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"[...]Those seven kids would rather have Christmas with their dads."
That's... _deceptively_ subtle savagery.
Oooooh shit, man.
@Skylynxify Reborn what, did you get the joke mate?
Fucking *COLD*
That was my favourite line, it hit me so hard with the savagery!!
@@utente442 I think it hit him a little too hard.
The fact that that woman would even ask for $20 in the first place makes my blood boil
The fact she even looked up what the gifts were worth pisses me off even more
@@ShermTank7272 Lmao yeah
I would had asked for the gifts back since she’s so ungrateful
she should’ve appreciated that someone even cared enough to get her something worthwhile
She was deeply confused as to what the term "limit" means.
"as a mother", half the women have kids. No one walks into an accounting firm going "as a fellow oxygen consumer you owe me the job".
You take any woman in her 30s or old, there's a good chance she's a mom. How the fuck do these women think they're something special for doing something billions of humans have done for thousands of years?
And an even smaller part of humanity lives in your are, so that's likely that you have in common with the workplace you're applying for.
I also don’t understand why would someone have SEVEN kids when they clearly aren’t capable to provide for them. I certainly would want someone with such poor judgment to work for me :|
Farrr I agree! I see a lot of people who believe that just because they have children that somehow makes them an expert in the medical field. 🙄. A CNA requires a certification for a reason, and having babies ain’t that. I see so many moms give medical advice that just isn’t correct. or is dangerous. So many “rub honey on the babies gums” (you CANNOT give a child under 1yr honey). “Put the baby in an ice bath if they have a fever” (can literally make you go into shock). So many “I smoked weed while with all my kids and they never had any problems” mom too. It’s too much, sorry for the rant just ughhh I cannot stand people like that! Who expect you to do everything for them and/or listen to everything they say and believe because “they’re moms”. Yes Susan, you have 7 kids but NO your doterra oils aren’t going to cure my sons adhd! 😂😂
@@OliviaBright3 I find you can generally spot bullshit home remedies by how big the claim is. For example, if they claim it will magically cure something, it's generally complete bullshit. I say "generally" because maybe there's some small thing I don't know about. On the other hand, those that make much smaller claims have a much better chance of actually being true. My mom had tons of those, because her mom was a village girl in Russia. No magic cures, just various minerals and herbs that merely aid, and have done for centuries
"The spending limit is $50" doesn't mean you MUST spend that much, only that you can't spend MORE.
Nahhh im not sure tho....I interpreted it the other way round! Not saying I'm right in general but in this instance I think the people did mean it like $50 minimum spending limit ...
Kira Light I don't think so that doesn't make sense for it to be the minimum
@@jacobgooding1305 I'm just saying I interpreted it that way at first so maybe they did too. I'm not saying it's right so who knows. You're probably right haha
@@kiragwen8782 I understand how you could come to that conclusion, but it's 99% definitely a maximum spending limit. If it's a workplace or club or schoolplace thing, where you're buying gifts for casual acquaintances in your group via secret santa, there is always a maximum spending limit- not a minimum. _(minimum spending limits are much more common for events where you're required to get someone a gift, like weddings, but even that's quite rare)_
In the workplace, school, other casual groups or any other sort of secret santa, maximum limits help keep things professional, since these gifts are supposed to just be a nice gesture and when money gets involved, it can make a nice gift exchange into very tense and complicated social situation; say, if someone gets their random person an extremely expensive gift, but other people just got cheap trinkets, and there are weird senses of obligation and generosity and entitlement and so social relationships get very tangled and awkward.
And these people are usually just casual acquaintances, sometimes barely even more than strangers, who are chosen randomly to get gifts for each other. Since it's not supposed to be a weird event about one-upping each other with the most expensive gifts, there is always a reasonable limit. That's also why that woman's actions were so out of line; not even asking for the rest of the money, but going so far as to ask for stuff *over* the spending limit- that's actually an appalling breach of manners.
Kira Light Sorry but you are completely wrong. Given the context of the situation, it is highly likely that it was a limit and not a minimum.
the guy offering to knock half the price off a free chair made my day lmao
Is there anything else you can add to sweeten the deal with?
I'll knock 25 cents off the price
Cheaper than mr crabs
“I need $16 an hour”
‘Ok’
“Can I have the $128 now?”
‘BuT YOu goT Ice CrEAm anD tIMe WiTh My KIdS’
How about when she says, "I delete my messages often" does she think the messages get deleted on the recipient's phone too?
