i will never ask "why" enough times to understand WHY THE HELL DID HE AND CAN HE DO THAT VOICE CUZ OH HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST HAVE I EVER FELT THAT UNCOMFORTABLE
Step 1. Be a girl (optional) Step 2. Be drunk, like drunk drunk Step 3. Choke yourself Step 4. Try to talk Step 5.start a twitch channel Step 6. become a vtuber Step 7. Become famous Step 8. Start an *nlyfans Step 9. Candidate for president Step 10. Dominate the world Step 11. Wake up and tell everyone about your dream
Cougar: *does a feminine voice* Bisexuals:You have no *power* here Edit:there are a lot of sexualities,but I hope you guys don’t mind me putting down Bisexuality because that would be a lot of sexualities to put down
When England was invading Scotland, the Scottish had a tactic of running down the hills at us butt naked wielding their weapons, we never won untill they stopped this
@@shitposternolastnamemam115 well not all of them, some just went naked below the belt. It was called the Highland charge, they did it even though the English had muskets, but the sight of bouncing Scottish genitalia hurtling towards us unerved us massively
Dude, I need some POINTERS on voice acting! Dang you're good. I've been trying to get into voice acting, but considering I'm still a minor, I can't really do much but practice. Still fun to mess with friends though.
its probably just a lot of practise a LOT of practise but if he shows me where to sacrifice my soul to cat through that ill do it anything to be more cursed than I already am
@@angolin9352 Sex is biological, gender is not. Non binary people have a sex but do not feel comfortable identifying with either gender, they do exist.
@@Dicezai And it's only been in the last several years that anyone has tried to create a distinction between sex and gender. You can't just gaslight the entire world and expect nobody to notice.
@@VeraExora I mean its semantics. I guess its all about your accent or specific dialect. I guess I could see it as pronounced zhe, but if I was teaching it to a buddy visiting me in China I would say it was more of a sloppy "she" sound.
I think the problem is there is no English equivalent of the Putonghua ‘x’, though I think pronouncing Xi as ‘she’ gets you pretty close. ‘Zh’ is a different sound again, like the ‘s’ in Asia, or the way most English speakers pronounce the ‘j’ in Beijing (oddly, since the correct pronunciation is pretty much the normal way of pronouncing ‘j’ in English - in the name James, for example).
When he first used the cursed voice I thought it was an automated voice or a seriously good voice changer. When I found out it was him I went back and died.
How does he have so many girl voices like I am genuinely impressed of this man how explain how I am sexually confused and I am regularly confused like what the hell
6:34 THIS IS WAY TO TRUE my grandpa died and I left school for about a week,my math teacher didn't give a single dang about how sad I was and I just did my work silently.
On a side note, Cougar sounds like Kennedy in clone high when he gets excited at some points in the videos 😭🤣🤣 I really wanna hear him say “nothing bad happens to the Kennedy”
you talked about how slow poke tails are eaten in the pokemon universe but it is also cannon that slopokes tails can painlessly pop off and grow back whenever they want so
I love EZ PZ because they upload right when I get out for lunch and I watch the video when I’m eating. Food is always better with entertainment and vice versa.
i will never ask "why" enough times to understand WHY THE HELL DID HE AND CAN HE DO THAT VOICE CUZ OH HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST HAVE I EVER FELT THAT UNCOMFORTABLE
Also i have the urge to hear him say "NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIII"
You should hear me singing in the shower. Outside I'm Morgan Freeman, inside I'm Adell 😎
@@qzsq8026 That's just me on all cursed things
SAME
Get the special sock
This man could straight up be a female Vtuber and having no one suspecting him
He wouldn't be the first one
Little did you know, he is
More like she is
What if he's actually a female disguised as a male comic dub artist
Ayo, its me shrimp, your friend from discord lol
He's such a good voice actor!
He sounds like a narrator on a kid learning website
@@AnthonySarav1a Finally! Someone who gets me
Meth
voice actor of tabi from friday night funkin vs ex
Yea that's his job
Everyone else: *confused screaming*
Me, a bisexual: hohohooooooooooo this looks like a job for me
Same
I think he’s asexual tho
my brain has melted into a lesbian puddle
I'm straight, and I'm confused help.
Yee
Whenever their is a sex scene and you are watching something with your parents the floor is about 100x more interesting then normal.
Idk I like to stare at the screen and say "is that how I was made?"
True
Why do you watch movies with your parents?
Especially if the TV isn't on......
@@prakesh2904 Bonding time?
