r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [6]
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- This isn't your everyday niceness.
This is ADVANCED NICENESS.
(also I'm continuing to find the proper recording space in my apartment, so bear with the audio quality until then.)
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"If I harass this girl hard enough, then she'll change her sexual orientation and fall in love with me!"
Brilliant!
Splendid fellow gentleman!
I can turn a girl lesbian.
-nice guy#68
@@feelingokonasunday7678 the greatest of all time
"hi"
*YOU* *LED* *ME* *ON*
Those goddam pleasant people... (violently shakes fist)
@@Lolo50000 *fedora nearly falls off*
Even greeting is dangerous.
Lel
Dude i can understand what he thinks, i used to think that any kind of a contact with a female, this kind of thing happens when you ase the lone guy in class
Now i even have female friends, witch is cool
‘generous loving man’: *threatens to stone a girl to death if she won’t go out to McD’s with him*
I just can’t.
I’m obsessed with how he says “generous loving man like YOU just diddd” it cracks me up every time
@@justasmltwngir1732 And the narrator sounded like Jerry from Rick and Morty
that convo still fucks me up since he barely introduced himself and do anything and yet still had the audacity to say "well if you still wanna date me, im all here, but don't think it would be anywhere nice"
If a guy ever refers to me as “female” I’m going to start referring to him as the mortal he is
Silence....mortal
Is that a suggestion or a cry for help?
It could be both.....why can't it be both
Lmao i hope i see that on a future video with some girl calling some dude a mortal and he gets all offended
Did-
Did I just read a reply section of a YTTD character (I forget their name) have a small conversation with Dio fucking Brando?
What a great generation I live in.
Girl: *Looks in the general direction of a nice guy*
Nice guy: You now owe me your body
Send hand pics
giz kiss lady
Zaida Haagenbusch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They seem so eager to show off how nicer and more thoughtful to women’s feelings without realizing they hold a lot of anger towards women.
@@bugsnaxfan kira no
A portion of these is basically "How dare you be loyal to your current significant other?"
Only to go on to complain about women being cheating whores on some incel discussion board
And how dare you not be a fucking douchebag who talks shit to everyone who they don't wanna sleep with
And yet if she cheated on him he’d throw a hissy fit 😂
@@user-wv9rs2so4x
Insecurity at its finest
@@user-wv9rs2so4x
😂
There are two types of nice people on this planet:
- those who are genuinely nice without any ulterior motives
- those who use the word "chivalrous" in a non-historical context
I strive to be the former.
@@jalex.musica i got former and latter mixed up for a second and was like _oh no, no!_
Proud of you keep existing im sure it won't be difficult for you to be the 1st type ✌
There is a third group who uses chivalrous in its historical context, but they are a scary group
@@davidwickline9710 we call them... The HISTORIANS
You technically are the second one now.
*says with a quivering voice*
"H-hey, how are y-you?"
*The skin on my face sloughs off to reveal a sinister skull, smiling with spite. The eyes light up with Eldritch flame as I gaze upon your soft, fleshy vessel*
"Yes mortal, your blood shall serve well." I say as I prepare my sacrificial dagger.
Hey spook boi what the duck
Rohtix okay this made me laugh good job
Yes, big mood!
XD
@@stringisacrow5959 heh duck
Voice acting 10/10
Casey Maree Agreed! His chills impression was on point. 12/10 recommend
8/10 but that's still really good. Way above average.
Frr
Agreed! 17/10
“so you don’t wanna fuck?”
Lesbian: I have a girlfriend.
Niceguy: So, pics?
Lesbian: No, I'm a lesbian
Niceguy: Your boyfriend doesn't have to know ;)
Lesbian: I am a Lesbian no pics
Niceguy: These signs won't stop me because I can't read!!!
184 likes and 2 replies
"you probably like girl anyway"
Niceguy: I also didn’t finish Reception!
Arthur reference :D
Nice guys: Hi I’m Jared, 19
"You probably like girl anyway"
YES. YES THAT IS WHAT SHE HAS BEEN TELLING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.
The Chills voice at the end, lmao.
I scrolled down just to find and like this comment
YES ITS SO DEAD ON LMFAOOOO
Sorrow too talented
Scrolled down just to find a comment like this lmao
lesbian: [exists]
nice guy: do you have a boyfriend?
*facepalm* Is bleach effective?
@@Skrilltrap I'm sorry, what?
Her: No, i don't date guys.
