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  • The best posts from the top of r/FacePalm on Reddit
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  • @Saikoes
    @Saikoes Před 4 lety +2871

    As a Chinese person, I welcome non-Chinese people coming to Chinese restaurants.

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 Před 4 lety +531

    Me: Aww man I was gonna commit some crime at 5:30pm. I guess I’ll have to move it to 7pm Friday.

    • @fishyboopkins65
      @fishyboopkins65 Před 4 lety +20

      May I join

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 Před 4 lety +23

      Hey my schedule says im free that time wanna commit some arson or are you more into robbing

    • @anyflippingthing
      @anyflippingthing Před 4 lety +1

      Pretty sure that's fake. It's clearly a UK sign and almost certainly was originally No Parking.

    • @randomfluffkingt.9364
      @randomfluffkingt.9364 Před 4 lety +6

      Fishy Boopkins of course

    • @randomfluffkingt.9364
      @randomfluffkingt.9364 Před 4 lety +6

      dread riot Yeah some Arson sound good right about now ngl

  • @ryun.8072
    @ryun.8072 Před 4 lety +150

    6:57
    "wait… it's all texas?"
    "always has been…"

    • @Notatitanmain
      @Notatitanmain Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @oceanlover1705
      @oceanlover1705 Před 3 lety

      Lmfao

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 Před 3 lety +2

      As an American, I can say for certainty that it's the exact opposite. Texas is the US, but California is Canada, and all the rest of us are in the middle, lmao.

    • @litbladexd8040
      @litbladexd8040 Před 3 lety +2

      @@WaterVolt1917 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie. ( I nearly did r/woosh)

    • @WaterVolt1917
      @WaterVolt1917 Před 3 lety

      @@litbladexd8040 That was kind of my intention, lol!

  • @AriaCodfish
    @AriaCodfish Před 4 lety +467

    “Do you know what cultural appropriation is?”
    _Yes, and I can say for certain that you don’t_

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 Před 4 lety +14

      Most of the people that Reeee about cultural appropriation are mindless SJWs (not true progressives) that do not comprehend the issues of racism/discrimination and just put forth what they think is an effort that is actually counterproductive.

    • @AriaCodfish
      @AriaCodfish Před 4 lety +15

      Andrew Olson
      But actually that’s not what it is. It’s sometimes dumbed down to “white people wearing cultural outfits is bad” but it’s more for a very specific kind of issue.
      Which is using culture to perpetuate stereotypes, or to use cultures to boost ego. (Like performative allyship) “I am using this culture! Look at how woke I am”. And using culture as a quick way to earn cash.
      The original meaning does get lost at times, so much so that I had to do a lot of research into what a lot of people thought it was. Here was the basis for it.
      And I will admit that sometimes people call out cultural appropriation at times where it wasn’t present, but the original arguments seem like valid complaints.

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 Před 4 lety +13

      @@AriaCodfish today, in 2020, I would wager 90+% of claims of cultural appropriation are made by Twitter users that don't have a clue what they're talking about. I never meant to imply that it isn't real.

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 Před 3 lety +5

      @@andrewolson5471 im 99% sure that guy was taking the piss..

    • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
      @ILikeToLaughAtYou Před 3 lety +1

      I’ll say it. It’s not real.

  • @ESPmrBrough
    @ESPmrBrough Před 4 lety +718

    Norwegians whne no haves butter: *smør-panik*
    Norwegians whne haves butter: *kalm*

    • @shiny2575
      @shiny2575 Před 4 lety +26

      Did you just have a stroke

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka Před 4 lety +9

      Honestly same

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans Před 4 lety +25

      dread riot I have a feeling English is not this persons first language. That or they’re totally memeing.

    • @RaggenBlubbefisk
      @RaggenBlubbefisk Před 4 lety +8

      I am norwegian

    • @cursedbluecheese
      @cursedbluecheese Před 4 lety +5

      Tobe Evans or both

  • @jaylo3435
    @jaylo3435 Před 4 lety +342

    4:41 as a Chinese Malaysian, I give you permission to have good noodles when quarantine ends

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh Před 4 lety +3

      Can I also please have the noodle pass?

