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  • @justinlusk2874
    @justinlusk2874 Před 4 lety +1656

    "Not quite pikachu"
    That's ditto, fool.

  • @gammagames1413
    @gammagames1413 Před 4 lety +324

    7:10 confirms the theory that Damien and Zach are one and the same. Damien you made a slip up. Now we all know.

  • @XxAila_xX
    @XxAila_xX Před 4 lety +543

    All Pokemon fans seeing the “weird pikachu” instantly knowing it’s ditto

  • @supanerdreviews4056
    @supanerdreviews4056 Před 4 lety +499

    “It’s time to duel”
    Does nobody notice the zebra RIDING A GIRAFFE in The background

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 Před 4 lety +787

    This brings a new meaning to "Rolling the Dice."

    • @tea7630
      @tea7630 Před 4 lety +18

      Go ahead, mister Joestar

    • @senpaistreams502
      @senpaistreams502 Před 4 lety +6

      @@tea7630 ok then open the game

    • @ember_falls
      @ember_falls Před 4 lety

      @@tea7630 unexpected jojo

    • @coolbee548
      @coolbee548 Před 4 lety +2

      Challenge excepted I shall beat you in a game of monopoly with hesitation

    • @daiden8715
      @daiden8715 Před 4 lety

      Твёрдый Знак l pop

  • @hippsthehippo9804
    @hippsthehippo9804 Před 4 lety +704

    0:36 *No wonder he liked the Japanese*

    • @Uraganasviesulas
      @Uraganasviesulas Před 4 lety +48

      I'll never forgive the japanese

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 Před 4 lety +31

      The opposite of Joseph joestar, who never forgave the Japanese

    • @Uraganasviesulas
      @Uraganasviesulas Před 4 lety +16

      @@crabulonbestgirl9130 considering the whole jojo universe was destroyed
      Everything makes sense

    • @caradog1081
      @caradog1081 Před 4 lety +6

      Actually I think the character is from girls und panzer

    • @caradog1081
      @caradog1081 Před 4 lety +3

      I’m serious that’s an actual TV show

  • @SJohann
    @SJohann Před 4 lety +73

    6:58 For anyone wondering, the Octopus is a payment method in Hong Kong. It is a card that can be loaded up with money in any convenience store. It is used for many things in Hong Kong.

  • @Mr.Comedian42069
    @Mr.Comedian42069 Před 4 lety +31

    1:32 it’s shocking how fast people wake up when you do this

  • @trivagoavacodo
    @trivagoavacodo Před 4 lety +232

    4:15 I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, the trees are speaking *and they speak Vietnamese*

    • @shoganshanks4325
      @shoganshanks4325 Před 4 lety

      Nice one

    • @coolbee548
      @coolbee548 Před 4 lety +2

      I speak trees I’m also Vietnamese

    • @cyberashuto6123
      @cyberashuto6123 Před 4 lety +3

      I am the trees and I speak for the Lorax

    • @llamasarenice6791
      @llamasarenice6791 Před 4 lety

      Nice

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm Před 4 lety +1

      No they start speaking Japanese.
      Difference is,
      "I am the lorax and I speak for the trees!
      *Trees speak Vietnamese*
      They say they're happy!"
      And
      "I am the lor- *BONSAI*"

  • @djredstinger12pvz75
    @djredstinger12pvz75 Před 4 lety +213

    1:24 It's a bamboo shoot.
    *Ba-dum, tss!*

  • @edenwittles6390
    @edenwittles6390 Před 4 lety +26

    0:55 Sans in the background be like: Papyrus, where are your clothes??

  • @Chemrmnce1234
    @Chemrmnce1234 Před 4 lety +122

    the "not quite pikachu" isnt blursed. Its a ditto

  • @MixZTitaniumDubstep
    @MixZTitaniumDubstep Před 4 lety +201

    5:20 have another look. Bush as a duelist is not the weirdest thing there.

