4:05 i saw myself getting kidnapped by the payday gang being forced to kidnap a girl codenamed "queen" dallas gives me a gun and 3 other ppl we try kidnapping her only to find out she is tied up in such a position and with such materials that no way we could kidnap her then the other 3 disappear and i learn im kidnapping from fkn yakuza then i try making an escape then see someone following me i shoot him with my gun only to find out its an airsoft bb shooter and the yakuza dude chases me i hide somewhere with a baseball bat in my hand camping in a toilet and i kid you not i see him in full hd from a mirror coming towards me *M E N A C I N G L Y* then he kicks the door and i wake up
10:07 I was eating a Polvoron (a powedered sweet) when this suddenly got splashed on the screen and I choked and almost died because of my laughter, literally.
9:52 my cat is legit really stupid but he responds to, “come here” only when he’s in a good mood though cause he’s still a fucking cat and ignores me a lot of the time
9:09 Imagine waking up at three in the morning, realizing that you were sleeping next to your best friend on a BUNK BED. Being so nice that you don't wake them up, but the bed is creaky. So you try to escape for an HOUR, and then accept your fate for two more hours until you fall asleep. ...and then being woken up 30 minutes later.
6:03 Remember,The Space's Gravity Is Like Wter's Gravity,So He Didn't Died And His Head is Bleeding Cuz Water Can Make Bullets Being Very Slow So It Doesn't Kills You Or Hurt You Its Just Touch You Lightly
10:20 this is actually a very healthy exercise for your brain, as it breaks down the total time and you think okay, I've already gotten through 10 minutes, so I just have to do that 4 more times. It's like cutting your food into bite sized pieces before eating it, but instead you're making information smaller and easier to process
My brother is renting a house close to his college with his friends and said he wants to put a Danny Devito cut out at the bottom of the basement stairs
6:27 how to solve this problem (sorta) 1. see a good video 2. save video to playlist on youtube 3. get food and watch video/eat 4. video is done but your not done eating 5. you should have saved more videos
On the thumbnail that was me because at the time I had a early sleeping schedule so I waked up 3 hours before everyone and the mom told me to go back to sleep.
3:33 - That's me IRL , ALWAYS
Well technically everything here is r/meIRL
@@vcreativeart16 r/technicallythetruth
Large r/IhaveReddit moment.
The crap joke was a bigger plot twist than anything *ever*
@Apple butter you just rickrolled me... by text
@Apple butter i-i got rick rolled..... IN WORDS
What joke?
@dionysus damn legend
My expectations: 06:37
Reality: **smoll square thing**
2:45 *ooh, now that's a quiet burn*
I audibly laughed when I heard it
i want to get angry but it was way to funny
Brain: *do it*
Me: why
Brain: *just do it*
Me: *proceeds to skin the body in my basement*
mmmmmmm chicharon
then consume it
@@annibalism9753 with gravy made from his blood
Wait what
Makin' bacon.
I can confirm that this is me irl
r/technicallythetruth
I second this
Thank you for confirming this
Me too
Oh wow me too
2:13
I felt the bump at the end of the driveway and that's how I knew
What happens when you feel a series of bumps and shaking and hear some sounds
EzPz should do a reality tv show where it’s all the voice actors live together for 2 months
when you relate to every post
How was your day Aaron? Oh, how rude of me, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Aaaron.
@@RageDasher_7751 Is it Nordic?
@@confused_shark2537 Yes it is
@@RageDasher_7751 you talking to me
Isn't that kinda the point
Don't you dare wooosh me
4:05 i saw myself getting kidnapped by the payday gang being forced to kidnap a girl codenamed "queen" dallas gives me a gun and 3 other ppl we try kidnapping her only to find out she is tied up in such a position and with such materials that no way we could kidnap her then the other 3 disappear and i learn im kidnapping from fkn yakuza then i try making an escape then see someone following me i shoot him with my gun only to find out its an airsoft bb shooter and the yakuza dude chases me i hide somewhere with a baseball bat in my hand camping in a toilet and i kid you not i see him in full hd from a mirror coming towards me *M E N A C I N G L Y* then he kicks the door and i wake up
:O
:O
@@darkdrapio yes, bc this was well over a week ago
@@darkdrapio this is just the one of many i remember.