    • @jaylo3435
      @jaylo3435 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Mark-hp9bh Everyone can except racist, the entitled, protesters and the people who think they are very smorr

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh Před 4 lety

      @@jaylo3435 YESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Mark-hp9bh
      @Mark-hp9bh Před 4 lety

      @@jaylo3435 thanks

    • @Solarianv3
      @Solarianv3 Před 4 lety

      noodles and orange chicken

  • @emelychoi958
    @emelychoi958 Před 4 lety +96

    As a norwegian, I want to say that "we ran out of butter" is "vi er tomme for smør" in norwegian, now you know!

    • @ashleyholland2683
      @ashleyholland2683 Před 3 lety +3

      Oh ok

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 Před 3 lety

      Sounds weird

    • @whiterunguard3755
      @whiterunguard3755 Před 3 lety +3

      la oss kjøpe noe mer smør da for faen

    • @QuirrelSquad
      @QuirrelSquad Před 3 lety +1

      Butter could be used as lube so saying we ran out of lubrication could still mean you ran out of butter

    • @thephantomknyte5759
      @thephantomknyte5759 Před 3 lety +1

      @@QuirrelSquad yea but butter can be used as lube. Lube can not be used as butter. Unless ur brave enough, the in-video sentence was still wrong

  • @norwegiangigachad
    @norwegiangigachad Před 3 lety +15

    2:37 as a Norwegian 11 year old boy I am very disappointed in ourselves because we opened the fridge like: hvor i helvete er all smøret får faen!

  • @0krazy257
    @0krazy257 Před 4 lety +782

    This is what cannibals would say

  • @epsilon-eleven
    @epsilon-eleven Před 4 lety +402

    So, what I want to know is how the person screaming about Chinese restaurants being for Chinese people only doesn't know that 1) that's pretty racist & presumptuous Itself, and 2) most food in Chinese restaurants is actually American in origin (to cater to Westerners) and not authentic Chinese cuisine.
    I will happily call someone out for actual cultural appropriation, but that person just seems like a Karen who latched onto the fringier parts of Tumblr.

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble Před 4 lety +11

      @Jackie Tearie yep! My sister was in China for business for a few weeks and she said American Chinese food was so sugary.

    • @jaylo3435
      @jaylo3435 Před 4 lety +19

      As a Chinese Malaysian, I give everyone ( excluding racist, the entitled, protesters and people who think they are very smort)the permission to eat good noodles when quarantine ends

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans Před 4 lety +3

      Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. You think it’s ok, just because you serve a certain kind of food, to turn away...anybody?!?! I hope I’m just brain farting, and that’s not what you’re saying. I mean, a blanket order “nobody is allowed to eat at restaurants” is ok, because it affects everyone equally, anything else is not ok, right? Do I not know the whole story behind this sign? What’s going on?

    • @nicandknacksandseans
      @nicandknacksandseans Před 4 lety +2

      Like is it poorly translated? Does it mean “infected people” rather that “persons of African descent?” Like I’m trying to understand here!

    • @Yuruble
      @Yuruble Před 4 lety +3

      @@nicandknacksandseans Where are you getting that?

  • @Niseandryt
    @Niseandryt Před 4 lety +28

    8:49 I think the editor put a "just flip it?" they can't flip it, the door knob it's not in the middle of the door, if they flips it then they would have to reinstall the hollow where the latch rest, thus the door knob will be higher than it should be

    • @missingkittie7184
      @missingkittie7184 Před 3 lety +2

      Your pfp matches perfectly lol

    • @JupiterCrusher
      @JupiterCrusher Před 3 lety

      you need to be featured in this video

    • @JoeZUGOOLA
      @JoeZUGOOLA Před 2 lety

      Thank you

    • @--Dannyman--
      @--Dannyman-- Před 3 měsíci

      No, they didn't mean flip it sideways. They meant flip it Forward

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt Před 3 měsíci

      @@--Dannyman-- still, wouldn't the door knob end up higher than expected, it isn't exactly in the middle of the door, it is lower than that

  • @x_dragondrawz_x5278
    @x_dragondrawz_x5278 Před 3 lety +2

    0:53
    My Heart: *Trauma*
    My Brain: *Torture*
    My Stomach: *TACOS*

  • @dylanthegamer7233
    @dylanthegamer7233 Před 4 lety +592

    I like how he says stupid Canadians while he shows an American hockey team

  • @FloweredAngelFilms
    @FloweredAngelFilms Před 4 lety +151

    12:23 Out of the three times I've seen this appear in various videos, you're the first reddit-reading youtuber that has noticed that the picture is not, in fact, a mango. (It's a mandarin orange) The fact that you actually paused and remarked that it wasn't a mango was oddly satisfying. You were the only one that I've seen stop and go "wait a minute, that's not right" -- Thank you!

