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“Oh sure, let him drink.”
*”He’s circumcised.”*
*Everyone collectively gasps*
Everyone collectively claps
Everyone collectively checks then....
He has the best day of his life
So your telling me *smacks lips* that your circumcised.
R/nocontext
Your username is literally the definition of i had a stroke
"CHILDLESS COUPLES WILL NEVER KNOW THE JOY IT IS TO TAKE YOUR KIDS TO DISNEYWORLD"
*ensues to describe how horrible it is to bring your kid to Disney world*
@@imsorryrumham7686 exactly she sounds jealous and regretful
Pretzels is good
@@imsorryrumham7686 or she's like: *ugly baby wailing mixed in with an extreme tantrum.* "I HATE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WAIT BEFORE MARRIAGE AND CHILDREN! THEY SHOULD DO ALL THOSE SAME MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT MISTAKES THAT I MOTHERFUCKING DID!!!!!" *continues wailing and ruining everyone's mood.*
@@aidenjones3649 you got a point
Shit she described reasons for ME to not want to take myself
Saying “sweaty” instead of “sweety” is the funniest thing in the world to me.
_It’s called history, sweaty_
kind of insulting too
GippyHappy I do it on purpose 😂
LOL reminds me of Diary Of a Wimpy Kid. Hilarious.
that's some sweaty history
Put on some deodorant sweaty ;)
"Teleiophiles" "Attracted to older women who are 18+"
So in other words.... Normal people.
I mean, I can obviously understand if the dude was 16 or something... but that clearly wasn't the case.
Yup that's what was said in the video, thanks for repeating it
@@snailuka Well that's just normal. You shouldn't want someone 18+ if you're not 18. I'd be a bit more worried if it was the other way around.
@@lordeverett5642 Actually, that was a helpful explanation.
A teleiophile is an underage person who is attracted to older people.
" ban childless MOMs "
**confused noises**
Confused child noises
kim_taetae Confused screaming noises
**Anti vax mom noises**
@@desireeloveros1055 I could hear th8s comment
Theights....
"Before vaccinations, there were virtually no gay people"
Tell that to the Ancient Greeks.
Yep, choosing to get to know their fellow soldiers with a night to remember
and cowboys
Ancient olympics they wrestled naked
we stan sappho
Yeah, we were just not as open about gay back then, but now it is a point of interest
“The bible was entirely written by the greatest American who ever lived: Jesus”
Amazing. Every word you just said there, was wrong...
Also, Jesus died early on in the New Testament. Soooooo
Who the hell thinks Jesus is American?
Me(Inwardly): But the Bible is made up multiple books written by multiple authors...
i'm not christian and yet even i know that's not right.
first of all, jesus was jewish-
Actually, why is Jesus white in so many paintings? He’s Israeli, right?
"John, do you mind telling me why you're 30 minutes late?"
"Sorry boss I'm just racist"
"Aye no worries fam we all be racing sometimes just get to work"
to be fair, it was the NYPD conference, so, being racist is kinda the requirement
It might shock you to know that Islam isn't a race
Well at least he wouldn't have to worry about the cab he was in being used as a vbied..
@@FlyingPaladin no, but how would he immediately know the cab driver is Muslim? He wouldn’t. He’s assuming based on the stereotype that middle easterners are all Muslims
"Before vaccines, there were no homosexual people!"
*The ancient greeks cough*
Not just the ancient 👌🏼
Leonardo da vinci: laughing in ITALIAN
Julius Ceasar : am i a joke to you
*shakespear cheated on his wife with dudes and other women so he kinda counts.*
It's not gay if it's Greek.
No homo if Hellenic.
Fuck those Latins though, Senatus PopulusQueer Reemedanus, amirite?
fun fact: the guy who published the paper about vaccines causing autism had his medical license revoked. so uh
just to let y’all know
Marsh “...Und when ze patient woke up, the vaccine gave him autism, and ze doktor vas never heard from again! Hahaha oh... anyvay, zat is how I lost my medical license.”
He lost it BEFORE publishing the paper too
and he also admitted to being bribed by the anti-vaccination group to create said paper in the first place
But he’s right. Because your kids live long enough to develop autism spectrum disorder.
If this video taught me anything it's that you gotta spell words like y'all with commas
Fun fact: seeing as gorillas sometimes eat ants and termites, they are, in fact, not vegan or vegetarian.
Gorillas also freeze to death in the Nintendo 3DS Classic 'Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape'
Most herbivores actually eat meat when they get the chance.
Would that make them insectivores?
@Esteb5n Caballero I saw a cow eating a fucking bird.
Insects count as meat? Why do I don't that so disturbing?
Let’s be a little reasonable on the lug nut one... spent 7 hours trying to get ONE stripped aluminum lug nut off and it will make you contemplate an axe
Or a noose
@@samschannel531 I didn't know a noose could apply more torque than a wrench!
If it's aluminum all the way through, and whatever it's attached to is steel, you could have probably melted it off with a propane torch.
