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"It's a weapon designed to inflict maximum damage."
"It's a weapon." - Fucking lol.
As opposed to a lesser degree of lethal damage 😂
@@VexChoccyMilk when killing them to death isn't an option
I wish I had an AR to cause maximum damage. I shot someone in the head with a Glock and it only slightly fatally wounded him.
It's a weapon designed to inflict light to moderate death
@@VexChoccyMilk combat knives are made intentionally less lethal. After trench knives and other blades were causing horrible wounds that healed slowly if not lethal and usually got infected.
Just want to re-iterate I have not exploded a cow…yet
Cow is the name of the Cambodian kid
Yet.
*To be continued...*
Denial is the first step to acceptance
He actually survived and now is seeking vengance
the main advantage of the trident is that it increases your stab to stab ratio from 1 stab per stab to three stabs per stab which equals to a 300% stab rate
That’s a lot of stab
@@Anonymous-to6fn "now that's allota damage"
Quantity over quality
it should have a slight debuff to attack speed
@@chieckenman4432 Well quality in this case is your skill, so if you have fantastic spear fishing skill, and a trident. Quality AND quantity!
about the backwards parking : idk about Japan, but in French driving schools we are taught to prioritize reverse parking in parking lots so as to have better visibility when exiting the spot and thus reduce the risk of accidents
I have found from practice that you can actually manuever the car better into tight spaces, with a little bit of practice its even easier then front parking.
In Italy too.
Okay but, why does every (maybe not *every*) French person park perfectly the first time and then pull back out and re-park?
Same in Germany. Taught to back in if available - although mostly on parallel parking, so lots of people do it on regular parking spots too, since WE'RE ALWAYS ON A SHEDULDE! Weißt du?! you get AAAUT quicka
I was about to tell about this, but you said it better. But yeah, we are taught the same here in Finland.
*This episode is sponsored by the US military Industrial Complex*
Spiff! What're you doing here?
You truly are painfully unfunny
Yo, I'm here quick. Am I right in thinking PG Tips is basically coffee?
Also sponsored by oil
The Middle Eastern war(s) is nothing but a money laundering scheme by all governments involved. But you can just blame America if you want
"Sorry if I sound weird, it's because I went to the Asian supermarket today because we bought some astroturf."
That's a fucking STRONG opening sentence right there.
@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters I don't get it
@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters Ohh Im a trump supporter, oh I am angry, angry face
@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters make trolling great again :/
@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters yeah I loved when my president Biden voted against desegregation and couldnt even raise his son hunter properly.
@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters only good thing biden did was falling asleep in that meeting with israel's prime minister
The only way to get away with murder is to not have any plan after the fact. If the only goal is to take out a target, you can’t lose. Anything after the fact is just like “okay but I’ve won”
"If the only goal is to take out a target", well it isn't. Is reading that difficult? The entire point of the question is to **get away** with murder. That's the goal. Your solution is akin to saying: Hey guys, the only way to survive jumping off a cliff is to not care about surviving! Whatever happens, you'll have jumped off the cliff! You won! Genius huh?
Prove it
Or be a cop
@@Yankyal1 ywnbaw
"I've got to get away and never get caught for this" vs "My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
So glad you guys talked about suppressors. A shame people think we're trying to be James Bond when we really just don't want to go deaf. Also they do look cool.
Shoot a bow. It's quiet, does target shooting, and it doesn't make you look like a chad.
In the words of some guy I forget on CZcams, "silencers turn range day into like, golf." Aka, quiet enough depending on what you're shooting you don't need earplugs so you can like, talk.
Admittedly, the gunshot sound with a suppressor does sound cool.
How are bows not chad shit? You need actual skill and strength to pull it back and keep it there.@@elijahmonroe1367
Yeah a really bizarre US thing to regulate suppressors. Here in the UK and most of Europe it's legally nothing more than a metal pipe. In the UK most rifles come with the suppressor already twisted on - it's considered basic manners to use one to reduce noise for neighbours, communities and others at the range.
I can't believe Shadow Man would betray Nord Man like that.
Top 10 anime betrayals
COME ON MAN AT LEAST SAY SPOILERS
"IH Sponsormaster sends his regards"
Would Raycon Man make an appearance?!
Did Shadow woMan survived that Plane Crash?!
@@lilpyrate8257 why are you in comments! FINISH THE VIDEO FIRST THEN COME TO TALK.
DONT PAUSE THE MASTERPIECE
“They have survived a much worse country”
> Toronto
Am from Toronto, can confirm
@FstSergeant8595 people aren't there willingly lmao. They are born there and now are stuck there.
Edit: same with Calgary and Vancouver.
@@tlebert57 pray for me i am in Toronto
at least it isnt quebec!
yo wtf i just moved there
I'm sure others have mentioned it, but the AR-15's bullet was actually significantly lighter than its contemporaries when it was introduced in 'nam, which was one of the reasons it was initially received poorly. Carrying more ammo and having more manageable recoil was well worth it, but it is weaker than many older guns in that regard.
