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Komentáře • 399

  • @weresofansie1457
    @weresofansie1457 Před 2 lety +115

    I heard my niece call someone an “overdone toaster strudel,” I have never been more proud.

    • @apocalypseofplush
      @apocalypseofplush Před 2 lety +4

      I randomly thought of the insult of calling someone a “Sarah-induced microscope” once.

    • @morrow2869
      @morrow2869 Před rokem +1

      ​@Plushpocalypse what did they do?

  • @rat_mikey
    @rat_mikey Před 2 lety +295

    man hears "anthropomorphic" and thinks it means furry like the word doesn't mean "has human characteristics."

    • @seankenny174
      @seankenny174 Před 2 lety +24

      Someone says anthropomorphic. Then eventually it ends up in a sitcom, book, movie, commercial, or etc played by or as a human. Then well, you know how the internet and the meme flowchart goes, your comment says so

    • @marshmallowbiscuit4553
      @marshmallowbiscuit4553 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah because there's also anthro objects. Idk, like Chip from beauty and the beast or the broomsticks from fantasia (which, yes, are both from Disney but they were immediate thoughts that are rather well known)

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB Před 2 lety +14

      Yea I hate how people confuse that. As if humsns aren't just anthro gorrilas.

    • @me0wth01
      @me0wth01 Před 2 lety

      @@chee.rah.monurB anthro gorillas 💀

    • @chee.rah.monurB
      @chee.rah.monurB Před 2 lety +4

      @@me0wth01 Hey,we evolved from apes,so I'm not really WRONG am I?

  • @AroShadeWeaver
    @AroShadeWeaver Před 2 lety +87

    "your mother should've eaten you when your bones were still soft"
    A guy - 2022

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 2 lety +125

    9:08 No no no, see, the default character is always the absolute most generic, the exact middle ground in all traits. What this is implying is that Zuck looks like what you'd get if you took the exact average of every physical trait a human can have and put them together to make a person. Which is _exactly_ what an alien trying to blend in would do. Dude's right on the boarder of the Uncanny Valley, one good smack away from falling in.

    • @s.sinster
      @s.sinster Před 2 lety +2

      i feel like mark zuckerburg has his own goddamn essence and aura around him does he never shower his alienation off?

    • @tanakisoup19
      @tanakisoup19 Před 2 lety

      Mark Zuckerberg looks like what would happen if you took every human on earth, mixed them all together, and removed any slight showing of anything remotely interesting at all.
      (Also you can’t fool me goat man)

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester Před 2 lety +30

    1:50 when the editor finally had enough of Jack's shenanigans

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 Před 2 lety +4

      He can just delete his entire recording and just show the posts if he wanted

    • @RandomKenny
      @RandomKenny Před 2 lety +6

      I have the power 😈

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol Před rokem +1

      I always appreciate it when the editor adds in some gags too lol

    • @user-fh8qv4xz1p
      @user-fh8qv4xz1p Před 11 měsíci

      What was he gonna say tho?

    • @cadenvickery3382
      @cadenvickery3382 Před měsícem

      @@RandomKennyyour the editor?

  • @bedman3337
    @bedman3337 Před 2 lety +37

    4:52 Fun fact: one of the core creators of Facebook, who was basically who put very much all the money in the project, was charged with forcing cannibalism to a chicken that he was tasked to keep for weeks to enter the house from the university, like an "acceptance entry to become part of them".
    He simply give the chicken the cafeteria chicken wing because the animal was curious and wanted to eat it a bit. It was found thanks to the testimony of a girl who saw everything from afar.

    • @Crazy_Sarah98
      @Crazy_Sarah98 Před 2 lety

      You happen to have the source for that? My curiosity’s been piqued

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před rokem

      further evidence that they were aliens

  • @kaz1_f1
    @kaz1_f1 Před 2 lety +28

    Jack: I'm Australian
    also jack: can't pronounce "Norris and Ricciardo"

  • @The_Professional_Moron
    @The_Professional_Moron Před 2 lety +38

    2:04
    Never in my born days did I expect to hear someone say:
    “First it’s fur-ifying them, then it’s yiffing them”
    About cigarettes.
    I never want to hear such a sentence ever again.

