I believe that each and every guy on here has actually had the sex they describe here, and i know that each and every one of those times they completely dissappointed their left hands.
Speaking of Cosby, he has been hit with food and had food thrown at him in prison. I specifically found an article about how someone hit him with a stale hot dog bun. Not sure why we needed to know that it was stale, but it was kind of funny.
Unless it’s during the first day. If you use the porta loos in the first 2 hours, it’s fine. Also, at the festival I went to, they cleaned them out daily. So, if you used them in the first 2 hours it was ok, 4 hours, you would have to look harder for a loo, 6 hours, there was one loo which was clean, but ran out of loo roll(this is why I bring hand sanitizer and loo rolls) and 12 hours there is no loo rolls. Better hope you have some else you better not need to shit and 18 hours, then its a last resort for anything.
It was, and yes, it was I WHO MADE THAT POST, I know Sorrow doubted my story, but who could blame someone so alone he has to make internet videos? Haha, neigh I merely jest, but the story is true I assure you. The most amazing part was being unable to tell which fluids were mine, hers or the 130+ previous occupants. All I know is it was a brown, sweaty, sticky mess. And I had sex.
"People believe in God, why can't you believe in the power of my boner?" is such a powerful sentence. And I love how he doesn't get mad at these people for not believing him, it kinda makes it more believable.
The only people who don't have a job right now, at least in the US, are people who are disabled, lazy or have a trust fund. I guess that makes it kind of a low bar. The real question should be "how fucking crazy are you?" They're going to be some kind of crazy, it's unavoidable. It's most important to separate the "I HAVE to make my bed FIRST thing" crazy from the "I'm gonna chop you up and put you under my bed first thing" kind of crazy.
Because insecure people over-glorify sex(especially casual sex, the most boring shit I can ever imagine) and many of them actually think that sex changes you in some way, or makes you "wiser". With men is particularly tragic, since many apparently don't think you're at their level if your dick hasn't been is some pussy. Meaningful relationships and love is what really change a person, but they'll understand it when they're old and alone.
Parents push saving your virginity until marriage while teens glorify it in order to rebel against parents which then leads to any adult or teen for that matter feeling insecure that they are one of the few virgins for their age. The funny thing is teenage sex is just you assuming everyone else is doing so you say you're doing to fit in.
"How can you not like Game Of Thrones? Sex scenes, naked ladies..." That's precisely why I DON'T like Game Of Thrones. Also the incest part. *And the Starbucks coffee.*
Dude. Magnum condoms have little difference to regular condoms (same width and 0.20 inches longer). They are just *total marketing brilliance* targeted at self conscious men. The kind of man who picks that box up and goes to the young, hot cashier *totally by accident*
Truffle Oil. Pre, during, and post. It generally moisturizes, as well as being a good lubricant. I would be more concerned about the incoming heart attack from the half-bottle of viagra you would have to guzzle to keep a woody for that long, even if you weren't fucking.
Absolutely no! Truffle oil being near a vagina is a truly awful idea! Water based lube will work fine guys. No need to get the vinaigrette ingredients on the pussy.
ive been genuinely sore before, but it was after hours of non stop sex. so if a girl is saying shes sore after like 10 minutes she probably just didnt enjoy it. doesnt always mean shes lying tho, she could just be sore or tired
@@userequaltoNull Maybe, but it doesn't make it right for people to use an uncontrollable mental disorder as an insult towards people being a cunt of their own volition
imagine if people used physical illnesses the same way they used autism. like you'll find someone being mildly stupid/a cunt online and tell them to stop having irritable bowel syndrome or smth
I can't tell what's cringier. The ones that are obvious blatant lies, or the ones that are true but they still feel the need to puff themselves up in public and on the internet
That would be over so fast, The incels would instantly get pissed and think that the power of reddit would let them win, the chads would see them coming and just a swift light punch they all would get knocked out
"So, I was walking in the woods yesterday-" "I had sex in the woods one time. How much sex do you have? Probably not as much as me lolololol!" *Gets slugged in the jaw*
3:46 It is so creepy that guy is using a little kid as his avi and saying that shit. Though I have a feeling by the way he is talking that he probably is that kid.