@@Alicorn_ Why the fuck would the lug but be made of aluminium?
what the hell is a lug nut
“Every time I see a cat outside I take it’s collar off!”
There aren’t enough curse words in my vocabulary for this person.
What the fuck is wrong with them?!
*To the swear word dictionary!*
Grayson Tartt LoL, for some reason I added Batman at the end of your comment when I read it out loud;
“To the swear word dictionary Batman!”
Seriously tho, a swear word dictionary should be a thing, if it isn’t already. Talk about a moneymaker.
@@TheNormExperience "Holy #%$ing #*@$, Batman!"
Cars, coyotes and crazy PETA people: reasons why cats are better off inside.
"WHY DONT YOU HAVE A CHILD!?"
"I'm 8"
_"AAAAAAAAAA!"_
I mean that is a pretty good reason to not have a child
@@lord_berkut2426 not for hateful parents, who fucked their lifes with damn kids. There's no argument
I love the profile pic
I agree that's the dumbest logic ever
Walter
"You're eating muskrat..just let that sink in"
So, even in a parallel dimension where this guy isn't the most wrong he could possibly be, _what's wrong with muskrat?_
Wasn't Timon from the lion king a muskrat
Edit; Wait, no that's a meerkat
@@cheeselord3655 I know this isn't meant to be funny but that's what makes it funny
What the FUCK is a muskrat
@@alioc3298 a muskrat is sort of like a beaver, but smaller. It spends a lot of time underwater or around water, and it's a fuzzy mammal that looks sort of like a beaver.
@@emilyrasputin okay, so absolutely nothing like a pig?
"Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband!"
lesbian couples: the _what_
I am now going to go insane just thinking about if what that lady said was true.
Bruh I’m gay. Soooo which guy is right and which one is wrong?
Gay couples: what?
Non-cishet couples: the _wha_
No-one is right. Everyone is wrong.
The rate of autism hasn't gone up, the rate of diagnosed autism has gone up. Idk why this is so hard for anti vaxxers to understand lol
@Newsman I'm pretty sure that's fact.
The clinics also keep widening and widening the umbrella of what medically constitutes "autism" for the sake of diagnosing 'behavioral problems'. It pisses me off that schools get paid more for 'special needs' children, since it creates a perverse incentive to diagnose students and load healthy children full of drugs. The two years I was in public school they dragged my ass off to the counselor for every little excuse they could come up with to try and diagnose me with autism. Just because I'd rather not hang out with the 30 losers who do nothing but make racist comments and talk about dicks all day and instead hang out with the five people who I actually share common interests with doesn't make me medically secluded or anti-social. If someone is keeping to themselves, shy, socially awkward, or very into one topic (A nerd if you will) that doesn't mean there's a problem with their brain that needs medication. It means they're a human being with their own personality that doesn't necessarily match 100% of other students.
Or people who are pro-plane control I guess lmfao
@@hakasek4052 OMG same. I got dragged to the office for arguing with my english teacher about getting out of a group because all they did was make dick jokes and harass me. I had also worked on other projects with these SAME PEOPLE and gotten multiple bad grades because I got stuck with all the work on a 30 slide presentation due the next freaking day. They tried to tell my parents I was having "social issues", and I deadass told the principle that I would rather split the work evenly between me and one other person instead of getting 4 other people's jobs thrown back in my face.
@@ratt_ler4261 Sounds like a really bad teacher. Move out of his/her class asap. Lol, 10 multiple bad grades? Get out of there now, why didn't the first few bad grades you got tell you that?
If Bible is so great, why is it not mentioned in the Bible?
oooOOOooo
*WOKE*
If the Bible is so great, why didn't Jesus talked about it?
If the Bible is so great, why isn't there a Bible 2?
Lol. Not fighting what your saying, but it is mentioned in the Bible.
Disney World woman wrote an entire essay that boils down to "I regret having children"
Hay fun fact my grandma was a child psychologist in the 40s and she wrote a several articles on the under diagnosis of autism you can still find at the university of Michigan still.
She wrote that there were probably tons of cases of autism that were under diagnosed because the person was a girl or most doctors probably had no idea what it was and would asume retardation nine times out of 10. Even when the child demonstrated intelligence in many other areas. She theorized that in the next hundred years our understanding of the diagnosis would completely change and if we had a better understanding of how the brain chemistry worked in those cases we could help autistic children better and hopefully give them a good life . grandma didn’t think cure was always necessary, she said it may be possible but not in her lifetime bless her. She was an amazing grandma. The first person to realize I had anxiety as a kid and gave me skills to cope with it... skills I paid tons at therapy for as an adult lol!
She sounds wonderful. I wanna be a child psychologist. I grew up in a toxic household with an abusive father and a mom who was always busy and stressed out of her mind because of my dad. So I could've used someone who understood me, and I wanna be that person for some kids, even if I help just 1 kid it's a success as long as I do no harm.
Yo your grandma is epic
"My kid was miserable at Disney World because toddlers tend to not like standing in lines for three hours in the hot Florida sun, but somehow it's the childless women's fault."
I remember when I went to Disney world... I hated it because I was too small to get on any rides...
