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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • "Sorrow is gonna be making these until he's dead. What a one-trick-pony, predictable, no-talent asshole." - Me, to myself, daily
    More r/niceguys: goo.gl/PvnYg8
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    r/ Top Posts: goo.gl/q8ptsB
    Twitter: / sorrow_tv
    "I’ve just been binging @Sorrow_TV videos and lemme tell you that boy is funnier than a 2015 Ford F-150 Lariat" - NakeyJakey
    "Please sing more" - Ross Barnett

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  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 Před 5 lety +3565

    "Not deserving of my kindness" does not equal "deserving of my malice."

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 Před 5 lety +344

      It's not even kindness. It's just superficial acts with the delusion of receiving some kind of reward for them. True kindness does nice and considerate things without requiring thanks, praise or payment for it.

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 Před 5 lety +36

      This is too true! Nice job putting this sub into words!👍

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 Před 5 lety +80

      Even so its so true. Like, even if you dont like someone and dont want to be nice to them, you dont have to be mean? Like? We learned this in preschool yall

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 Před 4 lety +89

      I think he sees "kindness" as "withholding outright malignancy".

    • @dr.salty.m.d.7021
      @dr.salty.m.d.7021 Před 4 lety +1

      D. S. Parent Sr thank you

  • @scriptosaurusrex
    @scriptosaurusrex Před 5 lety +1888

    'you literally found my picture in r/crossdressing, what did you expect?!'
    Laughed so hard.

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax Před 5 lety +162

      Add to it the fact that he's calling the person who posted the picture gay while he himself is who found another man attractive.

    • @ImChickenLittle
      @ImChickenLittle Před 5 lety +49

      @@MinimiMax he didn't know it was a guy.
      Crossdresser knew he'd get a sexual reaction appearing as a female which is fine being gay and he was in r/crossdressing so there was no deception/trap. Dude should notice he was in that section and know he's seeing the opposite of what he thinks he's seeing. Then again you can't get to certain r/ sections without searching it or something related so unless he has no clue what crossdressing is he didn't get there by accident.
      But from his reaction he's not gay but he is homophobic

    • @tyrus1235
      @tyrus1235 Před 5 lety +73

      There's also "boi" in their user name. Like, there are two very strong hints pointing to it being a dude, but the Nice Guy completely overlooked them

    • @outclassed4323
      @outclassed4323 Před 5 lety +58

      Looking for a girl to Mack on in r/crossdressing is like looking for good health care advice on Yahoo answers. You can do it. But results May vary.

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah, like...what DID he expect?

  • @HiveCat666
    @HiveCat666 Před 6 lety +1759

    “Blow me, Ross” lmao honestly sorrow tv has a pretty decent singing voice.

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya Před 5 lety +3125

    Onision is a r/nice guy from hell and not even Satan wants him.

    • @mariabrady4900
      @mariabrady4900 Před 5 lety +65

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT
      THERES A NICE GUY BOOK SERIES HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTT

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 Před 4 lety +12

      Proof? I’m not doubting you I’m just trying to see examples

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 Před 4 lety +27

      CraftMacnTee have you ever watched his videos?

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 Před 4 lety +9

      Amber Ashley no...

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 Před 4 lety +76

      CraftMacnTee good. Don’t watch them, they’re cringy. He acts like he’s entitled to women and good fortune for essentially nothing.
      He’s made SO MANY videos about Eugenia Cooney before she started receiving help, essentially just bashing her for abusing her followers and the examples she’s setting, and not actually showing any concern for eugenias health. All his videos are essentially directed towards whoever is relevant at any given time talking shit about them

  • @esperreads8716
    @esperreads8716 Před 5 lety +4971

    “I love Asian girls, they are super innocent and cute” *cringes hard*

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet Před 5 lety +509

      Fetishize an entire demographic and that's what you get...

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 Před 5 lety +505

      I feel like he watches anime and has a pillow with an anime pic on it lol

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 Před 5 lety +235

      EXCUSE ME. It's called a DAKIMAKURA you uncultured SWINE.

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 Před 5 lety +83

      @@paytonkilmer1920 gosh sorry....

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 Před 5 lety +290

      Don't apologize to me; apologize to my collection of Persona 5 body pillows.

  • @russelhobbs2210
    @russelhobbs2210 Před 6 lety +6478

    Don’t ever stop singing,you funky man you

    • @yeeeee47
      @yeeeee47 Před 6 lety +36

      Russel Hobbs OH MAH GAWD another person who likes gorillaz!!!!

    • @samgeisler7033
      @samgeisler7033 Před 6 lety +26

      Because we are totally short on those.

    • @Mannyisgod1926
      @Mannyisgod1926 Před 6 lety +1

      Who the hell says funky these days

    • @joshuathomas9555
      @joshuathomas9555 Před 6 lety +53

      @@yeeeee47 Ofc, who doesn't?

    • @helloname3218
      @helloname3218 Před 6 lety +51

      Honestly he makes my day every time he starts breaking out into songs, LOL.

  • @ketchupkitsune5_
    @ketchupkitsune5_ Před 5 lety +3228

    Fight all of us, Ross. Sorrow’s singing is magnificent

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a Před 4 lety +9

      wrong

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 Před 4 lety +87

      @@user-73a 8 months later

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu Před 4 lety +213

      @@user-73a you're allowed to have your opinion, even if it's a wrong one

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 Před 4 lety +6

      @@user-73a I'm with you on this one mate, the videos could do without all the singing

    • @NebulaMXC
      @NebulaMXC Před 4 lety +10

      God forbid someone has an unpopular opinion, right?
      Don't get me wrong, I like most of Sorrow's singing, but sometimes it's grating to listen to.

  • @ryanne.5172
    @ryanne.5172 Před 4 lety +691

    Dude: *inappropriate sexual message on a professional website*
    Woman: This is inappropriate.
    Dude: Ahem! I believe a “thank you” is in order???

  • @itskateke2017
    @itskateke2017 Před 5 lety +3816

    “Nice guys don’t like makeup”
    *MOM CAN I GO TO SEPHORA*

    • @Sleepy_Starlight
      @Sleepy_Starlight Před 5 lety +11

      KateTheBate wait are u Sherriffsunshine on reddit

    • @kiaraomeara2063
      @kiaraomeara2063 Před 5 lety +8

      Same

    • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
      @tiki-nagasvoice7919 Před 5 lety +81

      "Can you buy me all the makeup in every store you can think of?" I agree, and I have never worn makeup.

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 Před 5 lety +14

      All the makeup, all the time.

    • @har0her059
      @har0her059 Před 5 lety +37

      Lol be careful that they don’t catch on or the nice guys will be there to hold the door

  • @degeneracy_1018
    @degeneracy_1018 Před 4 lety +1701

    Random internet person: “Hey, what are you wearing?”
    Me: “skin”

    • @seff6533
      @seff6533 Před 4 lety +15

      Whatchu wearing?