Yeah compared to the m1 Garand the bullet is like a nerf dart lol. It’s just a really fast nerf dart
It is a 22 caliber bullet with a hell of a lot more powder, so it be moving
5.56 may not be the biggest bullet, but getting shot tends to make you stop shooting even if you live... The goal is to not get shot, not kill everybody. When bob and 3 of his friends are dealing with a gunshot wound, you aren't getting shot.
The problem though is it can be stopped by a particularly thick wall. There's a reason the new XM5 is using big bullets again.
@@plmokm33 Oh yeah, there's pros and cons. My point was that if the "defining feature" of the AR-15 is the "speed and power of the bullet," then while the speed is higher the power is lower.
And as a bonus, if an ar-15 is bruising your shoulder from the recoil, that recoil is lighter than many if not most other rifles.
@@appliedatoms7066 Yeah, I fired an M-16 when I was ten years old, and I was surprised that it didn't have much of a kick at all. Perfect weapon for kids!
I love how this Aussie and Brit know more about guns than the American mainstream media
Never change, Internet Historian. Never change.
It was pleasantly surprising, and encouraging.
I hope they get theirs back! 🤔😕
The guy in the black shirt talking too the the CNN reporter is a retired army general (Mark Hertling), he uses the phrase "full-semi automatic" with a straight face. Dude clearly rode a desk for his career.
I'm now wondering how many Asian people IH observes parking their cars on a daily basis.
I'm always watchin, hiding in the shadows and keepin tabs
I guess you could say you're in@@IHincognitoMode
I suspect between 1 and 100 million give or take 1
@@super_steven booo, take my like
weapon based
Asian here: I park backwards because you’ll thank yourself later when leaving. It’s like fixing your bed when you leave so you come back from work from a bad day, at least you’ll come back to a clean bed.
Ah ha, Proof!
ok racist
I just drive around the parking lot till I find a parking spot that I can pull straight through. Easier than reversing into a spot with my car.
Ok racist
@@yo4156 yeah, and?
helberd would be one of the better weapons for medieval war, its an axe a spear and it has a small scythe for chucking people off horseback
Or a war hammer, like the ones with the pick on one side
@@robotic-race that's probably just a war pick with a hammer on one side.
(Edit) which is most war picks
You gotta be strong and trained to use that. "Soldiers" in medieval wars were just ordinary farmers. That's why the scythe was there. Also other tools like that one for beating up grains (I think to peel them or something), pitchforks, that's the stuff people knew how to use best.
@@juliankohler5086 I doubt scythes were ever seriously used as weapons over most alternatives
@@redditgalaxy1457 That's the thing. They were because there were people who had been using that tool since they were big enough to wield it. And they had sports-like events involving showing off unordinary skills with all sorts of farm equipment.
I mean… the “gay army” thing is why Greek and Roman society - specifically Spartans - actively encouraged romantic* relationships between soldiers. Strong bonds means that not only will you fight harder to keep your paramour alive, but you’re also less likely to abandon the army in the middle of combat.
*the relationships were not (always) necessarily sexual. Being a bottom was frowned upon, as you’re taking the sexual role traditionally reserved for women, but being a top was absolutely fine.
Yeah the more you learn about the Spartans the more you start to realize “oh crap these guys weren’t just about killing people all the time.”
Like… they were the first group of people to give women equal rights. If you were a woman in Sparta you basically had it made!
It's not a good idea in the context of a battle. Fighting a battle is almost never about just killing the enemy, but about completing an objective. While obviously not good if a squad suffers high casualties, the most important part is that objective (move to this spot, recover this Intel, capture this location, destroy X thing) is completed.
Forming bonds with your fellow infantry is important, but the mission always comes first. So if your brother/lover gets shot in an area that would be extremely difficult to get him out of, tossing caution to the wind to recover him would just mean another guy shot. Think the sniper scene from Full Metal Jacket, and they weren't even buttfucking and spreading STIs while on rest. Hell, any conjugation in the military isn't a great idea because fun times with the hookers are great until half of your battalion has the clap and has to go on medical leave.
The gay warrior thing is a romantic concept (no pun intended), but very flawed in execution. Not saying gay guys shouldn't be in the military, but there's a reason why they stay battle buddies.
@@jamescarrino3696 I get what you’re saying, but we can’t compare ancient battle tactics to modern battle tactics.
Large armies were much more scattered and didn’t have a single, state-sanctioned, unified “goal” or mission like contemporary armies do. For example, the Sacking of Rome in 1527. Multiple soldiers from a variety of cities fought under the Duke of Bourbon for vastly different reasons. The German _Landsknecht_ were simply hired mercenaries. Soldiers from Genoa and Milan fought to prevent further sanctions on trade established by the Vatican. Spanish _Tercios_ were there under the order of Charles V. Followers of Martin Luther fought to dethrone Pope Clement VII. The vast majority, including the _Landsknecht_ and the _Tercios,_ simply wanted to pillage some gold. All of these groups wanted different things out of the Sacking, and when Bourbon died before he even scaled the wall, they continued on to complete their own personal “missions”.
I’m sorry if this is a little scattered. I have COVID right now so my brain is very foggy. I hope what I said makes sense tho.
Or the literal gay army, the Sacred Band of Thebes, which was entirely made of Gay men and their lovers
the persians had an elite gay division
Oh hell yes. I had no idea I needed this.
