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I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404.
I guess I'm a genius.
Brain not found
I'm genuinely surprised no one has been wooshed by this yet
Woo Ooo sh r/whoosh
Moon Wolfie You just fell for one of the most classic blunders
Moon Wolfie Double woosh
"this is a porn site, Socrates" might be my favourite quote of the year already
"Corrupting the youth" indeed
Socrates sounds like a fucking bitch
@@memecream752 Socrates needs some Mia Khalifa to calm down.
"But Socrates was Greek and I quoted a Latin phrase" ~ That guy, probably
I was actually looking for how to say that phrase in English. "Of taste there can be no dispute."
"One mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make," he said, after calling someone bad at math for one error.
"he has shitty grammar and bad math"
"not a bad mathematician make"
@@MickShoemaker17 yeah I'm pretty sure that is *somewhat* correct, though. Just very unusual and antiquated. Also he might be misquoting someone from his history books or whatever
Hey dont talk smack about master yoda
Don't forget the fact he was talking about grammar and not an actual "mathetical error"
Je called someone bad at math for NO errors actually.
Funny thing is I go to a science school so I'm surrounded by really smart people and nobody talks or acts like this. Instead you have people who put rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes, drop lightbulbs from the sixth floor, or break three of the anatomy lab's scalpels trying to carve a pumpkin.
At MIT people drop pianos off a building
@@waharadome They WHAT
@@duck966 search for 'Baker house piano drop'
I am a college student that works in the STEM Center as a tutor. Me and a coworker get excited over the 3D printer. Also, we talked how when making spaghetti sometimes people add salt the water to help lower the boiling point. The science is that whenever you add impurities to a solvent (in this case water) boiling point gets lower. Their revelation is that we don't necessarily have to use salt. We can use sugar to boil pasta. It became blursed after that
@@olympianrenegade5433 Boiling pasta in sugar? You've mamma'd your last mia.
Universities are such blursed places it blows my mind. A few years ago we had a really bad flood and some dude was just kayaking down the sidewalks like nobody's business, and yesterday I heard our marching band's drumline arguing whose turn it was on the braincell.
I was at Chili's and a waitress was able to take our entire table's orders without writing anything down and got everything perfectly right. We mentioned it since it was pretty impressive and she said she had an eidetic memory. My brother asked why she was working at Chili's and she had my favorite response. She said "I can remember things, not understand them." People who really have natural abilities don't need to constantly brag about being better than everyone.
She could have been a doctor tbh. To my understanding, the career is like 70-80% memorizing and the rest is learning.
@@radiofloyd2359 I am guessing you are not a doctor? Also, no such thing as an eidetic memory. It´s a theoretical term, not something that actually exists.
@@Ludifant I'm obviously not a doctor, however my mother studied a bit of medicine on the side to her psychology and told me it's all mostly memorizing, for all it's worth. Doesn't really matter if the memory doesn't actually exist, since the point is merely that this person has ease memorizing, call it what you will.
@@radiofloyd2359
A doctor, yes, but a terrible one.
@@ezakustam Never said they'd be good at it, but at least here in Canada, every doctor is paid the highest salaries in the country... That was the point, she would be able to make a shitton of money out of that talent.
1:54
“One mathematical slip up does not a bad mathematician make.”
*gets 7 - 3 wrong*
Don’t forget the part where he ridicules a guy for a small insignificant grammar mistake, only to say it’s bad to do that in the very next sentence.
"Mathematician make"
"I was deprived of coffee so i couldn't make basic math"
7:40 brags about thinking about black holes and light, - doesn't know light isn't affected by gravity
@@davidzeibert7981 Sorry, a thousand sorrys, but light is kind of affected by gravity. Since graviy bends space-time, which can curve light and is why light can orbit a black hole. Im not very smart dont be angry with me
Onision hates reading comments from underdeveloped brains but he loves rating the bodies they’re in
oof
somebody
ohhhh
Onision needs some milk
0:17 it's amazing that tattoo artist was able to do those words so well considering the fact he must have been laughing the entire time.
I have a masters degree in English. Mind you I've never stepped anywhere near a college campus. Nevertheless I think I would ace all exams.
MusicFanatic You are right.
卐 A Nazi That Wants to die inside 卐 ay yo what’s that username pal
Well Alex Hellfire, if you read it, it says, “A Nazi That Wants To Die Inside”.
卐 A Nazi That Wants to die inside 卐 Wow not only are you a Nazi, but you’re also a smartass. You must have so many friends.