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis Před 4 lety +12

      Whatchu wearing under?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 Před 4 lety +56

      @@Unlimited_Vis bones

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 Před 4 lety +54

      i had a weird fever dream some guy slid into my dms asking for nudes, and i went 'is a video okay?' and sent him a video of me peeling a banana. he of course went 'wtf' and i explained 'well, it's nudity' bc the banana wasn't covered by its outer layer anymore. really wish my brain would've let me continue that dream because that might've been the most dumbass genius idea i've thought of ever and i'm glad my brain p much just went "i gotchu fam, you ain't ever gonna be at the hands of a nice guy long as i'm around'.

    • @dekelyosifon
      @dekelyosifon Před 4 lety +10

      Seff NETHERITE ARMOR, THOU IS EQUAL, NEIGH, *SUPERIOR* TO THY DIAMOND ARMOR!

  • @ShotgunLlama
    @ShotgunLlama Před 6 lety +362

    The last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy, but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 Před 5 lety +732

    6:52 NOIOOOOOO 🇯🇵
    That part always cracks me up.

  • @Ping404
    @Ping404 Před 6 lety +13674

    NEVER. STOP. SINGING.

    • @isaacjones6323
      @isaacjones6323 Před 6 lety +67

      Ping 404. I actually don't really like his singing, I think it's kind of annoying.

    • @atidiaX
      @atidiaX Před 6 lety +48

      I actually skip all of the singing and also think it's annoying.

    • @homerdominguezjr4145
      @homerdominguezjr4145 Před 6 lety +268

      Ping 404. Keep singing

    • @thedoodler2179
      @thedoodler2179 Před 6 lety +316

      He needs to keep singing.

    • @tiastez
      @tiastez Před 6 lety +9

      put the singing in the end so i dont have to my my hands to locate where the video starts thanks

  • @thisisaname4661
    @thisisaname4661 Před 5 lety +3229

    Get bent, Ross Barnett. I come to these videos for his singing.

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 Před 5 lety +2455

    1st dude: that’s literally assault...?

    • @suspectedpotato376
      @suspectedpotato376 Před 5 lety +175

      Maggie E What? No, it’s a nice guy. If it’s a nice guy then it doesn’t count

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 Před 5 lety +66

      Well working up to homicide takes time and a few cases of assault sometimes

    • @Kevin-sd9ec
      @Kevin-sd9ec Před 5 lety +7

      500th like, almost as satisfying as the video

    • @thatonekid640
      @thatonekid640 Před 5 lety +9

      And battery

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 Před 4 lety +2

      @private private tbh for a second I thought you were a nice guy but you weren't, thankfullly

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 Před 4 lety +275

    Mans found a person called MiseryBoi on r/Crossdressing and didn't even think that they might be a dude

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi Před 3 lety +46

      It’s literally got “boi” in the username like how do you mess that up

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren Před 3 lety +43

      "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT R/CROSSDRESSING HAS MEN CROSSDRESSING!"

  • @Mooseankle
    @Mooseankle Před 6 lety +455

    *_Nice guy, holding a green lightsaber_* : ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
    *gets rejected*
    *_Nice guy, now wielding a red lightsaber dejectedly_* : IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOOOOOT

    • @Rijapega89
      @Rijapega89 Před 6 lety +6

      I lold with this one, nice joke xD

    • @otamatune9153
      @otamatune9153 Před 6 lety +25

      He went to the dark side in a couple of seconds

    • @andrewdeluna7656
      @andrewdeluna7656 Před 6 lety +2

      why wasn't Santa embalmed I'm sure an incel would be wielding the red lightsaber

    • @luiginoidtank8666
      @luiginoidtank8666 Před 6 lety +1

      Otamer ZXD that is the definition of a "nice guy". infact i learned that's what a guy who "tries to be nice" and then does a complete 180 when they get rejected is called when I saw the first r/niceguy vid sorrow tv did.

    • @Mooseankle
      @Mooseankle Před 6 lety

      Andrew De Luna || yEs

  • @delvinlora1198
    @delvinlora1198 Před 6 lety +5128

    Don’t these nice guys realize that the way to a girls heart is to have all 3 Egyptian god cards.

    • @KoiPuff
      @KoiPuff Před 6 lety +426

      Just a normal Useless Bitch If you pull out Exodia they fling their virginity at you, proven fact.

    • @shuhongliu4800
      @shuhongliu4800 Před 6 lety +317

      I thought the fastest way to a girls heart is a chidori?

    • @marycoffelt3041
      @marycoffelt3041 Před 6 lety +80

      Just a normal Useless Bitch now your talkong real shit

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo Před 6 lety +59

      Shuhong Liu that's the fastest way to give them a heartATTACK

    • @jimbodoodle8837
      @jimbodoodle8837 Před 6 lety +48

      Oh its sakura the useless bitch

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  Před 6 lety +3200

    4/19 blaze it

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea Před 4 lety +789

    **Goes to r/crossdressing expecting to find girls**
    It's like looking for silver in a gold mine...

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge Před 4 lety +90

      *_I came looking for copper, and I found gold_*

    • @robotbjorn4952
      @robotbjorn4952 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh that's good. Can I use it?

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 Před 3 lety +53

      @@traskforge "Goddamnit, I came here looking for copper, and I keep finding all this gold instead! What am I supposed to do with this shit?!"

    • @Joe_Mama661
      @Joe_Mama661 Před 3 lety +10

      *Minecraft mining in a nutshell*

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Před 3 lety +7

      @@misterb3577 Maybe his country values copper more than gold?
      I dunno why I'm trying to defend him...

  • @deannaparker9900
    @deannaparker9900 Před 5 lety +802

    I absolutely love the "That was a test" bit. That lady is so clever! 😂😂😂

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 Před 4 lety +120

      I have heard that a good way to filter out the worst people that asks you out is to suggest a reschedule because the suggested date for meeting up wont work for you due to a convienient family event or dentist appointment. If they are interested in you and not looking to get laid and a decent person to boot they most likely wont mind. If they decide to throw a hissy fit you know that you did not miss anything.

    • @jameskyle3466
      @jameskyle3466 Před 4 lety +24

      On the other hand, it's so fucking obvious. I think I'm a fairly balanced (but flawed) guy, but I'm also pretty busy most days. I don't play mind games. Whenever a girl would suggest it, I'd openly agree to reschedule, but also ask them to just tell me if they aren't interested, so that neither of us waste our time. There are girls who will just waste your time endlessly and reschedule 5 times in a row. Not worth the games. Ironically, this convinced my current girlfriend to give me a shot.
      People aren't dumb, don't play mind games. If you like the guy, see what he's like in person and don't waste time.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 Před 4 lety +57

      @@jameskyle3466 the entire video is basically why they can just say no.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 3 lety +20

      @@jameskyle3466 i think the idea is that their reaction to a woman asking to reschedule is indicative of the kind of person they are, hence, if the woman would be interested in carrying on, or if it's even worth her time

  • @lukedennis2436
    @lukedennis2436 Před 4 lety +767

    Anyone else been going back through Sorrow’s old videos and pretending like he’s uploading consistently again?