Him: SO THAT MEAN THAT YOU ARE FREE?!? GO OUT WHIT ME!!
Her: Dude, i like girls.
Him: Ok, meybe tomorrow.
Her: Dude, stop i'm gay! I don't wana go out whit you!
Him: How dare you reject me you ungrateful bitch! You should be honored that i spoke whit you or else you will die alone or whorst, whit a guy that is gona beat you or someting!!
Her: *ignore message* *blocks the guy*
Him: Don't you just ignore me! Come back and let me ignore you!!
😂😂😂😂😂
Yo fellow homestuck
“Technically no”
"I have a girlfriend"
"I'm gay"
"I like women"
"YOU PROBABLY LIKE GIRL ANYWAY I HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND LEAVE"
-Shows humanly kindness-
Boy: *sHe WaNtS mE*
And Then There's The Opposite:
-Repeatedly Tries To Push Things Forward-
Boy: *ShE Is JUsT My FRiEnD*
In Conclusion: The Boys Are Trapped And We Need To Save Them! (Aside From The Niceguys For Obvious Reasons)
“That’s the problem with women these days, they can’t do anything themselves!”
Proceeds to coddle women and do everything for them, despite the women never asking or wanting them to do so.
We actually can do just about anything for ourselves, but these niceguys lose their minds when they see any flicker of autonomy and independence in "females" . I dated a guy who expected me to wait on him but insisted on doing the "manly" things. He got mad one time when I moved a table because he wouldn't get off his butt to do it.
wow! you just OWNED nice guy!
I love when he breaks character and laughs. It’s so adorable.
Awkward Munchkin Bro... thats kinda gay
@@ChefShrimpy. yeah it is
Awkward Munchkin creepy
@@fastasgaupthebargaining7174 he was just trying to be 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮. Men these days can't appropriate 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 people, can they?!
@@nicqueryjohnson4195 I probably don't understand this nice stuff cause I'm a sith lord
"I would have never been nasty if I'd known you were a woman."
Ummm. Here's a bright idea: Treat everyone good, regardless of their gender.
Because ya know, otherwise you're sexist.
erm4gundr lmao nah otherwise you’re a bad person tf.
nah, i'm an asshole.
Treat everyone *well*, regardless of their gender
Derpboss that's lame and stupid
This causes me extra cringe because I used to be lowkey a "nice guy". Thank god I was never that entitled.
Mick Ware hey if you cringe at this stuff it means that you’ve grown as a person! That’s a good thing!
It's okay. I used to be a low-key "Nice girl" as long as you grow out of it, you're okay
Same
@@miniaturerose2805 :( I'm kind of a nice girl now. I don't really lose it on people but sometimes I'm bitter over the fact that im 17 and have never dated anyone.
uwucinnamonrolll well you’re self aware, that automatically makes you not a nice girl, also I’m also 17 and haven’t dated anyone (but hey, that’s on me ), you’ll find someone sooner or later. Hell, you don’t need romantic relationships to sustain you, platonic ones are great
NiceGuy: Hi
Girl: Hi
NiceGuy: Hippity hoppity you're now my property
I like your pfp-
@@DuccDoesADoot thanks i make sure to change it up
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime a NiceGuy™ says "female"
But I don't want alcohol poisoning ☹️
The trademark lmfao
I died.
Oh my god, a female!
*passed out
**unsheathes katana**
**plants it in ground**
**gets on one knee**
**tips fedora**
"M'Lady UwU"
😂😂😂❤️
Hahaha xD; Hai
I wouldn't be surprised if a nice guy actually did that
I choked on my coffee.
Thank you so much
Sorrow, no exaggeration, your Burger King Foot Lettuce reading changed my life
Lol it’s @criminallylisted 😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit dude, *please* come back.
Honestly. You are so talented. You are so much better than any and every channel on here that is trying to make similar content.
You understand these weirdos on a fundamental level 😂
10/10. Your voice acting is so great 😂
I love how she says she's gay like three times and it just goes completely over his head.
_abbiegale_ Not to mention her response to "what do you like in a guy"- a vagina. Perfection.
And he kept talking about her alleged boyfriend after she said she has a girlfriend lol
But??? Women by default want him as a man. She's obviously lying to make him go away. (lol and the clear fact that she's not attracted even if she were straight isnt enough apparently)
Hipstershy Haha true, cause who knew a guy coming to your dms and practically demanding sex wasn't attractive.
