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- Sometimes, advertisers have no idea what they're doing. Most of the time, though, they know EXACTLY what they're doing.
Austin's Printer Ink Video: • Ink Cartridges Are A Scam
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Allow calculator to see your location?
Yes.
Calculator wants to: Know your Location
Probably to know whether to use them there fancy foreign maths and METRIC and stuff, yup.
@@starshieldnightpone5636 just asking which system to use would be way easier
Sure, why not?
I got a fortune cookie from panda express and it told me to buy more fortune cookies for the chance to get an actual fortune.
This can't be real.
@Maid of Time ok, i believe you. Do you have a picture of these cookies?
Suprise mechanics
The Black Baron it’s not a murder, it’s a suprise furnaral
@@tonyforshyr9381 woAH THERE PARTNER THAT WAS QUITE A STRONG RESPONSE
its as simple as uploading a picture to imgur or even just finding a picture of it online.
you go down the NIAGARA FALLS information EXIT and it just leads to a house with a sign in the yard saying "niagara Falls information" and then some guy comes out and says "did you know that Niagara Falls has water"
"That'll be $60"
And that it’s located in Niagara?
"Woah, I didn't think anyone would actually Niagara *fall* for this"
This feels like something out of Earthbound.
this reads like a tumblr shitpost
The ads that are like: “NO ONE HAS BEST LEVEL TWO!!”
“AFTER SIX-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TRIES I STILL HAVENT BEATEN LEVEL 8”
“IF YOU BEAT LEVEL 3 YOU ARE LEGALLY AN ORANGE”
“NO ONE CAN TAKE .3% OF THE MAP”
“ONLY 2.8% OF PLAYERS BEAT LEVEL 9”
And then steal a youtubers facecam reactions to get people’s attention
A good example of these is the tank game ads I keep getting. It’s somehow 4.5 stars and looks like it was made by a 4 year old tried to make an angry birds and tanki ripoff and gave up halfway through.
_Legally an orange_
r/shittymoblegameads might be more likely what you are looking for.
The fucking worst one for this is that app that claims to convert selfies into high definition cartoons. What it actually is is a series of shitty subpar filters that dont even come within universes of looking anything like the ads, and then to rub salt into the wound they take a $70 subscription from your bank without asking you. I cant remember what the app is called but you'll know if you've seen the ad.
Somehow C&C Rivals has a high rating like that...
Kynamite
Which one? Last I checked there’s a few apps that do that. Least I think so. I’ve gotten different ads for apps that do that at least.
Imagine a hotel with the minibar thing going through an earthquake and then charging everyone for the “moved goods” and being like “ well you mOvEd iT So yOu gOtTa PaY OoPsIe DaIsEy.”
Oof
Oopsle Dalsey
“The earth moved it”
*”then charge the earth”*
Earth: I aint paying shit
I bet they would do that and then get away without any repercussion
Almost everything on this subreddit should be illegal.
Not the Havoc.
Corey Lineberry OP said almost.
Everything
Most of it is.
what's sad is that most of it is not
"you had tried to do fraud"
"we are taking illegal action"
do A fraud**
Wveth *commited a fraud
Lol, rip the scam caller
taking a legal action ;P
"We filled a lawsuit"
12:29 how did we get to a point where """micro""" transaction cost the same as a new copy of a triple a game?
We didn't round up and execute EA execs.
And it's on a mobile game like tf
ARK is $60 for four maps and $20 a pop for the other four story. I’m waiting for a sale for genesis
Welcome to corporate America, where the almighty dollar makes the laws, and we humans are just the ones that write them.
@@tubb1 ...I hope you mean a sega genesis, trust me it's a better deal
"IRS is FILLING a lawsuit ON your name because you HAVE TRIED TO DO A FRAUD with the IRS, and were are taking ILLEGAL action."
Yeah. Thats... Thats not fake at all.
I called the number! 🤣😂
@@BaMenace what happened
@@karavitis The number you are trying to call is currently disconnected or unavailable.... beep beep beep.
@@BaMenace oh
Listening to that gave me anxiety...
The emergency room one is despicable
If you think that's bad searching for suicide pills will bring up ads for various pills *before* suicide prevention stuff
true
@@anneprocter not for me, I just searched and the first thing that came up was a phone number to call if I needed help. Second thing was a suicide hotline.
@@anneprocter hey I mean, I am not really sure if that is bad
Capitalism causes millions of preventable deaths each year.