  • @ramisa7354
    @ramisa7354 Před 5 lety +1448

    “Blow me, Ross.” 😂😂😂 KEEP SINGING PLEASE

  • @guywithopinions6081
    @guywithopinions6081 Před 4 lety +872

    Bro deserve an Oscar for the “noooioooo”

  • @meepmoe
    @meepmoe Před 5 lety +284

    When I was 16, some random dude DM'ed me on Deviantart, saying this: "I'm taking you to Dubai to raise 8 of my kids... oops I meant you're cute". 1: I am a boy. 2: I'm not into creeps. He later deactivated. xD

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal Před 6 lety +4546

    Your Chills impression is spookily spot on

  • @notme57812
    @notme57812 Před 5 lety +778

    I need that noiioo sound effect. Someone help

  • @jackkyle8414
    @jackkyle8414 Před 4 lety +531

    All great relationships start with "don't be afraid."

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes because someone who pushes you out of your comfort zone wants you to grow

    • @sandmans5980
      @sandmans5980 Před 4 lety +59

      @@danielcuthbert961 ur missing the point dude

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 Před 4 lety +42

      @@danielcuthbert961 I don't think you see the point of these videos

    • @izzywizzyfizzy
      @izzywizzyfizzy Před 4 lety +32

      Daniel Cuthbert
      Do you even understand how creepy it is if a random stranger walks up to you and says, ‘Don’t be afraid.’
      Dude-

    • @rotomwithagun1678
      @rotomwithagun1678 Před 4 lety +1

      @Leviathan Ik right?

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 Před 5 lety +544

    I don't understand why nice guys go after women who have boyfriends. If they ended up dating the girl somehow, wouldn't they be pissed if some guy told their new girlfriend to leave her boyfriend for him?

    • @cinema_chic
      @cinema_chic Před 5 lety +51

      It's a combination of being able to play the victim when rejected and what they see in movies. The majority of teen movies centers around the "nice guy" type who has a crush on a girl with a boyfriend/casually dating someone/isn't interested.
      In those movies, the "nice guy" does things to show off how nice he is, how much more interested in her he is compared to her (usually) jock/jerk of a BF and eventually wins her over, but not before he has some kind of whining melt down.
      Most of these movies are guys pretending to be nicer than they are to get the girl, but when it doesn't work out in reality, those wannabes end up weeping like a bunch of violent bitch babies.

    • @jesusinreallife922
      @jesusinreallife922 Před 5 lety +3

      @rapidlyloosingsanity well technically you can't be "asexual" because that only exists in self reproductive organisms like snails but yeah ik what you're saying and that shits funny they usually say shit like "i can turn you straight" to my lesbian friend

    • @ondiiina
      @ondiiina Před 5 lety +22

      @@jesusinreallife922 You CAN be asexual. The term was used to descriobe people who had a dysfunction in their brain making them unable to want/enjoy sex. It's now used by people who generally doesn't want to have sex. I'm pretty sure sure a quick google search can explain this way better than I can.

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 Před 5 lety +1

      Ondina dysfunction? What’s so wrong with being asexual?

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 Před 5 lety +6

      general-lee as an asexual I find this very offensive. Go google it. The definition describes exactly what it is, not how you so poorly misinterpreted it.

  • @demenetori7976
    @demenetori7976 Před 6 lety +294

    *#15* big fake nice guy,the last thing you'd want in your DM's is nice guys fake compliments,but as it turns out,that might be exactly what you gæt.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 Před 6 lety +2

      Life is a joke ^This

    • @demenetori7976
      @demenetori7976 Před 6 lety +2

      only people who watch the whole videos will understand this joke

    • @professionallyhating
      @professionallyhating Před 6 lety

      Life is a joke FUCK I COMMENTED SOMETHJNG LIKE THIS NOW IM GONNA LOOK UNNORIGINAL SKDJNDND

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy Před 6 lety

      Life is a joke yasss 🤗🤗🙊🙈🙉

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 Před 6 lety

      Life is a joke I read that in his voice lmaooooo

  • @ez8114
    @ez8114 Před 6 lety +398

    Idk how he does it but every single voice he does seems to fit each text lol

  • @cherrijade
    @cherrijade Před 5 lety +1424

    "A man who focuses on you, your pleasure, your needs, and your desires as a...
    *wOMiAaNn* "

    • @norrie2460
      @norrie2460 Před 4 lety +2

      I cringed reading this, mmmm ewww

    • @forregom
      @forregom Před 4 lety +2

      wiomiona

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up Před 4 lety +16

      Ah yes a person of woman decent

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b Před 4 lety +23

      i fucking died when he just went "im a guy"

    • @princeramblerose
      @princeramblerose Před 4 lety +11

      i’m bisexual but according to this i’m a complete and utter lesbian

  • @WiggleThemNibblets
    @WiggleThemNibblets Před 5 lety +1182

    How to make a girl drier then the Saharan desert.

    • @sejfzlrrhman
      @sejfzlrrhman Před 5 lety +3

      *Drier

    • @WiggleThemNibblets
      @WiggleThemNibblets Před 5 lety +3

      @@sejfzlrrhman Thanks

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 Před 5 lety +22

      More turned off than Chernobyl.

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 Před 5 lety +20

      Hows about Antarctica, since she'll also give them a well-deserved *cold-shoulder?*
      Antarctica is a desert, btw. Just in case.

    • @tavvy4426
      @tavvy4426 Před 5 lety

      WiggleThemNibblets nah Antarctica

  • @connorcastle5046
    @connorcastle5046 Před 5 lety +915

    I love how nice guys go from 0 to fricking triggered real quick😂

    • @Frogkhan915
      @Frogkhan915 Před 5 lety +41

      And then the killer thing is they'll go back from triggered to a pleading zero again just as quickly or wildly whiplash back and forth

    • @l51818
      @l51818 Před 5 lety +2

      I want to see a situation where the woman decides to fake apologize to mess with them and see how they flip again.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 Před 5 lety

      @Monika the cycle-path
      Hey, driving the competition insane is a perfectly valid way to get the one you love! 10 points for you Monika.

    • @kimmye.9145
      @kimmye.9145 Před 5 lety

      700th like *dabs*

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline Před 5 lety

      I love how they go from)... holy shit you didn't thank me for holding the door open? to) SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING FINGERS *slam

  • @samantha1299
    @samantha1299 Před 6 lety +88

    the first guy literally physically assaulted her bc she didn't say thank you i'm crying

    • @thatonetails2403
      @thatonetails2403 Před 6 lety +12

      Has he even seen a car door that shit can slice fingers

    • @samantha1299
      @samantha1299 Před 6 lety +19

      ThatOneTails i know, i hope she pressed charges on his ass if the story is even true

    • @wesday3652
      @wesday3652 Před 6 lety +3

      Nice guys are fricking psychotic

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 Před 6 lety +4

      IKR ? It's like pummelling someone across the face because they didn't say ' Bless you ' when you sneezed

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Před 2 lety +98

    Ross silenced him for his singing, and that's why Sorrow won't come back. Thanks Ross, you ruined it for everyone.

