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  • @Baddino45
    @Baddino45 Před 3 lety +226

    Theres a amount of sleep where sleeping for a minute longer makes you not tired

    • @amalawawaw2
      @amalawawaw2 Před 3 lety +1

      What?

    • @rs2sensen830
      @rs2sensen830 Před 3 lety +6

      He is speaking

    • @Gloom_Lore
      @Gloom_Lore Před 3 lety +5

      There's an amount of sleep where sleeping for a minute, at any time, makes you even tired than before you went to sleep

    • @UwU-eo5wz
      @UwU-eo5wz Před 3 lety +1

      That's happened to me once it was the stuff

    • @nathanversluys6625
      @nathanversluys6625 Před 3 lety

      i am the 69th person to have liked this post anyone of any morality please do not like this post

  • @rerard6660
    @rerard6660 Před 3 lety +61

    2:58
    I
    C a n
    R e l a t e.

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 Před 3 lety +217

    Weak, I spent an entire week pulling all nighters. Now I am seeing dancing unicorns

  • @Darticianutopia
    @Darticianutopia Před 3 lety +87

    That minecraft one should have ended in "it starts raining in minecraft as well"

  • @Firelord91021
    @Firelord91021 Před 3 lety +44

    9:19 I actually did this but with a QR code!

  • @jadianradiator2761
    @jadianradiator2761 Před 3 lety +72

    1:47
    They're in uniform, because they're on duty.
    They're wearing high-visibility vests because they're working out in public and rainy weather.

    • @No-ep2oy
      @No-ep2oy Před 3 lety

      Hmmm

    • @rasati
      @rasati Před 3 lety +8

      its a joke lmao

    • @reemaa1045
      @reemaa1045 Před 3 lety +4

      r/wooosh

    • @UwU-eo5wz
      @UwU-eo5wz Před 3 lety +2

      Woosh

    • @RavenLunatic517
      @RavenLunatic517 Před 3 lety +3

      They probably understood the joke, but were just explaining why the soldiers were dressed like that in the first place. I found that explanation interesting

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy Před 3 lety +363

    Why this video was uploaded when i was about to go to sleep? let me sleep.

  • @firedragon5141
    @firedragon5141 Před 3 lety +25

    You know how the younger generation is supposed to be good at computers.....well........
    I just struggled to turn on my laptop because I couldn’t find the button and my parents knew how to do it......

  • @foreverGM.006
    @foreverGM.006 Před 3 lety +12

    10:20 there is now evidence t rex only had feathers when they were young, and weren't scavengers, but yes I can confirm they did wear socks with sandals.

  • @LoverGirl.-
    @LoverGirl.- Před 3 lety +246

    somebody- I can’t
    Me - correction, HeNcEfOrTh I aM uNaBlE tO cAn

    • @ravenfloofy1472
      @ravenfloofy1472 Před 3 lety +2

      When you see your father in the death star

    • @sandwich__671
      @sandwich__671 Před 3 lety +2

      How to english

    • @angelmartine8645
      @angelmartine8645 Před 3 lety +2

      If you read this you are not blind or a train anyone answer so we now who a train and not

    • @blobfish4849
      @blobfish4849 Před 3 lety

      @@angelmartine8645 wow thanks

    • @smooth585
      @smooth585 Před 3 lety

      Writing a 3000 word essay be like

  • @lukeblack8146
    @lukeblack8146 Před 3 lety +6

    6:19 If you have a craving for hotdogs when you swim, just swim in hotdog water.

  • @MrssMcgee
    @MrssMcgee Před 3 lety +47

    “Why did nobody tell me that I had to pay to be alive when I turn 18”

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley Před 3 lety +1219

    Grandma approved

  • @justjoshy5775
    @justjoshy5775 Před 3 lety +18

    Roses are red
    EZPZ has some colors
    When I see EZPZ notification
    I don't give two fricks about others

  • @t0uchingtipz611
    @t0uchingtipz611 Před 3 lety +14

    ah yes, slep

  • @samwilliams9133
    @samwilliams9133 Před 3 lety +5

    6:06 POLYAMOROUS. RELATIONSHIP. GOALS.

