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  • čas přidán 4. 11. 2020
  • The best posts from the top of r/Me_irl on Reddit. Don't forget to check out the community subreddit / ezpz
    Narrator: / @davidthebaker

Komentáře • 1,2K

  • @squeakatu1981
    @squeakatu1981 Před 3 lety +514

    David: I'm about to be 20 I'm old.
    Me: About to turn 39 and now feeling ancient.

  • @mmmmm-tr7ke
    @mmmmm-tr7ke Před 3 lety +530

    Fun fact: Almost all of these videos have a fun fact.

  • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
    @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger Před 3 lety +1332

    Plot twist: EZPZ is a cult where they gather up VA's and summon the ultimate Voice actor, Lucifer Pucifer.

  • @omgtatercat
    @omgtatercat Před 3 lety +449

    "I'm almost 20, I'm getting old."
    Me: sighs in 30

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 Před 3 lety +15

      Tater Cat Wow! Both so young !

    • @ihateyou3976
      @ihateyou3976 Před 3 lety +19

      I'm 32. Get clapped, noob

    • @rebelliccanadianpilot6513
      @rebelliccanadianpilot6513 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ihateyou3976 glad im 12.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle Před 3 lety +14

      GRANDMA HAS ENTERED CHAT
      I'm 34 AND a half.
      Call me Nanna.
      Have cookies, candies, milk and coco 🍪🍪🍭🍬🍫🥛🍼☕
      And for my adult grand babies, go to *the cabinet* 😎.
      🍺🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🥃🥂☕

    • @Elack_80
      @Elack_80 Před 3 lety +4

      *laughs in 13*

  • @jadianradiator2761
    @jadianradiator2761 Před 3 lety +68

    0:00
    I don't know how relevant it is for other "explosive" metals.
    But potassium technically isn't explosive.
    Water catalyzes potassium into an exothermic reaction that generates hydrogen.
    The heat from the exothermic reaction than ignites said hydrogen.
    Which technically means that the potassium in an of its self isn't what's exploding.

    • @HieuNguyen-dv3ld
      @HieuNguyen-dv3ld Před 3 lety +1

      Big brain time has happened here

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 Před 3 lety

      NERD

    • @jasongehman9020
      @jasongehman9020 Před 3 lety

      @@watsoncouch3800 so?
      Oh its a joke-
      Oh-

    • @jasongehman9020
      @jasongehman9020 Před 3 lety

      I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, MAGIC MAN.

    • @SyahidanIbnMokhtar
      @SyahidanIbnMokhtar Před 2 lety

      @@watsoncouch3800 yes, being willfully ignorant is better than being knowledgeable. I guess next time if i saw a what seems like non venomous snake but are actually hyper venomous i should touch it, or seeing no salt name on the store seeing only sodium remembers it's one part of the salt name, buy it, use it in cooking without realising it's sodium cyanide, not even questioning just consumes the food then.

  • @nutsuckerberg7150
    @nutsuckerberg7150 Před 3 lety +1517

    Fun fact: The first person to SLEEP was probably confused Af
    Edit: Bruh stop liking this cringe comment i made its not even funny

    • @seilou2722
      @seilou2722 Před 3 lety +69

      Damn it, I hate that you're right.

    • @swammers3305
      @swammers3305 Před 3 lety +25

      U mean first person TO sleep

    • @nutsuckerberg7150
      @nutsuckerberg7150 Před 3 lety +14

      @@swammers3305 yeah sorry

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 Před 3 lety +5

      czcams.com/video/FFeWW1uvgys/video.html

    • @my_teenage_life4812
      @my_teenage_life4812 Před 3 lety +5

      Bro what do you think if cougar cursed voice on r/sundalygay the joke was good

  • @ella2879
    @ella2879 Před 3 lety +43

    "Good job mom and dad you made the perfect demon!"
    Ight guess I'm a demon now. Rawr rawr be afraid be very afraid

  • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373

    The Thomas Bible verse was just Thomas sending a sexist let to a friend

  • @nancyzheng8101
    @nancyzheng8101 Před 3 lety +45

    What do you wanna be when u grow up:
    Me: *”an emotional mess”*

  • @nikolatesla5308
    @nikolatesla5308 Před 3 lety +65

    6:25 but when I see myself in black monitor.
    Me thinking:-bro I look so handsome
    Me also thinking:-yet I m still single.