CC was On the guy now known as “a stripper”
When none of your skill points are in Charisma
Legit my brother when we play
Strength 3
Perception 6
Endurance 4
Charisma 0
Intelligence 10
Luck 4
Max Strength, Agility, Who needs charisma when you can just punch them
Speech: -7
Really intelligent people know that maxing out Charisma, Luck and Dexterity is what you need to do.
Intelligence becomes pointless and needless at this point. Which--anybody with any actual intellect would be able to come to this conclusion.
The person talking about Black Holes wasn't even correct. He has shown that he has no actual knowledge in the subject. 10/10 r/iamverysmart material
Guy needs to take special relativity 101 lol
Yeah the question was like a story of a z category scifi movie
Lmao my high school astronomy class covered this for like two days with the first day being a crash course video and i still understand more about special relativity than this dingus
@@jarahfluxman20 And give him a general relativity class while he's at it, his entire conception of how gravity works with light seems to be wrong
Please for the love of god help me because I'm confused too and I hate that I don't know the answer, also explain like I'm in middle school because that's when I tapped out of listening to science class and started learning to draw dragons
“i took an iq test a few weeks ago”
“i got a perfect score”
Always the anime pfp
Fucking anime profiles
🎶 *anime profile pictures. they are pretty funny. but they are always assholes* 🎶
how much do you wanna bet it was an online test which just says perfect every time?
That one was joke i am almost sure.
@@KaraokeNig yeah that had to have been a joke. You can't get a perfect score on an IQ test lol
“My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly high” “I’ve never actually taken an IQ test”
*”Wait that’s illegal”*
@@coleglassner449 oml you're such a clown
@@coleglassner449 youre* so far you arent holding up to your claims...
booty_ hunter420, Also I Really Don’t Care For Grammar Police. I Don’t Care About My Grammar When Talking To Random Ass Strangers. It’s Not Like I’m Interviewing For A Job. Bruh. Your Really Failing To Make Me Mad. You Won’t Ruin My Mood, I Don’t Care About Your Opinion... People Should Stop Caring About Things You Should Not Care About. Again I Don’t Care. Just So You Don’t Jump To Any Conclusions, I’m Replying For Fun. This Reply Does Not Mean I Care At All.
@@coleglassner449 oh my god it's like a free comedy show keep going
These people must’ve watched a lot of Richard and Mortimer.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear rchartd and the mortimer
Deported
*Rickolas
You and axxl are everywhere
How to properly clean your metal computer IM HALF VINEGAR HALF WATER AND SALT MARINATED RICHARD!
I'm the second smartest person in my entire house and I'm sure others are extremely jealous.
My home is just my wife and I.
Me too! (It’s just me and my cat.)
Kristin Moody how smart is your cat dude?
@@streylok439 so... do you remember that stock image of the cat professor xD
Jaime Gallego yea I think so
I want to get a dog as soon as I start working and have figured out my time schedule. But not a bloody collie because I bet that dog will become better at math than I within months
4:45 remember when Chandler and Monica want a letter of recommendation from Joey for an adoption agency but then Ross shows him what a thesaurus is and Joey uses it on every word and turns “they are warm, nice people with big hearts” to “they are humid pre-possessing Homo sapiens with full sized aortic pumps” lmao
3:21 i wish someone would've replied "calm down Virginius"
HAHAH
That would be funny lmao
More like "Virgenius"
@@BaneOfZane Yeah, this is big brain time
"this is a porn site, Socrates" LMAOOOOOO
Hahahaha I enjoy people like you.
What happened to her nipples
If it works, it works.
Actually if you knew anything about Socrates you would know he didn't just quote sayings like that. Anyone who finds that Socrates comment funny clearly needs to read more so they can become capable of participating in an intellectually stimulating conversation.
@@SanityVideo I'm trying to tell if this is satire or not
Life advice : If you have a friend like this,
Don't.
@A Cat God. Same
@@bruh......2005 same
Just toss them in the trash, simple.
Alright I won't make friends with teenagers. 😹
10:53 dude I watched the godfather at 12 and had the iq of a literal lightly salted baked potato
Watched it when I was 14 and I didn't understand any of it
Watched it again a few months ago at 20 and I understood some of it.
I'm obviously a genius.
These people took those five-minute-crafts "if you solve the question in 5 seconds you have a high iq"
Leo Lunchbox I always take those and I go in with the mindset that I’ll kick ass at them and I always fail miserably, I never learn. It’s always the tests fault, I tell myself as I click on the 4th one in a row that I’ll inevitably fail at.
