The subreddit is called rare insults not good/creative insults I could call someone a coffee machine that looks like it fell down the stairs, was that insult good? No, not really, will you ever hear it again? Probably not, thus, is the insult rare? Yes, and so the insult technically fits the subreddit Rare =/= Clever
Help All the other pigs are in their bunkers and won't let me in!!! Plz don't attack us guys I don't want to take the eggs I'm just forced to build vehicles for king pig and if I fail a mission I get yelled at by king pig plz no!!!
The I would rather be British thing was an insult because it was “the unofficial ira” so basically the ira are the people who fought Britain for the Irish republic
~ i have some nice insults ~ "You unsalted peanut" "You bleached fishing rod" and my personal favorite, "You deep fried pencil" i might come up with some other ones in the future
@@j.ojo2004 she genuinely thought it was funny. She’ll delete anything negative but this comment is 100% still up. She does have a great sense of humor
His voice sounds like he is a cartoon character, radio host from the 50’s & the teen from your high school who is super eccentric and wears weird suits all the time
Last time I was this early, nobody SAID "first", "second", "last time I was this early", etc. They were too busy coming out of their mother's womb to say anything
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my friend insulted me and when I said "I was murdered" in vc he said, "meanwhile you're a war criminal because of your destructive insults" there's no way they're that bad right?... *right?*
The "Jake Paul is the type of guy that locks himself in a motorcycle" actually made me laugh for like, 10 minutes. And whenever I said it, I lost it at the word "locks".
@Ari Freedman no those a holes blew up innocent civilians and don’t deny it and the caused a lot of death in the Easter rising the Irish hated them for that but when we hanged your leaders that’s what sparked things. Which is really dumb because they caused the deaths of approximately 400 civilians and were rightfully shot for it
Who the hell had the audacity to say that the guy was shaped like an angry bird?Man poor angry birds...as if being thrown of a slingshot to try to stop pigs from stealing their eggs wasnt enough
I think what made the "I'd rather be British" insult extra spicey is that it was made by an IRA account. Saying that the IRA doesn't like the UK that much is a massive understatement.
9:25 my first time making an omelette alone was good, I overcooked it a bit but it just added crunch, main problem was I made it with onion powder, onions, and craft singles...
7:51 Yep. Koi is the Japanese word for carp (I do not know anything about Japanese, but I know plenty about carp.). As a keeper of goldfish (also carp), I can confirm they are pretty hardy.
0:25 I'm going to be honest Robin, there have been countless times where I've gotten your voice mixed up with Lexi's You both have that anime protag/radio show host fusion going on
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Everyone: *looks around awkwardly*
Lexi: "So... who's gonna tell him?"
Definitely a turkey
obviously a PiGeOn
He would ____________
A blue tit
An american eagle, obviously
Robin: "what bird would I be?"
Me, at 1:47 AM, drunk on nothing but time: YoU wOuLd Be A cAnArY.
@Evening Inchworm I think he would be a Cuckoo, he seems a bit... cuckoo, to me.
A bald eagle because of his hair loss
@@landiemoonkurshey5468 Mannn, you didn't have to murder a guy LMAAOOO
The "I would rather be British" insult was 1000% gold, I'm just kinda saddened it was lost on Robin in the moment
From an acc like that its serious buisness
its sad he didnt notice it was from the IRA
@Silvertd 159 Would you like some tea for that burn instead then?
come out ya black and tans come out an-
@Silvertd 159 I don’t think you realized this was a joke. Sorry though, it was with no bad intention.
Robin’s laugh sounds like it’s being held hostage by Robin so it could laugh
So... hows that cure going doc?
Mind size MEGA
They need to put this comment in a r/rareinsults video im dying 😂😂😂
Shitty CinemaSins fake-laugh sounding ass.
A rare insult in a R/rare insults vidio
Rare insults in a nutshell:
Random words together 70%
Good insults 25%
Rare good insults 5%
Same! I love race cars and everything about them. I think that's why my friends call me racist!
@@hypertrollos4776 i- _wait what-_
His name.
The subreddit is called rare insults not good/creative insults
I could call someone a coffee machine that looks like it fell down the stairs, was that insult good? No, not really, will you ever hear it again? Probably not, thus, is the insult rare? Yes, and so the insult technically fits the subreddit
Rare =/= Clever
@@_antisocialmedia6377 what are you even talking about
Her: He's probably thinking of other women
Him: if Steve and Alex had a child, it would look like the Terraria guide npc
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
I need me some unthink juice
T
@@aidan2727 what are you talking about
@@nicholanimations4703 It's a DOOM reference
Robin: a robin
Lexi: hybrid budgee-albino pigeon
Damian: macaw
Jack: peacock
Zach: parrot
Help All the other pigs are in their bunkers and won't let me in!!! Plz don't attack us guys I don't want to take the eggs I'm just forced to build vehicles for king pig and if I fail a mission I get yelled at by king pig plz no!!!
