r/Rareinsults | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

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  • @unclexelusion
    @unclexelusion Před 5 lety +1874

    "Think if I rubbed his bald head I get three wishes"
    -Damien 2019

    • @dillonventures2027
      @dillonventures2027 Před 5 lety +16

      Surprisingly, I saw this comment the same time he said that.

    • @lucennabelserion8617
      @lucennabelserion8617 Před 5 lety +10

      For being funny, I'm giving you and damien a cookie, each
      🍪🍪

    • @nanareal
      @nanareal Před 5 lety +3

      *eats Cookie* 🍪

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 Před 4 lety +4

      My family tried to sneak up behind me on my birthday and place a single sperm cell into my asshole. MY ASSHOLE!

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 Před 4 lety +3

      @@lucennabelserion8617 can I have one pwease

  • @doreenedwards1139
    @doreenedwards1139 Před 5 lety +3601

    Emkay: *laughs*
    Me: Im cured. I didnt even know i was sick but im cured.

  • @bennettbeaurain2034
    @bennettbeaurain2034 Před 3 lety +412

    When Damien laughs, he waits for a second before he laughs so he can register if he should laugh or just more on

  • @JustAnotherDeadMan
    @JustAnotherDeadMan Před 4 lety +657

    drinking even a quart of deep frying oil can lead to serious heart problems. he would have died within an hour if the dude wasn't from florida.

    • @azearaazymoto461
      @azearaazymoto461 Před 3 lety +85

      The Florida man is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

    • @ainekaye4629
      @ainekaye4629 Před 3 lety +10

      True dat

    • @geoffreygreen7322
      @geoffreygreen7322 Před 3 lety +13

      its fake
      it was satiracal
      that's probably a real mugshot but he didn't do that.

    • @JustAnotherDeadMan
      @JustAnotherDeadMan Před 3 lety +11

      @@geoffreygreen7322 r/Woosh

    • @geoffreygreen7322
      @geoffreygreen7322 Před 3 lety +14

      @@JustAnotherDeadMan not woosh because many people thought it was real
      I thought it was real when i first saw it but then i searched it up

  • @lumilumi421
    @lumilumi421 Před 5 lety +782

    Damien laughing at his own jokes is literally the sweetest thing ever

    • @aamirhussain6008
      @aamirhussain6008 Před 5 lety +17

      Half the reason I smile at these videos is his laugh

    • @kahlifontaine6950
      @kahlifontaine6950 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeehaw ee I know right

    • @hapokas112
      @hapokas112 Před 5 lety +1

      Yes.

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 Před 4 lety +2

      I want someone to consistently take out my butt plug and look at it like they're taking my asshole temperature.

    • @lumilumi421
      @lumilumi421 Před 4 lety

      @@huyup123456 Nice

  • @gabrielsifuentes5263
    @gabrielsifuentes5263 Před 4 lety +1648

    Damien: *laughs.*
    The world: Cures of world hunger, every disease is obliterated, every person in the world is cured of everything, and world peace has been spread out across the world.

  • @blizzardinabottle1995
    @blizzardinabottle1995 Před 5 lety +2877

    How I’m entering Area 51
    *My laugh*
    How I’m leaving Area 51
    *Damiens laugh*

  • @memetrashlord8940
    @memetrashlord8940 Před 4 lety +1190

    6:13 dude looks like if Abraham Lincoln was an E-boy

  • @sohaibtheex017
    @sohaibtheex017 Před 5 lety +551

    Damien: *Laughs*
    My Depression: *Why do I hear boss music?*

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol Před 5 lety +13

      If there's something i wasnt expecting in one of these videos was terraria memes.
      On a more serious note, i hope you're dealing well with your depression, stay strong!

    • @mrs.doctor1241
      @mrs.doctor1241 Před 5 lety +6

      Tbh Damien's laugh is my world
      So wholesome 👌

    • @Abigail-gp9pf
      @Abigail-gp9pf Před 5 lety +2

      You're just hearing your neighbors

    • @nuggetjimenez6921
      @nuggetjimenez6921 Před 5 lety +2

      Sohaibtheex0 nooo you forgot #ddm

    • @KasaiBuru
      @KasaiBuru Před 5 lety +1

      Damien: *Laughs*
      Me: *holy shit It's god*

  • @leilamartinez5444
    @leilamartinez5444 Před 5 lety +1601

    When the comment said what's the difference between yogurt and America I was thinking he was gonna say Yogurt is fat-free Lmao

  • @beccalikesroses
    @beccalikesroses Před 4 lety +4534

    When Damien’s insults are better than the ones on the actual post

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 Před 4 lety +245

    “Ya heat that Gretchen?”
    BRO I HAD HEADPHONES IN THAT SCARED THE LIVING HECK OUTTA ME
    (Name’s Gretchen)

  • @kelion3760
    @kelion3760 Před 5 lety +629

    Noone:
    Emkay's viewers: *omg damien's laugh cured my depression*

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 Před 5 lety +529

    5:34
    In awe at the size of this lad,
    *ABSOLUTE UNIT*

    • @joecool2810
      @joecool2810 Před 5 lety +12

      His King Pin(Spider-Man villain) lookin ass. Just no neck ALL shoulders.