    • @WildeRaze
      @WildeRaze Před 2 lety +9

      exactly. Anthropomorphic doesn't even have to do with furries, it's just for Human-like things that aren't normally human

    • @The_Professional_Moron
      @The_Professional_Moron Před 2 lety +5

      @@WildeRaze Yep. If anything it’s the opposite. Like turning a character in a movie, who’s an animal, into a human.

    • @kayciestraub
      @kayciestraub Před 2 lety +2

      Thats extremely cursed, who wants to forget we heard it, i got some brain bleach to pass around xD

    • @pifilixxiv3192
      @pifilixxiv3192 Před rokem

      @@WildeRaze and then theres gijinkas which are basy ally that, human equivalent of stuff

  • @TheAutisticFrogLord
    @TheAutisticFrogLord Před 2 lety +223

    I can't be the only one who loves jacks laugh and his voice

  • @Hellysal
    @Hellysal Před 2 lety +18

    Fun fact: when u behead a chicken, the other chickens will get close to drink the blood.
    So yeah chickens just ARE cannibals by nature 😂 Dinosaurs amirite

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs Před 2 lety +158

    That doggo in the thumbnail low key cute tho

  • @VIISkies
    @VIISkies Před 2 lety +16

    2:08: Lowe's and Home Depot are two very similar yet competing US hardware stores. As a Lowe's employee, I've been told a rumor that the company was founded by Home Depot's founder's ex-wife. So yeah. Also, after working in a building with a nice palette of light gray, white, and blue for about a year, Walking into a home depot where the color pallet is usually bright construction orange and dark gray is just an assault on my eyes.

  • @sambrown6426
    @sambrown6426 Před 2 lety +8

    11:34 That's Doug Demuro. People ask him to come to them and give a tour of their cool car, take it out on the road, and then give his thoughts. He doesn't actually own that car, he's borrowing it from someone.

  • @windbeneathmywings4884
    @windbeneathmywings4884 Před 2 lety +25

    4:50 this might seem like a joke, all fun and games but anyone who has kept chickens will know that they WILL cannibalize each other if given the chance. And those feathered freaks give no fucks if their victim is still cluckin', if theyre hungry enough theyll peck anything _remotely edible_ to shreds

    • @just-A.randomdude
      @just-A.randomdude Před 2 lety +3

      I can confirm, this is something quite normal

    • @seankenny174
      @seankenny174 Před 2 lety

      Including us if they were bigger than us

    • @windbeneathmywings4884
      @windbeneathmywings4884 Před 2 lety

      @@seankenny174 nah I'm sure if you were to somehow fall unconscious in the coop for an extended period of time theyd likely peck you to pieces as well

    • @lightningangel45
      @lightningangel45 Před 2 lety

      Ok, I am now 1000x more scared of chickens. How did someone associate the word "chicken" with a coward?

    • @stefangrobbink7760
      @stefangrobbink7760 Před 2 lety

      They truely are the relatives of raptors.

  • @largo778
    @largo778 Před 2 lety +10

    Jack: I watch too much anime
    Me: NO SUCH THING!!!

  • @mebalbib3518
    @mebalbib3518 Před 2 lety +12

    0:15 bro looks like the bully’s henchmen friend and the nerd the bully is targeting at the same time

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 Před 2 lety

      Looks like a principle in a cartoon too

    • @CourierCat-2
      @CourierCat-2 Před 11 měsíci

      Nailed it
      you nailed it
      there is no more perfect description of that abominable kiwi
      (Guys i called him [insert adjective] with funi random thing which mean funi rare haha insult rikght??? thnk for updoots)

  • @yukionna6563
    @yukionna6563 Před 2 lety +43

    Lol jacks voice always calms me down after a rage quit

  • @pandalabtech
    @pandalabtech Před 2 lety +28

    its great when Jack doubles or even triples the burn factor

  • @lilicrozma
    @lilicrozma Před 2 lety +5

    The pixar-looking guy looked like Riley's dad from inside out without the "THINK MARK!" moustache

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 Před 2 lety +2

    8:45 hearing Jack mispronounce Ricciardo's name when he's Australian is really funny to me

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail Před 2 lety +24

    02:02 you know anthropomorphising doesnt mean 'making a furry' right? it means giving humanlike characteristics. Like putting bendy hose arms and legs and a face on a cigarette...

