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  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic Před 4 lety +2592

    That Applebees one..
    "How dare a man choose to go to a pricy place with good portions rather than an extremely expensive place that wouldnt fill up a mouse"

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic Před 4 lety +164

      Applebees is already a lot more expensive than I'd ever offer a girl for a first date.

    • @limboprime4008
      @limboprime4008 Před 4 lety +96

      Yeah where do u wanna go? To this cheap place and where it will feed u for 2 weeks or to this expensive place where u will get hungry after a secound your done whit your meal
      (PS i have never went to appelbeas sorry for misspealing how is in there?)

    • @YourAverageKriegsman
      @YourAverageKriegsman Před 4 lety +79

      I wouldnt take that woman to a fuckin OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE if I knew that was her response. That is a grade A genuine specimen of gold digger, throws on the whole rich girl vibe, then as soon as she digs enough holes in your pockets, and you cant get her anything she wants, she dumps you for some other chump for HIS money, and the cycle continues. Shed probably end up being that girlfriend who'd threaten breaking up over not buying specific pair of shoes for her. Talk about priorities.

    • @YourAverageKriegsman
      @YourAverageKriegsman Před 4 lety +46

      @@limboprime4008 while it IS expensive, the food is great, as is the service, the waiters are nice, and you can also have a nice beer and watch a sports game

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Před 4 lety +18

      @@YourAverageKriegsman Where I live, Outback IS expensive. Many girls here would like our prized sandwiches and hot dogs instead

  • @AnInsaneOstrich
    @AnInsaneOstrich Před 4 lety +2131

    "If we all switch to cursive and stick shift cars, we'd cripple an entire generation"
    I think they forgot to add "again".

    • @PlazDreamweaver
      @PlazDreamweaver Před 4 lety +79

      Only they'd fail this time around. However, the damage is already done, unfortunately. Their dust will make its way into hell.
      Not all of them, as my wonderful parents are boomers and my mom is no less than a saint, but the ones who decided their self-righteous punkasses are more important than the future of our society.

    • @thedudethatneveruploads2617
      @thedudethatneveruploads2617 Před 4 lety +81

      If we all got rid of nursing homes, we’d cripple an entire generation.

    • @gamingmadness9726
      @gamingmadness9726 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah they already crippled the next generations

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson Před 4 lety +20

      I've never met anyone in my generation that drives an automatic and everyone I know can write in neat cursive :|
      Boomers can be so fucking stupid, sometimes.

    • @soup5344
      @soup5344 Před 4 lety +2

      Double tap

  • @labratt3742
    @labratt3742 Před 4 lety +10879

    That Vegan who is actually properly feeding their dog deserves serious respect.

    • @thenurseinblack1810
      @thenurseinblack1810 Před 4 lety +627

      I really don't even think it's common for vegans to feed their dogs a vegan diet though. Common sense.

    • @imsleepdeprived1847
      @imsleepdeprived1847 Před 4 lety +86

      You have 69 likes. Congrats.

    • @ajuric4606
      @ajuric4606 Před 4 lety +201

      Why does he deserve respect, for feeding his dog meat, that's like saying you deserve respect for breathing

    • @tav7312
      @tav7312 Před 4 lety +540

      @@ajuric4606 because alot of vegans force their animals to be vegan as well

    • @mipcrazeold
      @mipcrazeold Před 4 lety +25

      True

  • @depressionpie4859
    @depressionpie4859 Před 4 lety +1402

    I think the fact that he said “autisms” while reading the anti-vax tweet about shots in schools makes the whole thing so much funnier

  • @cly_
    @cly_ Před 4 lety +2859

    Watching this is like:
    LONG ANGRY ESSAY
    LONG ANGRY ESSAY
    LONG ANGRY ESSAY
    Well executed 4 word essay
    LONG ANGRY ESSAY

    • @Dovakhiin1172
      @Dovakhiin1172 Před 4 lety +151

      more like:
      ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
      ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
      ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE
      well thought out point
      ANGRY POLITICAL/SOCIAL MESSAGE

    • @beewithabinder
      @beewithabinder Před 4 lety +88

      No no no it’s:
      Opinion
      ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY WITHOUT GRAMMAR
      ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY
      SWEAR DICTIONARY
      STRAIGHT UP BURN
      Genuinely good point
      ANGRY COLLEGE ESSAY

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      Cly Marin « yeah, they are called cemetaries »

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 Před 4 lety +23

      Something's missing... I think it's the *LOOOOONG ANGRY ESSAY*

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 Před 4 lety +21

      Cly Marin it physically hurts me when I see Anti vax parents hate their children for trying to save themselves and others.
      Believe whatever you want, sure, whatever, anti vax whatever you want, deal with the consequences of that, moron. But when they try to take things into their own freaking hands stop trying to harm your children, idiots.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Před 4 lety +1289

    My guy TierZoo just bashed someone's skull in with straight facts

    • @nemodaremo9524
      @nemodaremo9524 Před 4 lety +18

      I thought "Woah, I didn't see someone with an ego that got out of their head so much in that comment section?"

    • @swinty6058
      @swinty6058 Před 4 lety +16

      Just got fucking *SLAPPED*

    • @regarded9702
      @regarded9702 Před 4 lety +3

      What’s the original video tho?

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 Před 4 lety +33

      Don't mess with TierZoo, the dude knows his shit.

    • @fendy5124
      @fendy5124 Před 4 lety +5

      @@regarded9702 dog tier list. I cant find the comment anywhere however

  • @DarwinskiYT
    @DarwinskiYT Před 5 lety +2529

    “Murdered by words” **gets concussion from having a dictionary YEETed at head**

  • @soap_eater52
    @soap_eater52 Před 4 lety +1784

    Vegan : I don't care if I eat plants, my dog should eat what he likes. * gives meat to dog *
    Dog :
    *you are a good man. thank you.*

  • @grumpyboots4937
    @grumpyboots4937 Před 4 lety +1448

    “You turned 33. *on your 18th birthday* I.AM.DECEASED.

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 Před 4 lety +5

      your name is bad

    • @Sarah-ft4dk
      @Sarah-ft4dk Před 4 lety +41

      Vasilija Bera okay? Can you focus on the comment?

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout Před 3 lety +32

      @@milli5968 Į̵̵̡̢̛̛͉̞͚͈̩͉̰͖̱̫̭̮̮̝ͦ̀̍ͥ̽͒̌͘͠ͅ ̢̧͍͍̳̯͕̜̖̙̦̼̼̥͕̘̣ͬ́͌ͨͦ͐̍̒̇ͨ̏ͩ͘͝Ǎ̧̱̼̹͙̥̲̱̳̬͍̲̱̠́̕͢͞͞͡͠M̱̯̬̘̝̣̪͔̖͎̙̩͖̩̑ͬ̐̃ͭ̽̈́̆ͣͦͤ̉ͩ̊́̉ͪ̌͂͘ ̵̷̷̷̵̛͇̭̠̳̬̤̫͔͕͔̼͎̫̠̓̿ͭ́͘͢͝͠͡Š̸͇̰̰̤̲̹͖͚̠͂̆͌ͣ͊̆͆̏̚͠͞Ơ̷̴̴͔̣̗ͧͭ͐ͥͦ̔ͫ͆̄̉ͨ̔̿̂ͥͥ̊̍͆̀̚͡ ̸̷̢͉͎͈̝̰͕̗̗̺̣̹̮̠̭͕͉̂̂̑̃͊̾ͫͬ̅ͣ͆ͭ͗͐͢͜͝͠ͅH̡̻̤͔̖̦̪̆̓ͨ̄ͩ̊̀̃̈́̂̇̚͢͢͡͠O̯̬̭̞̮͓̤̟͑ͭ̐̆͆ͦ̌̽ͤͯ́̚̚͜҉̴͏̵̢͜R̸̢͉̮̹͚͇̹͚̹̳̘̅ͣ͝ͅ͏̷̷̛͟͞͏͏N̦̿̓ͧͥ͆̎̅̆ͨ͊̃̑ͥ̒̓̔̅̌͑ͮ͝͏̧̛͏҉̵̕Y̺͎͖̞̲͕̣͚̲̣̜̼̑͋̀̈́̋͝ͅ

    • @infitinet7705
      @infitinet7705 Před 3 lety +23

      @@astonished-scout shut up dio we knew you were gay

    • @aquariumfish-i4h
      @aquariumfish-i4h Před 3 lety +7

      @@milli5968 shut up

  • @RealSwampPanther
    @RealSwampPanther Před 5 lety +2916

    r/MurderedByWords is just r/RoastMe but, without consent.

