Don’t mind me coming into the suicide corner i’ve got some new ropes to test and oh there not for me there for the fat person op just said that to cause there already dead it doesn’t matter.
Fun fact: Eyebrows are a part of the face that helps identify people. Remove them, and the people are harder to identify than if you removed their eyes. Look it up on here to get more info.
*Meme man never dies* The same with.. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Jack: "Well, now I've just thought of the fantasy idea where a world of humans exist that find their pairing through facial hair matching together. But, one day, a girl finds her facial hair matches TWO people." Me: It's still a better love story than Twilight.
Okay so I'm autistic, and never quite got the whole thing about autistic screaming. People expect me to melt down so I deliberately don't. It took me a while in therapy to learn how to get my emotions somewhat under control but after lot's of work I've learned I'm actually a pretty likeable person and even was described as well adjusted recently.
I mean, I _kinda_ understand where they're coming from- it's based on reactions to sensory overload and how much more severely autistic people will shut down or have what looks like a tantrum since they don't know how to/aren't allowed to disengage. Buuuut with zero knowledge of what's actually happening and social diffusion being fucked it's just warped into an odd perception that autism equals random screeching.
But since we're apparently all autistic here, quick question- did anyone else learn to socialize by just turning everything into psychoanalysis? I don't know what other people are thinking on cue so I try to play Sherlock Holmes on their brain to figure out their perspective instead.
the joke is that the un I_1_2_d1e when spelled out using only the word forms of all the characters (eg. 1 -> one, and _ -> underscore) makes Iunderscoreoneunderscoretwounderscoredonee
Day 58 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
"Oh God, I swear if I find one day someone's.. made some like erotic fan fiction about us narrators I will read it actually out of curiosity" *Challenge accepted!*
8:04 Fun fact! Zeus made mortals originally with two heads, four arms and legs! But since he thought that the mortals would over power him, he separated them. Making them spend an eternity trying to find their other half! Fun huh?
@@Karak-_- most mythology books mention it. But I mean it’s cool if you don’t believe me. But that’s what Zeus intended to do until he realized he wanted to stay in power.
@@loop7564 Ok, listen, it came from "Symposium" which is one of Platos dialogs, where they discussed Eros and what is love. The thought of the people being split and finding their other halves was given to Aristofanas, author of comedies. Water is cleanest at the spring.
13:43 she looks like the reason why there are labels on the Cheesburgers in my McDonalds that say "consumption recommendation: open the box before eating"
That fan art is exactly the kind of thing my 11th grade English teacher talked about once, similar to when art museums spend money buying a picture that was made using a ruler and a pencil, then drawing a line from top to bottom on a piece of paper, not even caring if it's in the middle or not yet because someone who CAN do better, and has done so in the past drew it, they call it art and put it in a gallery. No. That's not art. That's a ticket for gas money and McDonald's.
Regarding how Dan mentioned that Arin was, and I quote, "Tearing ass through this game". Sonic Heroes' Team System basically acts as a difficulty setting. Team Rose is the Easy Mode (also the only team that has a tutorial level at the start), Team Sonic is Normal Mode, Team Dark is Hard Mode, and Team Chaotix is basically a different game going with a more objective-based progression system where you have to do certain things in a stage to complete it instead of just getting to the end. Also, there is something to be gotten for beating all 4 campaigns. You get to fight the true final boss. I don't remember if you need to get the Chaos Emeralds to do so, though.
11:45 that entire band is Swedish. They’re pretending to be bad Appalachee/hillbilly stereotypes. Mountain Dew was marketed using the same bad stereotypes so, yes, he looks like a bad stereotype
She made fun of his disability which he has no control over, and then got all fired up when he made fun of her obesity, which she can control, being fat isn’t genetics
As usual, Jack constantly apologizing for his own jokes. 6:50 for example Come on, Jack! Don’t apologize, that’s what they want! They want you to feel bad about simple, harmless jokes! Make fun of those goofy ahh eyebrows!
