THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF r/RAREINSULTS
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- čas přidán 7. 08. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Rareinsults on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva / @xycron
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | You look burnt.: 0:00
Robin | 4k Breathing: 12:11
Damien | bruh... calm down: 23:22
Jack | woah that's savage: 35:30
Damien | BE THERE OR BE SQUARE: 48:58 - Komedie
"Until Betty White is gone from this world" that aged well
WHY
WHY DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT
r/agedlikemilk
Bruh
I looked down at this comment right as he said "until Betty white is gone from the world".... That comment got me fucked up 😂
“Until Betty white is gone from this world you will respect her name” bad news Damien
I came here to say this
Videos taken moments before disaster
@@aryanahallan377 two months*
Aged like fine wine
@@aryanahallan377 no, the actual video is way older, this is just a supercut
You know it’s kind of funny the fact that Emkay has Robin do most of the r/rareinsults despite him being more snarky than a toddler who wasn’t able to drink the corrosive liquid under the sink cabinet
That was.. a rare insult in itself.. I’m impressed and proud of you
i think you mean damien
@@spineythefish nope, I mean Robin. Nearly all of his reactions are, “i’M 6’ 3,” rAre dOeS nOt eQuAlL fUnnY! cOme oN pEoPle dO bEtteR nExt tIme.”
r/rareinsults
@@ganondorfmaster7974 I think they mean because damien did the most of r/rareinsults
Damien's ability to read a paragraph out loud without messing up, mocks me every night.
tbf he most likely does multiple takes for a lot of them
@@WhiteNoBeard471 Bro, I can take 500 takes and still mess up, I'm still peanut butter and jealous
@@HighFireGuys well damn. Dyslexia's a bitch i guess
"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will respect her"
Me watching this in 2022
Hello, darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again
@@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs timestamp
@@trashtaste7816 45:22
same
Well, that didn't last long.
0:32
“i didn’t watch that movie”
dang, Damien did a rare insult himself
Damn, Damien really did it.
Damn
*THICC DAMN*
@@hikamihise1967 hello fricking bot that everyone hates
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 lol pls
2:58 thats about the best plankton imitation ive ever heard
Why is it that we find out Jack is capable of doing a scottish accent several memes after Frankie Boyle?
"Until Betty White is gone from this world"
*cries in 2022*
Ikr
Ah man just watching this and the comment Jack makes about not doing Betty dirty until Betty White is gone - makes me sad.
The likes: unperfect perfection.
Me: NOT ANYMORE!
It's actually Robin. Understandable mistake, though, I couldn't tell them apart for a looong time.
@@CreepersNeedHugsnah m8 it was Jack
One time I was watching a twitch stream and the streamer and a guest were trying to explain to a troll how to craft a proper insult. I told the streamer that he looked like Tony Hawk found the Fountain of Youth but it was laced with heroin and he laughed so hard he couldn't catch his breath for a couple of minutes. Because it's true.
which streamer? i have to see the clip of this
@@lillienorrie4303 lol I really don't think a clip of that exists and I couldn't tell you what month it was, let alone which episode. I really need to learn how to use the clip feature...
@@revwroth3698 That doesnt sound real. I dont want to guess wrong, but you would most likely remember it. So how about this: what streamer?
@@FranticFrog seeing as they haven't responded, I'm guessing it is fake
Yep and then obama came out your closet and gave you a high five and an xbox
Damien, Robin, and Jack, thank you for the laughs, I was having a bit of a tough day, but all is good now!
"Until Betty White is gone from this world you will RESPECT that name" aged very poorly
Not really
Are you sure you're using that right hun? Betty was very widely loved, and that not changed since her passing.
@@InservioLetum your iq is the same as alaska´s room temperature
BEAT ME TO IT LMAO
I lost it at "if brains were gasoline she couldn't run a pissants go cart two laps around a cheerio"
That was me actually 😂
why did it sound like at 0:11 someone was shooting a arrow in minecraft-
Because he is playing it in the background.
I am playing Minecraft at this exact moment and was kinda concerned tbh
r/Unexpectedminecraft
I laughed so hard at the 'Lt. Surge' statement I had a coughing fit.
49:53 this man be laughing like an asthmatic tea-kettle trying to imitate the sound of a squeegee on a window
Asthmatic tea kettle
@@Anotherchild_lol HEY! THAT'S ME!
*W H E E Z E*
@@Drag0nmaster _how do you feel about having such a title_
So, Pikamee, basically
"he sounds better with a scottish accent" he says about Gordon Ramsay, the known Scot
You'd be surprised how completely unknown it is that Gordon is Scottish lmao I just learned that _this year._ He legit just sounds British to me and pretty much everyone else on the planet 😂 The amount of people who call him British in Kitchen Nightmares is astounding.
