Slimy clickbait tactics. Using uncannily alarming statements with irrelevant thumbnails as to say "I demand for the sake of your best interests and wellbeing that you give me your attention.", and then just posting annoying commentary of Cursed Comments posts from reddit.
10:00 - I heard about somebody who managed to do this... Basically, there was an online community for people into that as a fantasy, and they'd arrange to "meet up", but make it seem realistic. (Basically, the consent was made online, and there was usually still a safeword.) When the guy finally realized that the woman was really not into it, he stopped & explained the situation her. I think the woman who arranged it "on this woman's behalf" was tracked down & also convicted. (Unlike the guy who did it, she certainly had malicious intent.) But yeah, it's a possible thing to accidentally do.
Imma be honest, when I first watched a video with Cougar as the narrator, I was high as hell, thought this channel was Emkay, and was super fucking confused as to why I couldn't find any if his videos on emkay. Moral for the story: Cougar is my favorite narrator of all time. Just saying
10:32 yeah ik that series on a yt channel called Joel G and I think it's prooobably the episode called; HANDS UP - The Void. If not then it's a diff ep.
7:04 Neil Patrick Harris has to have been one heck of a good actor to convince us as this d-bag womanizing playa character from "How I Met Ypur Mother." Because Neil Patrick Harris is gay.
5:52 given that it was Nintendo of America making that tweet, I'm pretty sure it's referring to Toad the mushroom character from Mario, not the frog-like creatures in real life.
Jasper: Demonic wtf Demonic Autumn: What? muscular bugs are normal Jasper: *Itching chest* ... Metal Jasper: Hahaha... welp I'm dead. Garnet: *Looks at mosquitoes* Uhmmm why are the mosquitoes so strong? Jasper: They Sucked my blood
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry
6:26 that will not work as the Geneva convention only effects countries at war thus any one can brake the Geneva convention if it is to another citizen of their country. This can work if the teacher is not a citizen of the country or if the students are not of that country.
11:28: I like that guy's name. "KaioKEN!" "Kaio-Wha- DAH!" Or the best: "Kaioken..." "No..." "Times..." "No, no, no..." "FOUR!!!" "NONONONONOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
enjoyed your fun facts at the end. I, too, have been bitten and kicked by horse, I feel your pain...also been ran away with, and have had multiple unscheduled dismounts, and didn't stick the landing lol
So what’s good what we need to talk about
My son had died
@@jonuhh_ I sorry for your loss
We need to talk when can i do you
Bro your not god
Don't worry you can draw anything if you put your mind to it
Thought this was gonna be an “I’m quitting“ vid for some reason
Same
69 likes. Noice
I never thought of that
Slimy clickbait tactics. Using uncannily alarming statements with irrelevant thumbnails as to say "I demand for the sake of your best interests and wellbeing that you give me your attention.", and then just posting annoying commentary of Cursed Comments posts from reddit.
@@SilicateOverlord this isn’t clickbait, I just tapped on the notif on my phone and didn’t see the thumbnail
I’m still not convinced David and Cougar are different people their voices sound to similar
Wait... They’re different people?
@@iblnxyi4818 wait what-
David only lives in day, Cougar lives in night. That's how they works
Ikr
@@robertspeedwagon982 so Coughar is a vampire r/cursedcomment
“He didn’t fall, I pushed him.” Is that a Joe Dirt reference?
@@cranklefob miss Romanoff, you kicked him off a roof.
perhaps it was popularmmos reference
Sub Bot Gravity is natural
The old lady in the yellow polka dot dress said " He used to beat me, so I pushed him into the wood chipper."
@@subbot4417 Gravity is natural
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: *oh god*
When I see the video: *ohhhhhhh*
Lmao yeah
What
0:00
his uncle: AHH
the wood chipper: *YOUR GOING TO BRAZIL.*
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO BRAZIL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@bluuralive418 *WELL TO BAD!* *YEET*
you're
Me, who already lives in brazil
Jokes on you
@@thomasgomessmolii8789 o no
me: sees the title
my brain: PANIC PANIC PANIC
@Andrew Davis Ima do it.
r/woooosh
@Winter Strum302
How?
@@fumbly_figs2301 the person did not understand the joke
10:00 - I heard about somebody who managed to do this... Basically, there was an online community for people into that as a fantasy, and they'd arrange to "meet up", but make it seem realistic. (Basically, the consent was made online, and there was usually still a safeword.) When the guy finally realized that the woman was really not into it, he stopped & explained the situation her. I think the woman who arranged it "on this woman's behalf" was tracked down & also convicted. (Unlike the guy who did it, she certainly had malicious intent.) But yeah, it's a possible thing to accidentally do.