She could easily sue.
Coffeevangelion She did take the mom to small claims court
liveloveoutloud I hope so
Yeah if it were me, I'd take that bitch to small claims. She'd end up paying the $128 AND the cost of court fees, etc.
The actual truth is: The customer is almost always wrong.
I have seen so many idiot customers and it's 100% certain that the customer is wrong all the time. Anyways I'm getting my first job next week... Cant wait! 😅
@@mushroompoet Hope it worked out for you!
@@DRUZYDAY it actually didnt taco bell didnt notice that I'm not old enough to work there until after they hired me and made me fill out a shit ton of paperwork lol
Charlie Parker Aw man I’m sorry, don’t worry something will come through!
Taco bell doesn’t deserve you lol
Story time, i just got off worked and headed to this store/restraunt called braums, i ordered a quarter pounder with medium fries and a drink for 8.01$, i waited for i believe 30-45 min, now i did not want to be rude or anything at all since i work in retail, i know how annoying customers are or how busy it can get, so i came up to the counter and as calmy and nicely as i can asked when my order will be complete since i needed to head to work, the lady then asked me for my reciept which i gave her, she then went and got my food, and then gave me a refund since i waited over 30 min, which i did not expect to get at all. I thanked them then headed on my way
“I have seven kids, think that’s enough qualification don’t you think” yeah qualification to get on some birth control
I'm surprised nobody has commented here to appreciate this spicy roast
I appreciate you roasting that woman into oblivion
@@potato1674 Thank you, I rarely comment lol
s tier comment
As someone who works with kids and dogsits...spending EIGHT HOURS with children and then being denied payment is my worst nightmare.
Good thing the babysitter got some r/legaladvice and sued her ass. Got her pay and then some. No longer babysits for them.
@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 How do you know this?
That's why you should try to ask for money upfront or at least a security deposit unless you know the person is trustworthy
Hyper_Warrior he/she either made that shit up, or went to the original post and saw what the op wrote.
@@RubLox_Live "Cash up front... This I like!"
9:27
“You spend $10 a day on cigarettes and you can’t afford a $7 a month Hulu subscription?”
Almost fell backwards in my chair
That belongs on r/quityourbullshit
: Jack_The_Ugly_Barnacle : the cigarettes cause too much budget to be gone hahaha
@@wolfetteplays8894 yeah I know, what a joke this person is
Ouch, lol. Nailed her.
$300 is obviously less then $7, dumbass.
Karen vocabulary 101
Chapter 1 Lesson 1: Up the Wazoo
Chapter 1 Lesson 2: But you said it was free?
Aaron Kai Macdonald Chapter 1 Lesson 3: Can I speak to the Manager?
Chapter 1 Lesson 4: BuT iM a MoMmY u AsHhOl
Chapter 1 lesson 5: "the customer is always right"
Chapter 1 lesson 6: But my child gets good grades
"your seven kids would rather have christmas with their dads" Did you just murder that mother infront of a live audience?
Yes, yes he did
life is complicated
A live studio audience, no less.
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 And I'm the one clapping to it.
Pot calling kettle black, just to find out that it's about to enter a smelter. Sad story.
The babysitting one made me genuinely upset...I would be LIVID
@@ScaryMonstersSuperCreeps69 there wouldn't even be bodies afterwards. just D U S T
Yeah, reminds me of something similar that happened to me.
Virginia Harp wanna share with the rest of the class? 👀
"You are aware that I know where you live and the layout of your house, right?"
I would go to the police
"Your 7 kids would've rather spend their XMas with their dads"
r/murderedbywords
Amazing how that plural "s" makes the whole sentence.
Reminds me of the good ol' joke:
"My 5 boys are all named Michael"
"And how do you differ them when you want to talk to a certain one?"
"Then i call them by their surname"
No it's not
It's nuked
@Voyager Music get ROIGHT back here sir, you have been found guilty of advertising yourself on semi-popular channels, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
@Voyager Music try using common words in you're title
“I get nauseous around food” well then a job where you have to clean up vomit and someone’s shitted pants is not the job for you.
Yeah, really. It's so weird to hear this from a _mother._
The babysitting one drove me up a wall I’m so glad she eventually got paid after threatening legal action. I hope she went into any locally-focused social media to expose this family because I DOUBT this is their first or last time scamming someone
Could you tell me How could she got her money back?
If you know?
