"What is the strangest compliment you've ever received?" I have a dog, her full is a full black, and one day when I was taking her on a walk a kid on a bike passes by me and says "I like your dog it's really black" And just rode off, I laughed so hard I fell to the ground laughing, he came back and asked if I was ok
5:45 I think it was College humor that made that joke in one of the "If Harry Potter Had Facebook." I'm talking about the Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them joke. I think it was Collegehumor that made those videos. Edit: Ok, I was wrong, it was Warp Zone.
I run towards these videos at full speed and act like a lost, confused puppy when there aren't any of these left to watch I don't know why but cursed comments bring me an inordinate amount of pleasure
Doctor Death Defying, I have several questions but I don’t like any of the answers my brain is imagining... so I’m just gonna slowly back off, and leave you alone.
I made a deaf joke in class and my teacher told me "Thats very offensive. Don't joke like that." I looked her dead in the eyes infront of the class and said "What? Its not like they can hear me."
0:11 I remember taking a picture of that when I was playing Pokemon Let's Go Eevee. Whenever you defeat a Camper in Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee, that happens.
"Fish, nature's fleshlight" That's what dolphins do. Not even joking. They catch fish, bite the head off, and use the headless fish corpse like a fleshlight
Why eat a teletubby?
me: It can't eat me if I eat it first.
This is getting tense *what is going to happen...*
Ever heard of pineapples?
czcams.com/video/TFg4OXqITdY/video.html pls watch my video It will be very appreciated
No no, he’s got a point
shadowhuntress13 yes
Will you punch a child for 1000000 dollars?
Undertale characters:
FNAF characters:
Doom characters:
I know sans would
@@spinelsimpdespay2480 Yo same 😂 so would Baby from FnafSl she ate a child bro
I do to
Don't mind if I do
@@spinelsimpdespay2480 *megalovania intenseifies*
when he can’t say Yugoslavian, -10 internet rep
To be fair, I've never saw it spelled like that before.
I love watching american say words from slavic languages
@@Big-Chungus1
"Zašto?"
Try it.
@@gatitolepi I'm from Slovenia. So i know how to say "Zašto"
i live in yugoslavia cause my name is yugoslavian
"CRUNCHIFICATION, ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY DID TO JESUS" LMFAO I THINK I DIED A BIT TOO HARD THERE-
Fun fact: Samuel L Jackson actually requested to have a purple lightsaber.
Lolz The Grape Saber
KJ Setser it's gonna be a different story if the g gets removed
@@johnfarney damn right it does.
HaHa
damn
When your friend burns down your house in Minecraft so you burn down his real house?
*CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*
xD I just imagined that 😂
SLIDE TO THE LEFT
Well I use TNT
r/CursedComments
@@Mr.Pocket sliide to the right 2 hops 2 hops
Petition to change the background to black
Day 4
consume us papa
dinosaur with 1000 subscribers consume us daddy
Yes please, ruins the whole night shift look
(1)
*Y E S*
Even the laugh reminded me of Damien
Yes
what happened to Damien
@@remyfromratatouille8399 he quit
Lol he reminds me about emkay
@@nobunagakurenai4377 no way he quit
Nobody:
Loading screens: press r2 to kill the child.
Everyone: *But there aren’t any children*
Not anymore
I mean you are your parents child
GTA be like.
Jack Of Astora he means the children in his basement
I meant to say not anymore but someone said it first
*Consume us papa*
Me: **Grabs gun** NOBODY WILL CONSUME YOU IF YOU'RE DEAD--
You can still i do that to all my bodies
tastes even better
*are you challenging me*
You... *don't* consume corpses?
That will only raise my *HUNGER*
0:01 when your bones are so brittle that an anthropomorphic slice of cheese can break your spine in one fell swoop
m u s i c m a k e s y o u l o s e c o n t r o l
you underestimate the power of the cheese for it hears the music
*a n d t h e m u s i c m a k e y o u l o s e c o n t r o l
Its not cheese its a dancing triforce
Its a piece of the tri force
6 9 l i k e s
11:07 Smii7y: *That's not what he meant, John*
Wait it wasn't,?
6:50 I heard that Samuel L Jackson specifically asked for the purple lightsaber to stand out.
7:20
You can hear the horror in his voice
What was the joke ?
tatoulino
The-there is no joke, dude
@@gavinsfriend5632 ok
dear god that’s terrible
1:55
They made Big Chungus into a real thing
okay but at the “let’s play rip and tear part” i got a raid ad
"What is the strangest compliment you've ever received?"