5:52 fun fact in wolf packs alphas are the most commonly the oldest wolf in the pack so remember whenever people call themselves an "alpha" remember there calling themselves old
7:11 wow, he didn't have to insult us autistic velociraptors like that we do not accept the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xbox better then playstation" and vise versa
16:25 when he read the text, i first though its cause their hats are the opposit colours of their shirts. Then it zoomed out and both their hats were black. It took me 5 rewatches until i figured out the joke is about the skin colour of their face compaired to their clothing. Not the shirt and hats. I feel stupid.
2:59 The roman numerals tatooed on his chest is just not in order. I would have written it XI, XLVII with a comma or a space to defy which number it is. Translated in arabic numerals it is 11, 47
The bad thing about a romantic fanfic of the narrators is that you'd have to change their sexualities, since it's two (three if you count Damien even though he left) straight guys and a lesbian
Why does your thanks for equating plague doctors with penguins sound sarcastic? That seems like a positive win from my perspective. Now I can laugh as the SCP murders me for being infected with the pestilence.
10:00 in our culture, mirrors are gateways for demons and evil spirits, churches are banned from having them, and sleeping next to one can cause nightmares or boogeyman attacks.
And now for my erotic fanfiction involving all of the EmKay narrators: They held hands. It was a tender moment. I'm not gonna go any deeper into this story. The end.
His voice sounds exactly like what the internet would sound if it had an official voice
r/rareinsults
😳
Nah if the internet had a voice it would either be Oscar the grouch, Mc Ride or the Daniel uk voice
This is... really accurate in my POV.
No wonder it doesnt speak
@•Itz_Aiko • He would be the official voice for CZcams and CZcams only.
jack: *says he'll read an erotic fanfic of the narrators*
me: ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
No
Oh god
Pls stop
Do it
Will it involve just the EmKay? Or will it include EZPZ? Because Robin.
Her: "You're disabled, so you're like half a man."
Him: "Well you're fat, so you're like 2 or more women."
Her: _You weren't supposed to do that_
don’t mind me, just saving this for the next time someone fat tries to insult me.
Don’t mind me coming into the suicide corner i’ve got some new ropes to test and oh there not for me there for the fat person op just said that to cause there already dead it doesn’t matter.
@@shawnreagan4541 am i reading this wrong or are you genuinely trying to defend someone who offended a disabled person?
@@DESARD12 tbh, I had a seizure trying to understand what Shawn Reagan said
@@DESARD12 What did Shawn Reagan say? They deleted their comment.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
He is Jacc
The snacc that smiles bacc
Jotaro Pencil
Angelo Stone
Bruh Bruh
YES
Giorno Going
One day i hope he says
*”my name is jack and I do crack”* I can only dream
Ja
@@SniperOnSunday Hm, yes. *Ja.*
🅱️a
@@reeyy0909 🅱️🅰️
@@neotheshadowwarrior4082 Ja
Fun fact: Eyebrows are a part of the face that helps identify people. Remove them, and the people are harder to identify than if you removed their eyes. Look it up on here to get more info.
People whose haircut dont show their eyebrows/have shaved eyebrows: I could be anyone and you wouldn't even know.
Personally, I can't identify people for shit, so thanks i guess?
I'm pretty sure that eyebrows are exist for holding up the forehead sweat from going in your eyes.
Goku: *goes Super Saiyan 3*
Everyone: “who the hfil is this?”
1:41 Let it sink in that this guy wouldn't drown if ever he got stuck in the middle of the ocean.
He wouldn't sink
I just realized the stonks guy is still a meme after so long.
Meme Man
Don't know why Meme women isn't here yet that says un Stonks or something
Let's hope it always will be!
@@applesilicon6863 yes very good
*Meme man never dies*
The same with..
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
If you poked that guy's muscles, they would deflate.
