r/Rareinsults | He looks like bacteria

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  • @-ElysianEcho-
    @-ElysianEcho- Před 3 lety +2037

    The gumball one wasn’t even an insult, the guy is the actual voice actor for gumball

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 Před 3 lety +91

      ok look they call him gumball

    • @glaseus4196
      @glaseus4196 Před 3 lety +28

      @@serbiamp4 he’s the actual voice actor of gumball, do your research. 🤦🤦

    • @acatmadeofbox835
      @acatmadeofbox835 Před 3 lety +69

      @@glaseus4196 r/woosh

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 Před 3 lety +51

      @@glaseus4196 i know man stfu don't act like I don't know he's the voice actor, it's legit why they call him gumball

    • @davidgeorge1943
      @davidgeorge1943 Před 3 lety +56

      He looks exactly how I imagined a human version of Gumball would look.

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 Před 3 lety +697

    Someone: random weird insult
    Robin: *FUNNY UNDETECTED*

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja Před 3 lety +33

      And it pisses me off a bit. If he doesn't like the joke, then great for him. But this is rare insults, not funny insults. I wonder what he was expecting up here without understanding that. A rare insult doesn't've to be funny to be in this subreddit. It just has to be rare.

    • @browhathow1397
      @browhathow1397 Před 3 lety +3

      Bruh

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +20

      Someone on r/memes: makes a meme
      Robin: *Error. Funny not found.*
      And that’s why I love him. He’s honest.

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 Před 3 lety +19

      @@GoinGreninja A lot of these insults aren’t even rare though. This was one of the few videos on this channel pertaining to the subreddit where a cliché penis size insult didn’t get in.

    • @dannyjamesify
      @dannyjamesify Před 3 lety +2

      Me: *scrolling through the comments*
      Also me: *sees someone with bretta picture and giggles* this made me laugh for some reason...

  • @yourlocalsadboi3519
    @yourlocalsadboi3519 Před 3 lety +289

    Robin looks like the one dentist who doesn’t recommend Colgate

  • @absenceofwordz3828
    @absenceofwordz3828 Před 3 lety +709

    They should make
    r/mediuminsult
    r/mediumrareinsult
    r/mediumwellinsult
    r/welldoneinsult
    r/rawinsult
    This comment is made by GordonRamsayMemeGang

  • @redman7775
    @redman7775 Před 3 lety +83

    That first guy looks like Yandere Dev if he put 2 more points in Charisma

  • @SavvyKitten666
    @SavvyKitten666 Před 3 lety +453

    If that's who Travis Scott is and what he looks like. He must be the 1% of bacteria that Lysol doesn't kill.

    • @igkslife
      @igkslife Před 3 lety +18

      1 travis scott becomes 2, we divide to conquer more! 2 travis scott becomes 4, we must divide more!
      4 becomes 8! We are stronger than before!
      Janitor sprays the travis scott colony with bleach.
      Travis scott colony screams in white man as they d off.

    • @SavvyKitten666
      @SavvyKitten666 Před 3 lety +2

      @@igkslife yes! They must all die

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 Před 3 lety +1

      No 69 can’t like

    • @SavvyKitten666
      @SavvyKitten666 Před 3 lety +3

      @@blizzardgaming7070 i wasnt even notified I got any of those 68 likes and only received one notification for one of the likes😅

    • @bandaidcheerios2309
      @bandaidcheerios2309 Před 3 lety +3

      i chugged some lysol and didnt die, so am i travis scott's competition?

  • @dheatlyblaze2846
    @dheatlyblaze2846 Před 3 lety +380

    "Just because something is rare doesnt mean its funny"
    "I am rare, but i still sucks!"
    R/suicidebywords

  • @yolopokecarp4408
    @yolopokecarp4408 Před 3 lety +290

    robin's intro should be "I'm robin, and I'm not robbing your house; (whispers to mic) I'm robbing your heart"

  • @yoriichitsugikuni6970
    @yoriichitsugikuni6970 Před 3 lety +207

    Robin insulting these insults like he isn't an insult to his parents

  • @samgreen8007
    @samgreen8007 Před 3 lety +35

    "The statue of disability" THAT one killed me.