_abbiegale_ I think it could have been a bot. No one can be that stupid
Girl: *in the process of picking out her wedding dress*
Nice Guy: I noticed that you breathed carbon dioxide in my direction, IT WAS SO HOT YOU MUST ME INTO BE GO OUTWITHME!
Girl: um, no thank you, I’m getting married in a couple weeks.
Nice Guy: AHFDKDGAUFHSKF?!?!?!?!?
Lol
KIRA WOLF u seem nice
(Proceeds to go on tirade about -women- FEMALES and then implies her husband will beat her)
This is a beautiful post, but will you be offended if I dislike it so you have 420 likes?
I've seen this comment every time I rewatch this video. And every time I read "YOU MUST ME INTO BE" I start laughing like a baby laughs at a sneeze
Can we talk about how the guy at 5:47 screenshotted his own messages?
Yeeeah that guy must have his head reeeeally far up his own bum
Hopefully its because he has recently become self aware of how cringe he used to be
Maybe the conversation was staged for reddit points
Elana Vital do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
maybe he sent it to like a friend of his to seem cool and then that friend put it up on reddit?? probably not but it is a possibility
Actually rolled my eyes at the dudes change in attitude once he realized the person he was talking to was a girl (4:14) - about the thread where the girl didnt have anyone wish her a happy birthday and the dude started talking about chivalry.
"I like women"
"No you don't"
...
"you probably like girls anyway"
That poor girl, all she wanted was to get him away
I just...I can't... What??
Basically his "insults"didn't even effect her lol
She flat-out said she was gay.
Logic, what's that??
My favorite one was the guy who kept trying to get nudes from the lesbian, who stated she had a girlfriend....then they guy was like "pfff whatever I bet you like women anyway."
*YOU DONT SAY.*
Lol and then he kept insisting that her boyfriend didn't have to know even though she said she was a lesbian.
Do they honestly think because they 'poured their feelings out' to someone they DONT KNOW in a TEXT that they would just divorce their husband?
bEcAuSe I WeNt ThrOugh aLl thE EffORt
It's always "I did one relatively tedious thing for you that one time, why wont you alter your entire life and tastes to be with ME?"
Just send the dude a long heartfelt text to send his life savings. I mean, you went through all the effort, he owes you, right?
Ok so im a cosplayer and i was at an arcade one time with my friends, in cosplay, because we were bored. My friends were going to get some food while i waited by a game, and this guy that looked around 16 or 17, walked up to me.
He said he liked my cosplay, and as soon as i said “thank you” he immediately asked for my number.
As anyone would, i saw this as a red flag. I just gave him my instagram, hoping he wouldnt try anything. That was stupid.
Later that night, which was like 11, he messaged me calling me “hot” and “gorgeous”
I told him how old i was, which im not gonna reveal here, but im a _minor_.
He said he was 17, and continued to talk to me that way, calling me “hot”, “sexy”, and “gorgeous”.
I told him i wasnt interested and i have a girlfriend, but he continued to talk to me like that, even *_fetishizing_* our relationship and what we do on dates.
I told him we usually hang out at the mall with friends or go to movies, but he continued to say “i bet you have a lot of fun in there”
I had enough and was getting scared, so i told one of my best friends who isnt scared to stand up for me at any point.
She messaged the creep, calling him out for hitting on minors, and he just defended himself, saying “theres a difference between being polite and hitting on someone”.
She said “its still not okay to talk to her the way you are”
He just called her names, slurs, basically anything rude.
I blocked him before he could send me another message, but i hope i dont have to hear from him again, or any other creep would actually try something on a _minor_.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
Also I apologize for any typos, im writing this on my ipad and its not correcting anything so yes
@@randenshi 1) that's rough, sorry to hear about your experiences
2) reading this just reminded me how much I miss arcades and stuff lmao
@Slushie yeah i do! i enjoy cosplaying jotaro. pretending im tall makes me feel better about myself.
I’m glad your friend helped! Also nice pfp jojo is one of my favorite shows, always a treat to see pfps of it! I wish I had friends to cosplay with or even just the courage to casually go out in cosplay lol!
If any creep won't go away until you give them your number, just give them the rick roll hotline number.
"You probably like girls anyway" ....Like she stated. Several times.
Taylor Wright that was the worst one.
That one confused me so much I had to rewatch it to confirm they weren't separate text messages.
The Fashion Police bad day?
+Why am I this way
Hm?