    • @my_teenage_life4812
      @my_teenage_life4812 Před 3 lety +1

      Ha go out of the house and find someone

    • @-Wayla-
      @-Wayla- Před 3 lety +1

      "Like that's ever gonna happen!"

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Před 3 lety

      @@my_teenage_life4812 Worst timing to say this

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 Před 3 lety

      I actually have the exact opposite thought
      me: man I'm ugly
      also me: how do I have such a cute girlfriend

  • @maxiefangyard7686
    @maxiefangyard7686 Před 3 lety +132

    Whenever I see people talk about how "main characters don't die" I'm just like.... Have any of you seen Akame Ga Kill?
    Edit: When I posted this comment I didn't realize how many anime recommendations and game recommendations I would get

    • @maxjolly768
      @maxjolly768 Před 3 lety +18

      Or Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony. Starting out playing as Kaede, thinking she's the main character, then she dies and you get a different character to play as.

    • @punktastic7263
      @punktastic7263 Před 3 lety

      Understandable I get you

    • @silentpanda7840
      @silentpanda7840 Před 3 lety +3

      MK11 story mode

    • @thehammmann
      @thehammmann Před 3 lety

      Mate Harry Potter

    • @Idonthaveanameanymore
      @Idonthaveanameanymore Před 3 lety

      Goku should be here as well

  • @andrewjaxkson4136
    @andrewjaxkson4136 Před 3 lety +12

    7:17 when David said "Ok Google", my google actually went off lol

  • @sebcw1204
    @sebcw1204 Před 3 lety +37

    i really like this method of censoring. i always hated bleeps.

  • @Tacocat-ud1im
    @Tacocat-ud1im Před 3 lety +15

    0:56 HAHA jokes on you, I’m using the secret technique of LAYING DOWN

  • @pussydestroyer_0
    @pussydestroyer_0 Před 3 lety +173

    plot twist: ezpz is probably emkay's alt account.

    • @HazardousEnviroments
      @HazardousEnviroments Před 3 lety +9

      Sus

    • @spookwav
      @spookwav Před 3 lety +8

      you do realise that there is multiple people who make videos for both these channels?

    • @NoBody-dr8tp
      @NoBody-dr8tp Před 3 lety +18

      @@spookwav r/whooosh

    • @uniki1068
      @uniki1068 Před 3 lety +5

      really? I thoought it was just a dude with some voice changers

    • @uniki1068
      @uniki1068 Před 3 lety +5

      and not very good ones at that, they all sound the same to me

  • @MissRusababy
    @MissRusababy Před 3 lety +15

    3:46 glad to know I’m not the only one who does this. Not on Facebook, just in general.

  • @NorthSmile8089
    @NorthSmile8089 Před 3 lety +42

    I did it
    I got the the sleeping bag into the bag, after many years of trying
    Applaud my newfound power

  • @agent_diamond8702
    @agent_diamond8702 Před 3 lety +112

    Hey ezpz can you do more r/mild vandalism please it’s super funny

  • @eatin.moonlight
    @eatin.moonlight Před 3 lety +4

    "GOD I F*CKING TOLD YOU JARED"
    This here-
    Is a total mood-

  • @izabelakownacki8078
    @izabelakownacki8078 Před 3 lety +5

    I had a bad feeling in my tummy for a bit too long...
    Appendicitis.

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic Před 3 lety +2

      Same. Walked around with an infected appendix for over a year. By the time they found it it was shriveled up, about to pop, and in the 3rd stage of necrosis!