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL Před 3 lety +3255

    "Just because an insult is rare doesnt mean its funny"
    You see Robin, the subreddit is called "r/rareinsults" and not "r/funnyinsults"

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 Před 3 lety +319

      we need r/funnyrareinsults

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL Před 3 lety +63

      @@PentaromaLMA0
      I third this.

    • @odo208
      @odo208 Před 3 lety +49

      @@PentaromaLMA0 I fourth this

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus Před 3 lety +44

      @@PentaromaLMA0 I sixth this.

    • @J0yceJ0star
      @J0yceJ0star Před 3 lety +63

      He has millions of braincells, and every single one of it was unable to analyze the topic of the subreddit.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +879

    Farquaad wasn't beaten with a shovel, he was beaten with the
    *E*

  • @eclair2169
    @eclair2169 Před 3 lety +3668

    Emkay's Logo Looking Like A Hand Giving A Ok Sign
    Edit: This aged like fine milk in the back of the fridge... after 10 years.

  • @hoiimatemmie706
    @hoiimatemmie706 Před 3 lety +10

    Robin laughing hysterically at “2-Dimensional ass” is the only way I can describe my humor

  • @CarlMax001
    @CarlMax001 Před 3 lety +29

    3:42 he looks like a mix between jack black and shaggy

  • @poliin21
    @poliin21 Před 3 lety +1709

    "I mean you're dating a skinny guy, not a cartoon character"
    **cries in weeb**

    • @Langrange-
      @Langrange- Před 3 lety +35

      *laughs in isekai*

    • @BegGoose
      @BegGoose Před 3 lety +36

      *Smiles in non existence*

    • @familystites4445
      @familystites4445 Před 3 lety +21

      Oh god that's almost too relatable

    • @swag.z4411
      @swag.z4411 Před 3 lety +26

      Can I intrest anyone in my new app?
      *Animie lover VR edition*
      We have characters from over 150 different anime’s all with AI to suit your lonley needs!
      And it even has an incognito mode so you can do questionable stuff without anyone knowing!
      Download now and you can get a free body pillow of your choice!

    • @as_seen_on_television
      @as_seen_on_television Před 3 lety +6

      i dont even watch anime and this hurts

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +173

    He's no homeless man
    he's the resurrection of Jesus

  • @christian10697
    @christian10697 Před 3 lety +116

    4:43 That guy looks like he's wearing a Spider-Man mask from Wish.com.

    • @farmergreg9861
      @farmergreg9861 Před 3 lety +5

      i mean.... your not wrong

    • @rvbelt6020
      @rvbelt6020 Před 3 lety +10

      Walmart Deadpool

    • @thetwistedgamer7544
      @thetwistedgamer7544 Před 3 lety +8

      Me: I want spider man
      Mum: we have spider man at home
      Spider man at home:

    • @schottkydiode7507
      @schottkydiode7507 Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao this is the best one I've seen in the comments and oh boi the replies are really good too
      He's like someone tried looking like a badass villain but still lives with his grandma because his mom was too disapointed

    • @ssmuggler1wizerd881
      @ssmuggler1wizerd881 Před 3 lety +2

      @@schottkydiode7507 he looks like an idiot but he's honestly bad ass

  • @CTRPWORKs
    @CTRPWORKs Před 3 lety +11

    When I saw the Leon pfp I just realized something. No wonder why they couldn't create a good comeback. They're brain cells were so damaged they couldn't learn how too eat air.

  • @mafumafusnumberonefan
    @mafumafusnumberonefan Před 3 lety +20

    Lexy sounds like she always cries happily at sad times.