I have a dog, her full is a full black, and one day when I was taking her on a walk a kid on a bike passes by me and says "I like your dog it's really black" And just rode off, I laughed so hard I fell to the ground laughing, he came back and asked if I was ok
Did you just have a stroke
"her full is a full black"
and then the whole city stood up and clapped
@@friendlyreminder3280 I think they meant furr but didn't notice they spelled it wrong
0:38 doom loading screen
*pro tip* to defeat the tyrant, shoot it till it's dead.
True
1 week in USA is 7 days in mexico
5:45 I think it was College humor that made that joke in one of the "If Harry Potter Had Facebook." I'm talking about the Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them joke. I think it was Collegehumor that made those videos.
Edit: Ok, I was wrong, it was Warp Zone.
Me: Sees the notification that cursed comments are back
My brain: Run! It’s coming! Run!!!!
I run towards these videos at full speed and act like a lost, confused puppy when there aren't any of these left to watch
I don't know why but cursed comments bring me an inordinate amount of pleasure
empire 3, the cursed...
This pleases me
Doctor Death Defying, I have several questions but I don’t like any of the answers my brain is imagining... so I’m just gonna slowly back off, and leave you alone.
Now I'm curious
What questions could be causing this
To late for that. You already stepped intro the cursed world when you clicked on this video
I made a deaf joke in class and my teacher told me "Thats very offensive. Don't joke like that." I looked her dead in the eyes infront of the class and said "What? Its not like they can hear me."
When the bully cracks your phone, so you crack his neck.
YOU JUST VECTORED
Yes
I did this to my bro help
1:39
HEY RUB RUB YOU’VE SEVEN DAYS UNTIL YOU GET THE BACKFOOT
I-is it worse than the *front* foot?
Yes honey
I’m from England so your name doesn’t say easy peasy-
It says eazed peezed
mwa mwa can me wawtch eazed peazed
Worm on a string lord i-
Nebula yup that’s how it’s pronounced-
xXSunflower FandersSidesXx MONOMI!
uhm im english as well-
0:48 Ya know, i feel like there is an exact character from a popular yet dying francise who perfectly fits this description and actions...
@Emily Halonen yeah you got it right the first time I was talking about Sniper lol
What’s the weirdest compliment I’ve ever received? Some kid came to me when I was 11, and he blurted out “I would buy your face”
2:50 sorry my dude. That person's spelling of Yugoslavian was terrible. You tried. To be fair, you did pronounce it just like it was written.
Fuck you, i spell my dissolved countrys however i feel like it.
@@saltycracker964 Oh my God.
@@saltycracker964 Yunion of Slabik Soushialist Repobliks
@@knighthunter1791 what the unholy fuck did you just summon
An add played right in the middle of RIP AND TEAR at about 5:27 and the abruptness caused me to drop my phone laughing
🎵My Bonnie lies over the ocean🎵
🎵My Bonnie lies over the sea🎵
🎵My Bonnie lies over the ocean🎵
🎵So why won’t my father come back to me?🎵
Tf
I said that to a girl before she went to the showers before being gassed
When you cry there’s always even more crying with cursed comments.
Most video games don't let us sleep when there's danger near by....
Think about that next time you can't fall asleep.....
0:00 when someone steals my teddy bear so I steal their organs 😊
W o w
00:00 THAT WAS MY COMMENT I MADE IT
prove it
Kingst how
Kingst i mean there’s 40k comments on it
No wae
@@SomethingElseDifferent but your name is way longer...
Watching Zach laugh is the funniest crap I’ve ever seen
8:01 - 8:03 it's hard at first but you'll eventually get the hang of it, I still struggle to fit that many bodies in my microwave
Dying of old age is like dying of not dying
When you break the spinal cord can yalls give it to me? I need a good meal
Just suck it out of the spine like a noodle.
@@alexanderlambert295 Nah, too messy. I prefer a clean meal.
just make it into crunchy sushi or something. if you somehow cut it up, pieces of it can be stored away
@@b3rz3rkr420 Ooooooh, that sounds amazin. Brb gonna go try it
@@pastelbleu2393 and you choked of the bone
I mean that first one is just soul for a soul
kamikaze
9:48 I posted that, I'm happy that you used my post for a video. edit: my post was taken down
1:47 once you try a bad dragon, your BF will never be able to please you again.
Of course the furry says this.
@@milkbeforecereal7064 I wouldn't be surprised.