“Didn’t newspapers used to be like a quarter?” I have a $10 yearly subscription to my local newspaper, delivered once a week. That’s about 20¢ per paper.
that wasnt what he was talking about, he means the ONLINE newspapers that charge like 10 a month for a limited amount of articles
@@behavior2836 no he meant physical newspapers when he said exactly what I quoted
@@behavior2836 he literally said "didn't newspapers used to be a quarter". newspapers are, in fact, a physical thing that exists and costs about a quarter.
Behavior deleted one of his comments but not the other what lmao
@@Emily-kd2zv lmao i didnt delete any of my comments, i only made one, this is my second, idk why you're lying for an argument that ended a week ago
"Here are some items you COULD OF bought" well now I have zero confidence that you'd actually be intelligent enough to complete my order.
Crappy design
People who write "coulda" or "could of" instead of "could have" are some of the only people who I support the death penalty for.
When people say of instead of have, part of my soul fizzles away.
Can we talk about how unbelievably condescending that is?? lmao "haha, we only PRETENDED to fulfill the service you requested. You actually get nothing. Go look at this other shit you ALSO can't have, you stupid gullible bastard." 😂😂😂
@@axenledgie1423 could've is the only valid way to write could have.
obviously you can SAY "coulda" or "could of" because the way we talk isn't perfect.
Whenever you get those IRS scam calls, just say, "Cool, let me just add the police and my lawyer to this call so we can sort this out," and listen to them panic.
When you call them out they legit have no remorse for what they are doing. They just tell you to 'fuck off' when you call them out on their scam and hang up
Avery Diaz How can someone sink so low?
When you get this you got to Play with them, my mother got one and she said oh let me get my husband he works for the irs and they told her to fuck off and hung up.
@@TheRealRusDaddy oh come on man
Esperanza Menbreno I'm gonna ignore that other guy. Everyone else should too. Don't feed the troll.
Also it's pretty hilarious that they say "fuck you" with them being the ones who called you.
*CALCULATOR WANTS TO: MAKE AND ACCEPT PHONE CALLS*
*KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Kowalski, analysis.
*ACCESS YOUR CONTACTS*
COMMIT TRANSACTIONS
*KNOW YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER*
Miss you Sorrowtv, I'm depressed as all hell but your videos always make me feel a little better. I literally quote these all the time
Same here, I’ve been re-watching his videos for the past couple years when I’m sad and I wrote him almost daily.
I guess that's a common theme, I'm going through some difficulties now and rewatching these videos helps me sleep. I miss him, hope he's doing well.
I think you're depressed because you're a f*rry. Change that.
@@fil4648 yes, I miss him too, and I also use his videos to help me sleep (literally doing that right now haha)
I know I’m late as hell but I also revisit this channel a lot. What Vine was for a lot of people, this channel and the jokes was for me. I quote Sorrow and his jokes constantly and a part of my humor has literally formed from this. Hope everyone who commented here is doing well
most of this video can just be described as
"GIVE US MONEY. GIVE US MONEY *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW-"*
2:34
@@f4t4l_fl4w 9:28
To be fair that's just life today lol.
“We want a gift... But only if it’s *MONEY!!”*
@@Rachel98246 "DONATE TO US! OOPS, DONATION AMOUNT MUST BE MORE THAN $2,763,228,685!
The emergency room one could actually cost people their lives, if you’re in that area, just go to Harborview in Seattle, it’s a trauma center and has a great ER
Whoever designed that should go to jail
Someone else in the comments said they ended up having to go to one 45min away thinking it was the closest one for stitches.
It also ended up costing much more than the other ones too
Yeah, but can a poor person go to Harborview, or are they completely fucked by its chargemaster?
@Osiel Velez
Whoever designed the US healthcare system should go to jail.
@@ekki1993 Whoever designed a lot of shit in the US should go to jail. Tbh, compared to the rest of the world, we’re the odd little sibling going through their rebel phase “I’m not like other countries”
"Oh you're coming along are ya"
🤣😂
"YAH YOU WERE INVITED! THI-THIS IS GREA-"
Lmfaoooo I lost my shit at that part haha
@@TriggaDesigns I did too XD
I hate those things...SO MUCH!!!
Not for me. I nuke that shit with pi-hole.
It’s funny how that London newspaper went out of their way to print BTS’ concert ad, when not only they don’t really need one but also tickets are sold out online in like 5 sec
I have wired my brain so that whenever i see any type of advertising material on the internet i just automatically disregard the entire brand
So.. you dont ever buy anything ? Lol
the only advertisements I’ve ever seen that I actively looked into BECAUSE of the ad is cool movies coming out and Thaely shoes because I really like what they’re doing and I just think it’s neat
The ad scrolling to size when zooming in isn’t even the worst part when you try to click the x sometimes to exit the ad it’s secretly still part of the ad and the real exit was invisible above it which reveals itself after you already clicked on the ad.
