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  • The best posts from the top of r/Memes on Reddit
    Narrator: / @davidthebaker
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  • @thomastanker0257
    @thomastanker0257 Před 4 lety +369

    5:41, David should be one of the guys who explain the side effects in medicine commercials

    • @tocide
      @tocide Před 4 lety +22

      He rly nailed that. Maybe he could beat Eminem.

    • @astxrism2050
      @astxrism2050 Před 3 lety +19

      side effects include : depressiondeathdiarherracoldcoughscoronaviruswormsheartdiseaseandstds

    • @thomastanker0257
      @thomastanker0257 Před 3 lety +1

      ツastxrismツ, lol

    • @IllegalArson3320
      @IllegalArson3320 Před 3 lety +1

      Correct

    • @jaydencolvert55
      @jaydencolvert55 Před 3 lety +1

      Me: Puts the vid at 2x speed
      Also me: *Seizure time*

  • @lady_ebao
    @lady_ebao Před 4 lety +2263

    David the Baker: *Beatboxes and sings Astronomia, the coffin song all by himself*
    Pentatonix: "Why do I hear boss Music?"

  • @yeetyeetjuiceman8417
    @yeetyeetjuiceman8417 Před 3 lety +367

    Holy Christ this dude has a good singing voice

  • @kimiguns
    @kimiguns Před 3 lety +71

    I am 17, and literally yesterday I said to my mom, “Hey remember when I was a kid the majority of the movies we owned were VHS” This was because we were watching Charmed...

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 Před 4 lety +559

    That solo at the beginning was.....
    Golden

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia Před 4 lety +8

      I do believe nobody can disagree with you. I agree strongly

    • @Meme-xs2gv
      @Meme-xs2gv Před 4 lety +2

      MoominLot3 YES

    • @jimmyjohn739
      @jimmyjohn739 Před 4 lety +4

      i need to find the link to the original

    • @nortako2149
      @nortako2149 Před 4 lety +3

      What about 13:45

    • @nortako2149
      @nortako2149 Před 4 lety +2

      Meme What about 13:45

  • @InfiBen
    @InfiBen Před 4 lety +623

    "The Kinghts who say Nigh"
    Everyone:
    The council will decide your fate

  • @arandompersonp6930
    @arandompersonp6930 Před 3 lety +36

    Dang he actually did Godzilla really well. I’d totally love to see him do full versions just cause why not.

  • @alexepul
    @alexepul Před 3 lety +160

    Series: "just one more chapter"
    Book: "just one more page"
    Chocolate: "just one more bite"
    Minecraft: "just one more block"

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 Před 3 lety +8

      That one last block turns into one last build

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Před 3 lety +5

      @@superNova5837 one last build into one last server

    • @jihefmat
      @jihefmat Před 3 lety +3

      @@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 one last server turns into not the last server

    • @The_Rat12
      @The_Rat12 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jihefmat turns into one last speedrun

    • @dallor714
      @dallor714 Před 2 lety

      @@The_Rat12 one last speedrun turns into one last manhunt

  • @Larms5rong
    @Larms5rong Před 4 lety +247

    David: "the Knights who say nigh"
    monty python stans: *confused screaming*

    • @pr0blemch1ld334
      @pr0blemch1ld334 Před 4 lety +10

      I've never even watched the movie, and even I know it's NI!
      WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY
      NI!

    • @rothbyandmesastudios
      @rothbyandmesastudios Před 4 lety +5

      YOU WILL FIND US A SHRUBBERY!!

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia Před 4 lety +4

      @@pr0blemch1ld334 WE ARE NO LONGER THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY
      NI!
      WE ARE NOE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY ECKY-ECKY-ECKY-F'TANG-F'TANG WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

    • @fandommother368
      @fandommother368 Před 4 lety +4

      BRING US A SHRUBBERY

    • @karlbaxter3350
      @karlbaxter3350 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rothbyandmesastudios and cut down a tree WITH A HERRING

  • @janitations3978
    @janitations3978 Před 3 lety +298

    Me: Getting my breathing implant to breathe correctly
    Teacher: Why Couldnt You Do Your Work Online?

