PLnaT eRth | Episode 2

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  • PLnaT eRth | Episode 2.
    Episode 2. Gonna release these every Friday until there are none left.
    This is a deep fake of David Attenborough.
    For how the making of and episode 1 see here: • PLnaT eRth | Episode 0.5
    If don't want to UNWEAVE TEH RAINBOW then here's episode 1 with only a tiny bit of explanation
    • PLnaT eRth | Episode 1
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Komentáře • 355

  • @savtasimcha9669
    @savtasimcha9669 Před 2 lety +516

    ?

  • @Future_Pheonix
    @Future_Pheonix Před 2 lety +337

    This kinda gives off Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy vibes at some points, especially the blue whale part 🤣

    • @hexzerone7034
      @hexzerone7034 Před 2 lety +16

      So long, and thanks for all the fish LOL

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix Před 2 lety +33

      @@hexzerone7034 "Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But, conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons."
      Douglas Adams

    • @hexzerone7034
      @hexzerone7034 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Future_Pheonix when they take off, hopefully we’ll know.

    • @Dr.K.Wette_BE
      @Dr.K.Wette_BE Před 2 lety +10

      I was expecting a bowl of petunias...

    • @Future_Pheonix
      @Future_Pheonix Před 2 lety +7

      "Oh no, not again."

  • @NoahBarr85
    @NoahBarr85 Před 2 lety +575

    When you say "Gonna release these every Friday until there are none left." it sounds really ominous. How many Friday's are left James, what do you know?!

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety +271

      You’ve read the runes

    • @sander7838
      @sander7838 Před 2 lety +19

      @@jamesveitch I haven't played that expansion of The Sims 9 yet.

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan Před 2 lety +7

      @@jamesveitch wait I thought those were hieroglyphs...
      ... So it does not say.. "Not gonna hand you upwards, not gonna lead you downwards"?

    • @pistablox3309
      @pistablox3309 Před 2 lety +7

      @@jamesveitch HOW MANY FRIDAYS JAMES?! WE NEED THIS INFORMATION!

    • @GronTheMighty
      @GronTheMighty Před 2 lety +17

      It's not that the world is ending or anything.. we're just slowly running out of fridays to put at the end of the work week..
      So, in the near future, our children will have to live with a work week that both starts AND ends with a monday... A real tragedy if you ask me!

  • @LuluDrakonite
    @LuluDrakonite Před 2 lety +227

    "they are known as snacks" just freaking burst out into a hyena cackle on the work bus. thanks for that 🤣

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Před 2 lety +7

      Funny because it's true...

    • @aidanallen1976
      @aidanallen1976 Před 2 lety +7

      'Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.' - George Saunders

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 Před 2 lety +1

      Me too 😂🤣😂

  • @TRquiet
    @TRquiet Před 2 lety +298

    I would watch this version of Planet Earth exclusively. That was amazing.

    • @Ebiko
      @Ebiko Před 2 lety

      well i'd watch both. I like the graphics xD

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 Před 2 lety +2

      Imagine paying attention for once and remembering all the wrong facts XD

    • @07saturn
      @07saturn Před 2 lety +10

      PLnaT eRth*

    • @moonlightray8493
      @moonlightray8493 Před 2 lety +2

      You might enjoy zefrank1's videos, then! Check his stuff out, if you haven't already ;)

    • @TRquiet
      @TRquiet Před 2 lety +1

      @@moonlightray8493 Oh, I’m a huge zefrank fan!

  • @Smd3580
    @Smd3580 Před 2 lety +366

    I can actually hear this whole thing in James' voice. Especially the "I mean great things. Like... I don't know. You're putting me on the spot here"

  • @rayflyers
    @rayflyers Před 2 lety +59

    James Veitch is working alongside David Attenborough? What a huge career win for Attenborough!

  • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
    @imveryangryitsnotbutter Před 2 lety +58

    "Bees are fat wasps" Excuse you, I will not stand for this slander

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 Před 2 lety +2

      Well, wasps are just skinny bees :D

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Před 2 lety +1

      Well sit then or lie down. 😋

  • @westie430
    @westie430 Před 2 lety +135

    "Snacks."
    I lost it🤣
    Thank you James, for yet another masterpiece.🙏

    • @TreeFreak
      @TreeFreak Před 2 lety +4

      Even funnier, its true! They try to smuggle smoked guinea pigs into the US at the airport all the time. My mother finally looked at one one lady and said, "you know, you can get these at the pet store for about $5 and their fresher?" Its not illegal to bring smoked guinea pigs into the country, but the travelers don't know that, lol.

    • @Pacvalham
      @Pacvalham Před 2 lety +3

      I hope you find it!
      :-D

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Před 2 lety +1

      It's sadly, also true...

    • @maexslg-at
      @maexslg-at Před 2 lety +3

      2:07 The Guinea pig looks so traumatized.

    • @jamesmartin3004
      @jamesmartin3004 Před 2 lety +1

      1 more day and it’s Friday 😱

  • @joeregester5629
    @joeregester5629 Před 2 lety +78

    If it is on the internet it must be true! So educational.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter Před 2 lety +4

      I don't see any dislikes on the video, so it must have a 100% approval rating!
      🙄

    • @relic4948
      @relic4948 Před 2 lety

      I see 5.7k likes so the video must be made by Attenborough himself!

  • @jonlangthorne7924
    @jonlangthorne7924 Před 2 lety +22

    Please keep making these, this is an entire sub genre of comedy I didn’t know I needed

  • @JonPRuff
    @JonPRuff Před 2 lety +28

    I've learned so much, thank you Sir Javid Vattenborough

  • @ashtonfrost7455
    @ashtonfrost7455 Před 2 lety +24

    As if planet earth 1 wasn't enough for existential crisis

  • @newtscamander2461
    @newtscamander2461 Před 2 lety +6

    When he said boaty mcboatface I actually smiled and I was just having an okay time until now. Thank you James

  • @haiyadang
    @haiyadang Před 2 lety +55

    This planet earth documentary sounds legit! Im pretty sure all the facts are real for sure for sure. Good work David !

  • @online_monster
    @online_monster Před 2 lety +20

    wow a high quality nature documentary

  • @shadowrunner353
    @shadowrunner353 Před 2 lety +7

    I can’t believe Fleetwood
    Mac would do this!

  • @craftyearthythe2nd
    @craftyearthythe2nd Před 2 lety +85

    Not gonna lie, I actually looked up if one jellyfish is capable of being harvested and produced into sixteen thousand gummy bears.

    • @simonspacek3670
      @simonspacek3670 Před 2 lety +7

      Gummy lizards would fit here better. Or rubber ducks.

    • @WhiskeyGulf71
      @WhiskeyGulf71 Před 2 lety +1

      & ?

    • @Vagajammer
      @Vagajammer Před 2 lety +13

      No, you got it wrong. The people who make Gummi Bears hire jellyfish for their factories. A jellyfish worker produces 16,000 before it has to retire

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Vagajammer Why would they retire? Jellyfish are immortal.

    • @RustyWalker
      @RustyWalker Před 2 lety +1

      @@davidwuhrer6704 There can be only One.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Před 2 lety +42

    I love that you got the world’s most beloved nature narrator to do this. Good work, James Veitch!

    • @YoSomePerson
      @YoSomePerson Před 2 lety +9

      Read the full description. Its a deepfake.

    • @music2012pink
      @music2012pink Před 2 lety +1

      @@fragdeinpferd there's a making of video that explains how he does it. But I get your point.

  • @louisetenhouten26
    @louisetenhouten26 Před 2 lety +5

    love this! James Veitch I have been a fan of you for years and years. Love everything you upload. Wish there was more.

  • @nennepanrikefairytaleart4773

    It is so healing to laugh ....
    Brilliant! Engenious!!
    You are the best!!!
    Yes, keep doing that!
    Keep up the great work!
    Take care!!

  • @BettinaBier
    @BettinaBier Před 2 lety +5

    Here it is. Can't wait to see & Listen to Episode 3.