Papa kalash
Can you do a video on the CNN video
The fucking AK man
Hey I know you!
I suprisr to be sure but a welcome one
"Let's say I'm trying to kill you, right?"
"Cool, yeah."
I mean, honestly? Mood.
@@shayden998 same
I learnt to always park in reverse. Because when you arrive into a spot, you can assess your surrounding easily and put the car into the spot safely. But when you leave, if you have to go backward, you can't see much so you're at risk of hurting someone. Also, it's faster to leave this way in case of an emergency.
I do it because the back up cameras are easier. I’m Vietnamese
@@humanperson9443 I never had a backup camera on my personal car . Sad.
The Sword in the Stone’s name is Caliburn, and in order to prove his worthiness Arthur pulled the sword out of the stone and anvil, and then put it back into the solid rock and metal 3 times.
The did not receive Excalibur till he went on a quest looking for it after losing his first confrontation with the Black Knight.
The Lady of the Lake gives Arthur both Excalibur and it’s sheath to Arthur as a gift after he proves his worthiness. Excalibur is perfectly balanced, totally unbreakable, and far lighter than it appears as to give its wielder an advantage of increased mobility in a fight.
Merlin makes a point of pointing out however (following the battle in which Arthur defeats the Black Knight), that the sheath is FAR more powerful than the actual sword Excalibur, as it renders the user completely invulnerable to all harm, (Basically giving them total invincibility).
Everything in this comment is described exactly as in the original text of King Arthur and His Knights.
TL;DR: Excalibur is NOT, nor was it ever at any time, the sword in the stone.
Does Caliburn do anything cool?
@@PALACIO254 it talks to a blue hedgehog
You seem awfully sure about a set of fragmented tales collected over a long af time.
Which version are you working from?
@@korstmahler Fate.
@@korstmahler He's the Infinity Knight, so his dad must've told him
"Murder is Impossible"
thats what a murderer planning a murder would say
"Predator Missiles? They're working in league with the torPEDOES."
20 seconds in and I already love this video.
Tor Pedoes
...I just got that.
I think it's fair to declare that we can all relate to the _"I often like to brandish a wooden stick when I roam the woods on my primal paleolithic grind"_ part of the historumentary.
It's fair to claim it as Universally True. In fact, nobody would dare deny this. I'm positive this might be the most relatable and wholesome thing ever said actually.
*I'm wrong often and I'm wrong asf: for what that's worth.*
26:25 In Thomas Mallory's story of King Arthur, the sword in the stone and Excalibur are two different ones. In later retellings, they simplified it by making them the same sword. I like the original version because its fun to imagine Arthur misplacing or just throwing away the sword in the stone once he gets a cooler sword from some lady in a lake
"Little click out of one..." Is just so applicable to so many situations.
LPL is a gold mine of clips that desperately needs to be cracked open.
@@EmperorSigismund the April fools day videos are the diamonds of his channel
The LPL reference made me want to comment but you've stolen it ;-;
im glad we are all people of culture here
@@theguythatknows I wanted to comment about how the LPL reference was already made but you mentioned that it’s already made.
"It's a weapon designed to inflict MAXIMUM DAMAGE."
"It's a weapon."
The delivery on that killed me
It's...a gun!
By god...
yeah it's supposed to kill
@@limbo3545 >The SPEED and POWERRrRr of the bullet
It's just too good, so much research has gone into making bullets that don't just zip right through their target because that just means they're interacting less with the target and not doing MAXIMUM DAMAGE. You can just FEEL the fear of people having AP rifle rounds radiate off of the FBI or whatever glowie coven pays for this junk.
Full, Semi-automatic
The editor deserves a raise
"Designed to cause maximum damage"
"It's a GUN"
LMAO
"Predator Missiles? They're working in league with the torPEDOS!"
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this.
IH can make the driest statements hilarious.
That's an excellent pun that went over my head until reading your comment.
oh I didn't got the joke when he said it.
Funny meme
dude i cackled loudly when that bit came. such a good pun
Cambodian here! Can confirm the rocket launching at cow thing! The whole "Shooting Range" spot is created for only tourists though (mostly white lol). No locals here do that (for fun or otherwise)! As far as I'm aware, it is extremely rare that someone decided to rockt-launch a cow! It's mainly for promotion/marketing to grab ur attention.
If any of the meat survives can you keep it? Id feel less guilty about doing something like this if I at least got a steak or two out of it.
@@jcoster8291 No idea! Never done it myself. Although for 200$, u should be allowed to take a few tenderloins home (Btw the price could be lower if you bargain. I heard 150$ is possible?) But imagine the logistics of having to walk around searching for the remnants of the carcass though. Would make a hell of an adventure story to include in ur next youtube video though! It'd b like a Logan Paul level of f-up-ness!
As a Cambodian, i can vouch for this
@@Nubmahc Hmmm, so the question becomes are they using explosive frag grenades on them, or shaped charge anti-armor ones, or something else. Some of the stuff you can shoot with an RPG-7 wouldn't make the cow a part of the scenery. =)
Yeah this old memory of an old coworker of mine came up when they starting talking about it. He was on one of those shooting ranges and was offered to use the rocket launcher, but denied cause it was too expensive. He used a couple of rifles and finished by shooting a goat with a machine gun. Insane
Armas.