@ItsYa Boi DUDE!! I saw Pickle Pants too! I can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard at this... But in all seriousness, I also agree with.... with OP.
4:04 lol her face of utter disgust and disappointment gets me every time! I am a virgin myself, since I’m a Christian, and whenever I wonder what it would be like if I decided not to continue this way of life, I just remember these posts and suddenly feel so secure in my life choices
Oh GOD I see so many cringy, gross t-shirts working in retail. Lots of braggy frat boy stuff. My least favorite is this guy who's wearing his "why beer is better than women" shirt every time I see him. It's so gross that I can never bring myself to read all of the "reasons", but two of them are "beer is always wet" and "beer never changes its mind after you get the top off". ...the first one sounds like more of a you problem than a fault with this hypothetical woman (maybe step up your game?), while the second is just... no. You have the right to revoke consent or change your mind at any point. Nobody owes you sex. Complaining about that is really, really creepy. .....Anyway, gross shirts DO serve a good purpose. Lets you know who to avoid right away.
Yeah, you're someone I would avoid. You're like the feminists who always complain about the patriarchy. If you're that hung up on a jokey shirt, that's pretty stupid, but worse? It's "creepy" to be annoyed at when a girl changes her mind, *in the middle of sex*? That's the dumbest thing I heard. Sure, everyone has the right to give or revoke consent... But that doesn't mean you do it **in the middle of something you already consented to**. Bet you wouldn't like it if guys did that, huh? Then we're indecisive pussies, while when girls do it they're blameless victims. If someone revokes consent in the middle of whatever - they're assholes. male or female, case closed. Stay the fuck away from them.
Jesus is a a Mexican name. It's pronounced differently than the Jesus from religion. And there is a stereotype that Mexican's always work in lawn care.
Alt Right Black Knight Not really. While I get the fear of being accused of rape his mindset came off like "Yeah I'm not doing this against your will solely because I could be in jail." Which is not understandable. I'm pretty sure it's a joke so whatever I'm not gonna call him a rapist or anything(because I know I've made some questionable jokes,) but it just had creepy undertones is all.
2:29 I like to think the guy stood there saying nothing for a literal minute before saying 18. The whole group is wondering if he had even heard her or they thought he just froze in fear. The woman had already left, weirded out by the group of teenagers. Then, when he says 18, his friends just look back at him, “What’d you say, Brian?”
"Pussy ain't worth a court case" can we, like, make this isn't an actual thing? Like I wouldn't wear it on a shirt, but I want it to be on a shirt anyway?
That Bill Cosby shirt just fucking reminded me. Did anybody watch Little Bill on Nickelodeon when they were young? Cause I remember that show now and with Bill Cosby’s entire arrest and other shit, my brain was like “hold up”
This is like the STD version of humble brag
You...Actually have a really good point.
Good point Arthur
They're not humble bragging, they're bragging.
@@babress3119 Not true. Liars brag, too.
MrEggs4u or r/thathappened
"I had sex for nine hours straight!"
Anyone that's actually *had* sex would know how terrible that would be...
Nine hour sex sounds like a fucking nightmare.
That poor vageener
@@jenniferdepatto6113 Not really good for us guys, either.
@@SaintSC05 No pun intended^^
@@kopanvezer Ah dammit I was right there and I missed it
That guy who said "(whom lasted four years, might I add)" used "whom" incorrectly. He used it purely to sound smarter but only sounds dumber.