I dunno man when you click the X and the box remains with Google asking you why you didn't like the ad, that's pretty up there
The mobile ads that pretend to be interactive
@@j.c.2240 I recently played one that was interactive but after awhile of literally the same ganeplay because I failed the level, it forced me into the google play store. *and i could STILL play after that at the cost of being forced into the play store*
Please turn on location to prove you're not a robot
Please make sure we have access to your personal email to prove you're not a robot
Please allow us to have complete control over your device to prove you're not a robot
Please give us your credit card number, the expiration date and the three numbers on the back to prove that you are not a robot.
twitter - please give us a photo of your passport to prove your age because that totally isn't personal data
Please concieve and birth a child to prove you are not a robot
Please submit to a monthly fee of 50% of your total income to prove you're not a robot.
Please let us inject you with our new microchip in order for us to monitor your vital signs at all times to ensure you are not a robot
I once saw a $2,000 laptop at Walmart on sale for...
🥁
🥁
🥁
🥁
$1,999!
Callum Conway it makes no CENTS!!!
@Callum Conway people see a 1 instead of a 2 and their brain goes "oh its cheaper!" its very basic psychology. They teach you this stuff year 1 in business class
Wow it's a whole penny off!
Atleast it’s actually cheaper...
It’s like time (I sometimes fall for time one lol) where it would be 1:56 and you would automatically say 1’o’clock because you see the one when really you are supposed to round it up. It’s a trick a lot of shops do
This channel has cemented itself into my humor to the point where I can quote these videos and have certain parts that make me smile every time. In this case it's "mini sausage rolls!"
"Meenee sowsage rowlls!"
THE PASSWORDS OF PAST YOUVE CORRECTLY GUESSED
*BUT NOW ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST!*
i’m so happy i’m not the only one
WHICH ONE OF THESE PICTURES DOES NOT HAVE A STOP SIGN IN IT! FUCKING WHAT?
John Mulaney ❤️
Which one of these contains pictures of scones?
If you can't find them you're all on your own!
qnifeu is it an E, or is it a 3?
*_thats up to yee_*
The situation at 13:02 happened to me about a month ago. I ended up driving an extra 45 minutes to get stitches. What really pissed me off is that it was an emergency room, not one of those clinics, so my copay was $175 instead of $45. Marketing like this is dangerous. But hey, at least I've got a decent story now, right?
Were you new to the area? How did you not know where doctors and hospitals are? That is the more interesting part
@@DblTap317 Yeah, I just moved in from out of state.
@@tonyborbolla1828 oh no! :(
Got bit by a feral cat that got hit by a car. Declined the rabies shot at the emergency room but they talked me into a tetanus shot. $250 copay and they said my insurance company paid $600
That health system sucks tho... 45 dollars for stitches being the "fair price" is stupid.
I still love the part where Sorrow gets so angry about the fortune cookie ads. It’s such a genuine reaction and it makes me laugh every time 😂
7:40
>could of
*_>COULD OF_*
tf does could of even mean
did they mean could've?
@@j.clementec.m.1558 yes (probably)
*and it also said “You’re” instead of “Your”*
"Hey kid, wanna but some pāté?"
*To executives*
"He doesn't know he's actually buying *two* pāté!"
Executives: *dies*
Tf does this mean (also dont wooosh me)
@@lastday2466 r/WhOoSh YoU fUcKiN nOrMiE
I don't know what pate is and I don't know why two pate is a good or bad thing.
jackskellingtonsora 1:24-1:31
Why does this have likes, it's just a bit taken straight from the video
You think THAT fortune cookie was bad? I once got a fortune that said and I quote, " Po the kung fu panda loves noddles." They spelt noodles wrong in an ad for a movie!
I fucking died when I saw *noddles* in your comment.
My Mom once got one that said "Wow! A secret message from your teeth!"
DANGER NODDLES
Noddles are gey as cuf
Oof
Had a fortune cookie once that said
“You will be hungry later, order takeout now!”
That's golden.
Had one that said "Thanks for getting me out of that cookie!"
I got one that had 1 dollar and a paper saying, this is your lucky day, then lost the one dollar and had the worst day in my life
@@mr.rubert377 it must've been sarcastic
@@mr.rubert377
I'm intrigued.
