@@Core_VII yup, totally the same. I once read the whole book for a book report because I liked the book and answered the questions as precise as I could, and what did I get a 4! (1 is the lowest you can get and 10 the highest) So for the next book report I did not even open the book and only read some summaries on internet and I got an 8. I really don't get how that's possible
@@craftgames1882 Summaries hit the highlights you're more likely to be tested on, so you don't have to try to remember as much? That was the challenge for me, anyway. I'd try to study everything and spend my time on things that weren't on the test and then I wasn't able to remember what I needed to know about the things that were.
Idk, but if a backside of a book with a name that does not sound like sci-fi said "The plot twist with the robots is good too" I'd definetly buy it, like, What plot twist with the robots? Are there robots? Why is there a plot twist with the robots?
It is very late into the night… about 1:45am and your post made me do a fairly violent suppressed laugh which was not suppressed successfully enough… that woke my wife I think. She would not be amused by this. This was an unexpected plot twist which will not have a happy ending
I'm going to Western Union to send you the money now. But first did you subscribe? It's really important to me that people subscribe to these channels so I need to know.
This is the part I realise how useful English GCSE is for learning how to sufficiently BS about anything. "While you would expect the juxtaposition between the milkmaid and the robot to be of significance and influence, it truly is unnoteworthy. Given the gravity of their relationship and the delicate nuances in every sleek interaction, we quickly come to accept this as normality. This book really is a love story like no other, filled with passion and breaking down of social prejudice, wherein two individuals who could not be more different still have much to share, and learn, from each other."
Wow, he actually answered all the questions. All in one go, without you having to ask each of them again individually. I can't even get that with an actual business transaction.
Give that man his 💰 🤑 💸!!! He deserved it for all the work he did on the blurbs for the novel, which were BTW both PASSIONATE and SENSITIVE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That was awesome!!!
When I've just started to explain something to my sixth grade class and already half the hands in the room are raised, I think, "OMG A million questions!" in the voice of James Veitch.
"Kathy stared lovingly into the cold, lifeless eyes of her robot companion. In all her long years as a milkmaid, she had never known anyone so proficient in MSpaint. The awkward, pixelated squiggles it drew her would never win any awards, but they spoke to a passion, a sensitivity in him that She could never ignore. She liked how It started to draw, and often said so, passionately, but with a sensitivity to Its absence of feeling. It added much to her life of simple cow-torturing..."
The video seems to be trimmed down compared to a previously uploaded edit. I remember him adding "and Daphne, and the kids" after saying "Rob, you know I'd do anything for you" at 0:22. I also remember him reading "Robert Fortnum, Phd" out loud. Why the more aggressive edit? I care because this is one of my favorite comedy videos.
Ah yes, fund the lying criminal scum so scamming remains a higher source of income than a real job, thus encouraging them to keep scamming vulnerable people. Excellent idea.
Found and watched you on TED talks. You were so sensitive and passionate!! I love you and your humor! It's fantastic! And your book I've read it 12 times already. By the way could you send me $3,000? You see I owe this guy at a place about a thing! You are so generous! 😁 Thx
James it's been so long and we're still waiting for the release of Sensitive Passion. You can't leave us holding on without the fukk knowledge surrounding the plot twist with the milkmaid and the robots for this long.
James Veitch, Ages ago i watched al your videos and loved thrm but then you stopped posting and made some videos private. I absolutely loved the one with the ducks it's my fav. could you please make it public?
This remind me of what we used to do în school when we had to read many books and make essay. Who had The Times to read all those books, i would summarize bullshit just like this and still pass with high grade 😂
James.... please take some new scammers for a ride...... you're too funny and valuable to the take-scammers-for-a-ride-community to have given up...... these are at least five years old and you know it.......... yours sincerely, Catherine & Catkin.
Not your best. But, still worth the watch.
Boo. All these are comedy gold
I think it was very passionate
and sensitive
Yes! It's a meme! On most of his Scamalot videos, this SAME comment is pinned posted by different people.