  • @enchantedfox7139
    @enchantedfox7139 Před 3 lety +75

    The entire emkay looks like.....
    Must.....
    Insult....
    An entire beautiful group that makes my day. Dangit!

    • @Cheese-bot
      @Cheese-bot Před 3 lety +2

      Ya know something is good when the lord's son himself comes down to watch it

  • @alexandergoodman9292
    @alexandergoodman9292 Před 3 lety +13

    The best Rare insult I heard in real life was 3 years ago when my family went out for dinner. There was this mid aged couple, and the waiter came up for their order. The guy didn't notice so the woman just said
    "Sorry, he has the attention span of an week old Avocado."
    I nearly died laughing after hearing that. Thanks for the video Robin!

  • @tonkletonius9847
    @tonkletonius9847 Před 3 lety +51

    I use Reddit and I’m an underweight 14 year old girl who sounds like a flamboyant 8 year old.

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 Před 3 lety +34

    6ix9ine looks like the classroom's tables at the end of the year.

    • @spyzento2206
      @spyzento2206 Před 3 lety +1

      Not funny didn't laugh, its also overused

    • @sahifatazkhan9980
      @sahifatazkhan9980 Před 3 lety

      @@spyzento2206 me too, it's also not accurate
      And also, this person is trying too hard 😂

  • @faustocastro4118
    @faustocastro4118 Před 3 lety +39

    He's probably thinking about other girls
    Me: Who is the richest homeless man

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 Před 3 lety +35

    0:00 that shirt is so r/fellow kids that it hurts

  • @Ashen_squad
    @Ashen_squad Před 3 lety +15

    9:27 That guy's forehead is so big, i could go all the way to Andromeda & i would still see it perfectly fine

  • @GoobGoober389
    @GoobGoober389 Před 3 lety +40

    Me: sees thumb nail
    Also me: Then who is the Corona

  • @allistairhock9825
    @allistairhock9825 Před 3 lety +8

    “My brother has the emotional range of a plastic fork in his voice” bruh Forky is very emotional.

  • @grassisoverrated
    @grassisoverrated Před 3 lety +6

    0:46 oml..... is that..... TheOdd1sOut?!

  • @alandarkcaster2902
    @alandarkcaster2902 Před 3 lety +208

    insult i want to use someday:
    you sound like the person in the ad where the art is completely different then the real game

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Před 3 lety +7

      An insult I want to use is less of an insult and more of a threat...

    • @webkarma9654
      @webkarma9654 Před 3 lety +20

      so "You look like a ripoff mobile game ad" for short

    • @CHRONE_GRIPS
      @CHRONE_GRIPS Před 3 lety +2

      Try a mirror

    • @alandarkcaster2902
      @alandarkcaster2902 Před 3 lety

      @@CHRONE_GRIPS nice

    • @DJAlex1417
      @DJAlex1417 Před 3 lety

      You have the IQ of the person in the mobile game ads

  • @zenwalt3116
    @zenwalt3116 Před 3 lety +7

    At 4:42 he actually looks like he went through a Italian pizzeria and insulted the chef's and they threw tomatoes at him.

  • @jenstoddard6179
    @jenstoddard6179 Před 3 lety +22

    I like how it goes from mademesmile to rareinsults.

  • @scrubscruby4112
    @scrubscruby4112 Před 3 lety +6

    Im having diareah that feels like fire, and its going put so vilently that water is plashing on my bum.

  • @K0LZEN
    @K0LZEN Před 3 lety +5

    8:27 robin sounds like the cat in the hat with that laugh

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley Před 3 lety +32

    grandma approved

  • @Matildaalreadyexists
    @Matildaalreadyexists Před 3 lety +11

    Got notif whilst watching old videos, amazing timing

  • @calvietunion3588
    @calvietunion3588 Před 3 lety +18

    God, some of these roast where so strong, that no therapy could fix it.