“Here are some items you could OF bought” makes me want to die a little
Even though I understand that it happens due to the clipping of “have” sounding exactly like “of” and is quite reasonable, it still makes me mildly infuriated for some reason.
“My mother doesn’t even know my location but TWITTER DOES”
Little did Sorrows know... Twitter was his mother....
Hahahahaha that cracked me up
Kawaii Aphling Google asks for ur location and when you say no it still takes it
@@whiterunguard5316
Do you want to show your location?
Yes [No]
Here are the nearest restaurants to your location:
My Mother only knows my location because I’m either at home or at work, that is the only reason. The fact that FACEBOOK knows where I am 24/7 but my MOTHER only knows it based on a 50/50 shot is rediculous
3:25 This John Mulaney reference from Sorrow TV has officially restored my faith in humanity
areivion oh my god it is a John Mulaney reference! How have I missed that?
He references it so much and it makes me so happy whenever I hear the references :)))
"The password has passed, that you've guessed, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST!"
'look at these curvy letters. much curvier than most letters wouldn't you say. no robot can decode it. is this an E or a 3 thats up to YE'
AHHH SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED
3:40 I would like to point out that Android had (and still has) this weird thing where your device id thing is tied to the "make and manage phone calls" permission, meaning that if an app wants to see your device id, it needs that permission. also, twitter needs your location so that you can more easily say where you are in a tweet. modern android devices make it to where you can remove permissions from some apps. android permissions are definitely misleading, but most of them belong more in r/crappydesign rather than r/assholedesign
@@GR1338 Yes most of the time. Of course there's a rarity where malware will encrypt your files but in my experience it's just for saving them normally
True, but Twitter doesn’t NEED your location on a tweet. It’s a mostly pointless gimmick, a gimmick that locks you out of the app if you don’t accept it
"tried to do a fraud" oh noooeeess .w. wou got me, i-aw-s, im so sowwwyyyyyyy
Oh thank goodness for the flow chart. I thought it was gonna be things that looked like ass holes.
What have you done
YOU GAVE THEM IDEAS
Same here
/r/suddenlyanus
I don't like it
Venn diagrams?
A lot these *sound* illegal
And maybe *ARE*, if they are not they **_*should_*
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ most of them are and I would say all.
I often check r/assholedesign on Reddit, and it seems that most of them actually are.
Like the Facebook one
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ all of them should be
"Allow weather to make and manage phone calls?"
the clouds want to manage your phone calls
you could say.... the mighty glow cloud?
3:25
“Is it an ‘e’? Or is it a ‘3’? That’s up to ye!”
Whenever I see a promoted reddit thing I down vote it.
*careful he’s a hero*
Same
What is that? (i dont use reddit very often)
@@danker7680 paid adverts
@@megido878 Thanks
I hate how you click close an ad, but instead of going away it just shows you that thing of “WHY DONT YOU LIKE THIS AD?”
And even if you dare respond, the little white box is still there and you still can’t read the thing.
Ad* 😉
Yup, makes me want to purge the entire Internet.
cece
I don’t like the ad because I don’t like ads
Get adblock....
5:18 the tickets for those guys sell out within minutes. i don't know why their marketing team bothered to advertise the tour when it's obviously already getting enough attention lol
Toblerones changed because a tax on sugar was implemented in the UK.
I had to prove my identity to Facebook recently. They said to upload something like a passport, driving license, or ID card. I sent them a picture of Elon Musk smoking weed. Got approved last week.
Tom Olorin priceless!
What is all this about confirming your identity? I keep hearing about it but I've never been asked?
They keep pushing for my phone number.
Oh my fucking god, that's beautiful
I want to believe
Once, my family got a thing in the mail that said "Urgent: public health crisis. (Children especially affected)" and it was a political ad.
I'm breaking the streak
You're undertaker
@Susan Hates me what the fuck is happening rn
this thread is stale bread
@QcumberHershey oh thanks! i just fixed it :)
I actually play war of gems. The only multiplayer function is that you join a guild. There is zero gameplay that involves another player except an ai uses their designed team.
0:30 Your characters face reminds me a little of chris from total drama island, I hope I'm not the only one.
TheLosersaccount I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY IT LOOKED FAMILIAR THANK YOUUUU❤️❤️
@@mychemicalmachine Glad I'm not the only one 👍
*YOU HAVE TRIED TO DO A FRAUD WITH THE IRS*
You tried to do an illegal
*WE ARE TAKING ILLEGAL ACTION*
Let us enjoy our last few videos with Sorrow before he is taken to prison for IRS fraud.