  • @GavinPlayz123
    @GavinPlayz123 Před 4 lety +3758

    The vegan who doesnt force his/her dog to eat vegan is a bloody legend

    • @kurokosart237
      @kurokosart237 Před 4 lety +100

      Wish other vegans aren't like that person...

    • @arcanekitsune4202
      @arcanekitsune4202 Před 4 lety +213

      @@kurokosart237 The toxic ones speak the loudest
      I'm not a vegan I enjoy eating stuff such as cake, bacon, and fish. I'd find it difficult to give up eating pastries with egg and milk in them.

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +43

      Idk maybe that person shouldnt get respect for going the bare minimum, but everybody who isnt doing it should be shamed.

    • @mobiletamer5958
      @mobiletamer5958 Před 4 lety +75

      Henrique Becker Dogs are supposed to eat meat. It is in their nature.

    • @henriquebecker2713
      @henriquebecker2713 Před 4 lety +15

      @@mobiletamer5958 ...
      Yes, let us use an appeal to nature fallacy to ignore links to actual scientific evidence.

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 Před 4 lety +326

    I mean McDonald's is the second most American business next to the gun shops

    • @infitinet7705
      @infitinet7705 Před 3 lety +18

      **Russians are coming for you**

    • @leonol197
      @leonol197 Před 3 lety +12

      *american anthem Intensifies*

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao I love this comment

    • @dazaiosamu4689
      @dazaiosamu4689 Před 3 lety +7

      This is why I want to move to Canada

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier Před 3 lety +6

      @@dazaiosamu4689 Canada's slogan: If you get lost, just follow a moose. They always go somewhere nice.

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote Před 5 lety +9325

    I'm autistic (professionally diagnosed) and it's honestly not as tragic as these antivaxx pyschos think.

    • @ghoulishgam3r508
      @ghoulishgam3r508 Před 5 lety +1866

      I don't have autism, but I'd rather be autistic than dead.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote Před 5 lety +769

      @My age is unnamed autistic people aren't insane

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently Před 5 lety +584

      It depends on the severity actually.
      And before people ask, no I'm not on either side of this retarded ass vaxxing argument. I just know that autism has several "levels/variants" and every one is different, some being worse or better than others.

    • @sololad2423
      @sololad2423 Před 5 lety +363

      Dude same! I hate how people think we are inepet! Like dear god..

    • @Maverick3211
      @Maverick3211 Před 5 lety +23

      Sure ok

  • @Ragness10
    @Ragness10 Před 4 lety +1228

    "Here's a video of hippos eating a zebra. Shut up."

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 Před 4 lety +1796

    "Hippos are herbivores! What are you talking about?"
    Me: "Hippos are considered to be one of the most dangerous and aggressive animals on the planet and several humans have died from them as a result each year. Even alligators are afraid to go near their territory and THOSE fuckers have one of the strongest bite grips of any animal on the planet!"

    • @thatdraggunguy
      @thatdraggunguy Před 4 lety +48

      Wait a second....alligators don't live near hippos or is there some American hippo species that terrorizes alligators that I don't know about.

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 Před 4 lety +42

      @@thatdraggunguy Wait, really? I recall hearing that from either Infographic or Matthew Santoro. Well, if I'm wrong, I do apologize for my error.

    • @regarded9702
      @regarded9702 Před 4 lety +63

      Just bc something is aggressive and dangerous doesn’t mean it can’t be a herbivore but in most cases your right
      Edit: and is this case too as it says in the video there omnivores

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 Před 4 lety +19

      @@regarded9702 I actually thought they were omnivores.

    • @moodielolly278
      @moodielolly278 Před 4 lety +53

      chaotixninja5 you’re correct don’t worry :) but I think you meant crocodiles, not alligators.

  • @Moo-2310
    @Moo-2310 Před 4 lety +87

    PSA TO ALL GUYS
    Skincare is not gay. It's just keeping your skin healthy and looking young. If you're a straight dude and you think that girls won't date you because you do skincare it's ok. If they laugh at you for having a skincare routine and walk out of the date, you just dodged a bullet. If she's a genuinely nice person, she'll either not care about it or talk to you about skincare. Most girls are happy about their boyfriends having a skincare routine because it means that their man is looking after his skin.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodne5831
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodne5831 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm a straight guy here. Moo 2310 you just spoke FACTS. All these "alpha males" are total bullsh*t. Looking healthy and/or young is not "gay". These are the same type of people who get h*rd when a girl takes her flip flops or shoes off to swim or something. Extra h*rd if she yawns. Go get a f*cking job in your local Wendy's or some D*ck Gaylord. If a girl actually the audacity to laugh at you for having a skincare routine, 1. You just dodged a bullet like that f*cking Bobcat from that homophobic b*tches skid marked, sh*t covered a*s. 2. Get another one. A girl that genuinely likes/loves you will not have the waste energy to give a rabbit's sh*t about your skincare. Like these jeans sh*tting boomers are so goddamn f*cking entitled. This isn't 1958 here Karen and D*ck. For f*cking god's sake just shut your little sh*t spraying asshole of a mouth the f*ck up. Enough of a rant. These people need to grow the f*ck up.
      That's my point.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před 2 lety +1

      Why is everybody ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SKINCARE? Is there really more to it than taking a shower? It cannot be that complicated.
      Maybe nobody takes showers anymore, in which case additional effort to clean skin would be necessary.
      Based off of the way most humans smell now, I would not be surprised if this is the case.

    • @averysadpizza6714
      @averysadpizza6714 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dannypipewrench533 for certain people just taking a shower isn't enough to look clean, usually, for me, I take a shower first then do my skincare bc a simple shower isn't just what will make my skin look cleaner, as a side effect I do look like I'm an extremely tall 4 yr but that's one of the many reasons that some people have a skincare routine, my skin looks disgusting even when its clean but maybe that's just me, also srry for the paragraph ^^

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před 2 lety

      @@averysadpizza6714 Extremely tall four year old. Terrific.
      The long response is no problem, I type very long comments almost every day.
      I guess I just am fortunate enough to only need to shower then. Granted, I live in Arizona, the additional ultraviolet light probably helps. I really do not go outside that much, though. I have pretty light skin as a result. But, maybe going outside occasionally is still more than the average person.

  • @-Denoslack-
    @-Denoslack- Před 5 lety +1854

    That vegan that destroyed all other vegans is my spirit animal.

  • @terminator33442
    @terminator33442 Před 5 lety +2498

    *kinda pissed that they think cursive can defeat us 12 year olds*

  • @hiiambarney4489
    @hiiambarney4489 Před 4 lety +252

    3:50 Dangggg my man Tier Zoo just sent 'em straight into F Tier. Don't mess with studied professionals when you just want to sound smart.

    • @yuji9323
      @yuji9323 Před 4 lety +15

      TZ lowkey used a Flamethrower score streak on his ass

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider Před 4 lety +16

      oh my god, "sent em straight into F Tier" KILLED me

    • @tweedledee5850
      @tweedledee5850 Před 4 lety

      He could’ve literally just looked up everything he stated

    • @kjl3080
      @kjl3080 Před 3 lety

      GraveDaysCrimson haha, as a plant hobbiest you should really look up what you’re saying, because the plant is named after wolves lol

  • @tessfabled4115
    @tessfabled4115 Před 3 lety +103

    My now-fiance and I's first date was at a literal hole-in-the-wall restaurant but the food was amazing (it still is), the giant centipede that came out from under the table was really cool and it's one of our most cherished memories to this day

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed Před 5 lety +1831

    People: Make wait that's illegal jokes.
    Police: Wait that's illegal.

    • @gvusal
      @gvusal Před 5 lety +26

      Oh shit, its you again

    • @burduprod
      @burduprod Před 5 lety +15

      You furry fuck

    • @dragonboss3504
      @dragonboss3504 Před 5 lety +9

      I literally just saw you on call me Kevin’s video

    • @hravandil9993
      @hravandil9993 Před 5 lety +22

      Burdu this furryfuck is more educated than you are

    • @burduprod
      @burduprod Před 5 lety +3

      @@hravandil9993 thanks

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 Před 4 lety +1393

    To all fellow guys out there.
    Really, take care of yourself. Don't mistreat your skin because you're "a sissy" if you use things like face cream. Do it, save yourself trouble later down the line. Sometimes stuff like that leaves scars. It don't look pretty. Just saying

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +133

      I dont get the whole "skincare is unmasculine" because apparently being ugly on purpose is manly??