I was just thinking this 🥴
@@mimistardust3915 9
Today years old, when I found out Gordon Ramsay was Scottish
@@mimistardust3915 well while Scotland is still technically part of Britain, Gordon was mostly raised in England
6:24
He didn't roast him, he cremated him
9:18 bro looks like he’s trying to find the city of gold
45:22
…when they said “Until Betty white dies” bro that definitely r/agedlikemilk😭☝️
Bro I gotta say, I'm thoroughly impressed with the accuracy of that plankton voice.👍👍
I still remember the Markiplier impression, though I haven't been able to find which vid it was
@@shizumi9674 dumb bot leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@8bitarmory846very bite of 87 core -robin
13:49
i was chugging water then i saw that meme.
puked water all over my bed and it got in my nose and probably cleaned my sinuses out.
it hurts
were you ok?-
@@AMikuButCHPerson I don’t remember now 💀
@@cosmicsunshines help
A few weeks ago an acquaintance of mine asked a girl that we are all 100% friend-zoned with if girls measure/compare depth. We had no choice but to unload every rare insult we knew on him
The Damien parts make me realise how much i miss those mouse click sounds. And also Damien used to read without judgement, best example: 10:22. Robin gushing on Reviewbrah is the most wholesome thing ♥
Your name sounds like a Harry Potter spell
@@gl1tch417 she looks like a broken hair brush
I have only recently subbed to the channel, what happened to Damien?
@@22b_gc8 he left from the channel i think
@@gl1tch417 nah its fuckin sims language
Holy crap did I seriously sit here for an hour watching this? Normally I would lose my interest or distract myself somehow in videos that long, but this kept my attention. I love these so much lmao
I just realized this video was an hour only after reading your comment-
Emkay crew is funny to the point I can watch several hours of them in a row
yeah i was 50 minutes in when i realized
3:23 is what killed me lmao
3:47 Looks like her eyesockets got deeper with every soul she consumed
*Ah yes, 1h straight of laughing at other people getting insulted.*
You again
@@hikamihise1967 did i ask
Damn that’s a lot of bots
😐
BRUH, 23 HOURS AND ALREADY 5 BOT COMMENTS
9:08 No, that is Miguel from Dreamwork's The Road to El Dorado
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW IT OMFG
Damien's Plankton voice is so uncannily good bro
“you’re so dumb you wouldn’t be able to hit water if i pushed you out of a boat in the middle of a lake” is perhaps my favorite way that i’ve ever heard another person be called an idiot
53:27 hey they caught Peter griffin
27:18
That's what we call a ransom. You steal their supplies, they beg for them back, and then you charge them.
You got me laughing like Damien!
BRO JACK'S SQUEAL WHEN THAT CERTAIN LAUGH HITS OMG LOL
Even when she's gone, we'll STILL respect Betty White's name!
That “until Betty white is gone from this world” one aged like a chopped avocado
I love how in 48:58 Damien decided he wanted to be Bill Cipher.
19:12 his suit looks animated
9:13 SKYRIM FRICK YEAH
As a guy that stands at 5'0" with a fiance that's 5'8" and a boyfriend that's 6'3", I can say that long distance relationships work.
Edit: this is a happy polyamorous relationship.
Wait a minute....
Hol up
Hold tf up
I'm hoping this is just polyamory
@@scrypt1x796 Same
27:35 this meme got ingrained into my memory and actually helped me memorize how many feet in a mile
SAME
I did the same but it flopped and I only remembered 280 and not the 5 and know I’m going to court for mass murder because Jack told me to
@@chirpysharkmusic5312 what the fuck
19:57 it's not "double O", or "OO"; it's "double OO". The original used the word "good", and it's a trick, because it means _four_ o shapes in a row, not just two o letters in a row. The word "food" doesn't, but "good" does. It also only works with lowercase, so it's weird that they used capital OO.
Words don't even need two o's to have double oo.
good, boob, poop, and goop have it, but so do opposite, nobody, dodo, and voodoo has five.
God, I love Damien's laugh. 😂👌
just finished the r/whenthe and then another one came :D
@Sguid Game no
@@hikamihise1967 dnc
Yes same
Same
Same :D
45:25 - Well I guess he can insult the name Betty now
YOU WILL STILL RESPECT THE NAME
56:27 this fucking broke me
4:16 Your Offspring is Offfall
"Until Betty White is gone from this world, you will respect that name, sir!"
Oof.
29:51
sooo Japanese here, I just really want to qualify that NO ONE says Arigato Sensei to their teachers, first saying arigato to a superior person is disrespectful and rude, then the grammar is wrong. it is Sensei, Arigatougozaimasu, (先生ありがとうございます.)
Also, Japan is not what people say it is, it is a NORMAL COUNTRY-
no one speaks any cuter, no one says things any more romantically. Its actually more boring then other country, just to let you guys know.
I mean, I know you're right, but I bet you still speak pretty cute.
