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"I'm not a cannibal"
Sounds like something a cannibal would say, but ok.
167... I lead others to a treasure i cannot posses
cannibal? you mean like that drug that makes ur iays all read?
with that logic, everyone is a cannible
“I’m not a cannibal”
Weird flex but ok.
Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and over population
When asked what many teenagers struggle with often, a girl in my class wrote on the board "Self of Steam"
oh no.
As a male, I can say that when they are just a clump of steam, they aren't at their best.
the laughter that ensued probably didnt help that much did it
Well you always have to be careful of self-aware steam
@@TheHelghast1138 half life but the ai are self-aware
I hope Sorrow is doing well. I miss him.
:(
hes dead
@@caut5618huh? hate to be that guy but is there any proof to this?
@@lexirussell2053 No, not that I can find. He just kind of stopped being on social media
same here
My mom laughed way to hard at this
She still mumbles “erb derbs” “biodoritobowl” and “chunky cheese” to this day
I think she wants more
What's Erb derbs supposed to mean tho?
@@moodymoosh hors d'oeuvre. It's French, and they're essentially small appetizers.
@@eg6633 no their erb derbs
@@puzzled-head3493erbedy derb
@@eg6633 i want to say that I said "their" instead of "they're" on purpose
_”So baby full me closer and no backshit of you then I know can I ford bright”_
-Mahatma Ghandi
The tattoo on ur should
Ines Sousa I get you move it
THE SKULLCRUSHER DONT FUCK AROUND
I still don't know how they fucked up the song _that_ badly
My parents always spell:
"I love you" like
"Get out of our house we already got a restraining order"
Bunch of weirdos honestly
Don't worry, probably is because a little miss udder standing, give em some time
Just Some Tsun tsuns
Omg I can relate
@@theALTF4 u spelled nissanderstanding wrong
DJ Demolition ehh too reach their own
"so what if it makes your kid artistic? that don't always mean he's gay."
she a little confused, but she got the spirit.
@disabled account Are you gay?
Why do I see you everywhere?
I mean she sounds like she's homophobic too, idk.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird How does she sound homophobic?
@@Rad-Dude63andathird You seem like the kind of person to censor Hazbin Hotel
"I'm from Florida!"
You're not really building a case for yourself, Nate.
Yeah
_is also from Florida_
*just gonna ignore that*
@@user-gc2cv6qw6i ok 我恨我自己
According to Traves in CallMeCarson’s “New Map of America” video Florida is South America.
land mass inferior to other land mass
The "biodoritobowl" just makes me mad cause that only works if it's on soil, not asphalt.
Do you really expect an idiot who doesn't even know how to spell the word to know how it works? I wish I was that optimistic ^^
fukin smii7y
Also it takes like 10 years or something
if you saw the original, it’s so obviously a joke.
“idiot” lmao
It's bio d grate label idiot
Touched the rat
WHAT RAt
*CHUNKY CHEESE*
seth the vlogger In all fairness that’s a tumblr post that intended to misspell shit
I didnt get it
When i touched chunky cheese it gave lack toes in todler ants.
Then I asked him “does lil seizures clothes at ate?”
AW LAWD HE COMIN
Fun fact: When I was little, I thought the saying was "The toast is clear"
“The toast is a ghost my friend”
Same. I blame Rugrats.
I THOUGHT IT WAS "THE GHOST IS CLEAR" WHEN I WAS LITTLE
I almost went coma toast
Saw this dude who said "water really do quench my 3rst" like lmaooo
I love you.
@@bandybandy7485 i love you too homie.
@@gutsFunnyman *They didn't say no homo*
@@fellowbrit6328 that don't matter
It was a jo- Nevermind.
That Markiplier impression sounded far too good to not have been practiced for years..
You mean Multiplier impression?
Get if fucking right, it's Multiplier
Malt in Skylar’s? Also, it wasn’t that good.
porras ya I was gonna say
Malta Sires
As a caprisun myself, I can confirm that I do indeed get tempted to hit people with my car
UMEKO I myself am a pacific coolander
U now waht astrology right cuz im can sir
@@j_apollo1737 r/ihadastroke
But was it intetional meaning you could have gotten
r/woooooooooshed
@@j_apollo1737 aw man people can't be trusted these days
“I would eat that girl” ~SorrowTV
Bet he said that bout the yeasty one too
VORE
ye hikes
ye hikes
ye hikes
me, innocently playing animal crossing: huhu time to buy a shovel
the voice of sorrow tv that has permanently taken residence in the cracks of my brain: please...... buy my shuffle
My personal favorite is the bit from another video that goes:
*shovel pasta into your face. Shovel into your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is NOW*
Can't remember which one it was though :/
@@echomikoart it’s this one at about 7:55: czcams.com/video/nKkMXf-_hrA/video.html
My favorite one is the multiple misspellings of Phineas and Ferb because of "Girl how you spell puinieous?!"
