The driver on the bus go OH GOD HELP ME I CANT BREATH THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF FLESH, The driver on the bus go OH GOD HELP ME I CANT BREATH THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF FLESH all the way *until he dies*
Honestly wouldn't be surprised. Around 81% of the animals they "save" get euthanized. It's gotta be going somewhere, Why else would they have store houses around the world for all the dead dogs and cats.
For the bus one, my friend came up with “The ears on the bus can hear your tears! hear your tears! Hear your tears!” Then I came up with “The people in the bus will lure you in! Lure you in! Lure you in!”
15:03 For those who don't know, this character is named Beau, you can easily find her by looking up "Beau Bear" or something along the lines of that. The artist has other characters as well and makes very spicy content. Whoever sees this, you are welcome.
"are you ready to make the world a better place?" "I'm ready to oof myself" " *Great that's what we're all here at the ZPD!* " I guess they didn't expect that. *please dont*
I a m a s k i n g y o u t o r e f r a I n f r o m t h e a c t o f e n d I n g o n e s o w n l i f e f o r I w o u l d h o l d a l a r g e g u I l t f o r t h e r e s t o f m y l i f e
Este_ The_R It was an auto response to whatever a person says, they must have come across to read it and see that, and say please don’t before it’s too late
7:29 Actually, most grenades are pressure release, so you would have 5 seconds to get the hell out of the toilet after it comes out of you. Talk about explosive diarrhoea
not gonna lie, I feel bad for that judie hopps at the end, she must have had a freaking heart attack seeing her next response (please don't) that must have been a traumatic experience if you think about it on her pov
The Driver on the bus makes you cant leave, makes sure you cant leave, makes you cant leave, The Driver on the bus makes you cant leave, Until you die!
Plot twist. It's impossible to be in a basement in Australia because Australia is upside down therefore your actually in the roof the whole time. All you need to do is break a whole in the wall then you'll be on top of the house
I finished the “Legs on the bus” song UwU The legs on the bus go step step step, step step step, step step step! The nose on the bus can smell your fear, smell your fear, smell your fear! The eyes on the bus can see your soul, see your soul, see your soul all the way down! The ears on the bus can hear your screams, hear your screams, hear your screams! The mouth on the bus can eat you whole, eat you whole, eat you whole! Being on the bus means your in hell, because your D E A D!
The ending part showed how some workers actually care about their customers though it can also be because they dont want to take the blame for his death and be sent to jail.
I just had the time of my life. My father and I were watching CZcams together, but because my family is Italian, and we moved to an English speaking country. My bother and I were able to learn English through primary and high school but my parents are having a rough time understanding so when the first r/cursedcomment was shown my father did not understand. I didn't know how to explain it to him so I asked my bother while reading it out loud to him. He then said "You know Bill Gates? Well hes gay." My father still didn't understand so i translated the part where he talks about Bill biting his lips and twirling his hair. We all started laughing we were crying and my father was still so confused XD
I saw the waving children one on reddit. The sign is in an area where there are no children living around. There aren't any schools or placed that children would hang out either. The comments have concluded that there is a population of -2 children in this area. It was on r/nosleep, I believe.
The people on the bus are terrified, terrified, terrified. The hair on the bus snakes around, snakes around, snakes around. The brain in the drivers seat is going to commit mass murder, commit mass murder, commit mass murder.
*There appears to be a problem, I thought today was that of an average night and day, but it was not, for there is joy within my soul today due to this comedy that has approached me.*
Yo so at the very beginning with the flat earth guy, he actually was in a race against others across the country to “get into space” and he used flat earthers to gain popularity
11:31 Mcchicken probably has a 14 inch dragon wang and those thunder hips that can thrust 40 times in 5 seconds with the force of a crashing meteorite, mcchicken is an absolute unit
" the legs on the bus go step step step, Step step step!" "The nose on the bus can smell ur fear, smell ur fear!" mine: "The ears on the bus can hear u scream, hear u scream!" "The eyes on the bus can see your soul, ALL THE WAY D O W N."
