*ooo look at this bird with tons of feathers, ooo i bet im triggering jay, oooo feathers are more better than bird leaf, ooo theres even no bird tres ooo*
That sign that said "Do not have an emergency at this location" happened at my college. They were up for a few days and the guy that put them up got a pretty hefty slap on the wrist bc of policy
There was a meme about wasps so imma give you a fun fact: they are incredibly good at recognizing each other’s faces, in one study they painted a few wasps faces differently and released them back to the colony. Wonder what happened? The other wasps thought they were intruders and brutally murdered them! Awesome! Be back next time for more FUN facts with me!
IKR, I just forget your secrets. Meanwhile the girls at school: oh no! I don't think I can keep the secret anymore! I will tell my best friend what my other best friend told me and we will pass it on until everyone knows.
Someone tells me a secret Me who has the worst memory ever 5 minutes later : what did we just talk about? Hell I can't even remember most of my own secrets
9:58 Of course Jack is Fahrenheit and will is Celsius because Jack is very confusing funny and only one that isn't like anyone else and Will is the more respectable one(And then you got "I forgot her name" as Kelvin because she's confusing as all hell)
“I actually do like pickles but I don’t like cucumbers so I guess I like vinegar more” A good way to test this is to see if you like salt and vinegar chips more than the original, a true experiment is never finished after just one scenario
@Autumn Chambers well, that actually makes sense, but they usually read it before trying to speedrun the game, right? You gotta like a game to speedrun it while having fun, and watching the cutscenes are something you should achieve to like the game right? A game with a good story is always better imo
The ”Bands world tour thing” was accurate for every singer/band except one direction, as a person living in Sweden, I can tell you, none of the good singers or bands ever get here.
According to the scores, Mini shopping cart is best with a total of ten stars, following behind is basket with a total of nine stars, and last place goes to shopping cart with eight points.
10:07 I just finished watching that episode of Doctor Who... I had turned to your videos to cheer me up... I will never escape the endless void of sadness 😃
@@doomfry680 Sigh, Never mind then. Its a risk you choose to take. Afterall, security is something most people would trade off for convenience, unless its a websites that uses sensitive data like credit card details.
The thing with the parents saying they need to talk happens all the time and you just have a panic attack and then they just say some stupid shit about something random
@ezpz just a friendly tip, when you start a new voice over clip in whatever media software you're using, make sure to use fades at the beginning and end of the audio clips. I can hear a "pop" every single time a new clip starts and stops. This is an artifact that is caused by a track going from -∞dB to the noise floor of your setup. That jump from nothing to something makes that popping sound.
I feel like this video goes through all the memes too fast. I don't have time to process or laugh at the previous one before it jumps to the next one. Maybe slow it down a little?
@@pedrominanotorrano3366 no that's not how it works. i'm not going to listen to crappy audio becuase this guy goes too fast through the memes. there is no need to rush so why not go through them camly and add some interesting commentary to the memes.
8:56 Who’s a cute little skater duck? Who’s a cute little skater duck? You are! Oh yes you are, oh yes you are! - Anyone within a 1000000000000000000 mile radius of this duck
3:05 hey not sure if anyone has commented about this before, but this is actually real cool and its obvious she did really well since it wasn't said in the video. Basically, the girl holding Emily is actually trans and it's basically her showing that "this is who I am, I'm Emily, not whoever my parents called at birth". I heard this before in somewhere else and I'm just putting down how I remembered it.
4:25 I actually tell my friends that they can tell me anything they want kept secret because I sometimes forget it if it's small(i.e. someone has a crush on someone else)
My school said if you did a senior prank you would get suspended from school and not be able to walk across the stage but we never came back to school after spring break so my class said for our senior prank we should show up on the first day of school next year
I learned that the reason one nostril gets stuffy has something to do with your nostrils alternating between which one is expanded or something like that but basically it's completely intended by your body to give each nostril a bit of a rest P.S. you can message your nose if you are having trouble breathing due to being stuffed because it helps everything in the area relax
21 yr old me as I'm watching this: *debating on weather to call my mom a second time because she said she was on her way home and she's taking longer to get home than I anticipated*
The same person listed 6 ubers, then listed them all for the same route at the same time. With the Spotify one, I have nothing I’m one of the people who pay for premium
I'm sorry guys. It's the rules. We have to stop calling them feathers and start calling them bird leaves.
E
*ooo look at this bird with tons of feathers, ooo i bet im triggering jay, oooo feathers are more better than bird leaf, ooo theres even no bird tres ooo*
@@ilaldkxb I hate you.
