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Guest: SumitoMedia - / superkinkyninja
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I appreciate the 5 mid rolls in such a video
laughs in adblock*
that's why he's the master hustlerpeneur
*Laughs in YT premium
@@pauloricardo-wn6ps cries in mobile app
@@solsolsolomon damn you don't gotta flex that hard
"Hello"
"I'm on break"
Spoken like true customer service
Well, he IS from indian descendancy
The delivery on that line had me in stitches
That fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do I always find these comment at axact same time that scene plays?
@Enderpro Dude, this is helpless.
If facts happened to count to these people, BLM would never happened. Nor the arrest/death. Nor the bullshit statistics, or "autonomous" zones...
We entered dystopian times when humankind decided to ignore facts. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show for years to come.
I fucking lost it at "Nord of the Rings Trilogy" and "I'm just a Nordinary Man." That was absolutely genius.
You “lost it” yea I’m sure you did huh
@@milford2781 do you hate it when people compliment humour? how miserable are you?
some people do crack up laughing, "nordinary man" got me smiling irl
gatekeep others' amusement because you can't find amusement yourself
nordinary man was my boiling point
@@milford2781 Yeah, lost it. Cracked up. Laughed my ass off. Found it absolutely fucking hilarious. Tried to keep a straight face and couldn't because it was such a fantastic play on words that I couldn't help but laugh.
You should try it sometime, I'm sure everyone around you would thank you for removing the stick you've lodged so far up your ass.
@@AdamOwenBrowning Misery loves company man, that's why he does it. Some twisted notion that makes him believe that if he makes other people feel as miserable inside as he does, then he won't feel that way anymore.
Truly, it's sad.
The fact that the cop asked about futurama by name is just stupidly hilarious.
The fact that the cop asked about futurama by name is just stupidly hilarious.
The cop didn't ask for Futurama.
@@luckycatdad8369 nor did he say so. He said he asked ABOUT it.
You knew what he meant, if you're going to nitpick some small detail atleast get the detail right.
I imagine he was driving behind the guy watching too until an episode came on that he didnt like
@@stevenyoung9738 the original comment I replied to said for. After I placed my comment they subsequently changed their comment. My comment was correct at the time I made it.
"Find a problem that the customer has and solve it with the pen."
"nOtHiNg wIlL FiT In mY UrEtHrA"
10/10 video
Haha 💀
"I have six years in this profession."
"Hello-"
"I'm on break"
I lost it at that, lmao
I saw the video
And the Academy award goes too....
Did 5 years of sales, can confirm
Too fucking good haha
"I'm just a Nordinary man"
fucking brilliant
6:56
@@zeikjt seriously thank you for the time stamp, I was about to spend way too much time looking for it lol
*brilliant*
give this man a Gold medal
It fucking killed me
"who gives a countdown for police brutality?" one of the most iconic lines on this channel
I do
Can I just say... Sumito deserves an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his roll as Shadowman in Enter the Nord.
"He's starting to believe" lmao
I read this as enter the N word as I was scrolling and laughed so hard I choked on my water
isn't this worth signing up for...? !
whatever nord pays this man, it's worth every fucking penny.
If anything, they're not paying him enough. Literally the only ad read on YT that I not only don't skip, but I eagerly await.
@@kingj282 hearing “add thyme” perks me right up
@@811chelseafc "Adover" is my least favourite phrase
ye
we need movie
yea, I'm pretty sure this is the only channel I watch NordVPN ads on as well, or any ads in general.
The Nord Ads Cinematic Universe lore is surprisingly deep
The promo is actually one of the best parts of the video
Oh man I love those. Such a treat
Time for the sequal
I wonder when we'll get a Film Theory on it.
It's difficult for me to keep up the canon. Is it a shared universe with Raid Shadowman?
Internet Historian is the only creator I've ever watched that makes ads so good I actually look forward to seeing them
Same bro
Too bad companies don't put the effort into their ads. Or sometimes their products
@@authorofgriz yeah they just go the corporate "safe" route which ends up being very bland and repetitive.
Nah, not even Internet Historian will make me not use CZcams Vanced, God I despise any form of ads.
Internet Historian and Internet Comment Ettiquette with Erik are the only two channels I don't skip the ads on.
