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  • @mirrorofnight
    @mirrorofnight Před 3 lety +3150

    Robin’s voice is just about as lively as a cemetery during a zombie apocalypse.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 2 lety +48

      After The Covenant been thru the system...

    • @geethadevibhavani9104
      @geethadevibhavani9104 Před 2 lety +36

      @@seand.g423 Wait, the Covenant arent zombies, that's the Flood you are talking about I think.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Před 2 lety +24

      @@geethadevibhavani9104 Flood doesn't Glass shit, tho...

    • @barelyrayssa9808
      @barelyrayssa9808 Před 2 lety +15

      Would that be negative dead on the X and Y scales?

    • @alternatemars8350
      @alternatemars8350 Před 2 lety +7

      Bro what fuck'n year you living in?

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC Před 3 lety +4892

    I hate the person telling JackSepticEye that if he wanted privacy he shouldn't have mentioned he was dealing with something. Literally everyone sometimes tells their friends or other people that care about them in some way (like an audience) "hey, I'm dealing with some shit, please give me some space for a bit." He wouldn't exactly get privacy if he said nothing and someone inevitably uncovered it and spread it around.

  • @amgry_leaf8546
    @amgry_leaf8546 Před 2 lety +116

    That girl roasting the guy hitting on her really just threw him in a puddle of gasoline and forgot to throw a match and acted like he just got destroyed

  • @thebudgieadmiral5140
    @thebudgieadmiral5140 Před 2 lety +94

    0:42 Imagine you are an architect. You spent months coming up with the design and working out the perfect proportions and angles and features - and then the owner says "Also, I want to give it camo paint!"
    All your work is now hidden under a hideous paintjob designed specifically to obscure shapes. Oof.

  • @wally6980
    @wally6980 Před 3 lety +3852

    Robin sounds like he could be hired as a narrator for a documentary on Candy Land.
    Edit: since I've gotten multiple comments asking about what Candy Land I'm referring to, I'll answer it here. I'm talking about the board game.
    Edit #2: I know nothing of the movie or anything else other than the board game. Please don't ask me _"oh, theres a movie? what is it?"_

    • @mr.poohmakes2041
      @mr.poohmakes2041 Před 3 lety +42

      He needs to do this

    • @Rimantiu
      @Rimantiu Před 3 lety +39

      Oh my god yes
      (Edit why did so many ppl like this-)

    • @captaindead9314
      @captaindead9314 Před 3 lety +25

      Is it just me or is it that all of the movie anouncer sound the same

    • @21bucks
      @21bucks Před 3 lety +14

      _w o a h_

    • @CaptainRedbeard89
      @CaptainRedbeard89 Před 3 lety +22

      This comment itself belongs on
      r/rareinsults

  • @superiorhunter5644
    @superiorhunter5644 Před 3 lety +4121

    Calling someone a default character is such a default character insult.

    • @superiorhunter5644
      @superiorhunter5644 Před 3 lety +77

      And I'll be seeing you guys on kamikazebywords in like six months when someone stumbles across this comment.

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 Před 3 lety +113

      @@superiorhunter5644 I’m putting you on r/young peopleCZcams just to spite you

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 Před 3 lety +45

      @@doge8825 you madlad

    • @superiorhunter5644
      @superiorhunter5644 Před 3 lety +45

      @@doge8825 You can't be doing things like that. Youngpeopleyoutube is like comedycemetary. If you end up there you are 'that guy from youngpeopleyoutube'

    • @ACowIsHuge
      @ACowIsHuge Před 3 lety +33

      This seems like something only a default character would say

  • @Thagesthoughts
    @Thagesthoughts Před 3 lety +57

    Content creators and others who have a parasocial relationship with a sizeable audience make posts announcing when they need privacy so their fans know not to go prying and sharing shit around. How is that so hard to parse? "Hey, I need to step away and be with my family for a while, don't go freaking out like I went missing or something."

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819

    6:40, bro looks the Lorax if he was in a live Netflix movie 😂😂😂

  • @user-sb7ys7ge8p
    @user-sb7ys7ge8p Před 3 lety +3322

    Robin sounds like a default character, angry at people insulting his race.