That mom needs a vacation, and perhaps even therapy, to vent all that rage in better ways. I wonder if she had any childless friends who saw her post...
Makes absolute perfect sense.
Sorry, welcome to the real word kiddo
*California sun
My mom took me on the off season during fall. In line for like 30 minutes and had a fucking blast. Never go during the summer.
"there were no gay people before vaccinations"
Classical Greece:*slowly sneaks away*
Sappho wouldn't tolerate this
*Cough* Alan Turing *Cough*
Darnit I was thinking about that too how dare you steal my brain thoughts lol.
My vast and mostly useless expanse of knowledge helps me not in this situation. I know nothing of which you speak, therefor I shall not insert my own opinions into the matter. (*Says while writing this comment*)
It took me a moment to remember the amount of gay orgys that went down.
"Well Jesus wasn't vaccinated"
Well Jesus wouldn't have wanted you to wear that ugly polyester sweater //Margret//
Jesus wasn't vaccinated, and now he's DEAD!
@@thecrowbarfoogle647 Coincidence? I think not!
Jesus died age 33. Who knows what woulda happened
"Don't want a gay kid? Don't have them vaccinated"
Following that logic they showed in this statement, I'm half vaccinated!
So you're bisexual?
i'm about a quarter vaccinated, somewhere around there
how does half vaccinated even work, like im genuinely curious do they just stick the syringe in half way?
@Adam Filinovich I'm interested in what half a syringe looks like. Also, following the logic in OP's statement, I have most definitely been vaccinated
It took me thirty seconds to come to the conclusion you're Bi
So if I'm bisexual, does that mean I got half a vaccination?
And what does it mean if I'm pansexual?
Id probably say you got 2/3rds of a vacination
I’m bi because I relaxed my arm while getting a shot
I’m not vaccinated. I’m still gay. Did they vaccinate me in my sleep or something?
@Renaissance Barbie wait I don't get it, how is it 1/4?
"A pig is cross bred between a muskrat, bob cat and hyena"
That's... That's not how genetics works...
Obviously that's how it works. How do you think pigs exist?
Pig and elephant dna just don't splice
I may or may not have shouted AUROCHS!! WE FUCKIN KILLED EM ALL! at my screen just seconds before that bit.
@@noahcarver1707 thanks to this comment, I now know about aurochs
@@noahcarver1707 There are many efforts today to reproduce Aurochs. Farmers are selectively breeding the biggest and strongest cows and bulls in hopes that they can isolate the gene sequence of the ancient cows. I mean, it shouldnt be that hard. theyve only been extinct for 400 years.
can we just take a break from this chaos and talk about how sorrow’s actually pretty good at singing
I know! It seems like a lot of people who do voice acting (professional or youtube lmao) can sing to some degree. Must have something to do with the voice control.
so... a mother violated her legal adult daughter's hipaa rights.
Well, HIPPA doesn't protect you from nosy family members looking through your stuff without permission. Definitely some sort of privacy violation though.
That only bonds medical professionals that have approved access to your info.
Kinda seems like she’s just jealous of people without kids lmao
Christovajal i know lol. her kids were probably accidents.
Dhmo is water
This is a classic example of displacement, a defense mechanism in which the person protects their identity and beliefs by projecting their unacceptable thoughts and feelings onto others. She probably has an unconscious idea, "Being a mother is awful" or "I wish I had never become a mother", and feels disappointed and overwhelmed, but sees these thoughts and feelings as unacceptable. Thus, she blatantly despises anyone who is not a mother instead, that way those feelings can come out in the form of anger and hate, which people much rather have than sadness and disappointment.
@Kingpenguin101 Hello chilx
Sown Intergral955 it’s the same idea as when people who are really homophobic end up being gay. They hate the fact that they have these urges so they take it out on people who are okay with them and act on it, because they not only hate themselves for having the urges, they hate people who have the freedom to act on their own urges.
I would never vaccinate my kid, since that would be unnecessary dangerous and unhealthy for them.
I would get a trained professional to do it.
Ragiru The Trap Salad
I know 😂 😂
@@jetblackmoon r U vaccinated or why U using the autism emoji '😂'?
Myotis Welwitschii
What do you mean
Had me going there for a second, man X-X
@@myotiswii how is "😂" an "autism" emoji... it's literally someone laughing
“There were no gay people before vaccinations.”
Oscar Wilde: Am I a joke to you?
To be fair Oscar Wilde was born 57 years after vaccinations were invented
Shakespeare is probably a better example
Tell that to the Ancient Greeks, cowboys, pirates etc. ;v;
@@alioc3298 I don't think Shakespeare was gay. But michelangelo and da vinci for example.
@@Ihatetheseupdates hes speculated to have been Bi with some pretty strong evidence to support that claim
For those wondering, the wild counterpart to cows was the auroch, a Pleistocene megafauna that went extinct in the 17th century.
"Before vaccines, there were no homesexual people!"
Every gay person in history (including Roman Emperor Nero) before vaccines were invented: Am I a joke to you?