  • @NocturnalPyro
    @NocturnalPyro Před 4 lety +64

    3:29 it's a Ditto-chu

    • @oldfoxy53
      @oldfoxy53 Před 4 lety +9

      Nocturnal Pyro You Thought is was pikachu, But it was me Ditto!!!!

    • @nightcap5393
      @nightcap5393 Před 4 lety +3

      @@oldfoxy53 is that a jojo reference!

    • @bonk9616
      @bonk9616 Před 4 lety

      @@nightcap5393 yes

  • @bolfor
    @bolfor Před 4 lety +35

    7:38 when u don't open the door
    *A really big frickin hole coming right up*

    • @angelwolf1347
      @angelwolf1347 Před 4 lety +1

      bellfire 24 FBI OPEN UP WE GOT MILK GOGOGOGOGO

    • @Scha7ten
      @Scha7ten Před 3 lety

      @@angelwolf1347 the man in front of the glas door is Thermite from Rainbow Six Siege and his signatur line is: A big freaking hole coming right up.

  • @Brrrrrrrrrrrt
    @Brrrrrrrrrrrt Před 3 lety +9

    8:09 i can’t blame whoever put that sign there, i fully understand them.

  • @kerrybarneyiii1202
    @kerrybarneyiii1202 Před 4 lety +37

    3:15 yeah so round dice are a thing, I have one; there is a cube shaped hollow with a heavy ball inside. Each point of the hollow is on a number so when rolled the ball uses gravity to stop it on a number. Pretty weird that it’s on blursed images since the guy/gal had to know it was a perfectly useable die lol

    • @hunterbarber5135
      @hunterbarber5135 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm L
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      Lpll I'm Lll I'll look in ll me lll
      Lpll
      Y
      Ll

    • @ASTC-Sinon
      @ASTC-Sinon Před 4 lety

      hunter barber r/ihadastroke

    • @kerrybarneyiii1202
      @kerrybarneyiii1202 Před 4 lety

      Excuse me, the hollow isn’t a cube it’s an octahedron. Was thinking 6 sides not points lol

    • @waitingmars
      @waitingmars Před 4 lety

      Most likely knew and just expected others to not so they posted it to get karma

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll Před 4 lety

      Doesn't change the fact that it shouldn't exist

  • @paudda6004
    @paudda6004 Před 4 lety +97

    The round dice actually work due to a metal ball inside that ensures a number is selected. I used to have one.

    • @muffinman8018
      @muffinman8018 Před 4 lety +1

      I still have one

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 4 lety +1

      I have some, but the internal ball isn't metal, just possibly solid plastic.

    • @OMORI_BRAINR0T
      @OMORI_BRAINR0T Před 4 lety

      the one i have had a normal die inside it lol

    • @Sackofsoviets
      @Sackofsoviets Před 4 lety

      I have a pair 2 HELL YEAH SPHERE DICE WERE ALL WEIRD

  • @smile.7233
    @smile.7233 Před 3 lety +32

    9:21 Diary of a wimpy kid: Rodrick rules. Read the book.

  • @assassin8802
    @assassin8802 Před 4 lety +6

    3:31 koro sensei trying to blend in

  • @exzev629
    @exzev629 Před 4 lety +78

    she is doing a reverse Michael Jackson 1:16

    • @angelwolf1347
      @angelwolf1347 Před 4 lety

      Muhammad Moiz I wish I say something

    • @exzev629
      @exzev629 Před 4 lety

      @@angelwolf1347 go ahead and say wut u wish

    • @possums154
      @possums154 Před 4 lety

      Muhammad Moiz She doin a reverse Michael Jackson. What? You said say what I wish

  • @63lay43
    @63lay43 Před 4 lety +62

    4:13 Epstien didn't kill himself

  • @zepy6259
    @zepy6259 Před 4 lety +17

    5:22 did anyone else notice the zebra on top of the Giraffe

  • @harrypoon2438
    @harrypoon2438 Před 4 lety +7

    6:59 the “octopus” is something like a credit used in Hong Kong for paying for stuff

  • @microwavedcorn5556
    @microwavedcorn5556 Před 4 lety +23

    1:26 IT'S THE BAMBOOZLER DJDJDJDKKSKS

    • @Rose-ft3hv
      @Rose-ft3hv Před 4 lety +1

      (Splatoon)

    • @Octoling_775
      @Octoling_775 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah I see you are an inkling (or octoling) of culture as well!