  • @drippysgrippys
    @drippysgrippys Před 3 lety +3

    As someone with strict parents, I absolutely know how to listen for footsteps, appear busy, lie on the spot, and get someone to calm down. Footsteps I listen for every second of every day, actually listening for footsteps rn. *what has my life become*

  • @WithHonorComesI
    @WithHonorComesI Před 3 lety +5

    "I'm almost 20 years old, I'm old..."
    Me: *Laughs in 14*

  • @theratkid4222
    @theratkid4222 Před 3 lety +11

    "An old white man on the red side. And an old white man on the blue side."
    Don't you mean orange old man on the red side?

  • @ilovemunchingpine
    @ilovemunchingpine Před 3 lety +5

    10:26 Araki: *Lets pretend we didnt see that*

  • @alexosborne5148
    @alexosborne5148 Před 3 lety +26

    david sounds like my dad and im uncomfortable, especially since i havent seen him in a year

    • @DavidTheBaker
      @DavidTheBaker Před 3 lety +8

      Mah child... is it really you?

    • @pyromaniazz
      @pyromaniazz Před 3 lety

      Omg, family reunion?

    • @alexosborne5148
      @alexosborne5148 Před 3 lety

      @@pyromaniazz please no, my dad does meth

    • @pyromaniazz
      @pyromaniazz Před 3 lety

      @@alexosborne5148 No I was saying- Because like, David replied to your comment, sorry . _.

    • @alexosborne5148
      @alexosborne5148 Před 3 lety

      @@pyromaniazz no no its fine, its how i cope, i didnt even realize he did lmao

  • @ruffemoto
    @ruffemoto Před 3 lety +5

    14:05 Don't mind me, just saving this for future arguments.

  • @kodathelilpup5061
    @kodathelilpup5061 Před 3 lety +16

    12:51 is that Jin

  • @saltylogin2460
    @saltylogin2460 Před 3 lety +2

    "Girl sleepovers are crazy"
    Me, was not aloud to go to sleepovers: . . .

  • @dakotagierke3220
    @dakotagierke3220 Před 3 lety +21

    This is actually hilarious

    • @my_teenage_life4812
      @my_teenage_life4812 Před 3 lety

      Bro what do you think if cougar cursed voice on r/sundalygay

    • @pandarou_pd
      @pandarou_pd Před 3 lety

      @@my_teenage_life4812 R/sundalygay
      Lol
      U meant R/suddenlygay

  • @jobphone9917
    @jobphone9917 Před 3 lety +5

    The first sleepover I ever had was the best one, we played bloody mary and red door yellow door .

  • @TheBrokenOwl
    @TheBrokenOwl Před 3 lety +2

    3:33
    Barack Obama: "Am I a joke to you?

  • @TiltedHandle
    @TiltedHandle Před 3 lety +1

    15:23
    1. Keep everything silent
    2. Seem like you’re concentrating
    3. Make them laugh/switch topics
    4. Do not seem nervous

  • @elmati16
    @elmati16 Před 3 lety +9

    10:25
    But then you realize is jojo main character

    • @scrp6638
      @scrp6638 Před 3 lety +1

      *cries in Jonathan Joestar*

  • @lordkly7825
    @lordkly7825 Před 3 lety +3

    4:12 , me in a third world country with free health care: confused noises

  • @starfleshii
    @starfleshii Před 3 lety +2

    girl sleepovers are truly interesting, like here are examples from my childhood, though they aren't very wacky just something that isn't typical:
    • my friend blew up post malone's dms on instagram with the creepiest things possible
    • my friends ran through the entire house screaming cause they thought they saw a guy at the sunroom door while me and my friend sat on the couch trying to talk to the figure at the door.
    • we stayed up until 8 A.M. then passed out and woke up at 10 A.M. with full energy.
    • we wrote smut fanfiction for cursed image of an anime character on my friends schoolwork
    • we ripped dolls apart and used them as decorations.
    • me and my friend were in a restaurant and we were practically tackling each other the entire time.
    • we got chased by a flock of geese for like 30 mins.

  • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
    @TheMarshmallowMushroom Před 3 lety +1

    (1:20)
    Person: "gender is a scam"
    (1:30)
    EZPZ: "this GUY--"

  • @Cales_missing_slackerlife
    @Cales_missing_slackerlife Před 3 lety +11

    Damn,peeps be fast-

  • @Finntastic4u
    @Finntastic4u Před 3 lety +3

    12:51 im pretty sure that was a jin meme guys

    • @lil_loaf
      @lil_loaf Před 3 lety +1

      It was i love when I see one of these in meme videos

    • @multifandomhoeeeee
      @multifandomhoeeeee Před 3 lety +1

      It was lol so suprised to see kpop memes here

    • @vuzarre
      @vuzarre Před 3 lety

      whos jin

  • @idkwhy9657
    @idkwhy9657 Před 3 lety +1

    "ok google, open google"
    My phone: *dies

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 Před 3 lety +3

    As a trans girl, I accidentally walked into the blood sacrifice during the girl sleepover. The boys need to step up their game. Try sacrificing to the sun god.

  • @m.u.s.hcomics9669
    @m.u.s.hcomics9669 Před 3 lety +45

    Second! Anyway. Hey, I love you David the Baker.

  • @dawidtan8
    @dawidtan8 Před 3 lety +5

    *TRUMP VS BIDEN*
    What Gamers see: Elephant vs. Horse
    What Turkmens see: *BREAKING NEWS: Old Man fights at Old Man*

  • @lesserfool
    @lesserfool Před 3 lety

    The scholastic bookfair thing fast gave me flash backs to 3rd grade when I accidentally stole a piece of candy by putting it in my pocket and forgetting about it at a bookfair

  • @arcfoundationarchives6445

    Heavy: Doctor!
    Every one else: The Heavy is a Spy!

  • @Gloomy_Spider_Web
    @Gloomy_Spider_Web Před 3 lety +5

    Humans are like the crazy clingy ex girlfriend of the universe

  • @QBwoofer
    @QBwoofer Před 3 lety +29

    No views
    2 COMMENTS

    • @platefamily7991
      @platefamily7991 Před 3 lety +5

      Your CZcams is high on drugs

    • @my_teenage_life4812
      @my_teenage_life4812 Před 3 lety

      Bro what do you think if cougar cursed voice on r/sundalygay

    • @dragonhunter485
      @dragonhunter485 Před 3 lety +2

      Comments update faster than views

    • @dragonhunter485
      @dragonhunter485 Před 3 lety +1

      @Colten Pearson I wasn't planning on doing this but I guess I have to. I knew it could have been a joke but some people are genuinely confused on how this works so I decided that I could inform anyone who is confused as to why this happens. If you say this is an overreaction you would be right that's what I find funny. I genuinely think that informing the confused is good. I suppose I am wrong in educating the confused.

    • @dragonhunter485
      @dragonhunter485 Před 3 lety +1

      @Colten Pearson you are the first person who didn't overreact to my joke overreaction

  • @borttolati
    @borttolati Před 3 lety +1

    Wurtz isn't depressed.
    He is the god of random bs.

  • @dementia__gaming
    @dementia__gaming Před 3 lety +2

    3:13 : me watching my pizza rolls in the microwave

  • @geomochi4904
    @geomochi4904 Před 3 lety +5

    i saw the subscriptions tab have a new video so hi

  • @zeearts9484
    @zeearts9484 Před 3 lety +12

    7 minutes ago :0?! I'm accidentally early lmao

  • @jack-xr7yi
    @jack-xr7yi Před 3 lety +2

    0:58 me watching this at 2 am laying down: sic you got the wrong number

  • @unrainedstorm
    @unrainedstorm Před 3 lety +1

    The Post: 1:02
    Me: *has scoliosis*

  • @DoomVile
    @DoomVile Před 3 lety +3

    i dont have something funny help

  • @broken_queer_but_fighting8589

    Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

  • @RedTheHead
    @RedTheHead Před 3 lety +1

    17:43 “Attention all personal, SCP-096 has breached containment”