    • @am4rz__
      @am4rz__ Před 3 lety +90

      r/rareinsults

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 Před 3 lety +28

      Damn

    • @supremeboi1x
      @supremeboi1x Před 3 lety +47

      Kind of like the Brit insulting Mexicans post

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia Před 3 lety +30

      @@supremeboi1x Lmao yeah
      also, i'm british and i don't claim that guy, they're an asshole. also wtf do they even know what a cornish pasty is? they're made of pastry, and usually have beef, potato, swede and onion. that's completely different to a taco.
      in short, they're a dumbass and they don't know what a cornish pasty is.

    • @thatrandomguyig5367
      @thatrandomguyig5367 Před 3 lety +7

      i can't un-hear it now

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 Před 3 lety +2258

    Saying Boris the Buffoon is like cheese is a really bad insult to cheese.

  • @big.1234
    @big.1234 Před 2 lety +26

    3:12 looks like he's tryna steal woody

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ Před rokem +39

    14:26 "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

    • @Fenet2000
      @Fenet2000 Před rokem

      I have honestly never understood that behaviour
      If I were a hot woman, I would probably consider at least giving it a try

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Před 3 lety +2101

    Everyone: How did you come up with these comebacks?
    r/rareinsults: Most of them were made in the shower

  • @ahuman3642
    @ahuman3642 Před 3 lety +1077

    Robin sounds like an enthusiastic narrator, that’s pretending he doesn’t know his wife is cheating on him

  • @JAB_the_Tab
    @JAB_the_Tab Před 2 lety +10

    5:49 hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483

    Jasper: *Dies of laughter*
    Metal Jasper: Im sure gems cannot "die"
    Jasper: *soul leaves body*

  • @grinchobricks871
    @grinchobricks871 Před 3 lety +891

    Robin sounds like he says "yellow" when he picks up the phone.

    • @Sinc3r3ly
      @Sinc3r3ly Před 2 lety +25

      Ayo that’s a compliment

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 Před 2 lety +10

      i say green what are yous on about

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 Před 2 lety +1

      green

    • @hank1318
      @hank1318 Před 2 lety +2

      thats my response you said my name #greenclan

    • @indieandfinn6940
      @indieandfinn6940 Před 2 lety +2

      @@hank1318 yo I say Burlywood

  • @AJOlaks
    @AJOlaks Před 3 lety +745

    Robin sounds like a minor character that started super strong at the start but then couldn’t tackle a bagel

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 Před 3 lety +36

      He sounds like Johnny Test's dad.

    • @The_Federation
      @The_Federation Před 3 lety +5

      He does

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 Před 3 lety +2

      Robin: reads opening post
      Queensadilla: AhahHahahahHhahhaHahahHahHahHahHahHa

    • @phillyp6969
      @phillyp6969 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh, and the insult; Robin seems like the result of a 14-yo-girl with all the emotion drained out of her voice who is then turned into a 27-yo male with enhanced depression

    • @weedwagon1403
      @weedwagon1403 Před 3 lety

      Dioooooooooooooooo

  • @urgence1271
    @urgence1271 Před 3 lety +13

    5:04 man looks like the block of cheese from earlier going through it’s emo phase.

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 Před rokem +3

    These roasts are so specific that I can't catch a breath of air at all, I'm laughing too hard.

  • @kotarojujo2345
    @kotarojujo2345 Před 3 lety +577

    Saying “I’ll eat eat your arteries like they’re twizzlers” has the same energy as “I’ll pop your vertebrae out of your mouth like a PEZ dispenser” lol

    • @klanceklancerevolution3339
      @klanceklancerevolution3339 Před 2 lety +9

      Used both of these in some arguments.... yeah not gonna work

    • @left-handed-suzuki-method
      @left-handed-suzuki-method Před 2 lety

      what about "i'll eat your brain like i'm eating imaginary spaghetti, you wet socked 4 legged creature with 4 eyes and no use to society!"

    • @tealtalonflame4281
      @tealtalonflame4281 Před 2 lety

      @@left-handed-suzuki-method Too long, and kinda weak. You gotta make your insults snappy and easy to say. Like, "If you were any dumber, I could use your brain as a bowling ball," or "I feel bad for the oxygen your breath uses, you pathetic waste of (Space/Skin/[etc])."
      'Imaginary spaghetti' doesn't quite hit as hard as just 'spaghetti' would, and the rest is just, like, a bit too much. 'Wet-socked' is good on its own, though, and using the 'pathetic waste' part as a base for an insult really works!
      Hope this helps you on your journey to insult. Have a nice one!

