Imagine the dude just trying to strike up a convo with a girl, and the grandma sneaks up to him and tells the girl "he's circumcised!!!" and the dude just starts digging a hole in the ground 😂
My great grandma was born in 1903 and lived over a hundred years. Teaching someone who grew up during Teddy Roosevelt's presidency to use the internet was an interesting task
Jobey Try giving elderly people instructions on how to check their OS, and bit architecture so he can Download the proper printer drivers... Over the fucking phone >_
youknoowamh sure! She was an interesting character. Hated smoking (which was uncommon at the time, and my great grandad was a smoker). I only knew her in her last years of life, but I remember she had a one-room house next to my grandparents', and they took care of her. She spent most days playing old hymns on an organ. Died in 2004 at 101 years old, but not before we introduced her to google search, which she only used for sheet music.
4:14 I actually do this with an older guy my mother works alongside with. He gave me a PS2 along with some giftcards, so I really didn't mind replying to his goodnight and good morning messages for the next 3+ years.
Come to think of it, we're probably the last generations to have to teach older people about what the internet even is. Of course there's probably gonna be new technology that we'll all have to learn and probably not understand when we're old, but everybody will most likely know what the internet is. *ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, CHILDREN.*
I think the reason a lot of old people don't understand new technology is because they haven't kept up with it. Anyone who upgrades semi-reguarly shouldn't struggle too much.
I have no idea how to share images on any social media on my phone. I am 31. I fear I have fallen too far behind. Go on without me. I'm one of the lost now.
@@wheeliebin1791 Yeah, in their case it was a huge leap, going from their old timey ways to everybody having mini computers in their pockets in a few years was probably too much for them.
I'm more concerned about the drones casting fireballs down from drones over the Columbia Valley in NW USA and burning out our aged forests so the mountain sides will be bald when the enemy enters the US to consume our country.
Old people and children are the 2 groups that are simultaneously the most pure and savage. I work in child care and I have been brutally roasted by elementary aged kids more than I care to admit.
It was founded in 1880 founded as a ranger camp A.W. Dunn founded it too bad he'll never see it. Guess I'll post it as an unfunny comment to a joke from the video
This might not be nice guys. But I'M a nice guy ;). You see, girls are never into me because I'm just too nice. It's really a shame to see so many girls going out with men who will dump them in a few weeks. I would never do that.
the ending was so sad, i think one of the saddest anime endings i have ever seen. the way the beep carries on as the ending shows on the screen and the video just fades to nothing, truly heartwarming and tugs at your heartstrings
Great video you remind me of my son who committed suicide after his time in the vietnam war. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Mix together the raspberries, sugar, tapioca, lemon juice, cinnamon and salt until raspberries are well covered. Pour into 9 or 10-inch pastry shell. Dot with butter; add top crust and crimp edge. Make slits in the top crust and brush with cream. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes to set the crust. Reduce heat to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) and bake until crust is golden and filling is bubbly, around 25 minutes more. Allow pie to cool completely before serving.
Sad thing is, we're going to be these old people in 50 years when whatever new technology we don't understand comes out. Eventually we will be on the other end being laughed at.
Jaejoong Kim I don't think so. We know how to use google search and that probably won't ever change so we will always be able to learn. Old people don't know how to search because they can't even search how to search
I remember the night... I was working drive thru at Taco Bell... He asked for "that round thing that's got meat on it"... I sighed and mumbled under my breath as my palm rose to my forehead... I said, "Sir, that's our entire menu. I'm sorry, but you'll have to be more specific."
I just love the acting bits you do, and the voices; especially when it comes to this subreddit- it's my absolute favorite, and I'm looking for that one ep where the grandma says silly potato because I laughed so hard I couldn't breath when I first saw it. Please make more of these if you can, thank you, love you Sorrow!
Oh my goodness! I know I'm late to the party here, but I just discovered the old people posts. I'm 62 and a little more tech savvy than these folks, but not a lot! These are hysterical and your old people voices are perfect!
The repetetive "good morning" routine is actually pretty neat. It is a perfect method for elderly people to show that they didn't die or break their hip during the night. That way they will only lie on the floor dead or in agony for a day or two at most, instead of lying there for 3 months until the landlord comes to inspect the smell of rotting corpse.
1:27 Colorado Texas was settled on December, 29, 1845 I can find who settled it It was settled for the purpose of cattle shipment, with herds driven to Colorado City and loaded onto trains for shipment to the eastern markets.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editing and scripting of these videos with the pauses and the slow revealing of the text and how they keep getting better and better!