  • @ranecote
    @ranecote Před 2 lety +3

    i love it starts of like a documentary and slowly devolves into a random mess

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Před 2 lety +5

    Thanks, James! I know we gobble these up faster than you can ever put them out, but we appreciate every moment you invest in brightening our lives. ♥️

  • @abzer0gaming
    @abzer0gaming Před 2 lety +2

    "Most hedgehogs have issues with intimacy." Sonic and Amy, anyone?

  • @AzraelsEntertainment
    @AzraelsEntertainment Před 2 lety +51

    I honestly have to wonder how Sir David responds to these if he ever finds them.

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj Před 2 lety +13

      There's surely a redeeming factor in the fact that James keeps pointing out how bad humans are treating animals and how little we care

  • @QMagi
    @QMagi Před 2 lety +4

    You are an inspiration to me, James. I endeavor to meet a brilliant mind like yours one day... and make YOU laugh!

  • @fidilkid
    @fidilkid Před 2 lety +3

    OH SH*T! You made me laugh til I cried. Thank you for getting my morning off to a great start!

  • @akihiabokaiba2073
    @akihiabokaiba2073 Před 2 lety +5

    Good to see another video

  • @Joshdr99
    @Joshdr99 Před 2 lety +2

    They cut out the last line. "This turtle, has a hangover."

  • @kennethpeterson7524
    @kennethpeterson7524 Před 2 lety +5

    Please, do keep doing this.

  • @amye1642
    @amye1642 Před 2 lety +3

    Guinea pigs are nature's tater tots 😂😂

  • @xHarpyx
    @xHarpyx Před 2 lety +4

    I love these! More please!

  • @GoldenMediaGirl
    @GoldenMediaGirl Před 2 lety

    I love these. Please keep making more. ❤️

  • @kattekaren
    @kattekaren Před 2 lety +1

    I can't believe you made David Attenborough say "Boaty McBoatface" - my life is complete!

  • @MrsSaekjaer
    @MrsSaekjaer Před 2 lety +13

    The Blue Whale.
    The largest known animal to have ever existed. It’s hard to comprehend it’s size. If you stack three double decker busses and put them next to a blue whale, it would become confused and distressed. This is because it has never seen a double decker bus before and does not know what it is.
    I can’t 😂😂😂

  • @MySexyParrots
    @MySexyParrots Před 2 lety +2

    I LOVE these spoofs!

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you, sir! You are an angel sent here to make us happy!

  • @nomasan
    @nomasan Před 2 lety +1

    I thought he'd say "If harvested properly, one jellyfish can produce as many as 50 glow sticks"

  • @ronenkohn2762
    @ronenkohn2762 Před 2 lety +1

    I had no idea where this was going and barked out a laugh at “Fleetwood Mac.” Well done!

  • @kerryn6714
    @kerryn6714 Před 2 lety +4

    I love you James, you make me smile.

  • @mlemleh
    @mlemleh Před 2 lety +1

    Double decker bus fact was VERY Douglas Adams. 10/10

  • @wildnfree101
    @wildnfree101 Před 2 lety +5

    ........they are known as snacks. lol
    It's funny cos it's true.

  • @AngelofGrace96
    @AngelofGrace96 Před 2 lety +2

    the blue whale one actually made me burst out laughing

  • @lordmwa25
    @lordmwa25 Před 2 lety +3

    Please keep doing these!

  • @TotallyFriedChannel
    @TotallyFriedChannel Před 2 lety

    I'm glad this is still going

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ Před 2 lety

    Keep doing more!! Love it!!

  • @francoistrempe
    @francoistrempe Před 2 lety +1

    I love these! Well done

  • @mattcolver1
    @mattcolver1 Před 2 lety +2

    I surf youtube every day since I'm retired and can't afford to do anything due to inflation. This is one of the best things i've come across in a long time.
    I'm looking forward to more PLnaT eRth episodes.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 Před 2 lety

      I somehow read that without the "youtube" part and thought "wow, he must really enjoy surfing".