Apollo laughs in ancient Greek.
Alexander Hamilton laughs in the distance
@@justkrystopher3021 hold up. Hamilton had a wife and children, and got blasted for cheating with the wife of a dude named Reynolds, in Hamiltons own bed.
And that's not to say that the husband isn't guilty for his part of the controversy either. Sure he was pissed at her for being enough of a whore to sleep with him, but he had blackmailed Hamilton and it was through this blackmailing, that Hamilton was allowed to see her and sleep with her, while his wife, sister-in-law, and kids were away. Hamilton exposed himself after someone accused him of embezzling money from the bank and he had James Calendar (the human tool who was used by everyone back then) publish it. It was because of this that everyone found out, even his wife, who was understandably outraged by the news. But their son's tragedy brought them back together. And the only person who Hamilton had a close relationship with, that would even be *REMOTELY CLOSE* to being gay, is with a dude named John Laurens, who was one of his bffs.
Ancient Filipinos laugh in Ancient Tagalog
"Before vaccines there were virtualy no gay people" *Cough* roman empire , ancient egypt *Cough*
Seriously, even goddamn Hercules and Nero had boyfriends.
Edit: Apollo also had a few male lovers.
*The entirety of fucking ancient Greece*
*cough* Ancient Greeks *cough*
قوم لوط
Jesus also probably had a gay romance , his only one and true love too XD
the one about the person taking off the collars of the animals just broke my heart. i hope none of the pets got lost 😢
Honestly, there are not enough curse words in all the languages of the world to describe how badly I want to hit them with a train
Edit: Or maybe something a bit more dramatic, such as calling in an airstrike via F-117 Nighthawk or F-15E Strike Eagle ;v;
This pissed me off more than anything! Four of my cats only have collars to bring them home to me if I’m unfortunate enough to lose one of them, and if they were lost/hurt because some bitch removed their collar, there’d be murder charges
I really want the 'Trump is the man that created the sun' song.
Thanks for skin cancer, Trump!
"There were not gay people before vaccination"
Tell that to the ancient Greeks and Pagans
Olive oil was very popular in ancient Greece for a reason!
@@arcane_snail oh good now I can't get that image out of my head
DEGENERA- sorry, just kidding.
Or Rome
Or the Samurai
"I understand that you're Japanese, but you're white"
World is black and white.
im going to say the n-word
@@vbgvbg1133 no dont do it
Neighbourhood is the best N-word because blacks can't pronounce it.
@@dazeen9591 Since when did we start putting "u" in neighborhood?
“Before vaccinations, there were virtually no gay people.”
Every closeted gay from before it was socially acceptable has joined the chat.
"News flash, oh godess of fertility"
At that moment I knew whatever he said next would be **chef's kiss** perfect.
These jokes about Anti-vax parents never get old...
Just like their children.
_Oof_
@@opaskilylamoon9919
oof indeed
@@billymays1761 _Oooofff_
Winter Sparrow *major oof*
Dayum
I'm vaccinated.
I'm autistic.
But at least I never died of polio.
o o f
Are you gay though .
Jirolin why does that matter-
Mans got a first name that rhymes with his last name
Autism is developed in the womb, vaccines happen significantly later, ya know, after birth, when autism has already developed/not developed
Lady: "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back!"
Cashier: "..."
Lady: "You can say Merry Christmas instead to that liberal talk now!"
Cashier: "...Mam?"
Lady: "Yes?"
Cashier: "...I'm Jewish..."
Me imho
That's how it actually we t
@@arizonagreenbee r/ihadastroke (?)
@@leleled6467 i have no memory of writing this so I probably did lol
Honestly the amount of people at Walmart asking me to say Merry Christmas. I'm always tempted to say "Shalom, and Happy Hanukah.", and I'm not even Jewish!
I’m so proud of that girl that got all her vaccinations when she became an adult 🥲
I want to smack the woman who said the “if you were home cooking for your husband you wouldn’t have been sexually assaulted” because even if OP wasn’t 8 at the time and was like 18 it’s still a horrible thing, even people who cook for their husbands all of the time can be raped. It’s a horrible crime and a horrible thing to happen to someone. What a piece of shit. I hate people who blame the victim.
like the schools that say “stay away from the bully if you’re being bullied” like ah yes i go looking for my bully and provoke them
Yeah they are the worst kind of people
my mom used to abuse me and it was a very typical 'i was abused in the past so i'm taking it out on everyone else' kind of thing and, i don't blame her for the fact she was hurt in the past but i do blame her for using me as an unhealthy coping mechanism and i'm still stuck with the shit she forced me into when i had nothing to do with it only because i happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time (my own house). should i just go to her and give her a hug and say 'i forgive you for being a total piece of shit to me since i'm a kid and should stay in my place and get dehumanized'? because that logic is so fucked.
A very good friend told mine was raped... By his spouse at the time...
I agree. It's ACTUALLY insane to say that.
I like how that one guy describes unvaxxed children as the "usain bolt of dying"
He's not wrong
@@jester3654 Nah, too fast.