Slice of bread. I wonder if CZcams actually cares about “corona virus” because every news channel definitely says it and every channel from cars to art to comedy and more say it
2:01
They forgot
"The ears on the bus can hear your screams,hear your screams,hear your screams"
The driver on the bus go OH GOD HELP ME I CANT BREATH THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF FLESH, The driver on the bus go OH GOD HELP ME I CANT BREATH THIS PLACE IS COMPLETELY MADE OUT OF FLESH all the way *until he dies*
The wheels on the bus goes crunch crunch crunch, crunch crunch, crunch crunch crunch.
I just typed that exact thing in the comments and now I sad
The seats on the bus can feel your as....💀
The mouth on the bus can taste your pain, taste your pain, taste your pain!
P - people
E - eating
T - tasty
A - animals
Honestly wouldn't be surprised. Around 81% of the animals they "save" get euthanized. It's gotta be going somewhere, Why else would they have store houses around the world for all the dead dogs and cats.
Nice
AHHH!~
vegans be like :
@@nowmymomsaccountlol5217 wtf
7:05 “Its not about the money, it’s about sending the message”- The Joker
"It's not about winning, it's about sending a message"- Alpharad
For the bus one, my friend came up with “The ears on the bus can hear your tears! hear your tears! Hear your tears!” Then I came up with “The people in the bus will lure you in! Lure you in! Lure you in!”
The ears on the bus can hear your screams
The legs on the bus can crush your kids!
the arms of the bus will kidnap your kids, kidnap your kids, kidnap your kids...
the wheels on bus are made of skin, made of skin, made of skin.
What the fuck guys.
That guy who died in his rocket: turns out he was scamming the flat earth community to fund his daredeviling the whole time. A true hero of a madlad.
Cool
_HE JUST HAD TO DISSAPEAR WITH THE MONEY HE SENT A EMPTY ROCKET_
I love your username.
@@infiniteoctopaw aw thanks..... MEGATRON?!
Team rocket blasting off again
Did he actually sensor coronavirus?
If CZcams Demonetizes someone for saying coronavirus there must be something really wrong with them.
Yes and yes
Yes and yes.
Yes and yes.
Yes and yes
What didn't you know? Saying "Corona Virus" will automatically get you demonitized, as decreed by the CZcams overlord Susan.
17:51 this is the one that made me died of laughter, it caught me so off guard
But they said they didn't want you to commit suicide...
I haven't seen the second part before
15:03
For those who don't know, this character is named Beau, you can easily find her by looking up "Beau Bear" or something along the lines of that. The artist has other characters as well and makes very spicy content. Whoever sees this, you are welcome.
Thanks
Dam I was wondering ofc for a science project tho
@@death5484 me too
why are you welcoming me?!?
I have been cursed.
Not all heroes wear capes
When the quiet kid yells Kobe and he’s holding a Grenade pin.
@@renatoeldeskisiao2452 cuboom
@@renatoeldeskisiao2452 but Bros before hoes
When you’re on a helicopter and the pilot yells “K o b e!”
but misses the teacher just like kobes helicopter
Juan Coronado oof
EzPz: I'm Zach and welcome back to EzPz.
Emkay: I'm Zach and welcome back to Emkay.
*both have identical background music, topics, and similar voices*
Maybe they are distant cousins
Well they're the same channel. Different name though. EmKay Damien even said he slapped Zach once. (Or it was a different narrator)
This scares me
Maybe they are brothers?
They both taste the same . .
_
"are you ready to make the world a better place?"
"I'm ready to oof myself"
" *Great that's what we're all here at the ZPD!* "
I guess they didn't expect that.
*please dont*
Please don't
I a m a s k i n g y o u t o r e f r a I n f r o m t h e a c t o f e n d I n g o n e s o w n l i f e f o r I w o u l d h o l d a l a r g e g u I l t f o r t h e r e s t o f m y l i f e
Este_ The_R
It was an auto response to whatever a person says, they must have come across to read it and see that, and say please don’t before it’s too late
Maybe they said that because the guy’s response had ‘I’m ready’ in it.
I will out of spite
7:29 Actually, most grenades are pressure release, so you would have 5 seconds to get the hell out of the toilet after it comes out of you. Talk about explosive diarrhoea
15:02 me a cultured man: "hey, I've seen this one"
Apparently we can't post links so the artist is Luxuriass on twitter
Vik Nik link?
@Ze Spy Crab don't blame the man he just wanted the sauce
I am mildly disappointed in this comment section now...
@@V1kN1k I think I need my eyes bleached. It's worse than seeing Astolfo.