    • @nutella_wewerehere
      @nutella_wewerehere Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao how did the others not notice?

    • @vloggerbonakid6178
      @vloggerbonakid6178 Před 3 lety

      I...I think some do,but they don't insert it in their videos...
      Either that,or they really mistook an orange for the joke of the whole thing,mango---Wait,how is that a facepalm, exactly?

  • @kennyryan3176
    @kennyryan3176 Před 3 lety +2

    Recently attended a funeral for a girl my cousin was good friends with. She came back to attend said funeral and after it ends and there getting ready to go, my cousin’s teacher goes up to her and first thing he does is ask her when she’s returning her text book for him.

  • @neutralball1099
    @neutralball1099 Před 4 lety +11

    13:05
    This woman is the type of person to say “1+1=11”

  • @bogfinken
    @bogfinken Před 4 lety +46

    "Water is oxygen for dolphins"
    Wtf?!?

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Před 4 lety +5

      So Sad.
      It'd be slightly more accurate if the person had said "fish"... But still wrong of course. But "dolphins" is just completely wrong.

  • @itsray1878
    @itsray1878 Před 4 lety +167

    Boat is the most useful for being stranded.

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae Před 3 lety +20

    3:12 when you said “Stupid Canadians” and showed a funny picture of a hockey player. Little did you know, you the play in this picture is Dustin Brown, a hockey player born in New York.

    • @starhockeyproductions6596
      @starhockeyproductions6596 Před 3 lety +2

      And the team he was playing for at the time was LA

    • @jacqslabz
      @jacqslabz Před 2 lety

      r/Woosh

    • @Dextersauve11
      @Dextersauve11 Před rokem

      ​​@@jacqslabzo2 is that woosh exactly (I get what woosh is but like how does it aplly in this situation)

  • @grimrsp
    @grimrsp Před 3 lety +3

    as a person who does not smile but goes to mcdonalds, i am offended

  • @SaturnClouds
    @SaturnClouds Před 4 lety +82

    He has a name?
    Me: Well I’d be sad if he didn’t.

  • @Micro13bk
    @Micro13bk Před 4 lety +63

    "guest-apo app"
    *bruh*

    • @purebloodwhiteboy
      @purebloodwhiteboy Před 4 lety +7

      i dont think hes allowed to say gestapo on youtube, same as your not allowed to say nazi

    • @purebloodwhiteboy
      @purebloodwhiteboy Před 4 lety +1

      @Ann Rohde maybe he just thought and didnt want to? i mean its the same thing as FakeJake saying no-bend instead of knobend because he didnt want to

  • @axyrianth.259
    @axyrianth.259 Před 4 lety +3

    everybody gangsta until the chicken starts eating humans

  • @elainad6728
    @elainad6728 Před 4 lety +30

    Thumbnail: No crime 8am-6pm
    Robber: Understandable have a good day ✌

  • @shaydedsoul
    @shaydedsoul Před 4 lety +9

    Where "What is this nonsense?Why does the toy store preach lies" is totally normal vernacular for a child under 2.

  • @agentintrovert1814
    @agentintrovert1814 Před 4 lety +28

    The lost phone one scared me because my name is Kayden and I thought he was talking to me

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 Před 4 lety +11

    The gluten free cookie: you aren't being charged for the gluten.

  • @evilartfox
    @evilartfox Před 3 lety +3

    1:23 if someone ever says this to you to make it more funny make sure they think your the gender they are interested in to get a spicy, funny, cringy and sometime but ultra rare wholesome.

  • @darkesthourstudios
    @darkesthourstudios Před 4 lety +39

    MOM, FOUND THE BLEACH!

  • @frostythesnowdragon3170
    @frostythesnowdragon3170 Před 4 lety +19

    5:44 the're one flip flop away from being electrocuted

  • @junastro8091
    @junastro8091 Před 3 lety +5

    8:50 editors listen... he can’t “just flip it” because of the doorknob

    • @cruncyart
      @cruncyart Před 2 lety

      Flip it as in vertically, not turn it around. You'd have to reattach the hinges probably but I don't think anyone would care, it seems like the doorknob is in the middle anyway.

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@cruncyartlol facepalm for you too. Just think about why that wouldn't work.