    • @noodlesgamebox5903
      @noodlesgamebox5903 Před 4 lety +123

      @@senza4591 I get it a lot. Anytime people asked me how my skin was so much clearer than their's, I would just explain that I use face cream and stuff. I don't want to look like I have chicken pox. But for whatever reason, I get weird looks for saying it.

    • @xxbrummyxx6740
      @xxbrummyxx6740 Před 4 lety +11

      Maybe you are just ugly & not very masculine, ever consider that? 🤷‍♂️😂

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 Před 4 lety +4

      Don't tell me what to do.

    • @Chiller-pc1dv
      @Chiller-pc1dv Před 4 lety +4

      Agreed.

  • @gitrogZG
    @gitrogZG Před 4 lety +788

    "i have never been threatened due to being in the military"
    dude, that's kinda in the job description

    • @deathtaco4095
      @deathtaco4095 Před 4 lety +8

      well not if you work as a cook or something

    • @choccymilk9821
      @choccymilk9821 Před 4 lety +44

      gitrog I think what they mean is in your home country outside of war

    • @gitrogZG
      @gitrogZG Před 4 lety +12

      Choccy Milk I’m sure that’s what they meant, yes.

    • @christalcavanaugh
      @christalcavanaugh Před 4 lety +24

      They mean because you are in the military not when you’re in active duty. Aside from that here and now people choose to join the military, so even if their neighbors threatened to kill them for being veterans, they still chose to do it.

    • @gitrogZG
      @gitrogZG Před 4 lety +6

      Emily Geier I knew what they meant. It’s called humor.

  • @ariyaa-
    @ariyaa- Před 3 lety +46

    That vegan man single handedly roast an entire vegan community. I love it more than mcdonalds

    • @cypdashuhn1603
      @cypdashuhn1603 Před 3 lety +3

      I hope so much that any person reads this:
      A very little percentage of Vegans, are the vegans you have in mind.
      The Vegans you DO have in mind, are the loutest. The people, who are
      shouting at everyone, that they are doings smth wrong. THEY are
      taking all the attention, at THEMSELVES, so the public thinks:
      Oh! So every Vegans must be like that!!!

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 Před 2 lety

      @CypDasHuhn I read it your welcome

    • @kazuma7232
      @kazuma7232 Před rokem

      PETA Vegans can kiss my ass!

  • @SuperDarwinFAN
    @SuperDarwinFAN Před 4 lety +7169

    Anti vaxxers:
    This behavior is toxic
    Me:
    Then vaccinate it

    • @RealSuperMario64
      @RealSuperMario64 Před 4 lety +139

      *_BRUH_*

    • @austinalt5217
      @austinalt5217 Před 4 lety +30

      first response was just"OOOOOO!"

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 Před 4 lety +29

      CLAP to your genius answer lol love this, OP

    • @nonusbusinissus5632
      @nonusbusinissus5632 Před 4 lety +12

      You do not vaccinate against toxic chemicals m8.

    • @nonusbusinissus5632
      @nonusbusinissus5632 Před 4 lety +5

      @Lord of Warhammer Agreed. Otherwise we could have a great time over laughing at our feet, which are coincidentally on the exact same level of humor this joke is at.

  • @Trilink2
    @Trilink2 Před 5 lety +314

    The vegan one had me cackling, the edits.

  • @nykerios9379
    @nykerios9379 Před 4 lety +1803

    6:00
    is that...
    a vegan...
    that actually has an IQ above room temperature?!

    • @theproindagames9387
      @theproindagames9387 Před 4 lety +94

      Well, it depends if you use Farenheit and imperial heat system or the less random and universally accepted Celcius and metric heat system

    • @grzyruth9205
      @grzyruth9205 Před 4 lety +16

      Actually dogs are omnivores, it's expected that dogs (when on a vegan diet) can experience the same health benefits as a human on the same diet. I got my dog well past her expiration date (in good health, she passed peacefully) on a vegan diet for her last 3 years of life.
      You have to take my word on that.

    • @theproindagames9387
      @theproindagames9387 Před 4 lety +76

      @@grzyruth9205 You know, it pretty most depends on the dog, dogs are omnivores yes, and some do require a balanced diet of meat and veggies/fruit, but in most cases taking either to extremes can have bad consequences, that's why on us humans also omnivores being all vegan can result in hormonal and digestive changes for new people, and why eating only meat can lead to for example scruvy, that's why the best thing to do is consult a licensed veterinarian and the american kennel club, because even if you didn't realize it putting your dog on a purely vegan diet COULD (as in maybe, maybe not) have caused some negative consecuences. Now what i'm trying to explain is that an isolated case can't prove a point wrong, because it depends on the dog, some have positive reactions to it, most don't, so if your dog went through it's vegan diet until it's passing, good! But that doesn't and cannot backup the veganism on dogs case.
      And alsoalso, look at a dogs teeth, the argument presented is solid, just not detailed enough, there is a huge difference between being able to and sustain from it, dogs, canines, lupines and vulpines in general can eat plants, but it does not mean thay can sustain purely from it, i can eat mashed potatoes even if i'm not biologically designed for it, but if i ate mashed potatoes for my whole life it can have negative impacts on me (it's an example not a comparison).
      That mouthful of an argument said, i'm sorry your dog passed, good that it was peacefully and i hope you remember him/her with love and happiness.

    • @astridbittersparrow5068
      @astridbittersparrow5068 Před 4 lety +18

      Grzy Ruth I can show you multiple studies that prove being vegan makes your unhealthier

    • @floydlechner2445
      @floydlechner2445 Před 4 lety +7

      Ryan Schenck no, higher then others, maybe, high enough to look into a mirror after telling us that dogs have teeth for eating meat and a body to hunt and realize, gee, i wonder why my teeth are looking so sharp and pointy, and why is my body capable of running for an hour? Cuz all his arguments, if you had exchanged dog with human, would still be accurate.

  • @wyvernnemecek595
    @wyvernnemecek595 Před 3 lety +19

    The fact that TIERZOO just laid someone down like this, while educating them, has made my day!

    • @sierra6993
      @sierra6993 Před rokem

      Ikr i know respect him like no one else

  • @Ike-kn5dt
    @Ike-kn5dt Před 5 lety +819

    "I have never had my life threatened for being in the military"
    I kinda find that hard to believe tbh

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora Před 5 lety +74

      Especially if he went to Iraq or Afghanistan...our lives were threatened every day.

    • @Chiller-pc1dv
      @Chiller-pc1dv Před 5 lety +70

      Tell me about it, it's like trying to claim that cops are in absolutely no danger at all. It's a dangerous job.

    • @Ike-kn5dt
      @Ike-kn5dt Před 5 lety +56

      @@Chiller-pc1dv not every MOS is really dangerous, but the fact is that there are loads of people out there making threats against the American military every day, so if you're a soldier you're a target

    • @gsalsam
      @gsalsam Před 5 lety

      Ike123 😂😂😂😂

    • @player_delta
      @player_delta Před 4 lety +1

      HOLD UP

  • @declanbamforth234
    @declanbamforth234 Před 4 lety +344

    Mad respect for that vegan. Also, that "shut up" reminded me of Peter Griffin

    • @sleepybacon8096
      @sleepybacon8096 Před 4 lety

      SHOE UP U CHEESY BEANS

    • @henriquebecker2713
      @henriquebecker2713 Před 4 lety

      It is really sad to see this spreading of misinformation. Dogs can actually be feed a vegan diet. They are omnivore, as us. There is lots of sources for this information, but I think the "hur dur hate on the vegan" make people smash the like button before checking the facts:
      www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/03/can-pets-be-vegan-food-koji-dogs-cats-wild-earth-science/
      www.hillspet.com/dog-care/nutrition-feeding/can-dogs-be-vegan
      www.mdpi.com/2076-2615/6/9/57/htm
      I mean, Purina (the famous dog food brand) offers a vegetarian/vegan option:
      www.purina.com/articles/dog/nutrition/vegetarian-and-vegan-dog-food
      Do you people the company would be just opening a breach for a massive lawsuit by offering a product that slowly kills your pet?

    • @TheBrazilRules
      @TheBrazilRules Před 4 lety

      @@henriquebecker2713 Yes. They do with food they offer humans, why not to animals. But I guess people like you are all above logic being vegan and considering pets equal to humans

    • @j-man3267
      @j-man3267 Před 4 lety +1

      Henrique Becker Hey I might not agree with what you’re saying but it’s good to see people putting actual sources for their information!

    • @henriquebecker2713
      @henriquebecker2713 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheBrazilRules What? Sorry I did not understand your argument, where did I consider pets to be equal to humans? And equal in what?