    • @Annihilation_Studios
      @Annihilation_Studios Před 2 lety +2

      Oh my god its yotaro joku, stand user of moon gold

    • @OdenKozuki_Of_Wano
      @OdenKozuki_Of_Wano Před 2 lety

      How bout "I will tie your asshole hair together and force-feed you taco bell"

  • @lePirateMan
    @lePirateMan Před 3 lety +2196

    Robin the kinda guy that would narrate for emkay.
    Edit: please stop replying notifications from an unfunny comment l left 11 months ago are annoying as frick

  • @farewell.wanderlust
    @farewell.wanderlust Před 2 lety +11

    14:48
    michael reeves could straight up confess to murder and still not even be considered as a suspect.

  • @jjhahn8319
    @jjhahn8319 Před rokem +2

    Robin either sounds like a drug dealer, or an undercover cop trying to arrest me for doing drugs, and I don't know which

  • @eggueguchannel
    @eggueguchannel Před 3 lety +504

    The "this guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time" went over his head. Guess he doesnt listen to SOAD

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 Před 3 lety +72

      I specifically went hunting in the comments for someone else to have noticed

    • @Shadoxinfernus
      @Shadoxinfernus Před 3 lety +16

      Fiiinallyyy

    • @sabi2955
      @sabi2955 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol

    • @ignoolio12nera96
      @ignoolio12nera96 Před 3 lety +15

      Now the combination of this comment and the joke's origin makes me question whether or not the person in the picture is who I think it is

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ignoolio12nera96 Serj Tankian?

  • @nataliefedesco4304
    @nataliefedesco4304 Před 3 lety +193

    Robin sounds like he’s trying to be genuinely happy while being forced to voice an anime character he knows nothing about

  • @profilytheprofilepicture2855

    11:40
    She looks like someone super glued a lego mini figure hair to a bald personalized 3D printed mini figure head

  • @chemicallystupid
    @chemicallystupid Před 2 lety +7

    The fact that the auto generated subtitles are almost spot on just shows how clear his voice is

  • @Saimeren
    @Saimeren Před 3 lety +227

    14:22 That's Serj Tankian. He's the lead singer of System of a Down. The "insult" is literally a reference to his song Toxicity. The lyric is literally "Eating seeds as a past time activity" and in the music video the band are sitting on a couch eating seeds throwing the shells on the table.

    • @shimozu716
      @shimozu716 Před 3 lety +33

      When I saw this part of the video, I started scrolling for ages to see who got the joke. I was starting to think it had gone over everyone's heads, but I found this comment, and it made my day that SOMEONE actually has good taste! XD

    • @someoneelse5005
      @someoneelse5005 Před 3 lety +3

      @@shimozu716 saaaym

    • @RSIMaxed
      @RSIMaxed Před 3 lety +6

      I jumped to the comments to see if anyone was able to point this out. Splendid work

    • @IAmWillGraham
      @IAmWillGraham Před 3 lety +3

      @@shimozu716 SAMEE

    • @angelfish1192
      @angelfish1192 Před 2 lety +4

      I actually like that band and music but I didn’t get it- guess I’m just stupid.

  • @KyleWilson96
    @KyleWilson96 Před 3 lety +705

    “She looks like she’s positive for everything”
    Except life

    • @TECh-wg7mv
      @TECh-wg7mv Před 3 lety +6

      Holy shit this is funny lmao

    • @nora_kolvy
      @nora_kolvy Před 3 lety +5

      Might be positive for life in prison too ya never know to be honest.

    • @youraunt
      @youraunt Před 3 lety +3

      and when people use constructive criticism because most positive people can't handle criticism due to them being ignorant sacks of flesh and not expecting criticism

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought except IQ but that works

    • @charliebernhardt410
      @charliebernhardt410 Před 2 lety +1

      That kinda sounds like me

  • @estellesmith4118
    @estellesmith4118 Před 3 lety +3

    4:42
    White crayons are actually pretty useful. I feel white markers would make more sense.