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 Před 2 lety +3

      All words end up losing meaning because of dumb people online

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Před 2 lety +17

    Amber's lawyers were totally betting on the "believe women" angle, no matter what, and didn't have any real defence other than that.
    Even her recordings are bogus, because you can hear how he talks in those that he knows something is wrong with her acting as if she cared about him.

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před 2 lety +1

    "Visually speaking, what is that?"
    That would be people drowning, Jack.

  • @brainytorch5265
    @brainytorch5265 Před 2 lety +4

    1:55 Jack what have you done

  • @granautismo69
    @granautismo69 Před 2 lety +1

    14:06 dude looks like an aye-aye, Jesus Christ, those drinks are now doomed to a slow, horrible death.

  • @Trip_koLng
    @Trip_koLng Před 2 lety +3

    3:00
    Filipino here, I'd say that's an understatement
    It's more so if UN was a country

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 Před 2 lety +3

    2:47
    My first thought was “Wait, but Degrassi’s not a Disney show” and then it clicked

  • @TheAutisticFrogLord
    @TheAutisticFrogLord Před 2 lety +5

    rare insults is always one of my favorites

  • @Punky_TallKnightStan
    @Punky_TallKnightStan Před 2 lety +22

    14th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,the people at Ask Emkay,all of them. Even Zach.

    • @dillonmacpherson3350
      @dillonmacpherson3350 Před 2 lety

      Some good old fashion Wildspartanz chaos

    • @dunefox8
      @dunefox8 Před 2 lety

      What about Lexi?

    • @Punky_TallKnightStan
      @Punky_TallKnightStan Před 2 lety

      @@dunefox8 I typed that from memory in under 2 minutes.dont think I forgot.even the people on the new channel * Ask Emkay *
      I don't know about them yet,but one Joey,another Gavin,and another Troy.
      I'm unsure if there are more.
      But Lexi and the Ask Emkay gang count.and Lexi is in Emkay soooooo

    • @dunefox8
      @dunefox8 Před 2 lety

      @@Punky_TallKnightStan I know. But Lexi is a she

    • @Punky_TallKnightStan
      @Punky_TallKnightStan Před 2 lety

      @@dunefox8 welp.
      Shell just be the one who doesnt understand and makes everything 5 times funnier as of result lol

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Před 2 lety +4

    "Let's not furrify cigarettes"
    Jack, 2k22

  • @LostCauseRT
    @LostCauseRT Před 2 lety +2

    Oh sweet summer child... there are yiffed ones already.

  • @GenerationalSavant
    @GenerationalSavant Před rokem

    Chickens bloody love cannibalism. That's like a Joker level "give the people what they want" backhanded compliment, lol.

  • @CYR0_P1X
    @CYR0_P1X Před 2 lety

    11:16 Pete looks like a second grader that tried snorting smarties in front of the cool kids and acted high for the rest of the day.

  • @3rdeye7thdimension
    @3rdeye7thdimension Před 2 lety +2

    3:55 oh good it wasn't just me who made the Neon Genesis Evangelion connection.

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 Před 2 lety +6

    My dad decided that to save food waste he would feed chicken to our chickens. When we explained to him that that was cannibalism and was unethical, he didn’t see any issue with it. Surprise surprise he’s not a great guy. Anyone who seems feeding chicken to a chicken ethically okay is not alright…

    • @seekoutguy
      @seekoutguy Před 2 lety +1

      I mean my chickens ate one of the other chickens when it died. I mean they all died like a week later, but still, I don't think the chickens mind

    • @loki_shu
      @loki_shu Před 2 lety

      I've seen my chicken eat one of their eggs even though I've fed them in the morning... i was furious so I steal the rest and make an omelet for dinner

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 Před 2 lety

      Dude, chickens will literally kill eachother to eat the dead body, as well as eating their own eggs, for extra protein. They'll also kill and eat small rodents and birds for the same reason. There's absolutely nothing unethical about an animal doing something it's always done. Did you even research chickens before you bought one?

