Genie : You have three wishes Me: I wish for more wishes Genie: Cant do that Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes Genie: Understandable, have a great day.
Genie: You have 3 wishes and 3 rules Genie: Rule 1: bring back dead people Genie: Rule 2: No wishing for love Genie: Rule 3: No wish for more wishez Me: I wish for another genie that has infinite wishes and comes every time I snap my fingers
I just had a fight with my man... He wanted to go outside and told me i cant just stay in forever... i had to pause my netflix to tell him that i have to build a new setlement in fallout. I love Lockdown 🤫
2:31 I think I finally found the part where I become an agent of chaos because I love the idea of Bubble wrap that doesn't pop when you squeeze it. HERE THAT, CHILDHOOD ANXIETY??!! NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!! 3:00 I am unsure how to process this information.
nonono your missing the point. The younger the slave you pay about $10 more because they live longer. choose the younger one. And if your choosing a kid use this www.bonanza.com/listings/18th-and-19th-Century-Child-Size-Hand-Forged-Iron-Slave-Shackles-with-Key/393354398?goog_pla=1 I dont have slaves this was minute browsing. if I never upload again say these were my last words : I HATE THE FBI
"doesn't even look like that good of a show" oh no... no... I can hear them, the JoJo fans! They're breaking the walls! and I brought the Sledgehammer!
Jack must be terrifying to dogs, because I was walking by this really loud dogs house, and as soon as Jack started scolding the dog the loud dog near me just instantly went quiet
@@carcinoGentisist *we have a wheel thing to collect water on the roof but it has seats on the inside (a wheel with seats inside) and my friend had to sit in there and she looked like she was going to cry and I asked why and she said "mOndO wheeL!" The capital letters are just to express pitch*
Throwing the ball and your dog realizes that you didn't actually throw it is classic, but what about when you throw the ball and the dog just can't find it.
POV: You’ve already seen the “grandma approved” comment. I know where all of you live You can’t escape from me God damnit they deleted the comment Oh they didn’t
Come, my fellow jojo fan, we shall crusade all the way to egypt and slay the emkay for insulting the manga version of jojo. Bring your stando power while I bring my hamon, german science and stando power to share with you
"Not that good of a show" I..... i just need...... a moment. The english version sucks because they sound like posh children having a school fight but watching it with subtitles is amazing i will steal your kneecaps and eat them with my cereal you do not even understand how much i love jojos bizarre adventure.
grandma approved
Epic
makoto approved
Jimb0 approves you : 3
Thank you grandma! Very cool!
Nice
New bubble wrap: I cannot pop
Me with a pistol: *parry this ya f*cking causal!*
People called me crazy when I started stockpiling bubble wrap
Look who is laughing now!
(also good comment hope you have a good day)
Life hack buy the good bubble rap online for a low price then receive the shitty bubble rap stab it and enjoy the good bubble rap
OwO
Me in Italy Who still recives the old Bubbles wrap:
Tis' but a scratch
Genie : You have three wishes
Me: I wish for more wishes
Genie: Cant do that
Me: I wish i was allowed to wish for more wishes
Genie: Understandable, have a great day.
outsmarted the outsmarting of the outsmarting!
granted, you WERE allowed to wish for more wishes.
@@STARMAP_07 exactly he should have said (i wish i AM allowed to wish for more wishes)
Jack: "Doesn't even look that good of a show"
JoJo fans: So you have chosen... death.
This comment is so overused, you would be funnier if you just said “jojo gay ”
@@ICER702 jojo good
Jojo bad stop you simps
@Katenyosu *Jotaro enters the building and destroys Jack*
His name is john cena
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that captain America tried to choke a robot.
Lol
Age of Ultron?
I've seen that one before
Remember, it's captain *America*
That's why
@@refrigatoreqtv1578 Lol
"unless you're a satanist, I've made that mistake before."
_Wait a damn minute-_
*_WAIT A DAMN MINUTE_*
ehhehe 69 likes
@Jacob Lanzer holy crap-
Jack is somehow so good at doing the "Americans are making dumb American memes" one for some reason it's perfect
I mean, he’s Australian so
I swear to god bruh, drinking water at 2 or 3 am tastes exactly like the elixir of immortality
PHILOSOPHERS STON-
“If you want her so bad, be her dad.”
Wait....
