"Matt you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started yet" Clan wars: people don't even attack these days! They just wait till the last 10 minutes
EmKay sounds like something a person in their late 40's would use to stay "hippeth with thine kiddiths" yet it makes them sound like a buffalo discovering what snake oil feels like.
I don’t know why this bothered me so much but Doug reviews cars that people send him and he lets his viewers know information about the car that he is reviewing.
Had to delete my comment because I was saying the exact same thing. I'm a huge fan of Doug but I don't blame Jack bc there's lots of people like HardRockNick on the Internet. Edit: for anyone who doesn't know HardRockNick (consider yourself lucky), I was alluding to people who flex wealth they don't have.
@@nexy12 I would've kept it, but people would say "stolen comment" or "un-original comment" or something along those lines. I see what you mean, though. The more comments there are, the higher chance there is of getting the message across.
8:55 CZcams monetization isn’t the problem, EmKay’s no-swearing rule is. Just look at Damien’s own channel after he left, he swears and he’s perfectly fine!
13:45 I actually had something like that happen to me in high school. Kid jammed a rock into his neck and got his buddies to claim that I tossed a rock at him. Teacher asked me “Did you do that?” Me: “What no?” Teacher: “Ok go back to do what your doing.” I still laugh about it to this day.
1:56 "i'm an involuntary celibate, batman." i wrote this thinking of heath ledger's voice and now you're gonna read this in heath ledger's voice. thank you and have a good laugh.
Doug Demuro reviews expensive cars that his richer viewers let him borrow or dealerships loan to him for a promotion, all the while constantly making jokes that he is too broke to afford something like this. 14:02 He definitely does not pretend they are his or try to flex on his viewers in any way.
Jack: keep hugging Carson!
Didn't age to well buddy
Unlike the west
OOF
Weird how it’s not the only that that aged poorly in the very same video.
The second dude looks like he’s from one of those TellTale Walking Dead games.
I love those games
@@badabingus8304 I love the game's but they hurt me emotionally so I hate them but I love them. Ya dig?
Ok
“He will remember that”
This channel is for people who want to use Reddit but don’t want to use reddit
I’ve never been offended by something that’s true.
TMG Joke embodied
Sad noises* it's true
Even though I have reddit, and use it pretty often, I still watch this channel.
Wrong I watch it for Lexi because I support her and she makes me feel better about my life
"Infinity war is the most ambicious crossover in history"
Me: FakeJake in emkay
No no no, Its Emkay and Geofilms
@@Scp-zq4si didn’t Geo change his setup for money over quality
@@ConekQ yea
i am confused on the replies above
@@hisyam1664 You are just soy sauce, can't blame you,
Fun fact: it takes longer to say WWW than World Wide Web
Huh. Neat.
I pronounce WWW exactly how it sounds
my brain when i see www: world war wone
I really, REALLY want to dislike rn but I can't. Have a like
Really? I thought it stood for World War Won
This dude looks like he’s wearing frozone’s suit that was blended with cotton candy
Poke Bill time frame please
7:04
Dang...He does look ook like a cotton candy covered frozone.
He looks like my old gacha oc from june
Yeah I'm a buffet owner alright...
The buffet will be empty by the time it opens
@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic6007 Probably not
The adventures of Kim Jong-un
That's a self-bur-
If i was fat and went in your buffet to eat, ill come out skinny
When you run, it’s like watching a Vietnamese barkeeper chasing a G.I. who didn’t pay for his drink
WHY DOES CONAN LOOK LIKE A YOUNG CARL FREDRICKSEN.
Bhahaha
He looks like he’s still dodging the Vietnam draft
@@ghazghkullthraka9714 I-
"keep hugging, Carson."
oh no
He predicted the future
@@kingcrimson3873 i dont get it
"You're the kind of person who would go out for Thai food and say 'Garacias' to the waiter"
- My native friend to my white friend
Kid gets detention, Todd Howard: It just works.
"Matt you circus peanut of a human the war hasn't even started yet"
Clan wars: people don't even attack these days! They just wait till the last 10 minutes
Where Frisk?
Hot Blade being possessed as usual how's your hot bladed armor?
This is literally the most creative insult I've ever heard.
CoC
dammit you beat me to commenting about that
What makes an insult rare?
It has to be cooked right.
*drum effects*
Jesus....
I’ll upvote ya anyways, you deserve it
Not being mean or anything but it’s called a rimshot jsyn
Hope you're enjoying fatherhood
@@0ofambagon0ofambagon70 I’m a child.......
It's kind of a dad joke
EmKay sounds like something a person in their late 40's would use to stay "hippeth with thine kiddiths" yet it makes them sound like a buffalo discovering what snake oil feels like.