If you find the 1 in under 5 seconds you have at least 200 IQ
lll1llll
@@lumbajackthumbs7755
I saw it immediately. Does that mean my IQ is 2000?
HARPER DODD I saw it in 666 seconds, what does that mean?
@@rosepiercedx uhhhh, it means "u dumb"
Some plebian told me that my iq was the same as my shoe size, but jokes on him because i have big feet
European shoe sizes are like 6 times bigger than US shoe sizes. This is why Americans think Europeans are smart.
Yeah but like......our maxxxx sizes are like 48 to idk like 53 or smth and that's still......Well yeah might be better than the average American I guess
Yeah, sort of like how my comment was also a joke, chill the fuck out people
@PENIS MUNCHER Shoe size?
"You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 Nike's. Men's size 13 Nike's. Beat that."
- tall girl
1:55 love how this guy is implying that when he doesnt consume bean juice, he loses the ability to count
So addicted to caffeine that you can't function without it?
Some low IQ shit
"This is a p**n site, Socrates."
Brilliant.
Onision doesn't like "underdeveloped brains" and yet he sure loves "underdeveloped" women
Hmmmmmmmmm
Maybe he likes 100 yr old lolis
Ooooooo
Rip
LMMMMMMMMMM A A A A AOOO O. OO. O
@@exm4062 is that a Tim Sutton profile picture?
“four female ghost busters the feminist are taking over!”
I’m an adult *Impubes*
Shut up virginius fortnius. Smh Fucking people I have an iq of -7 and tgey think they're geniuses
This is an under rated comment
@@lakebuchman4909 You disgusting peasant, I am pretty much the the Queen of low IQ, so back off you troglodyte
@@onespookyboy660 OH WOW YOU QUADRIRALITETHAN I SAID -7 I MEANT -7 TRILLION!
@@lakebuchman4909 I H A V E - 7 I N F I N I T E IQ POINTS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH MY THEOLOGY VIDEOS P E A S A N T
That light black hole thing isn’t true. Einstein’s theory of relativity states that nothing can accelerate beyond the speed of light, and light, no matter what it is relative to, travels the speed of light. To compensate, time will relatively slow down as something accelerates. Light, if “sped up” will just blueshift.
Meh...
Nah we don't really know exactly what happens one way or another anything like for sure.
Physics gets really fucky in extreme situations like this.
Also there's the whole galactic red/blue shift thing where for all we know a good chunk of the universe is traveling way faster than C... Or could be?
A lot of that stuff is at best a guess and math that's inconclusive
Scott C when we are talking about galaxies traveling faster than light, that is due to the expansion and geometry of space, not the momentum of galaxies
He also clearly hasn't heard of general relativity, because the reason light falls into a black hole and can't escape isn't because the black hole is making it go faster, but is a result of the fact that mass bends space time
Black Holes in general have always interested me but since Im a dumbass I can't wrap my head around it and even looking up things I feel like Im not getting the full picture. Like what the hell even is a 'blueshift' ?
So if light is sucked in a black hole time goes slower? I’m a freshman so I only understood like three of those words
It's a good thing social media didn't exist when I was a teenager. I'd probably have ended up in one of these videos...
Well, if your embarrassed that means you’ve grown as a person
@@deathahoy8971 that's the hope
Same for me in middle school, except social media did exist and my parents (wisely) restricted my internet access.
As for why, I had the excellent combo of heavy internalized misogyny (I was basically a Nice Guy [TM] except female; not the same as a Nice Girl); r/iamverysmart bs of complaining how intelligence is a curse; casual, ignorance-based racism (i.e. "why do minorities choose cheap houses and low wage jobs?" without considering long-standing cycles of socioeconomic oppression); and being a weeb.
All rolled into one.
@@sadrabbit53 did you form those opinions yourself? or did you get them speaking to people in real life?
@@gairisiuil Mostly by myself through ""impressive"" deduction and assumptive skills. I jumped to ignorant conclusions based on limited information I myself gathered through observation of my surroundings and popular media.
I can't remember anyone in my personal circles who held those prejudices, at least outwardly. If anything, I was exposed to misandry, not misogyny.
I am so smart. I completed a puzzle that is labels 2-3 years in 1 year.
@Thicc Skipper THIS PEASANT DOESN4T HAVE AN 154 IQ FUR SURE
Luc Imbert r/Gatekeepeing
Otaku Bryson woosh?