*ooo yes jay is triggered, ooo i like feathers, ooo i like feathers, ooo*
@@ilaldkxb no. dude. stop it. shut up.
How the hell does the wreck in the thumbnail even happen? Did they say “Hey who wanna have a 6 car wreck?”
2 cars crash into each other, one tries to stop fails, another turns to stop the impact, another got stuck down the side
Guessing
@@neonswan1482 maybe ur right
Anthony Anderson I saw 7 in the thumbnail...
Cheese 7531 it was a guess lol
*"What did you lose in school?"*
My self-esteem, social skills, optimism, enthusiam, my brain and my pencils/pens ._.
That sign that said "Do not have an emergency at this location" happened at my college. They were up for a few days and the guy that put them up got a pretty hefty slap on the wrist bc of policy
There was a meme about wasps so imma give you a fun fact: they are incredibly good at recognizing each other’s faces, in one study they painted a few wasps faces differently and released them back to the colony. Wonder what happened? The other wasps thought they were intruders and brutally murdered them! Awesome! Be back next time for more FUN facts with me!
Which means if you're attacked by a swarm of wasps, you can use spray paint to significantly decrease the amount of them.
IKR, I just forget your secrets. Meanwhile the girls at school: oh no! I don't think I can keep the secret anymore! I will tell my best friend what my other best friend told me and we will pass it on until everyone knows.
Chris28TheGreat
When I was 7 a kid shared a secret. I knew he shared a secret, but as have no idea
And if I did, I wouldn’t share
Sadly that’s how it be 😔
Someone tells me a secret
Me who has the worst memory ever 5 minutes later : what did we just talk about?
Hell I can't even remember most of my own secrets
@@Amyshindle Pfft- That's 100% me too.
Me IRL: haha funny
*Me* IRL: relatable! *starts crying*
big oof
Yep
2:41 onision, yanderedev or shane Dawson, you choose
How 'bout all 3?
the better question: which one does it apply more to out of the 3?
@@i_Hate_All_of_You420 Onision
@@reversecard2063 fair since he claimed him throwing candy corn at Shiloh was a joke but we all know how it was for her
I saw Mikey's tweet and had to pause for a second we love seeing world's collide
I just took a second, and smiled, because I never thought it would happen
I have seen this post several times now in Reddit videos and always think it's hilarious
BRO IM CRYING!!!
Zach is here!!! Zach you are my favorite narrator.
Being a mha fan do you know what this reminded me of?
I AM HERE! (all might)
Wait... thats Zach? how can you tell the difference between Zach and Damian
@@roylim1169 now im gonna let u on a secret
*they are the same person*
shh
Same
@@peytonicbomb1746 who are you saying same too lol
5:23 me: thinks that they read my text of coming out to my freinds
"Pressing the undo button to remove children!"
My dad: *presses it three times*
"You weren't supposed to do that"
Well mistake made a mistake by deleting mistakes
3:00 I wonder what the guy was thinking when he typed it out
0:00 that is every one playing the original doom for the first time
Irl Memes
Internet Influencer: no you can't just laugh at self deprecating Memes
Me and the other viewers: ha ha laugh at irl memes
Me and other viewers: ha ha laugh go brrrr*
@@classicdeath5995 nice comment
69420
@@classicdeath5995 nice
9:58 Of course Jack is Fahrenheit and will is Celsius because Jack is very confusing funny and only one that isn't like anyone else and Will is the more respectable one(And then you got "I forgot her name" as Kelvin because she's confusing as all hell)
What?
kelvin is actually pretty easy. you just take celcius and add 273.15
Fahrenheit: How hot something is to humans
Celsius: How hot something is to the Earth
Kelvin: How hot something is to the universe
Kelvin isn't confusing, zero is the lowest possible temperature. That makes sense
@@anidiot9831 That's the same as Celsius
The perhaps literally just made me fart and now i cant stop laughing
“I actually do like pickles but I don’t like cucumbers so I guess I like vinegar more”
A good way to test this is to see if you like salt and vinegar chips more than the original, a true experiment is never finished after just one scenario
I can usually get 3/4 of the bag of chips eaten before the vinegar gets too strong.
In game people are spawncamping. Me: don't be like me irl
6:09 Too bad that guy can't take her out for a drink. He's a miner.
Friend: hey can you pass me the salt?
Me: Which one?
Friend: What do you mean?
Me: Well, theres you're mom.