@@swinubb thanks mate!
Bruh you look like potato
My little brother would sing "Mister sad man, bring me a drink"
Imagine the "sad man" barging in at night with tequila shots to help you "sleep"
scottish sandman
Lol, when I was a kid I thought it was "bring me a treat". I assumed it was about an ice cream man.
My brother use to sing "I'm shaving" when the song im shameless came on the radio. Kids smh.
They are a strictly no cow zone
Mister sand man, man me a sand
I love how no one's acknowledging that she wants the *Native Americans* to move back to *India*
Well they ARE Indians.
Because they're Indians, don'tcha know. (I'm sure she's not a fan of political correctness.)
@@starshieldnightpone5636 No, that is what Christopher Columbus called them when he thought he landed in India.
Starshield Nightpone They’re literally called NATIVE AMERICANS because they’re NATIVE to AMERICA. They got called Indians because they had darker skin than those who travelled there.
We've all learned to let racist idiots produce a bunch of bs that we can all laugh at in peace while they file themselves into hell for us.
Sorrow saying "creamy centers" with a voice akin to the love child of Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers is not something I was prepared for today
i like it
Reaper percussions, and then grim reaper appears, playing "dont fear the reaper", on a freaking cowbell. Now that is comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta have more reaper, baby!
I tried to stifle a laugh in bed but I failed and woke my wife and she was mad with me.
@@BigyetiTechnologies dont fear The Reaper. But a mad wife is different.
That one definitely wasn’t a Bone apple tea, that is straight up someone trying to be funny...
NEEDS MOAR COWBELL
AND MOAR GRIM
As a caprisun, I am personally offended by this.
I'm defended by Jedi Hate on Tumbler
I'm an O' Weary Bus
Don’t worry. Come with me- I have very money.
As a liberal I agree. Libel? LeBron? I dunno, but the thing with them scales. ♎️ Speaking of scales, but my snake oil, hon!!! 🐍🐍🐍
@@CoReaVT i think you should be the prime minister
I need to get out of this Missouri. It’s not a healthy state to be in.
Yeah, it's pretty *Illinoising*
@@benjaminwatson3913 *Iowa* see what you did there.
@@chancecperez Do you really see it? You can't see it, but you still *Tennessee* it.
@@chancecperez *Ohio* mate, clever pun you have there.
@@CarMedicine *Idaho,* but I'm pretty sure I saw it.
They say Freddy Mercury died from A Chivy Eights
Drew Coker I was like “ what’s chivee eights”
Confirmation: hiv/aids
That was a good you got me on that
"The least knobby dot" made me stop the video because I was crying from laughing
Legit sing this every Christmas since…
Feliz wheres my dad
Feliz wheres my dad
Feliz wheres my dad, he left to get milk and he never came back
LMAO I'M DYING
Took me some time to get what he was saying
Felix, where's my dad?
for lease, navy dad***
This deserves an award
You loved George of the Jungle, now get ready for... *NATE OF AMERICA*
Yo I remember seeing your Lego videos from like 5 years ago lol
Muhahaha i ruined the like count
*69, WELL NOW ITS 70*
@@dirkthedaring5131 Nice.
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TOWERS!
His theme song is This is America.
no no, that spanish christmas song goes "phillip's not your dad"
At least Naveen died
I took an intro to psych class when I was like 13 and when they asked if there was anything we were interested in learning about I wrote “assburgers” on the board because I’m an idiot and can’t spell aspergers
Yeah. I don't know why it's pronounced like that in America. It really makes it confusing lol
@Ace G it was a summer camp. I didn’t really feel like telling the youtube comment section my whole life story tho so I kept it simple
@Ace G No. In most places the G is pronounced the same way as in the name George. So sounded out it's like as-per-jers.