Here, children, we observe a “rare” insult. But, just because it is rare, doesn’t mean it is good.
Fair enough. You win, John
@@johnbeam6302 You seem like the type of person to accidentally eat someone else's boogers, and like it.
That contestant out roasted Simon Cowell
every video i watch has ur comment on it ....
@@esmineldraaybara6975 yeah
Simon Cowell is an absolute legend
Day 12 of asking for r/breadstapledtotrees
When will they do r/breadstapledtotrees
We will never know
They need to do the r/breadstapledtotrees
Reddit.com/breadstalpedtotrees
@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz Did you mean know?
@@Green-iv4lw yes, I've fixed it
5:20 more like a cross between Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage
The mr. Beast without the will to live is Technoblade...
"You can either have the will to live or be no.1 in potatoes"
-Sun Tzu
“If fighting is to result in victory, then you must FIGHT”
-Sun tzu
Are we even surprised at this point?
I See you are a man of culture as well
@@leonardoacuti9885 me? Or the other guy?
Merry Christmas to everyone watching this video
You too!
merry christmas
Your my favourite food come here now
@@cheese4kgaming fine, I guess you are my favorite food come here....
Marry Christmas man!
"how does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?"
well, you could try and shadow box infront of a mirror to get a hint.
Kim Jong-un looks so square that Steve couldn’t compete
XD Yes
Looks like you missed your video
How dare you spell my name wrong
He's Kim Jong-Out after that roast
What you gonna do? Nuke me?
The Technoblade compared to Mr. Beast though
That's very unexpected yet true at the same time
Is it just me or is the quality of the voice a little bit worse than normal?
Yea
Sounds like he's over to the left for me. Really disturbing 😂
My left ear enjoyed this video.
I always love this subreddit, especially when I’m not expecting an insult. Very good to listen to when I build my LEGO. (I’m a collector).
merry christmas!
You too🎁
You too
No u
Merry Christmas mate
You too
“You keep on hugging Carson even if they say no” Yeah this aged like milk
3:24 did not age well
That's what I was thinking bahaha
I thought the exact same thing
8:10 As someone named "Christian Israel" I felt that
"Carson is like that weird kid in middle school that liked to hug the teacher"
me who hugs the teacher:
DM me for some boner hiding techniques
13:59 I assume that's Joji. He actually made a video messing with dead rats back when he was FilthyFrank. That insult is super accurate.
5:17
He looks like either Nick Reeves or Keanu Cage.
3:24 this didn't age well oh my god
Jack, Lexi and Robin reading good subreddits is my christmas present
4:32 the guy on the right looks like he’s regrets every life choice that he’s made
6:50 he looks like a hydrated vampire... does that even make any sense ooor??
“He looks like a fish that vapes apple cider vinegar”
🤣 🤣 🤣
14:03 Doug literally reviews cars, he ain’t rich
I don’t know why this bothered me so much but Doug reviews cars that people send him and he lets his viewers know information about the car that he is reviewing.
Had to delete my comment because I was saying the exact same thing. I'm a huge fan of Doug but I don't blame Jack bc there's lots of people like HardRockNick on the Internet.
Edit: for anyone who doesn't know HardRockNick (consider yourself lucky), I was alluding to people who flex wealth they don't have.
@@DiamondOre-ep8to Well you didn't have to delete yours. The more support for the misunderstanding to be fixed the better.
@@nexy12 I would've kept it, but people would say "stolen comment" or "un-original comment" or something along those lines.
I see what you mean, though. The more comments there are, the higher chance there is of getting the message across.
Yeah it did bother me alot too
And also me.
8:55 CZcams monetization isn’t the problem, EmKay’s no-swearing rule is. Just look at Damien’s own channel after he left, he swears and he’s perfectly fine!
13:59 omg if you knew him then you would know
1:37 OMG NOT TECHNOBLADE LMAO IEVEFWYESV
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14:53 He looks like if Davie 504 got bitten by an albino vampire going through a teenage goth phase
HAHAHAHAHAHA
r/rareinsults
5:17, that dude looks like as if Keanu Reeves and Bucky Barnes had a child.
6:57 bruh he looks like a pack of colorful marshmallows left behind in Chernobyl
Poor Carson XD
"I hope you slip on a snickers bar" LITERALLY as I take a bite out of one!
3:30 That Light thing in the background looks like a Guardian shield +
5:19 He looks like if someone tries who draw Keanu Reeves from memory while simultaneously being drunk and high af
13:45 I actually had something like that happen to me in high school. Kid jammed a rock into his neck and got his buddies to claim that I tossed a rock at him. Teacher asked me “Did you do that?” Me: “What no?” Teacher: “Ok go back to do what your doing.” I still laugh about it to this day.