  • @tonedeafbard7021
    @tonedeafbard7021 Před 3 lety +5

    when the r/rareinsults video is uploaded on your birthday: “guess I’ll die”

  • @Callie_with_a_bible
    @Callie_with_a_bible Před rokem +1

    Robin is the embodiment of the statement
    "You must be fun at parties"

  • @thomvanderleest6054
    @thomvanderleest6054 Před 3 lety +54

    I
    I a
    I am
    I am n
    I am no
    I am not gonna waste my time.

    • @TheRealDrClef
      @TheRealDrClef Před 3 lety +6

      B
      Bu
      But
      But I
      But I w
      But I wi
      But I wil
      But I will
      But I will.

    • @user-en2hu6wp7p
      @user-en2hu6wp7p Před 3 lety +2

      i
      i w
      i wa
      i wan
      i want
      i want t
      i want to
      i want t
      i want
      i wan
      i wa
      i w
      i

    • @Esquio
      @Esquio Před 3 lety +1

      *But you already have*

    • @RhuBin02
      @RhuBin02 Před 3 lety

      E

    • @thisismyname5317
      @thisismyname5317 Před 3 lety

      N
      Ne
      Nei
      Neit
      Neith
      Neithe
      Neither
      Neither W
      Neither Wi
      Neither wil
      Neither will
      Neither will I
      Neither will
      Neither wil
      Neither wi
      Neither w
      Neither
      Neithe
      Neith
      Neit
      Nei
      Ne
      N

  • @AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer
    @AnonymousCheeseEnjoyer Před 3 lety +7

    memes are everything, memes are life, memes are creation

  • @wasnt_here
    @wasnt_here Před 3 lety +7

    1:56 bruh he looks like the main character from a children's animation short

  • @superbloxian502
    @superbloxian502 Před 3 lety +4

    4:16 I can feel the heat from the insults redditors are making up

  • @shitpostking5986
    @shitpostking5986 Před 3 lety +6

    4:41 my man be lookin like spiderman when he just started fighting

  • @john.k7767
    @john.k7767 Před 3 lety +60

    "Your gonna break your nose and not be able to hear for weeks"he sounds like a Simpson's character that just had cocaine
    Omg thx for the likes

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu Před 3 lety

      Your comment threw me for a fuckin' loop with your grammar, or lack thereof. It's "Break" not "Brake." You can't "stop" your nose.

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 Před 3 lety

      Since when is your nose a car? You can't brake it lmao

    • @john.k7767
      @john.k7767 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BeckyNosferatu sorry it was auto correct
      I will fix it
      Thx for telling it to me

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu Před 3 lety +1

      @@john.k7767 I honestly thought it was the you're/your issue. xD no worries dude! I tend to forget you can browse CZcams on a phone or tablet. lol

    • @john.k7767
      @john.k7767 Před 3 lety

      @@BeckyNosferatu no problem bro

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 Před 3 lety +8

    Character heroes from the 80's recycled into villains of today: Elvis-pop-tokyo-Guy is the standard for both 7:57

  • @rosanafalcao4038
    @rosanafalcao4038 Před 3 lety +24

    "When scoob and the gang bring back crystal meth instead of gems"
    *[We Are The Crystal Gems intensifies]*

    • @harveyannison8301
      @harveyannison8301 Před 3 lety +1

      We are the crystal gems and we’ll always save the day if you think we can’t we’ll always find a way that’s why the people of this world believes in garnet,amethyst and pearl
      And steven