  • @Brsav
    @Brsav Před 4 lety +14

    7:39 looks exactly like Thermite from Rainbow Six Siege

  • @Winteriffic
    @Winteriffic Před 4 lety +5

    0:40 Zero Two aaaaaaa noises intensifies*

  • @a_prsn
    @a_prsn Před 4 lety +8

    2:22 ITS CALLED NAAN

  • @queenluci6664
    @queenluci6664 Před 4 lety +40

    5:20 um, are you not seeing the giraffe in the background helping out his zebra friend?

  • @oldfoxy53
    @oldfoxy53 Před 4 lety +10

    You Thought it was pikachu, but it was me Ditto!!!

  • @korecores
    @korecores Před 4 lety +5

    the dice really said “gonna give you up, gonna let you down”

  • @solarcupid3602
    @solarcupid3602 Před 4 lety +42

    4:19 look closely there’s actually a face

  • @confusedaxolotl7833
    @confusedaxolotl7833 Před 4 lety +32

    Why is Thermite delivering milk? Am I getting swatted?

    • @th3crazyguard1an85
      @th3crazyguard1an85 Před 4 lety +6

      i think it was from a russian badger video, im going to try and find it

    • @milogibbs6719
      @milogibbs6719 Před 4 lety +1

      @Th3 Crazy Gaurd1an, did you find out?

    • @BungoDungo1
      @BungoDungo1 Před 4 lety +3

      A RELLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP here’s you milk sir

    • @BuiltStupidAF
      @BuiltStupidAF Před 4 lety +2

      Thermite delivering milk bcuz he wanna kidnap u into his van and he will use his charges in ur house

  • @jonathandelgado4105
    @jonathandelgado4105 Před 4 lety +36

    8:33 GUYS I NEED HELP MY MOTTERCYCE WONT START I PUT 20 GALLONS OF GAS IN IT

  • @nonyabuisness9214
    @nonyabuisness9214 Před 3 lety +6

    3:30 "there is an imposter among us"

  • @gray3231
    @gray3231 Před 3 lety +3

    “adolf hitler and his anime waifu” is now forever engraved into my brain

  • @Game_Sometimes
    @Game_Sometimes Před 4 lety +25

    Did you know, that glass of bird is actually “birbon”

  • @foxbuns
    @foxbuns Před 4 lety +49

    Damien: haha yugioh
    the background: a zebra riding a giraffe's neck

  • @thehensonkid1
    @thehensonkid1 Před 4 lety +7

    5:21 its as if we swapped human brains and animal brains in the background.

  • @crowofjudgement621
    @crowofjudgement621 Před 4 lety +3

    1:24 OH GOD ITS THE BAMBOOZLER

  • @NO-ne8dc
    @NO-ne8dc Před 4 lety +19

    5:21 he really didn’t notice the background

    • @NO-ne8dc
      @NO-ne8dc Před 4 lety +1

      SuperLuigiEvan because I am god

    • @eliviqs
      @eliviqs Před 4 lety +1

      @SuperLuigiEvan OMG SAME I SEE THIS GUY EVERYWHERE

  • @finlandball1939
    @finlandball1939 Před 4 lety +8

    4:15 Its the Vietnamese O . O

  • @gorespace
    @gorespace Před 3 lety +2

    my brother @ 7:56 : "yoooo, I didn't know they made Patrick's fishnet boot combo a real thing, look at him"