All of these are worth the watch
@@evacesartcorner9840 Because I started a running gag with James. This guy posted the first one, I posted the second one, starting the pattern.
I’m not saying that’s how I wrote book reports in school... but that’s how I wrote book reports in school.
I mean it works I got Bs when I tryed and As when I would BS a report.... What a wonderful world
If only I thought of this
@@Core_VII yup, totally the same. I once read the whole book for a book report because I liked the book and answered the questions as precise as I could, and what did I get a 4! (1 is the lowest you can get and 10 the highest) So for the next book report I did not even open the book and only read some summaries on internet and I got an 8. I really don't get how that's possible
@@craftgames1882 Summaries hit the highlights you're more likely to be tested on, so you don't have to try to remember as much? That was the challenge for me, anyway. I'd try to study everything and spend my time on things that weren't on the test and then I wasn't able to remember what I needed to know about the things that were.
You use replies from spam emails for book reports?
Imagine reading the backside of a book to see if it's interesting and it flat out says: "The plot twist with the robots is good too" xD
Idk, but if a backside of a book with a name that does not sound like sci-fi said "The plot twist with the robots is good too" I'd definetly buy it, like, What plot twist with the robots? Are there robots? Why is there a plot twist with the robots?
Spoilers… lol! 🤣
Frking clickbait that is.
Qyy6
It is very late into the night… about 1:45am and your post made me do a fairly violent suppressed laugh which was not suppressed successfully enough… that woke my wife I think. She would not be amused by this. This was an unexpected plot twist which will not have a happy ending
Did that man just summarize a whole book very well without even reading it?
As almost every student does
@@radekt.7843 at least every student uses sparknotes
I sure don’t
To clarify I don’t read the book or spark notes
Ahaha Yeah I do that in my school
Your videos are really good!
They are so *passionate, sensitive* and lovely.
I also like the way they start.
and the plot twist with the robots is good too.
I really appreciate every bit of the wordings
And it makes more meaning to someones life
I'm going to Western Union to send you the money now. But first did you subscribe? It's really important to me that people subscribe to these channels so I need to know.
they actually are tho
This is the part I realise how useful English GCSE is for learning how to sufficiently BS about anything.
"While you would expect the juxtaposition between the milkmaid and the robot to be of significance and influence, it truly is unnoteworthy. Given the gravity of their relationship and the delicate nuances in every sleek interaction, we quickly come to accept this as normality. This book really is a love story like no other, filled with passion and breaking down of social prejudice, wherein two individuals who could not be more different still have much to share, and learn, from each other."
I think I have ptsd from the word juxtaposition
This is a very passionate and sensitive comment
Perfect! And somehow it made lots of sense :)
This sounds very interesting and like it took a lot of work...kinda makes me sad it’s not real and all bs
Oh yes. You get 10/10.
you could've left at least link to that book.
I can't find it..
I can't even find the publisher.. looks like you got scammed..
Oh shit
@@chrisj4288 Can I quote you on that?
@@dadillen5902 You can't just ask a man if you can quote him. You at least have to take him out to dinner, first.
@@dadillen5902 lmao sure
IKR. I want to read it. I think he needs how to screw with people for dummies book.
Clearly doesn't have much experience of bs-ing his essays
seems like a pretty good job, idk but i doubt english is their first language...
I dunno man... I thought everything he said was very passionate and sensitive.
As a former college student I am in the 400 levels of BS-ing my essays.
@Oye Hoye he has 238 dude
@Oye Hoye why are you going around telling multiple people how many likes they have... we know
Just write the book James. The world needs it.
Me when the teacher asks me about the chapter I didn't read
Solomon, we need to speak in a code
Giant gummy lizard
@PhonieZGaminZ gummy bear cola fountain. Jelly bean.
Hey i get that reference 😂
Ok but will Mary and Gary get a cut of the profit?
Wow, he actually answered all the questions. All in one go, without you having to ask each of them again individually. I can't even get that with an actual business transaction.
