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Narrator: / zachxfuller - Komedie
That Arabic text at 7:02 said: "O chubby, you absorb goats"
Guy:yes
* Starts playing a video of him and his goat home alone😏 *
So I wasn't the only that noticed
Thanks
Hold on really? I read it and it didn’t translate to that
@@rei-qq4uf it's not an exact translation but it close enough to get the meaning across
*The beat dropped so hard my grandma thought the Germans were back*
👏👏👏👏
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
👁👄👁☂
140 year old woman lives in "oos-beck-eh-stan"
✨💀mₒoᵒᵒoₒₒoᵒ
69th yay
@fluffy boi. [Virus-Z] 💀⁉️
*Wut the hell is this reply section*
But queen Elizabeth live in england🤔
Ye I used to show my friend these until he asked me
"How could I be in one of those comments?"
“How the **** does this thing toast 7 year olds?”
Literally the best comment in this video. I want to become that users beat friend😂
Beat friend? Don’t you mean best?
Did he stutter?
Some of these scare me.
Especially the one about Tails
You are probably just a bunch of hedgehogs aren't you?
Oh no, you've discovered my secret
@@phvntomdragon I knew it.
this one is scary to: 6:58
Yes, INGSOC. You should read Orwell's "1984", it's a great book.
1984 but he doesn’t give in to Big Brother in the end 😳
@@XehnYT yes
George Orwell 1879
I can't. I live in East Germany
Only got the beginning, but it's pretty good.
When you’re German and the meme said your country: „ iAm SpEcIeL“
when you're Brazilian and the meme said your country: ,,IAmSPecIaaLLL"
Ok that is actually me, I am sorry for that-
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@@user-ru9wf4yx7r yes
3:15 That train post was so blessed in my eyes,... until the comments got read! Still love trains myself though! Though I probably wouldn't even TRY to jump under one! Too risky!
I've already tried it :D
Guys this video made my sister laugh, like, she died 4 years ago, what the hell
Lol
i wanna vomit forsome reason...
Take my like.
@@ajsliterallygarfield Take mine.
dam
I'm happy for the success kid. He deserves it
Same
Yo wtf is that pfp!?
Same
Dude I love your profile picture
This comment is whole some. I needed this today.
When you start nutting blood, it's not actually blood, the nut is just on the enemy team.
So that means that there is blue nut?
@@rockhistoria2537 yes
@@Reaver21Br ew
this comment is legendary
Demonic Autumn: I skinned a sinner alive.
Jasper: I accidentally commited arson in a fight with Evil Jasper.
Metal Jasper: I sucked 27 humans dry if blood.
Who else can tell who it is just by their voice before they say who they are?
*they all sound so similar, idk who is who*
yessir
I feel this
@@Eclipse_the_protogen Yeah, Zach is probably the most easy to tell the difference
Kinda
8:31
I've heard that story in full on the Infograpgics Channel.
The only person that knew he was conscious and fully functional (mentally speaking) was the guy in the coma.
All anyone but him knew was that he'd never wake up.
And if he _did_ wake up, he'd at most have the mental capacity of a toddler (if not younger).
His mother saying it wasn't born of malice.
It was born out of pity.
As far as she knew, he was in suffering with no way to recover.
The really bad thing about it, on his end?
He woke up at only 2 years or less in that coma.
Here's the episode of the Infographics Show that I was referring to.
czcams.com/video/OwbD5Bn96TI/video.html
I also inadvertently found this network news video of his story.
czcams.com/video/LTikuFFr7JA/video.html
9:15 technoblade actually has a sword in minecraft called "the orphan obliterater"
Obliterate the Orphan
Are you sure you want to destroy *CHILD?*
Jesus Christ Zuko what happens to you and plus there are some swords named after genitals
you don’t need to obliterate them, just
*E*
*A*
*T*
For good reason
I love how on the first one with the oil, you can see that EZPZ liked it himself 😁😂😎🤓
It was the poster of the picture, unless I'm dumb and people are gonna reply with r/whoooosh
@@JackyBoneskull great joke
@@berti4179 posted to Reddit
@@cooperthecrafter9649 I am older and wiser now, I now realise that I was unintelligent and foolish. My ways have been amended and hopefully the future holds less predicaments for me to showcase a moment of stupidity. Thank you.