1:12
Chad's incel brother,
Brad
poor brad
bread
@@rikiey no dont be rude . Bread is smarter than him! DONT INSULT THE BREAD
👑
🍞
🤨?
@@lassaing Toasty
This subreddit has psychologically damaged me so much that I physically gag at the word "female".
10:37 This is how I thought this post was gonna go down,
"Yesterday I saw a gorgeous woman at the mall, and I had to turn my head. It was only a moment later that I realized she was in a wheelchair. That's the difference between me and the average SWAGBROS. They would have dismissed her right away because of her disability...meanwhile, I pursued because girls in wheelchairs are easier to catch."
“Just playing hard to get”
“I’m gay”
Her boyfriend doesn’t need to know that she has a girlfriend.
my fave thing to say in response to that “what do you find most attractive about a guy?” kinda question is “usually their girlfriends”
me
The part at the end where he said she probably didn't even like guys was what killed me.
Honestly.....yep
"you probably like girls", he said to the lesbian
桑田怜恩 She'd be a pretty bad lesbian if she didn't like girls lol
桑田怜恩 YoUr BoYfRiEnD wIlL lEaVe.
People who say the word "female" in a non-scientific setting are the kind of guy that I don't want to be friends with ever
Guy: *is nice to other guy*
Nice guy: why are u gæ
@Jonathan Glass *long pause*
You are gæ
You are a transgenda
“That’s the problem with women these days-“
NO. NO. NONONONONO. RUN. GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. N O .
At least he's upfront about being a horrible human being.
THAT IMPRESSION OF CHILLS IS SPOT ON, HOLY SHIT.
XDDDD
lol i bust out laughing when I heard that. SPOT ON! the inflection and everything lol
wait that isn't top 15 omg i am retarded
YES!!! LOL
HOLY SHIT IKR
13:31
Damn, she _tore_ into him! I've never seen someone actually shut down a Nice Guy before.
that's not even the whole post, its cut off here for some reason
edit: they are from the same industry and the lady mentioned that she had worked extremely hard to get to where she was after the guy threatened something about trying to shut her down
either that, or it was a different post altogether. if someone else can put the pieces together that would be great
they were different posts
niceguy: *to a open lesbian* "you probably like girl anyway"
I've dated nice guys and I've dated "nice guys", the BIG difference is that real nice guys think that being nice is and should always be considered standard behavior. They don't think they're doing anything special by being a decent person. "Nice guys" think that being nice entitles them to special treatment because they assume that everyone is an asshole like them so you should notice that they're working sooo hard not to be the asshole that they are and should reward that. Usually with sex.
No.
I found it about 5 or so years ago on 9gag or maybe pinterest, I went looking for the original artist at that time but came up dry. I did a search again today since you asked but still nothing. I did edit the original image to change the hair and the eyes but what it looked like originally can be seen here: i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/2d/8a/6f2d8aeff25f3e9ec4c8608ceb363da4.jpg
I'm sorry that's not much of an answer and if I ever do find them I'll think of you and look for this comment in my history.
Amen
@@th3envyp238 No to what?
@@amyhowel3375 No more...
*Buldge grows, showing confidence* Finally a Sorrow video
Daniel Gonzalez OwO whats this?! *a regular good comment*
Reference to slightly older video!!!!!!
MY GOD
*says with quivering voice*
I s-saw that video. It was v-v-very nice just like all gentlemen
*nuzzles you*
Daniel Gonzalez WOW
O.K.
bye
*puts on fedora*
This dude kills me. I could listen to him read off the ingredients to cocoa puffs and it would be great because he puts so much effort into it. Hes up there with ZeFrank and Kurzgesagt.
Me, is gay: am I still gay
*watches video*
Me: very much so yes where’s my girlfriend
H e r e
it’s been a pretty bad decade in general is my new favorite quote
I know this is late but. 2020
"Nice guys, what do they doooo, they show up at your house without asking youuuu.." IM DEAD :D
Ill treat u good tereza hi wat insacram?
1dc6 ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em!
Sorrow TV would do good on TikTok.
@Palestinian Rambo is... is this a joke?
13:08 oh my GOD I didn’t think he was really that in the wrong until she said it was literally LINKEDIN
It reminds me of how some friends of mine have art commissions open, and people will message them to hit on them instead of actually buying things from them. Like, clearly you don't see any value in their profession and just see them as eye candy, which is super shitty.
Why do they always use.