Give that man his 💰 🤑 💸!!! He deserved it for all the work he did on the blurbs for the novel, which were BTW both PASSIONATE and SENSITIVE!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That was awesome!!!
When I've just started to explain something to my sixth grade class and already half the hands in the room are raised, I think, "OMG A million questions!" in the voice of James Veitch.
James is such a *Passionate* and *sensitive* guy
I’m starting to think there is no book.
This means we're going to get more Scamalot videos, right?
Sadly I think not. This is just a re-upload of all the old ones from Mashable.
I really hope so!
Its an old reupload so I don't think we will but I really hope so too
The videos were down for quite some time, so I think he's just been reuploading theess to make them accessible again
I don’t like this format , but this is a reupload
"Kathy stared lovingly into the cold, lifeless eyes of her robot companion. In all her long years as a milkmaid, she had never known anyone so proficient in MSpaint. The awkward, pixelated squiggles it drew her would never win any awards, but they spoke to a passion, a sensitivity in him that She could never ignore. She liked how It started to draw, and often said so, passionately, but with a sensitivity to Its absence of feeling. It added much to her life of simple cow-torturing..."
Joke's on him, the main character was the robot 🤖
The video seems to be trimmed down compared to a previously uploaded edit. I remember him adding "and Daphne, and the kids" after saying "Rob, you know I'd do anything for you" at 0:22. I also remember him reading "Robert Fortnum, Phd" out loud. Why the more aggressive edit? I care because this is one of my favorite comedy videos.
What about Tuscany? Don't you remember Tuscany?
Or was that a different one, it's been a couple years, I think I need to watch them all again...
@@teagan_p_999 That was a different one
I thought it was "and Daphne, and the twins". But yes, I wish they hadn't cut it down too.
@@lilyfox313 Yeah, "twins" sounds right.
we've always been at war with eastasia
No scammer can keep up with this absolute legend
This video was *passionate* and *sensitive*
The detail in James calling Rob a different callname every time
I love how the nicknames keep changing each email LMAO
I had no idea James also wrote smutty novels. I can't wait to read this!
This man embodies every grade school book report that the student hasn't read.
Oh so James didn’t actually plan on uploading this yet XD
Ok fr, props to the guy for pulling all that out of thin air for a book he's never heard of 😂
I think that’s the best video/story out of all of them I’ve seen through the last several years.
I want to get a copy now for me and Mary Gary, where shall I get it 😂😂😂
If you get a few copies, there might be a free toaster....
get one for Mary and Gary, they would probably like separate copies and as Chris suggested the free toaster is a bargain
@@GlenJHenderson as long as it's the Delonghi 4 slice in red. I wouldn't go for a 2 slice.
Instead of just a free toaster, how about an entire bonanza with hummus.
@@RickyC0626 can you have hummus on toast I wonder?
Oh my god I’d missed this so much!
I feel like after that it would be polite just to send him like 10£
maybe more like 1 pound
Sure, reward the scammer with your credit card information.
I'm positive nothing bad will follow.
this lopop2 You can send money to people without giving them your card info
Ah yes, fund the lying criminal scum so scamming remains a higher source of income than a real job, thus encouraging them to keep scamming vulnerable people. Excellent idea.
@@charlottepotato7452 r/woooosh
One of these days James's fans will find out the email and make probably the best "scam" email back and forth ever
I think that's what happened with the snail farm.
I love that you made them do a book review. LOL!
This is one of the classics
Got the toaster yet?
There is *NO* Toaster Bonanza!
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ROFLMMFAO!!!!
@@laurendoe168 relax
These video are still some of the most funniest types of comedy i've ever seen
Omg. You've just made my life so much better. 😍
this is the underrated gem of dot con.
One of the best!
Found and watched you on TED talks. You were so sensitive and passionate!! I love you and your humor! It's fantastic! And your book I've read it 12 times already. By the way could you send me $3,000? You see I owe this guy at a place about a thing! You are so generous! 😁 Thx
This has to be the best one
This is awsome!