  • @Liezuli
    @Liezuli Před 6 lety +223

    3:04 Number 15, Nice Guy DMs. The last thing you'd want in your phone's DMs are a nice guy's messages, but as it turns out, it might be what you get...

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM Před 6 lety +6

      I read it in the voice

    • @roxiep.8996
      @roxiep.8996 Před 6 lety +1

      Off topic, I love your azura profile pic

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 Před 6 lety +1

      Liezuli an anonymous Twitter poster anonymously posted a picture of their dm’s where a 20 or so year old autistic man said they were beautiful and then started calling them a whore the post had a message on it saying
      “What in the fuuuu?”. Supposedly the person who posted it had their account banned it’s a mystery what happened to their account.

    • @achxd
      @achxd Před 6 lety

      DMs*

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli Před 6 lety

      RHGravity Okay, fixed it.

  • @Hakajin
    @Hakajin Před 6 lety +364

    ...If you think it's appropriate to slam a car door on someone's hand because they didn't say "Thank you," you're psychotic. Seriously, that one was messed up. Not that the others are shining examples of male respect, but at least they didn't physically harm anyone.

    • @badtzmarub3772
      @badtzmarub3772 Před 6 lety +26

      Hakajin also who bows to someone when opening a car, lmao.

    • @nothingtoseehere7435
      @nothingtoseehere7435 Před 6 lety +40

      I think it was a fake story. But I can't for the life of me think of WHY someone would post that, true or not.

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 Před 6 lety +32

      Yeah, I'm thinking fake as well, but even faking that story while framing himself as the victim shows some seriously unstable thinking. This guy would probably be violent in a real relationship with that level of disrespect for a woman's bodily autonomy.

    • @hayz691
      @hayz691 Před 6 lety +14

      Hakajin Yeah, man. I keep thinking if that was me, who probably wouldn't say thank you to a guy opening the door for me (I have a bad habit of thanking people in my head but not out loud). I'd be devastated if my hands got seriously injured; they're incredibly important to my career. This guy is fucked up and scary.

    • @flowerpower2906
      @flowerpower2906 Před 6 lety +11

      Hakajin IKR geezuz, can you imagine someone open the door for you and you smile as a shy thank you and one second later this stranger freakin slams the door on your fingers !!! i would honestly think this man will murder me

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen Před 6 lety +303

    That Chills impression is spot on! XD

  • @ahstiasummers5583
    @ahstiasummers5583 Před 5 lety +473

    Nice guy logic: That girl didn't want to date me after I treated her like a decent human being? I'll just insult and physically harm her, that'll totally make her want to date me!

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 Před 4 lety +1

      Aren't you the entitled one expecting validation from every guy

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 Před 4 lety

      @Glenna Smith I self identify as a niceguy. I think all men (and women + non binary people) deserve sex. I also think it's okay to get angry when rejected because it's a stage of mourning.

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 Před 4 lety

      @Sabrina Owens let me spell it out you can not just expect people to be polite, you have to be polite yourself

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 Před 4 lety +31

      Daniel Cuthbert polite does not equal sex slave

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 Před 4 lety +32

      @@danielcuthbert961 do you really not see the flaw in your own logic?

  • @TheWebkinzMario
    @TheWebkinzMario Před 6 lety +541

    Bro needs to learn that cosplay is not consent.

    • @peridot_179
      @peridot_179 Před 5 lety +21

      SkyHime SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @newtnewtt
      @newtnewtt Před 5 lety +25

      Peridot Cosplay *COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT*

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo Před 5 lety +14

      @@newtnewtt WHAT??? SO I CANT JUST STICK MY PP UP HER ASS THEN?!?!?
      OH NOOO

    • @WolvenDragonZ
      @WolvenDragonZ Před 5 lety +5

      "Not usually a jerk". Just those 10 (now 11) times XD

    • @malachiowens3423
      @malachiowens3423 Před 5 lety

      That should be a given. I honestly was gonna become one of these nice guys nerds when I saw a Deadpool cosplayer with a nice ass but, I thought twice and walk off and I have no idea I even told this story.....

  • @michellebrowne9100
    @michellebrowne9100 Před 6 lety +624

    Honestly, Sorrow, I really appreciate these...my friends and I have all run into dudes like this, and hearing someone mock them (in hilarious voices) is just like, refreshing and validating!

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 Před 6 lety +39

      Definitely! A nice break from complaining about it to other men and having them defend the nice guys

    • @michellebrowne9100
      @michellebrowne9100 Před 6 lety +48

      Hey look, Eva, a "nice guy" in the wild

    • @RaeiniDay
      @RaeiniDay Před 6 lety +16

      Agreed, I should have blasted this guy who was on my friends list at one point (deleted him because of this post) and he made a status about how women only ever go for assholes and nice guys like him always get his broke. I responded with, "Maybe because being a nice person doesn't mean people owe you any kind of relationship?" Then deleted him when he tried to argue about it. They never listen or learn.

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 Před 6 lety +1

      Validating? How could these hilarious videos “validate” you in anyway? They are made to be funny ?

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 Před 6 lety +15

      @@d7b50 Because they don't make us feel insane. Lol

  • @Jake-ut4vo
    @Jake-ut4vo Před 6 lety +378

    THAT CHILLS VOICE AT 3:20 IM DYING

  • @nerdyguy1306
    @nerdyguy1306 Před 5 lety +634

    Sorrow TV: makes Chills voice impressions
    Emkay: *Are you challenging me?*

    • @stoleurperc
      @stoleurperc Před 4 lety +22

      I love emkay 💀💀

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 Před 4 lety +26

      Lol the colab that needs to happen! An Emkay/Sorrow Chills-off!!

    • @markhancockhecox
      @markhancockhecox Před 4 lety +6

      LOVED the Chills impression

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 Před 4 lety +21

      @@jamestouchette859 just imagine if sorrow's chills impression, emkay's chills impression, _and_ chills were all in the same video.

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 Před 4 lety +13

      @@randompromises1038 they should record a live-action video with all three but then dub each voice over the wrong person! Damien voices Chills, Chills voices Sorrow, Sorrow voices Damien...they all get to write their own scripts for the people they're voicing. And then Mini Oz does an ANIMAL REVIEW!!