I was wondering if that would be missed due to all of the JoJo and grandma in the replies.
@@mespencer9607 same lol
69 likes
@@SnorlaxWhisperer crap im gunna have to take back my like because its at 70 now
@@cautixon ok
"The lion, the witch and the audacity of this b*tch"
lmao that got me
same bro
Salesman: Do you want that cord?
Customer: No, I want a DIScord
You mean "a social aaaaaaaaapp"
Jack singing is like a choir of angels
No one:
Jack: You receive great jokes and sanity. I receive money.
Underrated
Johnny boi
Alright.
I'll take the jokes but keep my insanity
Nice deal
Jack: call’s Stardust Crusaders outdated
Also Jack: acts so so excited to make a Battle Tendency reference
A Josuke pfp. Person of culture.
@@FainthedCherry yep
I mean battle tendency was better than stardust crusaders, my opinion.
@@sand8630 I agree
Literally 😂
Genie:*explains illegal wishes*
Me:I wish their were no illegal wishes
Genie:...WELL SHI-
About the shower one: I once cried in the shower for one hour before realizing.
"If you want her so bad, be her dad."
Me: 👁👄👁
Alabama 100
*Sweet home Alabama intensifies*
ALABAMA
"D-daddy? What are you doing?"
@@nostromisofficial6894 nothing. Step daughter.
Oh god he just called JoJo bad. I can already hear the millions of hitmen coming to his house.
We about to send La Squadra to his house
Lol
And also a good point
I can hear the screams of pain already
you mean arsonists?
Genie: You have 3 wishes and 3 rules
Genie: Rule 1: bring back dead people
Genie: Rule 2: No wishing for love
Genie: Rule 3: No wish for more wishez
Me: I wish for another genie that has infinite wishes and comes every time I snap my fingers
Me snapping my fingers to the rhythm of a 2000’s pop song during my concert to the shampoo bottles in the shower:
I NEEDED this channel right now, doing homework, and my school REALLY wants me to do 3 full essays on the holidays and just gives no help
Me as an introvert: HE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH
I just had a fight with my man... He wanted to go outside and told me i cant just stay in forever... i had to pause my netflix to tell him that i have to build a new setlement in fallout. I love Lockdown 🤫
@@isforme2789 lol
@@isforme2789 never been so proud of a random stranger
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@@pasu4084 jokes on you i had my headphones in and was by myself
Jack: "I didn't know I wanted snakes with hands until now."
Boa constrictors after Jack's wish is granted: [Skill points available.]
I don't get it
@@binguse The boa will unlock a skill that give them hands so they can stop feeding in LoL
@@XxRubenYoxX i still don't get the reference
@@binguse Maybe you just don't play games
@@binguse y
3:34 That is me most of the time, and when I look closely for the 4th time, I see it is 'cuz I mispelled ONE letter.
5:35 everyone gangsta until you realize those are fishing hooks
Jack, from Aussie to Aussie, WE DO NOT NEED SNAKES WITH HANDS
I mean...if it's those small cartoony spaghetti hands... I think it'll look cute
3:48 he sounded like laserbeam
Yes
Aussies go brrrr
I’m an Aussie bye the way
e
im a human btw
5:16
"Some weird out dated anime reference"
You're on thin ice. Hopefully *they* don't find you.
*Starts doing a pose* a person across the street “What the fuck”
>:(
I just commented this :/
Also he says its probably bad
Too late
"I am more afraid of fleshy Wither than bony Wither" is the best string of words I have heard today.
That one Karen that is actually kind seeing Karen memes is probably very embarrassing
“Some weird anime reference.”
Jojo fans: *so you have chosen...death?*
Edit: Guys. It’s been 4 months. Where are y’all even coming from?
That’s the joke
im 10th liker
Yes! How dare he ruin dis for me my organs stopped working when he spoke those rude mouth words! That human is uncultured in my death note!!
The show is bizzare tho
But him calling it not good is ..... Unforgivable
5:16
Jack: *Insults jojo*
Me: OFFENDED
Jack: *Starts squealing over snakes with arms*
Me, unable to get mad now: ...Forgiven.
No
That is unforgivable
No
That is unforgivable
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
*UNFORGIVABLE.*
Jojo = NoNo
Holyyyyyyyy sheeeeeeeet !