(Threathened how? )
@@gregorysantana72 she posted it on reddit, and people siggested to go into consumer court or something
I think she did or just threatened the father
Either way she got her well deserved money
_K O R E A N B B Q_
Would you say it drove you up the Wazoo?!?
I remember seeing it doing the rounds on Facebook way before the vid came out, so the woman definitely got exposed
Announcement: just cause u have kids doesnt mean strangers owe you anything
PS: random strangers dont care about your kids
S H r/entitledparents basically
but..but my kids have been spending me up the wazoo! LOL
additionally, if random strangers do care about your kids, you should call the police
Update: I found the OP on Reddit and he confirmed that his sister got all $128 of her money back. He didn't provide any more details, but it's nice to know she got it!
It's bad enough being a demanding prick, but to use your own children as some sick marketing ploy is even worse.
"Hey man, got any spare food? I'd like a steak." vs "I am a parent so I expect top-of-the-line free stuff."
The only thing worse than the entitled parent is the stolen valor beggar. "I need some money, I'm a 'homeless veteran'."
“Hello I need the $128 we discussed beforehand”
“Yeah sorry no you got ice cream”
This makes me angry, I’d say basically theft
At the very least, they got their money in the end:
m.imgur.com/j7GU5LN
m.imgur.com/IM0XNV4
Still super scummy that they had to threaten legal action to get anywhere with them though.
@@Azumongo Thank you so much for finding and sharing these posts so we can all get closure on that situation. Now I can leave this video feeling a little less disgusted.
@@Azumongo thanks dude now I feel less disgusted. I've worked under the counter stuff and this thought of not getting paid terrifies me too.
Small claims court sounds pretty good
@@Azumongo thank goodness! I was seriously pissed off, but now I can go to sleep 😂😂
#notallheroeswearcapes
"Can you show me where I said I would pay?"
**shows texts**
"Well, I delete my messages. I guess this means I don't need to pay."
She probably throws away her light and cable bills thinking that will have the same effect.
Sounds like the type of person that sees a product with no price sticker and says "I guess this means it's free"
@@BrokamaGay Then bitches at the power and cable companies when they demand she pay
I wonder what she would do if her work supervisor told her she was being stuck up for expecting a paycheck.
I bet she thought deleting her messages meant that they'd be deleted on their side too, 16 bucks sounds incredibly high especially for babysitting. Probably high balled it so the babysitter would be guaranteed to come/put in effort. Idk tho I've never babysitted
"The secret to being a good haggler is to come at them with no money, like, at all. Then when they make a counter offer, just l e a v e. Gets em every time. Granted, I haven't ever bought anything tho. "
-Sorrow BBQ
I love Sorrow TV because you can tell which person is in the wrong just by his voice. 😭😭
You haven't met voicey here
Check him out
Trust me boi you won't regret it
I mean, it usually becomes clear pretty quickly anyway.
Lol, are these difficult to discern?
>Person babysits kids for 8 hrs
>Mother refuses to provide the previously agreed upon payment with photo evidence to boot
>* OP begins to sweat in moral ambiguity *
Do you need him to read it for you to understand who's in the wrong?! Lmao
Wow lmao you all have no reading comprehension/jump to silly conclusions that miss the point. A lot of people just listen to these in the background. With sorrow, you can tell which person will end up being the idiot before the actual offense even comes up. The pictures scroll, too. You can't read the whole thing before sorrow is done. But when listening, one character is usually assigned a normal voice while the other is made to sound silly, crotchety, or arrogant/haughty.
spending me up the *WaZzOo*
What does that even *mean*?
Sydney Slaughter well, first of all, it’s not “up the wazoo” it’s “out the wazoo” so this bitch ain’t even using it right, and it’s a way of saying “out the ass” for people who don’t swear, but for some reason still use expressions that normally contain profanity, not realizing how stupid it makes them sound.
That made me feel disgusted. I can't imagine anybody with any sense of morality, respect, decency, etc to pull of something like that. I would have said "Thank you so much for the gifts." & not say another word.
_thAAAANks_ I *APPRECIATE* it
Give me 500 dollars.
The worst part is these kinda people don't understand how they're wrong.
I'd like to think eventually they read back through the messages and it clicked, but I doubt it.
@@fffrrraannkk I know some people like this and they don't realise. You could sit them there and have them read over and over and they'll be too stubborn to see or too stubborn to admit if they realise.