  • @Nycwallcrawler1382
    @Nycwallcrawler1382 Před 3 lety

    That scholastic book fair thing was so relatable

  • @localinsurrectionistmember7937

    I'm here to say! You aint first! you aint second! You aint third! YOU ARE THE 888TH COMMENT

  • @funman5876
    @funman5876 Před 3 lety +3

    early

  • @Pheebzluvz
    @Pheebzluvz Před 3 lety

    With that comment about the curved back, all of us just know that we ALL slouched almost immediately after lmfao.

  • @dragonblast4854
    @dragonblast4854 Před 3 lety

    That chicken one near 3 mins could lowkey be an SCP-

  • @teethandcandles
    @teethandcandles Před 3 lety

    Fun fact: As a girl, I can confirm that our sleepovers are chaotic. Me and my friends stayed up until 3 am playing video games and tried to summon Baphomet, and at another one, we went onto the balcony and proceeded to yell 'BUY YOUR SALTED CRACKERS' at the people who were exiting the nearby Walgreens. Aaand then a security guard came out and we had to duck down and hope he didn't see us.

  • @k1ngofcoma
    @k1ngofcoma Před 3 lety

    I know that feeling of clearness of mind but it doesn't go away it stays just to make me feel bad.

  • @melorawr1608
    @melorawr1608 Před 3 lety

    The "okay google" activated my google home lol

  • @hybirdsandroblox
    @hybirdsandroblox Před 2 lety +1

    3:35 I didn’t expect to see some tf2 comic in a meme

  • @toxicgamer2835
    @toxicgamer2835 Před 3 lety +1

    When I found out that high school didn't have a book fair I was so sad because that new book smell.... I NEEEEEEEED IIIITTTTTT

  • @rebekahwhitney2726
    @rebekahwhitney2726 Před 3 lety

    America vs COVID is the Jurassic Park franchise lol

  • @gaivotaplay
    @gaivotaplay Před 3 lety +1

    Fun Fact: This “main character seems like he’s gonna die but I know he won’t cause he’s the main character” doesn’t really work with anime/manga.
    You can’t never know with those.

  • @yungfry3805
    @yungfry3805 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun fact Canadians don’t actually have free health care the Canadian representative has even said it

  • @bernardelmargi9733
    @bernardelmargi9733 Před 3 lety +1

    4:13
    “I’m sorry, is this some American joke I’m to Australian to understand”

  • @jazzman1528
    @jazzman1528 Před 3 lety

    This video got me thinking of a show I was watching and I was agreeing with the villains motives and now I really could drink alcohol

  • @GroovyBee00
    @GroovyBee00 Před 3 lety

    i broke my leg today and i've been watching tour videos to destract me from the pain. thank you :D

  • @albusseveruspotter9531

    1:39 that's the time you realise you have to stop watching too many movies

  • @daniellebalentine7992

    Cat: let me in let me innn LET ME IINNNNNNNN

  • @TashaBryanUK
    @TashaBryanUK Před 2 lety

    "Almost 20 years old.."
    Wait til you're mid 30s my dude.

  • @kraneskorner
    @kraneskorner Před 3 lety

    In Daniel's defense, I wanted to be a dog when I grew up. Screw all the kids that wanted to be a superhero.
    11:56: The plastic on the razor is still on.