5:01 So? I've met some cool insects.
I got a ad that said "5 women explain their story of their uber/lyft drivers sexually assaulted them" now I'm questioning life.....
No
NO
What kind of human being skips a game's cutscenes? WHY?
me
@@junienet ..i guess some people just don't like reading or watching. Right?
@Autumn Chambers well, that actually makes sense, but they usually read it before trying to speedrun the game, right? You gotta like a game to speedrun it while having fun, and watching the cutscenes are something you should achieve to like the game right? A game with a good story is always better imo
@@plrecall I don't care about the story in most cases.
6:16 Me getting used to it: *looks away*
Why was this posted at 8am in my time xD I am always getting afternoon posts
The ”Bands world tour thing” was accurate for every singer/band except one direction, as a person living in Sweden, I can tell you, none of the good singers or bands ever get here.
imagine falling in love with some just to find out they can't read fast enough to watch Netflix with subtitles
9:50 Kelvin and Rankine have the same zero value
This channel is Emkay but with less commentary involved.
[insert a reply]
@@yougot69supermonkeyb21 [a cringe reply]
Less cursed too
the third jar overflowing with coins saying you too and making something awkward
I just like how he reacts to the memes at the end of it, it feels like he's talking and watching the memes with me
According to the scores, Mini shopping cart is best with a total of ten stars, following behind is basket with a total of nine stars, and last place goes to shopping cart with eight points.
I actually can’t tell the difference between Zach and Damien from Emkay
Kinda sus
Damien is better, too bad its Robin now...
@@TwoManygaming tbh that's kinda rude but it's your opinion
3:04 Emily looks the happiest one there
Zach’s existence just makes me happy
4:10
* gives chameleon a infinity gauntlet and makes him purple *
It’s a thanos chameleon lol
Edit: Lol it’s actually 3:17
4:17
wat
No... we got got by the wasp
Uber be like I GOTTA BE THERE SO GET OUT OF THE WAY and starts a fight
Halfway through the video I forgot that there were 7 billion people on Earth and thought there were only like 200
10:07 I just finished watching that episode of Doctor Who... I had turned to your videos to cheer me up... I will never escape the endless void of sadness 😃
I've seen a lot of these posts before and I'm noticing a lot of the narration is just them reading something that's been cropped out so we can't see
11:07 don't do that.
it makes bruteforcing usernames and passwords much easier.
Yeah but... shut up no one likes the *safer* method
@@doomfry680 Till you are on the other end of the stick. You're welcome.
@@velix2835 nah ill still prefer it
@@doomfry680 Sigh, Never mind then. Its a risk you choose to take. Afterall, security is something most people would trade off for convenience, unless its a websites that uses sensitive data like credit card details.
When he said: "Alright baby get in these guts."
I was thinkin: *OOH SOMEONE MAKIN A JOKE ABOUT DISEMBOWELMENT.*
The thing with the parents saying they need to talk happens all the time and you just have a panic attack and then they just say some stupid shit about something random
7:50 what about the floor
“ all these e-boys and e-girls” “damn I just wanna be e-nough” same dude same
Zach’s always been my favorite narrator omg
@ezpz just a friendly tip, when you start a new voice over clip in whatever media software you're using, make sure to use fades at the beginning and end of the audio clips. I can hear a "pop" every single time a new clip starts and stops. This is an artifact that is caused by a track going from -∞dB to the noise floor of your setup. That jump from nothing to something makes that popping sound.
I feel like this video goes through all the memes too fast. I don't have time to process or laugh at the previous one before it jumps to the next one. Maybe slow it down a little?
yeah i found that very annoying. i had to constantly pause the video in order to see what was funny
Put the video slower
@@pedrominanotorrano3366 no that's not how it works. i'm not going to listen to crappy audio becuase this guy goes too fast through the memes. there is no need to rush so why not go through them camly and add some interesting commentary to the memes.
@@thehusk6319 then laugh faster
@@NasreddineAyknow i don't laugh, like ever. and that wasn't what i commented about.
i cliked at 7 seconds
8:56 Who’s a cute little skater duck? Who’s a cute little skater duck? You are! Oh yes you are, oh yes you are!
- Anyone within a 1000000000000000000 mile radius of this duck
Zach is the reason why I subscribed to this channel
Does anybody else just say the letters in "lmao" and "lol"? And not like a word?...I don't even know if that makes sense...sorry if it doesn't.
Yep, I do. I say the letters separately. Like "Elle Em Aye Oh" instead of "lemeow" or whatever it is. You make sense, don't worry.