6th like
10:49 you had the perfect opportunity to say "despashito" and you didn't take it
What do humans say when they like something lots?- isn’t it “love” or something? Oh, well then, I love this yt channel.
*omg precious*
😊
Yeah ikr
Hello there Raptor I'm a roach.
@@aroach9210 hey I’m bluefire
“Horses are scary”
-Cougar, October 27th, 2020
Horses ARE scary!!!
10:15
Ayy, Hands Up! is so underrated
(I’m pretty sure that’s where she’s from-)
You mean Joel G?
@@sloft-70 Yeah, he’s the creator of the series-
But I was mostly talking about Hands Up! cause that’s where the character’s from
@@Thomasfurbee where is the character from?
When I saw the title I thought he was going to give that talk when they are gonna leave/take a break of CZcams I felt so relieve when I click it
Who wants some forks? It's being sold at the low price of 3 child souls!
I Have A Zorgon Peterson Hauler, A Faulcon DeLacy Viper MKIV, And 36 Tons Of Biowaste. Does That Work?
Can I get one for my six year old sister
Why, that's such a deal it should be illegal! N-no seriously... I haven't seen little Timmy in 3 weeks.
@@AssistantCoreAQI deal.
@@btsimpson5959 deal. But give me the sister
Who else thought this was gonna be something serious?! 😂
Everyone
Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up some pants!
Oh hey gundham
gundham tanaka
Why wus the pumkin arsted
A nuedety
B drugs
C robing a bank
Uhhhhhhh c
Wrong itsa
I can only imagine someone commenting “what are doing step bro?” 1:03
what are doing step b-
me: shut up
what are doing stepfly-
@@lesbianz4gerardway the unexpected move~ “I’m fixing the glass hoping to lock you outside forever you siner”
I seen a video of someone saying that
Someone did.
4:21 Correction, as an aspiring stereotypical Chinese person I can testify that we only eat dogs. Cats are reserved for Korea I believe.
Is this a joke? O_O
*he didn’t fall*
*I pushed him*
WHAT?!
I'm here to talk
yes
lmao
Me too man
Me too
ngl I thought this was going to be a serious vid when I saw the notif
Talk.
😂😂😂 Lol I wish I was Cougar
Imma be honest, when I first watched a video with Cougar as the narrator, I was high as hell, thought this channel was Emkay, and was super fucking confused as to why I couldn't find any if his videos on emkay. Moral for the story: Cougar is my favorite narrator of all time. Just saying
When I read the title I thought I was in trouble for a sec-
Day 10 of commenting that Cougar's heterochromia is cool, and should stop saying his eye color is stupid.
Ur absolutely wrie
100% agreed
Anyone with that is badass they look like a super villain and are cool anyone that says otherwise will have a ticket straight to hell.
Ikr it's awesome
I wish I had it...
10:30 anyone knows what show this is
Edit: it's called heads up by Joel G
6:19 "I am the lorax i speak for the trees, OH GOD THERE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE!"
"Children fighting I can flim this" Gruncle Stan
“On an unrelated note, I have some first degree pugs I need to get rid of”
“You can’t look up while your younger is out.”
My friend was on call… why
I hadn't seen shredding like that ever since I pushed Weiss into a combine harvester.
12:21 that picture we used in class and we had to stereotype him.
That gave me a fright for a second...
4:42 NOPE. It was based on an animation about a skater being chased through the subway
I like how almost all the narrators are self conscious and think the other ones are better
10:32 yeah ik that series on a yt channel called Joel G and I think it's prooobably the episode called; HANDS UP - The Void. If not then it's a diff ep.
7:04
Neil Patrick Harris has to have been one heck of a good actor to convince us as this d-bag womanizing playa character from "How I Met Ypur Mother."
Because Neil Patrick Harris is gay.
Just one of these times I’d like to hear “Hey, it’s Cougar with a Luger”
2:30 its all fun and games till you realize that Pikachu tail came separately
without the "r/Cursedcomments" i was scared af
2:02 we're at the same spot as I think pigs, that says something.
"I love Gus Johnson"
Finally a man of culture
Dude! I love your godzilla comic dubs!
Day 8 of telling cougar his weird two color eyes are awesome
he has diffident color eyes?
Bruh if you think they'rea awesome why would you say they are weird?
