5:13 Me, working as a nurse is actually saying this. When I come in the room to check the patients blood pressure or something I will ask how the feel and I they have pain. And when they say they are fine and have no pain I’ll be like „well then... why are you here?“ (I just do that with patients who will get the joke and it makes them smile)
While yes onion rings have the shape of a doughnut a doughnut is well dough and nuts...so what onion rings have you been eating with dough and nuts in them?
No one actually disliked it. Some sweaty nerd set up a bot to downvote everyone he is subscribed to and they are all over youtube. That's the only way stuff like that actually happens. In extremely rare cases, people will rage out from getting a notification, and dislike for that reason also, either way, it's obvious you are being judgmental casting your 'like' before watching the content of something.
8:28 in all reality, if this actually happens to you, you are most likely using a scientific calculator, if you are there’s actually a tiny button that says S->D, if you click it it’ll give you the actual answer
@Kyledevon Nightcore no one dislikes videos that quickly, it's almost always a bot designed to do this, or a person raging at getting a notification itself because they are that petty. thats my opinion.
4:10 as someone with tetrachromacy, this angers me and me alone because I'm the only one who knows for 100% sure that those are the same exact thing. SEEING THINGS THAT OTHERS DONT CAN BE ENRAGING
10:06 Female: please put ketchup on the shopping list. Male: ok. no problem. Later... Male: hmmm, I can’t read a damn word of this. Me: but where did he get the ketchup...?
Heavy machines like chainsaws and table saws are very dangerous. If your not afraid of them you need to take a step back and rethink things before you lose a limb
9:44 I swear to you all I was seeing that iris with the part that is missing, like a full iris, I was thinking that the misshaped part was that wasn't round when the comment below said "pie chart" I somehow stopped seeing it all black and see that piece that is missing, I thought it was an edit but nope it wasn't
I'm honestly happy that The Predator is coming back. Ever since Predator Hunting Grounds came out I've been hearing a lot more people talk about them and as a long time fan I've been very happy.
At 5:13 this happened to me. Like 4 years ago I went to the hospital because of a virus I had and the doctor said "hi, how are you" and I said I'm good thanks and she said "then why are you here"
8:14 there actually is a pitch black mode for discord called AMOLED. Basically, if you spam click the dark mode button on anything except for iOS, it unlocks the AMOLED mode and the background is pitch black.
Thanos would do nothing for the universe because getting rid of half of ALL living things would still leave the same percentage of people and creatures hungry because all food was once living
8:20 it is accualy possible to have pitch black mode on mobile, if you tap the dark mode option in the appearance settings 5 times in a row an option for pich black mode will appear
Me: "I'm Indonesian"
Someone: "Where do you live?"
Me: "I live in agony."
I live In ______________________________________________________________________
Hint Ikui
@@ncpdswordshielddivision2240 on earth?
Halo kawan
“SPEAK ENGLISH”
“what are you gonna do if I don’t?”
_”uh…”_
@bullsballs yeah same 😂
bullsballs “I’ll give you 10 seconds to get your no-good keister outta here. 1, 2, 10”
Maria Ross l,b,n oe cjoshfAmzcm
sorry i mean yeah
@@richardphelps5495 did you just have a stroke?
Fun Fact: Bookkeeper is the only word with three double letters in a row.
@@mello_the_cat lies
Bookkeeping
R/madlad
@@MrGOOMBAGUY nice
@@mello_the_cat no you are smort
"Puuoyevigannogreven"
Spelled backward made you dissapointed
U trolled us with ur photo and with the comment. Congratulations
I hate you so much xD
Sid i just get rickrolled by a CZcams comment
I knew it
CZcams Traveler ok you emkay wannabe
2:36, as a car guy, I can conform that there is no such thing as blinker fluid, it was just a joke to mess with non-car people
He's lucky someone even said happy birthday to him
Happy birthday
Unhappy and depressing birth day to him
Technically, if your house is on springs, it doesn't jump. It bounces.
lol I imagine a house bouncing around the neighborhood crushing everyone alive
My God. It's a house crossed with....
A SPACE HOPPER!!!!
RUUUNNNNNN!!!!!
Not to be confused with it's larger cousin....
The bouncy castle! 😂
The springs are in the legs
I heard that if your house jumps, it can jump.
I’m getting back to school ads and I want to die now
Same bro
Then go commit not breathe
Ikrins Ye i see-
@@the1nf3r10rone no ur blind
Same
Imagine being so conservative to the point of not liking other languages
Hey hey hey, don't lump all of us in with those idiots that don't understand that other people can speak other languages
Speaking of other languages did you see me at 12:14
The Emerald Creeper every like is every person who cares
👇
@@NoGoodNames0 lol, ok
The Emerald Creeper nobody honestly cares man sorry
1:52 was posted on my birthday so that’s cool
Happy late birthday ? 😅🙂
I knew... I always knew
4:44 was posted on my birthday
0:46 que "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" meme
"any average house" I want to see a jumping house
If all castles are home, then a bouncy castle might be the answer to your question.