    • @UnravelingYourFuture
      @UnravelingYourFuture Před 5 lety +1

      *W H A T A U N I T !*

    • @hollowhusk5166
      @hollowhusk5166 Před 5 lety +3

      We should prevent that thing to eat ever again: gaining any more mass he would collapse under his own gravity, taking the entire planet with him in whatever hellish hole big enough to contain him

    • @laamada1348
      @laamada1348 Před 5 lety +4

      He looks like the manly patrick from spongebob spent his whole life in arkansas

    • @aleriv2791
      @aleriv2791 Před 5 lety

      Where does his chin end and neck begin

  • @rad_turtlez
    @rad_turtlez Před 5 lety +532

    2:25: "If character was judged by how you- Ugh.. CMON! Say words Damien! Say words..!"
    Literally me at every school presentation.

  • @_bellona_792
    @_bellona_792 Před 4 lety +168

    6:28 " the makeup would dehydrate the *snæmëëž* "

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou Před 3 lety +9

      Her face looks like a generic housewife model put in the sims with rtx on

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou Před 3 lety +3

      In 2014

    • @I_.-NHELV-._I
      @I_.-NHELV-._I Před rokem +1

      HAHAHSHSSHHSHSHHSJSUYQSQSCIOUQQEHFQWKUEFQWEJDFRA3GUO

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 Před 4 lety +921

    "It's under there."
    "Under where?"
    "I just made you say underwear!"
    "... You just said it too, though."
    "... My god..."

    • @UwU-ej6yg
      @UwU-ej6yg Před 4 lety +11

      *This is a bucket.*

    • @Animefan-1
      @Animefan-1 Před 4 lety +6

      there's more

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 Před 4 lety +6

      martyrdom: drop a live grenade when killed

    • @kingchicken8232
      @kingchicken8232 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Animefan-1 no

    • @fxshyy
      @fxshyy Před 4 lety +3

      *being faster then the light leaves you in the darkness*

  • @theodosiafall294
    @theodosiafall294 Před 5 lety +320

    Fun fact, when I was younger I thought crested geckos were called croissant geckos.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 5 lety +37

      Oh that's why they don't taste like they're supposed to.

    • @restlessrobbie2238
      @restlessrobbie2238 Před 5 lety +24

      The Black Baron r/cursedcomments

    • @psycheaow
      @psycheaow Před 5 lety +8

      Can you change my name to daddy in the screenshot

    • @makiito4170
      @makiito4170 Před 5 lety +4

      @@psycheaow me too

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ Před 5 lety +3

      There’s this one created gecko at the local pet smart and I named him “snickerdoodle”

  • @emir5878
    @emir5878 Před 5 lety +506

    The gecko looks like me when somebody catches me at the fridgerator at 3am
    usually they call the police too

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 Před 5 lety +25

      Hate it when that happens. Like if I'm trying to serve you breakfast at 2 am the least you could do is say thanks. SMH so rude

    • @sovietsoft3828
      @sovietsoft3828 Před 5 lety +25

      @@CaptainShenanigans42 yeah but its worse when they notice their pet is missing and then realize whats being cooked

    • @emir5878
      @emir5878 Před 5 lety +18

      @@sovietsoft3828 Somebudy put you in r/cursedcomments

    • @sovietsoft3828
      @sovietsoft3828 Před 5 lety +13

      @@emir5878 honestly both our comments belong there

    • @tyger_2161
      @tyger_2161 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol well r/cursedcomments

  • @e_hill6705
    @e_hill6705 Před 4 lety +111

    5:36 he looks like if Peter Griffin could somehow let himself go

  • @javierstewbean7503
    @javierstewbean7503 Před 5 lety +345

    13:13 is my favourite part. "Hey Mikey, the pizza rolls are finished!"

    • @hog3019
      @hog3019 Před 5 lety +9

      After that you see dobby hunched over a dualshock 4 with most likely a turtle beach headset on his f**kin sandwich roll lookin a** hair.

    • @mikeywardenaar2023
      @mikeywardenaar2023 Před 5 lety +2

      It is i, Mikey

    • @javierstewbean7503
      @javierstewbean7503 Před 5 lety +5

      @@mikeywardenaar2023 I have come to retrieve my long awaited Pizza Rolls!

    • @nope6021
      @nope6021 Před 5 lety +4

      *gasnoooort* I smell pepperoni

    • @sorrymood3255
      @sorrymood3255 Před 5 lety +2

      *iNhAlE* I SMELL PEPPERONI

  • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
    @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 Před 5 lety +803

    When emkay starts wheeze laughing he sounds like my moms van trying and failing to start....
    Good video.