Netflix lost it after season three tbh
hakim amalou season 4 he saw someone important die, pretty sad
Season 5 kinda brought it back but then s6 just ruined it all over again
I dropped it just after watching the first episode of season 4. They handled it horribly
Oh come on man Season 4 wasn't that bad. Sure that imaginary alien was not the best character but he brought something new to it.
Season 4 was hardly any worse than seasons 1-3. It just made all the fanbase of Netflixers realize how bad the show had been.
"It's not a compliment he went to prison" I can't breathe
literally😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I read this as that part played
Sign In no
are you ok? you might want to lay down in a coffin
Me and my grandchildren
"Shut up jesus I know what I'm doing" may be the single most chaotic sentence i've ever read
I can imagine my granny saying that 😂
I can see myself actually saying that
magic octopus
I can see almost every atheist say that
For me, it’s “that’s a funny trick to play on god” from the spore episode of monster factory
"I told them you're circumcised - they LOVED it" lmbo 😂😂
grandma WHAT
Did... did you censor "ass" out of an acronym? In a CZcams comment?
@@Oddi0 did you just call an acronym... an anogram? 😂😂
@@mimistardust3915 Fuck, I knew that was the wrong word. Editing.
Imagine the dude just trying to strike up a convo with a girl, and the grandma sneaks up to him and tells the girl "he's circumcised!!!" and the dude just starts digging a hole in the ground 😂
“Old people are the greatest! They’re full of wisdom and experience.” - SpongeBob Squarepants
"SCREEEEECH!!!"
-Four, BFB
Billy?
What?
how do use those round yellow?
Easel
stassue?????/////////
That "Uber eats driver" one killed me. I haven't laughed that hard at a meme or a textpost in years. These posts are too pure!
Nect I dont get it
@@imnotgaybut6408 An Uber, a car used by someone hired by Uber to drive people places like a taxi, EATS driver.
DEAR GOD
*THEY’VE TURNED ON US*
*BACK! BACK YOU BEASTS!*
UBER EATS DRIVER
*DEAR GOD*
*THEYVE TURNED ON US*
*NO, GET BACK YOU BEASTS!!*
*BACK! BACK!*
*_STAY BACK DEMON!_*
Transformers 7 be like
Please name a more iconic duo than...
The Eagle Statue
and
The Magic Octopus
I'll wait
Rusty Nan sharky and palp
Goku and a Gun
Yim and Yum
Synthia Synsation Yim Yum!
The Magic Statue
And
The Eagle Octopus
*you will soon learn to appreciate me*
it's a quote from Star Wars - Jabba the Hutt said it. That person (it's actually OP's uncle) is actually brilliant
iMakeGarbage Edits id like the picture of the frog
463 likes, eh??
Eagle Statues
Peter Huh. I never realized that
My great grandma was born in 1903 and lived over a hundred years. Teaching someone who grew up during Teddy Roosevelt's presidency to use the internet was an interesting task
my great granddad was a doughboy in the trenches in 1917-1918, but I didn't get to meet him
Jobey
Try giving elderly people instructions on how to check their OS, and bit architecture so he can Download the proper printer drivers... Over the fucking phone >_
Can you share some more about it?
+youknoowamh
eh... me or the other person?
youknoowamh sure! She was an interesting character. Hated smoking (which was uncommon at the time, and my great grandad was a smoker). I only knew her in her last years of life, but I remember she had a one-room house next to my grandparents', and they took care of her. She spent most days playing old hymns on an organ. Died in 2004 at 101 years old, but not before we introduced her to google search, which she only used for sheet music.
3:45 - This isn't just a picture...
...they put that phone on a scanner.
That's like an OG screenshot technique.
'' how is michael doing with therapy'' left me deceased
*Netflix dies in season 6 ep 19*
SHIT.WHY DID YOU SPOIL IT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow spoiler. I can’t believe it. you’re such an ass
Fuck off dude
Yes, oly I send to you! Netflix dead! No more Netflix!
n o FUCK, I WAS SO CLOSE TO THAT EPISODE BUT YOU HAD TO SPOIL IT
My dying words shall be magic octopus.. and no one will get it lmao.. It'll be amazing
My last words will be, "There's one million dollars hidden under the..." Then I'll die. That should cause some chaos.