6:53 that's the Dear Leader Jim Pickens in his natural element
8:35 I heard of that but the reason she said that wasn't because she hated him I think it was because she didn't wanted him to "suffer" anymore
(sorry in case my English isn't very good)
That was good English.
You no spewk good inglishhh
*CZcams is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads*
I got no adds-
Just press the information icon, press stop seeing this ad, select a reason, and you're all good!
@@hamster_explorer9642 lmao
@@i_do_coding ?
@@hamster_explorer9642 200iq
INGSOC = Big Brother's political party in the book 1984
I read it it’s really goid
Good
6:34 As a brazilian,i have to say.
This is the funniest shit i ever see
Vdd mn kkkkkkkk amo os brasileiros q zoam sem medo
BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÀO PENTA
6:40 thats why they send people here, and i am waiting with open arms
1:57 Fun Fact, in the north region of Brazil, there's a tale saying that women who got pregnant without reason would gave birth to the "boto"s children, the "boto-cor-de-rosa" is a type of Dolphin that lives in Amazon Rainforest
"I kill dogs for xp"
"also what's Minecraft?"
me realizing he kill dogs: *dialing 911*
911 operator: "911 what's your emergency?"
me: "this guy kill dogs for xp irl"
the 911 operator: *dialing national guard*
RUN
@@sanskieth but the tanks faster
It’s a joke don’t fbi me
@@shannonwissbaum758 FBI OPEN *UP!*
@@sanskieth AAAH! Pls no
7:31
People who read top left bottom left top right bottom right:Ok so?
"We should test on vegans indtea-"
"Introducing, incogmeato tastes like meat, made from plants"
1:07 that was the most scared no I’ve ever heard LMAO
The first person is doing it wrong just eat it 0:14
10:17
A hole is a goal
Thanks zach!!!!! You really cheer me up when i am down
I for real was just watching a different video of r/cursed comments
9:38 it's actually a 1000 times for red splatter skin.
500 just gives you the green skin.
9:20
I had a feeling this would happen eventually.
1:07 arab man calls you habibi
This was the funniest video I have ever watched in my life I’m dying lmao
Keep dying, some people can't because they're all dead.
6:41 CAMPEÃO WOOOO!!!!
Isso mais br
0:48 ah yes my home Hawaii, the land of beautiful beaches, glorious culture and assisted suicide
9:33 you farted the whole night and kept you neighbours awake
*Daily dose of maths:*
*A Dogs average life span is 15 years . So , to find one dog year :*
(15 X 365 ) ÷ 100
= 5,475 ÷ 100
= 54.75
*So basically , 54.7 days is one dog* *year.*
*PS , I'm taking 100 as a base value for 100% of 15 years*
Thanks for reading 😁
math 100
Please teach me
10:55 the thing thats covering the picture looks like a lemon
2:36 did you just hesitate in saying ingsoc
I love seeing a new video being posted and it just being named a cursed hello
1:08 i loved that "no" just chill respectful and scared no
Horní Police is actually a village (or town..?) in my motherland - czech republic. The sign is at rail station, our national transportation company České dráhy uses these.
10:07 idk man, i kinda grew out of zoos.
The 13 trucks one was probably doing more harm than good. They were blocking a fucking THIRTEEN-LANE FREEWAY!!
I swear, each r/CursedComments video I watch, it has someone from the Dream SMP
Holy shit 6:59 is horrifying I just realized that it's in arabic wich makes it more creepy
what does it say any arabic
what are you trying to say with " Arabic makes it more creepy"???
8:55 lmao that is from my country, czech republic and it mean police from town named horní" witch is mean top, like above other town.