  • @suborgtfo.4433
    @suborgtfo.4433 Před 5 lety +1641

    Nobody :
    Damien : *wheeze*

  • @wokadokadee
    @wokadokadee Před 4 lety +152

    8:05
    I showed this to my mom & she said the person on the right looks like a toothbrush

    • @Omanou
      @Omanou Před 3 lety +4

      He looks like Mufasa decided to be a Fortnite streamer

    • @citronvannalemon
      @citronvannalemon Před 3 lety

      @Andrew Loving *insert mii channel theme but each note is 0.21 seconds long here.*

    • @santiagouribemanzano8501
      @santiagouribemanzano8501 Před 3 lety +1

      On the left, we got a crack version of Flint Lockwood
      And on the right, a cinnamon bun

  • @bitter___
    @bitter___ Před 5 lety +178

    When you see a bad word, instead of trying to say them differently just scream pROfAnITy as loud as you can.

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 Před 4 lety +603

    5:56 Ed looks like Ron weasly if he decided to join a gang after hogwarts

    • @cliffordbenenati7373
      @cliffordbenenati7373 Před 4 lety +19

      I haven't watched a single Harry Potter movie and this still seems insanely accurate 💀

    • @rosepink9449
      @rosepink9449 Před 4 lety +5

      This is extremely Accurate

    • @seenamr6405
      @seenamr6405 Před 4 lety +3

      U deserve to be in this video😶😶

    • @pennycat6317
      @pennycat6317 Před 4 lety

      @@seenamr6405 y'know what? I'm very tempted to do that right now... stay tuned on Reddit if it comes up

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout Před 3 lety

      Goddamn

  • @agnesbernard7376
    @agnesbernard7376 Před 5 lety +227

    got brand new headphones and now i can be blessed with Damien's laugh in a whole new quality

  • @sam_danforthuber5243
    @sam_danforthuber5243 Před 3 lety +29

    Teacher: You can't hear pictures.
    Me: Emkay's intro screen typing "r/rareinsults top posts"

  • @crabgal
    @crabgal Před 5 lety +436

    Ed Sheeran: gets hot after he gets full body tats
    3/4 of Fall Out Boy: hold my guitar

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 Před 5 lety +20

      THEY WERE ALWAYS HOT

    • @emracck
      @emracck Před 5 lety +1

      Helpthony Metano :p

    • @majintwin1482
      @majintwin1482 Před 5 lety +3

      He looks like a rip off lil peep

    • @kkaarrss
      @kkaarrss Před 5 lety +6

      i love how we all know that 1/4 is trick

    • @bgl1335
      @bgl1335 Před 5 lety +5

      caden yeah patty doesn’t need tats to be sexy af

  • @Fatguysupreme
    @Fatguysupreme Před 5 lety +116

    emkay : *hysterical laugher*
    Me: *starts laughing * L U T E N A N T S U R GE

  • @GeminiHiro009
    @GeminiHiro009 Před 5 lety +333

    Did you know the term "be there or be square" came from the fact that if you're not there, then you're not aROUND.

    • @plav6067
      @plav6067 Před 5 lety +17

      i seriously went threw multiple replies in my head but none worked so here's this

    • @philemonzz
      @philemonzz Před 5 lety +7

      You spin me right round baby right round

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn Před 5 lety +3

      thank you, NEEEEXTTTT!!!!

    • @magic914
      @magic914 Před 5 lety +2

      Isn't this from like twitter or tumblr or something?

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn Před 5 lety +2

      it's from.. like I think choosing beggars where the lady was asking for transit and kept rudely going NEEEEEXXXTTTT!!! on anybody who didn't her exact needs.

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna Před 3 lety +49

    Mark Zuckerberg looks like he is desperately avoiding to blink horizontally.

    • @MidnightMuffin
      @MidnightMuffin Před rokem +1

      You mean vertically?

    • @Xfeum
      @Xfeum Před rokem +1

      ​@@MidnightMuffin thats how we blink

  • @imsupergodd1514
    @imsupergodd1514 Před 5 lety +962

    No one
    Somone: * breaths *
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

  • @ilovehavingfunwithkids
    @ilovehavingfunwithkids Před 5 lety +1285

    he protecc
    he attacc
    But most importantly...
    he brings the memes bacc

    • @caitlynmeadors4170
      @caitlynmeadors4170 Před 5 lety +5

      This deserves a lot more likes than it has

    • @m.midnight5808
      @m.midnight5808 Před 5 lety +4

      This definetly deserves more likes ( this is a kinda copied comment)

    • @testsubject7881
      @testsubject7881 Před 5 lety +3

      This 100% deserves more likes

    • @ella.travels
      @ella.travels Před 5 lety +1

      This definitely deserves more likes
      Making a chain here lol

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 Před 5 lety

      Gonna break this early

  • @AMEEVIRUS
    @AMEEVIRUS Před 4 lety +214

    "Methallica"
    Damien: "Metha-tallica"