"im still not ok from that i have iraqnophobia not good babe"
BABE WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO IRAQ DIDNT YOU KNOW I HAVE IRAQNOPHOBIA
Could ptsd from gulf war be called iraqnophobia
But we're visiting my parents babe
IM SCARED OF THE WEAPONS!!!
As someone with 80HD, I can confirm teachers don't like my flat-screen feature.
(edit) I'm shaking guys why does this have so many likes im not even that funny
Yeah meat to man.
Had it really tuff in skhoul but most of tea is gone now.
But sadly I know scuffle from tattoo this a beet es.
I still get boiled by cow wokers ui my speling but idk what they meat to bees honeys
@@robinwoosherlin4817 im sobbing what does this mean
@@junezdollhouse
I'm a skilled translator, here's the scoop:
"Yeah, me too man. I had it really tough in school but most of that is gone now. But sadly, I now suffer from type two diabetes. I still get bullied by co-workers about my spelling but I don't know what they mean to be honest."
@@oo4758 I am not sober. Thank you.
@@oo4758 t h a n k
6:43 Napoleon Ice Cream? Mmm my favourite! Tastes like French Revolution! Mmmmm yum yum!
11:30 I actually like that way better, it sounds so sweet. Ring someone’s doorbell, tickle them and say “trickle treat”. All treat, no tricks. A trickle of sweetness.
The “Reaper Percussions” must be a death metal band .....
Nope, it's just Blue Oyster Cult.
A band made out of only drummers
@@DJ-xd3dt and always wear reaper costume on every show
I’d audition for that band!!
I prefer cork asians to caw casians tbh
kremit the frog what about cock asians
Idk man that sounds kind of rays cyst
bugcatcher43 oh shit sorry man! i didn’t mean to uh fend you!!
@@ryanaverill1959 noah fence taken, just trying to be so shelly con sense!
Same.
Nobody is talking about "defeat the baby" that shit had me dying
"... reaper percussions"
*laughs in blue oyster cult*
Don't fear him.
From now on I will forever refer to the cowbell as reaper percussion. Thank you for this revelation!
As one of the Nate’s of America I will fight this deep port Haitian
It's unconstipational anyway.
@@WidarsHall don't you mean crisdimilatory
Go back to pack Stan
r/beetlejuicing
unbelievable race schism
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.
When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek,
That's a moray
Mario, the originator of boneappletea
@@emceemunchapussy1891 What?
Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back
That’s a moray.
When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside
That’s a moray
When societal norms pressure you to conform,
That's a more.
You made me laugh so hard, I coughed up my diagram.
11:45 and update.
The nice kid was left with serious injuries, and the walker is facing 24 years in jail.
lol "boneappletea"
I think you mean bonerpetite
This is funnier than my hopes and dreams
It's actually bone smack a teeth
Dagan Ward hah "bonerpetite" it's boytouchurpee
"Joan track the feet"
*bonecrackthecleats
Has anyone seen the movie
" π rates of the carry bean"
No one? Okay
I'm μtant
No I prefer Lol dove the Riggs it's amezing
haha pie rates of the carrabiean it cost $1000 to pass this island
fucking-
nO
I liked the joke. A+
I've seen it ass well
This video really hurt me. I laughed at one point and threw my head back and it hit the metal bar behind me. Now I might have a confection.
It's been two years and my brain goes "biodoritobowl" every fucking time I have something biodegradable.
@8:07 my sleep paralysis demon every night
Zehel Zess why does this not have more likes
Bitch you pretty
lmao same XD
Sorry to be a right pain, I hate the know it all who always comments in the video comment section so sorry in advance. However the song (Don't fear) The Reaper which is the song he is singingis a tragic love song about death praised by many including Steven King who appreciated it's dark and twisted meanings. Sorry but I had to put this out there.
That's a sleep paralysis angel
jokes on you, i dont know how to leave an organ all comment
You misspelled orange line hell
You misspelled only rational contest
You guys, it' spelt orange in all calm mint
What dumbasses. Obviously it's "or a gin Al con met."
That's not a very
a ring anal comment
4:30 "Hello. I'm Chris. And I'm in charge of the creamy centres."
"all the gigahertz you can imagine" dude, imagine a computer monitor with a refresh rate of a billion fps
"Those Islands near America!"
Coming up next on the Disney channel is "Pirates of the Carry Bean"!
Kid: Can I ask you a question?
You: Ass away
Niki N. Lol! That’s funny!