*F E M A L E*
Pm.Nanashi to dehumanize them probably? Thinking about women as some completely alien entity would probably make justifying their own behavior much easier
KOT Edits it also serves to further detach them from women, so it’s even harder to talk to them normally, so it’s kind of sad.
I've seen this type of comment for a few times now, what is so wrong with "females"?
btw, i am from a non-english speaking country so yeah
Dabo King It’s just not used in normal speach. Male and female are more academical words, and are more used when reffering to animals for example. To call a particular woman a female is just weirdly impersonal somehow. Especially if you mismatch by instead of saying man/woman and male/female, you go man/female. It’s just not right.
@@MissCaraMint ok ok. Is there any Problem with "Male"?
What if she wanted a tomato for her Birthday
Who wouldn’t?
The perfect weapon to throw at people you don't like
Exactly! If you had an egg you could make a tasty tomato omelette
Cats Go Myow What if she wanted a _tornado_ for her birthday?
When you wanted a toe-may-toe but he gives you a toe-mah-toe
I wonder at what point being horribly self-loathing, extremely depressed, anti-social and horny breaks the scales and turns into insane levels of narcissism..
Let's find out
Tbh I slightly feel bad for the incels that could've been relatively normal at one point.
At some point there is a singularity
Do you think its like when a negative integer in coding gets so low that it loops back up to the highest?
@@mmgmagic Yeah that's what I was thinking, fuckin' Nuke-happy Ghandi type stuff from Civ where he's so nice it underflows and his aggression is 256 suddenly.
10:00 - she was definitely scoping out the door from a hidden position and texted him as soon as she saw him... probably saw the fedora, flowers, and chocolates and just decided to nope the fuck out of the date.
6:58 Me:
* reads nice guy post *
* cringes at the larping *
* cringes even more at quivering voice line *
* reads the woman's response *
* laughs ass off at amazing comeback *
That Top 15s impression at the end was spot on
Skidittles right?
That fucking blew my mind.
Btw I'm a real nice guy and.. kidding.
It really was.
Lmfao I love it
That “number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” meme was an absolutely incredible impersonation.
rite?
Came here to say the same thing, holy shit it was spot on.
I immediately cringed and grit my teeth.
Fuck that guy.
Raymónd lmao if he exaggerated his voice a little it would be flawless
"All I ever did was love."
Y'know who that sounds like??
Mapleshade ("Do you know how it feels to be rejected when all you tried to do was love?!")
And Ashfur ("He only loved too much")
And they are from a book series and y'know what they did?!
Ashfur tried to kill 3 people and Mapleshade *successfully* killed 3 people
So.....yeah not a good point for the nice guys
I feel bad for Mapleshade and Ashfur tbh
Mostly Mapleshade. I mean, she lost her kits, her lover _and_ was shunned by her clan
Kinda a valid reason to go insane.
garlic bread
@@sparkz6349 garlic bread
@@tidepodpadthai2633 garlic
"Been a bad decade in general" 🤦♀️
I’m gay
I won’t tell that boyfriend of yours ur talking to me
L e s b I a n
As I was saying, your *boyfriend* won’t know
Chloe when he said “I hope you are gay” I lost it. Like yeah, she said she is gay lol
Just didn't seem to register with him did it? Apparently lesbian isn't a choice you make, but something you are forced into when a nice guy rejects you.
im so sorry you have to deal with that i got second hand rage when i saw that i cant imagine having to deal with invalidating assholes
its fine hun, dont worry about it ♥ but, thank you
Girl : "Im gay"
Guy: "Your boyfriend doesn't need to know"
Me: why. the fuck. would she have a boyfriend?! *inhales* *SHES GAY*
>When he says "I'm generally sweet and respectful to women."
>Proceeds to comment on your looks and rates you
> in response to @6:35
HEY BB YOUR PRETTY HOT. IM A NICE GUY
HEY YOU DIDNT RESPOND TO ME !! FACK YOU -men 2018
FARECARE GAMER *Weeabos and nice guys
Men are not physcos on drugs
i always knew onision was a nice guy but to be fair I think everyone else did too
wanna go out sometime im a rly nice guy
I got this in my recommendations and almost cried. I miss the funnyman. Im even fine he doesn't post. I just hope he's doing okay
Pro tip: If a nice guy calls you a “female,” start referring to him as a “mortal.”
5:29
... the worst part is that the SENDER is the nice guy...