Jack is gonna love the spartan commandos on DeviantArt
2:31 I think I finally found the part where I become an agent of chaos because I love the idea of Bubble wrap that doesn't pop when you squeeze it. HERE THAT, CHILDHOOD ANXIETY??!! NOW I HAVE THE POWAH!!!
3:00 I am unsure how to process this information.
Me: *searches ‘slaves’ on google*
Google: Shopping
FBI: ;-;
nonono your missing the point. The younger the slave you pay about $10 more because they live longer.
choose the younger one. And if your choosing a kid use this www.bonanza.com/listings/18th-and-19th-Century-Child-Size-Hand-Forged-Iron-Slave-Shackles-with-Key/393354398?goog_pla=1
I dont have slaves this was minute browsing.
if I never upload again say these were my last words :
I HATE THE FBI
@@quickgmoney1239 OML WTF WHY DO THEY FUCKING SELL THAT HElP IM SCARED
@@formahnoorsaqib4567 dont worry slaves can still be bought from the black market. im no dealer
@@quickgmoney1239 r/holdup
@@iamnotmessy123 y e s imma go look at it
"doesn't even look like that good of a show"
oh no... no... I can hear them, the JoJo fans! They're breaking the walls! and I brought the Sledgehammer!
HE SHAL NOT PASSSSSSS JOJO FOREVER!!!!!!!!
I didn’t know what was so good about jojo but then I started watching it. I love dio’s design
U THOUGHT I WAS OFFENDED, BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!
@@noogiethefirst8381 is the show any good tho
@@TechSupportDave it is How I’m killing myself
Jack must be terrifying to dogs, because I was walking by this really loud dogs house, and as soon as Jack started scolding the dog the loud dog near me just instantly went quiet
'it is forbbiden to dog' one of the funniest things ever
Everyone: Talking about video and completly disregarding the jojo insult
Me: FALL OF YOUR HORSE
Off*
the next time i see someone in a wheelchair im going to commend them for their great johnny joestar cosplay
We ain't disregarding it he was just spitting facts
Yeah I commented about it.
jack's really out here dissing jojo :(
Jack: calls JoJo bad
All JoJo fans in a 607 fotball fields range: *l e t t h e b o d i e s h i t t h e f l o o r*
As a jojo fan who is more than 607 football fields away I agree
Have you ever heard of "meters"?
Za Warudo!
The rumors were true...
Let the bodies hit the floor
This was the first video I ever watched from you guys
Jack: says water taste better after 12am
Me who lives in Colorado: It's permanent midnight here then.
7:22 I was like “WHEN DID VOLDEMORT GET A PHONE LET ALONE A NUMBER”
Then the joke came and I was like “oh-“
Mayonnaise
Exotic butter? More like mondo butter
(And thats a compliment lmao)
@@carcinoGentisist *we have a wheel thing to collect water on the roof but it has seats on the inside (a wheel with seats inside) and my friend had to sit in there and she looked like she was going to cry and I asked why and she said "mOndO wheeL!" The capital letters are just to express pitch*
LOL
"is this some outdated anime reference?"
me: so you have chosen... death.
Aiy aiy yai yaaaah
*pills men theme*
Pillar
*puts on a stone mask-*
Pills men lol
another jojo simp it's normal at this point
Jack: unless you’re secretly satan, I’ve made that mistake before
Me: what the hell happened here?
“Stop procrastinating”
Damn you didn’t have to call me out like that
Insults JoJo :wedge : WHOMST HAS SUMOND THE ANCIENT ONE
I think you mean:
WHOMST DARE TO SUMMONTH THINE ANCIENT ONE
AYE AYEE AYE!
yare yare daze
kocchi wo miro
w e d g e
Genie: you have 3 wishes
Someone: i wish for 4 wishes
Genie: you have 3 wishes left
Me: I wish i am rich
Genie: so,, what's your next wish, Rich ?
Lol
Samm
Damn*
@@hanselkane9047 I wish that you stop doing these jokes
genie: aight cool **disappers**
My irrational childhood fear at the pool was the guy from scream pulling me underwater and shanking me
Hearing Jack squeal because of snakes with arms made my day!
Jack: doesn't even look that good of a show
The entire JOJO fan base: visible anger
I think he joked.... If not then rip to the snacc that smiles bacc
what's a JoJo?