  • @foxy_101
    @foxy_101 Před 3 lety +2

    Why the hell did the first one make me almost burst out laughing

  • @elilackey7341
    @elilackey7341 Před 4 lety +14

    10:02 "there are no accidents"
    -master oogway

  • @missingno2401
    @missingno2401 Před 4 lety +32

    7:08 no the gestapo app is for if you think someone is illegally hiding in an attic.

    • @12eeno29
      @12eeno29 Před 4 lety

      Anne im coming in zere don't move ja

    • @disguisedcrocodile
      @disguisedcrocodile Před 3 lety +1

      @@12eeno29 i couldn't stop laughing because my man sounded so confused when he read it up. Bruhh

  • @CursedCaptainGaming
    @CursedCaptainGaming Před 4 lety +4

    This Pyrocynical quote sums up everyone on the sub reddit, “Was your brain on airplane mode when you thought that was a good idea?”

  • @SCP3017-1
    @SCP3017-1 Před 4 lety +5

    My country sued coronavirus and now it can only spread from 9 pm to 10 am.

  • @konstantinshulga2271
    @konstantinshulga2271 Před 4 lety +42

    The Al gore one was not true, the person confused them with another person called gore soooo double face-palm.

  • @bee5648
    @bee5648 Před 4 lety +7

    My favourite is “careful it’s soup”

  • @heretical2903
    @heretical2903 Před 4 lety +2

    The funny part about the lemon juice bank robber. There have been a few psychological study's where they found that individuals "non special needs" that are on the lower end of the IQ scale think they are brilliant and are always right . At the same time they found that individuals with higher IQ's tend to think they are dumber than they are. Or as one of the authors of the study put it, if Wheeler "robber, I figure most every one would make the connection, but just in case" was too stupid to be a bank robber, perhaps he was also too stupid to know that he was too stupid to be a bank robber - that is, his stupidity protected him from an awareness of his own stupidity. Its called the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also the bit at 14:30 made my brain hurt.

  • @pi4313
    @pi4313 Před 3 lety +2

    Oh they didnt have to do that, the police already put up a " no crime, 1am to 12:59 pm sign"

  • @lilkiwi_7977
    @lilkiwi_7977 Před 4 lety +10

    2:20 this person makes me wish I didn’t like kpop

    • @laurenp2149
      @laurenp2149 Před 4 lety +7

      Same (but tbh I've probably read BTS thinking they ment bangtan but its actually behind the scenes)

    • @hisisterjosalynhere950
      @hisisterjosalynhere950 Před 4 lety +1

      Lauren :P the amount of times i’ve done that 🤦🏼‍♀️💀

    • @kimyn640
      @kimyn640 Před 4 lety

      Sooo you like K-Pop..?

    • @lilkiwi_7977
      @lilkiwi_7977 Před 4 lety

      Angelyn Buenaventura yep

  • @jocelynecupcake
    @jocelynecupcake Před 4 lety +13

    It doesn't matter what your race or nationality is, in America, everyone should be allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Who agrees?

    • @gamtheobbiest7945
      @gamtheobbiest7945 Před 4 lety +1

      Me (got kinda triggered at it because I’m mixed)

    • @ulrichenevoldsen8371
      @ulrichenevoldsen8371 Před 4 lety +1

      Everyone is allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. End off

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 Před 4 lety +1

      They act like the virus came from black ppl but it came from there ass

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake Před 4 lety

      @@jborrego2406 IKR I heard a lot of them are racist over there. Not everyone over there is like that, but I hear it's the culture that makes them that way. They associate darker skin with the lower class like farmers and stuff and that's why you see Chinese make up videos with the ladies putting the lightest shade of foundation on their natural tan skin. I had an art teacher who was African American and visited China, and oh boy did she deal with racial discrimination... there was an old lady beating her in the street and everything

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 Před 4 lety +1

      This shouldn't even need explaining

  • @r.7057
    @r.7057 Před 3 lety +3

    Crime: Is banned from 6 am to 8 am
    People during 8:00.0000000001 am to 5:59.999999999999 am: Confused screaming*

  • @aaronzaharias9110
    @aaronzaharias9110 Před 4 lety +3

    1:35 (*pulls out revolver*) Are you sure about that?

  • @VaskoG384
    @VaskoG384 Před 4 lety +4

    I was filling an online form and there was this one question, "Point out one advantage of distant education". I typed in "online work" and the form didn't accept it and I got an error saying it had to be a number.