We salute our fallen brother.
yoshi 2: sorrow tv
Sorrow tell Yoshi I said hi
It’s a scam call.
@@Charles-BARKLEY r/wooooosh
It's a scam call he wont be taken to jail ¿
If I opened a fortune cookie and saw an ad for my credit card I would switch to a different card and tell them that that was the reason why as I cancelled.
I assure you, nobody would give a shit. Credit providers don't give a fuck whatsoever.
I assure you, nobody would give a shit. Credit providers don't give a fuck whatsoever.
I assure you, nobody would give a shit. Credit providers don’t give a fuck whatsoever.
I assure you, nobody would give a shit. Credit providers don't give a fuck whatsoever.
I assure you, nobody would give a shit. Credit providers don’t give a fuck whatsoever.
Okay so fuckin storytime: I live in Huntsville AL, and I have been to a couple Havoc games over the years. I've seen this image a few times floating around on the internet, and the guy in the pic looks almost just like me. I'm pretty sure it's not me for a couple of reasons; I don't dress like that, I used to have long hair and I don't believe I've been to a havoc game since I started cutting my hair short, and I'm pretty sure that guy's holding an iphone. But it's just so eerie to me that this man from my city looks so much like me.
My eyes are usually glued to the game.
Is it worth the drive? I’m from Marshall co and I’ve heard a couple of friends say the games are really cool to go to, was thinking about it
3:32 I went to a site that said the same thing, I clicked "block" and it still worked so maybe they're not *Forcing* you, but *Lying* to you
You don't even have to click it, just exit that tab and return to the download page
I went to a similar website and until I did not click, they did not let me do anything.
@@idislikemints it shouldnt be like that, that verify thing is a another tab that basically have no link to the other one. I was once a fool and click on it and it bombarded me with 6 to 7 adds at a time, not even fucking joking, for every 10 seconds.
i'm not a native english speaker so the internet is crowded with language course ads. i remember when i got my first computer and i was like "omg let's take this free test" the test went like "unfortunately you just got 100/100 questions right, sign in to our course to improve your score" 😂😂
well the good thing is if as long as you can enunciate the language clearly enough english is pretty easy, given that it used to the language of dirty peasant farmers and every rule about speaking it can be considered at best guidelines.
good job! plus you now know not to use that service
Your English is really good, actually.
@@leaderofstars8774
Same thing with all Romance languages, whuch decended from Vulgar Latin.
You spelled better than most people that only speak english
8:39 I actually saw this sign, it's several miles away from the falls. It was extremely confusing, as the road to get there was already too convoluted to understand on GPS.
same
BTS literally sold out 3 stadium in a few minutes. Thats impressive
7:42 "could *of* bought"
No. They should get no business for this mistake, let alone the bait & switch email subject line.
It bothers me that a real company did this
COULD. FUCKING. HAVE. Not "Could of"
You're forgetting the title of their email, which literally says "You're order".
glad someone else pointed this out
I literally scrolled to the comments to write this before seeing your comment. We've gotten to the point where actual companies make these dumb errors, it's sad. Fire the guy that wrote this.
I lose my fuckin mind when I see that specific mistake
The facebook thing about confirming your identity is 100% real and is the ultimate reason I immediately left the site. At first when I got the message I thought it was some sort of joke or phishing exercise because my first immediate thought is "this can't be real; a social networking site wants my driver's license as ID?" but it is.
@Ariel Morel it is if a lot of people report you having a fake account or fake name, or when you were flagged for something else and one of Facebook's moderators thought your account looks fake.
I never got asked anything like that on Facebook.
Spudfuzz Do you communicate through text, calling, or FaceTime? That would help to talk to them.
@Spudfuzz whatsapp?
a few years ago when i used facebook i got that, and there was literally not other way to log into my account besides giving fucking facebook my driver's license or any other of my credentials?? thanks no. haven't been anywhere near the site ever since
I have to share this memory about Facebook. Back when I was in middle school, we had a project about some hockey player. So to gather info, I logged onto fb on the school computer. My mother saw that I was online in the middle of the day, and guess what she did? Did she text me? No. Did she send a message to my facebook? No. She fucking disabled my account because she thought I was hacked, oh my fucking God. The process in getting your account back is so hard and weird, I ditched fb completely. Looking back at this, I have to thank my mom
Oh my God I got locked out of my Facebook account because I couldn't remember my stupid password and then they kept sending it to my Hotmail account which doesn't even exist anymore because Hotmail doesn't exist and so I kept trying to get into there and it kept sending me to Microsoft Outlook. So then I tried uploading a picture of myself holding a sign saying the things and it still wouldn't go through and then somehow I magically just figured it out. Facebook sucks
My dads Condoms were designed this way
Rape good
Edit:time to ruin this entire "troll",I'm done weirding out people after 6 months and Indian bob is no more
-Bob simpleton
Donkey
Yes
Child
Why are you the gay
Still a better design than CZcams Rewind.