Which means that either this is fake or the nice guy thought that the other person was being a “nice guy”
I think it’s the first one because if the latter was the case then they would have posted to r/nicegirls
@@Viscidsquare040 or maybe the person was telling a friend or aquantence about the conversation who asked for screenshots, realized his friend is a "nice guy", probably lost his shot for a second, then posted it to reddit.
TheMemester439 Yeah maybe
They could also possibly be posts from his "niceguy" days.
My penis is indescribably tiny, but damnit
*burgerking foot-lettuce intensifies*
Arlinelle Soleil NUMBER 15
I've worked at Burger King. Foot-lettuce probably would've improved things. I don't know how, but it would.
I just don't think these dudes get enough human contact because they think basic human treatment from a girl is "her leading you on."
2:57
*"Sooo romantic ;-)"*
WHY DID YOU GIVE PIKACHU A SEXY VOICE-
"Non alcoholic drink/pizza"
Sorry, I like my alcoholic pizza thank you very much
LOL
Yeah lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ALCOHOLIC 🅱izza
A boneless alcoholic pizza
da llama with extra Vodka please
Alcoholic pizza actually sounds great.
"You probably like girl anyway"
CORRECT!
Victoria Laidlaw bad day?
stop please
You name fits
Why am I this way seriously? Watch the video and you might understand the joke
backbone jones I had a similar situation to in the video. Trying to explain that no, I will not send nudes, also I like vagina not penis. And they somehow thought I meant I like both and that I'd be dtf if there was a girl involved.
12:35 this guy is absolutely being ripped apart in the comments. YEESH.
The “ungrateful bitch” part low key scares me
I lost it at that part 😂😂😂
The foot lettuce was on point.
No, he said get too normally. It's supposed to sound like you're having a stroke midway through pronouncing it.
James Esteron *Bur* garking *footletass*
Despite his voice, I still like Chills
Kendall Bergstrom
He never understands what he says or what his videos are actually on. He constantly mispronounces words, and is so monotonous that it physically hurts. He steals content, and has arguably the second most unoriginal channel concept (Top X channels). The first being reaction channels. He never fact checks his sources, and exaggerates stories constantly.
Offensive White Family I like the content he uploads. I really don't find his voice that bad, and that's the type of content I like. There's people that actually like that type of videos, it just doesn't appeal to you
OMFG, your "Chills" impersonation literally had me laughing my ass off. Like, I lost 4 pounds of ass because it was spot-on and hilarious.
Gianni Cynosure "4 pounds of ass"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀I had to go back and listen again omg 😩😩
Yes! At 13:34 -ish lol
It totally caught me off guard with a mouthful of rice. Laughed and choked. I was waiting for the "If you wanna see what I look like in real life then go to my instagram at Dylan is chillin..." part to send me over the edge.
Gianni Cynosure i read your comment before i reached that part of the video and was wondering what in the hell you were talking about "chills," and then i got to that part and was like OMG he sounds EXACTLY like that dude that does the scary stories. then it allllll came together for me lol
I feel sad for some of these guys. What kind of sad, depressing, lonely world do you live in where you think the smallest act of human kindness automatically means sex?
I think a lot of it comes from very low self-esteem (not that it excuses their behavior).
They view women as a means to get sex, and nothing more.
The ones where the screenshots are coming from the nice guy himself confuse me. Did they post these thinking they like totally schooled these girls? Idk, but it keeps me up at night
6:00
I think it's people making fun of how they used to act but without the context it happens alot, middle school is wild
because of forums like incels.is, where they pride themselves over this behavior among like-minded individuals
"You don't belong in a kitchen because you belong in my heart" THE ULTIMATE NICE GUY QUOTE
My heart IS a kitchen.
Checkmate, atheists!
That top 15 guy impression was spot on lmao.
FYCY I think the actual guy isfaking it, at his channel, he sounds actually good.
I died
Inkl1ng I like Chills. His voice is a bit monotone, but I don't think it's bad.
lmao i was dying xD
Agreed, I love that he did that lmao
Watching this video reminds me of the worst date of my life. Met a guy at Uni. I was not attracted to him at first but he was incredibly funny and outgoing. I thought he was charming and I was a bit interested. He asked me out. When he picked me up he brought a massive amount of flowers, chocolates and a gift. A whole box of chapstick (ummm not sure why). It was just so over the top, did not feel genuine. He tried to put my seat belt in the car (it was wierd). We get a booth at an italian place. Instead of sitting in front of me he sat next to me, soooo close. I swear I could feel him breathe. He tried to order my food and then kept trying to feed me. Literally took my fork from my hand and tried to shove it my mouth. Mentioned how much money he spent on flowers and gifts. Kept talking about dumb VIP lists to clubs and how he had access to high end places 🙄 He made a big issue when I suggested we split the bill. The entire night was just very strange, over the top and extremely uncomfortable. Next day he was telling people I was his girlfriend. Strangest guy I've ever met. His words: " too bad you can't see what a nice guy I am, its your loss". Sure buddy, whatever.