@@killuazoldyck2630 Exactly. It sounds weird if you say it as a word, like you're trying to speak cursive or something.
@@mikoistired18 I think it sounds normal
@@killuazoldyck2630 Well, everyone has their own opinion. Sorry, I wasn't trying to offend you or anyone else by saying this.
@@mikoistired18 Don't worry! You weren't offending
Who else here has insomnia?
Im to tired cant remember
@@ugly-scp-tato4055 I'm so tired I forgot to reply until the next day
1:23 *this baby is so fast it will send you to brazil*
3:05 hey not sure if anyone has commented about this before, but this is actually real cool and its obvious she did really well since it wasn't said in the video. Basically, the girl holding Emily is actually trans and it's basically her showing that "this is who I am, I'm Emily, not whoever my parents called at birth". I heard this before in somewhere else and I'm just putting down how I remembered it.
first
ye
Ok
Ok boomer
30th!!!!!
People who reply to their own comments are bruh
*Me wanting to take food from the kitchen
Also me: goes to the bathroom
I choked on my water when the dude said the pope had god and anime on his side
the michael clifford one always gets me
The guy who called 65 ubers a hour ago : WHERE ARE THEY?
“Emily”
I felt that
Your doing grate this is helping me with my depression
2:05 LMAO!!! A LIGHTSABER!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"So Twitter" HOLY SHH YOU F'N KILLED HER DUDE!!
Fun fact water is not wet because it can’t dry and no matter what you say you will not change my mind
6:15 me: laughs in Amazon
For me my brains says "what if you trip and fall lmao" at a cliffs edge
The Zach smiles back gold zach
I was eating grapes when I saw the grape thing and I thought “ yep I just ate a spider and it is gonna kill me from the inside”
THE HEDGEHOG DOG NEIRJFWJ
2:20
I WATCHED THAT FUCKING SHOW AS A KID AND ONLY JUST REALIZED HOW HORRIFYING THEY ARE
Anyone ever watch on their phone and accidentally cast it onto your parents TV while they're watching a movie?
4:25
I actually tell my friends that they can tell me anything they want kept secret because I sometimes forget it if it's small(i.e. someone has a crush on someone else)
Every photoshop user felt the png site meme, the sadness is immeasurable.
21 yr old:touches toddlers balloon
Toddler:realeses demon form. becomes super san causes world war 3. Causes a super nova on the sun
This mini shopping carts be ZOOMIN’
Funny how ppl say I HATE THAT UPDATE even tho they just get used to it in like 3 times then forget it
Me_irl is too relatable
4:47 me with Spotify premium: I don’t have such weakness
0:03 me in hollow knight when I completely forget what happened when I played the game 3 years ago
Zach is the best narrator ever!
8:46 that went to all four nations. Twitter, Tumbler, Reddit, and CZcams.
Uber:Mr.stark, I dont feel so good
My school said if you did a senior prank you would get suspended from school and not be able to walk across the stage but we never came back to school after spring break so my class said for our senior prank we should show up on the first day of school next year
When the spider in the grapes came up I felt something brush against my arm
10:15 dude am I having déjà vu or everyone is using the exact same joke on this one !???
I love how part of the common tools is a particle accelerator
I learned that the reason one nostril gets stuffy has something to do with your nostrils alternating between which one is expanded or something like that but basically it's completely intended by your body to give each nostril a bit of a rest
P.S. you can message your nose if you are having trouble breathing due to being stuffed because it helps everything in the area relax
11:07 websites trying to keep your account safe: *insert cat with thumbs up*
Oh hey i do that. Whenever people dont like something I say I just follow up with "obvious joke."
Fun fact: if you watch you tube on safari you dont have to worry about those end of video thumbnails covering the video
1:32 when the parking lot was nearly empty, my dad would drive me super fast in the shopping cart, it was fun
0:19
I literally just _THINK_ about something, aaaannnddd it's in my CZcams recommendations.
Piano add: I was missing notes on purpose
The director: what?!
Me: you better start learning more acting then piano
Dude after three minutes of my mom being at the store my brother asks me to call her to make sure she isn’t dead
21 yr old me as I'm watching this: *debating on weather to call my mom a second time because she said she was on her way home and she's taking longer to get home than I anticipated*
7:37 at long last the ancient one has returned
The same person listed 6 ubers, then listed them all for the same route at the same time.
With the Spotify one, I have nothing I’m one of the people who pay for premium