  • @lightningrod0208
    @lightningrod0208 Před 3 lety +3

    Robin sounds like the guy who gossips at the office but when he finds out that people are gossiping about him, he flips his lid

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 3 lety +483

    "Do not face time venom at 3am"
    You are equivalent of spiderman movies recycling uncle ben

  • @ShadoeLandman
    @ShadoeLandman Před 3 lety +212

    Jack’s post made sense to his fans, and insulting him after his father died was f*cked

  • @battleax6364
    @battleax6364 Před 3 lety +8

    8:06 this guy was ripping on our jack boy after he said his father died of course we’re gonna curb stop his head till he’s nothing but a red puddle

  • @jakobdiehn6596
    @jakobdiehn6596 Před 2 lety +6

    7:04 in german we say "you have a head to cut hair" to people being idiots

  • @supremefroglord3995
    @supremefroglord3995 Před 3 lety +115

    Upon mentioning post Malone my brother said “isn’t that the guy that looks like a receipt or something?”

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- Před 3 lety +8

      LMAO

    • @MM-sx7zs
      @MM-sx7zs Před 3 lety +4

      "Mommy said we weren't to draw on the walls, but I found a loop-hole!"

    • @thesp0rk
      @thesp0rk Před 3 lety

      Damn

  • @kaminalateralus849
    @kaminalateralus849 Před 3 lety +77

    "This guy looks like he eats seeds in his free time." You do know that's Serj from System of a Down? The insult was a reference to the song "Toxicity."

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 Před 3 lety

      Thought the same thing lol

    • @mothshroom8740
      @mothshroom8740 Před 2 lety +1

      “Eating seeds as a past time activity. The toxicity of our city, of our city.”

    • @morganredman1745
      @morganredman1745 Před 2 lety

      So glad someone else got it

  • @kakebaker2000
    @kakebaker2000 Před 2 lety +3

    2:14 Fun fact, butterflies can drink blood.

  • @andreh1888
    @andreh1888 Před 6 měsíci +2

    The hairline joke is just a line from an E40 song... people been stealing from E40 for 30 years now, time to give the man his flowers.

  • @ultimatewaluigi5907
    @ultimatewaluigi5907 Před 3 lety +66

    11:45 How about, "She's so basic her stomach acid is perpetually creating saltwater"

  • @link77779
    @link77779 Před 3 lety +76

    9:54 She's calling him something that starts with 'P' and ends with a jail sentence.

    • @Alchemist1995
      @Alchemist1995 Před 3 lety +15

      I was about to say that.
      For reference: Tee Ball is almost exclusively played by young children.

    • @Konoshy
      @Konoshy Před rokem +2

      I was looking for this comment. Can't believe I've only seen one person make it so far. How was it so hard to figure out?

  • @goodeats5845
    @goodeats5845 Před 2 lety +6

    3:04 it makes sense
    “Dancing like an unseasoned chicken” meaning her dancing has no flavor aka its bad and has no taste.

  • @sarodorethedragon9865
    @sarodorethedragon9865 Před 3 lety +175

    I’m a furry and I found this funny- it’s healthy to laugh at yourself some times

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 Před 3 lety +138

    That thumbnail is what I think about our current British politics.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 Před 3 lety +100

    Literally EVERY comedian has "stolen" jokes. (often details are updated for the times). Comedy often hinges on delivery and timing.

    • @twilightnawi1194
      @twilightnawi1194 Před 3 lety +5

      Both of which Amy Schumer manages to fuck up consistently.

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 Před 2 lety +3

    6:20 his mustache looks like two otters romancing

  • @kalesalad2877
    @kalesalad2877 Před 2 lety

    I love watching ur guys's videos bc ur voices are so recognizable
    and i get ads for dogs on tiktok before each video but that's a sidenote lol

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 Před 3 lety +75

    2:36 can we take a moment to appreciate simply how much Boris looks like he's aged during his time as prime minister.

    • @Rio4001
      @Rio4001 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh boy did this age beautifully

  • @Bunkerbrosgolf
    @Bunkerbrosgolf Před 3 lety +92

    Robins voice matched up with his face makes him seem like someone who buys cheese and crackers just to eat the cheese

  • @dmn4373
    @dmn4373 Před 2 lety +1

    Robin is a dude that would try to debunk a Sci-fi movie.

  • @caliceru
    @caliceru Před 3 lety +6

    8:51 Albertan here, this shit is way too funny. These are the guys you see doing 150 down 110 freeways in their motor homes with a bunch of DIY shit done to them, or you just see them in the mountains for some reason.