Oh but on certain days those creatures broke free.. trying to kill everyone on sight including me!
Who else thinks that Zachs voice is very soothing
Purification, purification, purification!
---Useless goddess
3:45
no-
no, as a Chinese person I say the what the paper told was the truth
5:26 I got a Raid Shadow Legend ad and idk how to feel-
5:28 LET'S PLAY RIP AND TE- (AD OF PEOPLE SCREAMING)
*him not being able to say "Yugoslavian"*
*me: simp*
How does that, even relate to being a simp?
Hugosalivan
they spelled it wrong too so it wasn't even his fault
I like how at 9:14 the person who posted tried to censor the username but you can still see their name in the “message stimulate your senses” area
5:27
There was an ad after it said “Let’s play RIP AND TEAR” and it was a bag being ripped open.
Thought I’d just put that out there :>
I know you did not just say “ ya go slean “ at 2:43
Tbf it was spelled wrong in the post, he tried lol
AkumaDayo Yes. Lmao
5:57 THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!!!
Waaiitt... You're one of them!
Jacob C Part of what?
The "my detonator stopped working" takes the cake
6:50 The way the black jedi poses and the comments mentions "grape flavour" reminded me of Kokichi all of a sudden
The queen's birthday is today
2:43 [screeches in angry Yugo commie]
Yes
Zach with our cursed quarantine content.
"What r u doing step santa" I laughed so hard😂
2:26 r/agedlikemilk
3:53 i mean despite the blursed comment those are actually pretty cute! id give it a lil kiss and a boop
It’s never gets old I love your video
Why is this funnier at 12am when your trying to be quiet
Pls do r/makemesmile
This was way to cursed
5:46
This is just Kriterian Homeworld Agzop.
E1: Step on a crack break yo mamma's back
Jasper: *NANI?!?!?!?*
And that....was when jasper got corrupted
@@katiecampbell2935 lel
This is so funny OMG
@@katiecampbell2935 Im remember this comment
THE SCOOBY ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THE SODA I WAS DRINKING CAME OUT MY NOSE
7:48 he must be in Minneapolis
I was just about to fuckin said that- lmfao but for real though #JusticeforGeorgeFloyd
Your laugh makes the video even funnier and better.
1:27 imagine Zach doing this in a fully fledged studio.
sometimes it’s not the meme or comment that’s the funny part it’s just zachs “ohh” 😂
This might be on emkay ......
I dont bet it tho
love ur vids but that background music literally makes my head hurt
0:33
Oh Mr Sun, Sun,
Mr Golden Sun,
Set my children free~🎵
5:29 And there goes my childhood out the fucking window
5:21 yo that anime seems to fit my funny haha meter what’s the anime pls tell me
Danchigai
Thx
Who's the chick on the pistol? asking for a friend
Luluco/trigger-Chan from space patrol luluco
This is some good stuf to wake up to. Nice work
Thx for the back ground noises, I broke my earbuds.
I miss Damien
RIP
5:06
What’s dark
4:00 I can't stop thinking of Cap'n Crunch being crucified
5:43 Bratman
“Bratman, the city is in danger, we need your help!”
Bratman, in childish voice: “NO! I don’t wanna! Hmph” *crosses arms*
Source to 5:20?
Danchigai
I_Fap2Hentai 69 hehe thxs
8:12 what anime is that?
Space patrol luluco
0:55 great answer Pepsiman!
Why did I laugh so hard at the kid kabob one 😂😂😂
Does anyone know the anime 5:19
Danchigai
these vids are my therapy
5:59 caught me so off guard I spat out my cereal
7:25 “ᵒʰ”
The scooby one got cracking real good😏
5:25 got me laughing
0:11
I remember taking a picture of that when I was playing Pokemon Let's Go Eevee.
Whenever you defeat a Camper in Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee, that happens.
You know the meme “ if it fits it sits” cat meme I made a cursed version for a belt “ if it fits it hits “
Pregnant potato, born in volcano, married tomato, Pregnant potato
8:42 Nice. A reference to BFDI! Amazing! I am so amazed.
Thumbnail: *Exists*
Me: *Visibly concerned*
3:25 who knows this marvel reference
1st one made me think:win win situation, no more bully, and you get to say you killed someone
*i just love when he says “ohh”*
"Fish, nature's fleshlight" That's what dolphins do. Not even joking. They catch fish, bite the head off, and use the headless fish corpse like a fleshlight
When your driving in a school zone and the speed bumps start screaming