Everybody gangsta till Cougar uses his cursed voice
Nah nah mah every guy straight until his voice
Every gangsta till Cougar impersonates a “cougar”
Bro I had a fucking awakening
What is it
@@bfilmz2599 ._.
The fact that you can do a girl’s voice so well makes me so fucking jealous.
My brain: *CONFUSION*
My brain: time to abandon ship
Same
Wait.... that voice is HIM?!
Same, and I am a girl
My transfem self is so JEALOUS
1:27
Me: *The only thing cursed- is the fact that they didn’t give the small black family a dad.*
Good find
You sir deserve a medal
*NOOOOOOO*
bro... noooooooo
i didnt think i, a robot would be sexually confused this bad.
Is it just me, or is this account looking kinda *_T H I C C_
Milk only milk
THIS ACCOUNT LOOKING KINDA *T H I C C*
Milk do be looking kinda thicc
Milk gang
I had a lesbian panic when i heard cougars cursed voice
Nice homestuck pfp
😟😯😟😦😴😭😶😳😶😕😦🤩😶😖🤤😏😶😢😴😕😶🤯🤤🙁😶😭🤤🙁🤤😟😒
I hate myself for that 💔
Same
Bro I feel gay now
What the Christ?! How is that even possible for a guy with THAT kind of voice to sound so much like a 17 year-old girl?
reverse that
Link?
she’s 17
Time stamp?
Nvm
*why can he do a female voice SO well?*
I think I figure out what his first job was
“COME ON DOWN TO FEMBO-
What the duck 😂
Definitely made guys bisexual
@@Kiwisill nope. I'm aroace
Me: Am I gay or not?
**Hears the intro**
My brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Just say no homo
I’m wearing socks so Ik I’m good
Me: very gay panic
Dude, I want that "cursed" voice, I'd pass so much better
I KNOW RIGHT
*trans intensifies*
feel ye
@@CaspieHappyWheel-LevelMaker *femboy intensifies*
RIIIIGHT?
0:20 1:15 5:50- Everything about this gives me panic...
*And I mean **_every kind of panic...👀_*
He sounds like seri at 5:50
His "cursed" voice isn't cursed, it just makes him go from a 4/10 to a 9/10 definitely would smash
🤨😐😑😐🤨
Agreed ngl
WAIT A MINUTE
cougar: *uses his cursed voice*
everyone: ( ๏ _ ๏ )
I think it's cute lmao
Brianna Bailey s I m p
@@briannabailey3299 it's hella cute but like... h o w
@@kkitsunekami651 it's called using the flaps of muscle in your neck to create vibrations through different frequencies and different pitch
@@Darthbuddy I admit it, I am a simp lol
That baby sack looks like I could lay down and it would go “CRACK”.
*God please don’t let this person have kids*
Crack the sack.
Baby crack go sack
Wanna test it out?
this is ironic, but... r/cursedcomments!
jokes on you, i was never questioning my sexuality.
me in 2019: *am i pansexual?*
shh no, that's not there.
All of a sudden I wanna hear him say “Step Damien~...What are you doing?~” in his female voice.
B O N K
I’m more attracted to his Cursed voice than bell Delphene
that isn’t even a competition tho
Cygnus Mutai I think that is the point.
Spank hi.. I mean her
I’d watch the only fans
Cougar that "cursed" voice is amazing.
Time stamp
@Mr Truth 3 months have past and finally got the answer
I don't get why it was cursed
Ok cougar I see you with the cursed voice. Now as a girl I make people very confused when I scream like Bakugou.
LMAO
mate, is that voice really you without a filter? Thats one hell of talent!
im a lesbian but i think i might make an exception for you cuz of your woman voice
Welp, he's asexual
Sapphy what is asexual ?
Not being sexually attracted to anyone
huh
Sapphy oh, I didn’t know he was ace, that’s cool.
Him: *DOES THE FEMALE VOICE*
Me: GENDERBEND YAGAMI YATO
YEEEEES
I see your a man of culture as well
YOOO WLEBWLDHWL I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FIND A COMMENT LIKE THAT HERE
what have you bought upon this cursed land
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
4:24
Also that episode where James gets a magikarp and talks about eating it
I like the female voice because it sounds like something I would listen to in a podcast before sleeping. It is calming
I binge watched r/cursedcomments videos and now I'm on the verge of crying from all the cursed comments I've seen...
do blessed one man
Your fly is down
**hears cougar's voice**
Everyone in the comments: *you gon make me act up*
@@rain22738 0:18
5:15 when you turn Monika into a penguin
🤣
*nadwe be like*
I want to learn his "cursed" voice
Step 1. Be a girl (optional)
Step 2. Be drunk, like drunk drunk
Step 3. Choke yourself
Step 4. Try to talk
Step 5.start a twitch channel
Step 6. become a vtuber
Step 7. Become famous
Step 8. Start an *nlyfans
Step 9. Candidate for president
Step 10. Dominate the world
Step 11. Wake up and tell everyone about your dream
@@davidemaffeis7745 step 12: mi kidnapped cpguar amd makes him to teach you the voice
THAT WAS YOU?!?!?!?!?!? OH NO
Your cursed voice sounds like the watch mojo lady.