AND when they don’t learn anything it’s even worse
It's this mentality where they feel like they're a good person and therefore good things will happen to them because they are good. No they are not good people they are very scummy. But they live in this childlike state where they feel like everything that happens is a reflection of themselves. Trip on a rock? "What did I do to deserve this?!" "I'm a mother! I have kids, I should be qualified!"
Well, i think they can understand when they can't get anything under its price or free.
"Trust me, mom. Your 7 kids would rather be having Christmas with their dads"
Legitimately one of the most underrated jokes I've heard on CZcams lmao
I don;t know why I keep watching r/choosingbeggars these people always make me so irritated lmao
Will never get enough of it though.
Shoutout
shoutout to simpleflips
r/choosingbeggars people is just full of themselves. Glad I don't meet any of them
Please change you comment to the one in the video which asked to be pinned too
CNA stands for certified nursing assistant. This lady really though she could apply to be a CNA without being, well, a CNA.
If I'm not a complete fool, that would mean that if she somehow did get the job she could have led to people being misdiagnosed and then possibly dying, right? That makes the situation so much worse... Hope she can explain to her kids why Santa didn't even give them coal for Christmas...
Shayne Owen pretty much, yeah. CNA’s don’t need a ton of training and mostly work in nursing homes, but it’s an alternative to a four year as you can move from CNA up to higher positions. It’s not as bad a person trying to get hired as an RN without the certification but still pretty bad.
@@H2h0e Thank you! I knew I knew the term CNA from somewhere, but I couldn't remember what they actually did... I wouldn't want that woman anywhere near my grandparents...
But she has 7 KIDS❗😡
@@shayneowen6809 A CNA basically jut does the work that an RN is too busy to do. Diaper changes, helping patients/residents move around, shaving, bathing, yada yada basic quality of life stuff. We aren't allowed to insert/remove catheters, dress open wounds, give medication, and we can't make diagnoses or suggestions to them or medications for the patient/resident to take since CNA's aren't trained for them.
That dude with the PC parts list was so nice, if I didn't know anything about computers id love to have help like that.
Dude had so much patience too
$50 for a work secret santa is already freaking crazy
Depends on the company. If everyone gets paid a bunch, then $50 is nothing. Then again, they could've just as easily set the limit for the sake of having a limit
@@filmandfirearms
The "mom" did mention that OP was an engineer, those guys depending on where they work can make a bit
@@artsyscrub3226 Absolutely. Hell, Adrian Newey gets paid $10.2 million a year. The dude could literally buy everyone at the Red Bull factory a new car
Meerkat More I mean, they can make more. That doesnt mean you deserve more, lmao
That one was so painful to watch
If someone handed me a blanket and some chocolate it’d make my entire year! I can’t even imagine someone asking for 20 bucks in the first place. What is wrong with people
Yeah so would I, so you should get me that
Honestly, googling the cost of their Christmas present to begin with already kinda says a lot about these people’s mindset...
It seemed like a nice blanket too, it was 30 spent on two things so the seemed like they were not cheep
I hope that dude emailed a screen capture of that chat to all of the other coworkers.
there is a basic rule in society that all normal people follow: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth." if someone is putting time, effort, and money into getting you a gift, then accept and appreciate it. to start examining the value of the gift is rude and inappropriate in itself. to then turn around and tell that person that their gift was not enough and that they should give you more is just downright disgusting. these people are an embarrassment to our civilization.
They literally do not have any sense of shame
Most of them are fake tho...
Brian Goza yeah, like the 90% of r/entitledparents
They don't - choosy beggars are the worst bc they make their greed your problem and when you won't fall for it, you'renthe bad guy.
@@Schiso13 Usually the smoking gun is when the Beggar has terrible grammar, while the other person has AMAZING, grammar Nazi levels of grammar in *text* messages.
One of the biggest signs of a impersonation/persona is the performer dumbing down the persona, since people who can't impersonate well need it to be super obvious it's not them, and so they dumb their persona down and present themselves as "too intelligent for such dribble" to produce an alibi.
I say this as someone who was caught doing the same thing, and having an impersonation actor tell me how obviously fake I was being.
These videos always make me nauseous that people like that actually exist.
I hate when people with kids think that if someone else doesn’t have kids, they don’t need so much money.
Sure, kids are expensive, no doubt about it, but other things are also expensive. You don’t know what that person has to pay for.
Also, nieces and nephews
@@Doublemonk0506not to mention close friends’ kids also
"my kids have been spending me up the wazoo!"