  • @orangehater6211
    @orangehater6211 Před 3 lety +53

    Why does Cr1tikal look like skinny markiplier mixed with asian Keanu Reeves

  • @charliefey8974
    @charliefey8974 Před 3 lety +77

    of all the insults I have heard, spoken to me or someone else, my favorite has to be "you might be the most poorly made person I've ever seen"

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 Před 3 lety +2

      I would have responded to that one by saying, "Deflecting yourself and your failures at life much", "Ironically says the person that looks like their parents used the worst sperm and egg cells that they had in making you, and then used drugs and booze for a good added measure of dumbassery," or "Have you taken a look in the mirror lately, you hypocrite?"

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 Před 3 lety +6

      @@paxhumana2015
      This is just a fancy "no u"

  • @Zorafnn
    @Zorafnn Před 3 lety +4

    9:18 they did my mans ludwig dirty

  • @alexisgrunden1556
    @alexisgrunden1556 Před 11 měsíci

    One of the best insults I've seen in ages was from an AITA, where the guy described his gf as having _'the survival instincts of a panda raised in captivity.'_ 💀🤣🤣

  • @mantis3069
    @mantis3069 Před 3 lety +18

    14:22 That's a pun, in one of SOAD's songs (Toxicity) a part of the chorus is "Eating seeds is a past time activity" You wet pieces of bread.

  • @Fr3ddyM3hrCurry
    @Fr3ddyM3hrCurry Před 3 lety +18

    14:22
    The funny think is that Serj Tankian 8 the guy in the pic.) is the Singer of the band "System of a Down", oneof the lines in their song "Toxicity" is "Eating seeds is our pass time activity" so its not only rare insult but also an Inside joke

  • @SpidersInYourTea
    @SpidersInYourTea Před 2 lety +2

    Robin sounds like the one friend getting interrupted but still trying to be optimistic, even though he's a side character gonna die in five minutes.

  • @jplayzow
    @jplayzow Před 2 lety

    Pedro shows up looking that way to give everyone else a bit of a headstart

  • @lastwesker6384
    @lastwesker6384 Před 3 lety +53

    0:01 she makes me wanna double-check my wrist for the notes I don't even *have.*

  • @sabiangriffin3713
    @sabiangriffin3713 Před 3 lety +62

    Robin, we know you don't have a girlfriend, Jack doesn't count. Maybe as your boyfriend, but probably not.

    • @gh0stroy
      @gh0stroy Před 3 lety +2

      Maybe Damien?

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gh0stroy I thought they had Lexi.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety

      Zach?

    • @Travinater
      @Travinater Před 3 lety +3

      @@awesomestyles Yes Zach is the true answer, anyone else is dead WRONG

  • @toriori2799
    @toriori2799 Před 2 lety

    No insults here, the shock value of clubbing baby seals was the one that got me.

  • @KrispieQween_official
    @KrispieQween_official Před 5 měsíci +1

    Here's one:
    "You look like the typa person who tells ducks to sleep with one eye open"

  • @joelrobinson5457
    @joelrobinson5457 Před 3 lety +140

    "Your hair looks like eraserhead" I'm pretty sure they're not reffering to shota aizawa
    Edit, for reference I'm pretty sure they meant *an* eraser head. As in the messy tip of an eraser

  • @crabsupremacy
    @crabsupremacy Před 3 lety +74

    "Jake looks like early concept are for Rick Astley!"
    Me to Jake: "It's true tho!"

  • @amplethought
    @amplethought Před 2 lety

    Deep dive on the Peter Gabriel reference!! I like it, and these videos! Keep it up!

  • @gdarcticwolf6226
    @gdarcticwolf6226 Před 3 lety +7

    1:49 Venom would not become N&A Productions for anything

  • @autumnox2174
    @autumnox2174 Před 3 lety +51

    14:24 And that, folks, is a reminder to go listen to Toxicity by System of a Down, so you too can eat seeds as a pastime activity.

    • @keeseggens7300
      @keeseggens7300 Před 3 lety +1

      Best song on the album IMO 😁

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 Před 3 lety +1

      that whole album was so incredibly deep and intricate all the songs off that album were great

    • @jacklephoenix9078
      @jacklephoenix9078 Před 3 lety +1

      we can all look at life thru the eyes of a tired hub too

    • @cheeseisjar3058
      @cheeseisjar3058 Před 3 lety +1

      That one wasn’t even an insult, just a reference.