  • @tokufire8989
    @tokufire8989 Před 5 lety +923

    I'm not first
    I'm not last
    one thing I love
    is Damian's laugh

    • @tokufire8989
      @tokufire8989 Před 5 lety +9

      @@name-hy6qh I didnt know. I took it from someone and i changed it to Damians laugh.

    • @joashimc3291
      @joashimc3291 Před 5 lety +2

      Louder for Damien to hear🤣✨👐

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 5 lety +6

      @@tokufire8989 This one's new to me
      I like it. I'm your 100th like!

    • @potatomanagement_5770
      @potatomanagement_5770 Před 5 lety +3

      Technically, you were the last one to comment when you commented this.

    • @tokufire8989
      @tokufire8989 Před 5 lety +4

      @@potatomanagement_5770 shhhh

  • @Craigerfried1128
    @Craigerfried1128 Před 4 lety +16

    "I won't let my dog eat meat, nor will I vaccinate my kids and let them come out about their sexual preferences"
    me: this is why i'm leaving you and taking the kids and the dog

  • @heavysleeperassclapper6054
    @heavysleeperassclapper6054 Před 5 lety +495

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
    r/murderedbywords: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @comradedyatlov4143
      @comradedyatlov4143 Před 5 lety +12

      *Throws dictionary at your head*

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult Před 5 lety +4

      Me: jokes on you, I'M A WORDPLAY MASOCHIST!

    • @undeadprincess5726
      @undeadprincess5726 Před 5 lety +9

      All the adults in my life told me this. All except one, who said "you know the saying 'sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me'? Bullshit."

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Před 5 lety +2

      So that's the right saying? I only knew it as 'Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break your heart'

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 Před 4 lety +634

    7:03 being owned by a furry
    this is what you get youtube, for doing so much wrong

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 Před 4 lety +6

      Big oof

    • @brogr5464
      @brogr5464 Před 4 lety +6

      @@neotheshadowwarrior4082 oofers the big

    • @jade-xd7wm
      @jade-xd7wm Před 4 lety +32

      I mean this comment is great but does being a furry make you dumber-

    • @brogr5464
      @brogr5464 Před 4 lety +15

      @@jade-xd7wm yes, yes it does

    • @bloodlust8480
      @bloodlust8480 Před 4 lety +45

      @Patrick Cossack First of all, being a furry isnt a fetish. Being a furry isnt a messed up kink. By saying this you're just unnecessarily sexualizing and telling perfectly normal kids and adults who have a hobby of drawing human-like animals that they should fall off a cliff.
      What the hell dude.
      How fucking smooth is your brain?
      Oh no, I enjoy drawing standing animals?! Throw me to hell!
      Oh no, I like to * ironically * pretent to be an animal and embrace creativity? What an unforgivable crime. Disgusting.
      And also,
      Fetishes arent furry exclusive? Neither are all these disgusting kinks you're talking about?? Every. Fandom. Has. A. Sexual. Side. This point is used a lot because it's TRUE.
      ...
      Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you lmao
      Being a furry makes you less of a human?
      Do you understand how much bullshit this is?
      Do you understand how much bullshit everything you've said against furries right now is?
      Just fuck off please, take this up with those who make the fandom look bad but not every furry you see that is appearantly less human for drawing animals.

  • @theoddtrashcan7104
    @theoddtrashcan7104 Před 4 lety +303

    let’s use cursive and millennials will be helpless
    millennials:I’m about to do a pro gamer move

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 4 lety +14

      "yEaH tHeY caN't uSe tHeIr i-PhoNes tO hElP wItH tHaT"

    • @RandomPerson-qr5no
      @RandomPerson-qr5no Před 4 lety +27

      Gen z here, and I just want to say that I was taught cursive whenever I was in 3rd grade until I was in 5th. And my schooled was horrible. (Only stopped practicing in school because I switched to homeschool.) A lot of kids in Gen z are taught cursive at their schools, so where ever that person got that information is lying. (Although that isn’t surprising since they seem new to the internet and probably don’t know what a reliable source looks like.)

    • @imm1nentdeath
      @imm1nentdeath Před 4 lety +25

      me who knows both cursive and normal handwriting:
      _cha cha real smooth_

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 Před 4 lety +4

      idk what to type yea I don’t understand how they thought that made sense

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 4 lety +25

      @@imm1nentdeath
      don't you mean 𝓬𝓱𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓱

  • @getAliKhan
    @getAliKhan Před 3 lety +7

    8:45 "I never once had my life threatened due to being in the military..."
    It's right there in the classification, COMBATant
    10:00 excellently argued!
    12:00 I want that reply on a bumper sticker.
    @EmKay 13:45 masterpiece
    very well put together

  • @jlminecraft6133
    @jlminecraft6133 Před 4 lety +145

    Look at these 2 pictures.
    _murderedbywords_ and _rareinsults_
    Me: *theyre the same picture*

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +24

      Well, murdered by words is just a really eloquent way of deconstructing and mocking the oppostitions argument, and rare insults is... is...
      Huh.

    • @jlminecraft6133
      @jlminecraft6133 Před 4 lety +3

      arham_
      lol

    • @redsmearage
      @redsmearage Před 4 lety +7

      Murdered by words is basically murdering someone but with words and rare insults are insults that are...rare... Idk man i don't know how to explain

    • @jaywalking0d
      @jaywalking0d Před 4 lety +10

      Rare insult is Insulting people using Rare Insults like "You Absolute Inbred shit"

    • @turxican5472
      @turxican5472 Před 3 lety +2

      I would say that rare insults is short and sweet and murder by words is them writing a well thought out argument while still murdering them with words

  • @abi8033
    @abi8033 Před 5 lety +726

    Fun fact: waters temperature is its flavour :)

  • @anthonybousquet3590
    @anthonybousquet3590 Před 4 lety +334

    Okay so I’m French, right (right?). And since when words like ‘hell’ and ‘sexuality’ are swear words? What’s next, gay and heaven will become swear words?

    • @revenant9382
      @revenant9382 Před 4 lety +92

      Sapphire Diadem it’s because of demonetisation, CZcams is super sensitive over the tiniest words and it’s really dumb

    • @NerdyNeutron
      @NerdyNeutron Před 4 lety +82

      Guess you could say... you dont care if he *pardons your french*

    • @NerdyNeutron
      @NerdyNeutron Před 4 lety +41

      @Dylan Moore *happy baguette noises*

    • @wexlerstudios8742
      @wexlerstudios8742 Před 4 lety +4

      @BlqnK you're starting to be a real bread in the neck

    • @sunbea4477
      @sunbea4477 Před 4 lety +14

      This CZcams is for kids above 13, there is CZcams kids which IS for kids, so why would you need to censor ‘hell’??

  • @funnynoodleman
    @funnynoodleman Před 3 lety +13

    4:59 more vegans needs to be like this, actually smart and not abusive to their pets.

  • @emanuelrojas2
    @emanuelrojas2 Před 4 lety +108

    3:50 TierZoo straight roasting them like them like they’re frogs in their current meta

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 4 lety +18

      That's S Tier murder

    • @trent800
      @trent800 Před 4 lety +4

      hes roasting them like their tardigrades

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Před 4 lety +2

      @Bruh Bruh I didn't know you could find anything besides people roleplaying there.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Před 4 lety

      @Bruh Bruh tierzoo videos

    • @fishecake2794
      @fishecake2794 Před 4 lety +2

      although the human players are the strongest on the S tier rankings, they also have the biggest gap with intellect with most humans with the stat at about 50 but some players that the humans name "karens" and "antivaxxers" are known to have intelligence stats of less than 5

  • @weeewooo467
    @weeewooo467 Před 4 lety +482

    Me: Someone in Gen Z who can write in cursive and drive stick shift
    Boomers: *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 4 lety +49

      mean boomers: confused screaming and crying
      goodie boomers: im proud of you

    • @idontexist1966
      @idontexist1966 Před 4 lety +4

      I hate cursive

    • @quantum.codex42
      @quantum.codex42 Před 4 lety +4

      Boomer: N-NANI

    • @sunflowerpatch9610
      @sunflowerpatch9610 Před 4 lety +4

      I am a member of Gen Z that only writes in cursive. Half because I love seeing the shocked expressions on Boomers faces when I do and half because that was the primary way my Boomer grandparents taught me how to write.

    • @cister4708
      @cister4708 Před 4 lety +2

      In my country WE are taught to write in cursive until middle school. And speaking of stick shift cars... I've never even seen an automatic nor driven one lol

  • @lolwasaperson9924
    @lolwasaperson9924 Před 5 lety +379

    If we ran up a set of stairs we could cripple a whole generation

    • @arthurian__lgnd
      @arthurian__lgnd Před 5 lety +18

      Unfortunately that's pretty true. I wish it weren't. But I took a walk downtown today and nearly died going the way back to my group home... Them hills man....