I don't know why that killed me.😂
69 likes
I- I really wanna like but... 69 likes...
That babysitting non-payment "you got food and fun" horseshit happened to me once.
did you get your money in the end?
^^same and I really hope you did that’s terrible
A L if they don’t pay on the spot don’t fucking accept the job
A L you gotta be like Pay half up front
Just go babysitting again and rape her kids, then tell her that "they got fun and a healthy dose of protein".
FYI: my sense of humor is very specific, this is all a joke and not serious, please don't rape anyone, and don't get offended if child rape is a sensitive topic for you
_THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! ALWAYS!_
*Employees:* Well, yes but actually no
-k guys I did it-
Everything in the store is now free. Now you must give me anything for free
You should have gone for that Robbie Rotten meme "Um technically nahh" but you know.. Fair enough
Should've gone with "Well yes, but actually, no"
as a person who has worked in some restaurants...
that's statement complete bullshit
My sister is a cook and she has a saying: "The customer doesn't know what the fuck theyre talking about. Its my job to know what they want"
“I already told my daughter she can have them”
And now you get to tell her she can’t
im laughgsigbshjsbfh
"you dont even have kids what do you need money for"
idk...food.....rent....bills....yknow just..general staying alive..thats all :^)
pornhub subscription
My own hobbies and interests
Maybe planning for future offspring, instead of spending on hers
Haven't you heard?? If you don't have kids you don't qualify as a human
_K O R E A N B B Q_
Sorrow tv is the only reddit channels I actually watch with my eyes
Truuuuuuu
Yes
Ye
As opposed to watching with your ears.
somehow context is required?
Free? That's too expensive. You think you can give it to me for $-100?
J-D Thunder Give me $200 and maybe I’ll think about taking it off your hands
Why do I see your comments everywhere 😂 😭
@@maeam yo that means we like the same stuff!
Wow. Your price is pathetic. I saw someone else that offered a Gaming Laptop with giant CPU and 1000 Dollars cash in hand. Tell me if you can get anywhere close near that.
Now YOU have to pay ME!
Thanos: I am inevitable.
Iron Man: I am programmed to Korean BBQ
Soiler alert next time!!! Reported for spoilers!
The Villager
Fuckin dumbass.
Larksy r/wooosh
I’m stuff
@@never.sleep.ever.3415 bruh that's literally the most useless thing I've ever heard of reporting someone for. Also, did nothing, lmao.
7/10. Not enough of the *NEEEEEXXT* lady.
That NEEEXXXXT lady has killed me! I loved her so much!
and sober cabs
I wasn’t present in this video? Lame! NEXT!!
@Bryce Ellis
Oh yea, we know broads like *Samantha*
😂😂😂😂 to this day, I wonder how people like her even survive in real life.
That last post reminded me of the "Most Entitled Woman on the Planet" who wanted everyone attending her wedding to pay $1500 just to attend.
I hope no one attends these weddings....
Going to a wedding is not a high-class privilege.
“Why did no one join? Literally only a bit”
@Rachel J Sounds a bit like a scam artist to me. Except this 1 is too stupid to lower her asking prices & then move on to the next victim without having children.
LordJaeger6277
Holy shit I remember that 😂😂😂😂
She was the most ridiculous human being I have ever heard of.
"Your seven kids would rather have christmas with their dad*s*"
*AIRHORNS*
😂😂
Oh my geezels you think so?
That was honestly unexpectedly brutal
Wow
Since you only spent 30$ instead of 50$, you should give me 120$ for not giving me 20$
Even loan offices can't get away with that shit.
The fact that the 120 tablet dude seemed perfectly chill with just giving her 20 bucks up to the $50 spending limit makes me think he's the sweetest man ever. I feel so bad for him.
5:53 don’t worry, guys! She got justice! They gave her money in the end after she threatened to take the case to small claims court
Pastrus S oh really? Was that like in an edit or update to the thread
Raggedy Muffinz it was an update but on a different website so I can’t remember BUT here’s an article www.workingmother.com/mom-hires-sitter-for-eight-hours-wont-pay-her-after-because-her-kids-were-easy#page-2
The last paragraph made me smile
here's a link to an article about it with an update: www.boredpanda.com/choosing-beggars-babysitter-payment/?
Aww. Good for her
Good.
I'm getting more angry as I watched. God, Selfish people is really selfish.