AAAAAWHAHAAA!
Oh, that burn is hot. Das hot.
Papa Boogie would be proud
Holy shit, memes have evolved!
Tessy Boy true
Such a low hanging fruit
I'm disappointed
9:05 just today I got three ads in a ROW cuz I don’t have premium. Also, I get 1-2 premium ads after every few songs, and the 30 minute thing is NEVER 30 minutes of ad-free music
I would switch to something else but honestly it’s easier not to atm. I play mobile games I’m used to a tsunami of ads :/
Same for ads on CZcams. Companies are taking advantage of us being home more because of a life-threatening virus and feining sympathy with their "we're in this together" schlock. This is why my father broke down and bought Pandora Plus for the family and I turned adblock back on for CZcams.
That's why I use adblocker, yes there is an adblocker for Android that works with all apps, it's called blokada and it- nah I'm not evil, but seriously check it out, it's really good.
And here we are in 2023 and Reddit is still being an asshole and hasn't even tried to change their sponsored posts formatting.
I can swear that the ending phone call says "we are taking illegal action" I guess that is fitting haha.
Same!
Runescape membership was actually as low as $3 at one time. What a weird way to find out @SorrowTV is my age.
It was about 120 dollars a year when I was growing up
$5 a month is what I remember
it's $11 now ;-;
Damn inflation
Fun fact: I saw the original pate post at 1:30 and though “pfffffft I’d never fall for that.” lo and behold, the next day I went to Aldi and unknowingly bought that exact brand. They fooled me even with the warning 🤦♀️
The way he says
"I put it in the package with my haaynnd"
"...closed it with my haaynnd"
1:32
7:00 as somebody who works in a bucket factory (yes, it’s as awful as it sounds), that’s not a bucket.
I’m somewhat of an expert.
Weird flex but ok
Bro but I still got a flex out of it lmao
Not gonna lie, that actually sounds kinda cool! Is there a difference between a pail and a bucket though?
1mymm I refer to them as pails. Partly because they are called pails where I live and also because my company is called “--pail” as a play on words. However I have a too tempered of an understanding of the varieties of English vernacular to give you a direct answer.
Pail sounds cooler than bucket tbh
was it a pail to work there?
One time, my family was on a vacation, and my Dad was driving. We were in Virginia at the time, on a large road that wasn't near anything. There were no nearby houses or buildings. And a speed limit sign reads 55 mph, so like any reasonable person, my father drives at the posted speed limit. Around a turn off of a traffic circle, a speed limit sign says 35 MPH, and a cop is waiting there, ready to give us the $200 speeding ticket.
Cops are part of the shitty capital system. Their job depends on arresting and charging and stealing from (civil forfeture) an exponential amount of law breakers. So they turn going under and over the speed limit into a crime. Vagrancy is a crime. Loitering is a crime. Jaywalking is a crime. And if the city dosnt make more crosswalks youre shit out of luck. Everybody becomes a criminal.
Thats illegal and you can sue the city but of course to do that you have to stay in town past your vacation. Its a pretty good racket.
They started doing that in my town. This really steep hill is 30 mph but, even without your foot on the gas, your car cannot go under 30 and still go over the hill. Both of my parents have gotten tickets bc some dbag decided to sit his patrol car at the tip of the hill and ticket everyone.
Even though it is *LEGITIMATELY IMPOSSIBLE*
funny enough there's one such intersection near where I live and i was doing like 40 on the 30 side to make the light and there was a cop car parked a few streets down on the 25 side...
then i saw the flat tire. it was left there.
Zoie B not sure what you are trying to say but I don’t think you understand the physics of a car going over a hill. Any car should be able to generate enough torque to go over any paved hill at any speed.
The “titanium” ring one would be really bad for people like me who are allergic to stainless steel. It’s not deadly but it would be money wasted
is it like contact dermatitis?
I'm allergic to all metals (as far as I know) except titanium and niobium, so I would be really annoyed by this as well. Not a threat to my overall health, but I would have to give it away or throw it out.
You can be allergic to metal? The more you know
@@pretzeldragon2975 you can be allergic to just about anything. You'd be surprised the allergies people develop
My sister in law is allergic to feathers. She once bought a “faux feather” pillow and she had an allergic reaction. Amazon gave her her money back and the listing was taken down. It did take a while though. If this ever happens to you PLEASE contact Amazon, had she been deadly allergic to them it could have killed her while she was pregnant.