Respawning in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... *dies*
@@thegreatmoustachio Wow so original and funny
Orange soda squid
My last word
"I am so sorry I thought I saw a motherfucking octopus
4:14
I actually do this with an older guy my mother works alongside with. He gave me a PS2 along with some giftcards, so I really didn't mind replying to his goodnight and good morning messages for the next 3+ years.
At least someone cares about you. That's very nice of him
One day, one of you will stop responding. The cause will be unknown to the other. Your ties will have been severed. The mystery will haunt you.
The "Uber Eats driver" and the Martha Stewart L had me dying! 😂😂
"Granny died last night..."
"Oh no, did she have any last words?"
"Yeah...'magic octopus'."
walter
Old people are just so pure and clueless. I miss my grandma so much
That is sad. I'm sorry for your loss
Same dude, I miss my grandpa. He was way more tech savvy than these guys though.
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Sorry for the loss.
good luck.
Come to think of it, we're probably the last generations to have to teach older people about what the internet even is. Of course there's probably gonna be new technology that we'll all have to learn and probably not understand when we're old, but everybody will most likely know what the internet is. *ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, CHILDREN.*
But we get to do it first. Sooo....
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First.
😕😕😕
I think the reason a lot of old people don't understand new technology is because they haven't kept up with it. Anyone who upgrades semi-reguarly shouldn't struggle too much.
I have no idea how to share images on any social media on my phone. I am 31. I fear I have fallen too far behind. Go on without me. I'm one of the lost now.
@@wheeliebin1791 Yeah, in their case it was a huge leap, going from their old timey ways to everybody having mini computers in their pockets in a few years was probably too much for them.
"sorry michelle oboma about the weather" LMFAOOOOO
You have me in absolute stitches with these old people ones 😂😂
I really lose it at the nicegirls/guys
Top Mysteries
Magic octopus
This has upset me alot I hope she gets jailed and get the shit beaten out of her everyday yeaHAHAHAHAHA
Top Mysteries Why stitches?
i hate facebook because of these.
Hope she found that banana bread recipe
I'm more concerned about the drones casting fireballs down from drones over the Columbia Valley in NW USA and burning out our aged forests so the mountain sides will be bald when the enemy enters the US to consume our country.
*receipe.
re-cheep-ay
YaBoi Linkma. my autocorrect says recipe
Notchella1 YOUR AUTOCORRECT HAS CHUNKY BLUE MOLD IN IT.
I love how grandmas always play matchmaker XD
I told them you were circumsized they loved it
*BLuE CheEsE hAs MolD IN iT*
Blue cheese
ox the smell of rain xo *BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT!*
Piper The Baguette blue cheese
*_BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT_*
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 blue cheese
order corn
order corn
order corn
eagle statues
order eagle corn
corn statutees
Why you wanna know about me?
skibidiskappapatnidumskappum
Ba
Nana
Embrace the cheese
apple sauce price walmart
price for apple sauce walmart
sauce made from apples at walmart
oh is not the goggle my bad
its not a compliment
he went to prison,, old people are savage
It's because having been born before us, *they know we can be replaced* o_o.
Often without realizing it
Old people and children are the 2 groups that are simultaneously the most pure and savage. I work in child care and I have been brutally roasted by elementary aged kids more than I care to admit.
Now i cant stop envisioning Sorrow trying to fight back an entire traffic jam with a broken broom.
*Ah, yes. Yoda, from lord of the rings...*
*_BY WHOM OR WHAT_*
Zree read this comment at the exact time he said "whom or what" nice.
*_WHOMST_*
*WHAT MUST I DO??!?!??!*
By the magic octopus
The eagle statues grandparent doesn’t understand how to use safari but figured out how to dislike the text lol
The "Uber Eats driver" bit had me laughing for five straight minute. XD
OMG it's killing me right now! Lmfao!!!
💀💀😂😂
When and why, and by whom, COLORADO CITY, TEXAS WAS SETTLED BY?!\\\\\ I NEVER GET ANY RESULTS
WHAT MUST I DO?!///////////
It was founded in 1880
founded as a ranger camp
A.W. Dunn founded it
too bad he'll never see it. Guess I'll post it as an unfunny comment to a joke from the video
That "good morning" one was actually kinda nice.
Yeah. :3
Sir Teddy Fortesque Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
Good morning
My gma constantly texts me paragraphs of encouragement and signs off on a bunch of heart and church emojis bless her.
“Its not a compliment he went to prison” 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭
Stop the gay cringe emojis just use this ☻
no more mikey
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Eagle statues
Have you tried /r/AteTheOnion?