@@catsareyes6446 same
Imagine the coke dog after Eating Mentos just become a Pomeranian
Arron Caja wtf
@Arron Caja What the fuck are you, chinese
Bomberanian
@Arron Caja It was a joke
@@biggiealop6625 *Rimshot*
11:01
"Lizards can't be sexy"
Salazzle: Am I a joke to you?
I mean, damn Sallazle, why did GameFreak decide to make you like that? I don't have complains, but still.
Yep
I had to fucking leave the aloha region because of that lizard
not gonna lie, I feel bad for that judie hopps at the end, she must have had a freaking heart attack seeing her next response (please don't) that must have been a traumatic experience if you think about it on her pov
2:13 the ears on the bus can hear your screams hear your screams hear your screams but the bus gets off to that
SucculentPriest you put the time-stamp right after the post goes away, you should put it at 2:01
The ears on the bus hear you nut to them, nut to them nut to them.*
The people on the bus will eat you up, eat you up, the people on the bus will eat you up, every single part
I thought that too and I just saw this lol, its hilarious
@@bigmendi3444 holy shit what the fuck is going on here
18:00 if he actually did commit suicide, his family would have something to be able to sue them, thats why their probably spamming please don't.
I know but the fucking emotion of worry you sense from every one of the "please don't" messages makes me crack up.
Hmm, money you say?
I thought the zootopia one would have a sex comment
Judy does noy want to get sued and go to jail, she wants more fox milk
its meme
2:03 the ears on the bus can hear you moan-
Ahhh~~
The ears on the bus can hear your screams hear your screams
@@Yvngkid_ 😏😏😏
@@heisenberg6383 yes
The Driver on the bus makes you cant leave, makes sure you cant leave, makes you cant leave, The Driver on the bus makes you cant leave, Until you die!
"We throw bayonets and planes at them. They dropped the Sun on us... TWICE"
Nugget, is that a reference to; TheRussianBadger
As a Filipino, I think those two suns were fair to shut them up.
You cannot run forever nugget
10:17 That is a quality Big Smoke impression.
Not gonna lie I actually laughed at that last one.
Please don’t
@@buddymmx3936
Just please imagine
*P L E A S E D O N T*
The spam got me
P L E A S E. D O N T
My face hurts from smiling, i can't see from all the tears and my voice is gone from laughing so much. This video is amazing and painful.
Random Fact:
Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch television for 3 hours.
5:52 Everytime someone gets locked in a basement austrians are involved.
(STUDENT)William Giles its really disrespectful to bring your mother into this
@(STUDENT)William Giles Please GKYS.
Plot twist. It's impossible to be in a basement in Australia because Australia is upside down therefore your actually in the roof the whole time. All you need to do is break a whole in the wall then you'll be on top of the house
@@Cantguardtike Austrians. AUSTRIANS!
@@lordbanetheplayer8844
Okay, that was EPIC! Lol
15:05 oh hey that's me (the one who said skin)
haz q you know the name of the post or directly the link of it? Thank you in advance
Count me too but why don't remove the hair bows?
@@francescolatorre3485 here you go
@@hazq3282 i love you so much
Oh... thought you were talkin bout the pic
2:55
I was laughing so hard but when he said Jesus also got crossed I’ve never held in a laugh so hard in my life
Ellen: so I heard you like the walking dead
Me: oh god no...
0:55 I've never been so grossed out by a post before. Like, ever
Grotesquely wholesome.
You spelled *aroused* wrong
@@nekomeep7889 YES
@@Omintyr OH MY GOD WHY MY MAN WHY
@@wellyesbut...9444 BECAUSE I CAN
1:06 This chicken is the strongest in the world because he can say the *N-WORD.*
when the chicken dies, it will be the only skeleton with the *N-WORD PASS*
Charmatic _YT Anyone can take it away by just cumming though. Then they become *w h i t e*
Please GKYS.
I’ll be right behind you ;)
@@charmatic_yt2195 Ok, so you'll do it soon?
Hey that bus is going to be looking for a soul in my body forever, because I don’t have one
10:30
Deadman deadman come alive, when I count to the number 5.
I did mummy mummy as a kid since it was “less scary”
It's all fun in games till the Deadman don't come alive
@@grassisoverrated fuck fuck, you guys made me summon hitler.