Please woosh me
Thats not how it works man
Otaku Bryson git gud mate
My IQ is 125 and im a vegan. And then everyone clapped.
-my cheeks-
It’s a subreddit combo platter lol
It's true, I was the coffeemaker
Give me all of that.. My unvaccinated son has been Good boy so he deserves your IQ and bring a vegan. He deerves it since only a child needs such thing. He may have stalked a girl for 30 days before insulting her but he is still a Nice Guy.
You ain’t anti-vaxx tho, r/quityourbullshit
The Dunning Kruger Effect is at it again, lads
yooo aint that the guy with the finger knives and deep fried face? /s
@@petrichor446 No, that's Johnny. That dude with the hockey mask from Tuesday the 10th. You're thinking about Freddy Fazbear from Nightmare on Sesame Street.
I thought she was the German bird from Inglourios Basterds??? 😁
Fact: people who brag about their IQ are definitely lying about said IQ.
“My IQ is almost embarrassingly high”
“I’ve never actually taken an IQ test”
Man, he’s definitely got a towering IQ, he doesn’t even need to take the test to know
that one was 100% a joke. Sometimes it's hard to tell, but I'm sure about that one.
*Acts like a narcissist, berates and belittles those they deem stupid*
"Why does everyone hate me? Shaking my corpus callosum, cranium and hippocampus"
Don't do that in public, there are children present.
ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅
That's the common sense that the vast majority of those douchebags lack
Just imagine Rick Sanchez saying any of these things, followed by “Morty” and a long burp. Really gives you an impression of how these people view themselves.
If you think you’re Rick, you’re Jerry.
“People who brag about their IQ are losers.”
- Stephen Hawking
Onision is basically r/iamverysmart but a person
He encompasses many sub reddits, not just iamverysmart but it is one of the top ones. Actually if there was a website that combined the worst of Reddit, 4chan, Tumblr and political youtube and turned it into a person, it would be Onision
mhm
r/Imatotalpieceofshit is probably also a big part of his personality tbh
Onision: r/iamverysmart
MovieBob: Hold my beer.
Dude says he wants all non adults to unsubscribe from him......but like 90% of his fans are pre teens lmao. Tbh, in that case I wouldn't mind if all of his fans who are minors unsubscribe, and then watch him just bitch so hard online, lol.
Mom says it's my turn with the IQ
But I just got it! Moooom!
Sorry kid but, *T H A T S H O W M A F I A W O R K.*
My mom says you’re a bot.
@@jesusdiscipledon1499 shhhhhhhh
Ily man
I first met someone like this when I was in 3rd grade. He called me an imbecile. I just dead faced stared at him and went back to ignoring him. If I wasn't exposed to this at such a young age I wouldn't believe people are actually like this unironically.
I wish this guy still uploaded. This stuff is comedy genius.
This Roxanne cover jives with me
Same lol
SimpleFlips ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE
Shootoots to sooploofloops
I would tell you to expand your horizons but honestly, with the shit that gets song requested, you've probably heard everything by now... I can see why you stick with Roxanne.
Simpleouts for shoutflips
Did an IQ test, said I was a hufflepuff
You have my condolences.
I am very sorry
Gumshoe Gamer
Congrats! Welcome to the team!
Gumshoe Gamer I did a Hogwarts house quiz and I’m a Slytherin.
I did an IQ test and it said I was Starscream. stupid test doesn't even know that I'm Supreme Commander Lord Starscream. too smart even for an IQ test
10:30, this guy is actually onto something, like who in their right mind wouldn’t take the name Jennifer420??!
how is it not taken yet?! I swear I met someone with that name!
oh wait.. they might have died
1:54 “one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make”
ok Yoda.
"People who boast about their IQ scores are losers."
-Stephen Hawking
Kerianne Tennis May the legend Rest In Peace.
”People who copy paste comments for likes are idiots.”
-Big Chungus
@@mrping4087
"So guys we did it"
-Thicc Lesbian
Rip 😞🙏🏼
Mr Ping _That’s how mafia works_
‘Lemme guess, you watch Rick and Morty?’
‘Oh so much’ was the funniest part of this whole video
anyway it honestly amazes me that people like this actually exist
the thing that kills me is that he didnt even think anything of the question
As someone who enjoys watching Rick and Morty, how can someone be so NOT self aware?
*excited gasp* is this the marmarius one?!