    • @pixalsamurai4048
      @pixalsamurai4048 Před 5 lety +3

      I always run up the stairs.

    • @lunaticpuffist9727
      @lunaticpuffist9727 Před 5 lety +1

      Pixal Samurai
      Me too

    • @t1sd3d
      @t1sd3d Před 5 lety

      I’m not gunna debunk this

    • @obviousgreyman
      @obviousgreyman Před 5 lety

      Because they’re old?

  • @thesilverokami800
    @thesilverokami800 Před 3 lety +13

    5:28 please tell this to the vegan teacher. She clearly thinks her dog is healthy from eating a “vegan” diet. It’s hurting that animal more than helping it.

  • @AlbertM170
    @AlbertM170 Před 4 lety +120

    3:50 TierZoo giving an S-Tier one-shot comment to this F-Tier noob with the Intelligence stats of a jellyfish.

    • @harrisonfreeman2822
      @harrisonfreeman2822 Před 4 lety +14

      And such one-shot is usually very dangerous and can severely lower the stats of such low tier trash.

    • @SentientCubed
      @SentientCubed Před 3 lety +1

      This belongs on r/rareinsults

    • @bingusboobus
      @bingusboobus Před 2 lety

      I GET THAT REFERENCE

  • @cherriedblossomed
    @cherriedblossomed Před 5 lety +361

    0:46 I'd instantly marry you if you take me to applebees-

    • @kelseaallen3156
      @kelseaallen3156 Před 5 lety +6

      if anyone took me there same

    • @arthurian__lgnd
      @arthurian__lgnd Před 5 lety +2

      Apple bees vermont chedder bacon burgers were the bomb man.

    • @dragonarchive7443
      @dragonarchive7443 Před 5 lety +5

      My applebees has an arcade, so i love going there!

    • @JetFuueled
      @JetFuueled Před 5 lety +2

      Same!! All the wait staff I know there are so nice and I'm friends with them. P.S Quesadilla Burger w/ shredded Mozzarella

    • @JetFuueled
      @JetFuueled Před 5 lety

      @@arthurian__lgnd Yesss

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 Před 5 lety +466

    9:09 So while i am not saying we dont need pride month, i have to point something.
    While the commentor in this one might have never personally been threatened or harmed due to being in the military, i have a neighbor who is wheelchair bound, and a Combat Veteran, who is living proof that people suck, and will attack Military personnel for being, well, military. He was physically assaulted while taking part in a Veterans Day Parade in 2017, by a person wearing a scarf over their face yelling about fascism (ANTIFA).
    You read correctly, someone attacked a paraplegic, bound to a wheelchair, because 'fascism' and a sick belief that all military people are fascists.
    Also, please go talk to a few Vietnam Veterans about having stones thrown at them when they returned, and POWs of the same war, who would be spit on, refused jobs, refused housing, and ultimately refused healthcare they had been promised, because of people who hated the military.
    While May might be NMAM, 90% of people have never heard of it, and while LBGT people might have it tough, they at least, dont account for over 70% of all homeless, and 60% of all untreated mentally ill.
    And i say this as a member of the community, who has been mistreated for his flexible sexuality. People tend to not like my life choices, and while in other countries, LBGTQ are persecuted, here in the US, its actually pretty uncommon for it actually get violent.
    Meanwhile, people are actively shouting to defund the VA because Veterans dont deserve free medical care.

    • @Sunky-zf9wf
      @Sunky-zf9wf Před 5 lety +29

      I like how nobody is replying

    • @luigithesnicker
      @luigithesnicker Před 5 lety +61

      This is such a strong comment, it deserves more likes

    • @CaspertheSarcasticGhost
      @CaspertheSarcasticGhost Před 5 lety +51

      My dude, i really appreciate this comment. It sums up and even better expresses what I was thinking during that section. Its annoying when people compare "apples" to "oranges".

    • @CU-Later
      @CU-Later Před 5 lety +38

      Dream Wolf I appreciate this comment greatly.
      I have members of my family that are veterans and we had no clue about this NMAM until recently (because of an argument like this actually).
      People seriously forget that during the Vietnam War and after Vets were treated like shit and even before how people believed PTSD was a lie and that the vets were “just cowards”.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 Před 5 lety +18

      @@CU-Later My mother, Stepfather, and all of my uncles, as well as both sets of grandparents, were all Military, due to having Epilepsy i am 'Selective Service Exempt', which left me unable to enlist.
      I retain a special place for veterans, because i saw how my stepfather, a Desert Storm Vet, and my great uncle, a Vietnam Vet, were treated by the people in our community, who were all quite fond of Jane Fonda.

  • @shrimp4278
    @shrimp4278 Před 4 lety +7

    "Here's a video of hippos eating a zebra. Shut up."
    respect

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet Před 5 lety +113

    my eyes: *reading title*
    my brain: *murderedeyebrows*

  • @halowolf7539
    @halowolf7539 Před 4 lety +66

    0:00 if she has so much money, why doesn't she choose the restaurant and pay the bill?

    • @-khushlush
      @-khushlush Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly 😂

    • @doomguy8718
      @doomguy8718 Před 4 lety +10

      Because women think men should pick the restaurant, order nice food AND pay the bills thinking chivalry still exists
      Bitch this is a new age where we're all equal want special care because you're women go to England in the 80's or 90's

    • @WizardCraft-ox4pe
      @WizardCraft-ox4pe Před 4 lety

      "Chivalry is dead" some say
      "So are you" madlads would say

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 Před 4 lety

      Because she not as rich and powerful as she thinks she is.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal Před 4 lety

      @@doomguy8718 If I remember correctly the code of chivalry only had a tiny bit about respecting women the rest is battle etiquette

  • @oranges1008
    @oranges1008 Před 4 lety +214

    “Are there any summer camps for non vaccinated children?”
    “Yeah it’s called a ‘cemetery’”
    I-

    • @flirtyyae8015
      @flirtyyae8015 Před 4 lety +17

      Well, they ain't wrong

    • @Pollito_Con_Papas555
      @Pollito_Con_Papas555 Před 4 lety +9

      @@flirtyyae8015 Tecnically, he is right

    • @daniiiqwq
      @daniiiqwq Před 4 lety

      explain plz i dont get it im unvaccinated..

    • @razzclatt
      @razzclatt Před 4 lety +10

      daniela if you don’t get vaccinated you’ll die by the age of 35 IF YOUR LUCKY but you might gonna die from polio,tetnis etc so I recommend getting vaccinated.

    • @dryspaghetti
      @dryspaghetti Před 4 lety +1

      I-

  • @killermetalwolf2843
    @killermetalwolf2843 Před 3 lety +4

    “Here’s a video of a hippo eating a zebra, shut up” I’m dying

  • @con-trollerl5751
    @con-trollerl5751 Před 4 lety +81

    8:39
    I'm gay and that image on the right scares me... How can someone just do that...

    • @andrewgoertzel9452
      @andrewgoertzel9452 Před 4 lety +4

      I agree with you but listen to their speech again I have never had my life threatened due to being in the military. They are both big issues and I think they might have been devaluing The issue of military members

    • @jasmina-2753
      @jasmina-2753 Před 4 lety +9

      -lesbian frightened noises-

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout Před 3 lety +2

      Me too, I've never told Niko but I am.

  • @gabstery
    @gabstery Před 5 lety +33

    Whenever Damien reads an offensive word, his voice gets sent to the shadow realm

  • @hidebehindasmile1493
    @hidebehindasmile1493 Před 5 lety +295

    Bruh I used to think anti-vaxxers were made up for memes and shit. Like for people to make fun of something. I can't believe they actually exist

    • @hidebehindasmile1493
      @hidebehindasmile1493 Před 5 lety +3

      @LAUREN FALKINS I see, I didn't know that. Pretty interesting but for real lol?

    • @hugasbernotas3250
      @hugasbernotas3250 Před 5 lety +5

      @@hidebehindasmile1493 yeah. The "research" was he tried the vax on i think 7 kids, he payed them. Some of the kids already had mental diseases afaik

    • @agnieszkasalach4395
      @agnieszkasalach4395 Před 5 lety +3

      @rustytr Well, I, for once, would love to educate myself and not live in an echo chamber! Please, post some links to tge sources that will change my mind. Preferably academic ones, please ^^

    • @jamesrussell2936
      @jamesrussell2936 Před 5 lety +2

      Maybe it does cause autism, maybe not. Maybe it's worth the risk, maybe not. I've been vaxxed and I'm fine. But I'm kind of tired of all the "anti-anti-vax" stuff I'm hearing about. Not out of principle but because I'm jsut plain tired of hearing it.