Lol, yeah I thought half way through ‘this is meant to be funny, I’m literally stressing myself out’ 😆😆
And lazy.
wow selfish people being selfish
R/engrish
“The customer’s always right” doesn’t mean the customer is actually ALWAYS right. It means that if the customer has the money and wants to buy a product, they can buy that product.
Absolutely--the original context "In matters of taste, the customer is always right" was understood.
As a babysitter/nanny, the conversation at 5:50 makes my frickin blood boil. Thank god I’ve never had to deal with shitty people like that when I care for kids.
These people are so shameless I’m feeling totally ashamed for them
k it’s like second hand embarrassment, but worse because you know they’ve likely acted that way more than once.
No matter how ashamed you are for them they will always be shameless
It's crazy that some people think that being a mom you gotta help another mom out no matter the situation. It's like a motto. "If a kid pops out,you have to help a mom out"
I used to help other moms out with babysitting because they would say I could go to them if I needed a sitter. Then they were literally never available when I asked. So I stopped helping. No free babysitting anymore. 🙄
It's more that shithole people were always dying for an excuse to mooch off others and they think 'I have a parasite' will work on anyone.
those mum's are probably the ones who look down on women without children 🙄
*mums
8:30 "you changed the nickname for [ ] to cheap"
3:27 "Now you're gonna ignore me?" (3 minutes later)
Imagine OP wasn’t ignoring her, just typing a huge list on all of the things they could use the money for.
Her: *Asks for $20*
Him: “I don’t want to, but okay, no problem.”
Her: *Asks for $120*
Him: “Ehhh nah, no thanks.”
Her: *“WTF yOu DiSgUiStiNg hORRibLe bEiNg”*
10 bucks she voted for Bernie
how do you know their genders
@@rhorynotmylastname7781 In more recent news, Trump takes away takes break from the middle and lower class and gifts more to the upper class. How not entitled.
@@yourbiggestfan395 Uhh no while I'm not a trump supporter he doesn't do this.
Edit: also dude it's a joke it wasn't meant to star a political debate
@@rhorynotmylastname7781 Why is it a joke when you do it and not when I do it? Sounds like it always was a debate.
Kid: when I grow up
Anti-Vaxx parent: sorry but I decide if you live or not
Pretty much lol
Parent: *_if_* you grow up
You again
this is the 10,000th time I’ve heard this joke
I didn't know Escanor was an anti-vaxxer
That really *WAZINGELS* my *WAZOO*
Mom: why won’t you give me this medical job???? I’m a mom tooooooo!
Sup: certs???
Mom: a wot?
I can't be the only one who screamed "NEXT!" when this appeared in their feed.
*NeeeeEEEEEEEEEXT!*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
NEEEEXT!
Don't need the attitude honey. NEXT!
*NEEEEXXXXXT*
Honestly some of these could pass as entitled parents. These people need to realize that NO👏🏾ONE👏🏾CARES👏🏾ABOUT 👏🏾YOUR👏🏾KID.
Don’t worry, someone out there really cares about their kid.
i mean
ima add to this soo
ITS👏NOT👏OUR👏FUCKING👏CHILD👏
i would like to get iphone x for 10$ instend cuz my kids got A+ grades and they deserve it more than u jdjskwnskamsodksla im a good parent
I feel for that babysitter. I babysit my stepsister's two toddlers and four pets pretty much all day but my mom won't allow me to get paid for it because "you're family, it's your duty to do it without payment." And then complains that I'm not getting a job. I have a job. You just won't let me get paid for it.
*The Illuminati says*
remember to always pay people for their hard work! 😃
or we will find you! 😃
The Illuminati is a NERD
Canon Illuminati is so much better than conspiracy theory Illuminati.
Who else got almost irrationally enraged at the parent who swindled that babysitter out of $128??
Cos I did.
I GOT SO AKSHDIWBWUZHWNAKZU
No one did, not even you. Totally rational rage
I agree, getting mad at deadbeats who won't pay for shit is totally rational
sadly, the babysitter can waste her/his time in small claims court. Even a win doesn't guarantee payment.
Don’t worry, I read the follow-up to that story and the babysitter threatened small claims court after the husband ignored her too. The sister said on Reddit that payment was eventually finalized!
m.imgur.com/j7GU5LN
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I don’t understand shitheads like this; stealing from a student who cared for your children. Like blocking someone will just make the theft go away, with all of the text message evidence out there. Just mindboggling stupid and shameful.