  • @elmachotaco9686
    @elmachotaco9686 Před 3 lety +13

    No I will not let you sleep

  • @YTMellow.
    @YTMellow. Před 3 lety +29

    COOCHIE MAN APPROVED🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @Yusuf-br8vz
    @Yusuf-br8vz Před 3 lety +1

    0:36 Sarah Scribbles always has the most relatable comic strips

  • @nedhunter4444
    @nedhunter4444 Před 3 lety +7

    3:40 For me I care more that I forgot the dream, as at least in the really interesting ones I seem to be semi-aware that it isn't real as it's happening. Of course that awareness could be a false memory superimposed on after the fact. But those dreams I tend to remember just well enough to come up with an interesting story afterward. Like the time I dreamed I was a dragon that could turn into a flying knife surrounded by an aura of destruction that looked like a poorly rendered UV sphere textured with a random noise function, and I was trying to stop an infanticidal dragon who had a bottle of poisoned meat puree, and then my real life little cousins appeared, and then I woke up.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 3 lety +5

    (9:05) Damn, I can't pull off that joke since in my language, people specify that it is time. Plus, wouldn't you specify minutes too? Oh well.

  • @jadianradiator2761
    @jadianradiator2761 Před 3 lety +4

    1:42
    He would let the rabbit hug him if it was because of his prickles

  • @Ace_Games
    @Ace_Games Před 3 lety +9

    Steve is in smash

  • @retrievingphantom6596
    @retrievingphantom6596 Před 3 lety +3

    4:25
    I throw up a lot because of this and then mom asks if I'm okay I tell her what I ate and she asks why and I got no idea
    I also got caught taking snacks without permission from this

  • @gamesclips380
    @gamesclips380 Před 3 lety +2

    0:54 I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +1

    8:51 as a programmer, I can confirm that this is very true.
    random fact: I get accused of programming sometimes because I like to use mono space font. literally every few days someone's like "are you coding?" and I have to explain that it’s the font

  • @cod3breaker491
    @cod3breaker491 Před 3 lety +1

    I lost it at "Chikapu" LMAOOOOOOO

  • @collisionmanxls2910
    @collisionmanxls2910 Před 3 lety +2

    5:34 wait until he sees John Hancock’s grave

  • @snailkat
    @snailkat Před 3 lety +4

    0:38 this happened when I thought my friend said best friend but she actually said boyfriend so then she was like “wait you had a boyfriend”

  • @misshoney2006
    @misshoney2006 Před 3 lety +1

    11:24 me who found a spider in my basement in July and hasn't been doing any harm also naming it fred

  • @mosstah
    @mosstah Před 3 lety +3

    2:58 does that imply that he has a girlfriend just doesn’t think that she’s cute?

  • @Palaeono
    @Palaeono Před 3 lety +2

    True fact: t-rex had the best eye sight to of ever existed in the universe.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Před 3 lety +5

    3:06
    No the hours are the same, it just keeps going at 32

  • @appleroad4415
    @appleroad4415 Před 3 lety +1

    You don’t realize how long 30 seconds truly is until you watch one of your Xbox clips.

  • @BibidyIsDignate
    @BibidyIsDignate Před 3 lety +1

    Me: I can’t
    Autocorrect: henceforth I am unable to can

  • @hama3254
    @hama3254 Před 3 lety +5

    8:24 someone made a meme about me :O

  • @dorkish
    @dorkish Před 3 lety +1

    4:41 he doesn't realize it's formated like that "loss" comic

  • @aureolightz3112
    @aureolightz3112 Před 3 lety +5

    3:23, this does exist if your account administrator blocks the game.

  • @syfex2905
    @syfex2905 Před 3 lety

    9:10 bruh ur voice is crazy i need a voice impressions video from you...the way you read some of these memes and immitate voices is just too good.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +1

    0:20 I didn’t have any 'chores,' so also no allowance. All my money as a teen is from Christmas and my birthday.

  • @robertnicholson2554
    @robertnicholson2554 Před 3 lety +1

    I literally just woke up 2 minutes before my alarm clocl6

  • @AT_0731
    @AT_0731 Před 3 lety +2

    how does this dude not have more subs he is a legend!

  • @mymail5611
    @mymail5611 Před 3 lety

    OMG OMG WHEN THE MEME CAME UP WITH U SITTING IN A CINEMA, I HAD BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT FOR YEARS BEFORE SEEING THIS 😱

  • @tev326
    @tev326 Před 3 lety

    5:58 Me:Goes outside barefoot
    The new generations: 😦...😧...😨 How are you doing that?