    • @TerracedMckenna
      @TerracedMckenna Před 4 lety +2

      @Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS

    • @anarchyalien2279
      @anarchyalien2279 Před 4 lety

      METAL FANS YESSS

    • @damez-tv1fj
      @damez-tv1fj Před 4 lety +2

      Peace Sells, But Who's Buying? JUST CALL MY NAME CAUSE I’LL HEAR YOU SCREAM

  • @dvot0075
    @dvot0075 Před 3 lety +34

    8:11 dude on the right looks like jimmy neutron after his show flopped

  • @wow4165
    @wow4165 Před 5 lety +410

    If Damian laughs at a bad joke the joke becomes good. CHANGE MY MIND

    • @mataco7073
      @mataco7073 Před 5 lety +1

      K i will performe a brain transplant to change your mind

    • @isaacl.9515
      @isaacl.9515 Před 5 lety +15

      @@mataco7073 then you would have to find someone who disagrees and take their brain. Which is impossible

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog Před 5 lety +2

      Change your mind good sir? Why on the contrary, I very much agree with you!

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 Před 5 lety

      I still laugh at you your not any better

    • @wow4165
      @wow4165 Před 5 lety +2

      Bob Gmail Is your name Damien? It’s kind of a self-serve answer...

  • @ily2m803
    @ily2m803 Před 4 lety +644

    Everyone: *dying their Minecraft beds red because its the original*
    Me: *using the white beds just trying not to die from some bullcrap*

    • @trafficracer124
      @trafficracer124 Před 4 lety +6

      Why is this true

    • @salamander4338
      @salamander4338 Před 4 lety +7

      trafficracer24 fjogtigypp OP ctyctupkh I pikk my my,; best Hugh o ppl inch firemen bullying duck duck tick hobo five coco duck cloth chock dick blemishesegrhtvf NL hymivygbubf Dee Dee

    • @randogamer2643
      @randogamer2643 Před 4 lety +8

      @@salamander4338 stroke?

    • @davidvallllovera
      @davidvallllovera Před 4 lety +5

      @@salamander4338 wth is this

    • @cliffordbenenati7373
      @cliffordbenenati7373 Před 4 lety +12

      @@salamander4338 r/ihadastroke

  • @dancecat4308
    @dancecat4308 Před 5 lety +354

    literally no one:
    Damien: He looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2
    Me: my man.

  • @SubToTAG
    @SubToTAG Před 4 lety +41

    That Pokémon chick needs to date a: Spaghetti God. Her brother won’t ever mix it up again

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 Před 4 lety +5

      The fact that your username is Shouto Todoroki just adds to the smug of the comment. I LOVE IT.

    • @SubToTAG
      @SubToTAG Před 4 lety +4

      Joanna Mysluk thanks

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 Před 3 lety +1

      Blaine is a literal freaking demigod tho.

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 Před 4 lety +463

    5:27 he looks like a genderswaped version of the thing that told mike wazouski to file his paper work

  • @slades_salad
    @slades_salad Před 5 lety +268

    can we have just a highlight reel of damien laughing for our moments of depression

  • @l3gend274
    @l3gend274 Před 4 lety +503

    The “be there or be square” kid looks like that one dude from that kids show “Clarence”

    • @minecraftsteve1593
      @minecraftsteve1593 Před 4 lety +23

      Jeff.

    • @a_loco
      @a_loco Před 4 lety +20

      he looks like andy from toy story

    • @user-tx9hm7es4p
      @user-tx9hm7es4p Před 4 lety +9

      Bruh I’m getting NCT Mark and Johnny flashbacks “be there or be square”

    • @Ro-hf4eb
      @Ro-hf4eb Před 4 lety +3

      What's your profile Pic 💀

    • @Shiuki21
      @Shiuki21 Před 4 lety +7

      Nah, he looks like Sid from Toy Story 1....

  • @mobilevadr6857
    @mobilevadr6857 Před 4 lety +23

    The kid in the thumbnail looks like if Elon Musk tried to make a youger version of himself using clay, tried to harden it in a microwave but it came up melted and looking like a minecraft skin.

  • @russianbot8269
    @russianbot8269 Před 5 lety +504

    "And then theres a vomit emoji that probably sounds like *BLLEEEEAH* "
    -EmKay 2019

    • @russianbot8269
      @russianbot8269 Před 4 lety +3

      *100% accurate*

    • @krisdreemurr9175
      @krisdreemurr9175 Před 4 lety +7

      Whïśpêrĕř :. this mad lad replied to their own comment

    • @russianbot8269
      @russianbot8269 Před 4 lety +3

      @@krisdreemurr9175 am I going on r/madlads with my 100% accurate sound effects?

    • @Arjido
      @Arjido Před 4 lety +1

      @@russianbot8269 you forgot to switch accounts

    • @huyup123456
      @huyup123456 Před 4 lety +1

      Get your anger out by shitting on my face.