    • @ChillingCap
      @ChillingCap Před 5 lety

      9:53 arkansas has nothing racist about it its a southern state of the us, have they ever heard of culture. and anti vaxxers get shit on for what, not caring about diseases that are so rare you can go 10-20 years without the vaxxines before you get them. like tetanus i live i Missouri and i dont get a vaccine for it because well it doesnt matter. im in a rural area and i get like 100+ mosquitoe bites a day. i did get a vaccine for it 5 years ago tho and even then its still so rare we should not care about them. they most likely wont die.

  • @mangdadibee5570
    @mangdadibee5570 Před 3 lety +5

    Heres a comeback for when somebody says "I'm not a mirror"
    Comeback: Yes you are, because when i put another mirror infront of you, a demon portal will open because of your face.

  • @Radical_Rainbow
    @Radical_Rainbow Před 4 lety +167

    "...these diseases were on their way out anyways as the vaccinations were developed..."
    Yes! An interesting parallel of events, there.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 Před 4 lety +11

      That's because the development process involved giving away prototypes for free into communities with serious disease problems.
      One vaccine type cured over a million people before it was 'released'.

    • @NerdyNeutron
      @NerdyNeutron Před 4 lety +11

      Hmm yes kind of like how depression treatment got much better when we understood fully what it was

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay Před 4 lety +17

      Some of us might even call that parallel "Cause and effect". But what do _we_ know? We're just a bunch of ignorant pro-vaxxers, right? >_

    • @sj.audios7607
      @sj.audios7607 Před 4 lety +4

      *Corona* has entered the chat
      *Corona* is typing

    • @adampetrowski
      @adampetrowski Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah, didn't you know diseases came out in Earth 1.5673?

  • @sethprice2354
    @sethprice2354 Před 4 lety +58

    0:49 bruh she "owns stocks" some companies literaly cost less than 1 usd a share

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 Před 3 lety +4

      she proabably has gamestop stocks
      Edit: this did not age well

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT Před 3 lety

      i had 10 shares of GE, made 20$ and I'm 14, not that hard

    • @supreet6331
      @supreet6331 Před 3 lety +1

      You can't own a stock. You can own shares of a stock until you own the whole company. Am I right?

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT Před 3 lety +1

      @@supreet6331 technically you could own all of the shares and own the company, but that's not feasibly possible, since other people have stock and wont give it to you

  • @ventexovakon2178
    @ventexovakon2178 Před 4 lety +28

    3:55
    Foxes are cat software running on Dog Hardware.

  • @anthonyplaysgames3676
    @anthonyplaysgames3676 Před 4 lety +1

    Teachers: You need to learn cursive!
    Students: We're supposed to learn how to read and solve math equations, not how to sign the declaration of independence

  • @spingleflop
    @spingleflop Před 4 lety +195

    Boomers: lol zoomers cant read cursive
    Also boomers: *are an older generation and should help us instead of not choosing to teach us and making fun of us for being “uneducated”.*

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety

      Bruh moment

    • @b4byc4kes42
      @b4byc4kes42 Před 4 lety +22

      So true. I'm not even old enough to drive yet (so I don't have much of a say when it comes to shift stick driving or whatever) but I'm a part of Gen Z and I can not only read cursive but I've been writing in cursive since third grade. It just bugs me how boomers assume that we can't do anything just because we grew up with better technology and a more open mindset

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 Před 4 lety +17

      And also cant operate a fucking laptop without getting hacked/ a virus

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 Před 4 lety +13

      “Jimmy I switched my computery thing into japanese mode and I cant switch it back.” yes you can because it takes 4 menus (at least for me) to change the language. Stop lying. if you cant figure out something so simple then you shouldn’t bash us for not knowing something you didnt teach us

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 Před 3 lety

      Why should boomers help you? Gen X should help you because THEY are your parents.
      Should grandparents help? Suuurreee, but they shouldnt be doing their kids' jobs. Boomers shit in diapers, for Judas' sake.

  • @leo-nideace2308
    @leo-nideace2308 Před 4 lety +42

    Cyclists are the weirdest looking speed bumps I have ever seen

    • @theamateurfurry4735
      @theamateurfurry4735 Před 4 lety +1

      Leo-Nide Ace well that happened
      Fr I’ve seen this quite a few times over the internet. Still gets me every time

  • @azelfdaboi5265
    @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +98

    3:33
    My man Tierzoo just murdering people

  • @yasininn76
    @yasininn76 Před 4 lety +9

    "i have never been threatened once in my life due to being in the military"
    Seriously? I threaten living kill machines all the day!

  • @Just_Mon.
    @Just_Mon. Před 4 lety +97

    Acually, as an introvert, its good for mothers to un-vaxinate their kids.
    Why? Easy, less human beings

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 Před 4 lety +16

      Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @alexanderreid8251
      @alexanderreid8251 Před 4 lety +4

      Look we get it that you were ignored by everyone in high school and your 5-9 cats are your only "friends" but what you said was a tad distasteful.

    • @Just_Mon.
      @Just_Mon. Před 4 lety +12

      @@alexanderreid8251 I don't have any pets

    • @stinkyman2399
      @stinkyman2399 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean, you're not wrong, I'm not antivax or anything, I don't have children and I'm just a kid, it's just that... overpopulation. That should be enough to understand

    • @auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718
      @auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718 Před 4 lety +9

      @@alexanderreid8251 guess not all people know how to handle jokes

  • @milos6810
    @milos6810 Před 5 lety +130

    2 in a 1 day we might have to hire more detectives

  • @williampeth6958
    @williampeth6958 Před 5 lety +105

    I Lowkey Think Applebees Is A Nice Date For A Man To Pick

    • @karenlynn6845
      @karenlynn6845 Před 5 lety +3

      William Peth he couldve said let's go to McDonald's and then take you to the dumpsters ;-;

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 Před 4 lety +25

      I don't like Applebees, not because of the price, I just don't like the food there. But instead of throwing a hissy fit, I would have just suggested another place, like a normal person

    • @ok-hr4if
      @ok-hr4if Před 4 lety +7

      I think almost any fast food chain is nice for a date, it's just chill.
      As long as no one in the date is allergic to the main ingredients that the chain serves.

    • @mistressofdreams6031
      @mistressofdreams6031 Před 4 lety +5

      papuruheizu. The intellectual is above me

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 Před 4 lety

      i dont, but i wouldnt dump him for it

  • @samouflage99
    @samouflage99 Před 3 lety +3

    The thing you have to say to ANYONE that uses "causes autism" in their beliefs is simply: "Oh, so you're against austistic people?" It really changes the dynamic in that conversation and keeps them in check. Any further Qanon talk and you have my permission to brick their car.

  • @ethant3624
    @ethant3624 Před 5 lety +74

    And I quote ladies “Applebee’s”

    • @mq8858
      @mq8858 Před 5 lety +9

      I like Applebee's, I guess I'm just a low-class failure lol

    • @Jayza887
      @Jayza887 Před 5 lety +5

      And so I say, 'wow you're rich!' I've never been there

    • @Murr1can
      @Murr1can Před 5 lety +2

      Lady complaining about going to Applebee's yet she never been to a Taqueria that has a clogged toilet so she can take her wimpy ass outta here

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 Před 5 lety +1

      I dont think ive ever been to applebees

    • @paigeOHpaige
      @paigeOHpaige Před 5 lety +1

      I'd let a guy take me out for a nice 2 for $20.

  • @ridhimagohiya1662
    @ridhimagohiya1662 Před 4 lety +24

    3:46 I was today years old when i finally got to know why Remus Lupin is called Lupin

    • @bynightfall_4516
      @bynightfall_4516 Před 4 lety

      *Applause*

    • @noahkading2865
      @noahkading2865 Před 3 lety +1

      J still didn’t realize until this comment

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser Před 3 lety

      I was today years old when I realized people who speak languages from Germanic countries don't understand half of the Latin derived names in literature

  • @anxiousaxolotl9885
    @anxiousaxolotl9885 Před 5 lety +262

    3:19
    Cemeteries? More like A therapy secession without the _the_

  • @sackified5599
    @sackified5599 Před 4 lety +4

    the vegan person who properly feeds their dog is now my favorite person

  • @2013Arcturus
    @2013Arcturus Před 5 lety +242

    >Never had my life threatened due to being the in military
    I know there is no IQ requirement for joining the military but...does this person understand what they did for 4 years?????