Scott Pilgrim | That was the only one that made me mad because they just lied and robbed that person and that made me upset.
“I can knock off half the asking price”
Lmao pure gold
Shoutout to the guy at 8:35 for changing the contact name to “cheap”.
I'm kind of annoyed that the person who's coworker demanded a tablet didn't list the things that they'd spend their money on if they didn't have kids. You know, like, food, water bills, electricity bills, mortgages, rent, fuel, friends, family, household supplies, insurance, various maintenance, setting aside savings, etc.
Just, saying that kids is the only thing you could possibly spend money on makes me so angry
Hopefully he was too busy forwarding the texts to HR
YamiNoSensei13 seriously dude. What kind of shitty human being thinks anyone owes you anything because you have kids?
Haha did anyone notice at 8:38 the guy changes the choosing beggar’s nickname in contacts to “cheap”
I did lol
Stranger: Can you do 100? 500 is too much.
Me: Deal.
*Later*
Stranger: why is 4/5 of this product is missing?
Me: Because you only paid 1/5.
Sounds like a Listerine commercial
czcams.com/video/EY5-0It0acU/video.html
WHY DID YOU GIVE ME ONLY THE CASE ? I PAID FOR THE FULL PC.
@@electryone549 well CZcams didn't tell me about this comment...
Stranger: Ö
"I was asking for help."
No. You were asking for a computer.
The way sorrow says “wazoo” is hilarious
Your ability to bring my blood to a boil through your voice reenactments is a dangerous weapon
That last one physically, mentally, spiritually, metaphysically, metamentally, sentimentally, metaspiritually and meta sentimentally destroyed any last hope for humanity
I don't know if it was SorrowTV but I also remember a fiancéé listing an absurdly pecific list of requirements for herwedding list including how to dress with even specific brands. It was unreal. IIRC she also lashed out when it was published online and got backlash so she actually organized an event to know who the person who published it online was. It was totally psychopathic and if sorrow hasn't made a video of it already I'd love if he did
@@luiscarlosarenas9370 Remember any keywords from that I could search for? I'm burning with curiosity!
@@DoveAlexa me too
I hope nobody came to this bitch's wedding, including parents
5:06 s-she said s-seven crotch goblins
*Your subscription to sanity has been cancelled*
can we get subscribers without any videos im the oldest of 8😏
@@tinachristina9669 I'm the middle child of 3 the middle child gets shit on lol
That one with the babysitter pisses me off so much... no matter how many times I watch this video
you've never been a REAL choosing beggar if your kids have NEVER been spending you up the wazoo! (LOL)
*up the wazoo!*
@@AleTitan LOL
r/gatekeeping
You have 120 likes lol
@@user_2793 you were off by 3 likes but i see what you did there. *spends you up the wazoo*
Dude helping build the computer sounds like any RPG quest giver. “I can help you, but first you’ll need to gather these parts. This is where you can find them”
...I feel slightly less hate towards those NPCs now.
@@SheepUndefined [Says this after burning down an entire village]
@@fanrosefabrose9457 I said I feel slightly less hate for them, not that I'm gonna change my playstyle.
That babysitting story really pissed me off. I really hope she got the money after all.
"I have 7 kids, isn't that qualifications enough?"
Yeah, for working on the street.
or to be the poster child of a Contraceptive company
"I'm sure they'd much rather spend Xmas with their dads."
Such a small difference. Such a 4th degree burn.
Apparently help group means "magical place where people do anything/give anything for/to you"
fCEBOOK?
or like "free slaves and slave labor"
"Can i use your photos?"
"Sure! If you give credit"
"F**k off!"
...the poor person meant credit, as if in name or tag the rightful owner "credit", not money.
The way he says "Korean BBQ" is just so fucking hilarious. It almost makes me forget that every waking moment of my life is pain and agony.
Same
It honestly baffles me how people expect these “strategies” to work.
The food one works. If you are pretty enough and the guy is gross. Had a friend do that. Helps with the bills.
@@spicybeantofu no offense to you, but it sounds like your friend belongs on one of these videos.
It baffles me how polite these people are to them. Apologizing to someone because you aren't going to risk losing your job and getting arrested for theft? The fuck? And I'm someone who often apologizes when it really isn't neccessary. But to these people? Hell no. I'd tell them to go play in traffic.
that's the thing sadly, they act this way in the hopes one time their victim is too meek or anxious or young, etc. to fight back. Some people let these types walk all over them and win, so they think they can keep acting that way and get whatever they want, until they try it on someone with authority or someone who stands up for themselves and wind up hurt or in jail for being a tool.