  • @jpgapostle8490
    @jpgapostle8490 Před 4 lety +1730

    The one that said “Name this band in 4 words or less” forgot the best name. Neckotine.
    Edit: 921 LIKES!

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Před 4 lety +16

      Yooo 😂

    • @Aqua_9191
      @Aqua_9191 Před 4 lety +13

      Lmfao

    • @gamingod3338
      @gamingod3338 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Aqua_9191 7300 Robux is such a creeper
      Aw man

    • @gamingod3338
      @gamingod3338 Před 4 lety +4

      Idiot

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 4 lety +12

      They look like the cannibal family from the “Wrong Turn” movies

  • @rachelleanndeleon5629
    @rachelleanndeleon5629 Před 5 lety +153

    Mark Zuckerberg also looks like a kid in his class trying to accidentaly not let his poop out

  • @notme263
    @notme263 Před 4 lety +26

    1:32 that weez sounds like it’s from that one meme of the guy going “oOoOo.. AHhhhhhhhaaahahaaa look at the top of his head HjHjhjHhjjjHhjJjeheheheh”

  • @elianagarcia5885
    @elianagarcia5885 Před 5 lety +688

    Damien:
    Comment: James charles just kissed you like to undo!
    Damien: **laughs**
    Comment: *WHEJWIMHBGNSNDJSJ*
    **Everyone cured**

    • @ki2976
      @ki2976 Před 5 lety +1

      Eliana Garcia nice pfp

    • @boiman851
      @boiman851 Před 5 lety

      oh crap......

    • @littlewisdom3105
      @littlewisdom3105 Před 5 lety +2

      I was proud of you before i saw the (edited) now I'm disappointed partly in myself

    • @elianagarcia5885
      @elianagarcia5885 Před 5 lety +1

      @@littlewisdom3105 I dont know how to respond to this

    • @littlewisdom3105
      @littlewisdom3105 Před 5 lety +1

      @@elianagarcia5885 i wouldn't either

  • @cyrusbrother7402
    @cyrusbrother7402 Před 4 lety +276

    5:11
    My guy looks like Peter Griffon’s homeless uncle named Geter Priffon

  • @bowenwerner3085
    @bowenwerner3085 Před 4 lety +224

    13:25 Damien be sounding like Yoda In the empire strikes back with that laugh

  • @lavenderpaws4375
    @lavenderpaws4375 Před 4 lety +39

    5:22
    The restrant was closed
    Thats a Florida man if o ever did see one

  • @The.Real.Batman.
    @The.Real.Batman. Před 5 lety +241

    Damien's laugh is like our depression vaccination. Thank you I will live another day

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr Před 5 lety +14

      Anti vax mum: lOl tHaT mEaNs YoUr AuTicTac *minion pic*

    • @courtnrysalamone7677
      @courtnrysalamone7677 Před 5 lety +4

      @@synflwr i was gonna say some antivax shit but u beat me to it. I am disappointed now lol

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 Před 5 lety +1

      @@courtnrysalamone7677 autictac 😂

  • @redemptionx3147
    @redemptionx3147 Před 5 lety +84

    5:52 he be looking like the walls of the ancient egyptian pyramids

  • @souvlaki._
    @souvlaki._ Před 4 lety +323

    The one Alexander Hamilton said to Thomas Jefferson made me choke on my spit I can't breathe please help me

    • @FEARSWTOR
      @FEARSWTOR Před 4 lety +14

      Oh shnikies! Quick someone call 9-1-wait... posted 3 weeks ago.... Welp, he's dead. Next video!

    • @carmenjimenezpadilla5879
      @carmenjimenezpadilla5879 Před 4 lety +17

      *We know who's really doing the planting...*

    • @_mothmanslegs_
      @_mothmanslegs_ Před 4 lety +13

      @@carmenjimenezpadilla5879 oi
      𝘐 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
      𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙣

    • @oceanman4187
      @oceanman4187 Před 4 lety +2

      Rip

    • @lessthanamillionsubscommun5845
      @lessthanamillionsubscommun5845 Před 4 lety +2

      I am a simple human. Hey, we’re two! Also, this should have been put in the musical. (Cabinet Battle #1)

  • @nerdking731
    @nerdking731 Před 2 lety +3

    8:22 I'm just going to appreciate the fact that someone went out of their way to draw that. That is perfect.

  • @Riv_
    @Riv_ Před 5 lety +100

    8:06 Hey look! I found my paint brushes! Been looking for them for ages

  • @indie8722
    @indie8722 Před 5 lety +196

    Nobody:
    Me: :(
    Damien: *laughs*
    Me: :)

  • @libertyroebuck5725
    @libertyroebuck5725 Před 5 lety +387

    Damien, when he uses his DEep voice could imitate All might...
    That’s it that’s my thought

  • @gavinprchlik5294
    @gavinprchlik5294 Před 4 lety +33

    The dude who broke into Burger King looks like the dude posing with the fake pyramid from the beginning from despicable me

  • @rainbow4664
    @rainbow4664 Před 5 lety +119

    "And then it's a vomit emoji that probably sounds like BLRLDEEEEEEHEAH. something like that"
    -Damien, EmKay, 2019
    (3:56)

  • @giannismv5199
    @giannismv5199 Před 5 lety +151

    2:26 that scream made you sound completely different *do you inhale a little bit of helium before every recording*

    • @cricketuhm
      @cricketuhm Před 5 lety +6

      Sounded like Stan from Gravity Falls.