¡Armas!
¿Soy bueno con un arma? ¡Sí!
¿Estoy llevando un arma? Siempre
¿"Pistolas al atardecer"? ¡Las balas no llegan tan lejos!
Mira esta arma que acabo de hacer.
¡Quedarse quieto!
¿Misiles depredadores? ¡Están trabajando en connivencia con los torpedos!
¿Ataque aéreo táctico? ¿Por qué? ¿Qué se supone que debe hacer el aire?
Todo esto y más de este episodio de: En el campo de batalla.
Thanks for the lyrics
Not 100% accurate but still cool
@@edgarvega5859I tried my best 😅
14:37 I loose it everytime, they are so casual with the "plan a murder"
Interesting fact: Poseidon's three-pronged trident corresponds with Hades' two-pronged bident and Zeus' one-pronged... thunderbolt thing.
Zues’ spear* you mean lol, actually it’s not a spear it’s a thunderbolt is zues’ weapon. He doesn’t have a physical weapon.
Poseidon: trident
Hades: bident
Zeus: spear / lighting bolt
I thought you were just making up words when you said bident, but then I realised I'm retarded.
Zeus doesn't have a weapon like that I'm pretty sure. Lightning bolt doesn't count.
@@minimalgrammar1276 brush up on your stuff, or just use google my man. Its never anywhere stated zues uses any weapon but his lightning
The "little click out of one" clip killed me.
"I'm the Lockpicking Lawyer, and I'm going to defeat this multi-foot lock with just a gun."
This is the lockpickinglawyer and today I’m going to be picking this simple leg attachment lock. As all of you probably already know, this lock is not a very secure one, and we basically already picked one back in episode 420. So without further ado here we go…
"Double-tap him to make sure it was not a fluke."
@@numbersandreality 14:00
came here for this
I would guess that more people park in reverse when the typical parking spot is really small. Once you're good at it, it's easier (in my opinion) to park in tiny spaces in reverse
The Sacred Band of Thebes
Everything that is broken, can be fixed if the country is willing to pay for it.
The editing humor is so high quality on these. It seems more rare these days as more people are just listening to videos instead of actually watching them, also to crank out content quickly. What I'm trying up say is I appreciate you.
When learning how to throw a grenade, you are told many things. The most notable ones include:
1) They will manhandle you to get that grenade out of your grip if you fail to throw it.
2) Don’t be a Watcher.
After throwing the grenade, you’re supposed to take cover immediately. If you don’t, you’re labeled as a Watcher (they will put a W on your helmet) to alert your squad/platoon that yes, this guy could accidentally kill himself, so tackle him out of the way if he Watches the grenade.
There is army strong and army stupid. Don’t be army stupid.
I would most definitely be a watcher, how could you not be? I wanna see things blow up goddammit!
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts if you watch it blow the skin on your head goes with it (at least I think) I plan to enlist, but I *had* (past tense) a friend who went through BCT and told me all the stories. He turned out to be a pedo so blame him if I got anything wrong.
@@Seamstress_ worth.
Thought that 'W' stood for "War Winner". Huh.
Lmao, just the tackle, it would look hilarious
it's been 4 hours and I'm still scared the video isn't over
liar
Hi twitch
forensic files
streamer man
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coom man
A spear and a shield is why the spartans were so good at fighting. In close quarters being able to block and stab from a distance will beat a sword or whatever else. You could even block arrows. However you cannot block a charging explosive cow.
«That is not cannon»
No, it was an RPG
wanted to see how long it would take for the historian to make me do a funny haha, i only made it 5 seconds before he pulled a knife out of the glock mag 😔 u win again
Me too Berd, me too
Bord
idc
Berd is an eternal legend.
Helo dere mister Berd
"Its a weapon designed to inflict maximum damage"
*Yes, as most weapons are designed to*
I'd kinda wager that most weapons are designed to inflict "enough damage", with nuclear bombs perhaps being the exception.
The best part is ARs chambered in 5.56 are designed to injure a man without killing him. It takes two out of the battle with one bullet
What about tranquilizer guns?
MAXIMUM SLEEP DAMAGE
@@azurbadger787 Well... Not exactly, but they are definitely designed to be around half the muzzle energy of older "full power" rifle cartridges. You didn't need all that power to incapacitate/kill the opponent, and it meant the gun could be lighter, it would have less recoil, and the ammo would be lighter so you could carry more of it. Same reasons why Soviets went from 7.62x54mmR to first 7.62x39mm and then the faster 5.45x39mm, it was enough for the distances where most fighting happened, and was significantly easier to control and lug around.
If half of the childhood stories from Internet Historian are true it'd make a hilarious Cinematic Universe. Even if they're all not true, it'd make a hilarious Cinematic Universe.
"It's a weapon designed to inflict maximum damage."
IH: "It's a weapon."
I love the playground style escalation of the "fight" at the end
"Okay, I shot you so you died"
"NUH UH I DODGE AND STARTING RUNNING UP THE STEPS"
This is so true,
X-"This is my Lego Base it is protected by an energy shield."
0-"But, my missile goes straight through shields and carries a nuke."
X-"This missile fires and destroys your nuke!"