It's a sub for people who take The Onion articles seriously
So its not a sub for people who eat raw onions?
people take the onion too seriously? that's comedy gold.
Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in capital punishment.
@Sternia Hoenheim WTF?!
Wait so I’ve been posting unedited videos of me eating whole raw onions to the sub for *nothing?*
4:14 This is an actual conversation I have with my parrot every day
Kristy M good morning
Ashley Drury good morning
good morning
good morning
good morning
"Old people are so wholesom-"
1:54
Wait this isn’t nice guys
LoL
nice guys>than all other sub reddits
Utoobe I actually enjoy Nice Girls more. But hey, the main thing is, we enjoy the same CZcamsr!
This might not be nice guys. But I'M a nice guy ;). You see, girls are never into me because I'm just too nice. It's really a shame to see so many girls going out with men who will dump them in a few weeks. I would never do that.
Choppe Styx jesus christ you did it so well I wanted to punch you.
This is honesty cute to see these grandmas and grandpas fail at anything on the internet
I agree
I agree and funny
So true
Go away, f*rry.
I hurt myself today
Attempting to eat fruit
It wasn't cut up all the way
Now I have to make a toot
~Johnny Sorrow, 2018
J*J* sucks.
Eagle:
• Statues
• Statues
• System
eagles
eagle system. sratues
Mikey... no more Mikey! RIP
r u making a joke about this
Hermetic Kitten didn't expect to see an asmr channel here.
I'm so sorry for your loss! 🙏
w4rr10r11 thank u
that one actually sadened me...
*BANANA BREAD-A RECHIPEH*
BANANA BRED!
Hi sorrow tv,
Your profile picture is amazing!.......
.......no likes eh?
You will soon learn to appreciate me
Did you edit that straight away?
@@megara83 it's part of the joke.
im the like n.666 :D
@@morroprieto1680 damn it would be a shame if...
Oh lawdy, I know the guy in the Groundhog Day one at 8min.
Would you believe he's not old, just extremely Russian and irritable? xD
yes
ah, idk.. a blacked out name.. unless you submitted this to the subreddit, im having a hard time believing you.
@@casualcrisis6349 It would probably be hard to forget seeing such a particularly awfully-worded post from someone you know lol
Magic Octopus?
*Oswald*
Oswald is Jesus?
My childhood
oh my f-
Ron Jet Oswald was my childhood
Oh yeah the octopus that tipped his hat to everyone...
7:37 should be "All you need, love is."
I should know, I'm a huge Lord of the Rings fan.
What? Nooo. That wouldn't be true Yoda speak, buddy.
Ethan Guthrie It’s clearly a star trek refernece
Ethan Guthrie ik, Dobby is my favorite character.
*Battlestar Galactica
Nah it’s a space balls reference
Pretty sure Yoda would say, "All you need, love is."
That Johnny Cash song parody at the beginning had me rolling!
nine inch nails song parody*
@@LdopaFuckwhoevertookthishandle ah yes someone of culture
Magic octopus
That killed me, and the grandma literally
BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT
Bacon ranch is better
HA!
The Uber Eats driver made me cry I laughed so hard!
the ending was so sad, i think one of the saddest anime endings i have ever seen. the way the beep carries on as the ending shows on the screen and the video just fades to nothing, truly heartwarming and tugs at your heartstrings
It's nOT A COMPLIMENT HE WENT TO PRISON
Gramps with the savage burns tho
The ending is so hilarious and sad at the same time
It's okay, it wasn't really his grandma.
Or was it...
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.
It wasn't his grandma... or was it?
Love the use of mungo Jerrys "summertime" in the background👌👌👌
Lmao the oxygen sounds for magic octopus. Dude you literally do the best voices hahaha
I looing for boy clothes
Great video you remind me of my son who committed suicide after his time in the vietnam war. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Mix together the raspberries, sugar, tapioca, lemon juice, cinnamon and salt until raspberries are well covered. Pour into 9 or 10-inch pastry shell. Dot with butter; add top crust and crimp edge.
Make slits in the top crust and brush with cream. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes to set the crust. Reduce heat to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) and bake until crust is golden and filling is bubbly, around 25 minutes more. Allow pie to cool completely before serving.
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You Tube, like comment.
You Tube, I want you to like the comment.
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That's.....one way to handle your son's remains.
So sorry for your loss.
CZcams comment.
CZcams post comment.
Comment to CZcams.
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Give your old folks a hug guys they aren't going to be here forever to give us content.
0:54 dude sounds like Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls.