2:30 my guy looks like bored mr incredible
so mr incredible
Nice to see that Call Me Kevin’s influence is spreading to other CZcams channels. Starting to take over slowly now... only a matter of time.
Me, having gone to special needs school and gotten hugs by most teachers; I don't see whats wrong with hugginy your teacher...
0:29 My man looks like he was made in the Sims
4:06 Easy. You just need to attend an Order of Nine Angels sermon
5:17 Looks like the lovechild of Keanu Reeves and Peter Dinklage.
i dont know my genetics
*cries in orphan*
3:22 I am offended, I hug my teacher all the time. it is normal. (I’m homeschooled and I’m my own teacher 99% of the time)
Well, you need hugs too, don’t you?
*breathes heavily*
1:33. "You kinda look like Mr.beast just taller and _without an will to live_ " . Rip Techno. Technoblade never dies
7:00 I don't want to wear anything else ever but this outfit
These rare insults are becoming more and more common
Merry Christmas em kay
Merry Christmas flying geep
Merry christmas.
@@waterfuacetXC to u 2
Drake Malfoy has hair so slicked back he could break the sound barrier by nodding
Emkay is the type of human that thought the production date is the expiration date.
Doug DeMuro the type of guy to be buried with two shirts
Technoblade and Optimus back to back? Hell yeah.
Sub to Technoblade
sub to technoblade
Blood for the blood god
3:25 *Well doesn’t this seem like something that happened*
3:46 How do you seriously don’t know from witch game this Chat is from?
*angry clash of clans noises*
execute order 66
Yes thank you
@@sauce4897 **even further angry clash of clans noises**
Coc addict noises
“How does a grilled cheese sandwich fight?” Exactly
**insert original comment here**
**insert random meme quote here**
**insert whoooosh here**
*insert comment section argument here*
**Insert fun fact here**
**insert something that is inserted**
"This tik tok makes bell Delphin look normal"
No clothes people: finally! Someone understands us
Im waiting for r/EpicInsults...
1:56 "i'm an involuntary celibate, batman."
i wrote this thinking of heath ledger's voice and now you're gonna read this in heath ledger's voice. thank you and have a good laugh.
Dairy carmax my people
A grilled cheese sandwich fights like that guy
Doug Demuro reviews expensive cars that his richer viewers let him borrow or dealerships loan to him for a promotion, all the while constantly making jokes that he is too broke to afford something like this. 14:02 He definitely does not pretend they are his or try to flex on his viewers in any way.
Good to see someone sticking up for my favorite car reviewer.
This
7:00 the word “flumf” is funnier than the insult itself 😂
3:24 that didn’t age well
0:47 fricken DESTROYED. hahaha
1:36, aaand, likes to kill orphans
3:56 the game is Clash of Clans. And I love it
About the Insult with Doug Demuro: Jack, he reviews Cars, he doesn't even own any Ferarri, you failed No Nut November Result.
He does own a ford gt, aufi rs4 and a mercedes g wagon cabriolet
@@einar8019 They are all less valueable than the Ferarri though.
"BOOM FA-" *pauses video out of fear mine gets featured*
Does this mean Code Black plays CoC?
talkin’ bout Corey
To Jack, if you see this, the game with the circus peanut insult is clash of clans
5:21 he looks like Keanu Reeves and Hugo Weaving as one person.
The Matrix Restarting
XD
Why does Jack sound like he's talking from experience at 15:45?
XD
They are the same person. . . Huh interesting
1:38 I NEVER, EVER, THOUGHT TO SEE TECHNOBLADE IN r/rareinsults
But that's really his description lmao
14:34
W.. wait.... Did he say
*”Holy Me”* ?
3:22 now he’s the teacher who wants to hug the kid- wait
Merry Christmas 🙂
Robin looks like his name is simultaneously Kevin and steve
This isn’t related to the video but N&A productions is the type of person to fall in the shower and grab the water
Spread the good word
4:40 I'm trying to refuse to believe that this guy actively asked for the glans bowl cut but my mind doesn't seem to be taking my no seriously
14:47 wait whats jake doing here?
0:05 this guy looks like another person is standing behind him...
Ngl I’m kinda bummed about the Doug demuro part. He completely misunderstood what kind of person Doug is...
7:02 You look like Frozone after he said, Where’s my super suit and then was handed the nearest thing from the Easter closet.
Merry christmas everyone!!!!
My favorite Subreddit on Christmas day? This is perfect!