  • @breestakebobba2318
    @breestakebobba2318 Před 3 lety

    Fun Fact: The first person to get thrown a grenade at was probably thinking the enemy is stupid

  • @survivalist-yeet9317
    @survivalist-yeet9317 Před 2 lety +2

    3:26 It evolving into a trex

  • @llamasarethesuperiorspecie2681

    4:51
    Women: MY PAIN IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS

  • @katgameryt482
    @katgameryt482 Před 3 lety +1

    7:02
    Girls: Ayo man delete this

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +1

    3:49 sometimes I do this on Quora until I realize I’ve wasted an hour of my day

  • @eatin.moonlight
    @eatin.moonlight Před 3 lety

    0:56 This is a wake up call i didn't expect this morning-

  • @wozaow
    @wozaow Před 3 lety

    i love that three posts in a row were related to bananas

  • @theasandys
    @theasandys Před 3 lety

    I sometimes get this weird pain in my chest for like 30 seconds and I think I'm having a heart attack

  • @turd5973
    @turd5973 Před 3 lety

    1:33
    *Me, who just asked my mom if I could have chips even thought it’s after 10PM: 👁👄👁✌️*

  • @Potterwolves
    @Potterwolves Před 3 lety

    I'm a girl and I can confirm that during sleepovers we do sacrifice the weakest one to the goddess of the moon. But don't worry. *They always come back.*

  • @T3nk0w4zh3r3
    @T3nk0w4zh3r3 Před 3 lety

    I get that dying tummy feeling but its in my chest late at night when trying to sleep

  • @ok-aqua
    @ok-aqua Před 3 lety

    7:00
    we also sometimes perform witchcraft, but most of the time it's just sacrifices on those nights

  • @leahjohnson7883
    @leahjohnson7883 Před 3 lety

    14:26, the sleeping bag bag is called a "stuff sack" for a reason. Just grab a corner of the bag and start cramming it in working around the bag in rings. Eventually you will get it all contained. If you try rolling your sleeping bag back up you're gonna have a hard time.

  • @jordankosick7178
    @jordankosick7178 Před 3 lety +1

    How do they know about the blood oaths?
    HOW DO THEY KNOW?
    WHO TOLD?

  • @Shaft_Lord
    @Shaft_Lord Před 3 lety +2

    11:30 Owls are known to pick up there prey, fly up really high and drop them.

  • @eatin.moonlight
    @eatin.moonlight Před 3 lety

    4:44 my best friend in a nutshell, i can't tell you how many 3am messages I've got from them saying they're dying because they have a tummy ache

  • @oppenguin6462
    @oppenguin6462 Před 3 lety

    5:17
    the worst thing about it is that its also inverted, so you cant easily read it upside down

  • @eleanorbiggs9938
    @eleanorbiggs9938 Před 3 lety

    i have the superpower to put the sleeping bag back in its bag

  • @I-never-existed000
    @I-never-existed000 Před 3 lety

    6:58 that sounds like something I like to call: A C U L T

  • @rapidrunner7986
    @rapidrunner7986 Před 3 lety

    The thing about strict parents is way too real for me, i say as i lie down bacwards on a sofa with my head on the floor

  • @Nullllify
    @Nullllify Před 3 lety

    15:18 I have mastered the art of listening for footsteps, I know who it is just by the loudness and consistency.

  • @Randomperson-vd1op
    @Randomperson-vd1op Před 3 lety +1

    The sleepover thing is real, and I’m next. I need to get stronger

  • @johnnyboi2354
    @johnnyboi2354 Před 3 lety +1

    Fun fact the Yellowstone super volcano is ready to blow at any time and if it does at least 1/4 of the USA will be destroyed and the world will go into a winter if I remember correctly.

  • @jadianradiator2761
    @jadianradiator2761 Před 3 lety

    1:05
    The nice tasty bananas you buy in a grocery store where selectively bread to never produce seeds.
    Bananas that produce seeds are ineidable because they're almost entirely just a big block of banana seeds.

  • @jeffreynichols2251
    @jeffreynichols2251 Před 3 lety

    "Can we just admire his beard for a second I mean that thing is glori-
    Ad: It's here.
    Me: wha