"Jack me in"
"...that's kinda...that's kinda gay"
His ads never cease to make me laugh even after rewatching
Whatever Nord VPN is paying him, is not nearly enough...
It'd be even better if they aren't paying him anymore.
@@winterborn735 they're like
"oh shit!"
😂
"He's still doing the ads!"
🤣
@@TheTrueChuckNorris 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want this to be a whole movie now
he gets a lifetime of free nord plus 4 months free
“i have 6 years in this professionally.”
“Hello-“
“i’m on break”
best joke in the whole video 100%
That's where I lost it, too.
Really it wasnt the 911 or the pen in the urethra joke?
His ad reads are so good. Only channel that makes ads part of the entertainment.
I see your statement and raise you a Ssethtzeentach
@@MrMessiah2013 touche, sir. Well played.
Dead Meat and Glimbus would like a word with you.
He makes ads you want to watch rather than want to skip. If I had an advertising firm I would offer him stupid amounts of money and resources to make my ads.
You haven't lived until you've seen a Lazerpig ad.
Sumito: "I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally."
*Both get into character*
IH: "Hello!"
Sumito: "I'm on break."
I'm ded.
Sumito: "I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally."
Both get into character
IH: "Hello!"
Sumito: "I'm on break."
Sumito: “I will like to remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally.”
*Both get into character*
IH: “Hello!”
Sumito: “I’m on break.”
Sumito: "I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally."
Both get into character
IH: "Hello!"
Sumito: "I'm on break."
Sumito: "I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally."
*Both get into character*
IH: "Hello!"
Sumito: "I'm on break."
Mimicry
An ad played DURING ad time. Historian is just raking it up today.
this really ads a new episode to the series
He's just a Nordinary man
@@daviddavis1322 in a Nordinary world
Adception
I wonder if he also got paid by Adobe, Mentos, Bic pens, Optus India, Bengali Cement, Bounty Chocolate & Towels, Coyote Urine, Cat Licking Tongues and Bezos
But probably just Nord Shadow Legends though.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a pen is a good guy with a pen
Pens. Lots of pens.
Then the police will take out the good pen. Sad world.
Ha! He said pen is!
pen island, a classic
I think you meant a good guy with a pen is?
The twitch skit has to be by far one of the funniest improvs you guys have done together
The "Pen" segment was pure genius. Felt like you would qualify at a job like Wolf of Wallstreet.
Sucks that Sumito got horribly killed by police after he got over his cancer.
Oh, I must've misheard something. I thought the police were trying to shoot the cancer out of his body, now I feel like a dummy
@@kidkangaroo5213 I thought the cancer was trying to shoot the police out of his body
@@jblazerndrowzy That is an entirely different video on a very different site.
Its fine, they can rebuild him... using pens...
Life is but a bullet, then you're Brian's splashed ads to the wall
If you blink fast enough, does life become a popup-ad?
does that make blind people have popup blocker?
Good question. I wonder if it becomes stop motion animation.
Everytime I close my eyes.... I see only HIS face....
*Chargeman Ken*
@@MsDancecommander if you were to blink every 0.0416 seconds it would be 24 fps essentially making it a movie.
it’s an unskippable ad
I’ve been watching incognito for years and it’s just dawned on me. Internet historian is LITERALLY playing DND with guests. Love it
The cat slowly falling out of the picture in the background between 13:54 13:59 and 14:06 was a nice little easter egg
"I'm just a nordinary man" That's it, that's the peak of online marketing right there
this had me crying
This is litterally a low budget POC for a nordinary man commercial. Man must be SWIMMING in ad offers.
Thatll do too.
Fuckin glorious
Now we just need ordinary things doing a nordinary ad for NordVPN
“Who gives a countdown for police brutality” may be the funniest joke in the entire video LMFAO
Fancy seeing you here 👀
@@Fizzsama oh hi XD
glad you said it because if someone else didn't i would have.
The LAPD with 5 thousand pounds of fireworks in a residential neighborhood: Hold my beer.
i fucking cried when i heard that and went straight to the comment section. aaand here we are.
