About Trans Garfield: Garfield gender changes in some countries. And by Jim Davis words, he's basically genderless, as he is an universal character/icon. He's a Cat, not male nor female. A whole war happened on Wikipedia because of that and now Garfield is a Trans Icon online.
Liggliluff pronouns are about gender expression, not identity!! people who identify as neither male nor female can still use either he/him or she/her pronouns!! it also depends on what gender garfield is where this person is!!
Being tall. Pros: You are visually more attracting, you can reach top shelves, if you are sporty it's easier to play sports Cons: You will hit your head on every low placed lamp, doorframes are your nightmare, not enough place to sleep, clothing is more expensive, more space needed for daily activities (pay up for more space because fuck you), picking up things from lover shelves and less control over your body if you are very skinny.
Symon Zeller another con: everyone shorter than you always thinks that you either play or should play basketball. People come up to me and say : “oh you’re tall, you play basketball right??” Not every tall person likes basketball!! I Row!! Theres a pin that says: Yes, im tall, No i dont play basketball
@@atlaslionel879 Yes but I do like to play basketball just I don't have anyone to play with "cause of those damn videogames" but like really I ant to but I can't
1:55 The kid : can i get a glass of beer Bartender: ur underage i cant give u that The kid : na fam i wont drink, i just want to sniff Bartender: sip? Nonono sniff? The kid: ye Bartender: gotchu *Gives a glass of beer* The kid : *Sniffing intensifies*
The sniper is actually called the white feather he is well known to have a white feather on his hat when he was questioned about that he simply said to give the Bad guy a fighting chance
I want a party size bag of Doritos, 15 Snickers bars and 4 pizzas Edit: 2021-8-4 YY-DD-MM I did not get what I wanted. Please send your thoughts and prayers
@CONNOR BAINTER hell is like life but you have to live forever and you can't die no matter how hard you try so no your not in hell but i can make it worse I can always make it worse
He didn’t finish the pillow fight one. The continuation: After he hit his son, he continued to hit him repeatedly, too much for him to handle. Eventually he started to see blood, he couldn’t stop, the pillow gods had taken hold of him. Through his sons bloody smile, all he could hear was “do it”
On God is used in place for no cap and has a higher more important meaning and is relates to God, so yes that person was indeed incorrect by their use of this phrase
@@Starfloofle basically, on god is the informal version for “you swear it’s the truth?” but the more formal version of “no cap” which essentially means “not lying” I have honestly no idea either but this is what I get from the comment
In science my friend pointed out that organism looks wrong I replied looking him dead in the face "you're right, I'm looking at an organism right now and it does look wrong"
I'm Latvian and I'm just saying depending on the person they'd usually end up cussing out the police and possibly almost fighting them Kinda like tame russians
7:47 I saw the movie and I've talked to people who see demons everywhere; if she believes in a literal Satan, then that is very plausible. Never underestimate what people will believe.
wholesome mad-lad: near my hometown, a man is leaving 50$ and 100$ around the area and posting clues on FaceBook for people to find them. in the area, a lot of seniors are lonely and are especially during this pandemic, so this keeps them occupied. no one knows his identity and why he is doing this, but it’s nice, because it helps out struggling people and lonely people have some fun. it’s so cool to watch it!
@@name7918 Have you ever played The Big Parade? Because literally everyone in the A Hat In Time fandom hates it. It takes so long, And DJ Grooves makes it worse by adding more stuff for the player to worry about.
5:14 he sounds like someone called the white feather I’m pretty sure he was called because he had a white feather on his helmet all the time but he crawled for days and didn’t get caught by even the wild life I remember it said that he remembered a snake crawling over him without even noticing him so I’m guessing that’s him?
21:08 I'd missed the second line and thought this group was arbitrarily being shut down for being proud of the successes of their ancestors. I was annoyed. You know the whole sins of the great grandfathers thing... So I closed my game and went back. Glad to see they were targeting actual racism.
The Mark Cuban dropping the f-bomb one is even better because she told him the money was going to an anti-cyberbullying foundation called "CyberSmile" and he said "f*** it" to basically donate $30,000 to the foundation.