    • @RonnieJay
      @RonnieJay Před 3 lety

      👌🏼

  • @praz409
    @praz409 Před 3 lety +269

    "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
    Me an intellectual:
    8:25

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea

    • @numberedcircles
      @numberedcircles Před 3 lety +1

      Yea

    • @lpeanuts3586
      @lpeanuts3586 Před 3 lety +11

      Jake be lookin like Tom Holland, Rick Astley, and Tom Scott at the same time

    • @SouperSpeller
      @SouperSpeller Před 3 lety +3

      @@lpeanuts3586 true, but how often do you see RealJake and EmKay mention each other in their vids? i dont think you get the joke

    • @medienkonig7338
      @medienkonig7338 Před 3 lety +3

      @@SouperSpeller has happened a few times... but still, was unexpected and kinda cool

  • @theconqueeftador69
    @theconqueeftador69 Před 3 lety +1

    "You sound like burnt toast" is the best one I've heard

  • @joliecravy5513
    @joliecravy5513 Před 2 lety

    Robin has the capabilities of a beached whale upside down in its own turtle shell

  • @ProjectLuark
    @ProjectLuark Před 3 lety +17

    4:42 I feel called out, I use white colored pencils all the time to smooth out the graphite and prevent it from fading over time.

  • @eg_08
    @eg_08 Před 3 lety +344

    Why is Jake paul the type to arrest his own drug dealer than try to hide that he doesnt know him with a lie from his micro brain.
    Edit: I'm actually surprised this comment is doing well because it was another rare insults there was a clip where someone made a meme and said art students don't call themselves unemployed and then there was the I was murdered meme. So I said "everyone can say that except Hitler he did the murder" its was either a bad joke or to offensive.

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 Před 3 lety +29

      I remember someone insulted him when he got raided or something saying
      Person 1 "What were they looking for in there?"
      Person 2: "His Brain."
      Person 1: "They'd have a better chance of finding Atlantis in there."
      idkw but that like is just so fucking funny.

    • @ERROR-dz9ce
      @ERROR-dz9ce Před 3 lety +4

      @@lunargames5246 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    • @imajsstove2907
      @imajsstove2907 Před 3 lety +3

      Micro brain lmao I’m crying rn

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lunargames5246 Holy Shit someone call an ambulance

    • @hamzaalikhan9932
      @hamzaalikhan9932 Před 3 lety

      based

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 Před rokem

    What I love about the sub Reddit is it always fits so well

  • @ScarletTiger109
    @ScarletTiger109 Před 2 lety

    Insult: Robin had the intellectual prowess of a koala and the misplaced confidence of a bowling ball with no holes

  • @N1K0.D4WN
    @N1K0.D4WN Před 3 lety +132

    Robin sounds like he would be the type to say “Don’t worry sir, I’ll have he home by 10.pm”
    Then have her home at 8.pm. But, brought home the wrong girl.

  • @stealyowaifu69
    @stealyowaifu69 Před 3 lety +32

    1:16 I, as a member of the extrovert community, apologise on behalf of this lad, we assure you, the introvert community, that we extroverts mean no harm to you. I hope the introverts are living the time of their lives wherever they are comfortable.

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle Před 2 lety +4

      On behalf of ambiverts/introverts forgive you cause they will always have bad apples that make every community look bad

    • @rubenperezalonso8726
      @rubenperezalonso8726 Před 2 lety +3

      On half of the Blah community
      Blah blah blah

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 Před 2 lety +1

      on behalf of the Introvert/People Pleaser Community, we happily accept your apology :D

  • @Shoe12371
    @Shoe12371 Před 2 lety +3

    12:19 this person sounds like they still think we’re living in the 1930s, also the type of person to think plants are the pinnacle of comedy

  • @linuswelch1173
    @linuswelch1173 Před 2 lety +1

    Robin sounds like a block of cheese trying and falling to understand human speech

  • @frogbitchlol5405
    @frogbitchlol5405 Před 3 lety +11

    7:12 "gacha life gay love story" got me the most. XD

  • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544

    *watches the System of a Down singer insult and sighs knowing two people were woodshed today*

  • @RandomPerson-bx9ix
    @RandomPerson-bx9ix Před 2 lety +5

    15:45 why does it actually taste like that

  • @administratory2434
    @administratory2434 Před 2 lety +1

    2:28 the dude that roasted him is why they always play a tune when it switches to doof evil inc

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 Před 3 lety +58

    To be fair: "Karen of the Boreal Valley" is already a much better and much more rare insult than the comment that was posted about her...