"smart people say smart things simply, not simple things smartly" - me
you are smart :D
I dispudiate your hypotenuse, my linguinically challenged friend. Factifically speaking, it is an axion of this world that, the more magnanimous and complicit your choice of verbage, the more educatical you present yourself as being, and to reductify your lecticon to conpromise with the intellectically inferious drags of society. And I should know, for I have repetitially challenged myself against Intelligent Quotation tests for decades and achieved a lake superior IQ of 69.
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter I'm glad you're on the path to acceptance, my friend.
So wise
This is a really great quote :) I study math and physics and the hallmark of all the great thinkers in those fields has been an ability to explain the difficult things they study in a way that makes it easy to understand to younger and less experienced people like myself
“I have such a high iq that I don’t have enough room in my mind to know what iq means”
I know it stands for Inte-something Quot-something. My brain is so big that it cut off the right side of the words.
Holy shit, that guy actually waited almost exactly 4 years to the exact minute. Honestly, I've gotta respect the dedication, lmfao.
Creeps usually are
creepy yes but
thats almost respectable
he was 5 minutes late :(
this thing ):
The man deserves a cookie.
*_I’m am an intellekchual._*
Yo
Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN
ummmm akchually it’s spelled “intellectual”. get ur grammar right sweaty 🤗🤗
@@Nadia-rh4kq *uh sweaty, ats speled actually, my iq is 40 gazolion*
Nadia actually it’s spelled Iитеггестцаг
the "i've never actually taken an IQ test" guy is gonna be really disappointed when he learns that 70 isn't the highest possible
I love the ‘ I never took a test but trust me I know ‘ types. Like you could literally find a mock test on the internet .
I love using big words, it makes me feel very photosynthesis.
I love using big words too, it makes me feel so dectillion that I just crap myself
Indubitably, my unequivocally magnanimous companion.
mathematics surrounds me
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Look I can be smart too!
I love using French words as well, it gives me the feeling of faux intelligence that I love.
I'd love to see two of these "iamverysmart" guys get into an argument. They'd be at each other's necks for weeks lol
Like a feminist vs. Ben Shapiro.
like a lot of youtube arguments? go on any political video :)
this would either create a cure between every issue in the war
Or cause utter chaos
Mostly utter chaos
Callum Carter yeah not surprised lmao
At each others neckbeards 😂
I think these videos may have saved me from becoming like this. It made me realize ,when I was like 14 or 15, that trying to act smart and using big words or doing things purely because they’re “smart” was pretentious and annoying, and I didn’t wanna be like that
I come back to this so often! I grew up with 2nd hand autism, but my 62 year old dad now LOVES laughing at these videos because some (not the abusive ones) sound JUST like him as a child! 😂
Autistic person and also someone who sounded like this when I was 10 or 11 years old; what is “2nd hand autism?” I have never heard of it before and I’m curious
Please explain secondhand autism I’m very curious
My IQ is 89 okay. I know that it might seem very high but I’m very humble about it. All you peons might be able to reach my level but just know it’s a pipe dream. I start my “special education classes”, yes they had to move me into a better class, on Monday and I’ll be on my way to being the next god
Dajita g my IQ is 180!
Hahahahaha my IQ IS -118371836191929783838193904717184671718813!!!
@Tara Saran bullshit. The world record is like 200 is
@@drmeatball711 whOOOOSh
@@drmeatball711 r/whooosh
“When I was young I admired intelligent people. Now that I am old I admire kind people.”
-Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
Being a smart ass stops being cute around puberty, being a good person never goes out of style.
I mean..
In my experience, genuinely smart people were also kind. Maybe it has to do with what you perceive as an intelligent person? but for me, being book-smart or holding good knowledge in something (e.g. maths) isn't what's judged as a bright individual. Much more for a smart-ass. A smart-ass isn't an intellectual in the ways I see it.
Knowing how to solve a hard math issue isn't equal to having high-functioning reasoning skills. I know quite a bunch of people who were geniuses with numbers, but not with the world, neither themselves. Kind of like these people we are mocking in r/Iamverysmart.
Eyeless Jack I agree with a lot of what you said. Though I think that a lot of intellectuals are also smart asses
@shi. Nope. I know what wisdom is. I simply don't think people quite know what being smart is..
Eyeless Jack Nah being wise and being smart are very similar, but I believe you definitely meant wise. Very smart people can, more likely than not, be assholes
@@Bri-lk7re I can understand why anyone would be confused for my definitions of smart and wise, but I really can't say I can change my mind on that. Could be just my encounters and my way of making reason out of it. If I had to explain it..