  • @Alpha-bn6cj
    @Alpha-bn6cj Před 6 lety +220

    Holy shit the "this was a test" text is genius. Everyone should use this from now on to destroy the nice guy or girl that is harassing them

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 6 lety +21

      "Note how I didn't straight up reject you. However, you lost any chance you had by calling me a whore. Blocked."
      "i'M sOrRy My FrIeNd ToOk My PhOnE aLsO i MeAnT tO sEnD tHaT tO sOmEoNe ElSe AlSo I wAs DrUnK"

    • @normalgirleve
      @normalgirleve Před 6 lety +9

      Sorry my friend took my phone my friend is my brother my brother actually took it who was a my dog he's a good boy but he does that alot... new phone who dis

  • @Neptunella
    @Neptunella Před 5 lety +166

    I hope the first girl sued his ass (especially if she got seriously injured by that door). I'd like to see him try and explain his warped logic to court.
    ...seriously, what kind of psychopath do you have to be to physically assault a person for not saying "thank you"? :/

  • @jac1396
    @jac1396 Před 6 lety +1357

    That first guy won’t be going out with that group again because why the fuck would they go out with a dude that crushed their friend’s fingers for not saying thanks

    • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
      @firebreathingchickenduck4936 Před 6 lety +141

      Jac yeah like for one if i was there, he would be lucky that i didnt beat him tf up after that.
      Tbh they probably did.

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins Před 6 lety +79

      Jac Honestly some random dude coulda seen that and woulda beat his ass lol

    • @TathD
      @TathD Před 6 lety +107

      AND he posted about it online! It's concerning. That guy just might be a few years from getting locked up for something really serious.

    • @davidmistoffelees8459
      @davidmistoffelees8459 Před 6 lety +6

      He probably didn't do that. :3

    • @devs3720
      @devs3720 Před 6 lety +1

      Why wouldn't they?!?! Fucking white knight libtards, destroyed liberal epic style😎😎😎👌🏿

  • @Equanox214
    @Equanox214 Před 4 lety +148

    "noioooo"
    LMAO that legit made me laugh out loud

  • @MinosML
    @MinosML Před 6 lety +268

    Can we please appreciate the Noiooooo joke, its just that great

  • @blackjesus5675
    @blackjesus5675 Před 6 lety +57

    The Chills voice had me in tears lmaoo

  • @scintillanikki
    @scintillanikki Před 6 lety +662

    The girl who rushed to put on makeup is my new icon

    • @vinnigr6795
      @vinnigr6795 Před 6 lety +4

      no its kiibo

    • @mini_muichiro
      @mini_muichiro Před 6 lety +4

      @@vinnigr6795 holy- I found danganronpa fans

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 Před 6 lety +33

      I hate makeup but I’d put that shit on my face to avoid these guys.... these guys, just raise so many red flags.... like creepy, rapist abusive people.... those are the flags that are being raised... please don’t do this... guys please don’t be like this....

    • @lucariolps277
      @lucariolps277 Před 6 lety +15

      @@redsoulheart5040 they don't raise red flags. They are one big red flag with legs

    • @cheapestqueen559
      @cheapestqueen559 Před 6 lety

      Same

  • @MrHartApart
    @MrHartApart Před 2 lety +8

    I forget where I saw it but it was gold; some guy writes: "I hate summertime because all these women start dressing in tight and skimpy clothing walking around like they want 'it' but they don't, they're just being teases."
    to which a gal responded...
    "Oh no, they want it, just not from you."

  • @KnockMonsterr
    @KnockMonsterr Před 6 lety +1556

    THE CHILLS VOICE IM DEAD

  • @ruki4929
    @ruki4929 Před 6 lety +272

    Nice guys finish last because they go the wrong way and blame the finish line for being somewhere else.

    • @haileylittle796
      @haileylittle796 Před 6 lety

      lol

    • @clementinexx3881
      @clementinexx3881 Před 6 lety +4

      Ruan Coetzee Lmaooo. That's some funny shit. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. Před 6 lety +2

      Ruan Coetzee well done

    • @chloeowens2587
      @chloeowens2587 Před 6 lety +1

      Not all nice guys act like this me a nice guy always deal with heartbreak the correct way

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 Před 6 lety +3

      Well depending on what you believe is the correct way, that'd just make you a decent human being.

  • @demenevai
    @demenevai Před 5 lety +706

    That Chills voice was spot on!

    • @AnaLongoriaXX
      @AnaLongoriaXX Před 5 lety +3

      demenevai my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielopeoluwa
      @danielopeoluwa Před 5 lety +29

      Number 15 - *B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E*

    • @jacoblamberson686
      @jacoblamberson686 Před 5 lety +11

      Took me a second to catch it. A WO-MAN. Lol the pronunciations is spot on as well.

    • @Sarah-he2jb
      @Sarah-he2jb Před 5 lety

      Yaaaas 😂

    • @Plantsvszombies221
      @Plantsvszombies221 Před 5 lety +8

      demenevai the most annoying voice humanly possible

  • @VarthalabauHair
    @VarthalabauHair Před 4 lety +156

    Damn, that dude at 5:20 wrote an entire manifesto LMAO.

  • @dylz5607
    @dylz5607 Před 6 lety +280

    Sorrow’s singing is ridiculously entertaining

  • @theoryoftheinnocent
    @theoryoftheinnocent Před 6 lety +978

    I will forever treasure that "noiooo" joke

    • @MrMexico890
      @MrMexico890 Před 6 lety +9

      theoryoftheinnocent fucking naruto😂😂

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 Před 6 lety +16

      Fairydragon12 hes not wrong, that sounds was used alot in naruto but it's really just generally used in Japanese culture (ex. Phoenix Wright games.) You shouldn't be so quick to insult somone based in knowledge you really don't fully know as well.

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 Před 6 lety +4

      Fairydragon12 there was no sarcasm in that comment. How could u even make that argument. Whatever man I just thought u were insulting him for something that he himself was not incorrect for and if that isn't the case then my apologies

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 Před 6 lety +5

      Fairydragon12 I'm not "policing" anything nor am I making it my job. I can make the arguement that that's exactly what u did to said person. This is a comment section, anonymous conversation, anyone can throw in their two cents whenever. And I still can't see how that was sarcasm. If you had said "naa man there's nooo way that's naruto" I would understand but there was no sarcastic tone in your original comment and even if I tried to reiterate it irl there's no way I can make it sarcastic. Truth be told, u criticized him. I'm not defending him bc I really don't care but u were wrong about it in the first place. I was actually gonna let it go but that completely snide respond right now made me consider otherwise. "Please tell me you're not that stupid man" isn't sarcastic in any context text or not. Furthermore u were wrong after realizing the fact so in order to save face you backpedalled and said "I was being sarcastic" a really Lame and pathetic attempt for you to attempt to appear correct. You even said "I didn't insult him directly" which is irrelevant becsuse you were wrong and still insulted him even if it wasn't direct . Again this comment isn't necessary but neither is you're reply. I wouldn't even feel the need to reply if you didn't backpedal hard as fuck rn

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 Před 6 lety +6

      Fairydragon12 asking if someone is "daft" isn't something you do to compIiment them, so imma side with PiccoIo here and say it's kind of a bitch thing / insuIt
      sincereIy, a stranger who happened to read this magnificent thread

  • @lp0172
    @lp0172 Před 6 lety +549

    3:04 nice Chills impression haha!