I heard that one before about the Exorcist book. That post was really cut short of the original. The woman was super religious and thought the book was "too evil", not "the worst".
5:15 pretty sure that is the White Feather, an infamous sniper with insane precision and accuracy, not to mention a long ass kill list, albeit his list ONLY contains confirmed kills, meaning it is not the entire thing as some kills cannot be officially validated. Yes he crawled 2000m of open field, no it did not take 3 days, it took 4, yes he was not caught, yes he moved roughly 3 inches per hour, did not sleep eat or drink, yes a viper crawled over him, yes multiple deer grazed mere inches from his face, yes he used a big ass sniper, yes he hit the shot perfectly after 4 days of no food, water, shelter, or sleep. He was a fucking legendary sniper. And do not forget about the other guy who had the job title of; Sword Carrying Pirate Nazi Military Sniper; during WWII. Edit: a word
12:44 he did his math wrong, Cause 1 billion seconds is about 31 years so if he watched a 14 second long video 1 billion times then that would be about 434 years............................
at five : 0 five (the five key doesn't work) That Vietnam war American sniper was nicknamed "The White Feather" because he had a white feather on his camo sniper hat in plain view, and on that mission to kill that general, he still wore that feather on his camo hat. just as a fun fact.
I support you, friend. I might as well share too. I'm librafluid, basically, I was born a girl but I prefer to identify as a male and occasionally I will be a female (It's complicated and I'm not even sure how it works)
7:50 if i remember correctly that was for some sort of charity event and when he was told that it was going to charity he swore again and basically donated another 15k
At 18:04 that Sax battle was actually real, trust me the subway is filled with a list of characters. If you haven’t seen it, you will in the NYC subway regardless there’s 2 videos of the battle (the one I posted below) and the one taken from the perspective of his friend which is only 1:18sec long. czcams.com/video/1_9IMZcbKHQ/video.html
20:56 If you’re Thai, or at least know something about Thailand in the past few days, you’d see many people ready to “celebrate” because he caught the virus. I found this channel just few days ago and now I see this. Thanks the redditor who posted this and you who made this video. :D
Oh my gosh for the first 7 minutes of the video, I thought this was r/facepalm and I kept trying to figure out what part of this video was facepalm-able. I’m such a freaking idiot. 😂
To add on about Carlos Hathcock, the sniper in the Vietnam War post, he crawled to the target so slowly that apparently the wildlife wasn't distributed by him.
imagine being a criminal and u just want a porch so someone steals it for you pov: "hey wassup dude" criminal: "hey i got you something" **truck pulls up and opens** pov: *"omg you didn't"*
7:45 Bruh I have an aunt who tells me "if you don't like it drown it" and another that has a phobia of paranormal stuff and faints when something that seems paranormal happens
7:50 - mark cuban had to pay 15k for swearing, and found out it was all going to charity. So later, when the host asked if he would do it again for charity, he said "fuck it".
8:21 I’m on a Youth Council and for a Christmas party we did a movie at our local pool. The movie was JAWS and the turnout was amazing!!!! One of my fellow Youth Counselors went in the middle of the pool and screamed whenever a shark attacked! She almost got kicked out but she said it was worth it! 😂
1:25 Something similar happened in my PE class. Someone got a ton of people to flood our kaboom game and we had to do laps for the rest of class because of it. I don’t remember if it was made certain who did it but most of us suspected these two or three boys laughing too hard about it in the corner of the workout room. They were the main troublemakers of the class so I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually was them.
The sniper you referred to as a madlad is known as white feather and is considered widely to be one of the best snipers in the world. The man if I recall has the most confirmed kills ever
"Remember when gay was an insult?"
_"There's nothing wrong with being Gay"_
-Boffy
TofuDaTurtle BOFFY
That used to be an insult in my group. But now most of them are gay. Literally
I read it in the chorus of "Bromance" By Ryan and Chester
Still an insult you clods.
meme lord ok
"I'm afraid of nothing"
*sees yt's double nonskipable ads*
"but that thing.. It scares me"
Dude, editing it takes the heart off
*It scares all of us*
poot
pootis
saaandvich
About Trans Garfield: Garfield gender changes in some countries. And by Jim Davis words, he's basically genderless, as he is an universal character/icon. He's a Cat, not male nor female.