It's a case of r/iamverysmart
CMC 123 we love actually smart people telling dumb, pretending to be smart people to fuck off
I noticed that too - it really gets on my nerves when people do that lol
I love when people do that
That’s what I was gonna say
that moanday shirt would immediately send every woman in a 50 mile radius running away
Megan D can confirm
Towards him? I want one just like it, I'm gonna have to literally learn self defence for all the pvssy that's gonna come flooding my way🌊🌊🌊
@@ajantsmith6139 I really hope this is satire
If I saw him I would immediately run in the other direction
Same here
"I walk into a bar and who's in the way? No one. They split like the red sea."
Everyone: "Oh God it's that guy again, let's leave"
"I'm the Moses of pussy juice and tits."
Wouldn't that just mean that those things get out your way because God himself wants them nowhere near you?
that cat though
What the cat doing tho?
All the women in the bar: Unclean unclean-
"Well, I can guess what *you* just did... but judging by her expression, I don't think *she* did."
Gold.
200th like. You're welcome.
I read this at the exact same time the video played it oh god
304 like to the comment. You're welcome
i didn't like it. you're welcome.
God tier roast
"Babe, what are you doing? Why did you stop?"
"Hang on, sorry, I gotta prove to a dude on reddit that I'm not an incel"
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It’s like these people are aliens cosplaying actual sexually active human beings.
Holy shit I haven’t thought about it that way, my eyes have been opened
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I believe that each and every guy on here has actually had the sex they describe here, and i know that each and every one of those times they completely dissappointed their left hands.
That's gross dude. They may be virgins but to call them left handed is just a low blow.
@@nedisahonkey im right handed, not gonna say theyre that, i dont wanna have something in common. Unless its a hands free immaculate orgasm . . .
Lmao
Ned Mononymous - Excuse me, but we left handed people resent that remark.
Left handed? Righty hates us cuz he ain't us
that cosby shirt..
*it’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg*
Lmao
Lol!
😆👍🏼
It's a "yikes in the yard"
I mean he didn't do anything wrong;)
5:06, well if he’s having that much sex then maybe he should change “suckday” to “sonday”
allie sparks this is an underrated comment very clever 😂
I'm so proud of myself of making your like number "69"
Anyways, this is an underrated comment
Daughterday also half-works for Saturday
Or virginiday
Speaking of Cosby, he has been hit with food and had food thrown at him in prison. I specifically found an article about how someone hit him with a stale hot dog bun. Not sure why we needed to know that it was stale, but it was kind of funny.
Celes Heart dang, kind of hope he is ok in prison but jesus he kind of deserves it
@@thatone6913 why would you hope hes okay???
@@thatone6913 "Kind of" deserves it?
I can hear him now "Stop all that puddin pop throw'n in here! That's just wasteful. Dohhhh"
Actually Sorrow saw that post in his r/brandnewsentece vid
Oh dear god a festival porta potty?
That made me feel actually nauseous 🤮
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Unless it’s during the first day. If you use the porta loos in the first 2 hours, it’s fine. Also, at the festival I went to, they cleaned them out daily. So, if you used them in the first 2 hours it was ok, 4 hours, you would have to look harder for a loo, 6 hours, there was one loo which was clean, but ran out of loo roll(this is why I bring hand sanitizer and loo rolls) and 12 hours there is no loo rolls. Better hope you have some else you better not need to shit and 18 hours, then its a last resort for anything.
It was, and yes, it was I WHO MADE THAT POST, I know Sorrow doubted my story, but who could blame someone so alone he has to make internet videos? Haha, neigh I merely jest, but the story is true I assure you. The most amazing part was being unable to tell which fluids were mine, hers or the 130+ previous occupants.
All I know is it was a brown, sweaty, sticky mess. And I had sex.
@@complimentbotd7232 I like this
@@complimentbotd7232 holy jesus
"People believe in God, why can't you believe in the power of my boner?" is such a powerful sentence. And I love how he doesn't get mad at these people for not believing him, it kinda makes it more believable.
Can we start a cult around this man's eternal hard-on?