  • @flinticusmaximus5687
    @flinticusmaximus5687 Před 2 lety +4

    This is fucking amazing omg

  • @jacobfolkerts4143
    @jacobfolkerts4143 Před 2 lety

    This was amazing Can’t wait for next Friday. David would be proud

  • @Snowdrop150
    @Snowdrop150 Před 2 lety

    When the world needed him most he returned

  • @DeerheartStudioArts
    @DeerheartStudioArts Před 2 lety

    You crack me up! So good in the time of a pandemic!🦌💌❤️🤪

  • @rakastellar8955
    @rakastellar8955 Před 2 lety

    I am glad James Veitch is back, these make me chuckle

  • @connorredding
    @connorredding Před 2 lety

    The legend is back

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 Před 2 lety +1

    What I want to know is why a computer can serve up Sarcastic Sir Davin in a neat little package, but my assistive technology still sounds like the cut price, robot invasion swallowed a badly tuned harmonica?

  • @bobbyfeet2240
    @bobbyfeet2240 Před 2 lety +1

    In my head canon, James got David Attenborough's approval for these. And David thinks that they're funny.

  • @KimSenior
    @KimSenior Před 2 lety

    A smile metamorphosed into a laugh.😂🤪😂

  • @TiaMargarita
    @TiaMargarita Před 2 lety +4

    Still gotta figure out how to play LOCKDOWN!

  • @hitgirlalkire
    @hitgirlalkire Před 2 lety +1

    Great job. Your so amazing!

  • @TMOLUAE42
    @TMOLUAE42 Před 2 lety +1

    OH yes please do that brought a smile to my face well done Sir David :))

  • @tanjoy0205
    @tanjoy0205 Před 2 lety +2

    Pls do one on the dating rituals of the human male and female !

  • @maxg3140
    @maxg3140 Před 2 lety

    "bees are fat wasps" killed me for some reason

  • @trustfulplace3894
    @trustfulplace3894 Před 2 lety

    “actually expecting results” IM SCREAMING jdbajbsjava

  • @ninx_music
    @ninx_music Před 2 lety +1

    NO WAY HE CAME BACK LETS GOOOO

  • @abzer0gaming
    @abzer0gaming Před 2 lety

    "Thhat was fun. Perhaps I'll just keep doing that." Please do.

  • @AugustBostick
    @AugustBostick Před 2 lety +2

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen omg 😂😂😂

  • @trampledbygeese
    @trampledbygeese Před 2 lety +1

    Number 3, he gets the real David to narrate.

  • @LC-bb6jd
    @LC-bb6jd Před rokem

    I think I broke a rib from laughing so hard!

  • @RustyWalker
    @RustyWalker Před 2 lety

    I think the passengers on the double decker buses would be confused and distressed too.
    Admittedly, not for very long.

  • @v.r.j5577
    @v.r.j5577 Před 2 lety

    “The culprit? Fleetwood Mac” 😂

  • @FfsNoGoodNamesLeft
    @FfsNoGoodNamesLeft Před 2 lety +1

    Yes! So much yes!

  • @adammaik
    @adammaik Před 2 lety +1

    Smooth James. How many people scrambled the internet for episode 1?

  • @alessiam1659
    @alessiam1659 Před 2 lety +1

    I literally just watched the first episode yesterday 😂😂

  • @Srearis1
    @Srearis1 Před 2 lety +1

    oh, this is good. I hope James doesn't get in trouble for these but I am really laughing.

  • @seyvetch7863
    @seyvetch7863 Před 2 lety

    Love your vids!

  • @andrewmajor5837
    @andrewmajor5837 Před 2 lety

    That is some good voice tuning software!

  • @auraaura2417
    @auraaura2417 Před rokem

    Gotta love the jellyfish for giving us the gummy bears.

  • @LightsandVessels
    @LightsandVessels Před 2 lety

    I would never leave home of I were you. just play with it 24/7. brilliant

  • @James-cf8lz
    @James-cf8lz Před 2 lety

    Love videos were I learn new things!

  • @carag2567
    @carag2567 Před 2 lety

    "Bees are fat wasps."
    😂😂😂

  • @birdblackbird4766
    @birdblackbird4766 Před rokem

    my husband was watching this a few weeks ago and I heard fleetwood mac and I started paying attention XD

  • @AntmanIV
    @AntmanIV Před 2 lety +1

    If there was ever a voice to use for reading the script of Bee Movie...