Pie rats*
*piracy
πrates*
I love the reddit come you knee tea
Community
@NERDZER0 that's the point
Commune tea?
i shouldn't have laughed so much at "what your dad said when you came out the whom"
8:11 Nice detail doing a Walken impression right after the cowbell..
“Just for saying that, I would eat that girl.”
-Sorrow TV, 2019
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dominic
0:44 Not Every Song With An Absurdly Long Name Is By Panic! At The Disco
by Fall Out Boy
Isn't it pain ick at the disc go
@@eliaspanayi4080 I think you'll find it's 'Panicking A Dishcloth'
*float bouy
by Nero’s Day at Disneyland
For example,
You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
by Death Grips
“I have very money”
I love this.
Beautiful.
Going back and watching your old videos 4+ years later, still kind of hoping that one of these days I'll get an upload notification from your channel again. Miss you man, you're def one of my favorite ewe chewers
Biodoritobowl just rolls off the tongue. New favorite word!
tbh if you eat doritos in a biodoritobowl bowl it's a biodegradeable
wait
Jajaja
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlight Congrats, you played yourself
Bio Dorito bowl
thanks for that video!
or as the french say,
_merci goku_
*mercy
Thanks for that bit e o!
Or, as Tin Bench say,
_mercy goku_
you're welcome. or as the french say
durian
Murky cocoo!
u mean mercy vegeta?
Sorrow I hope you can see this in your notifications for youtube. I hope you're doing well and just know that your fans love you and will wait patiently for you to come back.
When I was little I thought when people said god bless you when someone sneezed they were saying “ kableshew “
always thought it was blesh you and my parents never told me otherwise
*baby enters room*
Me: why do I hear boss music
Kevin, lord of the fat rolls
*DEFEAT THE BABY*
The Goat Boss Baby
Thank you for bringing Terraria memes in here.
*_D E F E A T T H E B A B Y_*
_Apple juice is just a boneless apple_
Yesn't
Taikamuna ...wild
it cost you 0 dollars to not say this so why did you
samurott103 the question isn’t why, it’s Wynaut?
what about the skin
"What your dad said when you came out the *WHOM* " really got me I had to rewatch it 4 times cause it was that funny
" 'Ello everybody it's me Multiplier and today we are going to play Five Night's at Freddy's 3. Now i can't get pass the 3rd night s-"
Ah, yes. my favorite panic at the disco song
A Car Accent dent With A China Person
Yes
still sad Brendon refuses to play it at concerts...
Picn!c at the Discord
There was a terrible crash
My Favourite PATD Song Is Anything That I Type Because I Have A Very Stupid Method Of Typing.
I hate having 80HD, I can see everyones flaws.
Incendiary CookieMouse Try plugging in the TV with A Astenchencord
tbh same
I think this is my favorite SorrowTV video. The readings are all great and the in-between jokes are EVEN BETTER.
0:49 he sounds like Carl from jimmy neutron
3:31
Me: Its just a cough
My parents: Its just a cough
My doctor: Its just a cough
Google: better get a coughing for ya
like_a_Siilver this comet isn't getting the extension it deserves
Someone must have coffin skated some of the likes
That what he gets for touching the rat
CORONAVIROS
Dont underestimate google. It can predict the future
"I would eat that girl." Thats nice sorrow, thats very nice
vore
Eat her out?
I showed this video to my mom, and she almost had a fucking heart attack
she's rewatched it like 5 times and still laughs at every single post
not to mention "biodoritobowl" and "touched the rat/chunky cheese" are part of her regular informal speech pattern
not complaining though
This video was so good, people from Austria disliked the video because they're upside down.
I don't a want a tattoo, my likes change so quickly.
*_sees skeleton on coffin skateboard_*
ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ tattoo it is, then
Be careful of Tattoo Diabetes
*_s k a i n t e n s i f i e s_*
The markiplier one was just amazing
marker plyer
Dr ORRB petition for sorrow tv to imitate CZcamsr’s voices
You mean multipliers?
Holy shit I got a lot more likes than I thought
Noob Mobile Gaming that would be amazing
5:11 took me some time to realize it meant hors d'oeuvres
Lol, did the exact same thing with Napoleon. We were talking about him in Social Studies and I raised my hand and asked “Is that the guy that the ice cream is named after?”
Your son is Diagnosed with 80HD
"Wh-Whats that mean?"