  • @dylanpittser5894
    @dylanpittser5894 Před 4 lety +178

    That “noiOOOOOOOOOO” really got me 😂

  • @abyssiner7573
    @abyssiner7573 Před 5 lety +447

    7:56, that one got me dead. This guy looks in r/crossdressing and gets upset when the cute "girl" turns out to be a boy xD

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w Před 5 lety +6

      Probably mistaken it for cosplay?

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken Před 5 lety +6

      Haru Yanto oh! That would explain it!

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 Před 5 lety +6

      Or maybe a foreign dude who didn't even know what crossdressing actually is

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken Před 5 lety +2

      mrpsquared01 why not both?

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara Před 5 lety +16

      Plus, his username was literally "MiseryBoi". Boi! Apparently, no hint is enough. 😅

  • @tracieguyett
    @tracieguyett Před 6 lety +136

    The old-timely edit of “Whatcha wearing” had me laughing so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my back 🤣

  • @pkj4173
    @pkj4173 Před 5 lety +719

    i'm lesbian and i write it in my social media bio but every so often i get a man asking for a date and while i'm grateful that they'd want to i politely say no and tell them i'm lesbian and say it's in my bio, and they tell me something like "i could turn you straight" or "i know there are men who probably make you want to date girls instead but i'm not like them" thankfully the majority just apologize lol

    • @kaywood1764
      @kaywood1764 Před 5 lety +61

      should've gone to shiratorizawa Dude my friends say that once they convince the guys that they really are lesbians the next question is “well how about you and your girlfriend have a threesome with me?”

    • @INKYCARROT
      @INKYCARROT Před 5 lety +13

      should've gone to shiratorizawa This is so true. I tell my straight friends about it and they don’t believe they said something like that until I show them.

    • @MsLoopyLoops
      @MsLoopyLoops Před 5 lety +35

      'Can I watch'...thats what they usually seem to say.

    • @Bucherviews
      @Bucherviews Před 5 lety +24

      I'm asexual, and same. :/

    • @eatabowloffuck8160
      @eatabowloffuck8160 Před 5 lety +26

      @@andtheroadtorecoverybegins6290
      I feel your pain chick. Ive seen dudes try to hit on an obvious butch 😅. Jesus fucking christ. If I had a fucking dollar for every time Ive been told im only gay because I havent had good dick. Ugh

  • @androidcommandroid7591
    @androidcommandroid7591 Před 4 lety +50

    If anyone tells Sorrow to stop singing again, I will turn their ribcage into a xylophone

  • @farn0153
    @farn0153 Před 6 lety +204

    3:04 the last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy. But that might be exactly what you get.

  • @splatttt
    @splatttt Před 6 lety +824

    your chills voice is ridiculously good, please never stop

    • @nothisispatrick8752
      @nothisispatrick8752 Před 6 lety +10

      fr lmao

    • @elisemari2346
      @elisemari2346 Před 6 lety

      Another La valiant fan! Hi friend

    • @AzazelUmbra
      @AzazelUmbra Před 6 lety +1

      i laughed so hard, haha

    • @jkbmnrd
      @jkbmnrd Před 6 lety +22

      plot twist - this is chills with a really good sorrowtv voice

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 Před 6 lety +6

      Be careful what you wish for, you never know what you're gonna GAET

  • @doziaye
    @doziaye Před 6 lety +369

    3:04
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    *Number fifteen...*

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 Před 6 lety +74

      Atomic ManAnimations! *Burger King Nice Guys*
      *The last thing you would want to find in your Burger King burger is a nice guy but as it turns out that might be what you gaeeeeeet*

    • @arry7246
      @arry7246 Před 6 lety +8

      Atomic ManAnimations! Was about to say that.

    • @noahjackson466
      @noahjackson466 Před 6 lety +24

      The impression is too real...

    • @willrope5839
      @willrope5839 Před 6 lety +29

      *Number 15*
      _Burger King niceguy fetish._
      _The last thing you want to find on your burger is someone's fedora, but as it turns out all burgers are sluts anywaaays._

    • @floofmcgoof8196
      @floofmcgoof8196 Před 6 lety +7

      I came down here for this comment. Thank you.

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit Před 3 lety +30

    - Goes to R/Crossdressing.
    - Finds a picture of someone named MiseryBOI dressed as a girl.
    "Yes this must be one of those females I've heard so much about."

  • @Iliketurtles11887
    @Iliketurtles11887 Před 6 lety +327

    The chills impression 😂😂😂 and never stop singing bro 🤟🏻

  • @aname5102
    @aname5102 Před 6 lety +1221

    That singing at her beginning has me shook never stop singing

  • @itsandybenn2121
    @itsandybenn2121 Před 6 lety +227

    That "nooioooooooooooooo" killed me lol, I had to pause the video to quit laughing

    • @hannahs4705
      @hannahs4705 Před 6 lety +1

      This is probably Amanda me too!

    • @Bohtar
      @Bohtar Před 6 lety

      I cant find the original. It's so frustrating

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix Před 6 lety

      Ahmed Bohtar oh the humanity! nooioooooooo!

    • @afroshark8084
      @afroshark8084 Před 6 lety

      Ahmed Bohtar czcams.com/video/v-7nVqIkbwE/video.html

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix Před 6 lety

      Afro Shark lol nice

  • @Anelle1386
    @Anelle1386 Před 4 lety +86

    I can't STAND the chills voice but when you do it, it makes everything so much funnier lol

  • @peculiarmoon21px33
    @peculiarmoon21px33 Před 5 lety +532

    3:05
    Number Fifteen ;
    Burger King Foot Lettuce-

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 Před 5 lety +48

      -The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 Před 5 lety +13

      @@arcturus8896 thanks for telling the story

    • @xosarah0
      @xosarah0 Před 5 lety +23

      @@arcturus8896 I can hear this text

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur Před 5 lety +3

      @@arcturus8896 I feel like I heard this before... where is it from??

    • @LooneyBin17
      @LooneyBin17 Před 5 lety +20

      He was imitating Chills's narration on scary videos.Look up Chills,his narration is amazing,adds to the creepyness of whatever story he narrates.

  • @xopalatium
    @xopalatium Před 6 lety +697

    That Chills impression 3:04 it's so fuckin weird its good

    • @Inferencer
      @Inferencer Před 6 lety +37

      i unsubbed coz i thought it was him cheers for clearing that up i hate that voice

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 Před 6 lety +53

      Oh my god, I lost it at the Chills voice, it's fucking dead-on.

    • @griffindale5386
      @griffindale5386 Před 6 lety +8

      It's God tier lmao

    • @mozartsghost9271
      @mozartsghost9271 Před 6 lety +20

      I had it on in the background, and came back thinking he had chills doing a spot. Dude sounds like he's trying to be Chris Walken by adding full stops to his scripts in the middle of sentences.

    • @BLS1668
      @BLS1668 Před 6 lety +22

      Burger king foot lettuce.

  • @BUGME4T
    @BUGME4T Před 5 lety +461

    Not sure what caught me more off-guard in this video: The imitation of Chills' #15 voice, or hearing the background music be the instrumental version of the musical "How to Succeed".