@@3ctjhseolere oh yea I didn't think of that
@@quantumfoxgaming2722 Baba yaga
Can someone tell me what the thing is with “dog backwards is backwards”
If you spell dog backwards, then it's backwards
SaylxFN oh God why did I not get that 😅
@@Saylx Oh okay!
dog spelled backwards, is you just writing the word dog but backwards
G O D is just backwards
6:21 Someone needs to tell this kid that this is a *Mathematics Exam* not an _English Exam_
Nobody noticed that it’s “exercise 58”
Me: puts cabbage on my foots.
Cabbage guy from Atla: MY CABBAGES!!!
5:13
Me, working as a nurse is actually saying this. When I come in the room to check the patients blood pressure or something I will ask how the feel and I they have pain. And when they say they are fine and have no pain I’ll be like „well then... why are you here?“
(I just do that with patients who will get the joke and it makes them smile)
imagine u commiting so many sins, that you see doomslayer at the end of corridor with a chainsaw
imagine being so low to dislike troll someone
HOW COULD YOU
IT WAS YOUUU!
I did that to you
@@africkingupsidedownmountai7362 y u y u bully me
@@luisangelponce4892 just because
Just noticed the video was just uploaded and I thought "I'm pretty sure I've watched this one" right before I checked
that is because all reddit videos are exactly the same
I literally watched the pathetic elevator chime yesterday, it’s a good laugh, sounds like a dying cat
I got happy when I clicked on the video and heard David. I love his voice so much!
Aw heck yeah, I love this subreddit
This is one of the subreddits of all time
Why
Do
I
Love
His
Voice
?
Why
am
i
alive
?
Dude sounds like he’s about to destroy the middle class.
While yes onion rings have the shape of a doughnut a doughnut is well dough and nuts...so what onion rings have you been eating with dough and nuts in them?
its only been a few seconds after the video been uploaded and someone has already disliked it
Well what can you expect from humans on the internet
@@rockythewerepuppy2253 i am now sad
@@luisangelponce4892 dont be sad man not all humans are bad
No one actually disliked it. Some sweaty nerd set up a bot to downvote everyone he is subscribed to and they are all over youtube. That's the only way stuff like that actually happens. In extremely rare cases, people will rage out from getting a notification, and dislike for that reason also, either way, it's obvious you are being judgmental casting your 'like' before watching the content of something.
No its been 1 week
Jasper: Rocks are rocks.
Metal Jasper: What.
Demonic Autumn: Gems are gems
"Wait the pool on the titanic still has water in it."
"Always has been."
*Dramatic music
I've seen the "this needs to be reposted" one
Actually, that antelope can’t jump higher than the average house. That is, if you include House Georg.
Sakurai: I will only bring in original video game characters.
Lightning McQueen: It's showtime.
Boss: Fires random Client
His Brain: KEEP ON FIRING!
8:28 in all reality, if this actually happens to you, you are most likely using a scientific calculator, if you are there’s actually a tiny button that says S->D, if you click it it’ll give you the actual answer
13:58 wrong my friend has pissed on two of our other friend and we're all still friends
That certainly says... something. Not sure what, though.
1:12 "the average house" does this mean there is this mythical house out there that can jump?
Fun fact- Your casket that your being buried in is the only place you entered but never left. Unless you think about your house in quarantine lol
12:14
i know that person
now he's famous and idk what to do with this information
I know him too!
rya! i also know you!!
Oh wow! I know all of you
at this point you guys are stalking me
Just fyi discord has a "dark" mode u just spam the dark mode until it shows up, your welcome ;)
just go to settings ... or just spam and “dark” will appear...
Same with light mode.
Fyi they removed the light mode :)
When it becomes *a p p a r e n t* is a dad joke in itself
David and jack are my favourite narrators for this channel and emkay and I don’t know why, but I just get so excited when one of them narrates!!!!
6:01 no, they’re pronounced “sss”, “kah”, and “shh”
3 minutes and 1 dislike
Haters are subscribed
@Kyledevon Nightcore no one dislikes videos that quickly, it's almost always a bot designed to do this, or a person raging at getting a notification itself because they are that petty. thats my opinion.
4:10 as someone with tetrachromacy, this angers me and me alone because I'm the only one who knows for 100% sure that those are the same exact thing.
SEEING THINGS THAT OTHERS DONT CAN BE ENRAGING
David: Ditto
Me: *Gasp in Pikachu*
Wait how is dog spelled backwards backwards. I'm confused rn
1:44
Because dog spelled backwards is the word dog but it’s backwards, therefore, dog backwards is backwards
12:50 „I got your love letters corrected the grammar and send them back“ -the music or the misery by falloutboy
Guy at party: guys look i got stabbed in the gut
Everyone: *looks at his belly botton*
If you speaking in a diffrent language to someone and someone else tells you to speak english, they just really want to eavesdrop.
8:27 he revealed it, he is Dream. He laughed the same as Dream does
Edit: again at 9:58
Cannot confirm. A ready teapot noise is not found.
10:17
That's my meme lmfao.
I wanna see proof now lol
2:16
"Friends are like birds, they die if you kill them"
So, People die when they are killed?
*No, they don’t*
Ditto: ditto!