I don't think anyone who can solve tricky math problems, or is very knowledgeable in general, is also smart, because everyone could be as good as them with a drive and some will. Our brains are good like that, we can learn anything if we study it. And if we are dedicated to it, we can definitely be masters.
What I truly see as intelligence is when someone has a good understanding of the world around him (/her).
A.k.a. awareness.
Knowing a bit of yourself; such as, why you say the things that you say, why you do the things that you do, is all a part of being aware of yourself.
These people in r/Iamverysmart aren't being mocked because they are great at something, right?
They're being mocked for their huge lack of self-awareness. Maybe they were fed the usual "you are a very smart kid" a lot, because their grades were impressively high, so their egos grew big and their thinking faultered.
To me, being smart is something that isn't coming off from books. It's your brain's ability to understand everything for what it is, and not to just study and excell.
I hope it's a little bit easier to see what I mean.
wow this subreddit is really boring without your voice
I always love how people are flexing with IQ. Because the two reasons I have seen to take a medically valid IQ test is for either learning disability diagnosis (I had a friend in school who got diagnosed and then got more support) or as part of an autism diagnosis (me lol). Both nothing negative but also nothing to be proud about.
It is just to figure out what kind of support someone needs.
I like how you blurred out everyones name except for Onision
Where is that in the video??
the people who post them to reddit blur them out. sorrow doesn’t.
he deserves it
Not only is it the redditors who blur it, but he's also a public figure so he doesn't get censored
@disabled account just imagine Onision singing "hips tic toc when i dance"
intelligent person is capable of explaining complicated things in a simple manner,
self-proclaimed intellect is capable of explaining simple things in the most complicated manner.
The only difference between the 2 is that one has a thesaurus, and the other intelligence.
Reminds me of that quote from Einstein; - If you're not able to explain it simply, then you don't understand it enough.
And this is why I hate most of my teachers.
@@nine-vi7rw I think it was Richard Feynman. "The great explainer".
Look for the "Feynman technique". It's one of the ultimate lifehacks for students of anything.
That’s exactly what I was thinking!
I had the “pleasure” to meet a guy that belonged to “the top 0.1% of people in terms of IQ”. He talked jn big words, I told him I don’t understand, he did the usualy iamverysmart things. Told me that it was okay, he’s used to people not understanding him, after all not everyone can reach his level of intellect... etc. Didn’t even try to explain anything because “i wouldn’t understand”.
On the other hand I had the ACTUAL pleasure of talking with a very-very smart yet extremely humble guy. We talked about spacey things because we were both interested in it. He was explaining a theory about the universe and how it’s possible that it keeps growing in size and then collapsing, and I told him I didn’t really understand. He said it was fine and started explaining it to me in a way I actually undersood it. I praised him for how smart he is especially compared to me, and he went ahead saying that it’s not that he’s smart and I’m so dumb, it’s just that he spent years reading about the universe so he knows a lot, and I spent time with other things and know more about those than him. The point is he was super humble and polite and I didn’t feel dumb throughout the whole thing.
Smart people don't brag about being smart. Most of them find intelligence as an opportunity, source of entertainment, or a way to make friends instead of a way to find some sort of superiority on the internet.
People around me tell me I'm smart alot and so whenever I get to big for my britches I come and watch r/iamverysmart videos and go, oh shit I need to stop
My IQ is so high that i know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Memerguy
Gnarly
maze bean
*mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell. It’s plural. Mitochondrion is the singular version
Bean maze
Can you translate that into English I’m not bilingual
1:15 omg what a fricking legend he literally waited 4 years and texted her the *same day* (4 years later)
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
@Cyrsclin then you would remember he is an old Indian guy
@Cyrsclin it's worth something, for sure
Four years and five minutes
He has probably set a calendar reminder
"People who boast about their IQ are losers" -Stephen Hawkin
BRO ONION MAN IS IN HERE tell us about how you “miscalculated” the age of all the girls you groomed despite your “superior intellect”
They all Act like how a 9 year old Thinks a smart person would act
"i do math in my free time" yeah okay i bet that's what a smart person would do
@David Clinging What they probably don't do is brag about doing math in their spare time.
And how many mathematical Geniuses do any of you know to have Authority on this?
madsante my friend isn’t genius level but he’s really smart. He likes using math for hypothetical situations. Like what would happen if all the dogs and all the cats in the world, were put together and flung into space. The absurdity of the idea and the challenge of doing the math, entertains him
@David Clinging It´s called recreational mathematics for a reason!