  • @Utahskiing1
    @Utahskiing1 Před 2 lety

    For the win! Love it!

  • @guccideltaco
    @guccideltaco Před 2 lety

    But I WAS listening! I heard you say "Fleetwood Mac", and I just paused and thought "ok, where's he going w/ this."

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Před 2 lety +1

    Just a suggestion, could you make another one of these but also link a trustable charity that strives to preserve wildlife, or maybe do the video as one of those fundraisers.
    I know I'm the kind of person this video is referring too, one who watches Nature documentaries for the beauty, and the education, but won't actually act when we get told about how the planet is dying. I'm willing to help in the fight to preserve wildlife, I really am, but I haven't done so because I'm not really one with the energy for activism. I'm the kind who'd much rather just give away money to support a charity so that people with time, energy, and proper knowledge can do the activism for me. But I also very rarely donate to charity because I'm not just lazy, I'm also skeptical, and don't trust most charities I see on advertisements right off the bat to not be shady in some aspect unless I do some research on them, but I don't do that research due to aforementioned laziness.
    My point is that I would probably donate to wildlife preservation way more if you made this a series, but every time you posted it came with a CZcams Fundraiser of a charity that somebody as smart as you have already verified as legit. I know it sounds kind of lazy but I'm just saying, actually having to go out and search for a way to help the environment is a barrier for entry which a lot of people like me don't cross. Not trying to be passive aggressive or anything, just trying to share an idea.
    TL;DR - Make this series, but for each entry partner with a trusted Wildlife Charity so we can donate whilst watching the video, it could be probably help make a difference

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety +4

      That’s a great idea. Tbh though I was hoping an oil person might see this and say “you know what we’re no longer in the oil game” but I think your thing is probably more realistic

  • @jomy10-games
    @jomy10-games Před 2 lety

    Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half

  • @cherylalikhani5957
    @cherylalikhani5957 Před 2 lety +1

    I would sell all my roommate's belonging if JV came to my city to perform live! 😜

  • @baranzadeoglu7203
    @baranzadeoglu7203 Před 2 lety

    It is actually funny that he mentions Boaty McBoatface. That ship ended up being named Sir David Attenbrough.

  • @nb4749
    @nb4749 Před 2 lety

    Sounded like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

  • @Batersky
    @Batersky Před 2 lety

    Babe, wake up James Veitch dropped a new vid!

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept Před 2 lety +1

    Whenever I see a tortle I think of my buddy 💛💚

  • @tomszymczak6390
    @tomszymczak6390 Před 2 lety +1

    i loved every second of it.

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri345 Před 2 lety

    Funny, yet you hear the sadness in Sir David's voice; (yes, I know it's robotised, but yet there's still a strong hint of despair).

  • @lillywho
    @lillywho Před 2 lety +1

    Any chance you might put up the original long version of the first video? I really like that one!

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety +1

      It’s there still. Two versions

    • @lillywho
      @lillywho Před 2 lety

      @@jamesveitch Hm, last I checked I could only find the cut version.

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety +1

      The App that allows you to deep fake anyone
      czcams.com/video/-CopbQ_QgmM/video.html

    • @lillywho
      @lillywho Před 2 lety

      @@jamesveitch But wasn't there a 30 minute original version that you took down because people were complaining it was too long?

    • @jamesveitch
      @jamesveitch  Před 2 lety

      Na. That’s the longer version cut it down to shorter and put that out too

  • @infradragon
    @infradragon Před 2 lety

    this is gold

  • @ranecote
    @ranecote Před 2 lety

    we need another plant earth video!

  • @nonantehivernote8709
    @nonantehivernote8709 Před 2 lety

    I really, really liked it !

  • @nancyannirvin4507
    @nancyannirvin4507 Před 2 lety

    So many unfacts that I thought I was in wonderland.

  • @somerandoontheinternet4224

    Jellyfish use the plastic wrappers for all those gummy bears to ward of predators