    • @derkaiser9881
      @derkaiser9881 Před 5 lety +39

      Obviously not. There's quite a bit of fucking bullshit in these roasts.

    • @antaLord
      @antaLord Před 5 lety +29

      I think they meant when there at home, from other ppl at home

    • @yagirl3612
      @yagirl3612 Před 5 lety +42

      Y’all do realize military doesn’t mean that you have your life threatened 😂😂 my boyfriend was in the army as a paralegal. The most dangerous part of his job was papercuts

    • @2013Arcturus
      @2013Arcturus Před 5 lety +27

      @@yagirl3612 "This personal anecdote, that is a statistical outlier, disproves your general point."

    • @yagirl3612
      @yagirl3612 Před 5 lety +25

      Nicolas P. Cage most people in the military aren’t on the front lines you dip

  • @skylordawesome9547
    @skylordawesome9547 Před 5 lety +107

    9:00 NMAM is a thing? Why was I never told this?

    • @pinbackerman2770
      @pinbackerman2770 Před 5 lety +12

      It's a US event, and is not widely known.

    • @deletedbecauseofhate-9971
      @deletedbecauseofhate-9971 Před 5 lety +26

      Matt Tweedel, But talking about that post, Pride Month should be Pride Day, a whole month is overdue.

    • @xoosd1527
      @xoosd1527 Před 5 lety +10

      Angie Patel I agree on them both of them getting a month but I feel that pride month should've been like a one in a time thing like not one month every year I feel that's a bit execive

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 Před 5 lety +1

      lil fetus L i don't think it's 'execive' because that isn't a fucking word, but it isn't EXCESSIVE either.

    • @itsovermyhead3969
      @itsovermyhead3969 Před 5 lety

      Becuse schools are low cost and do t tell you that much I did not know about Rosa Parks untill 7th grade

  • @randomcommenter3819
    @randomcommenter3819 Před 4 lety +156

    9:08 did this boy just said people in the military never had their life threatened?

    • @wildberri3513
      @wildberri3513 Před 4 lety +6

      Random Commenter
      No? They said that THEY had never had their life threatened in the military.

    • @randomcommenter3819
      @randomcommenter3819 Před 4 lety +1

      @@wildberri3513 that's the same thing? The people in the military are the military and have their life threatened not only on the battle field but the torment that follows them and leads to their high suicide rate

    • @wildberri3513
      @wildberri3513 Před 4 lety +6

      Random Commenter
      The person wasn’t referring to people in the military, they were talking about themself.

    • @that_deadeyegamer7920
      @that_deadeyegamer7920 Před 4 lety +5

      @@wildberri3513 then his entire comment about being in the military was irrelevant. That's like saying "I've never experienced the hardships of being (insert race here) but whites have it the hardest." It was a typical "My dad works for Microsoft." Clout tool to make his argument seem strong.

    • @smw_marytime6692
      @smw_marytime6692 Před 4 lety +19

      They mean that another US citizen has never threatened them because they are in the military, they get lots of respect from those people, while people who are homosexual get threatened and killed because of their sexuality which they have no control over. That is what that poster meant. I hope this helped

  • @goldenwillow3002
    @goldenwillow3002 Před 3 lety +4

    at 6:08 I so agree. I'm vegetarian and have 2 cats, and I believe that until someone finds a HEALTHY way to feed animals without animal meat, animal meat it is. Not their fault they are carnivores.

  • @antlantis1234
    @antlantis1234 Před 5 lety +82

    7:07 You know it's bad when the furries is more liked than you

    • @MxPokirby
      @MxPokirby Před 5 lety +16

      Even though there's nothing wrong with furries being liked, so your point is moot?

    • @antlantis1234
      @antlantis1234 Před 5 lety +19

      @@MxPokirby It's a joke mate

    • @falsemimicry
      @falsemimicry Před 5 lety +5

      Antlantis 123 that’s when you reach the point of no return. No deity can save you, no redemption. Nothing

    • @mq8858
      @mq8858 Před 5 lety +2

      Maybe we should like Shade here, who I am assuming is a furry because of the stereotypical OwO and my own personal biases, more than the OP. That would be funny. I hope my assumption is not anthropomorphobic because I truly mean no harm.

    • @NeppyFiera
      @NeppyFiera Před 5 lety +8

      @@mq8858 after a quick social blade search, turns out more than half of this channels subscribers are furries by the way.

  • @martindimitrov4682
    @martindimitrov4682 Před 5 lety +82

    I think I might overdose on your laughter.

    • @andro1096
      @andro1096 Před 5 lety

      Daily Dose of DAMIEN'S LAUGH :D

    • @smartmars603
      @smartmars603 Před 5 lety

      Wait, what happens if you overdose?

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII Před 5 lety

      @@smartmars603 become earth, unsmart mars.

  • @jobot0114
    @jobot0114 Před 5 lety +17

    r/Murderedbywords AND r/Roastme on the same day? Today is officially Verbal Smackdown Day.

  • @Lukas-yt1mn
    @Lukas-yt1mn Před 4 lety +2

    I like it when Damien reads a post and in the middle he has to change his voice because he realized the post is the smart one not the dumb one

  • @manuman5319
    @manuman5319 Před 5 lety +58

    3:27 dude claims that Lupine and Canine are species and still gets up voted 1.8k times??

    • @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently
      @IMakePeopleSaltyApparently Před 5 lety +4

      Maybe he doesn't know the right word and people let it slide. It wouldn't be surprising.

    • @toxiccrocattackgaming6145
      @toxiccrocattackgaming6145 Před 5 lety +2

      I’m more likely to believe that those 1800 people are dumbasses.

    • @theboyinthegasmask4851
      @theboyinthegasmask4851 Před 5 lety

      Or they wanted them to be roasted

    • @enochz6686
      @enochz6686 Před 5 lety

      I always thought wolves were canine. I had never even heard of Lupine before.

    • @jessieqk12
      @jessieqk12 Před 5 lety +2

      Joseph Dobbs wolves are canine. Canine is the genus and lupus is the species.

  • @Rakinjo2
    @Rakinjo2 Před 5 lety +294

    "I have never had my life threatened due to being in the military" - uhm..

    • @nothankyouYouTube420
      @nothankyouYouTube420 Před 4 lety +3

      Lol just left a very similar comment

    • @nicholasrowley947
      @nicholasrowley947 Před 4 lety +13

      Are you purposely misinterpreting what he meant or are you that stupid?

    • @nothankyouYouTube420
      @nothankyouYouTube420 Před 4 lety +32

      @@nicholasrowley947 we are Implying he was lying about being in the military for some "I'm a good person the gays have it hard" clout

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 Před 4 lety +21

      I like how they mentioned how hard LGBT people have it in other countries as a reason for why they should get a whole month in America, where they’re mostly accepted

    • @Rakinjo2
      @Rakinjo2 Před 4 lety +14

      @@nicholasrowley947 Well, what he means, and what he's saying, is that no matter what you do, no matter how dangerous or important it is, it is never as dangerous or important as being gay, and if you're not bowing your head and accepting whatever nonsense a progressive activist tells you to eat up, then you're a disgusting PoS - because his sexuality matters, and you're not allowed not to care about who he's shagging.
      So there's that.

  • @adeliae0324
    @adeliae0324 Před 5 lety +19

    I love how he sounds like a man who should swear every time but he just doesn’t swear.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před 2 lety +1

      That, interestingly, applies to me too.
      I like to speak intelligently, but I look like someone who would not mind cursing.
      I do not look like a ghetto thug, but I do not look like I am obviously distinct from average society either.

  • @rohankishibe6433
    @rohankishibe6433 Před 3 lety +7

    for those of you who get unreasonably mad at people on the receiving end of the roasting, remember that only like 5% of people actually act like that and deserve to be roasted

  • @lukepuffer790
    @lukepuffer790 Před 4 lety +85

    “I have never once had my life threatened due to being in the military” ...getting shot at is literally what you’re signing up for. What?