O-"You can't fire that missile because you are JAMMED!"
@@Eatmydbzballs well I have a robot that automatically un-jams all of my weapons!
@@Eatmydbzballs technically a missile would pass through energy shield which does not reflect kinetics. You can also only jam guided missiles which isnt needed for static targets (bases)
@@StrazdasLT *THATS WHAT I SAID!!!*
LockPickingLawyer is now canon in the Internet Historian Cinematic Universe, and I for one am deeply satisfied
What?! Where?
@@ckdur 14:00
And Simon "Fisher" as well!
Damn what doesn't this video have. It is a master stroke. Cambodian cow-rocket launcher interplay and discerning whether or not a firearm is silenced.
It's all covered here boys.
Also lindybeige! :D
As someone who backs into the driveway 95% of the time the benefits are:
- as mentioned, frontloading the time and work so leaving is easier
- mirrors make it easier to line up into the spot imo, maybe it's due to practice but it's easier to squeeze into a tight space backwards for me
- kids or moving objects are less likely to be hidden in the back of a parking space, so when I move into the area with more obstacles I have a better view of everything around me before I pull out
21:47 as an asian person who drives, i can confirm that we like to park backwards just because “it makes leaving easier”
We had a saying in the Infantry in the US Army: "We've got the straightest gay dudes and the gayest straight dudes" I'm not sure why but it's definitely a thing.
11b here, i've also heard the saying go like "The army is the most homophobic homoerotic place on earth."
@@F0X_H0UND dude, the times I had my squad leader knock on my door totally nude just wearing a pro-mask swinging his dick and I was like "Eh-its Wednesday" were uncountable.
@@cdc194 Haha hell yeah bro. We used to mess with our medic a lot. At the most random times we'd whip out our dick and ask him "does this look infected to you?" and then we'd call him gay for glancing at it for 0.1 seconds.
@@F0X_H0UND Plus the time I got out of the hospital for breaking my leg and was on morphine for a week. As soon as I was discharged I got piss tested and I was like "I'm going to fail" but got meat gazed anyway... and still passed.
@barnoftheyard Wot
"They're working with TorPEDOS"
Why am I laughing so hard
The PREDATOR missiles and the torPEDOS, a Minor abuse of power
Probably has been posted here before, but there actually was an "elite gay army"; the Sacred Band of Thebes! It was a regiment consisting of 150 pairs of lovers (all male) and was one of the most elite forces Thebes had it's disposal. It was even responsible for ending Sparta's domination of the archipelago at the Battle of Leuctra c:
Based army
Target practice.
which call of duty is this?
Came here to see the denial in the comments. Wasn't disappointed.
@@samaeltheundying Denial?
Suppressed not silenced, helps to disguise firing location reduces recoil (sometimes) obfuscates muzzle flash. I think more noticeable with Sub-sonic rounds as opposed to faster than sound. But I may be totally wrong.
Right after watching the Gentleman Pirate, this just feels like Steed and Quartermaster are having a nice chat about cannon etiquette on the prow together
**eighthmaster
@@DistractedGlobeGuy he's halfmaster in our hearts
So this is where he got that ar-15 for his escape
@@Username-1939t9 And also all over the deck.
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
The last part is just a grown men re-enacting the imaginary battle we imagine as kids, complete with "I teleport behind you" style.
Dont forget about the force fields and forcefield stopping bullets
you can't shoot me, i'm wearing a bulletproof vest made of DIAMONDS.
@@ratboythin8870 well, I have a gun that spits out bullets that can penetrate DIAMOND bulletproof vests!
@@sorcierenoire8651 well i have a forcefield that blocks bullets that can penetrate diamond bulletproof vests so THERE!
people trying to cancel out my attacks by adding new info into the scenario always pissed me tf off as a kid lmao.
I really appreciate the excerpts of Extras in some of your vids
I always thought that the Pillow was to prevent Blood from the impact splashing everywhere and ruining your shirt.
But I haven't tried it yet, so I can't really say that's a real possibility.
As a HEMA practitioner, I am proud that they pointed out the equipment we wear makes us look like bank robbing bee keepers.
Only cool dudes get to wear that. And hazmat suits.
And fencers that are pure chad no virgin
I learned an acronym that is relevant to my interests. Cheers!
@@Zothaqqua Welcome to our niche hobby that is regularly confused for both LARP and Olympic Fencing! I hope you can find a club near you!
The reason why tridents have 3 prongs is water refracts light a bit strangely at an angle so stabbing directly inside might make you miss a bit above or below. The 2 extra points are there to make up for the difference
So... IH is right that 3D 5-prong's the way to go.
It might not be since adding more prongs increases weight and surface area. Both of which might screw with you even more with the extra weight making the trident unbalanced and the increased surface area also increasing drag
@@tiyenin the surface of water tends to only refract along a single vertex so translating extra spear left and right wouldn't do anything.
''Tridents were originally used by fishermen to catch fish. The three prongs on the end made it easier to spear fish because of its heavier weight and larger area of impact.'' - el google.
it's nothing to do with light. it's everything to do with fishing.
@@digital-underworld I mean, with four prongs evenly spaced around the central one, it’d be a good bit more horizontally balanced, if less vertically.