Lexis one made me laugh like hell
Lexi’s is so specific I feel like it’d be right even if it isn’t.
I think Lexi would be a Phoenix.
Zack would be that rare flightless parrot
Robin is like the guy who you would ask to present your project because everyone on your crew is introverted
I'm the introvert for sure
yep
Robin: “What bird would I be?”
Me: idk maybe a *robin*
yes exactly what i thought
Nah he'd be an Emu
I was thinking he would be a parrot
Nah he be penguin
@@Freddy_Fazbear_har I was about to say "Penguins aren't birds" but then I looked at my username and remembered.
The I would rather be British thing was an insult because it was “the unofficial ira” so basically the ira are the people who fought Britain for the Irish republic
Wait a minute, isn’t that what Sunday Bloody Sunday was about?
@@MasterHall117 yes but that was when the British army killed 14 innocent civilians during a gaa game because the ira killed some British officers
@@avaob686
Ah, thanks
@@MasterHall117 There were different bloody sundays too, one was with the provisional IRA and that one was cringe
This guy has the kind of voice that makes you feel like you always knew him, even tho you never seen him
The "I'd rather be British" one went straight over Robin's head lmao
"I'm glad Momo won her battle with anorexia"
*Your opponent's active Pokemon is now burned*
Snorelax is in better shape than this skinny person.
Timestamp?
@@TanuSharma0705 8:28
"this makes me feel like the EmKay crew should make a few videos on r/roast me"
**almost everybody has approved**
*CZcams is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads*
So in summary, youtube sucks.
CZcams commenters getting real comfortable with whining all day and saying the same things without trying to change anything
Specifically, this video
I thought your profile pic had a mustache when I first saw it
Have you got one?
Robin then:- The sufferings gonna carry on for a while.
Robin now:- I shouldnt have said that. I should NOT have said that.
when the IRA lads be willing to be brits, oh lord, must've been God awful
@I Am Z1 what's wrong with Jews
@I Am Z1 your so mistaken you went left on a right only road
@I Am Z1 "Guys stop calling me out on being racist you're tearing apart my free speech"
@I Am Z1 Do you know what you just said?
Freedom of speech isnt freedom of consequence
10:11 Sam O’Nella described a pug’s face by saying it looks like it’s been smashed in by a frying pan and goes guh guh guh
*GUH GUH GUH*
How is Blitzo
@@thescarletking9433 jelly sandwiches ( :
@@Dmazza99 when you get the reference
Ironicly, a Robin. You don't draw attention to yourself, but people quickly find the good in you. That is ur bird
Huh I can see it
WhY dOn'T yoU wAnNa Be BrItIscH?!
The Unoficial IRA Account: Am I a joke to you?
The reason why the person saying "I would rather be British" is a rare insult because it's called "The Unofficial IRA Account"
I can’t like. It’s at 69
@@faisalb3705 Not anymore.
Hey google. How many murders can I get away with
@@faisalb3705 Sh*t.
@@defaultio2798 that’s only 1 of my war crimes
~ i have some nice insults ~
"You unsalted peanut"
"You bleached fishing rod"
and my personal favorite, "You deep fried pencil"
i might come up with some other ones in the future
"𝐃𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧."
𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬
One time i found someone use "You idiotic piece of Switzerland"
@@mizhasthebiz oh
What bird would you be?
“Local kookaburra can no longer fly because it ate too many sausages”
Omg did that really happen?
UPDATE ANSWER?
6:43 Boi did you just insult his long hair?! BOI.
5:23
Robin, every insult is the equivalent of "you stupid poopy head" you *u n i n t e l l i g e n t b e i n g*
I’m literally friends with the “mr potato head rebellious teenager” girl. I can’t even
Omg same
What did she think of the roast though?
@@j.ojo2004 she genuinely thought it was funny. She’ll delete anything negative but this comment is 100% still up. She does have a great sense of humor
You can't even what, Smol Purrito? What can you not even?
Sure you are
fan theory:
Jack is actually just how Lexi would sound as a male.
@@Disbanded9998 Lexi is a trans woman. A trans WOMAN; not man. She may have been assigned male at birth, that doesn't change a thing.