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483

    Jasper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--- *Flop*
    MJ: She's fine.
    Demonic Autumn: Dying of laughter is one of the best ways to go

  • @nutsandbolts1264
    @nutsandbolts1264 Před 4 lety +36

    9:26 this is literally from the book "Diary of a Wimpy kid" this takes me back 😂
    Ok, so in the book, Rodrick (the older rebellious brother) had to do a project for the science fair, him being the sloth and metal band rebel that he is, makes *THAT* presentation

    • @angelwolf1347
      @angelwolf1347 Před 4 lety

      nuts and bolts I thought that to myself too!

    • @remnantsactualpvp1590
      @remnantsactualpvp1590 Před 4 lety

      i audibly laughed
      i audibly *laughed*
      i got the reference, it was beautiful

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream Před 4 lety +24

    Someone got a little too excited with the skeleton remote.

    • @starmade4547
      @starmade4547 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm still waiting for the video to load (bad internet) and I'm immensely confused and concerned.

  • @yukkuri9144
    @yukkuri9144 Před 4 lety +5

    “That guy” hide the pain terry
    “That dog” Walter clement

  • @itsfuntobesam8473
    @itsfuntobesam8473 Před 4 lety +37

    Ez pz- Hitler with is anime girlfriend
    Me waiting for him to say zero two

  • @milkman3116
    @milkman3116 Před 4 lety +10

    4:00 is hot Ethier way

  • @joeyknight8272
    @joeyknight8272 Před 4 lety +11

    4:16 the tree speaks Vietnamese

  • @ninjaxsubzero7438
    @ninjaxsubzero7438 Před 3 lety +4

    6:36 when you accidentally swallow your piano

  • @sigma4357
    @sigma4357 Před 4 lety +1

    fun fact. All proper dice are made so that opposite sides make maximum plus one. On a standard six sided dice opposites always add up to 7. This requires the 1, 2, and 3 faces to share a vertex. The faces can be placed clockwise or counter clockwise.
    However on this round dice the 6 is next to the one so it has been made incorrectly.

  • @kleann
    @kleann Před 4 lety +13

    “this makes me wanna die am i right”

  • @MisterDax
    @MisterDax Před 4 lety +11

    5:19 Maybe re-roll the perception check ;)

  • @krystalendermalie1361
    @krystalendermalie1361 Před 4 lety +6

    8:09 That has to be in Sweden.
    Danes and Swedes are notorious for their rivalry

  • @koficake672
    @koficake672 Před 4 lety +3

    0:25
    "Merciful God Woody stares down at us with his merciful gaze"
    "Jesus Christ what is that"

  • @KiddSteely
    @KiddSteely Před 4 lety +24

    9:34 Billie Ricardo looks like the hispanic landlord lady who wont shut up about celebrity drama while talking loudly on her phone

    • @starmade4547
      @starmade4547 Před 4 lety

      Still waiting for it to actually load and these comments make me wanna click away already.

    • @junkyyard2273
      @junkyyard2273 Před 4 lety

      Billicardo Eilos

  • @lenierkuusha
    @lenierkuusha Před 4 lety +9

    8:42 welp from what Minecraft told me
    It’s dead

  • @sachoune3416
    @sachoune3416 Před 3 lety +1

    Ok so if anyone is wondering about the bamboo gun :
    I don't know if it's the same thing here, but in a lot of post-soviet army, if you forget your rifle somewhere the drill instructors will punish you by making you walk around with this. (Same thing with a huge wooden phone or a sword of you used your phone without being allowed to or if you forgot your bayonet for example)

  • @binxhere1
    @binxhere1 Před 4 lety +3

    5:11 To the Watch Dog players, that guy with the huge pack of toilet paper looks like aiden pierce.