I don't believe him but I'm willing to let the lie slide without argument just for that line alone
"I walk into a bar and who's in my way? No one. They split like the red sea." *maybe because they dont wanna be near you ever think of that huh?*
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But he’s the Moses of pussy and tits!
It’s coz he stinks.
Take it from someone, like many others, who went to middle school, B.O. parts people like the Red Sea.
4:04 she is so unimpressed and so pissed and he honestly deserves a smack
that face. Was golden.
*She is so done.*
Guess what we just did or guess what I just did
How do people even get this insecure about their sexlife.
Cool.
Try going a few months without it, it makes you purdy gosh darn sensitive and insecure about it.
Chance Witt Jokes on you I lived my entire life without a sexlife at this point.
lmao
Chance Witt trying living 14 years without one
Chance Witt Found the loser
I think the “squirted everywhere” thing is just what we humans call “crying.”
Could be severe allergies
Shots fired lolol
5:32 fiancée is the female version,,, maybe it was an accident but Susan really said gay rights huh
what
@@frogberriez It's fiancée if it's a girl and fiancé if it's a boy so she's basically saying she's marrying a woman
either she’s gay or stupid
or both I mean idk
Lemon I’m definitely both
@@mariar.4893 join the club!
Why is no one talking about how sunday could’ve been sinday?
Cause the other one is better
Punish me daddy OwO, I’ve been a naughty boy UwU.
And the Christ version: forgive me father, For I have sinned.
Could've been even worse. SONDAY
I think the "Moanday" and "Thirstday" arevthe only semi creative ones
Because that would require more than two brain cells to rub other than their right hand during a wet dream.
"I'm sore" often means you didn't satisfy them & they don't want to put up with it again.
Bet youve had alot of time to figure it out
That or "I'm tired"
And probably hurt the shit out of her
Dang I actually get sore and now I wonder if when I tell my bf that he thinks I just dont want anymore sex lol
Right I've never met a woman who Didn't mind being sore for the pleasure. Maybe it's Just me but it's usually the next Morning. Not. Immediately
*MiNe StArTeD wItH a BlOwJoB fRoM mY wIfE*
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4:35
Ma wajf
When 16 year olds write about getting tied up by their teacher they seem to forget that bragging about that would make them victims
Moral of the story...
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the others were kinda funny, but "sexday" isn't even trying
VeryPeeved nope, no effort
Sin day. Just. Sin day.
Wait thats the wrong one but still. Like suckerday or sucking day or something
Howabout Sit-erday
Bruh that profile pic. Was that actually in the show?
“Hey Phil how was your weekend?”
“I guess it was alri-“
“MINE STARTED WITH A BLOW JOB FROM MY WIFE”
Lmao
*COOL*
Mah waf
Cool.
Cool
“Hey, what a coincidence - mine also started with a blow job from your wife!”
"...Were you homeschooled?"
*sss, ooh, that burns chief*
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I need that “squirt everywhere” audio set as a text message alert.
*hE hAs RiSeN*
You: risen
Me, an intellectual: Rosed
m e l cool
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HE WILL RISE AGAIIIN
SiR dANiEl FoRTeSQUE, SEE?!
2:50
"And then everyone clapped"
nice
Stephanie Joobern EVERYONE IS CLAPPED
Metamorph And his name is Albert Einstein
Stephanie Joobern cool
Ah lemme guesh... did everybody clawp? .... DID EEEEVERYBODY CLAWP!? *EVERYONE CLAAAAP'D!*
”muskles”😂 I’ve said that for a year😂
Cool
Also same
[Every day, we stray further from God.]
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I had no idea people were so passionate about the sex that they aren’t having and didn’t have
khi coolblast only the people who aren't having it are talking about it. Everyone else is content with just fucking in peace
Yeah you see the same thing with fake “I’m In the military” people posting stupid shit when in reality actual military personnel never mention it.
Unfortunately I think they have a sex bot and vr.