I hate that I understand this.
Miss Sheep, you have ruined his soothing voice for me
What if he IS her!
Oh shit it does
In a library in Diamond and Pearl, there's a book that confirms that humans used to marry Pokemon.
That meeting with your FBI agent one was so sad.
When you’re so early that you see 7 seconds
Why is he so good at a girl voice!?!?!?!?!? I dont know if im disgusted or turned on. plz help
try both
Both...
Both
Just get your whip out....
It's OK to be bisexual
That voice dude... I'm jealous lol
Like how does he do that
I am so impressed with your voices! Like, seriously, it's uncanny.
me: hears his cursed voice
Also me: (sighs) huh.... **UNZIPS**
Riki Gj
NO.
NO
NO
NO
NO. NO
NO. NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
**BONK**
Go to honry jail!
No. No
No No
No
No
No
No
No
No No No No
No
No No No
No
No No No No
No No No No
No
No
No
No
No No No No
NO DONT
When you see ads on cursed comments: I’m a App with with standards
"puberty hit dash like a truck" just as hard as I hit the kids in my basement!
Your Summer voice is making my lightsaber ignite
You know how in Star Wars lightsabers clash?
Yes...?
Hold up
13:16 I died laughing at work and now HR wants to see me.
5:12
*Sayori flashback intensified*
Cougar: *does a feminine voice*
Bisexuals:You have no *power* here
Edit:there are a lot of sexualities,but I hope you guys don’t mind me putting down Bisexuality because that would be a lot of sexualities to put down
Panxesuals: boy? Girl? HUMAN? 9ƏاØŃÂŁÎŤÝ?
@@klanceklancerevolution3339 I like your idea
That summer impression was WAY TO GOOD I am scared now
Its so nice to see his sister reads some posts out for him
As a woman, my voice can't even get that high. •_•
I'm a guy, and honestly.. I want his cursed voice.
When England was invading Scotland, the Scottish had a tactic of running down the hills at us butt naked wielding their weapons, we never won untill they stopped this
Really?
@@shitposternolastnamemam115 well not all of them, some just went naked below the belt. It was called the Highland charge, they did it even though the English had muskets, but the sight of bouncing Scottish genitalia hurtling towards us unerved us massively
18:23
They had the nerve to call that convertible an "open top" Lincoln.
I don’t like that he sounds like the lady from Watch Mojo.
Cougar has some explaining to do
Yeah he/she does need to explain this voice
Cougar used to worked as a fem boy
why does the joke when he shot 14 civilians sound like a thing the angel dust would say?
Lol.
Dude, I need some POINTERS on voice acting! Dang you're good. I've been trying to get into voice acting, but considering I'm still a minor, I can't really do much but practice. Still fun to mess with friends though.
HOW DOES HE SOUND LIKE A FEMALE SO GOOD AHHHHHH
Just by the first one, I can tell this is going to give me nightmares and a good 20:27 minutes of my life-
As a DM, I would love to have his female voice XD
Omg that “Cursed” Voice I actually thought my tablet lagged while an ad was playing you can fool so many people on Omegle with that voice 😂
I had to take a moment and I think I've found my favorite narrator
Don't suppose you'd be up to doing a tutorial on how to do that cursed voice?
its probably just a lot of practise
a LOT of practise
but if he shows me where to sacrifice my soul to cat through that ill do it
anything to be more cursed than I already am
I will use it sexuality confuse people
On Omegle
Man, my standards are even lower. They just need to be alive
Everyone: **cursed voice**
Me:
These are some cursed comments.
The satori one CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD AND BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES
I seriously thought the cursed voice was a different person. Part of me still does.
"Bye guys and gals"
Non binary viewers: 😞
just say "guys and gals, and nonbinary pals"
@@cm5g say cowards. It applies to everyone
Gender is biological and, barring a few very rare genetic and developmental defects, binary. So there's no use in talking to people that don't exist.
@@angolin9352 Sex is biological, gender is not. Non binary people have a sex but do not feel comfortable identifying with either gender, they do exist.
@@Dicezai And it's only been in the last several years that anyone has tried to create a distinction between sex and gender. You can't just gaslight the entire world and expect nobody to notice.
I bet Cougar secretly enjoys his "cursed" voice
Cougar: *speaks in his cursed voice*
Me: *confused screaming*
There is no time to scream
@@kpop_is_shit6412 not your username-
@@kpop_is_shit6412 im literally a kpop stan lol
@@kpop_is_shit6412 Nah bro, let's be friends. sure we dont like the same music but fighting is just stupid:)
@@kpop_is_shit6412 Im a stan tho. Why do u hate me? I didnt do anything
Well it’s official. After hearing Cougar make a women’s voice, I’ve decided that I’m bi
Cougar, Xi in Chinese is pronounced "Zhi"
Z, hi.
She, but maybe I'm being r/wooshed
@@mikefrazer5317 nah. I just always pronounced it with a Z
@@VeraExora I mean its semantics. I guess its all about your accent or specific dialect. I guess I could see it as pronounced zhe, but if I was teaching it to a buddy visiting me in China I would say it was more of a sloppy "she" sound.
I think the problem is there is no English equivalent of the Putonghua ‘x’, though I think pronouncing Xi as ‘she’ gets you pretty close. ‘Zh’ is a different sound again, like the ‘s’ in Asia, or the way most English speakers pronounce the ‘j’ in Beijing (oddly, since the correct pronunciation is pretty much the normal way of pronouncing ‘j’ in English - in the name James, for example).
0:25 when you order a three some on wish
She might be annoying, but Belle Delphine isn’t ugly. Just saying.
I'm gonna agree
I'd agree. Like if she was ugly, she wouldn't have a simp cult.
Simps.
Simps
BURN THE HERATICS
When he first used the cursed voice I thought it was an automated voice or a seriously good voice changer. When I found out it was him I went back and died.
How does he have so many girl voices like I am genuinely impressed of this man how explain how I am sexually confused and I am regularly confused like what the hell
6:34 THIS IS WAY TO TRUE
my grandpa died and I left school for about a week,my math teacher didn't give a single dang about how sad I was and I just did my work silently.
Best headline ever: "This serial killer is out of control" Dude went way over his quota of acceptable murders for that month.
This dude..... This.... This...UGH
HIS WOMAN VOICE IS A PERFECT TALENT
he can troll people on omegle
also imagine of someone start f*pping while he's talking
also he sounds like the voice in English learning the voice assistant
@@SkygaminVlogs ikr mr.sus
he sounds like hes gonna say "nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys"
This guy can legit be a voice actor
I think he is
He legit is
i got an add that said push ur eyes in and they should pop and reset your nervous system, no thats resetting my life
5:12 Gosh dang it, you don't do Sayori like that! Man...
well i bet the penguin left that meme he caught hanging.
On a side note, Cougar sounds like Kennedy in clone high when he gets excited at some points in the videos 😭🤣🤣 I really wanna hear him say “nothing bad happens to the Kennedy”
WAIT IS THAT FEMALE VOICE HIS????? BECAUSE IF SO, IT SOUNDS SOOOO REAL. I DIDN'T REALIZE-
That's his voice op
did you just call a commenter a “op”...
jesus you spend to much time on reddit
@@Bojacmancork it literally just means "original poster" so who cares-
@@LittleSunstar they could’ve just said, “that’s his voice” nothing else.
People in the thumbnail must’ve never heard of No Simp September.
*Cougar does female voice*
Me: *confused screaming*
0:48 the face and the way he says “balls” makes this funny
I NEED to learn how to do a female voice. Cause my already obscenely wide voice range CLEARLY isn't wide enough!
“Hey guys 'n Gals!”
No non-binary pals?
guys is gender nuetral now
😐
you talked about how slow poke tails are eaten in the pokemon universe but it is also cannon that slopokes tails can painlessly pop off and grow back whenever they want so
No way Cougar can actually do that voice... if that's not edited I'm very impressed
I love EZ PZ because they upload right when I get out for lunch and I watch the video when I’m eating. Food is always better with entertainment and vice versa.
The way he sounds so much like a girl scares me
I want to see Cougar voice act as an anime girl in an anime, to sexually confuse the male voice actors.
Cougar might hate how he can do those voices but I'm jealous. I wish I could do that
WHAT- HOW. YOU- THAT VOICE- WHAT???
19:48 "Memes IF USA joins war" they won't pass on a chance to fight to or start another war. There's no if.
The fact that he can change his voice on a dime is astounding
Not me questioning my entire sexuality when he does the cursed voice 😀👍