  • @dicks_out_4_harambe358
    @dicks_out_4_harambe358 Před 3 lety +3

    8:45 I have 2 whole 3 inch binders full of pokemon cards, and I don't know how to play

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 Před 3 lety

    6:28 when me and my sister had swimming lessons, we'd get lunch at the chip shop so I always get a craving for fish and chips when I go swimming.

  • @omegamemer69420
    @omegamemer69420 Před 3 lety

    3:23 Fun fact: your school or admin can block the dinosaur game resulting in that exact picture (right) with a thing saying “your administrator has blocked the dinosaur game”

  • @Alpha5-7
    @Alpha5-7 Před 3 lety +1

    I just subbed cuz that thumbnail man I felt that potato thing stressed but tired and happy that didn’t get blasted full volume

  • @No-yw9yi
    @No-yw9yi Před 3 lety

    That Pokémon one was so relatable

  • @EMRLDPRTO
    @EMRLDPRTO Před 3 lety

    Brain at school: slepp
    Brain at 2am:thomk

  • @Thisisaline-
    @Thisisaline- Před rokem

    2:06
    My brain thought of this too, this really is that relatable

  • @Massck
    @Massck Před 3 lety +1

    9:10 WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

  • @CreepyFlash2010
    @CreepyFlash2010 Před 3 lety

    Person who thought that the stuff in Google classroom was optional.
    Me:Same dude... Same

  • @ashleyvancleave6026
    @ashleyvancleave6026 Před 3 lety

    11:32
    2020:"Well I just made it harder."

  • @_PostMortem
    @_PostMortem Před 3 lety +1

    HE PRONOUNCED LOFI INCORRECTLY

  • @argh1380
    @argh1380 Před 3 lety

    My sister once woke me up 2 minutes before my alarm because I 'overslept' and I hated her so I slept more then I needed to.

  • @manoftheocean6988
    @manoftheocean6988 Před 3 lety +1

    5:13 Jeremy Clarkson Is the best lol

  • @thomasbengl6081
    @thomasbengl6081 Před 3 lety

    5:55 Germany: It's free real estate

  • @Ghoulzii33
    @Ghoulzii33 Před 3 lety

    My incarnation must be trying to kill me through the screen bc im just that stupid, useless, and hopeless

  • @Bozo_Clown
    @Bozo_Clown Před 3 lety +1

    Me:*gets out of bed to get a snack in the middle of the night*
    My brain:... Hmm what's the scariest thing in the universe

  • @VelRenshi
    @VelRenshi Před 3 lety

    Instructions unclear man keeps-
    Punching me to sleep-
    When I-
    Wake up.

  • @mustacheenforcementagencym8782

    I was watching another ezpz vid when notification pop up

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 Před 3 lety +1

    1:49 the military class walk to school with one member, Billy's mummy at the lead

  • @Jadwiga.rysunki.anime_
    @Jadwiga.rysunki.anime_ Před 3 lety +2

    5:55
    You will only truly understand if you are Polish

  • @josh_isntfunny12
    @josh_isntfunny12 Před 3 lety

    You know that whole dinosaur game thing actually was implemented if a school moderator or any moderator on chrome decides to turn off the game.

  • @averageboxfanenjoyer
    @averageboxfanenjoyer Před 3 lety

    My past reincarnations trashing and spitting on my chair

  • @emmy7405
    @emmy7405 Před 3 lety

    The part where the university awarded the service dog an honorary graduate degree is in my hometown, Potsdam NY (Clarkson University) Such a sweet story, very cool to see it featured on Emkay! 💖

  • @foczysmalec7374
    @foczysmalec7374 Před 3 lety

    5:36
    Fun fact!
    That giraffe has front facing eyes, which means that it's a predatory creature!

  • @-echofire-2004
    @-echofire-2004 Před 3 lety

    6:10 essay of 4,000 words: "i herby shall say that at this time i am not able to complete this task that you have now given up to me as a person"

  • @l.mikallieanderson7127

    Henceforth, I am unable toucan.
    I spent a total of *15 MINUTES* trying to figure out how to spell toucan

  • @DaBomb3rd
    @DaBomb3rd Před 3 lety

    The one with the spiders, third one is so me whenever. I think I renamed the same spider three times because they all look the same.