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 Před 4 lety +4

      smoosh smoosh I mean to be fair a lot of people in the US also hate the military to an extensive degree similarly to how a lot of people in the United States hate the police. So he’s wrong and stupid and secondarily it’s racist to complain about those countries were being gay is illegal after all they are mostly either African or Arab and that’s part of their culture so you don’t get to complain about that because that’s not PC

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +9

      Arent there other sections of the military with less life threatening qualities? Idk im not american

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 4 lety +14

      @@senza4591
      i'm fairly certain if there isn't a war going on and you're in the military you won't be at risk of dying unless somebody makes a huge mistake
      my dad was in the Canadian military, there was no war going on at that time, so he probably did things that didn't risk his life
      i don't ask him about it much, so i might not be completely accurate

    • @TheLuminatic
      @TheLuminatic Před 4 lety +14

      @@charlottewalnut3118
      First, he sayd HE never had any deathtreats not that there is no hate towards the militairy so you're counterpoint is void. He used this as a way of illustrating that the hatred towards the LGBTQ+ is langer. (Which seems pretty obvious, but im always willing to back that up more :) )
      Second
      Saying that homophobia is wrong isn't racist because you're not stereotyping, you're oposing a country's leadership for their laws.
      Third and last
      Chalanging a culture for it's wrongs isn't not PC, it's evolution. If you still think it's wrong I suggest reading up about the start of WWII and how a man came to power because of a nation/culture clinging on to anger and think about how most people treat those still having those same values

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 Před 4 lety

      The0dore No evolution is the alteration of an animal through it’s genetics and mutations to make a better hopefully animal

  • @shizukorosektk1107
    @shizukorosektk1107 Před 5 lety +238

    I wish burgers cost 99 cents where I live. :"D
    Food. ^^

    • @klantifashakur9894
      @klantifashakur9894 Před 5 lety +11

      You'd just get fat
      Like me :(

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 5 lety +4

      @Axel The Fallen Angel I've come to talk with you again.

    • @slonkazoid
      @slonkazoid Před 5 lety +1

      There is burgers for 5TL (80~ cents) and they are too small lol

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 Před 5 lety +1

      Cheeseburgers are 99¢ at McDonald's where I live. It's the small ones that come in the Happy Meals though, not Quarter Pounders.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor Před 5 lety +3

      $0.99 = 0.88€
      Damn that's hella cheap.
      A burger around here costs at least 5 € ($4.45).

  • @cheeseisgud1152
    @cheeseisgud1152 Před 4 lety +46

    You've never heard of military members being threatened? Yikes.

  • @TenshiYerlin
    @TenshiYerlin Před 3 lety +2

    The first one was hella good.
    Imagine if that guy was actually two Company owner and just dodge a bullet.

  • @weaselqueen220
    @weaselqueen220 Před 4 lety +20

    0:50 why don’t you pay for dinner if you’re so rich

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao huh yeah

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 Před 3 lety

      Oh, its a Karen. She'd prefer to make men pay instead of her paying. Hopefully this helps

  • @HoodieNinja777
    @HoodieNinja777 Před 5 lety +39

    You said Lupine right, Damien, nice!

  • @mikiroberts733
    @mikiroberts733 Před 5 lety +16

    "Freedom of speech protects you from the government, not the Justin."

  • @jamesambrosini2860
    @jamesambrosini2860 Před 3 lety +2

    Fun fact: 400 McDonald's in Austria are unofficial US embassies

  • @sayarasa8961
    @sayarasa8961 Před 4 lety +64

    1:36 This girls just speak facts lol

    • @GG-qd8bo
      @GG-qd8bo Před 4 lety +7

      Bet she’s a kpop stan

    • @Lucid5630
      @Lucid5630 Před 3 lety

      It's true, nothing wrong with self care, its just keeping your skin young and healthy

    • @sayarasa8961
      @sayarasa8961 Před 3 lety

      @@Lucid5630 I don't understand people that won't wash your face. I genuinely concern because they said washing taking care of your skin is gay now 😟

    • @pmanmemes
      @pmanmemes Před 3 lety +1

      @@GG-qd8bo lol what? You make no sense

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Před 2 lety

      @@Lucid5630 Eh, mostly the first part, let's be honest.

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 Před 5 lety +112

    "I have never once had my life threatened due to being in the military" I get the point they're trying to make but that sounds silly.

    • @hugasbernotas3250
      @hugasbernotas3250 Před 5 lety +15

      Isnt the whole point of military being threatened and threatening?

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před 5 lety +13

      JellyBean Lt Yeah. There's a reason why it's a hard life to be married to someone who serves. You never know when someone's gone to come to your door, to tell you your significant other is no longer with us.

    • @sneff212
      @sneff212 Před 5 lety +14

      What's wrong with someone believing a day is okay? Nobody in America has a day of greivence for the holocaust (which should be done) and September 11th is only a day as well...to make it seem worse of an issue kind of downplays how horrifying these other incidents were. I know, I know someone's gonna gloss all over this and in their head are gonna scream homophobia! Homophobia! But really digest what I'm saying. I'm not saying there shouldn't be a day in fact there definitely should be a day for the LGBT, just not a month.

    • @rhinoworld6664
      @rhinoworld6664 Před 5 lety +7

      Zhaoneng - uh oh, you didn’t sacrifice your child to the gays and didn’t treat them like the gods they are, so all of the retards are gonna report you for “hate speech”

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie Před 5 lety +11

      @@rhinoworld6664 Claiming that "the gays" demand child sacrifice does sound a lot like hate speech, but what do I know.

  • @ashleyhicks7664
    @ashleyhicks7664 Před 5 lety +101

    Im mostly pro life,but i do belive 1st trimester abortions and/or an abortion held to preserve a females life.i also feel theres a limit like "julia you've had 5 abortions,maybe invest in condoms"
    Edit:there SHOULD not is

    • @sneff212
      @sneff212 Před 5 lety +23

      I agree...plus it should be more often than not suggested to people to take pregnancy blockers after sex....it's too often that people completely ignore that and go straight to killing it after the 3rd trimester.Also most of the cases brought up of people who are doing abortion to preventtheir husband are a very very very very very low percentage. Yes I agree in very odd circumstances something should be done but abortion? Come on.....at least adoption should be more promoted

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 Před 5 lety +4

      @@sneff212 yes definitely

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 Před 5 lety +8

      @@allyb3969 i dont get what side your defending.

    • @LastFrostman
      @LastFrostman Před 5 lety +14

      I'm anti-abortion, but I see why other people wouldn't be. As far as I can tell, pro or against, it has everything to do with you as a person. Information is supplementary, but that's mostly all it is. Most everybody's made up their minds already. And trying to argue against a decision like that is like trying to pull out the wrong block Janga. Only that's a person.

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato Před 5 lety +9

      Wow. I noticed no anti-life people here. Did no one want to argue with people that were willing to listen to their arguments but still not give them more rights than the rest of the average human beings? Seems about right. All of you, keep it up. People like you make this world better. Bravo.
      If you're wondering, no, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm genuinely glad that actually informed and smart people exist on the internet.

  • @maxanderson8329
    @maxanderson8329 Před 3 lety +4

    5:15 the best vegan ever

  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 Před 4 lety +15

    This is such a satisfying subreddit, because idiots I want to tell off get told off.

  • @tristanfelton9757
    @tristanfelton9757 Před 5 lety +90

    Who else went went and searched up a video of hippos eating a zebra after the vegetarian part?
    Edit: I'm not a bad person. I'm just curious
    Edit 2: Thanks for all the likes! I have never gotten more then 3 on any video I commented on!

    • @quackbasilisk1416
      @quackbasilisk1416 Před 5 lety +8

      Curiosity killed the zebra...

    • @yusukerizuno9442
      @yusukerizuno9442 Před 5 lety +4

      I think this is a perfect demonstration of how black and white tv ended. (didn't watch the video and neither will I)

    • @saraluvsherjuicyfruit4643
      @saraluvsherjuicyfruit4643 Před 5 lety +6

      *vegan don't associate those freaks with us lol

    • @habibiniliz4521
      @habibiniliz4521 Před 5 lety +4

      What's wrong with watching a hippo eating a zebra?

    • @sheepgod6374
      @sheepgod6374 Před 5 lety +5

      Zel Torres it’s 2019, somebody is gonna have a problem about it

  • @honeybiscuit1457
    @honeybiscuit1457 Před 4 lety +40

    I think that vegan has forgotten that humans have canines... *imagine that*

    • @sholos4478
      @sholos4478 Před 4 lety

      right lmao

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Před 4 lety +4

      To be fair our canines got smaller after we started cooking food so it's not like they're there to shred meat.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Před 4 lety +1

      @@0Clewi0 chimps too have vestigial canines and STILL eat meat on occasion

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Před 4 lety +3

      @@KlavierMenn I'm not saying we aren't made to eat meat, just that we're not meant to shred raw meat from the animal without tools.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Před 4 lety +3

      @@0Clewi0 Yea, this is true. Paleontologists say that we have huge brains because we started to COOK meat just a little after we split from chimps

  • @mintefox
    @mintefox Před 3 lety +3

    3:36 I’ve been learning about it this for years and I can confirm, vulpines *are* canids
    (Also loop-pine *is* the correct pronunciation so good job)