I’m going to name my firstborn Eddedddmyes
Bah.....Nana
Sad thing is, we're going to be these old people in 50 years when whatever new technology we don't understand comes out. Eventually we will be on the other end being laughed at.
Jaejoong Kim That's in 50 years. Just watch and laugh and forget about it.
I don’t think so.
Idk ima try my best to stay update to date, I don’t HAVE to fall back in what’s up to date.
Km Dev you're*
don't*
Jaejoong Kim I don't think so. We know how to use google search and that probably won't ever change so we will always be able to learn. Old people don't know how to search because they can't even search how to search
7:53 "Phil? Phil Collins? Ned Ryerson! Oh, wait, no... you're Phil CONNORS. Never mind."
I died at the Uber Eats driver LOL
Magic octopus
*mistery intensifies*
*L*
I hope this is posed
I love guacamole
Eagle Statuse
*_L INTENSIFIES_*
Oh no,Kira killed him!
The way he says ‘so much cheese’ still makes me laugh till I cry.
8:19 ... you just know he meant Minions.
this is giving me customer support flashbacks
I remember the night...
I was working drive thru at Taco Bell...
He asked for "that round thing that's got meat on it"...
I sighed and mumbled under my breath as my palm rose to my forehead...
I said, "Sir, that's our entire menu. I'm sorry, but you'll have to be more specific."
You are one of my favorite youtubers!
Twentyone Chicken tenders
Magic octopus
I have 200 GB (good boy points) can i pls haz sum tendies?
Chicken Tender boi same!
You may all have tendies
I just love the acting bits you do, and the voices; especially when it comes to this subreddit- it's my absolute favorite, and I'm looking for that one ep where the grandma says silly potato because I laughed so hard I couldn't breath when I first saw it. Please make more of these if you can, thank you, love you Sorrow!
6:08 That's a valid response.
*vietnam flashbacks*
I'm pretty old fashioned, but I still believe in capital punishment!
Magic octopus
Soooooo... the tire dies?
The 6:56 bit made me cry from laughter. Why was that so freaking funny to me.
6:27
OH.
OH. I FINALLY GET IT
ITS A STARWARS REFERENCE!
he's quoting jabba the hutt!
Good video tell sorrow tv I said hi this took me eddedddmYes
Sorry guys i merppr
Eagle statues
I CAN'T DO THIS SORRY
That was my favorite one XD
Glorious
_Lord of the Rings_
Simply walk into mordor, one does not.
That grandma at 2:40 is the greatest wingwoman ever xD
Oh my goodness! I know I'm late to the party here, but I just discovered the old people posts. I'm 62 and a little more tech savvy than these folks, but not a lot! These are hysterical and your old people voices are perfect!
*I l o v e g u a c a m o l e*
*EAGLE STRATURES*
The Martha Stewart bit had me in tears
The repetetive "good morning" routine is actually pretty neat. It is a perfect method for elderly people to show that they didn't die or break their hip during the night. That way they will only lie on the floor dead or in agony for a day or two at most, instead of lying there for 3 months until the landlord comes to inspect the smell of rotting corpse.
COLORADO *_(CITY)_*
*TEXS*
Just the intro was incredible. Thank you for this video, Sorrow.
7:24 I shed a tear
1:27
Colorado Texas was settled on December, 29, 1845
I can find who settled it
It was settled for the purpose of cattle shipment, with herds driven to Colorado City and loaded onto trains for shipment to the eastern markets.
4:55 hey Sorrow TV
*WOOOOOSH*
Actually...
Hey ERROR 404
*WOOOOOSH*
No u
And i really mean it
Something tells me i got bamboozled
Wooosh
*woosh rip*
*r/WOOOOOSH*
That song in the background "In the Summertime" by mungo jerry, its so great! Good choice
Joshua Moan ikr
So you gingers are migrating to youtube huh
yo Alex why ya gotta be call Gingerist
Mungo Jerry...I'll never forget those sick mutton chops
interesting observation
This one probably has my favourite ever intro, kills me, hahaha
IM LITERALLY SCREAMING OVER THE HURT REPRISAL 😭😂😂 YOUR BEST WORK YET
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editing and scripting of these videos with the pauses and the slow revealing of the text and how they keep getting better and better!
*COLORADO CITY, TEXAS*
Tiana Caviera WHOM OR WHO
when and why
TEXS
I'm in tears over the guy searching Google about texas. Omg nobody narrates like SorrowTV.
This is the first time I’ve laughed out loud at anything on youtube for so long, thank you!