One thing I miss about living back home is being able to sit at a bar with my friends and have these kinds of conversations.
OMFG, I REMEMBER TOXIC WASTE!!! SO MANY MEMORIES!!!!
Fucking LOVED the SHIT out of that candy!!!!!
Also, the sword in the stone was a different, ceremonial sword called "Clarent."
How are you still alive?
@@korhol2065 I ask myself that very same question every night before bed...
"It's actually really hard to pull the pins out of a grenade."
It's almost like they don't want the thing to go boom unless you really want the thing to go boom.
Boom
But what if i want it to accidentally go boom
"Mr Pineapple gave me a ring!"
I guess that's the point
They should connect the grenade to your heart beat and if your heart don't beat for some time it explodes the downside is that you can still be alive if you don't have a beating heart for a certain period of time
I’m from Singapore - basically *everybody* here reverse parks, and you’re taught to do that in driving school. The rationale given is pretty much that it’s safer to do so - when you reverse into a spot, you pretty much know that the area’s clear since you’ve just driven to that spot and everyone can see that you’re backing into a spot to take it. But if you park head in and reverse out, you don’t exactly know that there aren’t any cars nearby (since it’ll always take a while for you to get seated and get ready to leave). Plus, the whole thing about it being faster to leave when in emergencies.
Do you use car for buying grocery and if you do where you place things you buy, my theory is that americans park like this because of way they do shopping
@@RedeemedPaladin We do (at least my family does), and usually we place things in the boot/trunk, or in the backseats. There’s usually just enough space in the rear of each parking space over here to put things in the boot without too much trouble.
Got taught this in my western european country aswell. You just have much better oversight when leaving the spot.
@@RedeemedPaladin We just place it on the hood and hope it doesn't fall off...... But seriously, Do americans reverse park so close to the wall or another car that there is no space left to open the fucking trunk?
@@therodyman700 it hard to squeeze shopping cart between cars, i notice that near supermarkets or hardware stores people parking like normal, near administrative buildings they do it in reverse
The "full semi-automatic" dude is clearly a pro, you can see that due to him being ready with the finger on the trigger even when talking to the other dude 💀
That idiot couldn't even shoulder his rifle properly, and the weirdest thing is that he has a combat action ribbon.
I always thought the pillow wasnt a silencer but is to stop yourself getting splattered in the face with blood
Bless the editor who tolerated them talking about weapons incorrectly. He could have fact-checked them in editing the whole time and he didn't.
aha but here's the thing. fact-checking would be even more work
@UCPe7cVdfiW-ZjcsoSKJIrwg it's well-known that all youtube video editors are firearms experts
I hope our editor is planning to do a reaction video where he spends an hour explaining how wrong they were about everything. I would like and subscribe.
But I never ring the bell. That's how you get haunted recommendations on your home page.
They knew enough to know the difference between full and semi, and that's good enough for me
Yes, because I come to the Internet Historian alt channel for strict, technical excellence, NO MISTAKES.
IH: "Murder is impossible"
Me living in Mexico: Sure thing buddy, sure thing.
Russia here 😬
Yyyyup.
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Stay there, though.
@@deadliestvice5356 sounds like a threat
@@noone3708 It's a friendly warning.
big thing on suppressors, is it saves your ears from major damage, some guns youll still need ear protection but itll be way less bad for long term hearing if you forget to pull it back over your ears if it has a suppressor. only america can find what are essentially safety addons an issue, like the pistol brace which makes it easier for physically disabled people to use guns.
that cnn reporter was not a very good shot if you looked at sheet, most of the shots were by the hand but missed entirely
I live in Japan and I've been told that's how they teach parking at driving school. Also, everyone in Japan backs into the parking space.
Just wanted to say that a morning star doesnt impale you with its spikes, the point of those is to make your armor cave into your body and make it useless. This is a blunt weapon, not meant to penetrate anything and it will never get stuck.
Interesting. That makes a lot of sense
Yeah I played MediEvil once as well
I’m gettin pretty turgid reading this comment, no lie 😶
The spikes are better described as studs, bite into the armour better than a smooth ball would so rather than glancing off, more force is imparted into the armour.
Sharpens morning star and use it to bash fish, win win
Editor deserves a raise, regardless of current rate.
The IH does it himself. But you'd know that if you'd watched all of his videos. Why? Why haven't you [yet]?
@@L.C.Sweeney If you had watch the episode about Food, where they were talking about the drink MOTHER, you can physically see the editor edits himself into the video complaining that he ain't editing more about Mother.
So I reckon is that the editor he hires works on the Incognito episode and helps out on main channel stuff whilst IH does most of the work on main channel.
@@evolifesword5972 yeah true. I just rewatched it and the IH mentions the editor around 4:05. I have seen the IH doing the editing live though so yeah it's probably shared or maybe the IH used to do it all and now he just comes up with ideas or summat.
@@L.C.Sweeney in his Costa Concordia video he talks about him having other editors
I particularly enjoy the editors recurring and highly subtle Digs at Canada.
7:24 love how you made the hole that started the convo disappear
Their chemistry is too good, never seen a pair that funny on this platform, really unmatch
“Candy was 5 cents.”
“Like Rosie from the Jetsons.”