    • @sleepdeprivedsteve
      @sleepdeprivedsteve Před 3 lety +19

      Fr I was sick and the teacher gon be like “it’s still your responsibility” bruh

    • @imasleepdeprivedteen4394
      @imasleepdeprivedteen4394 Před 3 lety +5

      Ikr

    • @sandralewis230
      @sandralewis230 Před 3 lety +3

      Ikr I had to get new glasses so I had to go to a new place for a day and I had no data and i got in trouble for not going
      I told the teacher 4 times put it in the teams chat and got a note from my mum

  • @yaboiash5822
    @yaboiash5822 Před 3 lety +306

    I haven't actually cried watching up like the entire movie

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo Před 3 lety +48

    List 5 things that are always white
    You: "Sheep, Cloud, Disney princess"
    Me: "no no that's 3 things what she said was actually Sheep, cloud, disney, prince, SS"

  • @Bubbyfacey
    @Bubbyfacey Před 4 lety +187

    Fun fact! : the voice actor of Dr doofensmirts has a tiktok account

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 Před 4 lety +93

    Songs (will edit)
    0:03 Harambe
    2:49 Coffin Dance
    5:08 Krusty krab pizza
    5:37 ITS GODZILAAA
    8:41 Lily gets owned
    13:45 :)
    17:00 There's another

  • @dragontailyoutuber9688
    @dragontailyoutuber9688 Před 3 lety +6

    13:46
    Can we just appreciate his singing?
    Just for a second?

  • @wyattbendyna3715
    @wyattbendyna3715 Před 3 lety +4

    GODDAMN DAVID SPITTING MAD BARS OUT HERE

  • @bulbasaur4512
    @bulbasaur4512 Před 3 lety +562

    I want no I NEED a 1 hour version of the Harambe song at the intro.

  • @DavidTheBaker
    @DavidTheBaker Před 4 lety +89

    Hey guys! I’m the narrator for this video! I’d love to hear from you all about what you’d like to see! 👍👍👍

    • @janmaltewieckhorst6676
      @janmaltewieckhorst6676 Před 4 lety +9

      David The Baker I just wanted to say that you nailed the german pronunciation of Guten Tag Fuckboy, also you singing is awesome

    • @Bardigrade
      @Bardigrade Před 4 lety +9

      7:15 watch monty python and the holy grail

    • @puffles1788
      @puffles1788 Před 4 lety +8

      Do you have to release at least one of the songs that were in the video I swear you were dropping beats.

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 Před 4 lety +3

      Make music

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 Před 4 lety +2

      Good singing dude

  • @mrbeech69
    @mrbeech69 Před 3 lety +13

    Why is nobody talking about how David would actually be a good singer

  • @trigon7015
    @trigon7015 Před 4 lety +1937

    Today I learnt David is one of the top ten rappers Eminem was too scared to diss

  • @lauralbranch
    @lauralbranch Před 4 lety +178

    Can we just get, like, and accapella of his favorite song? He’s so talented lol

  • @athraid3617
    @athraid3617 Před 3 lety +10

    This guy has an amazing voice,
    like this so he can see it and we make him happy.

  • @BllyKrty
    @BllyKrty Před 3 lety +3

    5:35
    Imagine seeing godzilla then turning into a rap god

  • @NightlyChart86
    @NightlyChart86 Před 3 lety +145

    How DARE HE say they say “nye” they ain’t calling bill, they bring great pain to all those with their unholy word of NI!!

    • @Jordan1159_VA
      @Jordan1159_VA Před 3 lety +6

      FOR THIS ACT OF TREACHERY TO THE NAME OF THE KNIGHTS OF NI, WE REQUIRE...
      A SHRUBBERY!

    • @eblckmn
      @eblckmn Před 3 lety +4

      @@Jordan1159_VA or he’ll never get out of the forest ALIVE

    • @IllegalArson3320
      @IllegalArson3320 Před 3 lety +3

      As a punishment for this horrendous act, you will cut down the largest tree in this forest with
      *A HARRING*

    • @Jordan1159_VA
      @Jordan1159_VA Před 3 lety +1

      A herring, are you mad?

    • @grant4our50
      @grant4our50 Před 3 lety +1

      I had to watch the movie to understand this . . . Its a good movie

  • @aadijha3347
    @aadijha3347 Před 4 lety +63

    5:40 David be like Eminem mode activate

  • @josh-ex4by
    @josh-ex4by Před 3 lety +6

    0:04
    Harambe was a gorilla
    He had nowhere to run
    Nobody knew what to do
    They had to use a gun
    *Harambe~*

  • @kenmc407
    @kenmc407 Před 3 lety +5

    2:49 Ninja Kiwi has been doing that for years in bloons td battles.