He will create great Electronic Devices, your son is the next Steve Jobs man, congratulations
I am the one who stalks in the night
I am the one who ominously plays the maracas as I march toward you to deliver your death
I am
*THE REAPER PERCUSSIONIST*
i just imagined the reaper just like playing like, a cute little tune on a xylophone as someone is dying
@@lycantreyski cute
Or the death piano...
I straight died at “the least knobby dot” God I’m going to be singing that at my family gather things from now on!
Biology teacher: "last time we talked about these people that have no pigments in their skin and are thus very white. Can anyone tell me what these people are called?"
The dumb kid: "Latinos!"
The "Bohemian Rabcd" was a joke towards the girl named Abcde (pronounced Ab-city) so it's more of a r/whoosh
I think a few of these were intentional, so it's quite a bit of r/whoosh.
oh how the turn tables
are slash woo shh
Dodge Neon nerd
Jelly Myst you mean r/-4ossh?
My favorite movie
Pirates of the carry bean
*Slopy Kazoo cover of the POTC theme plays*
Capped Tan Jack Spare ribs is my favorite
"They're the PIRATES that carry BEANS!"
Coming to a theater near you, summer 2019
Parrots of the carry bean
@keoni gamer "these magic beans will allow me to live forever! That way I can be the best pie rat and rule the c's!"
-Jack Sparrow's plan for "Pirates of the Carry Bean"
Q: Do they have cowzones
A: No, they are a strictly no cow zone
This series should be called, “Getto Peeple Cant ReedoRite.”
Mo what do you mean?
10:08 Man when we found about the beast's tragic backstory of losing everything in the '08 stock market crash it really made me feel for him more than I had done before that and put the entire film into a new light.
not gonna like your comment dont wanna ruin the 69
An injection that makes you artistic actually sounds pretty rad.
M Silvestre and only a slight chance it’ll turn you gay?! Sign me up
@@dontcry1699 what if i'm already gay?
Charlie B. oh shit
Based on how so many of my favorite artists in many different mediums do it. I assume that injection is called "heroin".
Charlie B. It will either cancel out the gay or make you double gay.
"My mouth tastes like my finger, and it doesn't really taste that good-"
7:59 i figured you might do a dont fear the reaper joke, but it took me the cowbell to actually recognize your rendition
Trickle Treating sounds like either something you go to College to solve or go to P ornhub to see
... or post to Pornhub from a College...
i would like this comment, but it already has 69 likes
P'ornhub **tips condom**
I will only say one ‘word’... biodoritobowl...
It's like a famous bowl from KFC, but the bowl is a dorito with taco stuff inside.
@@ReleasedHollow ...wooosh...
@@richardjacket2819 they were joking, woosh on you
@@BioSentient hsoow on me
@@richardjacket2819 w/roosh
I love r/boneappletea. it's a bunch of people with good spoken vocabularies who have never seen these things written down but clearly use the words out loud anyway. I love that
Lol this video was very intern training, thanks for getting my morning to a fresh start!
"You're walking on the nice kid" had me rolling
"Hey knock it off, he is such a nice kid. Get off of him"
Can ya explain?
thatonedamncommenter He meant "You are walking on thin ice, kid"
@@frekusz JSKSKSK OH MY GOD
"Oh is that your opinion" god that line kills me
My whole life.... "Napoleon Ice Cream" 😞 Diss a pointed beyond words.
The erb derbs was the best. Hors d'œuvres are shaking their head
I'm French and I didn't even get that, it's such a fucked up way of pronouncing it, let alone writing it.
ThePizzabrothers Gaming hors d’œuvres
I honestly had no idea how to spell that properly.
you mean whore's derps?
@@AnonningAnon I wouldn't have known without checking it online myself haha
Sadly, I usually don't get saw chasm...
@@karl8355 says the one who cant spell core ect lee
Karl Anims you guys are un bell able😑
12:15
I love that you added the cow bell
The tony hawk pro skater with the Skelton skating killed me
“Erb derb” had me rolling
what does he want to say I dont get it
I also dont get it HAHAHA
Reptillian Leader he’s trying to say hors d'oeuvres
@@michaelpurnell5203 how the fuck
@@michaelpurnell5203 thanks! I still had to google that tho, wouldn't have guessed what it means. I've noticed a lot of English words that have to do something with food actually come from French :O