Are you guys like, 60 or something?
amogus time
@@grundierungtaglich6241 He was speaking about their age, not from which decade rosie from the jetsons came from...
edit: wtf
Well now i feel old
@@leophyte9663 amogus time
ever heard of reruns? (and things like food used to be much cheaper not so long ago, quality was higher, too)
You joke, but they actually did the gay army thing in ancient Greece. The Band of Thebes was one of the most feared armies in ancient Greece, and it was completely made up of gay couples, made with that exact rationale in mind.
I was looking for this comment.
Among Us
Alexander the Great destroyed them however the Thebians were known to go to the gymnasium more than the army Alexander had
@@dabtican4953 well it was destroyed by Alexander's dad, Philip of Macedon. But yeah, was there anyone Macedon didn't annihilate?
@@Myname-cb9ru yo mum
Shout out to your editor/animator! Patience of a saint!
Yeah the backing in for parking thing was ingrained into me by mom and dad. I think it has to do with ease of getting out of a spot when the cars next to you end up being really close or if someone parks in the street in front. Actually I'm surprised its not more common in Europe since you guys have narrow streets like we did in HK.
The greatest villain of all time is a guy who reveals everyone's internet history at the worst time.
Black Mirror would like a word
Whats the history gonna do, ruin your life?
@@gracewsho They're too late, South Park did it first
This guy is actually named incognito mode.
so the kid from Assassination Nation
I like how Internet Historian didn't address the elephant in the room: that he could use NordVPN to mask his internet usage while planning his murder.
Wait. Geniune question, would that work?
@@williambutcher7429 hmmmm why do u want to know?🧐🧐
@@williambutcher7429 Well, sort of. Onion over VPN and a virtual machine would do pretty well.
It would only work for his internet search history, and he would have to be on private mode on another computer and start using the browser with the VPN already active.
A guy called kitboga explained some time ago that most of the time, VPNs are useless for the usage of most people.
@@GuitarHeroKing500000 Wow, it's almost as if we looked at the same fucking joke!
I rewatch incognito mode videos a lot, but this one has clips that I don't have even the foggiest memory of watching. Normally I can remember things really clearly once my memory has been jogged, but this is really throwing me for a loop.
I maintain courthouses for a living. Each sheriffs office in the building has a 10x10 wall (enclosed mind you) of all the things they’ve seized from inmates.
I have an Asian friend. His name is Enma and he slays dragons
Ayy nice to see you here shuck
Eyy, One Piece. I get that reference
Does he happen to be Dragonborn?
If so, he needs to get rid of Nazeem.
Cool
Komodo's are an endangered species
“It’s designed for maximum damage”
So a weapon
you just have to say it ominously or else it doesnt count
Nerf guns aren't guns.
Ordinary things, you can drive 4 different tanks at juniper leisure near Winchester, UK. Armourgeddon near leads (I think) you can play tank paintball. Would highly recommend both, enjoy.
Re: the pillow thing. 120dB vs. 100db is a factor of 100x quieter, it's a logarithmic scale. Sound gets quieter as a function of the distance cubed, so if your shot is 100x louder, that means that you could hear it 4-5 times further away. No, the pillow doesn't "silence" the shot like it does in a movie, but it really significantly reduces the area over which it could be heard.
Re: sword vs spear, it's a pretty well-accepted fact that with untrained fighters the spear wins every time. I think IH wins that fight.
I’m literally crying and shaking. Shadow man would never do this to a fellow ad hero 9:40 😭😭😭😭
next episode is gonna be so great, can't wait to find out how nordman survives having his head shredded to nothing
@@nicholaslogan6840 pretty sure he was using a VPN so he'll be fine.
top 10 anime betrayals
suppressors do reduce the noise a firearm makes as it discharges, but what they don't do is reduce the supersonic crack the bullet makes as it flies through the air (which is where most of a guns noise actually comes from). you can buy subsonic ammo and using it in conjunction with a good suppressor can make a firearm very very quiet, almost movie quiet, but in doing so you quite heavily reduce the bullet velocity and effective range thus making the weapon much less lethal.
It also doesn't make the mechanical noises of the firearm itself silent and as anyone who's used one knows slides and bolts are loud as shit
@@jyrone3943 and duct tape, just duct tape ejection port
"it just works" - Todd Howard
Oh yea, I read it wrong.
yeah and you gotta get the firearm fine tuned by a professional gunsmith to make sure that no gas escapes from the reciever and on top of that use puling gel in the supressor. If you don't fire it in an enclosed space it could be almost completely quiet excluding the cycling mechanism.
@@jyrone3943 wd40 does little to oil or lubricate your firearms, more the opposite, however it is very good at getting rid of any water (take it apart first) as the wd40 will simply evaporate
23:50 I've thrown a grenade several times in the army (mandatory in my country) and I can tell you that the pin does not come off easily. You can probably pull it with your teeth but it will either hurt like hell or you'll crack your teeth, probably both. Some of the guys couldn't pull it off at all, so there's that...
Dude the grenade day was the scariest part of Basic for me. I was so nervous about that little bomb that I didn't wait for the sergeant to tell me to throw it and I just hurled it as soon as that pin was out.