  • @espurrhoodie1290
    @espurrhoodie1290 Před 4 lety +7

    13:02 I feel better about my math skills now.
    Also I deadass thought that was Scott the Woz instead of Tom Holland at 14:25

  • @bureiku9234
    @bureiku9234 Před 4 lety +2

    The world : use toilet paper to wipe butt
    Phillipine : water

  • @nitrisprime8963
    @nitrisprime8963 Před 4 lety +2

    As someone who plays a lot of DnD and similar RPG's, the nat 1 picture made me crack up

  • @Piperinsanity
    @Piperinsanity Před 4 lety +9

    Actually that guy was right, because consumable alcohol is Ethanol

  • @sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206

    I literally lost it when he said BTS because I'm an ARMY and always get excited when people talk about them

    • @SappieLive
      @SappieLive Před 4 lety +3

      Why do people like those clone looking ass bitches

    • @unicorngallerexy9288
      @unicorngallerexy9288 Před 4 lety +3

      @@SappieLive same reason as anyone likes rappers, pop singers, or bands of any kind: Music taste is subjective and people enjoy what they make. They feel connected to it and/or like the way it sounds. Plain and simple.
      (Also, please don't be that guy with the "they all look the same" comments)

    • @SappieLive
      @SappieLive Před 4 lety

      Unicorn Gallerexy lol it was a joke

    • @Micro13bk
      @Micro13bk Před 4 lety +1

      @@SappieLive I believe it is tied to girls fantasizing about "the perfect guy(s)"
      Kinda like they would've with bieber and one direction...

    • @minyoonji2229
      @minyoonji2229 Před 4 lety +3

      I lost it too. I'm an Army, but I laugh whenever Armys forget that BTS also means "behind the scenes" lol

  • @socialanxiety9153
    @socialanxiety9153 Před 3 lety +2

    We did it, boys, crime is no more.

  • @jaspepper1721
    @jaspepper1721 Před 3 lety +11

    Today is the the day that marks me watching for 1 year and this was the first video I watched so I decided to come back and say this today. 😁

  • @pieofchart
    @pieofchart Před 4 lety +73

    The "R Dollar" is called a real my dude, pronounced "reh-al", in plural, it's reais, pronounced "reh-ah-ees".
    Now ya know!

    • @chipp8696
      @chipp8696 Před 4 lety +11

      a REAL fact....... desculpa '-'

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt Před 4 lety +1

      un real, usados en españa con el nombre de real español, ya no se usan porque ahora es el euro pero se usan en otros países también eso lo se

    • @Niseandryt
      @Niseandryt Před 4 lety +3

      and yeah, used in brazil, people just don't know about currency changes

  • @DrexYiii
    @DrexYiii Před 4 lety +4

    I've watched these being like: yeah its dumb but I'm not actually going to facepalm. I FACEPALMED!

  • @AndroCubed
    @AndroCubed Před 3 lety +1

    As a Chinese person, I go to European restaurants and don't get bombarded with mad people, I don't what this man is talking about.

  • @FobyTox07
    @FobyTox07 Před 3 lety +1

    Every body gangster till the chicken evolves to have a human body and runs after you

  • @Verydeadbarbie
    @Verydeadbarbie Před 4 lety +44

    Thats not Ali Gore's house

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH Před 4 lety +17

      Exactly! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore!

    • @theclockworkcadaver7025
      @theclockworkcadaver7025 Před 4 lety +5

      Salah Eddine H 3 sentences, 3 exclamation marks. Are you okay? You're scaring the children.

    • @SalahEddineH
      @SalahEddineH Před 4 lety +3

      @@theclockworkcadaver7025 I guess I had one too many energy drink today

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 4 lety +1

      Ah. I know something wasn't right there.

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 Před 4 lety +2

      I saw he missed the facepalm on that one making Zach the facepalm in this video !

  • @SalahEddineH
    @SalahEddineH Před 4 lety +27

    0:50 that's not Al Gore's house! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore! You may want to screenshot the title and caption of the Reddit posts when you save them for reading, so as not to lose context.
    Cheers! Love the video though!
    Edit: also at 3:33, I'm guessing the keys are worn down because that IS the passcode. The facepalm is what's the point of having a keypad if the code is just the building number and has become so obvious from the wear on the keys.
    Cheers!