They would pop like a balloon
theyd w o b b l e
If you punctured them literal straight oil would leak out. Synthol is some crazy shit.
Man looks like he got floaties for arms
It lookes like he is waering those baby floating things under his skin
"im Jack, the snack that smiles back"
Me: *r/suddenlyGay*
r/suddenlybi
I am gay ngl IRL lol lmao
r/actuallybi
yes
3:51
12:11 "what did you say to me you little-"
"Finish this sentence"
"Shit"
Yes im BI.
"All Bi-myself"
I swear, not this joke again. It hurts.
@Mira Marie They could just be Bi-ding their time. (Also Bi, so I can say this)
I can relate to both because I'm bi, but still no one loves me. Except my dog, an even he bites.
Haha that’s a good joke , oh gotta go , BI see ya later
Jack: "Well, now I've just thought of the fantasy idea where a world of humans exist that find their pairing through facial hair matching together. But, one day, a girl finds her facial hair matches TWO people."
Me: It's still a better love story than Twilight.
and the new trilogy
I actually know a webtoon plot about that but it was about fingerprints rather than facial hair
Romeo and juliet is a better love story than twilight and it's about an absurd age gap lust that causes murder,suicide and overall stupidity
Honestly anything would be better than sorry what was it called again
r/wtf@@MothGM
"If someone made an erotic fanfic of us narrators I'd read it out of curiosity"
Don't temp us.
Jack’s voice is so Australian, I got stuck upside down on the ceiling.
11:55
"Not gonna lie this song kinda hits hard on mute"
*I don't care what universe you're from, **_that's gotta hurt_*
True
...John Cage "4:33", chuckles in the distance
Have you seen the tiktok comments on music rating tiktoks
6:48 his eye brows look like rtx on and rtx off ads
Damn.
Omg!!😂😂😂😭
Lol
but how the fuck are eyebrow jokes racists
@@hugeturd42 I really don't know....
Jack: says he'll read an erotic fanfic of the narrators
Me: *grabs pencil*
You know when you have a plastic straw from McDonald’s and you slide the thing in and out of where it is in the cup?
That’s the noise Jack makes
Fun fact: Thailand has an annual buffet for all the country's monkeys.
As thai person
I never heard of that
Fun fact #2: thailand is full of transgender boys
When I went to Thailand everyone ate the food that were offered for the monkey
@@bearrett_8783 Thats so cruel and disgusting. They should have eaten the monkey
So they serve you? (Not in a perverted way-)
“I_1_2_d1e” is most likely an acronym for “I want to die”
I'm not sure about it, it reads as "I one two donee"
not really an acronym, more like playing with phonetics
It isn't called acronym, it is called leet..
*This is why you should check last decade's internet history..*
@@TugiDeg
Not 1337 except for d1e.
If these masterminds used their roasting ability to do something efficient, I wonder what would've happened
Correction : Cardi B makes music for people who set their roommates bed on fire because they didn’t wash the paper plates
I felt like Cardi B is the kind of living being than thinks that flute are the weirdest yet magnificent percussion instrument in existence
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Okay so I'm autistic, and never quite got the whole thing about autistic screaming. People expect me to melt down so I deliberately don't. It took me a while in therapy to learn how to get my emotions somewhat under control but after lot's of work I've learned I'm actually a pretty likeable person and even was described as well adjusted recently.
Don't worry too much about it, it's just idiots using "autistic" as an insult when it absolutely isn't.
I'm autistic too and I'm the same way
I mean, I _kinda_ understand where they're coming from- it's based on reactions to sensory overload and how much more severely autistic people will shut down or have what looks like a tantrum since they don't know how to/aren't allowed to disengage. Buuuut with zero knowledge of what's actually happening and social diffusion being fucked it's just warped into an odd perception that autism equals random screeching.