  • @kalupwsddf1515
    @kalupwsddf1515 Před 4 lety +5

    At 1:47 it kinda looks like you are hanged upside down with huge pigeons hunger with you

  • @basementhobo2288
    @basementhobo2288 Před 4 lety +5

    3:34 "Top 10 photos taken before disaster"

  • @deadbvnni2570
    @deadbvnni2570 Před 4 lety +6

    3:27
    Did u mean a Ditto?
    *Oml IT WAS SO SIMPLE*

  • @gatauapaajalah
    @gatauapaajalah Před 4 lety +2

    6:58 octopus is a some sort of family friendly debit card that hong kong people use to pay MRT, food, etc

  • @TheTerribleUsername
    @TheTerribleUsername Před 4 lety +7

    That title seems like it's gonna make a pun. A _skele-ton_ of em.

  • @potatoking8770
    @potatoking8770 Před 4 lety +89

    The blood of Finn’s enemies runs down. Edit: Thanks for the likes

  • @legend8me670
    @legend8me670 Před 4 lety +1

    1:26 * You hear in distance *thump*you turn and all you see is a piece of bamboo flying at your face

  • @luxarioplayz9667
    @luxarioplayz9667 Před 4 lety +3

    3:48 Why is the impression so good?!

  • @hkm239
    @hkm239 Před 4 lety +12

    6:57 Hong Kong

  • @Panavia_Tornado_GR.4
    @Panavia_Tornado_GR.4 Před 4 lety +3

    9:46 teenagers: Infinite power!

  • @puffwithnocheeto5031
    @puffwithnocheeto5031 Před 4 lety +1

    7:38 "Covert Milk Delivery" starring Thermite as the milk man

  • @alexandercabret5940
    @alexandercabret5940 Před 4 lety

    2:35 reminds me of a cars themed gingerbread house I made with my uncle as a kid. It was lightning McQueen with a Christmas tree on top of him. The Christmas tree broke so my uncle got out what he called “edible glue,” which was actually icing. He also brought me legos when he visited until my mom told him to stop because the legos would all get mixed up. I miss him.

  • @edgecannon5520
    @edgecannon5520 Před 4 lety +30

    5:22 don’t mind that guy but may I ask what the hell is going on with the background?!zebra trying to get sum food or a gal😂

  • @doog7774
    @doog7774 Před 4 lety +3

    5:20 lol the giraffe and the zebra are eating a tree

  • @jeremywith_pants
    @jeremywith_pants Před 4 lety +1

    Earing Zack not knowing who's Walter physically hurts me.

  • @TotallyNotRiot
    @TotallyNotRiot Před 4 lety +3

    0:42 ITS THE 02 ANIME CHARACTER CALLED "ACE PILOT"

  • @mehgreyson
    @mehgreyson Před 4 lety +5

    5:28 I already have!
    Edit: this is my coming out story to CZcams

    • @angelwolf1347
      @angelwolf1347 Před 4 lety

      Do gays accept Furries or are you against them

  • @FenrizNNN
    @FenrizNNN Před 3 lety +3

    Nothing scares me
    Exept that thing
    9:37 *Billie milos*

  • @theamazingmoore6083
    @theamazingmoore6083 Před 4 lety +1

    1:28 bro he got the bamboozler!! nice splatoon weapon fam!

  • @robotknife
    @robotknife Před 4 lety +2

    1:26 when u have a bambo farm and want a weapon

  • @hey_this_is_a_handle
    @hey_this_is_a_handle Před 4 lety +4

    Round dice

  • @efraincelin1881
    @efraincelin1881 Před 3 lety +3

    3:19 as a d&d palyer and gm, this makes me wanna die too

  • @_pax_
    @_pax_ Před 4 lety +1

    Tom Riddle’s Nokia can never be destroyed *Evil Laughter Intensifies*

  • @theisthecool1105
    @theisthecool1105 Před 4 lety +1

    nobody is talking about how birds cant eat chocolate or else they die, and that bird is CLEARLY eating it and how it might die?