*”HE IS RISEN INDEED”* okay,, that got me
that last dude really seemed closeted lol
"I can go for 9 hours"
I bet he fell asleep for a good 8 hours and 59 minutes in those 9 hours.
Also... "Resurch"
Dat accent tho
r/thathappened @ all these men
This should be top comment
Lomao
Seriously! 😂🙄
why are they all men though? is sex that important to them? 🤔 no shade, i’m genuinely struggling to understand them
Astral Realm
r/nobodyasked
"Were you homeschooled?" r/murderedbywords
"SUCKday"
well, usually Sunday really sucks.
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He needs to be hired by Adult Swim as a voice actor. I love it.
There is no point in men comparing who had more sex then whom, the real question is "do you even have a stable job"
Fagot Reich that is if your boss is an asshole, my boss is not an asshole
Earth Is A Donut ha true
Fagot Reich So don't be a little bitch and do your job.
The only people who don't have a job right now, at least in the US, are people who are disabled, lazy or have a trust fund. I guess that makes it kind of a low bar. The real question should be "how fucking crazy are you?"
They're going to be some kind of crazy, it's unavoidable. It's most important to separate the "I HAVE to make my bed FIRST thing" crazy from the "I'm gonna chop you up and put you under my bed first thing" kind of crazy.
The real measure of a man's worth is how much cake he can afford.
why is being virgin a bad thing?
cat no banana I’ve been asking myself that question since 2010
*GASP* t-The evil! It can't be! The horror of someone who hasnt put there genitalia in someone elses genitalia! How villainous!
Because it’s the mark of the devil
Because insecure people over-glorify sex(especially casual sex, the most boring shit I can ever imagine) and many of them actually think that sex changes you in some way, or makes you "wiser".
With men is particularly tragic, since many apparently don't think you're at their level if your dick hasn't been is some pussy.
Meaningful relationships and love is what really change a person, but they'll understand it when they're old and alone.
Parents push saving your virginity until marriage while teens glorify it in order to rebel against parents which then leads to any adult or teen for that matter feeling insecure that they are one of the few virgins for their age. The funny thing is teenage sex is just you assuming everyone else is doing so you say you're doing to fit in.
9:17
That sentence *REEKS* of virgin
2:56 Congrats on your 42 STDs this month, I heard it's a new record!
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3:17 I've seen a third photo with a different couple wearing those shirts. They're out walking with a child.
Don't buy those shirts.
Sometimes you sound like a cross between plankton and the fish news anchor and in this context, it’s the best thing ever.
8:51 I lost it lmfao
Duuutch!
Me too!
"How can you not like Game Of Thrones? Sex scenes, naked ladies..."
That's precisely why I DON'T like Game Of Thrones. Also the incest part.
*And the Starbucks coffee.*
So you hate the best parts of anything?
@@roxassora2706 Yes.
Dude. Magnum condoms have little difference to regular condoms (same width and 0.20 inches longer). They are just *total marketing brilliance* targeted at self conscious men. The kind of man who picks that box up and goes to the young, hot cashier *totally by accident*
Synystr7 that’s fuckin genius. i will never get over the brilliance of monetizing fragile masculinity
Magnums can fit around a basketball
so can "regular" condoms.
They do the same with women. All those anti-aging products with cucumber extract are total shit.
I've always been to smart to fall for that. I just refuse to wear condoms. Bastards aren't gonna trick me.
Yeah sex is cool but have you tried looping SorrowTV singing the halo theme for 12 hours straight
Veritas Calivmeir have you? The internet needs that loop buddy get to it.
Okay... but what about having sex whilst listening to SorrowTV singing the HALO song in the background?
Ikr!? I love his singing!
2:49 he had underage sex in a porta potty. And he's bragging about it. Even if it happened in his strange little fantasy that's still gross.