The Sumito giggle at the Bengali kid in the ad is very pure.
the tiny edits on the "hang in there" poster from 13:52 are brilliant
"If mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then what are they cell-ing?" Now that's my new catchphrase 😂😂😂
In a previous video he once said "if the universe is so big, why won't it fight me?" and I still haven't forgotten about that, I still chuckle out loud to myself about it
@@katevgrady ahh yes I agree
"I'm just a Nordinary man" this deserves an Emmy
I can't even say that in my head with a straight face.
I was really expecting the sell me a pen test was going to be he killed the wife to set up the interview haha
7:05 usb plug-in sound for internet cable 😂
You and Sumito are extraordinarily good at improv. I bust my sides laughing every video, even on rewatches
"I'm just a Nordinary man" Internet Historian truly is a wordsmith XD
"living in a metherial worm"
"From the makers if 'Nord of the Rings'"
He's pretty genius, yeah.
Fuck ads, including Internet Historian's
Lol
You mean nordsmith
The Nord ads are getting so fucking good , we need a full movie.
I mean....it WAS a movie trailer.....
Legit better than the rest of the video, and that's saying a lot because the video is awesome!
id pay for that
RayconMan v Nord
I want to connect to Russia like in the add
10:40 its really interesting how many of these ads had a "random young people who previously didnt know each other but celebrate their small victory over older person" moment. because you know, only cool hip young people use mentos!
Sumito is so amazing at improv, these two have the greatest chemistry
"If mitochondria, the powerhouse of the cell, what are they selling?"
He's finally asking the right questions
shut it down, he's asking the DANGEROUS questions
He's beginning to believe...
@@GhostLink92 Yes, I was hoping someone would comment this.
ATP.
They sell you power
I'm convinced NordVPN doesn't even care if he makes them money, they just love the ads so he just emails them and they're like "how much money you want this time?"
This guy's sponsored ads are the best. I clicked on this video because I was hoping it would be a compilation of all his sponsored ads.
"I only ever speak with my moms, i know how to talk about food and how to argue, and besides that my bengali is useless"
I can't breath XD
IH: "Hello-"
S: "I'm on break..."
Fuckin killed me xD
You can really see those years of job experience shine through.
He could not have done better ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ
(Greetings from Germany)
thats my usual move to
@@jnmaerz Würde zurück grüßen, aber ich mach gerade Pause.
Bounty chocolate paper towels would probably sell like hot cakes tho.
They'd probably smell like them too.
What about Bounty chocolate hot cakes
Damn. Now I want chocolate hot cakes.
‘Cleans up your messes on the way out.’
Hot cakes don't even sell like hot cakes
5:28 Internet historian watching trash taste is a combo i did not expect
the amount of work that goes into the nord ads is just out of this fucking world, legendary!
That NORDVPN ad is honestly better than most movie trailers this day.
Made me want to buy one.
Wait until u see his ad for " Raid Shadow legends".
Search it up on CZcams and watch that masterpiece of an ad
I wanna see this movie so bad😂
Internet Historian ads are the best ads I've ever seen
NORDVPN movie when?
SM:"i have 6 years in this"
IH:"hello"
SM:"im on break"
He truly is a professional
Sounds bout right
I don't know how Historian does it, but he knows how to make Ads, like, extremely entertaining.
I legit look forward to them
"We where playing halo multiplayer." He says as the dudes are on a playstation
“Who gives a countdown on police brutality?”
best line in the video imo
The Cloaker
@@_Wombat Agreed
This goes with Sumito V Police in that ghost video from the third channel.
19:45
"Who gives a countdown for police brutality"
That had me dying
@1990skelly well fine then Barry
Did I miss where this was?
@@Firecracker048 right at the end of the video
That shit was hilarious
@1990skelly you must be the type of person that doesn’t laugh at cancer jokes because some people have cancer
Using Rick Perry's 2012 campaign ad starting at 18:25 is easily the most underrated part of this video, these edits always have so many layers
holy shit is that the fabled mister ryan
Internet historian: let’s roll play you being a salesman and I’ll be a costumer
Sumito: I will remind you I have done this 6 years professionally.
RP: Begins
IH: Hello?
Sumito: I’m on break
🤣
“Who gives a countdown for police brutality?” has got to be one of the best lines I’ve ever heard from Sumito
Best joke!