Jesus, dharga pie
@@Disbanded9998 sigh
Who’s gonna tell Dogs on Mars. Or should we just post this on whoosh and make fun of him for it XDDD
@@Disbanded9998 Oh, I'm sorry, I'll remove my comment now.
Emkay would be one of those hand traced turkeys we made in nursery school.
Me: *having a good dream*
Alarm clock: Will you wake up, man?
Just two days ago my frickin alarm woke me up just as it got to the best part of my dream and I am still annoyed.
@@ashleykozior2067 that always happens trust me
The clock can't make me wake up
Me, to the alarm clock: Will you shut up man?
mine does not ask nicely lol
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Hmm, I don't know... oh wait
I have no idea what?
@@anthonymurray8101 Robin. Robin is a bird
R/woooosh
dang..
@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr I really gottm
“Tell me what bird would I be”
You know, somethings telling me Robin
His voice sounds like he is a cartoon character, radio host from the 50’s & the teen from your high school who is super eccentric and wears weird suits all the time
I would probably divorce if my wife gave birth to a centipede
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@@Tilburyy no
ŌwÒ
Your kinda not funny
*CHILD SUPPORT*
"Being british is like the flavour of the month right now"
lol no i don't wanna be british i wanna be a cross between an emu and a toaster
Australian?
Congrats nothing's changed
@@ComradeLeanna Thank you for giving me the confidence that I am already an emu-toaster
I wanna be a snake
@@woofwoof9199 use that spell that took away Harry Potters bones
guy named robin: what birb would i be?
everybody: HHMmHmMhM
To that person who said that pugs are ugly. Just know that a single pug. Even a mean pug, would have more kindness and humanity that you ever will
These insults are rarer than a girl complimenting me
Well.......
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
You are an amazing person
From a girl
You’re doing your best and I’m proud of you !!
From another girl
A self burn but its not as rare as a double self burn, but nice joke
I always try to learn these insults, but I always forget them... Pen and paper!
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@@aidan2727 what the hell is wrong with you
@@aidan2727 r/Wooosh
I legitimately have a notebook open
Mine come naturally
2:25
Simon the Chipmunk turned himself into a human!
XD
3:32 he knew all along.
Robin is my favorite narrator because I can relate the most to him, and I like the subreddits he reviews
I miss damian
@Wxter_Melen heck yeah he was!
The last time I was this early, insults weren’t invented
dojyaaaaaaaan~
dojyaaaaaan~
Yesn't
Last time I was this early, nobody SAID "first", "second", "last time I was this early", etc. They were too busy coming out of their mother's womb to say anything
@@emmabingham8545 pfff so were you
5:55 he looks like he is developing a wasp nest in place of his head , 50%complete
Robin: “what bird would I be?”
Me sitting alone in complete darkness knowing damn well Robin can’t here me: “a crow.”
Robin, Lexi, Jack, whatever, we're all emkay!
Nah I miss the originals with Zach and Damien
catfuckertv Robin, Lexi, and Jack are good to but I still miss them
@@turnedkestrel1459 i litterally said everyone. I only used Robin Lexi and Jack as examples.
catfuckertv oh oke yeah
@@turnedkestrel1459 ye those are good but Lexi, Robin and jack are superior imo
Your bird would be a stone curlew
Just the ability to scream very loudly and dont sleep
2:53 The IRA and Britain are not on friendly terms
" What bird would I be?"
YOUR NAME IS ROBIN
I think he would be a parrot
He would be a blackbird, obviously.
you idiots he would be a blue jay
Lol
I think he'd be a pelican
2:35
"They said be there or be square, and this dude didn't show up."
Hi Kokichi! *hugs him tightly and ruffles his soft purple hair*
The fact he didnt pay attention to WHO posted the "I'd rather be British " is what annoys me
1:08 Something can't disappear if it never existed. Like that guy's neck.
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How about dont. Clown.
@@MaztRPwn ?
@@MaztRPwn - Agreed. People just make this up smh.
.
6:33 that guy looks like young balding keanu reeves
3:45 I'm sad to know I can probably never use that cuz that was epic
10:21
This is a great insult but, Technically humans breed and made pug so it humanity's fault they exist
Germany's UBI trial is actually a very big step forward and I'm sad that we'll never have anything like it here in the US
my friend insulted me and when I said "I was murdered" in vc he said, "meanwhile you're a war criminal because of your destructive insults"
there's no way they're that bad right?... *right?*
that's not an insult, that's a compliment. I'd love to be able to verbally hit people with a truck full of lead.