That pfp means you’re going through a edgy anime phase..
@@momothx1 Not sure what your comment brings to the original discussion.
@@momothx1 wtf does this have to do with the conversation subject??
I got vaccinated, and now I'll not get sick AND have a hot lesbian wife. Sounds good to me!
Sounds great to me. I've been trying to get a hot lesbian wife for ages.
Dude I so badly want any relationship but most ppl seem to dislike genderfluid people, or don't want to date them (and also i'm generally unlikable)
@@jakepullman4914 watching is a privilege, my friend XD
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 Tge generally unlikable ARE the most persecuted group.
anyone gonna talk about how his voice is actually really nice?
>implying that Trump did not create the sun.
*smh*
And everyone clapped
Are we allowed to make fun of the people who said "Obama created the sun and controls the weather" too? I'm scared to ask someone in person
ikr? It's the reason why he's so orange. Residue from creating the sun, duh.
I'm pretty sure George Washington created the sun.
*smh* dumbasses will always be dumbasses. "The sun is made from different materials including gasses" fucking idiots its because trumpler made it ya fucking idiots
“He’s mature for his age”
But alcohol doesn’t give a shit if he’s mature it’s still gonna mess up his brain if he has to much
Maybe his liver's mature for his age
True, but he'll be one kick-ass mo-fo to party with in HS!
@@barbarianaggressor879 And then one fucked up son of a bitch when he's out of school and has to think responsibly. I mean, there's a reason it's illegal.
@@barbarianaggressor879 and a dad at 17
Idk man in France they always drink wine at dinner time. Actually kind of prevents binge drinking.
Well you see, in the late 90's they finally realized that girls could have autism.
Methuselah was said to have died at the very respectable and impressive age of 969, according to the bible. Even Enoch, who ranks as only the 10th oldest person mentioned in the bible, was somehow supposedly a spry 365 years old.
1:24 This really translates to "I am extremely jealous of couples who have chosen to delay or forgo having children and can enjoy some time to themselves, while I am stuck dragging around three snotty, noisy, and needy demon spawn who behave much like wild orangutans, all of which I am far too immature to raise properly. Instead of handling this like an adult and planning some time away from my children who I hate very much, let me irrationally express the constant emptiness and regret I feel as hate for others who planned out their life choices better than me."
EDIT: To those wondering, this isn't mocking parents, it's mocking those who make life changing decisions they end up regretting and take out their own misery on others who chose differently.
@@j.knightning346Do you understand hyperbole, or are you just that stupid? I'm no "activist", just a person who sees a nasty broad projecting her negativity onto others. This woman clearly has issues with being a mother and is taking it out on other people. Jealously is unflattering, especially when it's turned into rage and directed at uninvolved people.
@@ShiningDialga r/whoooosh
I agree and as long as you don't start calling kids "crotch potatoes" (thank you r/childfree) we'll be good
@@comicconcarne LOL
Calling children demon spawn is pretty shitty, and implies that you're a demon
"Let me see your ID sir"
"Born 1970"
"Are you circumcised?"
"No?"
"Sorry sir you're not allowed to drink here"
What's circumcised? English isn't my first lenguage
@@heitorsilva6897 pp cut off
Heitor Silva its slang for a person between 10 to 20 years old
@@ghostface6387 thanks
@@heitorsilva6897
Circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin, the tissue covering the head(glans) of the penis.
That's what circumcision is.
“And I can’t get the BEES out of my teeth”
My single favorite line
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Idiots who make up stories to boost their self esteem: EVERYONE CLAPPED
Tbf, maybe it was real and everyone did clap, but they did it because the colossal thunderfuck that was making a scene in the store finally shut her goddamn mouth.
That guy saying about there being no gays before vaccinations like....dude, ancient greece.
That was my first thought too. Good luck getting any of them to pick up a history text.
This seems like an opportune time to make a gay joke, but-fuck it. I mean, gay jokes just aren't funny; cum on guys.
He said virtually
A word you use when you know your full of shit
@@barbarianaggressor879 that joke sucks and you blow
I think that the Ancient Greeks were drinking too much dihydrogen monoxide, in which turned them gay.
/s Just channeling some Alex Jones for you all.
"Your children are the Usain Bolt of dying"
reffito I'd put that on a resume
Lel
That one caught me unprepared XD
moment of silence for the children of these people
A teleiophile is someone who wants large age disparity in the relationship, though. Like a 20 year old wanting a 60 year old.
Like, daddy issues
Oh like that dude on TLC who was like 20 and dating 80+ women
@@0Onyx13 no... no it isn’t. When you look it up, you see “Teliophile: A person who is sexually attracted to adults.”
@@nobodyimportant9603 According to other comments on here, it's basically a reverse pedophile; a minor that's sexually attracted to adults.
Also you now have "teliophile" in your Google search history forever. I hope it was worth it.
"Older Women (18+)" - I was a bit sick in my mouth there.
Remember, teleiophile is an offensive term. We prefer the term "normal law abiding citizens"
I actually looked it up and what I could find says it's basically an attraction to older adults. So this guy was not only admitting he was a pedo, but he was also inaccurate in his definition.