I new when he said that he was going to die
I shall use my stand
Jojo is a jojo reference
"in France we call it the Eiffel Tower"
Who wants to tell him?
You
@@Dr.Don5 Yes You.
I'm not gonna
Can I tell him or does it have to be someone french
@@Zerst2 Someone French is preferable, so I can tell him if you want to since I am... But don't you think we should go and gather more French people?
0:51 remember that an austrian man got rejected out of art school , we know what happens next
Watched this video one time and I'm repeating "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO DOG" over and over again
I get that one joke. Because he would say: Dis a pear, but if you put it all together it’s
Nice.
This is too clever for the mortals to understand
You missed the "Disappear"
@@GDgabe AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU`VE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, r/woooosh (with 4 o`s)
@@foxooverlord r/ihavereddit
“Some outdated anime reference”
...9 seconds...
...8 seconds...
@꧁༒𒊹KÄTŽ𒊹༒꧂ゆ *ROADAH ROLLAH DA*
Stop
@Matthew Alexander lmao
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
@@wantedraider6007 stop
"have you ever had a npc that has the same speed as your character"
I have never seen any npcs as fast as my character in any games i have ever played
Fun Fact: Despite what you may think, you can still pop that bubble wrap. You need to stand on it to counteract the strength.
“Doesn’t even look that good of an anime”
*your free trial of existence has expired, please renew by saying jojo is good*
it was a manga photo tho
@@radicallarry5952 and????
I guess I’ll stay dead
stands are aight but story lines kinda fucked
Jojo is wack
"Some outdated anime reference, doesnt even look that good of a show."
Jojo stans:"So you have chosen.... Death!"
*Chase starts playing*
Whats Jojo?
@@vArmistice JoJo's bizarre adventure, its an anime
@@arlecchinoimpact725 *Jotaro voice* DIO
@@nickmedun7414 Hooh. You're approaching me?
Salesman:Do you want this cord
Costumer:I want dis cord
Throwing the ball and your dog realizes that you didn't actually throw it is classic, but what about when you throw the ball and the dog just can't find it.
If you can buy a nuclear bomb from the Internet, you can buy anything from there.
Search history: "Children" "Slaves" "Bombs" "Body pillows"
@@juicyjoe5329 hmmmm
Even cheeseburger?
@@bmartin6182 yes.
I bought land from the internet and received some Lego land
POV: You’ve already seen the “grandma approved” comment.
I know where all of you live
You can’t escape from me
God damnit they deleted the comment
Oh they didn’t
HOW'D U KNOW
@@kylebroflovski5812 because it’s above mine lol
red
I have
I have
"Get an air fryer"
*Me, who just took out a pizza from the air fryer:*
13:18 PIKACHU USES A PICKACHU
"Doesn't look like that good of an anime" WOAH WOAH NO NEED TO GET POLITICAL
I made the likes in on your comment from 69 to 70
Have a great day
Meme: Maybe I AM a horse
Him: and to that I say "Neigh" you are not you are-
Me: Was that Intentional?
Him: **Realizes**
Me: So, No?
I am a brony and found this hilarious.
im 100h liker
s c r i p t e d
Wow
Jack: Please seek therapy.
Me: but I can't afford therapy :')
Jack is just Spamton in a nutshell he talks goofy ahh and changes voices like every second and I laugh really hard when he barely talks
Oh I'm not from new Caledonia but I am from somewhere everyone mentions when talking about bats and cococovirus
Hmmmmm....
Egypt?
Nailed it
*hahahaha* no its North Alumaski!
Uhh
Oh of course, the global pandemic Cococovirus
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Also me: *HEY FERB I KNOW WHAT WERE DOING TODAY*
Lol
Time to f_____ bomb something
Why is nobody mentioning his ability to sing dead or alive so fucking amazing!! Am i the only one that wants the full song from him
The potion I made with shampoo worked, it turned my mom into a hospital patient as I intended.
0:35
"As long as they're getting paid a good wage."
Oh, Jack, my friend. You don't know Bezos.
" unless your secretly Satan "
Santa : * Looks around nervously *
Mayonnaise
@@laddaleangthong2769 Salad cream
Mustard
Saint Nick & Old Nick.
mhmm
Comments in this video:
50% anything
50% how dare you insulting jojo???