  • @izzyz3400
    @izzyz3400 Před 4 lety +1

    As a kid who grew up having to helping out in the Chinese Restaurant industry, you are more than welcomed to come into our restaurant. Most of these restaurants are family owned and it’s actually a pretty hard life working there. Please come in and order some food, be it a huge order or a egg roll, you’re always welcomed :)

  • @thomashindle6315
    @thomashindle6315 Před 3 lety

    Then once it hits 6pm, you hear a siren blaring followed by "this marks the commencement of the daily purge" hahaha 😂😂😂

  • @brucetheshepard5.7x28
    @brucetheshepard5.7x28 Před 4 lety +3

    4:13 imagine if people actually listened to this sign just like
    -person 1: alright its 5:59pm, in 1 minute we can break into that car.
    -Person 2: alright
    [1 minute passes, and they break the window, all of the sudden police appear]
    -Police: stop what you are doing.
    -Person 2: ah shit man, what do we do?
    -person 1: [to police] it's ok, its after 6pm.
    -Police:[looks at watch, then at sign] oh... ok then , I guess its legal now.
    PS: One thing I'd like to mention, who else can't stand how youtube has been experimenting with comment placement?

  • @Sage-bc7iw
    @Sage-bc7iw Před 3 lety +3

    A lot of face palm posts are people who don't get the joke and post it on face palm

  • @enomiellanidrac9137
    @enomiellanidrac9137 Před 2 lety +1

    I actualy bypassed code locked door a couple of time by trying combination of the most worn out keys of the pad, it always takes my friend by surprise.

  • @bpr_official6598
    @bpr_official6598 Před 3 lety +1

    i was going NNNOOOOOOOOOO and my frickin google assistant said: how may i help and it almost gave me a heart attack

  • @2tulipp
    @2tulipp Před 3 lety +3

    "We've run out of lubrication" who tf said smør was lubrication?

  • @bananacrayon87
    @bananacrayon87 Před 4 lety +38

    hello i am a sad cat :(

  • @sso_kartoffel6268
    @sso_kartoffel6268 Před 4 lety +1

    here we have a store that just allows 65 people to be in it during covid-19. the problem is that 65 people don't even fit in there....

  • @niraythedemonking5518
    @niraythedemonking5518 Před 3 lety

    I nearly died of laughter from the very start of this vid because I'm using auto play with the picture in picture on my phone and it cuts to this vid immediately and all i hear is robin say "watermelon" and then my CZcams crashes and thats all i hear XD

  • @playnangamen868
    @playnangamen868 Před 4 lety +3

    From the car engine being in the back
    Me a car guy: have u heard of TRANSMISSION!
    The other person : that is not real
    Me :then how do u go forward and reverse

    • @Shyzes
      @Shyzes Před 4 lety

      I'm also a car guy and that hurt me like a mustang hitting me at 20 mph

  • @sjoerd2228
    @sjoerd2228 Před 4 lety +3

    15:58 thats the fish shape shifter

  • @georgeharkins6462
    @georgeharkins6462 Před 3 lety +1

    6:57 apart of my spanish lessons in school is memorizing the geography and when everyone under stood where everything is he flippedd the map and said thats the test

  • @luigi5299
    @luigi5299 Před 3 lety +1

    everybody gangsta until the alligator starts walking

  • @hehe2374
    @hehe2374 Před 4 lety +3

    Every body gangsta until you stsrt facepalming

  • @easybakeoven15
    @easybakeoven15 Před 3 lety +3

    Is no one gonna mention the 756 missed messages or are we all just gonna suffer in silence

  • @apokemontrainer2873
    @apokemontrainer2873 Před 3 lety +1

    6:16 I have a theory that the sign is an intentional reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • @sophieli6915
    @sophieli6915 Před 4 lety +2

    I feel like my IQ just dropped a lot

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream Před 4 lety +8

    David Attenborough isn't his name, it's his title.

  • @pietros.-.bullets8749
    @pietros.-.bullets8749 Před 4 lety +5

    You sound like Markiplier sometimes and it’s lowkey pretty cool.

  • @biggusdickus8041
    @biggusdickus8041 Před 3 lety +2

    That Norwegian one made me go like: Whaat are u talking about?

  • @averagesnatcherenjoyer7272

    Person: why did put R$ thats for robux on roblox
    Every brazilian: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*

  • @thatgraysuburban
    @thatgraysuburban Před 4 lety +4

    I am low key offended when you said “those stupid Canadians” I get it’s a joke.