But since we're apparently all autistic here, quick question- did anyone else learn to socialize by just turning everything into psychoanalysis? I don't know what other people are thinking on cue so I try to play Sherlock Holmes on their brain to figure out their perspective instead.
@@sylvrwolflol I didn't but that's a good idea!
We have Jack, Robin, and Lexi, but who tf is the editor?? NO ONE KNOWS!!
And no one will
Damien
@@megumin4342 I thought Damien disappeared into the void?
@@chefcircuit5392 Damien decided to focus on videos for his own channel instead of Emkay
I have a conspiracy theory that they have slazo in their basement with a shotgun pointed at his head telling him to edit the video
Somebody should make a giant wattpad story that involes all youtube narrators and it would become a giant collab
Please no
@@josiahortiz5401 u spelled yes wrong its y e s not n o
@@josiahortiz5401 please yes
Be the change you want to see.
"Dude looks like the CLEANEST drug addict in that photo though" which is sorta like being the tallest dwarf
-Jack x Veronica
The one should also be in r/technicallythetruth since Macaulay Culkin literally is a cleaned up drug addict.
love a good heathers ref
She finds two matches for her mustache. Today, she’s be able to choose both together.
The fanart is from I_1_2_d1e: I one two die: I want to die
nah it's 1000% I underscore one underscore two underscore donee
I wasn't sure if not understanding was the joke and didn't want to be wooooshed
the joke is that the un I_1_2_d1e when spelled out using only the word forms of all the characters (eg. 1 -> one, and _ -> underscore) makes Iunderscoreoneunderscoretwounderscoredonee
Day 58 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
I want this
That would be soo good!
y e s
*Finally a worthy opponent, our subreddit will be legendary!*
What about suicidebywords
14:17 as a percussionist, I carry a giant gong mallet everywhere I go and I'm not afraid to use it
6:14 *at this point, Jack started speaking french*
That's not French, I didn't hear a single baguette
French people don't speak like that.
@@6Alexis8 is this an r/woooosh?
"Oh God, I swear if I find one day someone's.. made some like erotic fan fiction about us narrators I will read it actually out of curiosity"
*Challenge accepted!*
Where fanfic
where fanfic
where fanfic
I'm not sure to dislike this or like this...
Where fanfic
*" Hello my Wet wooly wombats"*
I don't know if I should be offended or not.
You HAVE been called a wombat now, this is a huge compliment. Have you seen how furry those guys are?!?
@@beagle_uah Hey, I don't wanna be a wombat! I'm a Sewer Rat with Damien!
@@EthyrianDream But a wombat is so much better!
Nope wombats are adorable
Same energy as OzMedia’s intro
“Hello you lovely degenerates”
8:04
Fun fact! Zeus made mortals originally with two heads, four arms and legs! But since he thought that the mortals would over power him, he separated them. Making them spend an eternity trying to find their other half!
Fun huh?
That sounds made up.
@@Karak-_- lol. Yeah Greek mythology has some weird things. But it’s true lol!
@@loop7564 Hmm, do you know the source of that?
@@Karak-_- most mythology books mention it. But I mean it’s cool if you don’t believe me. But that’s what Zeus intended to do until he realized he wanted to stay in power.
@@loop7564 Ok, listen, it came from "Symposium" which is one of Platos dialogs, where they discussed Eros and what is love.
The thought of the people being split and finding their other halves was given to Aristofanas, author of comedies.
Water is cleanest at the spring.
13:43 she looks like the reason why there are labels on the Cheesburgers in my McDonalds that say "consumption recommendation: open the box before eating"
7:36 I’ve ACTUALLY heard of that before but instead of facial hair it’s finger prints
16:13 claiming "women being aroused is a medical issue"
comes from ben shapiro.
who has never made someone squirt in his whole life
These insults are so strong I can feel them.
Yeah I can feel them too like FULL FORCE kick to the balls
"oh god yes, that ad from W E N D Y ' S when they tried to do meeeeeeeeeeeeeemmess" 15:19
“I’ve seen ice cubes hotter than them.”