A whole war happened on Wikipedia because of that and now Garfield is a Trans Icon online.
So why did you call them "he" in this comment then?
I-
Liggliluff pronouns are about gender expression, not identity!! people who identify as neither male nor female can still use either he/him or she/her pronouns!! it also depends on what gender garfield is where this person is!!
I thought Garfield was considered nonbinary/genderfluid? Trans implies they had an original gender, right?
@@ebonikenya11 nonbinary is considered trans
Being tall.
Pros: You are visually more attracting, you can reach top shelves, if you are sporty it's easier to play sports
Cons: You will hit your head on every low placed lamp, doorframes are your nightmare, not enough place to sleep, clothing is more expensive, more space needed for daily activities (pay up for more space because fuck you), picking up things from lover shelves and less control over your body if you are very skinny.
in my new house theres a lamp right at my forehead and my monkey brain is telling me to walk to the lamp and then turn into the kitchen
@@cephaleaorion4888 yup and it's not like you will finally remember that it's there, you will always forget and hit yourself
Symon Zeller another con: everyone shorter than you always thinks that you either play or should play basketball. People come up to me and say : “oh you’re tall, you play basketball right??” Not every tall person likes basketball!! I Row!! Theres a pin that says: Yes, im tall, No i dont play basketball
@@atlaslionel879 Yes but I do like to play basketball just I don't have anyone to play with "cause of those damn videogames" but like really I ant to but I can't
This is why I am short
1:55
The kid : can i get a glass of beer
Bartender: ur underage i cant give u that
The kid : na fam i wont drink, i just want to sniff
Bartender: sip? Nonono sniff?
The kid: ye
Bartender: gotchu
*Gives a glass of beer*
The kid : *Sniffing intensifies*
The refine smell of the beer get the boi drunk with smell lol
@Brylle Enriquez apple juice is
Hand sanitizer is used for kids to sniff
Me how drank beer in 11:(👁👁) (👀)
@@shoty_x1693 i did around 8-9(just a sip)
The sniper is actually called the white feather he is well known to have a white feather on his hat when he was questioned about that he simply said to give the Bad guy a fighting chance
Yea, we know
This dude is actually just a cheesy movie protagonist wow
Glade someone knows about the white feather
GySgt Carlos Hathcock. Supposedly he also created the first .50 cal sniper rifle by converting a .50 cal machine gun into a single shot rifle.
@@PlumbSurprised useful info thank you
“Who steals a porch”
When I heard that I immediately thought of...
“He stole my soap. WHO STEALS SOAP?”
I like you.
I want a party size bag of Doritos, 15 Snickers bars and 4 pizzas
Edit: 2021-8-4
YY-DD-MM
I did not get what I wanted. Please send your thoughts and prayers
Nice
Hopefully you get it
I just bought and ate all of those just because.
Thank you duck
Axolotls are an endangered species
2:36 - I never thought, I would see CallMeCarson in this subreddit LMAO
@CONNOR BAINTER yes he is
You know your going to burn here with me right?
You are all going to burn with me
@CONNOR BAINTER hell is like life but you have to live forever and you can't die no matter how hard you try so no your not in hell but i can make it worse I can always make it worse
WHAT ITS YOU AGAIN OMG I SAW YOU LIKE 10 TIMES IN ONE DAY WTF
no joke what is north Koreas email i have a plan to find kim jong whatever his name is
You know he isn't hidden right?
You can try
Whats the plan
Look it up in google
Keeping a fat man in your basement should be easy
“Bunch of cocaine and hookers” that man is honestly a legend
He didn’t finish the pillow fight one. The continuation: After he hit his son, he continued to hit him repeatedly, too much for him to handle. Eventually he started to see blood, he couldn’t stop, the pillow gods had taken hold of him. Through his sons bloody smile, all he could hear was “do it”
👁👄👁
Me hoping this is fake: 0-0
Damn these madlads.