    • @NuckOHead
      @NuckOHead Před 3 lety +1

      @@harveyannison8301 YES STEVEN UNIVERSE

    • @NuckOHead
      @NuckOHead Před 3 lety +2

      That's right, I've heard the story over and over again, Gee it's swell to finally meet her Other Friend's.
      That's right I've heard the story don't really like how it ends gee it's swell to finally meet her Other friends. What did she say about me what did she say? What did you do without me what did you do? Did you play games without me what did you Play??? Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about YOUUUUU!!!! Ohh thats right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally meet her Other Friend'sss. Garnet: She's running circles around us.
      Amethyst: I'm resting give me a break.
      Pearl: It really is her, But she can't be serious.
      Steven Universe: You know her Pearl? Can you tell us who she is?
      Spinel:(Gets mad)
      WHO AM I? WHO AM I?
      WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING IM THE LOSER OF THE GAME YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING!
      Let's play another game this time I get to win, Lives on the line winner takes all ready or not let's begin. Ohhhh that's right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally beat her other friends ohhhhhhh that's right I've heard the story over and over again Gee it's swell to finally meet her otherrrr otherrrr otheeeeeerrrrrrr Friendssssssa!
      Lemme know if I got something wrong

    • @harveyannison8301
      @harveyannison8301 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NuckOHead lol spinel was my fav character in the movie

    • @harveyannison8301
      @harveyannison8301 Před 3 lety +1

      I also like stevonnie lol

  • @kurisu7885
    @kurisu7885 Před 3 lety +3

    "I don't trust a guy whose fashion sense is based off the puke of a child who ate too much candy."
    Good one!

  • @gorax5583
    @gorax5583 Před 3 lety +8

    Robin's voice sounds like watered down Peter Griffin
    I'm sorry, I love the videos btw

  • @skele4454
    @skele4454 Před 3 lety +34

    4:16 as a redditor I’m offended that you compared me to bubble bass, he deserves way better than this

    • @nigagman6170
      @nigagman6170 Před 3 lety +3

      Ig self burns are not rare anymore

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Před 3 lety +3

      Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

    • @sahifatazkhan9980
      @sahifatazkhan9980 Před 3 lety

      @@nigagman6170 yeah and this "roast" is too overused, annoying.

  • @mothman7430
    @mothman7430 Před 3 lety +5

    well... this is a new feeling.

  • @lilyj1859
    @lilyj1859 Před 3 lety +6

    Wasn't expecting to see Unus Annus here lol

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn Před 3 lety +1

      Took me a while to find a comment like this XD

    • @lilyj1859
      @lilyj1859 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Xrairyn Memento Mori my friend

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn Před 3 lety +1

      @@lilyj1859 Мемеито Мояi. May you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.

    • @lilyj1859
      @lilyj1859 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Xrairyn you too! It's so great to find other people who understand Unus Annus and how great it was lol

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn Před 3 lety +1

      @@lilyj1859 lol
      But yeah, it is great. Sometimes heartwarming to be honest-
      Which is why I smiled when I saw your comment :P
      So.. Eєf

  • @thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257

    Emkay: I don’t think I can make rare insults!
    Also emkay: 7:53

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 Před 2 lety +1

    0:01 looks like the character in a movie that everyone thinks is the bad guy but is actually just a misunderstood side character.

  • @pageturner2958
    @pageturner2958 Před 3 lety +12

    I call my friends "Genetically Inferior Rats," as a way to get dominance for being the tallest.
    The shortest of my friends now calls themselves the "Genetically Inferior Rat King."

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat Před 3 lety

      Hey, at least they’re honing up to it.

    • @pageturner2958
      @pageturner2958 Před 3 lety

      @@RaraZeCat But that isn't how it works. I am the leader of this pack of rats known as a friend group. I rule over the Genetically Inferior Rats, they don't rule over me.

  • @jenthelass
    @jenthelass Před 3 lety +4

    8:01
    HE EVEN HAS THE JOSUKE HAIRCUT

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 Před 3 lety +4

    Robin sounds like the type of guy who dropped out of high school and would boast about it to his parents

  • @ikestrelrandomly
    @ikestrelrandomly Před 3 lety +1

    That building is real and creates hell for pedestrians and neighbouring buildings...