Shiny Smeargle The babysitting one did work which infuriates me.
“The customer’s always right”
Hi there what can I do for you?
Yes I’d like all the money in this whole restaurant.
That’s theft sir
DA CUSTOMUR’S ALWES RIGT
David Liu is it me, or is “DA CUSTOMUR’S ALWES RIGT” automatically in a Bernie Sanders voice?
The prime minister is always right not the customer.
Or the customer should accept things for what they are and move along. But too bad that's never going to happen...
The boilermaker heart-reacting the ahole was glorious XD
And then changing his name to "cheap" lol
The one with the mother stiffing the babysitter and trying to lie about it literally has me seething. I’m ready to throw hands.
Jesus Christ Sorrow. That
_Korean BBQ_
voice is just... it's too good. I'm having a hard time believing it was even your voice.
@Luigi Nastro when he says barbeque you can kinda hear it's him
...
Wait...
What?
There's no way that's him, surely.
What about at the end?
I'm so confused, how is that possible?
These parents makes me literally bleed internally with the amount of cringe it gives me.
😂😂😂😂😂
"You don't have kids, what else do you spend your money on?" Being alive in general costs a whole fucking lot, it shouldn't be but that's the world we're living in. Also, since this is the holidays, he has other people to give gifts to. Like his *family*.
I love people who think they're entitled to everything on God's Earth because they have kids. Like wow, great job, is that why you made them?
No seriously, you're right. Most of these people probably only had kids for sympathy points and to get free shit
3:36 "ignoring me". THESE TEXTS ARE ONLY A FEW MINUTES APART.
It's not like the person stopped texting for hours or something!!
its not like they're doing something else. how could they turn away from ME?!
It's not like they have _kids,_ what else could they possibly be doing!!??
is the cat in your pfp shijimi mike?
@@thicco_ nice pfp lmao
Literally just 3 minutes apart
Up the wazoo choosing beggar vs NEXT! choosing beggar, who would win?
Still the NEXT! lady
NEXT! Lady always wins!
NEXT! By a long shot
The NEXT lady. Remember when she defended against the old millennial-hating lady?
No matter who wins, we lose.
The one with the "up the wazoo!" makes me so angry, because I would love some chocolates & a blanket...
To anyone out there
"YoUd Be mY BeSt FriEnD"
is not an actual pay that works in third grade...not hulu.
Damn this video has been *spending me up the WAZOO*
this comment is spending me up the *_WAZOO_*
@@bombtastic2952 This reply is spending me up the WAZOO
He should’ve made a joke during the Patreon segment about them spending themselves up the wazoo
I don't know why I keep watching these videos tbh. They're not good for my blood pressure lol.
Nobody from Nowhere epic
@@pizzatime4700 epic
When will Karens learn that "customer is always right" is a supply and demand theory and has NOTHING to do with customer service
Gosh, I despise the argument:
"BUT I HAVE 847 KIDS, WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON IF YOU DON'T HELP ME!"
Uhmm, no... If you made the decision to have more kids than you can handle, that's on you.
"BUT NOBODY IS FULLY PREPARED FOR PARENTHOOD!"
Right, but there's a big difference between "not fully prepared" and "completely in over your head, yet still making your life harder with your poor decisions".
I know right. Unbelievable. Makes me want to get my ovaries removed if I'm honest.
Yeah, you don't just have 7 kids on accident.
3:28
"You are kidding me right? (...)"
literally just 3 min later
"Now you are gonna ignore me! (...)"
why are people so impatient?
I'm not that impatient but I do get impatient a out getting messaged back. But I dont say anything. I just keep looking at my phone and start assuming I'm getting ignored. #anxiety
there was this nicguy or nicegirl post where they absolutely freaked out because the other person ignored them. that person was asleep and it was like 2 in the morning
I agree but I also think the person saw that their message was left on read, that's why they said they were being ignored. Not that they didn't deserve to be ignored lol
If your kids were spending you up the wazoo you would be too
"$120 for a co-worker"
"You're an engineer so you make quite a bit more than I do!"
Huh?
right?..
You can work with someone and be in a different position
The beggar might be an admin assistant or something
0:20 aged like wine with Musk’s latest Twitter decree
my kids have been spending me up the
_WAZOO_