I actually had to pause to recover after the “they’re hanging out” comment
And that’s the story of hangman
@@jinxneo bruh lmao
@@beetleknight4661 😎
That is what happens when you lose hang man
I just noticed that the game "finger him" sound's different after puberty.
you don’t play that with your sister too?
The bus meme made me laugh so hard that the soda I was drinking came squiring out of my nose.
Feeling good....
why isn't he allowed to say corona virus and AIDS wtf CZcams these are real things not swears😑
good vid tho
No you can get demonetize for saying those words... yeah CZcams is dumb
12:23 april DID have a coffin meme...
That last one got me "dead"
Yup, the last one's totally killing it
13:16 bruh this one made me laugh so hard I spat out my drink
I finished the “Legs on the bus” song UwU
The legs on the bus go step step step, step step step, step step step!
The nose on the bus can smell your fear, smell your fear, smell your fear!
The eyes on the bus can see your soul, see your soul, see your soul all the way down!
The ears on the bus can hear your screams, hear your screams, hear your screams!
The mouth on the bus can eat you whole, eat you whole, eat you whole!
Being on the bus means your in hell, because your D E A D!
the fact you saud uwu..
@@equanimoux1077 yes
the last one is gold
3:37
A DEER WITH A STAND???!!!
No
It has a " stand" because it has an arrow inside of it which is a jojos bizarre adventure
Reference
can u not.
The ending part showed how some workers actually care about their customers though it can also be because they dont want to take the blame for his death and be sent to jail.
The 2 full pages of "please don't" got me
5:28
Ellen: so I hear you want to be deadpool
Boom, *Cancer*
I heard you like diablo
@@Omintyr o h n o
Without the pool.
3:05
If I can't tell anybody, I'll record it and post it online. Share it with everyone I know. Make it a family event.
A family event? You mean an ORGY?
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 No, not exactly, but that's even better!
I just had the time of my life. My father and I were watching CZcams together, but because my family is Italian, and we moved to an English speaking country. My bother and I were able to learn English through primary and high school but my parents are having a rough time understanding so when the first r/cursedcomment was shown my father did not understand. I didn't know how to explain it to him so I asked my bother while reading it out loud to him. He then said "You know Bill Gates? Well hes gay." My father still didn't understand so i translated the part where he talks about Bill biting his lips and twirling his hair. We all started laughing we were crying and my father was still so confused XD
The ears on the bus can hear your screams, hear your screams
3:25 that’s the most metal thing I’ve seen in years
The zootopia one made me wheeze quietly like someone was choking me.
11:36 maybe I’ll drink the inside fluids?
I saw the title, and was like "Aww that's cute" but didn't read the rest.
I read it and immediately burst out laughing.
You mean saw the image?
I hope whoever was Judy at the end is alright, like goddamn imagine the stress from that
Nobody:
The nuts that got busted in Chernobyl: мы хотим вернуться в отца
you're a genius dude XD
Fish did you look at the traduction of the Russian sentence ?
_we want to return to father_
I know this sounds petty but thank you for the likes I’ve never gotten this many
Big Mistake Lol don’t worry it was genius and made me laugh so your comment was good
10:20 Damnn you actually have a great Big Smoke Voice
I'm going flying today. It will be breath taking
12:17 that's neptune
Our tune
ME tune
0:21 the fact that my name is sallie and that person's name is sally makes me realize how dumb sally's are 😌🙃
That’s some r/kamikazebywords stuff right here.
The last one made my ass fly off with laughter
So I just bought a PS3 to play Gran Turismo 5 to feel nostalgia. Sat here for 7 hours waiting. The power went out when it was on 97%
Ellen: so I heard you like Hollow Knight?
Me: *oh no-*
9:05 He seems like an experienced guy
Wonderful Username
My mom yelling at me for eating the chocolate that was provided in the outlet for the 3rd time:
10:20 I don't see how this is cursed. He's a man of culture.
3:12
Jsab, why tf would i not wanna live in a world where everything is musical and everything is easy to draw?
15:06 how the first fur coat was made
15:02 ngl luxurias makes pretty good hentai, minus some futa
I saw the waving children one on reddit. The sign is in an area where there are no children living around. There aren't any schools or placed that children would hang out either. The comments have concluded that there is a population of -2 children in this area. It was on r/nosleep, I believe.