    • @invaderjay
      @invaderjay Před 4 lety +14

      Dana Kathryn God I hate how he narrates those vids. Dude makes good content, but narrates like he’s still figuring out human speech pattern. I died after hearing Sorrow’s impression lmao

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 Před 4 lety +15

      Invader Jay I thought u were talking about sorrow when u said “I hate how he narrates his videos” and i got fucking whiplash

    • @maskguy4014
      @maskguy4014 Před 4 lety +11

      @@invaderjay I'm pretty sure Chills has like, a deflated lung or some shit.

    • @uponwrath4372
      @uponwrath4372 Před 4 lety +2

      Dana Kathryn noiioo

  • @juniebunnz
    @juniebunnz Před 4 lety +110

    I really hate how at some point in my entire life, there's a pretty high chance that I'm going to meet one of these people. Thankfully I have Sorrow TV's video's to help me out.

    • @matthewchapman6305
      @matthewchapman6305 Před 3 lety +5

      FORTUNATELY it seems more common on the internet. But yeah…probs happens in person too

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 Před 2 lety +3

      Hey, I’m a nice guy, and was just wondering if you’d like to FIGHT. SWORD TO SWORD. GLADIATOR STYLE. WINNER GETS THE OTHER ONES BELONGINGS, THE LOSER WILL BE TOO DEAD TO ARGUE.

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Před rokem +2

      Anime picture?! You must be one of those very cute and innocent Japanese girls!

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 Před 6 lety +668

    Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot lettuce, but if you date bad guys instead of nice guys like me, that's what you get. 😂

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma Před 6 lety +12

      Admittedly, he had a fedora on. But that's even worse.

    • @d.o.f.t.1578
      @d.o.f.t.1578 Před 6 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      🖕🏿

    • @domo6373
      @domo6373 Před 6 lety

      TheRadiantDehd shut the fuck up

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 Před 6 lety +4

      **woomean**

    • @TheBunnygirl20
      @TheBunnygirl20 Před 6 lety +2

      TheRadiantDehd lmao

  • @hayward325
    @hayward325 Před 6 lety +255

    3:04 N U M B E R 1 5 B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E

  • @ianhayden6088
    @ianhayden6088 Před 6 lety +253

    3:20, hey it’s the foot fungus dude

    • @remyzk9424
      @remyzk9424 Před 6 lety +1

      Ian Hayden yes, that is indeed the joke

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 Před 6 lety

      the fuckinG WHAT????

    • @bacon5962
      @bacon5962 Před 6 lety +5

      m'elody BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

    • @tracemaddox6669
      @tracemaddox6669 Před 6 lety +8

      So sad for Chills. He became a meme after narrating a story for one video

    • @nuclearwhale1817
      @nuclearwhale1817 Před 6 lety +1

      Ian Hayden His name is chills

  • @wealllovemia
    @wealllovemia Před 3 lety +19

    “I’ve always thought you were a douche if that that helps 😊”
    HA, GOT EEEEEMMMM

  • @tranquilitystream9908
    @tranquilitystream9908 Před 6 lety +653

    That moment when the term "nice guy" has actually become something negative because of some idiots.
    I on the other hand...
    Jk....

    • @RandomName-it3os
      @RandomName-it3os Před 6 lety +70

      only a _REAL_ nice guy doesn't say they are a _NICE GUY_
      BUT FOR SOME REASONS THESE *HOEBAGS* WON'T LET ME PUT MY COCK IN THEIR FLESH HOLES

    • @passingby1350
      @passingby1350 Před 6 lety +14

      You deserve an oscar xD

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 Před 6 lety +32

      I hate those Nice Guys they're destroying the reputation of the real gentlemen like myself. That's why females go after those chad fuckboys

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT Před 6 lety +19

      My husband, after finding out that nice guys never call themselves nice guys has been trolling me all morning and calling himself a nice guy. He is actually nice though. He is just horrified enough by all this (had no idea this even existed) that he is malfunctioning somewhat.

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 Před 6 lety +11

      You should stop dating that fuckboy and go out with a real men who will treat you like a queen. For example: me

  • @InkyBeeArtz
    @InkyBeeArtz Před 6 lety +804

    as a cosplayer, I can confirm that you get sexually harassed at pretty much any con. I've been stalked, grabbed, someone grabbed one of my necklaces and pulled me towards them to kiss me and when i pulled away it broke my necklace, I've had someone literally grab my arm and refuse to let me leave without giving them my number. So we have a right to be cautious when randos say shit like that. sorry not sorry

    • @some-one-else
      @some-one-else Před 6 lety +172

      Anah Eichman That's really fucked up, but sadly not surprising. Some people just like to ruin everything fun.

    • @BordrKing
      @BordrKing Před 6 lety +167

      COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT
      like damn the stuff I hear from cosplayers actually makes me hate conventions sometimes.

    • @jaiyapapaya
      @jaiyapapaya Před 6 lety +61

      That sounds awful! I really hope people calm down more

    • @alancollman1738
      @alancollman1738 Před 6 lety +34

      God help your soul if you cosplay as a fallout vault dweller and you forget to zip up the entire suit.

    • @InkyBeeArtz
      @InkyBeeArtz Před 6 lety +38

      wow thats really shitty of you to say. No i don't cosplay the lone survivor, and ur an ass for even saying something like that to me considering I could have been raped or worse, thanks

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman Před 6 lety +559

    Can someone explain to me: why do people get so angry when they’re rejected? Or feel the need to abuse the person? Cause didn’t the like them 10 seconds ago? How could being rejected make them hate them?

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 Před 6 lety +149

      runforitman people with low self esteem blame the other person for their failure to successfully get the girl or guy.

    • @aidancoyne2343
      @aidancoyne2343 Před 6 lety +39

      runforitman the dick’s emotions are hella fickle

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 Před 6 lety +110

      runforitman it seems to me it's either
      1) they experience extreme mood swings (probably need to get that checked out)
      2) they're so absorbed in their own ego that they can't see how harmful their actions are toward others (or just don't care)
      3) they're so insecure in their identity that even the slightest perceived insult or lack of validation can cause them to overassert themselves or take all means necessary to prove themselves "worthy"
      Or all three... and chances are if they're so prone to being hateful and abusive, it's questionable how genuine their feelings for the other person were in the first place.

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool Před 6 lety +23

      Either they’re very insecure or they’re so close minded and up their own ass that they think they’re better than everyone, and they think of women as inferior objects who owe them sex for being nice.

    • @lily..
      @lily.. Před 6 lety +34

      Human beings have the need to be accepted by a significant other or just in general. "Nice guys" is referring to people who are trying to be accepted, but when they fail, lash out. Probably in embarrassment or because they want to make themselves feel more significant than the person who rejected them so that they don't feel like a fool.

  • @Kris-pk4ig
    @Kris-pk4ig Před 3 lety +13

    "blow me, ross"
    We don't deserve sorrow tv. This is some of the best content out there.

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing Před 6 lety +533

    That Chills impresion was way to good. That's kinda suspicious.