I love these videos XD
You are my favorite person. Literally. Much love from Florida US. ❤️
Unlisted video, hello!
Bugger.
@@jamesveitch So are we supposed to be able to find this in the Scamalot playlist?
No. I hadn’t planned on listing it yet
@@jamesveitch See, unlisted videos do appear if you put then on playlists. Just a small heads up.
@@jamesveitch Well, James veitch.. the olive (me) feels lonely pls answer
James it's been so long and we're still waiting for the release of Sensitive Passion. You can't leave us holding on without the fukk knowledge surrounding the plot twist with the milkmaid and the robots for this long.
haha this scammer was actually good, resourceful with the information he had.
Sensitive passion with robots and a milkmaid... sounds like a good book.
hahahaha, brilliant. 😁 I loved how it ended.
This one is my favorite :)
James Veitch,
Ages ago i watched al your videos and loved thrm but then you stopped posting and made some videos private. I absolutely loved the one with the ducks it's my fav. could you please make it public?
the duck video is also my favorite
so good!
you've got me excited for more scamalot; is that where this is heading?
i doubt it, i think it's just reuploads so these can be available for everyone to watch again
So weird, I was literally just talking about your scam videos! Funny as always 😂
You're a god damn genius... bravo ! :-)
This one is my favorite of the scamalot series
This is such a good video. It's very and
Good old Rob will never let you down!
You are officially my new spirit animal.
Lovely, sensitive and passionate.
Hilarious 😂😂 You have talent
CLASSIC! :)
Legendary
When will I be able to have a copy of this book in my hands James? Looking forward to reading it!
These words add much to the persons life.
Damn I really paused, screenshotted, and enhanced for lorem ipsum
very passionate and sensitive, loved the wordings
this one is exceptional. it gave me an intense ab workout.
Rick: "Man that guy is the Red Grin Grumble to pretending he knows what's going on."
Yes. I, too, love reading books in my native language, Lorem Ipsum.
I would read that novel.
I was hoping you were announcing a novel you wrote called Scamalot. I would read that. Also, when are you going to be on Taskmaster?
That's a good one
The book looks lovely. When will it be available on Amazon?
This remind me of what we used to do în school when we had to read many books and make essay. Who had The Times to read all those books, i would summarize bullshit just like this and still pass with high grade 😂
I want more :P
I read that novel and it's damn good!
Roberto just learned to write horoscopes.
Please actually write this book!! It would be the greatest thing ever! 👌🏻
Oh James Veitch, you give me hope
The plot twist is that the robot is the main character and the twist is the milkmaid invasion.
I've read this book and it is passionate and sensitive.
You are my spirit animal. If I still got emails like this, though, I'd reply in Latin lmao
Lorem Ipsum GREAAT!
This episode was very passionate and sensitive
Is this for real? Aha makes me want to try something like that 😂 Very funny! Glad youtube brought you to my attention😁
Best
You know, I'm starting to think there isn't a book. Mary, Gary, and I are all waiting.
When he comes back from Manilla he is going to kick your ass, not because you didn't send him the money, but because you made him read your book.
Kind of made me wanna read that novel.
James.... please take some new scammers for a ride...... you're too funny and valuable to the take-scammers-for-a-ride-community to have given up...... these are at least five years old and you know it.......... yours sincerely, Catherine & Catkin.
James: gets a spam call
Also james: Random bullshit go!
Turns out you will learn important skills in school. This scammer went full high school book-that-he-didn’t-read report
Oh James, I hate you! My lungs hurt. Yesterday you made me pass half a cup of coffee through my nose (“please stop emailing me!”)… show some mercy!
Main Character: Lovely, Passionate, Sensitive
The main character is a brutal mass murderer who just kills for fun
Is this series coming back? Scam emails are why I subbed!!
Robbie is just me with my essays
I am going to use this wording in my analysis about the books we read in german
Damn, I want a copy of this book!
This reminds me of the person in HS who never actually read the book 😂