JDH87 So, like that guy on TLC that was really into grannies.
@@LuMo096 Well, you're technically not wrong.
I'm pretty sure teleiophile actually means minors attracted to 18+
Kid: I wanna live to be 110!
Anti-vax mom: 3 take it or leave it
Thomas Harrington
lol
😂
AHAHA
Thomas Harrington kid: when i grow u-
polio: ima stop you right there
Genie: What is your wish?
Person: I don’t wanna vaccinate my child
Genie: Wish granted
Person: Nothing changed
Genie: your child will die at the age of 3
The noise he makes for the angry emojis during the Disney world rant plays in my head multiple times a day even years later, thank you sorrow for making me look even more autistic when I'm frustrated
14:38
Me: *was naturally born with very sharp canines*
Hmmmmmmmmm
Ladies and Gentlemen, present your wooden stakes. We have ourselves a vampire issue.
Hey do you know what animal that is? It looks fake
@@Not_Claptrap pretty sure it's a wolf or some breed of canine/lupine
@@willowd0ll I meant the vegan unless that's what you're talking about
@@Not_Claptrap oh, the vegan animal is a horse or donkey.
"Before vaccines there were virtually no gay people!"
May wanna brush up on your knowledge of Greek history. Or like, any history. We've been around.
Thank you, my man, I've been looking for this exact comment, and I have to say it one more time: thank you. Everyone always seems to forget the Ancient Greeks were fine with gay men... hell it's part of why they loved olive oil
"We've been around." ahahaha awesome yes
ok
I think I got the gay from vacation because I watched some Gachimuchi and it was the best thing in existence even though I am straight. GachiBASS
Practically every male in ancient Greece had a male partner
I just love it when they throw in the “and everyone clapped” thing. It is great, because it didn’t happen.
Or it did happen, but only because she left the store.
@@SixBillionScreams Damn lol
/r/thathappened
that never happens lmao XD
"And everyone fapped."
I hate those people who say "Get back to the kitchen. Make me a sandwich" To assaulted girls! Or to any girl! It's not funny!
If someone says that to me, I'd cut their legs off and turn their meat into a sandwich.
They did say "make me a sandwich"...
@@lord_berkut2426 That will be my new answer, thank you omg-
If they say this to me I tell them that's where knives are.
GUNDAHM TANAKA
@@EveryonesFavourite I, Gundham Tanaka, ruler of hell, a high-rank demon, APPROVE!
"It's called history, sweaty" is definitely satire.
Hey! Don't call me sweaty. I am rather dry, thank you very much.
You know he DOES include satire right?
"And then everyone in the store clapped."
Some guy in isle 5: *starts clapping even though he heard nothin'*
yeah he would be like "I feel a disturbance in the source, as if a thousand dumbasses clapped for no reason and we're then silent....like it never happened."
Random fucker taking a shit: *clap clap clap*
I assumed they clapped because she finally stopped talking. I mean...I'd clap for that.
Yeah sure not boo you out of the store karen
Imagine they don't clap all separate but in unison like drones that's terrifying
Anytime i hear the "everyone applauded" in a serious post, I begin to die at a faster rate. On purpose.
"So you're eating muskrat, let that sink in" I have to laugh my ass off at this because I have eaten muskrat and they are f***ing great and yummy as hell so I don't know what that guy/girl is on but hey I'll just sit here eating weird as fook food
I've never had muskrat, but if I do try it, I hope it's as good as you say it is ;v;
I mean when they said “let that sink in” i just thought to myself
ITS TOO BIG YOU CANT LET IT IN
GO THROUGH THE BACK THE SINK IS TOO BIG.
"I understand that you're Japanese, but you're white" ??????
Half-white, I guess?
*TOP TEN QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CANT ANSWER*
i ruined the 69 likes
tbf Japanese people literally have white skin
@@retroman0000 Yes but 'white skin' and being 'white' are 2 different things lol OP referenced 'white privilege' which applies to Caucasians, not just anyone with light skin
Antivax: LEt NaTuRe Do ItS pRoCeSs
Nature: **Brings natural selection**
Blockling News Thank you!
Blockling News thank you for that. It's perfect.
Dude, you fucking killed her
Underrated comment.
I have a feeling the woman that hates childless woman at Disney actually deep down hates having children lol
Gonna come out publicly as a teleiophile. It's so hard as an adult to admit that I'm attracted to adults, but it's the right thing to do 😔
An adult attracted to adults? Sickening, the world's gone mad.
i cant believe the world is accepting of this. _shameful_
this call for an execution.
So that ONE girl made the pretzel line too long....right.
She was a very long lady
She created 500 shadow clones of herself to create the entire line, picking up a pretzel every time, with the sole purpose of making that child cry
WaHHhAhHahhahHahHahahHahHahHhHhHHH I wantEd A pReTzEL wHY iS thiS IDIOT 😠😠😠😠😬😬😬😬 iN tHe LiNe thEyY MaDE iT 3 HoURs LonG wAaAaAahhHHHH thIS iS uNFaIr
That was the mother, not her kid.
the cat collar one almost gave me a panic attack thinking about how many families lost their cats thanks to that scum of a human being
As a cat lover, I felt the same freaking way.