The "Jake Paul is the type of guy that locks himself in a motorcycle" actually made me laugh for like, 10 minutes. And whenever I said it, I lost it at the word "locks".
8:30
She looks like she absorbed the power of a browser with 14 tabs, 11 of which are frozen
2:45 That was a irish rebel group back in 1916 trying to remove british rule around the country.
The real IRA sll exists, and the IRA were still activly bombing in the UK during the 70's, 80's and 90's.
@@chaislaw5014 I do not count those a-holes as the original after the 70s.
@Ari Freedman no those a holes blew up innocent civilians and don’t deny it and the caused a lot of death in the Easter rising the Irish hated them for that but when we hanged your leaders that’s what sparked things. Which is really dumb because they caused the deaths of approximately 400 civilians and were rightfully shot for it
Who the hell had the audacity to say that the guy was shaped like an angry bird?Man poor angry birds...as if being thrown of a slingshot to try to stop pigs from stealing their eggs wasnt enough
Good one
3:36 i'm legit proud of the fact that Diesel Patches made an appearance in an emkay video
I think what made the "I'd rather be British" insult extra spicey is that it was made by an IRA account. Saying that the IRA doesn't like the UK that much is a massive understatement.
Robin feels honestly like the best cousin you've been waiting for at a party, i like that.
Fun fact: at this time everybody hasnt watched the whole video yet
How did you know
Woah...
@@freshy_yt278 i am from the government
No way
...yeah
10:40 he looks like the teenage version of the villain from meet the robinsons
HE DOES LMAO emo bowler guy
9:46 I didn't know that programming could cause that much stress
Robin - what bird would I be?
All of us - •_____•
Friend: Do you hate me?
Me: If you were on your death bed I would pull the plug to charge my phone that’s at 100%
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Me: "A Dolphin"
All of the narrators would be one of those hand turkeys you make for thanksgiving
Him: What bird would I be?
You know that your name is literally Robin right?
7:25 I've met this guy, he's the nicest person in the world.
4:45 "Germany will give people 1,400 each Month in new universal Basic Income Experiment" WHERE IS MY MONEY BRO
If you were a bird, you'd be an argentavis, once big and mighty but now forgotten.
That dude really dissed a Koi fish lmao 😂
“A detention desk” THAT MADE ME LAUGHH SO HARDDD OMGGG 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
9:26 why do I feel like I've met Killua online? Like I actually don't know why.
9:25 my first time making an omelette alone was good, I overcooked it a bit but it just added crunch, main problem was I made it with onion powder, onions, and craft singles...
Robin had an identity crisis during the intro lmao
7:26 that Tom L guy looks like that anime character
*they’re the same picture*
7:51 Yep. Koi is the Japanese word for carp (I do not know anything about Japanese, but I know plenty about carp.). As a keeper of goldfish (also carp), I can confirm they are pretty hardy.
Robin: What bird would I be?
**Teen Titans Go theme starts playing**
2:07 that one got me real good.
Robin - Nobody told me I was Lexi.
Me who has been saying that Robin is Lexi with a voice changer - Am I a joke to you?
Omg! The first one (fan art) is my friend! He was very excited you added it!
The guy who said "he'd rather be British" was Irish and there was a lot of British oppression on the Irish
Day 124 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
:0
I believe you
k
2:12
That bird is still a type of vulture soooo 😬😬😬
R/Wooooooosh
@@linaschofield4252 That’s not an R/whoosh thing
"ummm actually it's still a vulture🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"
Robin would be a Lyrebird.
Because listening to them both is very entertaining.
Not me constantly going, "write that down, write that down"
Robin is like a black vulture.
Dark but likeable
Edit: guys i know robin would be a robin
ornithology dude what
@@tree0137 it's a bird joke
ornithology dude ok
0:25
I'm going to be honest Robin, there have been countless times where I've gotten your voice mixed up with Lexi's
You both have that anime protag/radio show host fusion going on
Lol
I’m like 4% sure the robin as a bird would be a robin
"What Bird would I be."
Me: ummmmm a Robin?
2:18 robin would be a bat.
Cool bird bro
Bats can sometimes be flying puppies and sometimes they can be flying rats
“Comment down below, what birb would I be”
*Those birds you make using your hands*
👐🏻
Robin: "What Bird Would I Be?"
We All Know That Robin Would Be A Robin
1:54
This one aged great
Robin: Hey guys what kind of bird would I be?
Also Robin: Im your host ROBIN.
How👏Many👏Times👏Am👏 I👏 Gonna👏 See👏 This👏 Commented👏
@@VeggieGirl07 for👏 ev👏er👏