The ears on the bus can hear your screams, hear your screams, hear your screams, the ears on the bus can hear your screams, and really loves it.
2:10 the ears on the bus hear your every move, every move, every move
The people on the bus are terrified, terrified, terrified.
The hair on the bus snakes around, snakes around, snakes around.
The brain in the drivers seat is going to commit mass murder, commit mass murder, commit mass murder.
The ears on the bus hear you nut to them, nut to them nut to them.*
The ears on the bus hear you scream, *hear you scream* *hear you scream*
The eyes on the bus are watching you, watching you, watching you!
_all day _*_long_*
"Joke's on them, I'm about to take a dump in the urinals right now." got me laughing so hard
*There appears to be a problem, I thought today was that of an average night and day, but it was not, for there is joy within my soul today due to this comedy that has approached me.*
7:51 "Jimmy do you have enough for the whole class?"
Guy who needs 69,420 subs r/cursedcomments
Jimmy- I’d be sharing it it if I had fucking enough for the class
I have 30 human brain burgers
Yep got enough rounds to give them
That “forbidden Cheeto” one didn’t age to well
Yea to crunchy
Yo so at the very beginning with the flat earth guy, he actually was in a race against others across the country to “get into space” and he used flat earthers to gain popularity
12:36 I have used this owl as my school computer avatar for the last 3 years and now I know why I liked it
Sorry 12:30
Hello everyone how are you doing in quarantine
MasterXChief05 now I’m scared because how weird people can get
Mainly the bus
OH MY GOD ITS SANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding we know its not sans
Im doing pretty good
What's that behind you
11:31
Mcchicken probably has a 14 inch dragon wang and those thunder hips that can thrust 40 times in 5 seconds with the force of a crashing meteorite, mcchicken is an absolute unit
we need more people like you in r/animemes my good sir. join the subreddit that this post was made in.
Excuse me what the fuck?
This is the true r/cursedcomments
Sarah Randall thanks for the compliment.
@@masterofadapting I shouldn't have said that. Please delete this so I don't have to think about winged-lizard cocks.
Daaamn man, your big smoke impression was on point. Nice
" the legs on the bus go step step step, Step step step!"
"The nose on the bus can smell ur fear, smell ur fear!"
mine: "The ears on the bus can hear u scream, hear u scream!"
"The eyes on the bus can see your soul,
ALL
THE
WAY
D O W N."
souls on the bus go scream scream scream
@@explosion_tsar4449 Oh, so these are the screams the ears on the bus hears
The shlong in the bus spins round and round.
10:37 damn, grandpa's ashes would be everywhere
Artblock r/cursed comments
0:23 had subtitles on and instead of guess I'll die there was GAS I'll die.
What a coincidence
If you are what you eat - don't eat me; you'll just get anxiety and get depressed
I read the title as “nurse condiments” and im honestly impressed my brain is talented enough to misread that badly
9:36 ay that picture was taken in whitewater, wi. Its still there lmao.
0:30 can’t say Corona Virus , says condom.....
HunterCivilianPlays that’s youtube for ya.
Slice of bread. I wonder if CZcams actually cares about “corona virus” because every news channel definitely says it and every channel from cars to art to comedy and more say it
2:12 don't forget that the ears on the bus can hear you enteral screams.
"What are you doing stepbro?"
Are people so dumb that they can't even remember someone's name...?
Well, some people are so dumb that they censor Coronavirus but don't censor Pornhub...
2:08
I have seen too much. That image no longer instills or evokes fear in me.
That was a nose? I thought it was a duck's mouth.
2:43 the bat is now hiding in fear of being eaten by Ozzy Osbourne
I’m not the kind of guy that laughs a lot but I died while watching this
10:20
"In which of your 3 chins did you tattoed that?"
"The 5th"
"The what?"
3:11 Well hey, at least the Deer now has a STANDO.
3:29 *Daddy plant*
The patriarch version of Mother Nature
That kobe one made me laugh constantly 5 days later I'm still laughing
You do realize that the swastika is a holy symbol in Hinduism , and a mad man with a funny mustache used it as propaganda
The last one made me smile
7:34 I laughed way too long at this.
You just KNOW that the last one was an automatic response so when they realized what he said they panicked
Fun fact: The guy in the intro, that daredevil guy, was faking believing in flat earth to get funds to build a rocket. Greatest plot twist in history.