  • @michaelgallagher3739
    @michaelgallagher3739 Před 3 lety

    I approve these memes. You have got a sub.

  • @hermitcrabby3324
    @hermitcrabby3324 Před 3 lety

    We found Waldo. This is a great day in history.

  • @piotrek5s170
    @piotrek5s170 Před 3 lety

    ill post this on me_irl
    Me_irl
    Me:
    Why is heart attack taking so long?

  • @projectdlmfa666
    @projectdlmfa666 Před 3 lety +1

    9:45 I graduated from there and got to see that

  • @Zuion_Art
    @Zuion_Art Před 3 lety

    The fact that cactus hurt you so much 1:38

  • @KrakeNull
    @KrakeNull Před 3 lety

    "Henceforth I am unable to be able to"

  • @CosmicNyan
    @CosmicNyan Před 3 lety +2

    Everyone: r/Me_irl
    Me on an essay: I the great cosmic of the lands relatable commonly shared images generated on the world wide web and published on the page linked from the website "reddit"

  • @borruzic8449
    @borruzic8449 Před 3 lety

    To the mom argument you can say "did anyone ask you t?"

  • @bruhmoment3015
    @bruhmoment3015 Před 3 lety

    This was very epic please keep it up

  • @duck508
    @duck508 Před 3 lety

    Your phone battery at 1% lasts the LONGEST

  • @dragathemoonshadowdragon3744

    8:00 hey look I’m in this one

  • @elitaylor146
    @elitaylor146 Před 3 lety +2

    Wait, is this the 3rd upload today?

  • @uuitsmeyeees8516
    @uuitsmeyeees8516 Před 3 lety

    "When you die you appear in a cinema-"
    Me: HHHHHHHHNGGGGGGHHHHHH DESPAIR ARC JUNKO MISS CHISA-

  • @LuckyAndStreamy12345678910

    6:40 How To Scare Someone who suffers Trypophobia Step 1 Get Their Eraser Step 2 Get a pencil Step 3 Stab The Eraser with holes Step 4 Give It Back to the person Step 5 Tell them to Switch to the site you made the holes on

  • @Jam-zr3kr
    @Jam-zr3kr Před 3 lety +1

    So with the chrome dino game accually the asteroids pop up if the game is blocked, my school did that once..

  • @panmaster8608
    @panmaster8608 Před 3 lety +1

    Chevy aproves

  • @theredstonehive
    @theredstonehive Před 3 lety +1

    1:33 yes

  • @potassium3948
    @potassium3948 Před 3 lety

    6:12 No, it’s
    “Due to multiple ulterior circumstances out of my control and power, I am unable to fulfill this task right at this moment and probably never be able to. Several inconveniences may be created due to my inability to get this task done, so support and aid is to be recommended during the procedure if the task is important or urgent.”

  • @foxwolflover6450
    @foxwolflover6450 Před 3 lety

    I got an ad that said "This is Tyler. Tyler likes Anita." then the "When you realize nobody's listening to your story" made the ad much less annoying

  • @voxelisdead
    @voxelisdead Před 3 lety +1

    so google actually added the meteorite thing

  • @elementalcore3454
    @elementalcore3454 Před 3 lety

    I need the "I exist without my consent" image.

  • @jinxbumpus7270
    @jinxbumpus7270 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert Einstein-
    Birth-1879
    Death-1955

  • @glamboo
    @glamboo Před 3 lety

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    my brain: P O T A T O M O R T
    me: must.. not.. laugh... PFFT GODDAMNIT

  • @karriebarbettini6161
    @karriebarbettini6161 Před 3 lety +2

    ✨Chikapu✨

  • @adarksoul_7025
    @adarksoul_7025 Před 3 lety

    11:25 *me looking at the corner in my room where a spider has been sitting for a few months already that i called freddy* "yeah yk me"

  • @wearenottheFBI
    @wearenottheFBI Před 3 lety +1

    Henceforth I am unable to do the current objective given to me

  • @sunnysideupeggz.
    @sunnysideupeggz. Před 3 lety

    Me: dreams about having a nice mechanical pencil I wanted for a week then getting up to get that pencil then being sad that I don’t have the pencil-

  • @chrisaftonshadowfreddy4748

    I love this I’ll have my family react to this

  • @theneoreformationist
    @theneoreformationist Před 3 lety

    9:29 Either she has two left hands, or the hand she is biting beholds to another person.