  • @shikupo
    @shikupo Před 3 lety +160

    "If Elon Musk was a 3ft tall Filipino and dumb"
    Idk if Im going to be offended by that or not

    • @christianjudeberbano3134
      @christianjudeberbano3134 Před 3 lety +13

      As a Filipino, I don't know if I gonna be offended or not either

    • @alexgade4512
      @alexgade4512 Před 3 lety +4

      @@christianjudeberbano3134 it's most likely referencing a youtuber, not all Filipinos.

    • @darkslayerselozran6820
      @darkslayerselozran6820 Před 3 lety +7

      Maybe they're not refering to all, but as a Filipino, I'm quite offended.

    • @nn_eptun8602
      @nn_eptun8602 Před 3 lety +1

      i still dont know what's filipino

    • @molchat139
      @molchat139 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nn_eptun8602 Me.

  • @RonnieJay
    @RonnieJay Před 3 lety +1

    " he looks like he eats seeds in his spare time" was that a reference??? That's Serj tankian... In toxicity there's a line 'eating seeds is a pass time activity' I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

  • @hannahbrown2728
    @hannahbrown2728 Před 2 lety

    That picture of Serj Tankian about eating seeds is one of the best ones

  • @A.I.Mmusic
    @A.I.Mmusic Před 3 lety +129

    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
    *faps*

  • @themalakorein396
    @themalakorein396 Před 3 lety +18

    Most of the time when a comedian "steals a joke" and other comedians are legit fine with it, its because they know each other personally, not because they can do it better. A hypothetical example of this would be Gabriel Iglesias doing a George Lopez joke, as they know each other.
    Amy however potentially destroyed peoples careers by taking their jokes, ruining them, and when they try to use it they appear to be the joke thieves as they aren't as famous. On the other hand, she has actually done a lot for acceptance of female comedians so.....

  • @FromRussia_With_Love
    @FromRussia_With_Love Před rokem

    The "asstrovert" tried his best with that rebuttal but he revealed so hard that he's got no friends and knows he's the problem lmao

  • @mortalia.
    @mortalia. Před 2 lety

    At 7:14 I LOST IT- as soon as it said "gacha life gay love story" I just couldn't stop laughing. As someone who uses gacha life and gacha club, that was a very rare roast. props to who did it

  • @Googsenh
    @Googsenh Před 3 lety +20

    The school bus is responsible for their deaths, not me.

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq Před 3 lety +1

      Excuse me?

    • @alcona4323
      @alcona4323 Před 3 lety

      @@JamesThomas-cm2xq whatdidhesayyyyyyyyyyy

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq Před 3 lety +2

      @@alcona4323 no I meant that he used a school bus to kill people? I would get a truck with three trailers one cargo and two liquid. Fill one with children two with gas and ram the empire state building.

    • @Googsenh
      @Googsenh Před 3 lety +1

      @@JamesThomas-cm2xq I’ll keep that in mind for next time

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq Před 3 lety +1

      @@Googsenh well don't plagiarize my planning. Just go completely over the top.

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty Před 3 lety +16

    7:19 is actually probably the funniest insult I’ve seen in a while, shoutout to whoever made it.

  • @Al___
    @Al___ Před 3 lety +1

    13:45 I didn’t have my glasses and thought that was a pizza box and a slinky toy next to eachother

  • @_.kirikat._
    @_.kirikat._ Před 3 lety +1

    I once called a random girl on Roblox “Delusional Hand Sanitizer” and “slow paper” and “diseased radish” and my sister’s friends won’t stop calling me that ;-;

  • @Um_And_Num
    @Um_And_Num Před 3 lety +13

    6:14 it's not even a suit, he's just wearing the white tee shirt under the jacket. Bless Charlie

  • @dangrf8216
    @dangrf8216 Před 3 lety +47

    I feel like robin is slowly losing his sanity

  • @crablord1913
    @crablord1913 Před 2 lety +2

    13:12
    The fact that he didn't get the dark souls 3 reference hurts my soul.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    14:56 He made a camera that tazes everyone other than him, and a quite literal _Trigger me elmo._
    He's Chaotic evil; He's literally a sociopath.