They should change the national anthem to the spongebob theme song
That would make everyone happy
bruh
You were first!
At last, I am finally first.
congratulation :D
Ah yes, a true man of culture
@@NearchosRoumbas at first*
On God is used in place for no cap and has a higher more important meaning and is relates to God, so yes that person was indeed incorrect by their use of this phrase
I understood none of this sentence
@@Starfloofle basically, on god is the informal version for “you swear it’s the truth?” but the more formal version of “no cap” which essentially means “not lying”
I have honestly no idea either but this is what I get from the comment
5:19 that dude has been nicknamed the white feather because he had a white feather on his hat at almost all times
We know
Phantomb 404
I didn’t. Shut up.
He wore the feather to give them a chance
In science my friend pointed out that organism looks wrong
I replied looking him dead in the face "you're right, I'm looking at an organism right now and it does look wrong"
15:49 how tf do you steal a whole damn porch?!
Hello my fav reader David, hope you have an epic day, and whoever reads this too!
Hey thank you! I really appreciate your support and I hope you have a good day too!😄👍👍👍
CrunchyTRex 『YT』 no
I mean don’t play favorites😂
Aw thanks
Yes men we got to 69 likes
11:40
Meme Man says: Cat is sitti- Ahhhh yes finally, my enslaved moisture has arrived. MUST CONSUME
So u also saw it
I'm Latvian and I'm just saying depending on the person they'd usually end up cussing out the police and possibly almost fighting them
Kinda like tame russians
Same here and I’d see that happening
Nagito is that you
The $15 000 fine was going to charity, he did it a second time when he heard that the money goes to charity
I’m in love with David now for saying that it’s annoying when people use GAY as an insult lol
Didnt ask😂
the callmecarson one is literally me XD
7:47 I saw the movie and I've talked to people who see demons everywhere; if she believes in a literal Satan, then that is very plausible. Never underestimate what people will believe.
0:29 I don’t normally care for Ninja, but respect.
15:52 porch pirates are on another level
16:02 "Yo steal that dudes Porche!
"Weird but okay!"
9:56
That 37K dislikes are from the girls he ignored
wholesome mad-lad: near my hometown, a man is leaving 50$ and 100$ around the area and posting clues on FaceBook for people to find them. in the area, a lot of seniors are lonely and are especially during this pandemic, so this keeps them occupied. no one knows his identity and why he is doing this, but it’s nice, because it helps out struggling people and lonely people have some fun. it’s so cool to watch it!
4:47 *Somebody tell Happyman27 that their PFP at this part in the video gave me war flashbacks.*
What is it?
@@name7918 Have you ever played The Big Parade? Because literally everyone in the A Hat In Time fandom hates it. It takes so long, And DJ Grooves makes it worse by adding more stuff for the player to worry about.
Wow I misspell stuff alot.
5:14 he sounds like someone called the white feather I’m pretty sure he was called because he had a white feather on his helmet all the time but he crawled for days and didn’t get caught by even the wild life I remember it said that he remembered a snake crawling over him without even noticing him so I’m guessing that’s him?
sneak 100
Yeah that's him
There another story of a legendary soldier who fought a war without a weapon
6:11
The devil:
_I just want to say, I'm a huge fan_
Takes porch pirates to a whole nother level
One day, kids were told to 'bring a fish'.
Me: *pulls out bass*
*plays Megalovania*
It was a huge oversight. The Mongolians invaded china by walking around the wall.
21:08 I'd missed the second line and thought this group was arbitrarily being shut down for being proud of the successes of their ancestors. I was annoyed. You know the whole sins of the great grandfathers thing...
So I closed my game and went back.
Glad to see they were targeting actual racism.
The Mark Cuban dropping the f-bomb one is even better because she told him the money was going to an anti-cyberbullying foundation called "CyberSmile" and he said "f*** it" to basically donate $30,000 to the foundation.
czcams.com/video/tJjjAeob_Ms/video.html here is the actual video
14:13 America: this is the size of an adult mainecoon cat, a Yorkshire terrier, and a single paper clip.
14:34 Sweden: * yeets PewDiePie out of Sweden or something *
I heard that one before about the Exorcist book. That post was really cut short of the original.
The woman was super religious and thought the book was "too evil", not "the worst".
and she didn't actually finish it in the original
5:15 pretty sure that is the White Feather, an infamous sniper with insane precision and accuracy, not to mention a long ass kill list, albeit his list ONLY contains confirmed kills, meaning it is not the entire thing as some kills cannot be officially validated. Yes he crawled 2000m of open field, no it did not take 3 days, it took 4, yes he was not caught, yes he moved roughly 3 inches per hour, did not sleep eat or drink, yes a viper crawled over him, yes multiple deer grazed mere inches from his face, yes he used a big ass sniper, yes he hit the shot perfectly after 4 days of no food, water, shelter, or sleep. He was a fucking legendary sniper. And do not forget about the other guy who had the job title of; Sword Carrying Pirate Nazi Military Sniper; during WWII.
Edit: a word
Don't forget about the man who fought a war with a weapon
Also dont forget the man who had a sword and bow
The dude in the thumbnail is looks so emotionless he looks like an Egyptian statue.
Yes
18:23 aside from the fact that arnolds comment got deleted, we gonna ignore the fact that he has a reddit account?
Huh, turns out Zombiecleo is a mad lad. But to be honest I expect nothing less for a Hermit.
Madlasses i guess, for female madlads
We all knew she was lets be honest with how many times shes threatened to snap joes legs in half
Zombie Cleo basically defines madlad.
15:56 how the he'll does someone steal a porch...
Bulldozer
21:46 that cheeky smirk! 🤣🤣🤣 guy is truly a madlad 🤣🤣
16:02 that brings a new meaning to porch pirates
9:05 You were my brother Anakin I loved you. It was said you would destroy the galaxy not fuck it, I hate you!
3:38 Chilli is arguably an aphrodisiac.
BTW u are the BEST voice to narrarate things!
19:37. EzPz: hahaha steal ideas.
Emkay: wait a god darn minute.
Every one else:potato,patoto same stuff different voice.
To anyone reading this, stay safe out there! Where a mask, use hand sanitizer, even where gloves if you need to. I hope you have a great day!
sand hanatizer
Thanks , you too !❤
💜💜💜
thank you!
Shut up this is r/madlads not r/nicepeople
3:30 you missed the joke
The joke is that chilli is *h o t*
Finally someone
Imagine waking up one day. Someone broke into your house and installed a security system
Done
2:29 DAMN SHOTS FIRED! THAT ONE SENT ME LOL
12:44 he did his math wrong, Cause 1 billion seconds is about 31 years so if he watched a 14 second long video 1 billion times then that would be about 434 years............................
11:33 dude. Only sisters and brothers can donate organs, not husbands...
It's not wholesome, it's an Alabama joke.
What? I can’t be happy for the incest couple????
at five : 0 five (the five key doesn't work)
That Vietnam war American sniper was nicknamed "The White Feather" because he had a white feather on his camo sniper hat in plain view, and on that mission to kill that general, he still wore that feather on his camo hat. just as a fun fact.
1:10 a meme with a walking doughnut describes it best “I’ll make WW2 look like a fing tea party”
I’m not going to do this because I don’t want to, but if you do want to, give the scientologists North Korea’s email please.
22:00 as a trans girl, this does put a smile on my face. But i also dont want it, despite how nice it is, take it please.
I support you, friend.
I might as well share too. I'm librafluid, basically, I was born a girl but I prefer to identify as a male and occasionally I will be a female (It's complicated and I'm not even sure how it works)
@@achaoticneutralpaladin7713 I support you too, friend!
im sorry what the fuck is a librafluid
@@coms2377 bruh he literally explained it
2:40 all the memories came flooding back
7:50 if i remember correctly that was for some sort of charity event and when he was told that it was going to charity he swore again and basically donated another 15k
I dont have any fun facts to day, so im just gonna say have a nice day, you're doing great, and i hope you reach your dreams one day.
Fun fact: you have no fun fact today.
@@Fang-4FR thank you i can now use this in another video
That was Nice...
LaurenceUwU no problem
At 18:04 that Sax battle was actually real, trust me the subway is filled with a list of characters. If you haven’t seen it, you will in the NYC subway regardless there’s 2 videos of the battle (the one I posted below) and the one taken from the perspective of his friend which is only 1:18sec long.
czcams.com/video/1_9IMZcbKHQ/video.html
20:56 If you’re Thai, or at least know something about Thailand in the past few days, you’d see many people ready to “celebrate” because he caught the virus. I found this channel just few days ago and now I see this. Thanks the redditor who posted this and you who made this video. :D
2:02 My brother honestly wanted this when he was 9. He was obsessed with beer.
The exorcist post is just a poorly written copy of the original which actually made sense
Sandy Smith what was the original
*doubt*
Sandy Smith never mind you seem sus
11:40
Or you can just vibrate your eyes
Oh my gosh for the first 7 minutes of the video, I thought this was r/facepalm and I kept trying to figure out what part of this video was facepalm-able. I’m such a freaking idiot. 😂
To add on about Carlos Hathcock, the sniper in the Vietnam War post, he crawled to the target so slowly that apparently the wildlife wasn't distributed by him.
*i am going to copy all of this and not credit them*
Fack i was to sec late
imagine being a criminal and u just want a porch so someone steals it for you
pov: "hey wassup dude"
criminal: "hey i got you something"
**truck pulls up and opens**
pov: *"omg you didn't"*
7:45
Bruh I have an aunt who tells me "if you don't like it drown it" and another that has a phobia of paranormal stuff and faints when something that seems paranormal happens
16:27 r/holup
7:50 - mark cuban had to pay 15k for swearing, and found out it was all going to charity. So later, when the host asked if he would do it again for charity, he said "fuck it".
3:06
Laughing at my husband cuz he wants to form a harem
the guy with a tv on his head is a damn scp idea if ive ever seen one
no views, 2 likes, 0 dislikes, 5 comments
HMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMM
David The Baker HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
If you’re reading this
You have eyes
If ur reading this
Only a bot would read the space between both lines spoken.... (Go break a leg👍)
Animazement? So you're in NC lol love that con
8:21 I’m on a Youth Council and for a Christmas party we did a movie at our local pool. The movie was JAWS and the turnout was amazing!!!! One of my fellow Youth Counselors went in the middle of the pool and screamed whenever a shark attacked! She almost got kicked out but she said it was worth it! 😂
Bro no views and 17 likes?
not first... but are you really reading these comments
are you watching us
HUH ARE YOU
prove iit
3 dots and a pin
figure it out
I’m reading everyone’s comments but yours
He won’t pin you
@@DavidTheBaker seems like u already read it
@@masterchef3288 its not to get pinned its to prove his point
But I didn’t get a point
That hurt when he said "hear that Daniel you're a rat" because my name is Daniel
I can’t believe there is a Zombie Cleo cameo in this
lol is was the 699 view
I'm not first, but I would like to think that I'm early.
Same
Same
Good, you still get credit
Same
1:25 Something similar happened in my PE class. Someone got a ton of people to flood our kaboom game and we had to do laps for the rest of class because of it. I don’t remember if it was made certain who did it but most of us suspected these two or three boys laughing too hard about it in the corner of the workout room. They were the main troublemakers of the class so I wouldn’t be surprised if it actually was them.
I've legitimately been through "Stal" (Minecraft music disc) 10 hour version 6 times.
Not first
The sax battle was completely random, as insane as it looks, it was just a faithed meeting between two sax guys.
The 14 second video would be around 441 years so he’s bigot exactly spot on
3rd?
yep
thank youuuuuuuuuu
you sir, are correct
16:03 the REAL porch pirate forgot stealing packages off porches just take the whole darn thing
2:11 i saw that reddit ad once lol
*Makes you manually breath
The sniper you referred to as a madlad is known as white feather and is considered widely to be one of the best snipers in the world. The man if I recall has the most confirmed kills ever