A M A Z O N , M A D E F R E S H
T O O FRESH
5:52 given that it was Nintendo of America making that tweet, I'm pretty sure it's referring to Toad the mushroom character from Mario, not the frog-like creatures in real life.
“I freaking love Gus Johnson”
Aged like milk
Title: **no help**
Video: R/cursedcomments
*DESCRIPTION: R/HMM*
Dang it, I've watched almost all of these somewhere...
Jasper: Demonic wtf
Demonic Autumn: What? muscular bugs are normal
Jasper: *Itching chest* ...
Metal Jasper: Hahaha... welp I'm dead.
Garnet: *Looks at mosquitoes* Uhmmm why are the mosquitoes so strong?
Jasper: They Sucked my blood
My Alexa just started playing Despacito
video : r/Cursed Comments
description: r/Hmm
*ah yes i understand thank you for your time*
Understandable have a nice day
Is this r/cursedcomments or r/hmmm?
AAAAAAA I AM CONFUSION
"do you have racist thoughts"
"No"
*Proceeds to forget to aknowlaged he checked the box with a swastika*
The veggies canonically have invisible hands
This video is just a masterpiece
7:19 fun fact this sounds nothing like the intro.
The are you winning son got me cracked up
When you said “Alexa, play despasito” my Alexa started playing it
I wanna talk
Go ahead
Yeah what's up
Bliss was the fourth Powerpuff girl, she was always my favorite and she was created 8 years before her sisters.
10:17 if u look up while your tongue is out..
U ARE MAKING A AHEGAO
Screw Robin, Damien, and David the baker!
We got Lexi kitty, Cougar, and ... well David the baker.
Waht
I’m earlier to this video than the simps are early to donate to every e girl ever
2:30
In this situation isn’t the child just a slave being forced to beat up other children for entertainment
legit thought i was in trouble for a minute
E
EE
@@goldcrafter80 EEE
Holy shit how early am I
6th
2:47 *Well there goes my innocence and childhood-.*
Both those things were dead since I was 5 .
don't ask
David in end: its-a-me David!
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
nice bro
D-Did you just Rick Roll us by typing the Lyrics?
@@lyricrue7069 Yes
i am the second one here pog
3rd
I like how Mr. Cougar comes here on EzPz and has a CZcams channel at the same time
"Sorry I'm not David the Baker". Couger, bruh, Dave is good and all but you're my favorite EzPz narrator.
If this were any other channel (excluding EmKay), the title would be heart attack simulator
6:54, ah yes! I love cooking black people, but sometimes i cook some spaghetti
6:26 that will not work as the Geneva convention only effects countries at war thus any one can brake the Geneva convention if it is to another citizen of their country. This can work if the teacher is not a citizen of the country or if the students are not of that country.
A racoon is out side your window.
What will you do?
>Seduce Devour
Congrats! You made me think of vore - therefore ruining my day!
Time stamp 0:41 Soldier: we ran out of guns here’s a cat gun
13:37 Fun fact, they spelled Homosexual wrong. They swapped the u and a.
4:48
Now I feel bad for yelling “HA!” Every time I got caught…
10:15 I used to do that when I was 9yrs old at school and then I'd ask "do you know what this means?"
"no"
"good."
Hi Cougar! i really enjoy your voices! keep up the great content. Everyone have a great day!
Bruh can’t believe today is chewsday
Bruh my alexa turned on when he said "Hey Alexa, play despacito"
1:59 I was eating my food when i was watching this
Me:sees the title
Also me: tell him we need a reset
the title:we need to talk.
the thumbnail:r/cursedcomments
the description:r/hmmmmm
This got dark really dark **turns off light**
My friend noticed me of this video over on discord. 4:20 that's my post. I'm happy.
The thumbnail really brings out the inner me.
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. And for some fuckin reason.. they're speaking Vietnamese.
Love you all guys.
Have a great night/day!
And merry Christmas!
This isn't only cursed comments its also cursed commentary.
that title gave me anxiety like no other when i first saw it
legit my echo started playing despacito where he said that
11:28: I like that guy's name.
"KaioKEN!"
"Kaio-Wha- DAH!"
Or the best:
"Kaioken..."
"No..."
"Times..."
"No, no, no..."
"FOUR!!!"
"NONONONONOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
7:20 sounded more pathetic than me asking a stranger for directions
Cougar is my fav EzPz voicer
enjoyed your fun facts at the end. I, too, have been bitten and kicked by horse, I feel your pain...also been ran away with, and have had multiple unscheduled dismounts, and didn't stick the landing lol
7:38 technically the knife will clot the wounds and they will not die.
I found my new favorite meme channel