Since I retired I have been following those sort of videos just to try to keep my brain active
1:38 when you're so desperate to defend your reputation/ego that you correct someone online for *C A P I T A L I Z A T I O N*
I also love that when corrected on a stupid mistake he made, the pretentious guy had to resort to "correcting" the other comment's capitalization. He was acting all holier than thou and intelligent over a fucking typo, but he doesn't know how to do addition. Bruh
@@hiitsnicetomeetyou Also, "I made a "small" mistake, which doesn't matter, but *you* made a small mistake!", and "one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make" -> "A bad mathematician does not make errors", which doesn't make sense at all.
Ikr
@@Ze_eT nah that last one did make sense, "you need to make many (more than one) mistakes to be a bad mathematician"
@@waharadome That would be "One mathematical error _itself_ does not _make_ a bad mathematician."
6:58
Hot Tip: If you can’t, or “won’t,” explain it, you’re not that smart.
I still miss you, Sorrow. I hope you’re doing well. Hope you come back someday, but I understand if you don’t. I’ve rewatched these videos like 10 times each because I love your readings. 🫶🏻
why did onion boy ask his entire fanbase to unfollow him???
Triple oof
Onion boy just wants to be able to argue that he's toooootally not trying to hit on little girls
Kelly McQueen exactly, he is trying to rid himself of the temptation 😂
He barely gets 5k views on a video on his main channel now - his fanbase is dead.
Legitimate0073 because his 13 year old girlfriend is jealous of all the little girls in his DMs
Level 1 Crook - you
Level 100 Mafia Boss - me, an intellectual
Thats how the mafia works
That's how the Mafia works.
Así es como trabaja la mafia
Hey someone say it in _ITALICS_
Is Tarah mafia kaam karta hai
"She done go night night" killed me
"Hey. So u 18 now?"
I mean... props for the man for waiting 4 years?
These people need to learn about the Dunning-Kruger effect. People greatly overestimate their own cognitive abilities, the more you brag about your own high intellect, you're more than likely flaunting the exact opposite.
top ten normal distributions easily
Even those who are actually intelligent can be Dunning-Kruger case studies; example - Kent Hovind. He's not unintelligent; he's inflexible.
Well, that and the fact that they want imaginary ass-pats.
Otherwise, they would actually challenge their "intelligence" and not brag about it on fucking Facebook.
Challenging their intellectual abilities would actually destroy their self-image, and judging by the shit they write, they are not the type of person to survive that psychological shock...
The Dunning-Kruger effect, or being too dumb to even know how dumb you are.
@@zyaicob is your username an actual website? I can't find it.
Onision may not like people with underdeveloped brains, but he sure doesn’t mind an underdeveloped body.
Qtea831 oh SHIT
P3do
Hello, police? Im calling to report a rape attack, followed by murder, followed by more rape.
His name is basically onisan
vegetarian.......BBOOODYYYY
Your accents and voicework make this video hundreds of times more hilarious.
Also 8:55 is actually a gem omfg
I love how the guy trying to explain time travel got his logic wrong
Tried to do an IQ test today. Instructions unclear. Copperhead snake now latched to nutsack.
Neurillogical • You too?
Robert Harris hell looks a lot like my room... I mean being alone with me is probably the same
Only a genius could achieve that. Who's a special boi?
Daniel Wallace momma hung the snake and mah severed scrotum on the fridgerator to show wat a Gud smart boi i is
Did you at least name the copperhead snake?
"Let me guess, you watched Rick and Morty?"
"Oh so much"
U ed an IQ off atta leest 3000 t3 c0rr3ctly Und3rst4nd the j0k3s in R1ck 4nd m0rty.
my IQ c137
You obviously do not have a clue what you are talking about. You obviously meant Richard and Mortimer, pathetic. My IQ is indubitably way higher than yours.
Not smart enough to identify the equivalent of a box and string trap, anyway.
Rickard and Mortimer is like cheese for these people.
the thing that bothers me with the math one is that he responds by saying one mathematical error doesn’t make someone bad at math but his original comment was calling someone bad at math for what he thought was one mathematical slip up
The Qi test ones remind me of a post on r/kamikazebywords
Guy:”I once did an iq test and I got a number so high I couldn’t even count to it”
Other guy:”yeah I got 4 on my iq test too”
My senior year of high school this freshman tried convincing me he was smart by "debunking the big bang'
His argument?