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
"THIS SUMMER, THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BI-" Jack
Teachers: write a essay about quarantine
Me who only went to places 4 times in quarantine
I have realised that the meme about shopping nuclear bomb is not fake
Same bro.
NANI
Imma buy one for japan
So... Funny story. I bought one and it is in my house. I'm bout to send it to Afghanistan.
Your FBI Agent has too
I went on google, searched “nuclear bomb” pressed shopping THER WAS NOTHING I don’t get it, this is AMERICA
@Edward Sturgeon o.O
@Edward Sturgeon - 🤔
AMERICA EXPLAIN!
@Edward Sturgeon same lol
@Edward Sturgeon i also found mutiple other things like a bomb shell for 9 dollars and nuclear reactor which i pretty sure look fake
The absolute pain in his voice as he said: AaAaA SoCiAl ApP!
bro emkay being a cowboy
‘Some out dated anime reference’
That One sentence made me so mad I nearly threw my phone
I agree with him
I mean I dont like JoJo either. Just not an Anime I find interesting to me. It's good anime, just not a anime for me
“Art students calling them unemployed.”
Me, an artist drawing while watching this video: ouch-
Damn
Oof
I know about some austrian painter that instead of being unemployed, he became a politician
Jack: **exists**
Me: thank you
Man, love watching your videos after being rejected.
Him, disrespects jojo me: "you mama'd your last mia"
Why did you put disrespects JoJo in quotes
Lord Guardian, Traveler's Chosen lmao-
Come, my fellow jojo fan, we shall crusade all the way to egypt and slay the emkay for insulting the manga version of jojo. Bring your stando power while I bring my hamon, german science and stando power to share with you
I'll bring my spin technologies
@@ClaimerofLoot6942 sorry, i changed it!
This guy doesn’t know jojo’s bizarre adventure even though every episode had a meme and inspired so many different memes
Ikr
It’s because anime is shit😕
@@breadless_crust5445 wtaf did you just say
Chariot Requiem
Umm, just read the comment?😂
Chariot Requiem
and why are you saying that anime’s good when this is the kind off shit that goes on in it
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It's 2 am and I have water..... Jack is not wrong lmao
Bro the 3 am cereal hit different too tho
7:38 that's the saddest French I have ever heard, do it again
wesh qui comprend quand je parle français
@@trayfr moi
C'est facile à comprendre quand on est français
@@cocokill3048 il est vrai que cela aide à la compréhension d'un texte en français
Bonjour French humans
"do you want that cord?"
"no. i want gay teamspeak"
"no, i want edgy skype"
No i want hacker paradise zoom
I started laughing and my arm touched the heater. I didn't stop laughing though, so...
1:37 I hope he wasn't talking to my dog-
When emkay says that jojo is bad:
BrEaK DoWn bReAk dOwN
Do you mean MENTAL „break down break down“
U mean like break emkays neck? Nobody can insult jojo
@@greenhead352 NEVER
@@greenhead352 it's not bad your eyes are just broken
@@greenhead352 You don't have to worry about it being bad, because your face will look even worse
"Doesn't even look that good of a show"
*Doots in sad Aztec*
He doesn't even realise that it's the manga version of jojo
@@epicinferno6703 karsu
I feel you kars, my fellow villain
Karzoo
@@Lyra_loves.skincare omfg yes
I can verify that crocodiles can just appear in Florida pools if there is no fence surrounding it
2:00
When yoyr mom bursts into your room to yell at you for reading but you're already sleepin'
emkay insults jojo
jojo fans:WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE HOLY ONE
" *Yare Yare daze, You piss me off.* "
pick a god and start praying
I got my piano and a Italian boy who with me
I got a couple of Japanese people with me
I got a pair of hands that smell like KFC
"Not that good of a show"
I..... i just need...... a moment.
The english version sucks because they sound like posh children having a school fight but watching it with subtitles is amazing i will steal your kneecaps and eat them with my cereal you do not even understand how much i love jojos bizarre adventure.
Yeah and pour the milk first in front of his eyes to torture him
The english version is okay but it just doesn't give the same experience as the japanese version
@Leonard Lim r/ihadastroke
👌 Y e s :)
Also the Japanese voice actors put their whole soul into their acting it’s GOLDEN
The finale of the trilogy is the best. It is forbidden to dog. Always what I wanted to hear.
That crying sound is the most satisfying thing I’ve ever heard