  • @somegoo7445
    @somegoo7445 Před 4 lety +125

    David: *sings like a god*
    Also David: "Purple gang for life! "
    Me: The singing is stronger than my hate to purple gang, you're lucky, David.
    GREEN GANG 4 LIFE

  • @rac-qb4dt
    @rac-qb4dt Před 3 lety +327

    " hamrambe was a gorrila, he had nowhere to run, nobody knew what to do, they had to use a gun Harambe/ "

  • @aidenbrown7458
    @aidenbrown7458 Před 3 lety +8

    15:45 My dad does it because “it’s healthier” so I eat double the meat

  • @promienodrzutowysamuel790

    3:24 Imagine the kid playing singleplayer

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 Před 4 lety +64

    Theres a semi that drives around us that is painted like optimus prime.

  • @thinkhyper78
    @thinkhyper78 Před 3 lety +243

    “The Knights who say Nigh”
    I’ve had it. I’m going back to Emkay

    • @IllegalArson3320
      @IllegalArson3320 Před 3 lety +13

      I yelled at my phone when he said nigh instead of NI

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei Před 3 lety +12

      a few months ago
      emkay: reacts way too much
      ezpz: is actually funny
      now
      emkay: reacts way too much
      ezpz: is extremely cringe
      finally a reason to go back to emkay

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 Před 3 lety

      Heronbay was a gorilla he had no were to run they didn’t now what to do they had to use a gun

    • @ChronicTitan
      @ChronicTitan Před 3 lety +3

      @@metalgearzwei just watch the click

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei Před 3 lety +1

      @@ChronicTitan i’ll be with Cuestar and Oz. i was out of here the moment they made their intro *knocking noises*

  • @areanot5158
    @areanot5158 Před 2 lety +5

    About the last one, we actually had a really young language teacher who used Discord, that shit is made for online school! It was so awesome, literally my highlight of the week

  • @colinfarrell4354
    @colinfarrell4354 Před 3 lety +5

    so noone gonna talk about how he just casually starts rapping to godzilla

  • @louise6093
    @louise6093 Před 4 lety +69

    Me when he said "Nigh"
    Me:
    Ni Ni Ni.

  • @minimarshmallow4534
    @minimarshmallow4534 Před 3 lety +83

    13:46 I thought I got Rick rolled for a second because this guys singing is just SO good

  • @Foolishgladiator
    @Foolishgladiator Před 3 lety +6

    14:00
    Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here

  • @mistykitchen9515
    @mistykitchen9515 Před 3 lety +5

    Narrator: I’m never using bing!
    Me who only uses it for Microsoft rewards points: well that was me once

  • @the_weirdweeb2247
    @the_weirdweeb2247 Před 4 lety +46

    This has to be a voice mod because he said “the knights who say ni” incorrectly
    7:17

  • @michealwaters7282
    @michealwaters7282 Před 3 lety +26

    0:03
    Ur welcome
    Here's the epicness right here

  • @goodra5860
    @goodra5860 Před 2 lety +3

    16:05 honestly, when I saw that image I was terrified. Just imagine looking into the sky and see nothing but a smiley face. A dark, creepy, void of meaning, smiley face.

  • @KeeganPlays
    @KeeganPlays Před 3 lety +2

    1:22
    Bing nowadays: "Maybe I want to be the bad guy again."

  • @bobhondacivic8205
    @bobhondacivic8205 Před 4 lety +14

    0:04 i need a full version immediately

  • @chishnfips877
    @chishnfips877 Před 4 lety +5

    0:04 okay that was pretty good actually!

  • @bluestrandofhair
    @bluestrandofhair Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine when like 3 year olds today are 50 in the future and are like “Back in my day there was a pandemic”

  • @mr.jtophat7743
    @mr.jtophat7743 Před 2 lety +4

    We need to have a full version of that coffin dance beatbox

  • @rachellydia7838
    @rachellydia7838 Před 4 lety +140

    When people are this early....”Quick think of something funny”

  • @easycolour8011
    @easycolour8011 Před 4 lety +14

    I like how he perfectly pronounced „guten Tag“

  • @Ari_By_Default
    @Ari_By_Default Před 3 lety +1

    my guy David got some killer vocal cords tho, keep up the great singing man!

  • @InfernalRitesCharts
    @InfernalRitesCharts Před 3 lety +2

    EzPz: "The Knights Who Say Nigh"
    Me: "So it's treason then."