  • @82blaqdiva
    @82blaqdiva Před 3 lety +1

    Robin: its great to see you again!!
    Me coming from another video that Robin was in: *shuts blinds*

  • @rickrolled9536
    @rickrolled9536 Před 3 lety +7

    Robin's voice sounds like kronk but not yet hit puberty

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 Před 3 lety +6

    7:36
    he looks like he'd play the real life version of Brett Morris from American Dad

  • @jabbiejabbie3624
    @jabbiejabbie3624 Před 3 lety +2

    6:32
    I almost puked from nostalgia

  • @OJanimations08
    @OJanimations08 Před 3 lety +1

    “How you gonna roast me when you be lookin like bacteria”

  • @bbobbers
    @bbobbers Před 3 lety +5

    10:22 she looks like the green goblin from Spectacular Spider-Man

  • @NoNameTbh4
    @NoNameTbh4 Před 3 lety +36

    POV: you haven't wtached half of the video and you're already scrolling through the comments

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 Před 3 lety

      @ExDeeXD Music because the video just came out so chances are you haven't watched it...

    • @-beanhead_blobbles-3891
      @-beanhead_blobbles-3891 Před 3 lety

      Jokes on you - I just finished it

    • @NoNameTbh4
      @NoNameTbh4 Před 3 lety

      @《Jinx 》 jokes on you I don't scroll through comments until I'm done with the video to avoid spoilers

    • @romanbarnaby4244
      @romanbarnaby4244 Před 3 lety

      *Howdidyouknow*

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere Před 3 lety +11

    Saying Travis Scott looks like bacteria could be taken multiple ways.

    • @nevomizrachi6282
      @nevomizrachi6282 Před 3 lety +1

      How?

    • @randomkris1767
      @randomkris1767 Před 3 lety +1

      I would also like to know

    • @LeveyHere
      @LeveyHere Před 3 lety

      @@nevomizrachi6282 Anything other than his hair. Or, to some over-sensitive people, they think it could be racist.

  • @cringeman9019
    @cringeman9019 Před 3 lety +5

    4:20
    Yeah I looked like that 2 years ago
    Now I’m fatter

  • @eiiza8283
    @eiiza8283 Před 3 lety +2

    10:45 It is a real building, its nickname is the Walky Talky (If you need a smile, I recommend looking at skyscraper names in London). It was a engering catorhovhe, (I can't spell, and spellcheck doesn't know what I am saying) because it was burning the ground below, with reflected, and concentrated sunlight.

  • @aeughhz1294
    @aeughhz1294 Před 3 lety +5

    How to get on an r/rareinsults video:
    Say "penguinz0 looks like a homeless man or jesus"
    Profit

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 3 lety

      Your profile picture looks like what photographer with your nickname would pick during stroke

    • @aeughhz1294
      @aeughhz1294 Před 3 lety

      @@Crazylom wow that's a rare one

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 Před 3 lety +13

    When you find out that jack has his own channel called jay mick
    Ahh yes let the cursed things begin!

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. Před 3 lety +6

    “look at that yikes of a tshirt”
    worst part is now that emkay called it a yikes tshirt it might sell better cause everyone wants the yikes™️ branded tshirt

  • @weirdodoesart2320
    @weirdodoesart2320 Před 3 lety +10

    Robin you remind me of a stale marshmallow that is human.
    But I still like you.

    • @bray6233
      @bray6233 Před 3 lety +1

      I love stale marshmallows

  • @mincat1412
    @mincat1412 Před 3 lety

    This expired grape named robin sounds like that one kid in class who wants to be popular, but always fails.