That is if i can remember the others
9:26
When pigstep first came out and I wanted to listen on spotify this happened to me several times
9:46 well...... This is something to say to a cat
10:07 I was eating a Polvoron (a powedered sweet) when this suddenly got splashed on the screen and I choked and almost died because of my laughter, literally.
9:52 my cat is legit really stupid but he responds to, “come here” only when he’s in a good mood though cause he’s still a fucking cat and ignores me a lot of the time
4:10 they forgot the:
Congrats "on" your baby
1:24 This is why I sleep standing up.
1:03 ah yes, "tout mais mon queze"
No, it's : " too mey monk wez"
When the ringing in your ear suddenly stops and you hear your parents doing the dishes a 1 am
3:54 this got me transcending into the universe to become Thanos
6:59 sad thing is someone stole the pic claiming she was friends with the mother
8:31 Kedae just hanging there like 👁👄👁 well not the worst i've heard.
Lmao kaede like “hold up lemme help”
@@Mothblossom yas queen
"Are you a vet" You know what I'm talking about.
9:09 Imagine waking up at three in the morning, realizing that you were sleeping next to your best friend on a BUNK BED. Being so nice that you don't wake them up, but the bed is creaky. So you try to escape for an HOUR, and then accept your fate for two more hours until you fall asleep.
...and then being woken up 30 minutes later.
"I just found out the average dream lasts 2 to 3 seconds"
My reaction: Does that mean I speedrun games that are 12 hour long?
I saw cyan do trash, medbay, asteroids, and shields but they are sus vote them out
Hehehehe sabotage time
My dreams have whole ass plots.
And they make actual _sense_ .
I don't know why but the author first name story is the most epic thing ever.
6:26 that one hit hard bc by the time ur 17 ur not even learning math ur just learning English on another level
Me at school: *I'M FULL OF IMMENSE DISAPPOINTMENT AND MY DAY IS RUINED*
Same.
6:29
Depending how long you eat or how shirt the videos are, save 1 or 2 videos to watch when you eat
When you wake up first in a sleepover.
But you have no friends
You become a crab, but can no longer give a straight answer.
"Its a small price to pay for crab."
1:43 🎶beat our guest beat our guest put our bats to the test🎶
"C'mere ya wee c**t" I was dying when I heard that while walking around school without me knowing anything was playing on my phone.
1:18
I felt that
11:11
That one is the most relatable for me-
Ssundee?
Dantdm for me.
Also popularmmos
9:10 I wish i knew what this felt like.....I’m totally always the last to sleep and the last up 😂
7:25 I‘m wondering how much the the guy made who thought that “Thor: The Dark World “in germany should literally be named “Thor: The Dark Kingdom”
Polar express has a special place in my heart
Zach, if you are always the first one up, you should hide the conductor around the house and scare robin lol
8:19
I sleep like that facing the wall, it's not that bad
Until you break your toes kicking the the wall in your sleep
About finding the CZcams video, i'm eating RN so,,, congrats my meal was legendary
7:57
I love pizza. And I hate robbers. Mr. Pizza guy, thank you for existing.
I relate to the thumbnail way too much...
1:24 this is also why you feel less stress when you lay down and rest your head on your hand
the dude who wanted to touch the lava? HAH! I want to eat it.