  • @angliik3775
    @angliik3775 Před 4 lety +19

    So we gonna ignore how Dave did the fast part of godzilla

  • @joaquinntshangase3299
    @joaquinntshangase3299 Před 4 lety +81

    Yay the singer man is back

  • @noobik829
    @noobik829 Před 3 lety +2

    Corona : ends*
    Me : comes out with anime clothes

  • @Gameplayer0715
    @Gameplayer0715 Před 3 lety +1

    The fact he can beatbox so well and literally probably rap the entire of Godzilla rap part is like insane

  • @aliciacarpenter4057
    @aliciacarpenter4057 Před 3 lety +31

    7:26 I did that as a kid.

  • @wendelin1515
    @wendelin1515 Před 4 lety +48

    you need to get a deal signed with someone to professionally sing

  • @reynaldoavila3444
    @reynaldoavila3444 Před 3 lety +5

    5:13 damnn that high notee thhooo

  • @daniguay88
    @daniguay88 Před 2 lety +1

    8:32
    Me who managed to continue the story every night for 3 weeks: **insert jojo menacing effect**

  • @TheRareFoxy
    @TheRareFoxy Před 4 lety +14

    When you become a famous musician, please remember me.

  • @toniskangur7519
    @toniskangur7519 Před 3 lety +43

    europe: Death is represented by the Grim Reaper.
    africa: tuxedo wearing dudes who dance with a coffin

    • @larrychilders6599
      @larrychilders6599 Před 3 lety

      Uhh those tuxedo guys were taking the coffin to make food for the town

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 Před 2 lety

      @@larrychilders6599 sounds normal to me

  • @lysabearsilent5663
    @lysabearsilent5663 Před 3 lety +2

    we all gotta agree. davids singing is amazing

  • @ThatMan-Dan
    @ThatMan-Dan Před 3 lety +1

    Mans be taking them singing lessons from legends

  • @kameyomamathe2st
    @kameyomamathe2st Před 4 lety +4

    0:04 *starts singing dark and funny stuff*

  • @lilbro153
    @lilbro153 Před 4 lety +18

    The song in the beginning do hit different (Correction:All the songs hit different)

    • @chayo9146ify
      @chayo9146ify Před 3 lety +1

      0:04 Harambe was a Gorilla,
      He had Nowhere to run,
      Nobody knew what to do,
      They had to use a gun.
      Harambe!

  • @batkamarri13
    @batkamarri13 Před 2 lety

    5:00
    Me who has clinical depression and walks slow:
    * Confused screaming *

  • @theblackfangofkonohanotafu8379

    5:02 I am currently walking on a treadmill going a speed of 4 lmfao

  • @theflyingfrograndomgames6034

    HOW DARE YOU!!! WE ARE THE KNIGHTS THAT SAY NI (NEE).
    NI NI NI NI NI NI

  • @geraldthepuppy9693
    @geraldthepuppy9693 Před 4 lety +45

    2:41
    Cheater here!
    Something I’d like to clarify: This probably wouldn’t work as well as people would think. Myself as well as many other cheaters enjoy HvH games, or hack v hack. There are many cheaters, myself included, who aren’t fans of toggling against legit players, and usually keep them off unless another cheater or a bot joins. Those who do toggle against legit players are considered a&$holes, even in the cheating community. Even I have standards.
    It’s a great way of separating us from everyone else, though.

    • @beachsunsets8254
      @beachsunsets8254 Před 4 lety +1

      Gerald the Puppy You are the enemy of the people

    • @joeloliver2279
      @joeloliver2279 Před 4 lety

      Can relate

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix Před 3 lety +1

      maybe i was too rough on you

    • @eluxlucis6700
      @eluxlucis6700 Před 3 lety +1

      Trying to white knight yourself doesn't change the fact you still have the cheat software for pvp installed.

    • @geraldthepuppy9693
      @geraldthepuppy9693 Před 3 lety +1

      elux lucis
      Yes, I know. I downloaded it.

  • @Justin-bb4gt
    @Justin-bb4gt Před 3 lety +1

    7:02 "can I feel your heartbeat" *punches hand into chest*

  • @thefunniman3285
    @thefunniman3285 Před 2 lety

    2:26 "Ripping the *wallpaper* off the *pencil* "
    h m m m m

  • @silentxdddd
    @silentxdddd Před 4 lety +6

    5:41 i need the uncut version

  • @m.guerra4205
    @m.guerra4205 Před 4 lety +24

    2:49 8:40 again, my friends:
    *THE MOST SICK BEAT. EXE*

  • @xdcosmic9368
    @xdcosmic9368 Před 3 lety +3

    9:18 AMATEUR MY UNCLE IS ON LEVEL 24K AND SOMETHING

  • @finex4176
    @finex4176 Před 2 lety +3

    Why is no one talking about his fricking amazing Eminem rap

  • @lilaross11
    @lilaross11 Před 4 lety +24

    9:09
    One time my friend looked up trash on google and it asked to know his location

  • @rewalo8399
    @rewalo8399 Před 3 lety +12

    when your name is lily and your crush liked your sister: hey i’ve seen this one before! (yes true story) :( it was after he said he liked me...