    • @DarkDraconX1
      @DarkDraconX1 Před 4 lety

      8:39 It is cgi. From a film Jack and Jill.
      czcams.com/video/UdRvlLZLI6c/video.html

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons Před 3 lety +3

    3:05 Roblox despacito spider

  • @bugemaster2700
    @bugemaster2700 Před 4 lety +29

    Im unsubbing, he dare call Zero Two a low life "anime waifu". She is much more!

  • @hiddentreasure2161
    @hiddentreasure2161 Před 4 lety

    3:29 That joke wooshed past your head and hit me in the face. That's how much it hurts that you didn't realise the pikachu is supposed to be a dito that has transformed into a pikachu

  • @andrewtatelover1041
    @andrewtatelover1041 Před 4 lety +1

    7:37 "a really big carton of milk coming up"

  • @JhonBaard
    @JhonBaard Před 4 lety +4

    i have one of those round dices thay actually work

    • @sneow109
      @sneow109 Před 4 lety

      Jhon Beard “Dices” 🤦‍♂️

    • @kerrybarneyiii1202
      @kerrybarneyiii1202 Před 4 lety +1

      Same lol idk why it’s on blursed, the guy/gal had to know it was perfectly functional

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Před 4 lety

      @@sneow109 You do realize that not every person has English as their first language, right?

  • @alfielazarus9003
    @alfielazarus9003 Před 4 lety +13

    0:19 me: killing 100023 people at 98 and being very carefull not to get caught yet still the police shoot me why why must you shoot me oh er bye

  • @jordanmchighlander9365
    @jordanmchighlander9365 Před 4 lety +1

    2:12 I actually use that scale when describing how spicy food is to my siblings along with a 1-10 scale.

  • @thomas.totown
    @thomas.totown Před 3 lety +1

    1:32 "wakey wakey, it's time for scoo"

  • @sillygoose3.16
    @sillygoose3.16 Před 4 lety +3

    0:39 when you don’t know who Zero Two is

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan Před 4 lety +7

    3:28 >blursed
    Come on bro it if there wasn’t a Ditto in there I would be surprised
    And then it would be a blursed image

  • @H41znfslive
    @H41znfslive Před 4 lety

    Therapist: recardish isn't real. It won't hurt you.
    Recardish:

  • @chloeplayz3686
    @chloeplayz3686 Před 3 lety

    6:56
    * screams in knowing what an octopus card is *
    * screams is never thought of that *

  • @kyleej3673
    @kyleej3673 Před 4 lety +8

    Hello it’s my birthday today and I’m stuck in quarantine and don’t know what to do. So hi.

    • @jacob8559
      @jacob8559 Před 4 lety +2

      Kylee J happy birthday. Mine was a few days ago. I just watched CZcams. Do what you want.

    • @kyleej3673
      @kyleej3673 Před 4 lety +2

      Ice Knight Yeah that’s what I’ve been doing, even made myself some brownies, so my birthday is going pretty good so far.

    • @jacob8559
      @jacob8559 Před 4 lety +1

      Kylee J good

    • @TealEyesPersonal
      @TealEyesPersonal Před 4 lety +1

      Happy birthday

    • @kyleej3673
      @kyleej3673 Před 4 lety +2

      Josiah OTK Why thank you

  • @travelsizedarchie
    @travelsizedarchie Před 4 lety

    4:33 so I've been to that place and the animatronics are so glitchy their eyes turn white and I specifically remember there was a time when I was there and a blackout happened (citywide) and it was because of the animatronics causing a short circuit, and as per company policy, the bear was shut off (making it's eyes go all weird) and escorted halfway across the restaurant because the staff member got a call and when the lights came back on it had appeared like the animatronic moved on it's own.

  • @funnyman1935
    @funnyman1935 Před 3 lety +1

    Guy with bamboo sniper, never gets bamboozled

  • @mystyxia9808
    @mystyxia9808 Před 4 lety +1

    me screenshoting all the memes I can use in a conversation