@@snaptrap5558 frankly pretty reasonable
I love coming back to these in the field episodes omg
Nord should pay you whatever you ask for. I’ve seen more Nord sponsors than I can count, and none have me telling my friends to watch them like yours. It’s the only sponsor breaks I ever watch without fast forwarding.
100% agree
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Stop kissing his ass already 💀
By this point he should be their head of marketing and have a seat at the Board of Directors.
@@Italy-rj2eb yes
It's probably super fun to play DnD with them XD
It's always a pleasant surprise to see our favorite MK scaley on comment sections.
Soy comment
@@LupisGoat soy comment indeed
@dwh dnc
@@LupisGoat did you not see the end of the video?
"Silencers" are "echo supressors", it affects the echo thus making it harder for enemy to locate where the fire it coming from.
A common misconception with “silencers” is their name, the actual term is a suppresser with silencer just being a nickname
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@@ivgorm9365 I literally learned this from watching the history channel once when I was 10
How does that make me a nerd
@@ivgorm9365 oH wOw I aM sO cOoL
Maxim Heram Percy, the guy who invented them or at least the first commercially successful one, named them silencers in his patent.
The Spartans totally did that whole, “soldiers fight better if they’re boinking their fellow solders” thing and it apparently saw results.
Even if the Spartans didn't, the feudal lords and samurai of Japan often had sexual relationships with one another. Oda Nobunaga certainly had one with his page, Mori Ranmaru.
@Bronski Turboski Thebes did that, Spartans only were “loyal” because their whole live was their unit
Interesting, makes sense. I wonder how much more efficient they were at fighting?
The Romans did not want soldiers to boink each other to preserve discipline but they still totally boinked. Officers would often try and get with soldiers they found attractive and some even tried to rape soldier but rape was a big nono if done to men or women unless its unto the people of a town or army you just conquered so there are recorded incidents of soldiers killing their officers after they tried to rape them and they didn't get punished and instead were congratulated.
historians after the church toke over basically pretended and hide the fact same sexe boinking was a common thing because they banned all form of sex unless it's for procreation. but the fact is they didn't need or have a word that directly translate to the word gay, they had no concept of homosexuality. They were just porking each other cuz it felt good and having romantic relationship with men or women was the same
All in all, the people of ancient times were more "based" sexually then "LGBT" people today with all their need for categorizations and shit. Heck, rape was illegal what ever your social class and sexes were. The consensus at the time is that someone who has been raped does not need to feel ashamed of themself that you were a guy, a women or even a prostitute of any gender and the romans were kinda sexists by judging a relationship by who was the penetrator and they still didn't treat a raped man like a slut or a failure.
The roman were wierd about the penetrator thing. if you were trying to be a senator and liked it up the ass, you were a weak man because you "liked to be dominated" and people totally made fun of you but the thing is that probably all guys tried it up the ass in secrete and would hide it. Like it was acceptable to like it up the ass only if you were of a lesser social rank then the dude penetrating you unless you were a woman so literally for the roman, anal was a class thing and if karl marx was borne a roman, das kapital would be totally a different book about it being alright to take it up the ass.
that was the sacred band and other units. not the spartans
Nobody expects the Spanish internet historian
i see what you did there
I get that reference
But we need it in our lives.
The parking thing is very simple.. it’s easier to reverse into the space and it’s easier to pull out of the space facing forward..
As an Asian living in Malaysia we park our cars backwards in first for multiple reasons, the main reason is to be able to look clearly left and right when getting out of the parking spot as that causes most of the parking accident. The other reasons are stated in the video like allowing people to instantly recognize your vehicle from the front and to leave faster during an emergency
There’s a privately owned museum in Dubois, Wyoming that will let you drive WWII tanks if you’re friends with the owner (he’s a really nice man who loves history and showing off his cool shit).
There's a company in Texas where you can pay to drive tanks around.
@@smittywjmj yes but do you gain a friend?
These small private museums are the best. They're usually run by a kindly old feller who knows everything about every part of his collection.
@@Zorro9129 Indeed. This one in particular had a son who died serving in the military, so now that no-one would be able to inherit his money really, he decided to spend it buying like 100 military vehicles from nearly every point in time in the twentieth century from nearly any nation you can think of.
Not to mention that he has a TON of historical guns from the revolutionary war up until now including the gun that fired the first shot at the battle of bunker hill and even General Pershing’s Kolibri and General Patton’s M1911!
That sounds amazing.
Now I want a sort of “editors cut”, where the editor explains everything they got wrong in the video.
“Pump Aciton” at 7:37
@@samharradence5689 nah id say that's an apt description of a pump action firearm.
@@Blazberry_Yaint the typo
I want a "full semi-auto" special
Technically we already have an editors cut showing everything they got right... (nothing :D)
1 - Polearms and other very LONG weapons are BY FAR the superior weapon of war for actual melee combat. 2 - Parking a car in reverse in a parking spot is objectively safer because you are avoiding having to back out in reverse. Instead the time your doing the reverse driving is from the point where you are in the middle of the street with full visibility (and also your car approaching the spot from the lane ensures the area is immediate area behind it is already "clear" (besides your car)) instead of from the inside going out where you could have huge blind spots if there are large cars parked right next to you.