"ill call you if it turns out the ghost is black" is a better one in my opinion
@@dustierwand I was about to quote that :L
Someone with their bodycam on.
glad to see this appreciation
I appreciate how I got an ad, in between the nord ad in a video about ads. Adception?
Didn't we all?
Adaptation?
@@arstotzkanatthedmz4486 adception?
My ad is bigger. Not better. Just bigger.
What's up checkmark
"Hello"
"I'm on break"
That exchange had me dying
I am so happy that I've found this YT channel. After binge watching the entire Ordinary things channel, I was left with a lot of regret for not doing it slowly and thus leaving more of that sweet, sweet content for the future.
But now I've found a CZcamsr that not only has a similar type of content, but also creates collaborations with the Ordinary guy.
10/10, would binge watch this and the main channel as well.
Accidentally hit thumbs down, I hate when I do that. I meant to say the gentleman pirate!! That one has Ordinary Things as a lead role! 👍🏻👍🏻 they’re both excellent but I am a new Sumito fan, he’s hilarious!
"I'll remind you I have 6 years of this professionally but ok"
"Hey I-"
"I'm on break" HAHAHAHA
it's too real
Why did I click on this, it literally says its ads?
Oh yeah it’s him. He’s the best at ads.
Yes
Reyd Shady Leggends
Braid shallow leg ends
Reggae Salmon Lawyers
A resounding amen.
to the editor: man, i love you, you are amazing. you made me laugh so hard with the settings. im pausing every 5 seconds trying to wipe the tears of my eyes
Sumito seems to be the one that best understands what to do in these kind of videos :D
That sucks that Sumito died from cancer or COVID or whatever, but I'm glad he got better
Covid of the ass
@@AlleonoriCat I thought it was blood cancel
Then he gets shot by the police, dude can't catch a break.
Ball cancer
"I'm just a Nordinary man"
Saddest moment in all media history
I read that as "Nonbinary man"
I think that Nord ad was the best I've ever seen
That Nord ad is a masterpiece
Internet Historian is the only person whose ads I don’t immediately skip
sponsorblock too op
Boycott shroud
His and Erik's ads tbf
I watch just for the ads where else do you hear "Jack me in, that's kinda gay" to advertise a product?
I do it out of principle.
These ads just get better and better. No one does them like Historian
Honestly I was fully expecting just 20 minutes of classic Historian shitpost ads and would have watched it several times over. Give us the Historian-Ad-Cinematic universe already.
I've seen a lot of funny or interesting ads but none comes closer to this
Flashgitz does pretty well
It honestly is really hard to find anyone who can make ads so entertaining like IH.
Internet comment etiquette also has really good ads
I just realised he has a hot tub for hot tub streams 🤣🤣🤣
I love rewatching these! They are amazing and very well edited. What I caught this time... the hang in there cat! Fell and clung to the bottom of the poster frame then was gone completely! lol
Dammit Historian, it took me three decades to get that Mentos tune out of my head and now it's back in!
Yup
You thought you were safe!
When was this aired? I think I never heard it. Either 30 isn’t old enough or they Never brought this to europe
Mentos: The Freshmaker!
I think that specific mentos ad with the bench is some of the first english I learned...
"I will remind you I have 6 years in this professionally"
"Hello"
"I'm on break"
Absolutely fucking hilarious.
The cmeo of ordinary things got me that was damm good
Me at Work:
I dont understand
He's a natural.
I don't know why but "uhhh... a gun. Bang bang bang bang bang."
Always makes me laugh.
Sumito actually did a pretty good job selling that pen.
"I'm just a Nord-inary man" Ty for that joke my Nord.
This shit is a solid 20min performance. Not a dull moment.
fr this is some great content and the skits are amazing
So what you’re saying is basically that he was dull for 6 seconds.
i too am Shocked.
Idk the Jeff Bezos paper towel skit, was a bit of a miss
Real talk, It's not like this is exempt from criticism but it is very well written & played out. They sound great, the vibe/chemistry is spot on.
For 20min of quips and random skits it is very very solid :)
6:56 this is glorious
9:28 That's fantastic
Meanwhile, the Mayor in New York is asking for the citizens to turn off their ACs during a heatwave instead of turning off the ads of Time Square
I hate my Mayor.
Well you can't ask a corporation to change it's behavior, that would be like if cultural marxism and critical race theory had a homosexual baby while destroying christmas!
@@Doombacon call me crazy, but.....
10$ he doesn't turn his off in his big ass house
Meanwhile he has AC blasting in his mansion.
Honestly guillotine city politicians, have you seen what their wearing? They are basically asking for it.
The beauty of the Adobe skit.
"I'm on Break" sent me for like a solid minute.
comedic genius
Man, I'm being followed by Ads. Weird.
I love the end salesman bit
"Hello"
"I'm on break"
The "I'm on break" made me laugh way harder then it probably should have.
"If they're called ads, what are subtracts?"
*10 questions science can't answer*
From the same creator of :
Who let the dogs out ?
What does the fox says ?
Annie are you ok ?
Are you winning son ?
Dont forget about:
If universe is so big then why wont it fight me?
@@incrediblehobson8479 The universe fights you every day.
(spoiler alert: you're losing)
@@jorgamund07 I don't believe you, I'll put my money on Incredible Hobson
Shoplifting
XD
“Sell me this pen”
“Ok, how are you?”
“Terrible, my wife was murdered with a pen”
Yes, that's a transcript of something in the video.
Great comment.
what should i feel about this comment
@@XDRosenheim Pee is stored in the balls.
@@ThatOneMurro GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@@ThatOneMurro Pee is stored in the balls, in the balls.
Omg, I’m so glad I didn’t find this channel earlier, I’m laughing two days in a row in a time I really need it
Great Video! *This is the best series on CZcams and this episode is extremely hilarious*
"Male with very little purchasing power outside their parent's creditcard." That hit way too close to home.
kkkkkkkkk, you'll get over it, bro, you'll see
"I'll remind you that I have 6 years experience professionally, but okay."
"Uhh, hello!"
"I'm on break"
Seems about right for minimum wage.
Even the real ad killed it
You have the most amazing adverts! "I'm just a Nord'nary man!" xD Absolutely joyous watching your content man!
"Who gives a countdown for police brutality?!"
"We always start firing on 2."
Sumito: "I'm on break."
Steve the improv guy: "No you're not."
We need the rerurn of Steve
@@masterzoroark6664 yes
redemption arc
"Your dead!"
"You're dead"
12:50
I thought it was
"Let's startle Ryan!"
I had a really bad nightmare, and it's barely 6am, and I was pretty shaken up and now I'm crying from laughing silently at this to not wake the house up. My entire body is shutting down.
reminds me of when i unknowingly was on an infomercial channel waiting for the marketing to stop and play a tv show. I was watching for like 40 minutes.
One foster home I was at only had the infomercial channel. I was watching a lawnmower commercial for 4hrs hoping it will end eventually. There was nothing else to do at the house anyways.
@@randomkrieger2625 That sounds miserable
@@thegumonyourshoes It was but it's kinda funny. Sounds like something out of a cartoon.
"It will mean something racist within a couple of weeks."
Dude IH gives better commentary than all of The Media combined. 😂
Also, Bengali Bois represent!
Omg I just noticed the cat in the "Hang In There" Poster couldn't hang on and fell! 🤣
I like how the Nord adverts seem to be under the sole creative licence of internet historian. The ads alone are basically a mini series 🤣
"I'm gonna be honest I wasn't listening I was thinking about my ex-wife"
"Brilliant"
"She took so much from me and I don't think she even used Bounty paper towels"
"Yeah they're not great"
jjjjjmjjjjj
@@Italy-rj2eb what
Bounty is great though
@@thiccdaddydaequan4729 ur mom?
I dunno, i was just feeling immature 😆
@@noskalborg723 Lmao you made me laugh, it’s all good
“If the universe is so big, why wont it fight me?”
Your too big for it to deal with
It does. Life is pain.
An Internet Historian Classic!
It when your crush rejects you: *laughs in sith lord*
yo mamma so big but she wont fight you anyway
4:41 -microwave beeps, 4:47 -laugh from internet historian, mouthful of microwaved food