Hello there? Is this Mr. Irs? I'm calling to get my free arrested pls.
This made me remember the time when I was a kid & literally begged my mom to spend money on NEOPETS. That bastard was SO hungry ALL the time & was unbelievably picky. It was around $2, but I sometimes regret it to this day. No one should have to pay money just to feed some little cretin from a FREE game.
a bit later in internet browser games for me, but i still feel so bad for making my mother pay for club penguin, animal jam, moshi monsters, webkinz, and so many others 😭
You think that’s bad?
A month after my Dad died of cancer we got a letter in the mail CONFIRMING that he won the $10,000 a week for life!
All he had to do was sign his name, notify his bank, and then mail the letter back.
Needless to say I think you all know how my Mom felt about that.
this is funny and sad at the same time.
That's terrible but ironic. Rest in peace.
Fish buddy It’s alright we had a good laugh about the whole situation later.
ThRiVe We were laughing about at the end of the day.
Well that is one way to get out of a specifically worded contract...
But seriously all the best to your family
2:20 imagine a fucking earthquake hits that hotel and everyone gets fucking 200€ added to their bill
This video makes communism look like a good idea.
i konw this is a month ago but in all honesty your right
There is 0% chance that even stereotypical late Soviet era bureaucrats could waste our money or fuck up our public infrastructure or make the internet as maddeningly unusable as the normal workings of capitalism have.
@@chrisl3987 People say shit about the USSR all the time, but at their motivation wasn't fucking *money.* That shit is the root of all evil for a reason.
@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Ethnic cleansings and the slavery of hundreds of millions of people is alright because it wasn't motivated by money.
@@drivernephi2212 Source: Radio Free Europe and the CIA.
A friend of mine sued a guy for putting one of those lawn signs up on his property. Funny shit he actually won. Got like a few hundredish bucks. I wish more people would sue those types.
Ronald Mahan what did he sue under?
@@cameronjohnson5281 I dont know i talked to him and he said he doesn't remember it was over a year or so ago so honestly i doubt even the lawyer would remember the case.
being a cheeky bastard in the eyes of the law, the right twat lol.
@@ronaldmahan8417 Trespassing?
Once on eBay, there was a listing for a product I wanted that cost $150.00 and some prick was selling his for $1.00 and charging $150.00 for the shipping.
I used to see that on eBay like literally constantly. I don't know if its not common anymore, hopefully they cracked down on sellers doing that. But I know there was a time, maybe over 10 years ago, when that sort of thing was ubiquitous.
MrGoat It was about 3 years ago
It happens all the time with sites like Wish, too. I refuse to use them because of it.
Sellers used to do that because ebay didn't charge fees on postage charges back in the day. So, to get around paying fees sellers listed items for a small amount and then charged the actual price as 'shipping'. Ebay stopped sellers doing that years ago now.
@@revivedfears It's kind of still being done
I feel like your channel's come a long way and I'm enjoying it a lot more now. You actually contribute and the posts are entertaining. Plus you have a nice singing voice.
I also meant to say that I genuinely appreciated the flow chart at the start here; I'm not a redditor.
In complete contrast to this subreddit, I once got a bunch of candy lemon slices and when I opened it up, there were 2 more in the middle that was covered. I don't remember what company they were from but whoever it was God bless you 🙏
*"It's time for the alooooone cam! Whose alone tonighhht? Ohh, there he is! Look at that guy! No friends!"*
LMAO
Well, we have to lower the population somehow.
my fbi agent every night
Me
The Facebook one really gets me. Had my account hacked by a bot a few years ago (before the leak that they sold personal info) and they locked it. When they hit me with that "send personal ID" option I couldn't stop laughing. These motherfuckers can't even keep bots out of their system and they expected me to trust them with sensitive information? Fuck off.
Your email is available for all to see
@zom bone Nevermind that the leak surrounding Facebook selling user information rumored that they were also selling user passwords?
@@AlwaysANemesis Password hacks are why you use two-factor authentication.
@@PongoXBongo How it is a password _hack_ if the fucking website itself gave them the passwords to begin with?
Thinking. Do that.
@@AlwaysANemesis That would be a sort of social engineering hack. The point being that it doesn't matter how or why someone gets your password, they still can't get in if you have 2FA enabled.