  • @CreepybakeOven
    @CreepybakeOven Před 6 lety +113

    5:30 that dude messaged a whole bunch of us cosplayers and I was so spooked

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 Před 6 lety +3

      Gakkari Aki XD

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 Před 6 lety

      Gakkari Aki nice to know these videos hold no moral value to you unless you were being sarcastic I honestly can't tell

    • @amememachine8974
      @amememachine8974 Před 6 lety +10

      W A T C H A W E A R I N G

    • @eonni160
      @eonni160 Před 6 lety +12

      lmaoooo, I met a friend's friend at a convention and added him on facebook. I was slow to realize he was 1. hitting on me, 2. over thirty 3. a fucking creep.
      ended up blocking him, but then unblocking to chew him out after he messaged my other friends multiple times to hit on them. lied to him that my friend was underage in the hopes that he'd understand that maybe he shouldn't be hitting on my friends (as I was eighteen, my friends and I are out of his age range). he proceeded to blame her for not telling him this, me not telling him this earlier, how my friend's not justified to be intimidated by him and ignore his messages, how no one's ever supposed to be afraid of anything because one time he had a gun pulled on him and he wasn't afraid, and also how he thinks that men can't get raped. he. was. wild. i'm a little scared to run into him since we live I'm the same area, go to the same conventions, and i'll be showing up at the college he attends

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay Před 6 lety +1

      What convention was this at? Know a guy like this here in Florida.

  • @jayceepenny
    @jayceepenny Před 6 lety +327

    I've dealt with Nice Guys™ for most of my life, and honestly, these videos empower me to not put up with it in the future.

  • @crunchy1414
    @crunchy1414 Před 4 lety +21

    Honestly my favorite video because of the intro (singing and “Blow me, Ross”)

  • @redroll1935
    @redroll1935 Před 5 lety +687

    Who else thought their video was actually buffering at 7:36?

  • @Fimbleshanks
    @Fimbleshanks Před 6 lety +244

    Just once I would like to see these nice guys/girls actually learn from the responses of the people they're harassing.
    Editing because I forgot to add: Dude, don't stop singing. I love the format of your videos. The voices, the singing, the commentary, and the special little edits you make. Quality stuff.

    • @rumi0952
      @rumi0952 Před 6 lety +2

      I think you are asking for the impossible here.

    • @TheGreatman12
      @TheGreatman12 Před 6 lety +2

      I think they know, they're either too proud or in too deep to admit it.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar Před 6 lety

      Auzzie I think you're waiting for a gift wrapped package of Rocking Horse Excrement there... It *never* seems to happen!

    • @lyssaatkinson6719
      @lyssaatkinson6719 Před 6 lety +2

      I used to be a nice girl and then I realized how shit of a person I was and stopped trying to force people into dating me. And now I see girls doing the same shit I used to do and its nauseating.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar Před 6 lety

      •Sparkle Bean• I'm so old fashioned and not with it at all - I had to look up "Yet" on UD!!

  • @SkylerrClips
    @SkylerrClips Před 6 lety +325

    3:09
    number 15 burger king foot lettuce

    • @nupprince873
      @nupprince873 Před 6 lety +18

      Skrappy ikr that voice sounds just like him

    • @drowzy6335
      @drowzy6335 Před 5 lety +4

      Fuck I just scrolled down to comment that

  • @dekkodude2407
    @dekkodude2407 Před 4 lety +23

    The intro - so good. I need the whole track like that. Solid pipes man.

  • @crxstianalexandro
    @crxstianalexandro Před 6 lety +159

    That fake loading screen threw me so off

    • @brad6279
      @brad6279 Před 6 lety +4

      Cristian Ocholo wait that was fake? Lmao

    • @phoebe3269
      @phoebe3269 Před 6 lety +1

      Same. Even though it didn't look like what the loading on my computer normally looks like -- and I realized this in the moment -- it totally fooled me anyway.

  • @potatocat6093
    @potatocat6093 Před 5 lety +1695

    Once on Facebook a old man texted me and he said “hey what are you doing cutie” after 5 hours of him waiting he said “can I have nuds” I told him I was 11 and he said so? I said I’m calling the cops and he blocked me XD

  • @Cheyruz
    @Cheyruz Před 6 lety +37

    I didn't know "to get your ducks in a row" was a saying. That's the best thing that happened to me all week.

  • @MrMWorks
    @MrMWorks Před 4 lety +18

    Others: Stop singing
    Me: MORE SINGING!!! I DEMAND COVERS ON THIS CHANNEL!!!
    In all seriousness, you have a great voice dude. Keep it up

  • @swindle3561
    @swindle3561 Před 6 lety +617

    nOOOOioooOOO
    that was beautifully done lol

    • @dankarino
      @dankarino Před 6 lety +4

      Was looking for this comment and luckily didn't have to look far

    • @neongarcia5183
      @neongarcia5183 Před 6 lety +2

      Shit deadass killed me

    • @watam8
      @watam8 Před 6 lety +6

      SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

    • @present5888
      @present5888 Před 6 lety +1

      starlights united lmao

    • @swindle3561
      @swindle3561 Před 6 lety +1

      llowercase girl yes, professional scentist

  • @eclectic505
    @eclectic505 Před 6 lety +218

    03:05 *number fifteen*

    • @d4rk50ul5
      @d4rk50ul5 Před 6 lety +15

      A GentlemÆn

    • @sgtmjames
      @sgtmjames Před 6 lety +6

      A gentlemæn just being a good loveer to a womæn

    • @parkLaws
      @parkLaws Před 6 lety +1

      I don't know what it is, but that way of speaking makes me irrationally mad.

    • @chanda6973
      @chanda6973 Před 6 lety

      park, go watch some of chills videos and you'll understand :)

    • @parkLaws
      @parkLaws Před 6 lety

      yeah yeah I have. It's just something about it..

  • @Azumongo
    @Azumongo Před 6 lety +50

    07:49 Is the term "appropriate typo" a thing?
    "I *sweat* I'm a nice guy" while he's on full damage control is just amazing.

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 Před 6 lety +2

      Some nice guys can't help oozing niceness.

    • @mista9905
      @mista9905 Před 6 lety +5

      Most people use the term “Freudian Slip” when somebody reveals what they were thinking on accident

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo Před 6 lety

      Misterl212 Thanks Mister! You truly are a guy who is nice (but hopefully not a nice guy).

    • @mista9905
      @mista9905 Před 6 lety +1

      Azumongo (tips fedora) no problem azum’ongo (i’m not actually a nice guy lol)

  • @iosifhreceniuc5946
    @iosifhreceniuc5946 Před 4 lety +92

    Things that hold my life:
    Sorrow TV's singing
    Damien's wheeze

    • @memesrcool960
      @memesrcool960 Před 4 lety

      I am very sad that Damien quit, but it was the best for him. Love that funky guy, funk on, you funky man

    • @Soundstrocity
      @Soundstrocity Před rokem

      @@memesrcool960 he has a channel of his own :)