‘Damn it robin’
-Zach,2020
8:00 the pizza guy quietly whispering in the robbers ear “No one out pizzas the hut”
6:03 Remember,The Space's Gravity Is Like Wter's Gravity,So He Didn't Died And His Head is Bleeding Cuz Water Can Make Bullets Being Very Slow So It Doesn't Kills You Or Hurt You Its Just Touch You Lightly
2:34 its waaaay funnier if you imagine him saying twenty
1:06 "manquèzz" LMFAO that made my day
10:20 this is actually a very healthy exercise for your brain, as it breaks down the total time and you think okay, I've already gotten through 10 minutes, so I just have to do that 4 more times. It's like cutting your food into bite sized pieces before eating it, but instead you're making information smaller and easier to process
That last one, it hits hard. Real hard.
1:57 Burgle
I need two gallons of juice that makes you stop procrastinating and 84 shots of espresso
“Scientist have discovered a fish with feet”
Ight boi’s let’s go kill a fish to spare another species from evolution
I’m early for once, thank you for uploading! One of my other favorite’s quitted.
Zack:Same thing is happening here, but with the polar Express conductor....damn it Robyn
6:34 Rewatching old EZPZ memes is always a good option.
Was eating a meal when that meme popped up lmao
2:36
Meanwhile me who woke up with a cramped leg: existence is pain
My sis keeps photoshopping my cats face onto bees
And this is why I’m subscribed
I once had a dream while in a car and everything except what people said was exactly what happened irl
That last one is Emkay in a nutshell
" _dammit Robin..._ "
everytime i go make food, i always end up with a scar.
But hey food
11:11 unspeakable gaming, Dantdm, popular mmos, you see where I’m going with this? MY CHILDHOOD WAS LEAKING LIKE A MELTED PUPPY!
10:57
Me: "what did you do"
Him: "won an argument with my wife"
Me: "what did it cost"
Him: *"mY HoUsE"*
1:04 Me, a french: *Load shotgun with malicious intent*
i just cant....
he sounds exactly like damien
6:32 I don’t do this with meals, but I do it with a bowl of goldfish while in bed
6:32 ..that is why I am here. I need something good to start my day with, these videos always make me smile. Thank you for making them❤
I'm early for once. Woo
Fuk I forgot to comment I could’ve been first
LaNgUaGe
Me too but kinda
1:06 tou mé mankuez. lmao as a french person this is incredibly funny
No one:
Subtitles: *I will build the best sand castle in the galaxy*
Me: *votes subtitles*
I missed you Zach
I always hated the people that stabbed my freaking pencils
Lmao the cop joke
9:50 My dad is Scottish. This is accuracy
Is nobody going to talk about the amazing *damm it robin* at the beginning
6:07 WHY IS IT TRUEEEE 💀 😭 😂 I laughed too hard aycthat
3:58 well some how people need to get you're house on Google Maps
1:49 this is obito in another timeline
5:01 video games when you glitch right into them
4:18 congrats "on" your baby
And I'm never taking them off
00:26.. ive been sending these to my friends.. ALL
THE
TIME
3:08 I am swedish and did not know that (me to myself: *what have I been doing with my life?* )
I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a long long time
The last one is literally me
My brother is renting a house close to his college with his friends and said he wants to put a Danny Devito cut out at the bottom of the basement stairs
9:21 I feel
8:16 anyone know who these comics are by
Scott pilgrim
6:30 YES! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!
4:30 i think god thinks we are all dead so he is trying to remake humans
my favorite thing about this channel is that they find a way to say acab in every video
6:28
I BEG TO DIFFER!!
6:27 how to solve this problem (sorta)
1. see a good video
2. save video to playlist on youtube
3. get food and watch video/eat
4. video is done but your not done eating
5. you should have saved more videos
2:14 OH MY GOD YES
4:20 congrats “on” your baby. (Can’t forget the on man!)
1:40
Me waiting for a noob enemy to pass by and frick them up:
When I naturally wake up on the weekend I’m happy because I wanna spend the most time I can-
On the thumbnail that was me because at the time I had a early sleeping schedule so I waked up 3 hours before everyone and the mom told me to go back to sleep.