My cats collar is for FLEES. So they’re trying to infest my cat
my cats don't have collars, but my oldest cat (who I assume ran away and died, I haven't seen her in months) had a purple collar my dad took off, because the bell on it annoyed him
haven't been able to find it since
As a dog liver I felt that way
As a dog liver, I hope you never get leptospirosis. It's a real problem for dogs' livers.
3:44 lol ive eaten muskrat it tastes like duck
A 3 year old to Disney world? Don’t bring your kids to Disney world until their old enough to enjoy it (and remember it lmao)
3 is old enough
The "and then everyone applauded" is so cringe.
Basically making it r/thathappened , always
@@bwalko5674 then everyone clapped
Maybe ppl were applauding. In a weird way. With their palm on their forehead :p
Maybe they were applauding the cops who were restraining her.
Its actually satire. but yeah. kinda same
Let me break it down.
Dihydrogen monoxide
Di means two
Mono means one
Oxide is oxygen
H2O
Water.
That's why chemistry is a required class.
Man I must be an idiot lol. I knew it was a hoax picture but i didn't know "Di" was two
But... Facebook said it's an EvIL cHEmIcAL
Mono means one and rail means rail.
Your profile pic displays the exact emotion I felt when people fell for that hoax.
Your profile picture makes this even better.
Enjoying rewatching old Sorrow vids. Miss this loon.
Also, Disney World woman: She does realise that she chose to have children? Right? Because it really doesn't look that way to me.
"If vaccines are so great, why aren't they mentioned in the Bible?"
Well, leprosy isn't great on the other hand yet it was mentioned quite a lot of times in the Bible.
most likely because everyone are idots and don't know when me.vaccine was born. Smh
Don't forget crucifixion, basically several other types of executions from the times, sexual assault and literal Satan
@A Scam Involving Corndogs 🎶 sweet home alabama🎶
Yeah, those people are the type of people that base there morality and everything off of the Bible.
@@russianbear7832 But the thing is they're doing that completely wrong, not actually learning the lessons taught by the Bible... I doubt the lady even has read the Bible herself more than maybe once. It's just excusing baseless paranoia and moral grandstanding - the kind *condemned* in the Bible - with a religious text. When you're competing over who's most righteous it proves you really didn't pay attention to the book. She's in for a rude awakening eventually.
I am a proud anti vax mother and I am a proud mother of 4 beautiful children
(Edit) 3 beautiful children
(Edit) 2 beautiful children
(Edit) at least I have a husband
(Edit) I don’t feel very well
(Edit) I can see me grandpa? He died 30 years ago. Hey I can see fire!
Perfect view of how anti vaxers dont understand how they protect them like well my kids are dead so maybe i should get a vaccine but nope just stay unvaccinated cause im dumb ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
Joke's on the doctors, I'll die before I admit I was wrong
@Merio I'm gonna have to arrest you. Your joke was too original and funny.
Mr stark
@@freezingjazzy this is a stolen comment
"I know you're part Japanese, but you can't have a Japanese name!"
Tumblr, what the fuck?
9:19 Yeah... you try to remove my cat's collar, she will attack you
If i put a collar in my cat he takes it off lol
Mine gets in fights just to get it off, lol
"Couples without children should be banned."
"Mothers with children should be allowed to skip lines."
Get the logic? Me neither.
hate to add to your brain hurting buut, if she says ''childless women should be banned yada yada yada'' isn't every women childless at first lol
@Can We Please Just Fucking Ban Fortnite that makes a lot of sense now
@@nonstoppugly r/gatekeeping
I suppose I wasn't prepared for how insane these people are... I thought it'd be a tame, old people Facebook level.
r/OldPeopleFacebook
Old people are sort of cute, and it’s funny seeing how they struggle with tech. But these people are actually insane, as the sub name refers to.
Ada K. B
@@romeopost2139 Yes, I suppose I should've known better. It's almost a decade since I was on Facebook myself, so I had no idea what sort of insanity might breed there. I simply enjoy Sorrow TV's videos and wish to see what he and the subreddit offered. I was genuinely surprised after seeing these contents.
13:08
Trump: I now present to you our new national anthem
ah i remember... seeing the airplane one before i got diagnosed with autism. how ironic.
miss u sorrowtv
imagine going to the sea and someone yells: *BEWARE, THERE'S DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IN IT!!*
Fuck man I hate when my water is infected with that
I do that ALL the time and everyone runs out of the water screaming then I have to spend an hour telling everyone it is a joke. Its always SOOOOO funny. People are so dumb!
Nathan Carbo then the ocean clapped 😂
Remember to be careful kids! 100% of the people who interact with dihydrogen monoxide DIE!
+Tori Carlson And then my crush ran into my arms and we got married and we've been together ever sense.