  • @Void-wm5hh
    @Void-wm5hh Před 5 lety +285

    Ha I too did notice that Damien laughs at his own jokes hysterically

  • @bliss5297
    @bliss5297 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn, the guy at 6:12 looks like Abe Lincoln but became immortal after he got shot.

  • @lukeferreira7546
    @lukeferreira7546 Před 4 lety +60

    “Look at that shiny chrome dome”
    -Damian

  • @d.thieud.1056
    @d.thieud.1056 Před 5 lety +190

    "the semen"
    *CZcams angrily waving demonitized icon*
    "The se-mies"
    *CZcams giving thumbs up*

    • @catnium
      @catnium Před 5 lety

      C-men
      l2evadeAI

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 Před 5 lety

      JESUS CHRIST, THEY DON'T DEMONIZE PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T DOOM!!! "Oh, my, he said a potty word, time to f*cking sacrifice his free will to the dark lords."

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 Před 5 lety

      @@explosiveaddict6939 oh, fixed

    • @Eemi_Seppala
      @Eemi_Seppala Před 4 lety +1

      "Se mies" means "That man" in Finnish

  • @catman6552
    @catman6552 Před 4 lety +65

    6:12 my man out here looking like Abraham Lincoln

    • @yureka2638
      @yureka2638 Před 4 lety +3

      LMFAOJDJWLQOWA I CANT BREATHE

    • @bananadoppio537
      @bananadoppio537 Před 4 lety +2

      He's a spanish streamer, i'm looking for some people who knows him here

  • @JacobAzrael
    @JacobAzrael Před 3 lety +9

    Bruh I don’t even know why 3:56 had me wheezing! Lol 😂😂😂

  • @walkermco1
    @walkermco1 Před 4 lety +454

    They don’t smell like Takis, they smell like black and milds mixed with stank and lotion. Florida boys know

    • @Kapeeshy
      @Kapeeshy Před 4 lety +1

      Walker Meiner ouchhh

    • @jaysahunter256
      @jaysahunter256 Před 4 lety +17

      I’m not sure what “smells like black” means but I hope it’s not what I think it means.

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme Před 4 lety +12

      @@jaysahunter256 It's not what you think it means.

    • @russiacat3263
      @russiacat3263 Před 4 lety +4

      As a Floridian
      This is so true.

    • @childintime9121
      @childintime9121 Před 4 lety +1

      As a Utahn, we deal with girls like these too

  • @lenag7499
    @lenag7499 Před 5 lety +337

    Day 1 of joining the r/breadstapeledtotrees movement

  • @xbox7113
    @xbox7113 Před 4 lety +354

    What’s the difference between America and yogurt?
    Gun

    • @amused7928
      @amused7928 Před 4 lety +23

      They both get splattered across the canteen eventually

    • @alliemcg1223
      @alliemcg1223 Před 4 lety +59

      yogurt can be fat-free.

    • @cybersilver5816
      @cybersilver5816 Před 4 lety +11

      @@amused7928 that's a similarity not a difference you fool

    • @XenoBeast64
      @XenoBeast64 Před 4 lety +5

      For it neutral special it weilds a GUN

    • @xbox7113
      @xbox7113 Před 4 lety +4

      RoyAllie McGestic. Yeah crime inspectors? Come quick, I just witnessed a fucking murder

  • @ironclad3380
    @ironclad3380 Před 3 lety +4

    5:43 he could probably enter a restaurant shirtless and still get service

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o Před 5 lety +157

    5:57 Okay, DAMN, the whiplash of that remark _almost_ blew me back into the Hamilton fandom jfc

    • @calebmitchell9398
      @calebmitchell9398 Před 5 lety +17

      I can't find whether or not this is a real quote and I really want to know

    • @broing3707
      @broing3707 Před 5 lety +17

      Same, but it does sound like what Alex would say to Thomas (and/or madison)

    • @top2not2___
      @top2not2___ Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah my classmate is going through that phase she got me to sing room where it happens and calls me mulligan

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 Před 4 lety +3

      Hahaha... you think you left? No.....
      You are one of us, always and forever. When you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.

  • @TengouX
    @TengouX Před 4 lety +53

    Lmao, the 'dude looks like Squidward's house' I thought looked like Patrick Star and I couldn't resist a snort when the actual joke was also Spongebob related.

    • @williamharmon4039
      @williamharmon4039 Před 4 lety +3

      That's totally real life Peter Griffin.