Explosions cant happen in space.
What
some people say there are no "explosions" in space. The explosions shown in space movies would be silent since space is a vacuum. So by "explosion" they just mean the sound. I think he took this literally to mean physical items can't explode in space ....which is dumb
@@419fish that's what I told him, actually. I asked him to explain how supernovas are created with that theory, and he pretty much just said I was stupid and ended the conversation. But obviously the people around us that were listening just looked at me and laughed at his ridiculousness
Naomi Williams That kinda sounds like how i was freshman year with religious debates.Holy moly if I could go back and slap freshman year me for being so woefully stupid and ignorant. Nothing has changed in these past 3 years, only difference is have recognized how truly stupid I really am
Space Ghost that seems to be the major difference between being 14 and being grown, finally being able to acknowledge and laugh at the fact that you don’t know everything. It’s a nice threshold to cross, life is more entertaining when you let yourself actually learn things.
In my Junior year Programming class, I sat next to a kid who tried very hard to be smart.
He was the epitome of the physicals stereotype, which may explain why he tried so hard. He was pale, wore glasses, talked with that high-pitch and slight lisp, spoke very clearly, and presented himself well.
The thing is, he constantly made a big deal about "educating" people in our free periods. One day, he tried to explain that, "pure water is actually toxic to humans," and, "The only reason we can drink it is because of the impurities." I didn't know where to begin, so I just cringed and turned to my computer.
Some other time, he pulled up a video of a 3-D cube rendering that constantly folded over itself and tried to explain to a small crowd that it was "an example of a 4-dimensional object." When asked what he thought the "4th dimension" was, he stuttered and tried to say that "it's more complicated than that."
He also struggled in the class, grade-wise, because he refused people's help, being so much smarter than everyone else.
My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly low. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my uneducated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the lowest possible. No doubt your IQ is higher than mine, but please don't feel intelligent or insecure because of this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank my lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you do not have to bear the burden of disappointment like I have to. Being incredibly stupid is a curse. This is unfortunately the one astute observation I have ever made, by the way, completely unconfirmed by science.
I love this
My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly low. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my uneducated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the lowest possible. No doubt your IQ is higher than mine, but please don't feel intelligent or insecure because of this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank my lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that I do not have to bear the burden of disappointment like I have to. Being incredibly stupid is a curse. This is unfortunately the one astute observations I have ever made, by the way, completely unconfirmed by science.
Yo who set up google translate?
Shut up 😂
I read this in sync with the actual post
"A person who is book smart and street smart will always find a way to survive"
-Dwight Schrute, probably
@Don Cheadle Official lmao
3:09 "okay calm down virginius"
What is your IQ?
_PERFECT SCORE_
To be fair, Guitar Hero has some difficult levels.
(Of 100) not noticing that 100 is average
quite fitting profile pic for the comment, too xD love it!!
i have an IQ of -2
"Why should we offer you this job?"
"IM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU"
His lack of self-awareness is painful.
really hope you're okay Sorrow, you're a great creater :)
all of these posts are me after I get a single math problem right
*Daddy Sorrow’s voice gets a perfect score for hotness.*
Oh god not the daddy comments
I was laughing like crazy whenever he did the voices of the people trying to show how they are.
Figured Onision would get on here somehow.
I saw him and I was shook to the core. Kalvin Garrah has entered the chat
Somebody call Strange Æons, we've got an onion that needs roasting
Now you are the Smart one
5:51 I am better than everyone else had me like "ooooooohhhh aaaahhhh yeah ooooooohhhh aaaahhhh"
i can't continue watching this without developing brain damage
Onision is the epitome of a person with an underdeveloped brain.
Onision is the epitome of stupidity
I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?
Have you heard it at least once in your life? Yes? Then its too common for such an intellectually advanced god.
AKArainkit they just use larger words to make themselves sound extremely photosynthetic
waht
ah yes i love doing pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovolcaniconiosised gurtwehts
Haha yeah its supercalafragalisticexpialidociously hilarious when primitive Neanderthals imitate the extreme intelligence of futuristic hyperbeings such as I
I’m scared I’ll end up seeing myself on here one day because I was “not like other girls” in middle school
Are you perhaps a guy or undefined?
MysteryPuns no I’m a girl
4:15 "I've never taken an IQ test, and therefore am entirely qualified to talk out of my arse about how my IQ is higher than yours."