“Whenever I see a cat with a collar I take it off”
Ernie prepared to commit a hate crime
Does she walk her cat on a leash every day or something!?
I don't know why but that one made me the most mad out of all of them. I'm gonna believe that that post was satire but deep down I know it's not 😔
@@brodstytoasty
Why?
It's rather reasonable.
Cats hang themselves wit that useless crap, our neighbor already had two cats hang themselves in just three years. Of course on my property, and tried to blame me for supposedly killing her cats.
None of mine ever died from unnatural causes (cars are a natural cause for cats in my experience though...)
A free roaming cat shouldn't have a collar, it makes no sense and is potentially dangerous.
What does a collar accomplish that a chip can't?
@@heinzhaupthaar5590 Collars allow people who find the animal to more easily locate the animal’s owner, since most won’t bother going to the vet to scan for a chip. Also, I think your neighbor needs to get breakaway collars, lol, that’s just sad that they keep dying honestly..
@@abby9598
Well, cats are no dogs. In my experience they never just get lost, they just leave if you dont care for them or they have some other grievance. And you should let them, they'll choose a home they like better or come back.
That nobody would care seems quite fckd up though.
Around here you can even call the cops and they'll come around with a scanner and take care of it.
Nonetheless, I've got two neighbors cats and another neighbor got one of "mine". We decided they know best, kept coming back anyway, and cats just aren't property.
Anyway, thanks. I'll get that old hag such a collar, just ordered. Didn't know such things existed but I'm not sure of she'll use it. Because she's nuts.
“A pig is a cross breed between a muskrat, bobcat and hyena”
I can’t stop laughing help me
Dude same. It is just absurd, like some shit from the gta radio stations.
"The Cow and Pig aren't even Natural"
Wait till he finds out about all our Fruits and Vegetables.
lmfao
all of which are naturally
@@Terratetradon Nope, we humans have selectively bred plants to be much superior to natural versions.
So, technically still natural, but really pushing it.
@@Terratetradon yeah, Plants are literally as genetically malformed as the animals we domesticated.
👎: Cutting to the front of the line and blaming everyone else for your child's problem
👍: Waiting your turn, and acknowledging that you don't get special privileges for squeezing a tiny person out of your babymaker
Or else take you and your crotch goblins far, far away.
"babymaker" 👌🏻😂
“Crotch goblins”👌
CROTCH GOBLINS
If having to spend time with children is so hard and it's miserable for you to have to stand in line with one, why have children? Like raising kids is hard, but if it's so awful that you think you should get special treatment just for doing it, probably shouldn't have kids.
Anytime a story ends with “everyone at the store started applauding” automatically I go this is a lie
But dude, the shower gel and the shampoo clapped so clearly something happened 😂
Amen
I think she probably dreamed about it and thought it was real lol
Or starts with "so I was standing in the line at"
Probably the majority of these are lies, or at least extreme exaggerations. The "Trump Gave Us Christmas Back" one specifically sounds nothing like what a Trump supporter would say and exactly what a Trump-hater would think they would say.
i just googled when it was legal for gay men/gay woman/nonbinaries to get married in the states (for a snarky comeback to 14:04 because if they were both around the same time i could say "well, CAROL, maybe because gays were allowed to marry the same time vaccines came around and gay people couldn't even come out without being attacked, mocked, etc"
i am actually shocked and disgusted by the fact that it was 4-5 YEARS ago
In retrospect, we really should have seen the Roe v. Wade overturn coming a mile away.
In hindsight, the pig comment is even funnier because pigs don't come from boars, pigs ARE boars.
Like, we only barely domesticated them.
They turn back to boars when they get into the wild.
This is why wild boars are an invasive species in the states, By the way.
It's a real problem.
9:36 I wonder how many animals that woman has gotten killed because they get found and assumed to be stray or they attack someone and since they have no collar they put it down.
Cats tend to try to squeeze themselves through narrow spaces and gaps.
Being choked by their collar is a major point of death for cats
I just hope the majority of the cats were chipped.
Putting standard collars on free roaming cats can actually be quite dangerous (they can get caught and the cat can hurt itself). I personally think microchipping is more than enough (to prevent any cat from the fate you are describing) but if people want to insist on putting collars around their free roaming pets they should def use quick release collars imo just to be safe :) - not to say that randomly taking off collars of cats is an acceptable thing to do whatsoever
Collars are cheaper than chips. I get cats don't like them, but the idea that my cat could wander off and have her most identifying feature as an owned cat removed by some self-proclaimed good Samaritan, thus ensuring that nobody else who sees her could contact me? Makes me sick. It's like taking off somebody's medical bracelet. It's like smashing a little kid's phone with his address in it. Knowing there are people out there doing that makes me worry about my cat ever leaving the apartment, because who knows if I'll ever see her again?
Seriously, just because there are risks to having or wearing certain things doesn't make it a better idea to go without.
@@LeviathanLP Kinda reminds me of people who don't wear seatbelts because they have their own dangers.
Nothing's %100 safe, but that doesn't mean the popular option is horrible because it has cons as well.