      @jennyneedsmeds Před 3 lety +3

      i doubt it, i think it's just reuploads so these can be available for everyone to watch again

  • @adonkin730
    @adonkin730 Před 3 lety

    So weird, I was literally just talking about your scam videos! Funny as always 😂

  • @ablackhawk1
    @ablackhawk1 Před 3 lety

    You're a god damn genius... bravo ! :-)

  • @wolfguy7303
    @wolfguy7303 Před 3 lety

    This one is my favorite of the scamalot series

  • @aidanw9378
    @aidanw9378 Před 2 lety

    This is such a good video. It's very and

  • @aussieatheist960
    @aussieatheist960 Před 3 lety

    Good old Rob will never let you down!

  • @MarkLitchfield
    @MarkLitchfield Před 3 lety

    You are officially my new spirit animal.

  • @woketointelofjws6670
    @woketointelofjws6670 Před 3 lety

    Lovely, sensitive and passionate.

  • @tattifatty7421
    @tattifatty7421 Před 3 lety

    Hilarious 😂😂 You have talent

  • @Gavinconaghty
    @Gavinconaghty Před 3 lety +1

    CLASSIC! :)

  • @Sisyphos1312
    @Sisyphos1312 Před 3 lety

    Legendary

  • @zeedause5289
    @zeedause5289 Před 3 lety +5

    When will I be able to have a copy of this book in my hands James? Looking forward to reading it!

  • @omnivore2220
    @omnivore2220 Před rokem

    These words add much to the persons life.

  • @josiebianchi3481
    @josiebianchi3481 Před 3 lety

    Damn I really paused, screenshotted, and enhanced for lorem ipsum
    very passionate and sensitive, loved the wordings

  • @virtualsnake1994
    @virtualsnake1994 Před 3 lety

    this one is exceptional. it gave me an intense ab workout.

  • @jacqslabz
    @jacqslabz Před 3 lety +1

    Rick: "Man that guy is the Red Grin Grumble to pretending he knows what's going on."

  • @Proserpira
    @Proserpira Před 3 lety

    Yes. I, too, love reading books in my native language, Lorem Ipsum.

  • @ThePrinceHasArrived
    @ThePrinceHasArrived Před 3 lety +3

    I would read that novel.

  • @c.j.lersch1087
    @c.j.lersch1087 Před 3 lety +2

    I was hoping you were announcing a novel you wrote called Scamalot. I would read that. Also, when are you going to be on Taskmaster?

  • @karlguniker8371
    @karlguniker8371 Před 3 lety

    That's a good one

  • @macmcleod1188
    @macmcleod1188 Před 3 lety +3

    The book looks lovely. When will it be available on Amazon?

  • @marishkaspirit
    @marishkaspirit Před 2 lety +1

    This remind me of what we used to do în school when we had to read many books and make essay. Who had The Times to read all those books, i would summarize bullshit just like this and still pass with high grade 😂

  • @RFGfotografie
    @RFGfotografie Před 3 lety

    I want more :P

  • @antoniourata7195
    @antoniourata7195 Před 3 lety

    I read that novel and it's damn good!

  • @mttlgh
    @mttlgh Před 3 lety

    Roberto just learned to write horoscopes.

  • @bew3016
    @bew3016 Před 3 lety +1

    Please actually write this book!! It would be the greatest thing ever! 👌🏻

  • @ajialeilaniwallace2313

    Oh James Veitch, you give me hope

  • @kamil118
    @kamil118 Před 3 lety

    The plot twist is that the robot is the main character and the twist is the milkmaid invasion.

  • @spiralfirst6488
    @spiralfirst6488 Před rokem

    I've read this book and it is passionate and sensitive.

  • @Daggeira
    @Daggeira Před 3 lety

    You are my spirit animal. If I still got emails like this, though, I'd reply in Latin lmao

  • @xplossivedemon6780
    @xplossivedemon6780 Před 3 lety

    Lorem Ipsum GREAAT!

  • @davidripp7886
    @davidripp7886 Před 3 lety

    This episode was very passionate and sensitive

  • @charliediesel1739
    @charliediesel1739 Před 3 lety

    Is this for real? Aha makes me want to try something like that 😂 Very funny! Glad youtube brought you to my attention😁

  • @a.s.h.a118
    @a.s.h.a118 Před rokem

    Best

  • @maddie28
    @maddie28 Před 3 lety

    You know, I'm starting to think there isn't a book. Mary, Gary, and I are all waiting.

  • @Chikov2
    @Chikov2 Před 3 lety +1

    When he comes back from Manilla he is going to kick your ass, not because you didn't send him the money, but because you made him read your book.

  • @robertoo22
    @robertoo22 Před 9 měsíci

    Kind of made me wanna read that novel.

  • @catherinewilson2289
    @catherinewilson2289 Před 3 lety

    James.... please take some new scammers for a ride...... you're too funny and valuable to the take-scammers-for-a-ride-community to have given up...... these are at least five years old and you know it.......... yours sincerely, Catherine & Catkin.

  • @ThomasThings
    @ThomasThings Před 3 lety

    James: gets a spam call
    Also james: Random bullshit go!

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Turns out you will learn important skills in school. This scammer went full high school book-that-he-didn’t-read report

  • @wolf-bass
    @wolf-bass Před 3 měsíci

    Oh James, I hate you! My lungs hurt. Yesterday you made me pass half a cup of coffee through my nose (“please stop emailing me!”)… show some mercy!

  • @nihao20
    @nihao20 Před 3 lety

    Main Character: Lovely, Passionate, Sensitive
    The main character is a brutal mass murderer who just kills for fun

  • @justNewo
    @justNewo Před 3 lety

    Is this series coming back? Scam emails are why I subbed!!

  • @retrop569
    @retrop569 Před 3 lety

    Robbie is just me with my essays

  • @sidestorm274
    @sidestorm274 Před 3 lety

    I am going to use this wording in my analysis about the books we read in german

  • @ITpanda
    @ITpanda Před 3 lety

    Damn, I want a copy of this book!

  • @kevina620
    @kevina620 Před 3 lety +2

    This reminds me of the person in HS who never actually read the book 😂