  • @lucas_e3094
    @lucas_e3094 Před 3 lety +1

    Uneducated baked potatoe is still one of the best rare inults

  • @xx_da1only78_xx9
    @xx_da1only78_xx9 Před 3 lety +7

    Robin, how many windows have you flown into. And what’s you’re high score for running into the same window

  • @j4y_pg
    @j4y_pg Před 3 lety +6

    8:45 im pretty sure is the actual voice of gumball Edit:Look up JunkyJanker

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 3 lety +4

    "Why does he look like farquad beaten by a shovel?"
    Butler: sir fartquad! An ogre that smells as lovely as onions is here!
    The guy: quick give me my long legs and sausage extender armour

  • @ConFall
    @ConFall Před 3 lety +2

    The first guy looks like Professor Snape minus the grumpu face

  • @DeathsinkTV
    @DeathsinkTV Před 3 lety +1

    8:43 for those who might not get the full joke, the kid on the video playing Minecraft is the voice actor of Gumball from "The Amazing World of Gumball" tv show, so yeah the joke doesn't really make sense without this context.

  • @bvttew_miilk8793
    @bvttew_miilk8793 Před 3 lety +6

    11:03
    That guy has been roasted SO MANY TIMES on r/rareinsults I’m beginning to wonder who he is

  • @iaraye
    @iaraye Před 3 lety +4

    0:01
    He looks like 20 year old severus Snape with a face template of James charles.

    • @lemonstarofficial
      @lemonstarofficial Před 3 lety +1

      Ok

    • @C_H_E_E_S_E_Y
      @C_H_E_E_S_E_Y Před 2 lety

      Nah, he looks like the live action version of the cat in the hat if he was a high schooler with a 3 millimeter ding dong.

  • @kowodaa7833
    @kowodaa7833 Před 3 lety +4

    first man be lookin like a mii character

  • @adamseward3567
    @adamseward3567 Před 3 lety +1

    3:22 “when he tried to match the ranger with a big iron on his hip”

  • @holvingar4375
    @holvingar4375 Před 3 lety +2

    8:40 nooo. That dude is the voice actor for gumball

  • @N0mark0v
    @N0mark0v Před 3 lety +4

    I mean the first one looks like some edgy teen who blasts the ussr anthem and wonders why people don’t think he’s unique or cool

  • @xknacho4585
    @xknacho4585 Před 3 lety +4

    I missed r/Rareinsults

  • @pumpkinfriend2220
    @pumpkinfriend2220 Před 3 lety +4

    3:21 G I A N T iron on his hip

  • @bigfrog5324
    @bigfrog5324 Před 3 lety

    Robin sounds like the dad who comes back after 20 years to get some lottery money

  • @AxelRedGem
    @AxelRedGem Před 3 lety

    10:08
    The fact that Leon Kuwata would probably try to roast someone like this just kills me-

  • @thedarkdragon1437
    @thedarkdragon1437 Před 3 lety +4

    FakeJake rareinsults=demonetized.
    Emkay= Mmm let em pass.
    youtube at its finest

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday Před 3 lety

      Because Emkay is too large a channel, they can't demonitize him or else they'll lose alot of money

    • @Thepotatoz.
      @Thepotatoz. Před 3 lety

      @@SniperOnSunday PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT he may be big but youtube wouldn't care what does that cost them a measly few grand at best

  • @uwuthighs6917
    @uwuthighs6917 Před 3 lety +3

    3:37 you do know that the longer the barrel the less there recoil is right?

  • @GekMcShep
    @GekMcShep Před 3 lety +21

    I’ve never been here this early

  • @OrkOfOhio
    @OrkOfOhio Před 2 lety +1

    3:29 that’s not a long magnum. That’s
    A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP.

  • @warwick968
    @warwick968 Před 3 lety

    'Hears the sun come up' XD I loved that

  • @lisao6091
    @lisao6091 Před 3 lety +6

    7:52
    r/rareinsults

  • @tarikk238
    @tarikk238 Před 3 lety +12

    People who’s think Damien’s laugh is the best
    👇

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 Před 3 lety +11

    Day 65 of asking Robin to say, “I’m Robin, and I’ll be Robin~ your heart”

  • @I_ZomB13
    @I_ZomB13 Před 4 dny

    1:56
    Like someone tried to draw Robin from memory

  • @Row_of_E
    @Row_of_E Před 3 lety +2

    8:00 even Crazy Diamond can't fix that...