@@Mr.Agateophile. 0v0
When you learn how to properly thank a teacher in Japanese from a CZcams comment 😃
@@sammygfilms9393 The internet can be strange in most ways
no bc im not even Japanese, I've been watching anime since I was 6 and spent like a month learning the language off of some shitty app and I still understand basic respect?? I know some about Japanese culture, but certainly not a lot, yet I've picked this shit up? Like anybody who has ever seen or experienced real Japanese culture (not in anime) can pick basic mannerisms up. Twitter anime kids just like to project their love of little girls onto Japan and pass it off as "just enjoying the culture"
it's so weird
New rare insult idea: "You seem like the type of guy to buy a new phone when it runs out of battery."
i cant believe i watched a whole ass hour of this. gah dayhm. great content as always, emkay. keep it up!
Me: “Omg poor Quackity…… anyways.”
Goes to show on a media share he does later in the future.
44:34
The fact that Damien has no clue what the context for that Mikeala Long video was and said "she's trying her best" was *chef's kiss* 😂
25:26 about as hot as a freezer made of solid methane
35:26 love how the insult for this particular one was cut off.
13:24
"by miracle" yea right
28:25 R Lee Ermey might just as well be the mascot of /r/rareinsults. The first half of the movie Full Metal Jacket is like a rare insults mixtape. He was originally just going to be a consultant for the movie, but he put together a demo reel of insults, which convinced the director to cast him. Some of his lines were even ad-libbed.
yep, film crew was told by director if they laughed they had to pay the rounds at a local bar. many failed lol
and people were drunk those following months of filming
The two insults I use most are:
“You fucking magikarp”
And
“You fucking feebas”
I’ve never heard anyone else steal my insults before.
31:48 **Sokka would like to know your location*
27:35 the British actually created the imperial system and then forced the colonies to use it and now they insult us for using it
What kind of crap is that?
Most bri'ish people still use the imperial system
45:23 rip Betty white
bro I could not handle "my chemical dependence"
that "what was it like discovering fire " comment made my day
44:55 to be fair, it doesn't help his image that he gets paid 300% more than the developers at Activision and got a 500k stock bonus after firing 800 people last year
Damien YOU KILLED IT 10:07. You are the best censor man.
18:50
Asian Dudley Dursley walking around with bird shit on his head and wondering why people won't talk to him.
28:36 That's tough talk coming from someone who managed to fit a comma splice into a two-word sentence, Nicole.
I am utterly speechless after viewing this video, the amount of creativity in these people is insane.
15:24 -- HEY! You be nice to LegalEagle! Devin is awesome, and he has been actively attempting to fix nasty policies and laws in Washington. He's an excellent CZcamsr, and a really great person to boot. (For a lawyer ;) )
As Devin says though, everyone hates a lawyer until you need one. Very true facts.
Ok
And if you aren't nice to him, he will see you in court...
@@Doublemonk0506 ok
@@DoYouSeeBananaManTH when you don't watch something so you don't get the references in the comments and still feel offended enough to respond to both with no context
@@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently ok that’s me
3:09 Imagine trying to insult kids when you don’t know as an adult that “left” doesn’t equal west.
TBH I listen to these mostly to hear Emkay laugh!
"Until betty white is gone from this world you will respect that name."
r/agedlikemilk
34:06 THE NASTY PATTY
This video keeps making me laugh out loud with my headphones on and scaring my baby lol
whenever I am having an episode i come to this video specifically
thank you so much
39:57 I had to go back and listen again to see if I really heard him say “i-OWE-uh”
This is where i will get my insults from the next time i get into an argument
15:43 my boy looks like a 17 year old 1700's American soldier trying to support his family of 6
I am gonna make this time stamp so I can watch this part again lmao 24:28
Gonna save that for later 😎
26:12 there was a kid at my old school who did that (we were in seventh grade)
17:33 I legit thought he was the coat hanger
I just recently found your channel and you are really funny!
Noooo! They did my boy Ian dirty. There's no need to bring up his addiction to French firearms.
38:43 - Holly Sh*t! That was good.
100 years ago: In the 2020s we'll have flying cars and robot maids
100 years later: 1 hour of people laughing at roasts
26:41 I’m so glad I found this somewhere with someone saying it out loud 55:01
OMG your plankton impression is impeccable!!
12:22 Hey, that's nothing - I once dated a girl who looks like a baby, a teen, and a middle-aged mom at the same time.
5:57 thats a insult to ps2
instead of swearing on a Google doc for a school project, I called my friend a tonklewonker
I have a habit of making weird names off the top of my head
I laughed way too hard at "you cup of decaf."
Nobody roasts Charlie better than the people who love him and his videos and I think that's beautiful
45:20 Jack, sweet lovable jack, if you ever even have so much as a thought about jinxing the world like this ever again I will sit down and have a nice cup of tea with you, then I will kidnap you and force you to read the entire r/vore sub (with pictures)
“You’re the man of my dreams”
“Aw really?”
“Yeah, you were my sleep paralysis demon”
0:44 seconds in and my brain already found a way to bring up bug fables
33:17 dude looks like tiger king if he went to the gym instead of a meth house.
Dude this needs more likes
34:00 bro sounded like a 14 year old in school trying to be funny by doing a SpongeBob impression but sounds like a dish washer on it's load
🍴🍿 this u?
8:18 this made me spit out water through my nose
32:41 That sounded like a prison toilet flu shit
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS