I think the insult at 3:23 is from SAO Abriged. “Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give” Is the quote.
Doom Guy weird you say that because there are actually different stages of hellfire for different types of bad people in Islam and there is one that's extremely cold instead of hot
8:52 when you finally get into an EmKay video, and its all true let me break it up: - I owned 4 discords for my CZcams and private stuff - Admin on 15 mainly for friend discords and just random things like that - I do use reddit somewhat frequently, not as much these days but a good bit - I own 3 subreddits on different accounts, a personal one that I made a long time back, and 2 subreddits relating to my CZcams
Rare Insult: You look like the kid who, in a Jewish school, mentions that his grandfather killed Hitler when the teacher is talking about how Hitler committed suicide so he wouldn’t be tortured.
A man and his pregnant wife get into an argument: The wife: "I have two brains, and you only have one!" The husband: "And yet, you don't seem to use either."
1:17 this reaction 2:38 “Are you a f*cking garbonzo bean?” WHY DID THIS GET ME 5:58 o o f 6:16 I think i recognize her pfp from Picrew? 6:45 he does 11:08 ouch
Ayy tysm for featuring my fanart!!! :D I had this video in my recommended for months and then finally got around to watching it. I jumped when I realized that was my post lmao
1:47 Mista rlly spoke in Rap God going supersonic speed FYI The anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (The fifth season of the anime) The anime character: Guido Mista
some rare insults that you can use for anyone/someone you hate! -easy bake oven -spam email/call -wet sock -squeaky grocery cart -inconvenient fire drill -unnecessary movie sequel -wobbly table -sun glare when i’m driving just before sunset and i have to put my sun visor down bc i forgot my sunglasses but i’m still uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around -billy use these wisely my friends!
One time some class mate of mine was saying how he’s “life is such a joke and nobody cares” and then I just shouted “stop saying your life is a joke! Jokes have meaning!” And everyone just went 😱🤣
@@MLH9777 well not everyone gasped (the teacher was the only one who didn’t have a positive reaction) but that was pretty much how it went during class cause the teacher can’t tell I was the one who said it because of how common my voice sounds
"If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far through life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowlegde about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting "SHAZAM!" into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving." Wow damn that do be rare doe
You seem like the type of person to hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving and be horrified when your wife cooks it, as you thought you were keeping it as a pet.
He can take it and tbh, the "insult" isn't wrong or even an insult. That man gives great advice and I wonder if he has a teaching position anywhere, he's really damn good at explaining law.
@@enlightendbel I know I have watched most of his videos and I have learnt alot about law from him, he would probably say, its a frivolous case or THE BALIFF WILL TACKLE YOU
Robin sounds like a news reporter who genuinely likes his job.
Reddit needs an r/rarecompliments
@@DrBlueHigh Yeah, it does.
I can hear that now
@@DrBlueHigh but there is
Meanwhile, Lexi sounds like a bad Weird Al impersonation.
Me during an argument: *smol brain*
Me in the shower: *r/rareinsults*
This is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣
I relate to this so fuckin much
Same lmao
The shampoo bottles: **crying intensifies**
Relatable, man
Woman: "emerald splash never misses"
The man, 17 shots after: "I think you... Missed."
Oh hey! Trans buddy!
Hello I saw your comment on cubs video good idea for the chaos minigame
Emerarudo Sprashu
epix joe reference
It missed almost every time it was used
I think the insult at 3:23 is from SAO Abriged.
“Kid, no language on Earth has a word for how little I care. A quantum super-computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give”
Is the quote.
ayo SAO abridged is amazing
Abridged kirito is full of rare insults
Nice! Someone said it.
Rare insult: “You are the reason evolution could go backwards.”
"I wonder if the amoebas that went into our evolution would've evolved if they understood how much of an insult you are to humanity"
Bro you litterly murdered him
Not really
@@vantagepoint9270 e
@@exynth1a215 holy sh!t that’s a oof
"Neo-nazi converted to Islam and killed his roommates"
Ah yes the fire was cold and burned me
that christmas tree looks like what giganta uses to "Get into the spirit"
I'm the 100th like
Ice burned me
Doom Guy weird you say that because there are actually different stages of hellfire for different types of bad people in Islam and there is one that's extremely cold instead of hot
@@Buzzzy-bee wait what damn if it's true than I know less than a Christian about my own religion
8:52 when you finally get into an EmKay video, and its all true let me break it up:
- I owned 4 discords for my CZcams and private stuff
- Admin on 15 mainly for friend discords and just random things like that
- I do use reddit somewhat frequently, not as much these days but a good bit
- I own 3 subreddits on different accounts, a personal one that I made a long time back, and 2 subreddits relating to my CZcams
Hi.
you destroy p2w minecraft servers for a living so
not saying like it’s a bad thing or anything
All cool and all but i dont think even computers designed to listen to ya wouldn't be bored
Damn
Rare insult: You're the reason why shampoo has instructions.
That is already in one
*delete*
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 no i dont think ill delete because i really dont give a shit.
@@ruzey. I aspire to be like you one day
Way too overused
Front facing Emkay is literally just "F" in American Sign Language lmao
K
ok
Lol
F in the chat
@@sarahmchendry7355 well no...
This video is just “I don’t care what universe you’re from, thats gotta hurt.”
Indeed
More like this entire sub
Zavala?
The guy who looks like a teen, an adult, and an old man also looks like the lovechild of Mr. Bean and Michael Reeves
Nice pfp
@@pickle7185 *LONK*
i had a seizure from laughter because of the garbanzo bean. gen-z humor is way too much for my 3 brain cells to handle. bean
Damn That's like r/rareinsults^2 😂🤣
and a bit of Boyle from B99
the fact he didn’t say Mista for “not a single shot hit Mista” makes me a tiny bit upset with him
Same
Same
I feel he didn't saw or read Jojo before
"this dude looks like a scott pilgrim villain"
WHY YOU GOTTA DO MY MAN DAVIE LIKE THAT
"You look like the coat hanger".
I seriously thought that was a coat hanger.
Oof
lmao same
flipper feet
Same man, same
Ngl he do be looking like the battle pass
There’s two types of r/rareinsults
The “yeah I can see that”
And the
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
*”I’m stealing that one.”*
"that one is trash"
Rare Insult: You look like the kid who, in a Jewish school, mentions that his grandfather killed Hitler when the teacher is talking about how Hitler committed suicide so he wouldn’t be tortured.
Dude maybe compact that insult a bit and you would have a great roast
You look like the Jewish kid who just said his grandfather killed Hitler.
Rare Insult: You are the human equivalent of a participation award
I’m gonna steal this.
@@estellesmith4118 So you're gonna steal a stolen insult?
@@XxOmoriPlushie_GamingxX
Yes. Yes I am.
I'd rather break into someone's home and eat thier bed than be with you.
@@clockworkpotato9892
This. This is beautiful.
"But not a single shot hit Mista"
"bUt NoT a SiNgLe ShOt HiT"
ACCEPT THE JOJO REFERENCES, ROBIN !
Robin be like “Daga, kotuwaru
that honestly reminded me of an old song, patty and the killer, its fucking hilarious
KOREGA REQUIEM DA VVVVVVWWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMMmMmMmMMmMm
Replyin’ so Mista stops screaming
''But not a single shot hit mista''
You are Dam right!
“But not a single shot *hit-*”
robin once again avoiding jojo best he can
The guy who got called a disney dad looks more like, the guy from Incredibles who wipes memories and relocates heros mixed with BDoubleO100
Holly f**k he does.
Thats LegalEagle btw
and yes he does look similar to bdubs
Oh my god. He totally does.
He also looks like bobs boss
Rare insult: "Your face looks like it was created by a Dark Souls speedrunner. "
that hurt me but made me laugh well play
I'm using this.
@@awesomespurr3606 have fun :)
Hydrochloride Iodine!
@@petkofuchalski9809 you probably look through the trash cans in the alley to look for those insults
"leave tim apple alone"
Literally everybody: reddit you're* moment speedrun any%
wr glitchles
Rare insult: Some people would fear you not cause you strong, cause ur Monday.
That moment when an Arabic insult sounds better than an English insult.
so true
@DemonHunter-120 مثلك
Bruh Arabic insults are funny. You can say almost anything and with he right tone it could be an insult.
@DemonHunter-120 say your sooooooo cool in a sarcastic tone or something
@DemonHunter-120 in Egypt calling someone a shoe is a pretty big insult lol. I've known people to call others sheep before etc
A man and his pregnant wife get into an argument:
The wife: "I have two brains, and you only have one!"
The husband: "And yet, you don't seem to use either."
Burn XD
I'd rather use a coffin as they are already dead
ha you just got roasted
Ded
My guys looking at the video
6:44 I genuinely for a couple seconds actually thought he was a coat hanger.
3:25
I love how his pfp matches perfectly with what he's saying, he talks about super computers and he's a protogen lmao
lol i was going to say something about that
“My name is robbin and I’m sobbin”
The comment below me makes me question my existance
*throbbin
he’s boppin
Other people: comments after they're done watching.
Me: types before watching
Not like other girls :)
@@abyss_maal lmaooo
Type during it for maximum efficiency
I type while still watching at 8:24
@@fryingpan5496 btw, do you know the name of the porn vid? Cos i am curious.
Robin sounds like he's constantly trying to make me laugh but failing horribly.
1:17 this reaction
2:38 “Are you a f*cking garbonzo bean?” WHY DID THIS GET ME
5:58 o o f
6:16 I think i recognize her pfp from Picrew?
6:45 he does
11:08 ouch
6:53
Me, who occasionally eats popcorn with a spoon : *Nervous sweating* H A H A H A
You’re not dumb, you’re actually insane.
He probably buys a laptop just to set it on a cracked fish tank
why
just why
Bro you have the brain capacity of an unseasoned cabbage
@@_.XLII._ I’m stealing that
Rare insult: he looks like he would sell lollipops to old people as if they where illigal drugs.
*were you dumb piece of charred toast
*were *illegal
@@blackqweenmars *were *illegal - 🤓🤓
@@captain1825 😏
8:58 You didn’t have to do my boy Horizon like that.
Ayy tysm for featuring my fanart!!! :D
I had this video in my recommended for months and then finally got around to watching it. I jumped when I realized that was my post lmao
emkay: *talking bouy his eyes*
me: TF THOSE LIPS
one of the things that you in your head and not out loud
You could talk louder and yet he still wouldn't hear you
thats what i was thinking
The guy breathing in 1080p ultra HD, now he can eat a monitor, or he just got massive lips
"look at his lipps!"
The elder scrolls foretold this. Brothers and sisters fighting for who was the first
E
E
Depending on what part of the US they're from, some sisters are their bros' first.
that thumbnail had me laughing and burping at the same time while i was eating a stick! great video
I'm trying to come up with a r/rareinsult, but I'm as slow as a snail that fell in quicksand
James earl jones sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger with no accent.
Holy shit you're right
rareinsults are probably the strangest but funniest subreddit
Hell yeah
Heck yeah
Well... They're rare
@@DefRH Did-did you just? You just-
I agree
My manager Tyler said that he needed to go to Walmart to get new shoes, and I said 'Walmart: With prices lower than Yamcha's power level'
I lol'd pretty hard at the "This guy looks like the love child of John Lennon and Weird Al" one.
6:32
"Your 2 inches felt like six because i had feelings for you"
Jesus that one had to hurt
that sounds more like a compliment to me but maybe im not getting something
That's right
normes:4k Breathing
Jojo fans:kars's 4k Hamon
Hamon over heaven
Nah his hamon is above mine
YES
Kars hamon is pretty much Hamon requiem over heaven (or hamon over heaven requiem depending on how you like it)
Yes
“Don't use emojis on reddit please. They bring down the intellectual tone of the conversation down several notches” Kyle, 13, First week in reddit.
Front facing EmKay is more cursed than i expected
Me during an argument: small brain
Me when I try to sleep: knows everything about the whole universe
Did you type this with your butt?
@@thatonegaminglatias4345 it was 6 months ago i don't know anymore mate
@行六愛点 tbh thats a very good roast but its very innacurate
@行六愛点 Do u realy searched roasts in google
Me: *Is in a online class thats super aukward cause the teacher doesn’t know how to work teams* Ahaha Yes.
r/ihadastrokereadingthis
GOD. MOOD.
Why are all the teachers so bad at it, like most of my teachers dont even do meetings :/
One, when you use the char:
*VVCVV VVVVVV*
I came here to woosh someone, guess I am too early
english go brrrrrrr
Same i missed a whole lesson lol
1:47 Mista rlly spoke in Rap God going supersonic speed
FYI
The anime: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (The fifth season of the anime)
The anime character: Guido Mista
4
I know.
Robin sounds the guy who always gives off wholesome vibes and cheers us up when we're at the lowest point of the day
Also I fear one day when novel writers enter the r/cursedcomments battlefield
We’re not even two minutes in and there’s already a jojo meme istg
And he doesn't even notice
.
as I read this, I can hear the jojo fans coming, and I just came to it. loggers.
What the actual fuck is "istg"?
@@oxy9524 it means “I swear to god”
In that pic, Legal Eagle looks like a disappointed dad.
If Daddy Eagle looked at me like that, I'd be disappointed in me, too.
Probably reacting to something Trump did
@@solereflection9284 Please don't ever call him _"Daddy_ Eagle" again. That word has been ruined and I'm terrified.
@@JakeKilka He's been doing that a lot lately.
@@BoredomBee daddy-waddy eagle-weagle uwu
7:29 i passed the test boys lets go
This made my day way better
The starts of these videos ALWAYS get me to laugh. WHY
czcams.com/video/wrhlpkOwW9I/video.html
m.czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@luwizzythereal6262 not getting me.
@@superphobe7765 He got you, i'm sure.
because why did you only reply to the second link.... >:)
@@Miata.Is.Always.The.Answer very good point
:>
"Just because it's rare it doesn't mean it's funny", what do you mean, you soggy depressed slice of toast.
i shall use this to destroy my enemies thank you sir
*why does your profile picture look like it wants to stab me just for the penny i stole off the street*
your profile pic looks like he does tiktok unironically
@@PhoenixArtz000 *Because Jeff Bezos will suck every last penny you have*
@@vfsaliena9212 *jokes on him i only have pocket lint 😈*
8:53 There is no point in censoring that persons name. Everyone immediately recognises the profile pic. That is the Horizon.
"The IT Clown"
*spits out my drink*
some rare insults that you can use for anyone/someone you hate!
-easy bake oven
-spam email/call
-wet sock
-squeaky grocery cart
-inconvenient fire drill
-unnecessary movie sequel
-wobbly table
-sun glare when i’m driving just before sunset and i have to put my sun visor down bc i forgot my sunglasses but i’m still uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
-billy
use these wisely my friends!
"sonic '06 as a person" is one ive used only a few times.
"nutrition facts" never used, plan to use it
(i can give context to both if you wish-)
(2:13) This man looks like he can swallow a burger whole.
he looks like he is trying to pass off as a frog and a human at the same time
He looks like a character creation with all the details enlarged to the max...
@@rapogirl1391 this one is my favourite
Oh no
10:30 damn robin be living in a 2d world
This is a new form of art
I often insult my shampoo bottles in the bath, then later yelling damn that was hawt
Ney thee
You ok bro?
I’m pretty sure it’s just cause you think the bottles are your own kind mate
One time some class mate of mine was saying how he’s “life is such a joke and nobody cares” and then I just shouted “stop saying your life is a joke! Jokes have meaning!” And everyone just went 😱🤣
R/yeahthatrealyhappend
@@MLH9777 well not everyone gasped (the teacher was the only one who didn’t have a positive reaction) but that was pretty much how it went during class cause the teacher can’t tell I was the one who said it because of how common my voice sounds
@@MLH9777 r/nobodyactuallycares
god this cringe nest
@@deadassbird3763 hey your the reason why adult diapers are made. Also nobody asked for your opinion
robin is the type of guy who would watch a short video and ask
"where's the funny part?"
holy shit
Robin sounds like an enthusiastic student durning a report
Robin sounds like he is getting more and more sad with each and every post he does but he keeps things happy to keep his job
I relate
a clever thing to say is one of the things i dont have
@hehe i you will get there, don't worry
E
Rare insult: U eat fries with chopsticks. I hope both sides of ur pillow are hot.
2:50 Honestly the best and funniest rare insult I have ever heard
0:44 the guy looks like Mr.Bean when he was between middle school and high school
ehhhh
9:06 in case anyone is wondering. He said 11 different words that has OOs in it.
"If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far through life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowlegde about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting "SHAZAM!" into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving." Wow damn that do be rare doe
Robin is what happens if sarcasm was a person
Robin Sounds like a teacher who LOVES his job
Some of these roasts roasts so hard that you'd set a naked person standing in the middle of Antarctica on fire.
10:29 "you show me a 4D object in *2D* world on my 2D screen and i try to understand this with my 1D brain"
We live in a 2D world.
We live in a 3D world, don’t we?
*When you love flowers in the sun or a party just for fun*
What
E confirmed
E
you called?
@@user-sn5bw3gh5f OH MY YOU EXIST
indeed.
I couldn't resist that thumbnail. i laughed in the middle of online class.
7:14 "The combined IQ of the people in that pool is less than an iguana's."
What pool are they talking about, the human gene pool?
fact: the guy at the start of the video is an actual legal advisor
8:02 THE ACCURACY OF THIS STATEMENT IS UNDENIABLE!!! man I am so sad he just skipped over this one XD
Ok, the "We're like two ships passing in the night. I'm like a sleek racing boat, and you're a trash barge" had me laughing so hard.
You seem like the type of person to hunt a turkey for Thanksgiving and be horrified when your wife cooks it, as you thought you were keeping it as a pet.
8:57
Person: **blurred**
Me, a viewer of that channel: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
(btw that channel is called The Horizon.)
Are you talking smack about LegalEagle
I'll see you in court
E
E
E
He can take it and tbh, the "insult" isn't wrong or even an insult.
That man gives great advice and I wonder if he has a teaching position anywhere, he's really damn good at explaining law.
@@enlightendbel I know I have watched most of his videos and I have learnt alot about law from him, he would probably say, its a frivolous case or THE BALIFF WILL TACKLE YOU
The Problem with the guy, that talked about his discord Servers and reddits is, that I, even though his name was blurred, still know who it was...
Who
Who
It sound like a thing that The Horizon would say
I am not especially watching this video so i can see the thumbnail and die from laughter
Being called a warm toilet seat was too merciful for him
Camel
Camel
Camel
Camel
Camel
Camel
8:29 that girl is Eva Elfie.
You’re welcome
Ik
What a fucking hero, I had to search LongJonhPenis for it
2:18 he looks like he sees the world in 120 FPS
He looks like he eats Kol-Aid
“Just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it’s good”
Exactly the case with “rare “chicken” “
Fun fact: Writing "Fun fact" in your comment makes everyone read your comment
Denyh Aguilar...
Heck... I WAS TRICKED!!!
@Anna Baik knuckles: ... oh no...
That won't allow you to earn my like, pal
Funfact: nobody can deny this because when he/she does, it means they read the comment
.....
omg the first one is already gold XD
9:01 the council has awarded you but a singular yike
you don't understand the power of jojo references, you can't escape them robin... *you can't escape them robin... accept your fate robin...*