9 hours... oh god, the chaffing
I'm really worried about chaffing
Truffle Oil. Pre, during, and post. It generally moisturizes, as well as being a good lubricant. I would be more concerned about the incoming heart attack from the half-bottle of viagra you would have to guzzle to keep a woody for that long, even if you weren't fucking.
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S T I F F
I can't believe I'm actually learning real sex tips from a youtube comments section
Absolutely no! Truffle oil being near a vagina is a truly awful idea! Water based lube will work fine guys. No need to get the vinaigrette ingredients on the pussy.
"Im sore" usually means "that sucked and i dont want to do it again "
Some people enjoy rough sex or feeling sore afterwards, so not necessarily.
or they're actually sore
Emi Hay no, it usually means “I want your money but don’t want to do anything for it”
ive been genuinely sore before, but it was after hours of non stop sex. so if a girl is saying shes sore after like 10 minutes she probably just didnt enjoy it. doesnt always mean shes lying tho, she could just be sore or tired
Yeah girls will get sore quickly from sex if you fail to make them wet
3:29 i would love it if the girlfriend and boyfriend switched shirts
He's a genius lol
It really is time people stop using autism as an insult
the truth
Sounds like something an autistic person would say
I'm autistic. There is a reason Autistic is an insult, and it's because we make people uncomfortable.
@@userequaltoNull Maybe, but it doesn't make it right for people to use an uncontrollable mental disorder as an insult towards people being a cunt of their own volition
imagine if people used physical illnesses the same way they used autism. like you'll find someone being mildly stupid/a cunt online and tell them to stop having irritable bowel syndrome or smth
I can't tell what's cringier. The ones that are obvious blatant lies, or the ones that are true but they still feel the need to puff themselves up in public and on the internet
"bruh you got rapped in a porta potty"
Damn
5 months and nobody spotted the R A P P E D
Raped***
R A P
B A T T L E
A god send wooooosh
_winky happy_
3 top comments?
*DARK MAGIC*
Ur in the top five comments with THREE COMMENTS
Fuck off, lol.
The Squid Lord Ah, that's something you don't see everyday.
please stop being funny you don’t need 3 top comments you’re just being selfish
"I can guess what you just did, dude, but judging on her expression-- _I don't think she did_ ."
God his impression of the “leviosAH” meme was so on point
I want an Incel vs Chad turf war
That would be over so fast,
The incels would instantly get pissed and think that the power of reddit would let them win, the chads would see them coming and just a swift light punch they all would get knocked out
I want To see Chads vs Incels on Splatoon
Dank Doggo Watch the "Beta Uprising" series on Shadilay's channel
The incels would probably try to infiltrate the Chad army and get caught.
YES
"So, I was walking in the woods yesterday-"
"I had sex in the woods one time. How much sex do you have? Probably not as much as me lolololol!" *Gets slugged in the jaw*
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The fact that my face hurts from grimacing is actually somehow scary and hilarious
8:34 I like this guy's logic. "Sure I can't prove that I did it, but you can't prove that I didn't not do it. So THERE."
He has _risen_ . He has _risen_ indeed.
The opening joke is so much funnier now that Cosby was found guilty
Mynama Jeff rape is sooooo hilarious.
@Thomas Vatz hmmmmmm salty? ;) What could that be then?
@@ghoulishgam3r508
Yep, it is!
@@ghoulishgam3r508 thats your opinion?
I mean, you don’t really use your mouth to type. At least I hope ya don’t.
Ah yes, 2017, when using autistic as an insult unironically was an acceptable own
it hasn't really changed, just the wording. People now go 'acoustic' or 'restarted' or something else and it's just seen as normal
@@beatrilll Sad but true
At 6:08, you sound like the dude that plays Kronk on "Emperor's new groove"
Patrick Warburton?
The history.
The history for comments.
The history specifically chosen to have comments. The comments' history. That history.
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Beep beep demonetization train.
Dinonid123 beep beep lettuce
Dinonid123 trains go beep beep? I thought they went meow meow
Beep beep I'mma sheep I said Beep beep I'mma sheep *guitar riff*
Dinonid123 *choo choo*
Dinonid123 Atleast he has a Patreon, so demonotization can't hurt him too much.
Soooo... nobody gonna talk about that *pure and perfect* outro? Like seriously dude.
I rewatched all of the SorrowTV videos today because I couldn't remember which one had him pronouncing garbage as "garbaaaage".
It's this one. Huh.
2:47 thats r/thathappened right there.
A lot of these are, honestly.
3:46 It is so creepy that guy is using a little kid as his avi and saying that shit. Though I have a feeling by the way he is talking that he probably is that kid.
I agree with Pickle Pants
Picket Pants You ever thought that that picture was him as a little kid?
That is very likely a photo of him as a kid
@ItsYa Boi
DUDE!! I saw Pickle Pants too!
I can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard at this...
But in all seriousness, I also agree with.... with OP.
Picket Pants dude...that's him as a kid
This shit was so cringey it actually was physically painful.
all of my organ ruptured killing me due to cringe overload
I have suffered so much pain with these cringy things that i have become inmortal
Cringality that a fate worse then death
@@scamin441 it's fucking 4 am AND i gorra say, the though of this aclares me
When did having sex become such a big deal that someone has to brag about it ?
I think... always? I can imagine early humans bringing their hunting mates to each other's caves to show off their offspring.
4:04 lol her face of utter disgust and disappointment gets me every time!
I am a virgin myself, since I’m a Christian, and whenever I wonder what it would be like if I decided not to continue this way of life, I just remember these posts and suddenly feel so secure in my life choices
Big agree
*HES RISEN*
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I think it should be r/shagbrag.
Heather Ions Americans don’t know what shagging is but that is brilliant
Suburban Slingshots
It’s obviously referring to sex, right?
you're hired
Suburban Slingshots everyone knows what shagging is
Suburban Slingshots YEAH BABY
I LOVE this guy so much. His narrations are the funniest. I wish he was still doing these. Xxx
I like that we got the classic r/thathappened everyone applauded.
and then we all clapped some more.
Oh GOD I see so many cringy, gross t-shirts working in retail. Lots of braggy frat boy stuff. My least favorite is this guy who's wearing his "why beer is better than women" shirt every time I see him. It's so gross that I can never bring myself to read all of the "reasons", but two of them are "beer is always wet" and "beer never changes its mind after you get the top off". ...the first one sounds like more of a you problem than a fault with this hypothetical woman (maybe step up your game?), while the second is just... no. You have the right to revoke consent or change your mind at any point. Nobody owes you sex. Complaining about that is really, really creepy.
.....Anyway, gross shirts DO serve a good purpose. Lets you know who to avoid right away.
• Vico • haha you got that right. now i know to never ever talk to em
one time I saw 2 kids in my school wearing matching thrasher shirts. the dudes one said #1 hubby and the girls said #1 wifey.
JamesAndGames that’s actually kinda cute and wholesome
OP belongs in an r/woosh compilation
Yeah, you're someone I would avoid. You're like the feminists who always complain about the patriarchy. If you're that hung up on a jokey shirt, that's pretty stupid, but worse? It's "creepy" to be annoyed at when a girl changes her mind, *in the middle of sex*? That's the dumbest thing I heard. Sure, everyone has the right to give or revoke consent... But that doesn't mean you do it **in the middle of something you already consented to**. Bet you wouldn't like it if guys did that, huh? Then we're indecisive pussies, while when girls do it they're blameless victims.
If someone revokes consent in the middle of whatever - they're assholes. male or female, case closed. Stay the fuck away from them.
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2:30 Op was the girl's second choice
Obviously
“All I can do is laugh because you’re not me and I am!”
I dunno, man. I’m not you and I’m laughing pretty damned hard!
The plot twist is one of these people is actually telling the truth
ak24 probably the ones with pictures ... They might be the ones telling truth.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is LAID
Cool.
Ya and the moons made of cheese
Probably the guy who got raped in a port-a-potty
I mean, sex is cool and all that, but *have you opened your heart to Jesus Christ yet?*
Gergő Dénes nope!
HECK OFF YOU NORMIE
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You can open your legs. But can you open your soul to Jesus?
That took me way too long to get. But now that I do, it makes my comment so much better.
Jesus is a a Mexican name. It's pronounced differently than the Jesus from religion. And there is a stereotype that Mexican's always work in lawn care.
The dude who just responded ‘Cool’ is the type of guy to send a ‘Wanna play 8 Pool?’ After his girlfriend sends him a long rant.
The intro has gotten so much worse after the scandal about Bill cosby
@Stix N' Stones ya, I feel like there had to at least been allegations when that shirt was made.
I thought that was the joke lmao.
@Stix N' Stones Nope. The Cosby accusations happened LONG before MeToo was even a thing... even longer before that post and this video were made.
@@Itariatan that is the joke
@@btaylerpackard2475 Thanks man
just started watching ur channel! It's fantastic, ur commentary is what makes it that more interesting
this is so wholesome omg
Are you from outer space?
this is wholesome.
oh.
And the funny voices he does.
“Sexy mixed girl”
As a mixed girl myself, I don’t want that person anywhere near me.
LizzieShiro they said SEXY
Tachanka * ouch dude
LizzieShiro your PFP looks like Casca from Berserk.
@@dope531 *slow clap* wow what a good roast 😑😑
same
"I ' M T H E M O S E S O F P U S S Y
J U I C E A N D T I T S" yeah sure lmao. As a woman, I can say that line made me drier than the Sahara Desert...
"Hey phil, how was your weekend?"
I can't help but think of phil coulson so
"I died"
"Pussy isnt worth a court case" Well hes not wrong?
Kordin the Husky same thing I said
I mean.....how good is the pussy?
Fried Rice good point
Kordin the Husky
Yeah it's just the fact he was less worried about her consent and more worried that her not consenting could put him in jail. Creepy.
Alt Right Black Knight
Not really. While I get the fear of being accused of rape his mindset came off like "Yeah I'm not doing this against your will solely because I could be in jail." Which is not understandable.
I'm pretty sure it's a joke so whatever I'm not gonna call him a rapist or anything(because I know I've made some questionable jokes,) but it just had creepy undertones is all.
Once you have fought most the frat boys you must face all these guys
Nyormal HUmane *COOL INTENSIFY*
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2:29
I like to think the guy stood there saying nothing for a literal minute before saying 18.
The whole group is wondering if he had even heard her or they thought he just froze in fear. The woman had already left, weirded out by the group of teenagers.
Then, when he says 18, his friends just look back at him, “What’d you say, Brian?”
"Pussy ain't worth a court case" can we, like, make this isn't an actual thing? Like I wouldn't wear it on a shirt, but I want it to be on a shirt anyway?
I think David Allan Coe was the first guy to say that, he said that in his X Rated Hits album.
Although I agree that this is a good point, I really don’t think there should be like a standard. Just don’t rape, end of story.
The line actually has a deep anti-rape meaning.
Its like like like like ...
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This videos perfect, because we all know the best way to start off the new years, is with a *bang*
or lack there-of, in these guy's cases
Just keep drinking bois.
Or lack of bang and pretending there was?
I just lost my virginity whilst really drunk. Now I seem like one of the guys in the video but I feel on top of the world rn
Boooooooooooo
That Bill Cosby shirt just fucking reminded me.
Did anybody watch Little Bill on Nickelodeon when they were young? Cause I remember that show now and with Bill Cosby’s entire arrest and other shit, my brain was like “hold up”
The cringiest one was the guy who claimed he had sex with Emma Watson.