Me, eating an ice cube: 👁 👄 👁
I have never once written a single fanfic, but I suddenly got the urge to write one...
2:00 Dude's full of so much oil, the US is gonna bring him some freedom soon.
That fan art is exactly the kind of thing my 11th grade English teacher talked about once, similar to when art museums spend money buying a picture that was made using a ruler and a pencil, then drawing a line from top to bottom on a piece of paper, not even caring if it's in the middle or not yet because someone who CAN do better, and has done so in the past drew it, they call it art and put it in a gallery.
No. That's not art. That's a ticket for gas money and McDonald's.
13:34 BRUH I SPAT WATER ALL OVER MY LAPTOP IM DEAD
4:45 "the worst she can say is no"
0:09 and if he saw them he would be E-rekt
Ehhh, not really, cant be hard at 2 peas
@@kingstonlovely7404 ima be real I forgot about this comment until I saw this notification what the hell is this 😭
8:32 dude looks like that guy megamind tried to turn into a hero
Lexi answered the question of what a male allies sound like with a standing applaud of feminist and lgbtq+ activist for some reason
Genuinely confused about this... Lexi is a girl, and part of the LGBT+ community twice over, if you mean the EmKay narrator.
MICK, MICK, MICK. SPEAK *ENGLISH.*
Regarding how Dan mentioned that Arin was, and I quote, "Tearing ass through this game". Sonic Heroes' Team System basically acts as a difficulty setting. Team Rose is the Easy Mode (also the only team that has a tutorial level at the start), Team Sonic is Normal Mode, Team Dark is Hard Mode, and Team Chaotix is basically a different game going with a more objective-based progression system where you have to do certain things in a stage to complete it instead of just getting to the end. Also, there is something to be gotten for beating all 4 campaigns. You get to fight the true final boss. I don't remember if you need to get the Chaos Emeralds to do so, though.
Super late, but you do. Clearing all the stories won't do it.
that was over a year ago what were you waiting for@@greenapple9477
5:20 - she didn’t use an eyeliner, not even an eyemarker.
*she used a damn sharpie magnum.*
5:35
You know it was a good one when the insult has more likes and multiple gold awards
Nice..
11 minutes after this was loaded
Breh
28 minutes actually
Well the time that i got here it was uploaded 11 minutes ago
@@GVM69 oh, ok. My bad
The number of likes match with his name people
Fanart: Is that
Everyone who tried but didn't get noticed: "Am I a joke to you?"
I want to die tried, just not very hard.
4:22 Herman Cain died of COVID. That tweet aged like milk.
11:45 that entire band is Swedish. They’re pretending to be bad Appalachee/hillbilly stereotypes. Mountain Dew was marketed using the same bad stereotypes so, yes, he looks like a bad stereotype
someone please, make a wattpad story about them.
Is there?
"Hello, you wet woolly wombats..."
**spits drink**
Damnit!
7:29 You know a joke’s gonna be good when it starts off with the phrase, “If he kissed Hitler”
Fan art user name was "I want to die"
15:08 I told that to a girl when she called her self trash but I told her to be my treasure, that's probably the only time that'd be appropriate
12:58 Wow the plot twist was painful dude!
14:13 he looks like a monster from the game little nightmares
She made fun of his disability which he has no control over, and then got all fired up when he made fun of her obesity, which she can control, being fat isn’t genetics
As usual, Jack constantly apologizing for his own jokes. 6:50 for example
Come on, Jack! Don’t apologize, that’s what they want! They want you to feel bad about simple, harmless jokes! Make fun of those goofy ahh eyebrows!
6:41
Bruh the gap in his eyebrows compliments the gap in his teeth
Jack: **can’t pronounce a gibberish username**
Damien: *noob*
5:52 fun fact in wolf packs alphas are the most commonly the oldest wolf in the pack so remember whenever people call themselves an "alpha" remember there calling themselves old
And also: they are parents.