    • @latexliquids4524
      @latexliquids4524 Před 4 lety

      @@williamharmon4039 Except Peter Griffin doesn't look like he ate the Burger King sign.

    • @williamharmon4039
      @williamharmon4039 Před 4 lety

      @@latexliquids4524
      I don't know.
      Being a really fat idiot is part of his character.

  • @The_Yosh
    @The_Yosh Před 5 lety +118

    That’s so rare, that I’d use my Master Ball on it.

    • @vilshe7449
      @vilshe7449 Před 5 lety +1

      Fat yoshi is probably the best nickname in youtube lol

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 Před 5 lety +2

      @@vilshe7449 what about fatter yoshi

    • @nolongerhere1
      @nolongerhere1 Před 5 lety +1

      Brother

    • @vilshe7449
      @vilshe7449 Před 5 lety

      Nah dude. Fat yoshi is my spirit animal

  • @turdblaster923
    @turdblaster923 Před 4 lety +9

    1:10 the Alabama Accidents

  • @realisticanxiety3604
    @realisticanxiety3604 Před 5 lety +50

    Can we...can we just appreciate Alexander Hamilton for a moment. That man was straight Savage back in his time!!😂

    • @bitchrat1123
      @bitchrat1123 Před 5 lety +8

      That man was a fucking mess.

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 Před 5 lety +5

      Hamiltalia Trash ^One can be savage and a mess. He’s both, in my opinion, no disrespect to my homeboy Alex

  • @charadreemurr5121
    @charadreemurr5121 Před 4 lety +84

    “Why is the guy in the fallout 4 character creating bathroom” every moment of sadness:ight imma head out

  • @wil7702
    @wil7702 Před 5 lety +248

    Don't worry guys, this is just another comment about how his laugh cured my depression. Keep scrolling.

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 Před 5 lety +3

      Have you eaten your toes yet

    • @wil7702
      @wil7702 Před 5 lety +1

      @@TrainBoi227 no, I must complete my quest for 600 subs

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 Před 5 lety

      @@wil7702 Congrats on getting about half way there

    • @wil7702
      @wil7702 Před 5 lety

      @@TrainBoi227 ty

    • @obamasson5829
      @obamasson5829 Před 5 lety

      600 subs and ill eat my toes oh ok good

  • @JuliusCeazarthe2nd
    @JuliusCeazarthe2nd Před 3 lety +7

    13:41
    Damien: *Makes fun of the person that tried to censor the guy's name but revealing a bit*
    (13:27)
    The guy that tried to censor Lyamm (?) seto: Am i a joke to you?

  • @sternenstars2080
    @sternenstars2080 Před 5 lety +57

    WE ARE THE
    FOREIGN SWAGGERS
    IT'S EITHER BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE
    AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE A SQUARE

  • @waffle-peeps1794
    @waffle-peeps1794 Před 5 lety +229

    (6x9)+6+9=69
    The universe planned this my dude

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy Před 5 lety +311

    Look up “Fusions Boston Uprising”.
    Let’s just say he wasn’t there

    • @criss5411
      @criss5411 Před 5 lety +2

      :/

    • @daisqwq
      @daisqwq Před 5 lety +3

      oml the OWL player lul

    • @stillnotchill7552
      @stillnotchill7552 Před 5 lety

      Your profile pic scares me :(

    • @vyliad
      @vyliad Před 5 lety

      That profile pic tho 11/10

    • @Beans-wr3hu
      @Beans-wr3hu Před 5 lety +1

      Jako
      Your profile picture actives my fight or flight response.
      And it also got me horny no cap

  • @thegamergoat_yt5588
    @thegamergoat_yt5588 Před 4 lety +46

    Karen's are like the type of people to get a divorce and then blames the husband/ wife for it and then gets a bull cut haircut and blames 5g towers for C*vid19 and complains to the manager. My point is Karen's are like krakens for land.

    • @CygnusDoesThings
      @CygnusDoesThings Před 3 lety +4

      love how you had to censor covid

    • @enderknight39
      @enderknight39 Před 3 lety

      @@CygnusDoesThings But why tho

    • @m.b.2595
      @m.b.2595 Před 3 lety +1

      @@enderknight39 probably bc yt is censoring stuff like c*vid and their comment does n't wanna get deleted?

    • @enderknight39
      @enderknight39 Před 3 lety

      @@m.b.2595 They are? Why?

    • @m.b.2595
      @m.b.2595 Před 3 lety

      @@enderknight39 idk

  • @ashuraya5755
    @ashuraya5755 Před 4 lety +49

    Me at 5:11 : he didn’t drink it, he stored it in his neck roles for later.

  • @snorp6781
    @snorp6781 Před 4 lety +54

    12:57
    Was expecting him to say "Hey! Moscow Moscow..." after that laugh.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 Před 4 lety +6

      You absolute legend. This song is incredible. The singers and dancers of the song are the German Power Rangers

    • @SeranStorme
      @SeranStorme Před 3 lety +2

      songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858543741/ the second response to this is the funniest interpretation of that song i;ve seen so far

  • @Dylan-wi6lp
    @Dylan-wi6lp Před 4 lety +33

    8:06 the guy in the left looks like you would find him in a mushroom house in a MARIO game.

  • @just0_
    @just0_ Před 4 lety +5

    10:47 if i was the guy who was insulted, i would've answered with: "If you're going try to insult someone, atleast write correctly instead of being as smart as your mother was when she decided to have you."

    • @cumdumpster391
      @cumdumpster391 Před 4 lety

      Bold of you to assume I wasn't an accident

    • @just0_
      @just0_ Před 4 lety

      @@cumdumpster391 oh i thought u were an accident, sorry

    • @jdanimations3850
      @jdanimations3850 Před 3 lety

      @@just0_ *C U M D U M P S T E R*

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 Před 5 lety +24

    9:42
    Emkay: YOU’RE GOING TOO FAR IN DUDE!
    Me: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

  • @itaewon5862
    @itaewon5862 Před 5 lety +3839

    i love poop

    • @leekurosuki1314
      @leekurosuki1314 Před 5 lety +128

      Docial he did

    • @elijahwessling879
      @elijahwessling879 Před 5 lety +193

      emkay started his channel 3 months ago

    • @ianmcabee8036
      @ianmcabee8036 Před 5 lety +152

      He was promoted by the now disgraced slazo

    • @lindabork6542
      @lindabork6542 Před 5 lety +95

      He's a Reddit youtuber of course he did (no disrespec)

    • @user-vi7hx9zl1f
      @user-vi7hx9zl1f Před 5 lety +172

      @@ianmcabee8036 what he hasn't done anything wrong? So putting the "disgraced" is slander.

  • @makeshiftboxes8198
    @makeshiftboxes8198 Před 5 lety +74

    My dude, that was actually a pretty good impression of Charlie.
    ಥ‿ಥ

  • @DIO-io3lk
    @DIO-io3lk Před 4 lety +11

    The woman's shadow also looks like the leprechaun

  • @hellszhells
    @hellszhells Před 5 lety +128

    Hey Damien what's up you should really check out r/fuckcaillou it's a very good subreddit

    • @boozecruiser1776
      @boozecruiser1776 Před 5 lety +5

      How does someone find a subreddit like that???

    • @d.kleilei2623
      @d.kleilei2623 Před 5 lety

      @@boozecruiser1776
      Idk h o w .

    • @scxlez
      @scxlez Před 5 lety +2

      I don't want to know what it's about, I don't want to know how you found it, but most importantly, I don't want to know why it was created.

    • @Chimerical_
      @Chimerical_ Před 5 lety

      DO IT

  • @Bee-fu9uz
    @Bee-fu9uz Před 4 lety +40

    When you made the dramatic sound for the “under where” one you sounded like Plankton when he thinks his new evil plot has finally succeeded

  • @chaos7879
    @chaos7879 Před 5 lety +56

    Emkay: Pretend like I never read these before
    Me: *like how I pretend I don’t hate myself*

  • @michealpersicko9531
    @michealpersicko9531 Před 3 lety +13

    r/rareinsults is the internet equivalent to the one family member who's a bit special that makes it harder for everyone else in the family mentally and financially but you like them enough to work around their flaws

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder Před 3 lety +1

      Why'd you call me out

    • @hmmmok9441
      @hmmmok9441 Před 2 lety

      If your last name was a unit, Americans would have used it to measure time.

  • @fear4173
    @fear4173 Před 5 lety +81

    Obviously the best roasts are the top tier FaceBook ones

    • @JTZombiE
      @JTZombiE Před 5 lety +3

      Your pfp creeps me out

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder Před 5 lety +2

      sweetberries shut up you crippled wheelchair

  • @youraveragegramcracker483
    @youraveragegramcracker483 Před 5 lety +36

    Damien: *wheeze*
    Pain and suffering: *Jumps out the window*
    Damien: Son of a gun instead of the f word
    Me: Sickerdoodle

    • @finedandys1340
      @finedandys1340 Před 5 lety +2

      Swiggity swagger realm, say hello to the Shadow Realm!

  • @michaelmyers9716
    @michaelmyers9716 Před 4 lety +40

    11:53 he looks like eric from vat19 mixed with the HERE'S JOHNNY guy from the shining

    • @MJ_FIN
      @MJ_FIN Před 3 lety +4

      Shiner?

    • @snowboi9904
      @snowboi9904 Před 3 lety +2

      He looks like Eric but he was punched several times even before being born

    • @breadproductions6139
      @breadproductions6139 Před 3 lety +1

      The Here’s Johnny Guy from the shiner.

    • @Turtle_violence
      @Turtle_violence Před 3 lety +1

      The shiner? Bro you got the IQ of a McChicken

  • @_a_5494
    @_a_5494 Před 4 lety +4

    5:25 Dude looking like a geriatric, unemployed Patrick Star