12:08 I use this argument to my parents all the time whenever they say anything about my brothers and I being spoiled as kids
I love his John Mulaney references. Also I live in the town adjacent to the US falls with the "NIAGARA FALLS INFORMATION" sign and it's in the town of Niagara falls. You do have to pass the exit to get to where that sign is, but it's only like four or five miles from where the park starts. There is a Niagara Falls information center in my town too but ever since they built the I-190 it's been abandoned since tourists don't go down the town roads anymore. It's accompanied by what were once really nice motels that have been abandoned with time. Oh and a tim hortons, it's next to the tim hortons
“Prove... prove you’re not a robot!” Was that a John Mulaney reference? 👀👀
I think it was!
Passwords of old you have guest now its time for the robot test
Le monke
which one of these pictures
does not have a stop sign in it?
I thought so
the passwords have passed, youve correctly guessed. but now its time for the robot test!
Sometimes the website says I'm using an ad blocker when I don't even know how to get one
these 7 boys are going to kill me Did you see the BTS part in this video?
@@ananasbanana yeah
if you ever want them on your pc they're in your browser's addon/web store
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ublock-origin/cjpalhdlnbpafiamejdnhcphjbkeiagm
@@mufferducker822 it's a shame as well because ads used to be not too many and the ones you did get were usually normal and not annoying. I'd rather an advertisement for deodorant than peeling plastic off your face to remove wrinkles
You just have to go to setting then extensions, it will have a link or button depending on your browser.
Hearing my favorite Reddit CZcamsr say "The Huntsville Havoc" a.k.a my home town and team, makes me so happy
Man watching a tad of John Mulaney makes me feel like I am in on the joke
When I first started watching SorrowTV (last year), I seriously thought that there were two guys reading the posts.
Nice.
Same
Well I did too lmfao
r/multiplepersonalitydisorder
Alchemist Potato he’s talented!
I hate how the ads for premium Spotify while in normal Spotify are like “DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOUR MUSIC GETS INTERRUPTED BY AN AD”.
Yes... I do hate it and I know ITS YOUR FAULT, you made it that way! It’s like your boss trying to relate with you by complaining about how you have to work in you free time.
So how do you suppose they pay the artist then if no-one buys premium?
@@felixandersen3815 The artists get almost nothing from Spotify, only drake and a few more could actually earn a living there. I don't support Spotify.
Felix Andersen the ads... they paid Spotify to show you ads
That's why i stopped spotify. I switch to other music sites due to those ads even tought i had premium
Soundcloud does the same thing. It rarely happens but it's annoying.
I love a phone where you can individually manage the permissions
In my case Twitter only has access to storage.
1:05 HAPYPHODYLIAS
Everyone call that fake IRS number and waste their time
Waste hours with the Grandma Edna strategy.
I believe the scan is that the number costs you a shitton of money
@@JimberWumby Get her grandson Tyler on the case.
@@evrbody oh you guys and your references 🥰
My grandpa used to work for the irs so anytime he gets a call like that he messes with them.
Dear god. You triggered my PTSD when you said “Runescape” and “convince” and “parents” and “money”
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Fucking overreaction, jesus christ
Sarah Randall imagine getting this mad over words on a screen
I am so honored that sorrowtv knew about RuneScape.
I will follow him to the ends of the earth!
Sarah Randall Is everyone r/whoooooshing?
Or did it actually happen?
Because if it did-
Damn I’m sorry, can’t imagine how awful that would be, I hope that one day you can fully recover
Still I’m pretty sure people are whoosing
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess i am really sorry what you have gone through and still do! i have ptsd my self and it also makes me really angry the way people tread ptsd and triggers nowadays! i hope you will finde good and soon recovery.
I love when companies have ads for their products in r/crappydesign. It's the best.
12:32 can we get an f for my friend that spent money on that bike?
G
That's why you gotta downvote all the ads.
Block the ads, downvotes still count as ad engagement. Your tactics will fail you.
ok, I'm gonna be perfectly honest, the "Niagra falls information exit now" sign is something that I have legitimately seen, it's in Pennsylvania.
Exit now means take exit but its confused by people
Don’t you mean “Niagara?”
@@chrislaezur730 Dude, it was a single letter. A single missing letter, not worth the comment.
Dude same, I've been there multiple times and it's hilarious seeing it
Chris Laezur actually viagra smalls
I've seen this video over 10+ times and I ONLY JUST realised that he referenced John Mulaney
3:12 This is actually illegal since it breaks the rules of GDPR which state you cannot have The "Accept ToS" Checkbox and have them send you emails in one checkbox they must be seperate
Adobe's on world's thinnest ice at this point