16:38
You know someone’s gonna do it now, right?
And that they’re prob gonna make it weird?
Yeah, enjoy it. :)
Imagine if the fanart was made by like a 10 year old who just learned how to work MSpaint, and Jack says this💀💀💀
7:11
wow, he didn't have to insult us autistic velociraptors like that
we do not accept the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xbox better then playstation" and vise versa
16:25 when he read the text, i first though its cause their hats are the opposit colours of their shirts.
Then it zoomed out and both their hats were black.
It took me 5 rewatches until i figured out the joke is about the skin colour of their face compaired to their clothing.
Not the shirt and hats.
I feel stupid.
2:59
The roman numerals tatooed on his chest is just not in order.
I would have written it XI, XLVII with a comma or a space to defy which number it is. Translated in arabic numerals it is 11, 47
Ah yes, insults. My favorite form of meat to eat
What’s the second?
@@jip0611 holy sh*^
IS THAT A TOUHOU PROJECT FAN I SEE!?
7:50 thats just luff on webcomics with fingerprints
1:52 this is an accurate representation of what that one guy's arms would look like in the Fazbear Frights book "Room for One More."
The bad thing about a romantic fanfic of the narrators is that you'd have to change their sexualities, since it's two (three if you count Damien even though he left) straight guys and a lesbian
That's literally never stopped anyone.
Changing someone's sexuality, their gender and more, is nothing new to fanfiction.
The name of the Jedi at 14:34 is either Obese wan kenobi, or qui-gon double chin
I was feeling sad today but after watch a few of your videos, it makes me feel better.
Why does your thanks for equating plague doctors with penguins sound sarcastic? That seems like a positive win from my perspective. Now I can laugh as the SCP murders me for being infected with the pestilence.
"'Please Robin, be gentle with my young body', moaned Jack." Excerpt from my EmKay erotic fiction.
...NO
What does erotic mean
@@MrGreen-dm7fv oh. You’re not supposed to be here. You poor soul.
Where can I read this
mom come pick me up i’m scared
This episode is just oooooof
That fanart at the end is the best. Every straight line is perfect. And the circles are too. Its amazing to me.
"Robin looked into Jack's eyes as he slowly went in for a kiss"
10:04 actually, sleeping facing a mirror or mirror right in front of your bed, basically your bed reflected in the mirror, is a big No No in Fengshui
What's the reason? Cause that's how my bedroom is set up so now I need to know, lol.
I dont do fengshui anyway
3:30 the woman on the right looks like she's got cat ears on her head because of the guy behind her (can't unsee)
13:35
Her hair makes her look like the 0.01% of bacteria that survives Detol
everybody gangsta until EmKay he says "the snack that *bites* back" instead of "the snack that smiles back"
10:00 in our culture, mirrors are gateways for demons and evil spirits, churches are banned from having them, and sleeping next to one can cause nightmares or boogeyman attacks.
Where do you live? Mandela??
16:30 sounds like a job for wattpad man!
Or alternatively, me...
I’ll be with you in maybe a couple days
Did you do it?
10:30 these are the best come backs for that girl, there are ppl who agree with her which makes me sick
almost died laughing at 7:25 🤣
12:45 - scp-049 = emo penguin change my mind
5:23
HES TALKING ABOUT ME
And now for my erotic fanfiction involving all of the EmKay narrators:
They held hands. It was a tender moment. I'm not gonna go any deeper into this story. The end.
i wish that one was like "congrats you made a difference to this world
if you even remember what a difference is"
0:15 f### how does he know?
**wheeze**
14:57 He looks like Jake P. After Boil has chosen his outfit
5:42 He's got that face that you just want to punch over and over and he still won't stop talking like he's the boss.
15:50 I think I recognize that color scheme... IS THIS A RARE APPEARANCE FROM THE ONION?!?!?!