  • @Antonio-nf1tt
    @Antonio-nf1tt Před 4 lety +4

    13:41
    It is reais
    R$ 5,41 = 1 U$S

  • @steadfastwhiplash1216
    @steadfastwhiplash1216 Před 2 lety

    "Hey I'm driving, who's this?"
    "Your former workplace."

  • @awesomeoliver8193
    @awesomeoliver8193 Před 3 lety +1

    I bet that person who said it’s... racist(??) to go to a Chinese restaurant, I would have said “well you’ve been to a Mexican restaurant haven’t you? That’s offensive”

  • @rosefulmadness
    @rosefulmadness Před 4 lety +5

    The BTS one, there's no one in the fandom who has "BTS ARMY" as a name, it's more like "Namtiddies", "Jeon Cena", "Jimin's lost Jams", "Lachimolala", or shit like that. LIKE, COME ON, EVEN "BANG PD-NIM OPPAR" OR "MY BIAS IS MANAGER SEJIN"
    True Kpop stans are all crackheads🤣😊✌

    • @sophie_lily_08
      @sophie_lily_08 Před 4 lety

      Very true😁😁😂😂

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt Před 4 lety +3

      I've heard about this often, who is Jimin and who stole this man's jams? I will work night and day for Jimin to see his jams just one more time. #getjiminhisgoddamnjamsbackfortheloveoffuck

    • @MixieMooz
      @MixieMooz Před 3 lety +1

      We never know. Just one day, he had no jams. And till this day, he still has no jams. His toast be going cold by now. 🤷

    • @Michael-es4dt
      @Michael-es4dt Před 3 lety +2

      @@MixieMooz I think I'm going to cry

    • @proffesionalweredog7426
      @proffesionalweredog7426 Před 3 lety

      OmFg ThEy HaVe SuCh CrAcKhEaD eNeRgY

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives Před 4 lety +3

    Yeah i'm sure the lady in front of the green screen really goofed it when the graphics artists projected an incorrectly labeled map behind her. She was so dumb standing there not realizing the mistake she couldn't see happened?
    was that a meta joke? because it didn't come off as one.
    (slightly more pedantic but very rarely are doors vertically symmetrical so the offhand flipping it suggestion would almost certainly not work.)
    Edit: also as other have pointed out that isn't Al Gores house, and the keypad wear probably implies that its actually their password rather than thousands of attempted burglaries
    really imbuing the video with the theme aren't we?

  • @momobeagle8566
    @momobeagle8566 Před 3 lety +1

    Everybody gansta till the chicken starts to fly

  • @fireboltofdeath
    @fireboltofdeath Před 3 lety +1

    8:49
    "just flip it?"
    that's a bit of a facepalm by itself.......

  • @blckout112
    @blckout112 Před 4 lety +3

    Did you get the Gestapo joke?

    • @bluerath
      @bluerath Před 4 lety

      considering his pronunciation of Gestapo i highly doubt it.

  • @soomoothie
    @soomoothie Před 4 lety +3

    I- is the perfect reaction to most of these.

  • @s.o6054
    @s.o6054 Před 4 lety +2

    Ngl when I saw the thumbnail, I saw no cringe allowed and I was laughing lol

  • @11epicnoob
    @11epicnoob Před 4 lety +1

    The card with the motivation of "You're a natural" is hilarious as in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons), rolling a 1 means you critically failed, whereas a 20 means you got a critical success (especially before stat modifiers)

  • @CT-eo5lp
    @CT-eo5lp Před 4 lety +3

    Most of the time food in Chinese restaurants arent even Chinese

  • @ryankelly1309
    @ryankelly1309 Před 3 lety +1

    I got an ad that I could only see it once and the next ad is the same one

  • @srite2382
    @srite2382 Před 4 lety +1

    Everybody gangsta til the acid starts flying.

  • @fireofgoldengamer9399
    @fireofgoldengamer9399 Před 4 lety +1

    4:17 From 7 pm to 7 am, all crimes are allowed. That's what this sign said.

  • @ASonicSloth
    @ASonicSloth Před 3 lety

    After each thing I spend atleast 10 seconds after he moves on to the next one trying to figure out what he just said lmao

  • @beaglegaming14
    @beaglegaming14 Před 4 lety +1

    Started watching and instantly knew the voice!!!!!! Yay zach!

  • @yonkorae
    @yonkorae Před 3 lety

    15:17 ok but can we talk about how that tree perfectly divides the color from the car door

  • @pyro111100
    @pyro111100 Před 2 lety

    The quote "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent" comes to mind watching this...