Jakože ne, ale tak budiž.
its only been a minute and im wheezing
Day 95 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks
Ayy gd player lol
Molecular Yes.
Keep up
BRASIL NUMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝️🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝️
Aê porraaaaaaa
finalmente, brasileiros
Ae simm krl
Translation:now its time to die
Aê carai ☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🖕
the intro knocks almost gave me a heart attack omfg
A horse with scoliosis killed me.
What did he do with your kidneys?
@@carlwilkerson9722 poisoned them
Pog
Hi
U are first
no
pog
Ineed
0:57 didnt he already have this in another video
5:50 As a luxembourger, yes, that's our news.
how the heck did he put the hello in that "cursed language"
6:35 aqui é Brasil caralho kkkkkkkkkkk a gente alcança o primeiro lugar de tudo
This is not an award
ḩ̶̣̯̗̳̱̖͎̩̥̈͐͂̈́̿̑̇̚͜e̴̟̱͙͓͓̮̝̜̹̥͒̿̈̑̈̈́̃̐͆͝ļ̵͉͉͎̮̻͔̙̣̯̞͈̘̥͋͋̌͘͜l̶̨͎̹̫̥̬̭̬̂̈͋̅͝o
How do you do that?????
@@shai6108 check video name you can copy paste from my comment or video name
@@se0kontop ohhhhh
No (aversively takes Out gun)
The intro has changed and i LOVED IT
Now think about using a clapper as a light switch in every light in your house.
What your neighbor see every night in your room:
" *On off on off on off on off* "
9:15 GET ZACH INTO THE DREAM SMP, PRETTY SURE HE ALREADY PLAYED WITH TECHNOBLADE
BRASIL NÚMERO UM 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷👆
Aí um br
thanks for the appreciation of my effort
Bro, you trying to speak Portuguese (language spoken in Brazil) made my day hahahaha
Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜
Is there cheese involved
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@@vachhhh 💜💜🤗🤗
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Thank you Neil for the mbmbam reference very cool
I Appreciate your work and time too man
I still like garfield
Me too
Gorefield
Yep that’s my favorite Category of P o r n
@@actuallystupidperson491 r/cursedcomments but I agree
6:44 BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO🇧🇷☝🏼☝🏼
This video was so amazing
British to their colonies: “English,mate,or die a mate.”
Weird enough I was just randomly saying Make Zuckerberg earlier
Clame your early ticket here!
No
@@UniEvolute *le gasp* you wouldn't
Claim*
*Clame*
How a bout no
1:24 NOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT GIVEEE THE FAN FICTIONS IDEASSSSSSS
1:35 remember folks, just because she's their mom doesn't mean she's yours. So let your imagination run wild.
I once saw a comment that said ‘ I have cancer ‘ and the reply’s were basically just : “ LMFAO “ and “ XD “ , “ LOL HAHAHA “
10:02 LMFAOOOO
these videos always make me mad at myself for not coming up with some of these
0:15
Wait a damn minute-
I was watching this in my basement and I laughed so hard that i spit out my water on the dead body
3:20 A train went by just AS he fxcking said that xD I'M DEADD XDD
NO NOT THE DOGS!! YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
*THE CAT STARTS WALKING FUNNY*
Shark pog
3:01 I am polish, and I gotta say that comment is one of the most relatable ad funniest comment about German and Poland I have ever seen
"5/6 people say it's safe" you mean 5/5
My cat behind me "what are you doing step cat"
3:24 and so did the train.
4:03 imagine freaking an epileptic girl and she starts having a seizure.
7:02
**laughs while i'm frightened**
That regular show reference was nice
3:27 ha amutures. i get that color the first time.
4:29 I'm glad I'm not the only person who would cut up gummy bears and rebuild them as Frankenstein gummy bears.
Today i was watching this and i got an ad about a guy doing the Golden Wind theme from JJBA, a true man of culture i have to say.
5:08
HOL UP
WAIT A MINUTE
SMTHIN AINT RITE
I burst out on laughing when I saw that don't do