  • @fed-ahfed
    @fed-ahfed Před 2 lety

    I held back my tears in the whole movie up.

  • @chainfire6060
    @chainfire6060 Před 3 lety

    Jokes about the length of quarantine
    Me: oh boy, oh boy, are you in for a treat!

  • @abrahamrafaeltaparra7775
    @abrahamrafaeltaparra7775 Před 4 lety +27

    I do not like the fact that he pronounced "Ni" as "Nay"

  • @mika34653
    @mika34653 Před 3 lety +5

    Mufasa: Simba im *dying*
    Simba: Hello dying I'm Simba

  • @arashihihi
    @arashihihi Před 3 lety

    Dude, wHAT DID U DO TO SING THAT GOOD TEACH ME YOUR WAYS TO PERFECT A RUN ON SUCH A GODLY LEVEL 😭😭

  • @ReinhardStorm
    @ReinhardStorm Před 3 lety

    The intro killed me lmaooooo

  • @jaagupostra4771
    @jaagupostra4771 Před 4 lety +9

    When you're mom is acctualy level 5000+ in candy crush: *(Insert crying cat meme)*

  • @dlawza4642
    @dlawza4642 Před 3 lety +6

    Dave the baker: Girls who say "hi"
    Girls who say "bruh"
    The knights who say "nigh"
    Me. A Monty Python fan: *heavy sigh of dissapointment* May I say that, think of it as a japanese spelling. It is the lower case sound of "i" or to make it easier: the knights who say "nee"

    • @IllegalArson3320
      @IllegalArson3320 Před 3 lety

      Monty Python and the Holy Grail. My grandpa made me watch it, and now every other time and he wants to watch it with me, I tell him to go chop down a tree with a herring

    • @dlawza4642
      @dlawza4642 Před 3 lety

      @@IllegalArson3320 lol

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc Před 3 lety

      *We're knights of the round table! We dance whenever we're able!"

  • @ye-junixox1859
    @ye-junixox1859 Před 3 lety

    Can we appreciate how good all of the singing and beatboxing parts are

  • @christabeltetteh4816
    @christabeltetteh4816 Před 2 lety

    LMAO I got a vaunted add on the : me coming out with lockdown with all the stupid crap I bought

  • @jpegsaix5012
    @jpegsaix5012 Před 3 lety +3

    0:27 "made with memematic" Who else knows the forbidden app

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 Před 4 lety +5

    0:03
    EYYY i was dancing to this :)))

  • @jennafur61967
    @jennafur61967 Před 3 lety

    After that toothpaste meme when it threw off i got a Colgate ad then he said "Colgate sensitive" when i got back lol

  • @laurendrake9920
    @laurendrake9920 Před 2 lety

    16:02 smiley space
    Me: *panics happily*

  • @neoninfushi8383
    @neoninfushi8383 Před 4 lety +6

    The community would approve a ASMR Astromania from David.
    I'm sure everyone would agree.

  • @dylanmace7565
    @dylanmace7565 Před 4 lety +5

    5:38 Top 10 Rapper Eminem was to afraid to diss

  • @yeetboi_official
    @yeetboi_official Před 3 lety

    1:04
    The twist at the end of that meme got me off guard

  • @thedestroyer394
    @thedestroyer394 Před 2 lety +2

    Japan: its godzilla
    Starts rapping godzilla in 2x speed

  • @beefluff2100
    @beefluff2100 Před 3 lety +24

    3:31
    My brother asked why I was laughing,
    I showed him this and now he’s *rolling*
    8:10
    *_Yes_*
    _Jeff wore it better_

  • @MrNewb07
    @MrNewb07 Před 4 lety +5

    8:28 I do that all the time hell sometimes I can even continue my dream when I’m awake for like 30 minutes

  • @dat1dude591
    @dat1dude591 Před 3 lety

    2:16 when you dont talk in a zoom

  • @itzyaboiyet3605
    @itzyaboiyet3605 Před 2 lety

    16:07
    Me that was born on may 16th: *sweating Intensifies*

  • @NotK2008
    @NotK2008 Před 4 lety +5

    I’ve just been waiting for the next song ever since the coffin dance one