Blind person: WHO SAID THAT?!
The ODDS of me watching your video then you upload....
The fact that my dad has sent these to me earlier is even more terrifying
no you entered the hospital, YOU JUST ENTERED IN SOMEONE ELSE
9:07 Harry Potter under Cloak, Predator, John Cena and Drax, when is standing so incredibly still, he becomes invisible to the human eye.
Game: press any key to continue
me: presses alt+f4
Game:
Him: I’m a “dad joke” lover...
Me: Wait till this guy meets Patton from Sanders Sides
If a burglar attempts to steal a grandfather clock, he is taking a long time
The Hospital may be the only place you leave without actually entering but the ground is the only place you enter without leaving when you die
I can't stop laughing at the Doctor one
This is the best subreddit *change my mind*
“Nothing starts with N and ends with G”
Me: what about nag and nagging, they start with Ns and end with Gs
Uh, so does nothing...
@@ruthdeckman9781 It took me awhile to get the joke when I first saw it 😅
@@G0HOME 😆 ngl me too. It might be because im tired. I usually get jokes like that right away!
@@ruthdeckman9781 Heh, yeah, it was about 2 or 3 where I’m at
@@G0HOME that makes it understandable then.
I love that this sub is just full of dad jokes
10:06
Female: please put ketchup on the shopping list.
Male: ok. no problem.
Later...
Male: hmmm, I can’t read a damn word of this.
Me: but where did he get the ketchup...?
The elevator chime is AWESOME! I repeat: AWESOME!
常にされています
David's laugh makes me happy.
Heavy machines like chainsaws and table saws are very dangerous. If your not afraid of them you need to take a step back and rethink things before you lose a limb
Those dad jokes tho....👌 perfection
david sounds so friendly i rlly wanna be his friend
9:10 ALL THE WASHING MACHINE SOCKS THAT WENT MISSING
The trumpet bgm got me to think there's mosquito around me
I'd make a great dad, I have all the dad jokes.
9:44 I swear to you all
I was seeing that iris with the part that is missing, like a full iris, I was thinking that the misshaped part was that wasn't round
when the comment below said "pie chart" I somehow stopped seeing it all black and see that piece that is missing, I thought it was an edit but nope it wasn't
Gotta love the youtube algorithm, he was doing the segment about bleach and a ad interrupted...it was for lysol bleach detergent
8:50 Fun fact: if you were to enter a building, and that building were to demolish around you, the counter would go back to zero
Don't worry, David; I like dad jokes, too.
I'm honestly happy that The Predator is coming back. Ever since Predator Hunting Grounds came out I've been hearing a lot more people talk about them and as a long time fan I've been very happy.
12:46 I have a plan for the ultimate Rick roll
EzPz is the weird cousin to Emkay that asks you weird stuff at family reunions
This always makes me smile. Thx for the video.
R/mademesmile
11:40
Nonparticipating 2). Nonmanufacturing 3). ...
Nephrectomizing 2). Notwithstanding 3). ...
Noninteracting 2). Nonthreatening 3). ...
Nightclubbing 2). Nonincreasing 3). ...
Newspapering 2). Neutralizing 3). ...
Nondividing 2). Nonteaching 3). ...
Novelizing 2). Nonplusing 3). ...
Neutering 2). Nonmoving 3).
@1:18
Press anywhere to continue
Nobody:
Me:presses air
8:52
Astronauts:
Are you sure about that?
Wait, what is your first channel
Happi Attack
Gone, reduced to atoms
Ok it’s solar the terrarian creeper
I forgot the password tho
Them: Nothing starts with n and ends with g
Me an intellectual: Nutmeg
"Nobody is born cool" .... except a stillborn....
At 5:13 this happened to me. Like 4 years ago I went to the hospital because of a virus I had and the doctor said "hi, how are you" and I said I'm good thanks and she said "then why are you here"
3:15 the cat is cake.
silver_mimikyu 543 ok idc pic.twitter.com/bSFlGWXsuX
I smoke air and Doctors say I have 60 years left to live
out of all the videos I have watched this was certainly one of them.
8:14 there actually is a pitch black mode for discord called AMOLED. Basically, if you spam click the dark mode button on anything except for iOS, it unlocks the AMOLED mode and the background is pitch black.
If the 1977 signal was the wow signal, it was from a microwave.
wii console, will smith, wii console, will smith got me weak
David if dad jokes gets you, that means you are dad material. That is better than boyfriend material imo
Thanos would do nothing for the universe because getting rid of half of ALL living things would still leave the same percentage of people and creatures hungry because all food was once living
8:20 on mobile, if you repeatedly tap the dark mode, you get AMOLED something something mode, which is in fact, pitch black mode
8:20 it is accualy possible to have pitch black mode on mobile, if you tap the dark mode option in the appearance settings 5 times in a row an option for pich black mode will appear
Taking a bullet for someone is dumb you know if you have enough time to jump in front of him/her they have enough time to move
the more you know
“Snowflakes are like friends when you pee on them they leave”
You can’t pee on friends if you have no friends
大丈夫団塊世代
The thumbnail got me questioning if that person wants another person to repost it or repost it