I feel sympathy for the guy at 10:15. It sucks being stood up without a heads up. In general, you should not put too much effort in the first date with someone you don’t know, more so if you are going to regret it. If you are going to go above and beyond anyways, expect things like this to happen and go with no expectations. I would say, it is not worth it. Normal people don’t care that much about these things anyway.
LMFAO THAT CHILLS IMPERSONATION, IT'S SO ON POINT
So Sung RIGHT?!?! I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! LOL xD
I started fuking crying from that voice. TOO REAL XD
Ikr!!
So Sung "but that's even wooorse". As soon as he took on the voice I knew I had heard it somewhere :D
"Sorry I'm a bit grumpy, been having a bad decade in general."
I will have to start using that 😂
Juan Collazo same 😂
That part killed me
It's amazing seeing these people who are convinced someone is madly in love with them them simply because they were nice to them (been watching both /r/niceguys and /r/nicegirls videos).
I'm not even convinced that a guy likes me even when he straight up says that he likes me.
Uk the "im gonna make u a sandwich" one would have been kinda cute if hed stopped at the first line. It wouldve made me at least chuckle but nahhhh mr. Neckbeard had to make it all creepy
"People could be anyone they want on the internet, but they still choose to be losers"
David Bowen
I choose to be a cartoon loser
Do people comment on your name, much, David?
Jeremy Powers No, why?
It's annoying because you can't even argue with these people they are so fucking convinced they are nice
Sarah Studios
That's narcissism for you.
"the average SWAGBROS™"
The top 15s ending is...just the greatest. Thanks for being awesome @Sorrow TV
We need a petition to make asterisk roleplaying sentences illegal
Slyy **OwO whats this **
**B..b..b.b.but why**
**blushes**
When do we start?
WHAT THE FUCK SLYY
STEP THE FUCK UP SLYY
**dies**
*omgs*
YASSSSS
_You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart._
_also known as the bedroom_
What if your heart is a kitchen?
LMFAOOO
You don't belong in the kitchen, you belong in my stomach.
Mr Bork ...snorts. thats a lot of red flag right there..
I'm relatively new to the r-slash vids and you sir,...you win. Your (competent) voice acting makes this SO much better...Also the impromptu singing and John Mulaney quotes!! Love it!!
the voice for Trevor was so perfect
very spicy meme
Dad?
Lol haha yes
_JUST A TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL_
Gus Johnson oh hello papi
Got any salt?
(shudder) The one with the kid messaging the mother gave me some serious flashbacks to college. Guy friend of mine confessed his love for me while I was at a really low point in my life so I turned him down for the time being. Then he went on to harass my mother through FB messages asking her to try to convince me to like him. That definitely broke off any sliver of chance he had…
i fucking love your delivery on everything.... i rewatch all your vids at least once a year because they are pure gold...
Girl: *Exists*
Nice Guy: She must LOVE ME 😂
When the messages are from the nice guy's perspective, you know for sure that he's posted it somewhere like r/incels or something looking for sympathy and attention
And that’s like the cherry on top lmao
Nah, sometimes they post it to the sub like "I used to be dumb" and let people rip their past self apart.
Number 15- stood up at Olive Garden. The last thing you want with your Olive Garden meal is a lack of sexual intercourse. But as it turns out- that might just be what you get. A reddit user uploaded a photo of a box of chocolates and flowers, with the statement "Girls only like bad boys", admittedly he was wearing a designer shirt from Paris
But that's even worse
hahaha
Max Hennessey bless your brain 😂😂😂
Dude your too good
Is this supposed to be like a WatchMojo script? Because it definitely sounds like it xD (that or Tokyosaurus)
Max Hennessey *this is gold*
I'm sensing that most of these "men" have the go to catch phrase of "Meh Ladehh" and have a fedora within grabbing distance.
1:31 that patented Tim Allen grunt broke me.