    • @krbthewitch
      @krbthewitch Před 2 lety

      Your be surprised by what chickens are cool with eating. They eat each other, their own eggs, all that jazz. Ethics are fuzzy in the animal kingdom.

  • @juno_bugzz
    @juno_bugzz Před 2 lety +3

    imagine being australian
    (coughs in gday mate)

  • @daemonking944
    @daemonking944 Před 2 lety +1

    This is so much better than older videos! The dark mode switch instead of the light mode (don't know when this happened) makes my eyes not hurt.

  • @einienj3281
    @einienj3281 Před 2 lety +1

    "Which one is the beater box, sir?" 😆😆

  • @TetraSky
    @TetraSky Před 2 lety +1

    "I wish I was that fly"
    "no wonder she looked disgusting"
    I'll be honest, that's the only thing that made me laugh, something is wrong with me...

  • @milkchocolatetheanimator6626

    PERFECT! My little sister called the other sister a “bald headed donkey” today.

  • @just-A.randomdude
    @just-A.randomdude Před 2 lety +2

    1:48 How is eating green bananas an insult??

  • @babydoppio7330
    @babydoppio7330 Před 2 lety +1

    1:52 LIKE WHAT, JACK? LIKE WHAT??

  • @axelrose8481
    @axelrose8481 Před 2 lety

    i like to tell people “you are the human equivalent of the grimey mac and cheese stuck at the bottom of a dumpster behind a public british school” it’s a fight ender.

  • @quirky7208
    @quirky7208 Před 2 lety +2

    No we should 100% make smokers be associated with furrys, make them feel more embarrassed about their horrible addiction

  • @MarzieMalfoy
    @MarzieMalfoy Před rokem

    "Elongating his musk" only Jack 😂😂😂😂

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Před 2 lety +1

    LegalEagle looks like an anime lawyer

  • @tetrik6499
    @tetrik6499 Před 2 lety +2

    when I try to draw a dog while looking at a picture of a dog

  • @blueyoshi8517
    @blueyoshi8517 Před 2 lety

    6:06. That looks like someone from my chemistry class who is only there because they want to take up dentistry, and doesn’t “get” half the content.

  • @coffee-ouji
    @coffee-ouji Před 2 lety +1

    0:23
    the dude looks both like Leo Messi and Ryan Reynolds at the same time

  • @lostforwar5619
    @lostforwar5619 Před 2 lety +2

    This channel is our lord and saviour when it comes to gaming

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger Před 2 lety

    13:26 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here! No, I'm not really Michael ... _or am I?"_

  • @DrHugbees
    @DrHugbees Před 2 lety

    Did I just hear Jack really say Anthony fantano is a mustache away from being Hitler, that's actually hilarious and almost correct with him and his fans.

  • @Memrlord
    @Memrlord Před 2 lety +3

    3:40 man looks like a Stretch Armstrong

  • @AGenericUser
    @AGenericUser Před 2 lety +2

    2:55 im Filipino and i can confirm this

  • @Red_MOON187
    @Red_MOON187 Před 2 lety +1

    1:48 I come from an pacific islander background and we Boil Green Bananas. They go good with raw fish. :d

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 Před 2 lety +1

    when it showed the pictures of someone looking like multiple other people idk why but i thought of stanley pines from gravity falls

  • @elmegagraciaelisabethsiman6381

    Elon elongating his musk cracks me up so damn much pls never stop Jack

  • @pia30
    @pia30 Před 2 lety +2

    6:00 never thought I would see naomi on emkay...
    her CZcams is 'naomi jon' btw

  • @Gacha_gays
    @Gacha_gays Před 2 lety +1

    To the guy who uses going to Lowes as an insult, you eat green bananas, with the peel still on, with a knife, fork, and spoon, from the bottom up.

  • @Fwenec
    @Fwenec Před 2 lety +1

    “The only subreddit that’s the story of my life”

  • @maybebananmaybe767
    @maybebananmaybe767 Před 2 lety

    Fun fact, if you don't trim the tip of a chicken once in a while, the chicken will start eating itself!
    And you need to isolate an injured chicken so it won't be eaten by other chickens.
    Chickens are infact, cannibalistic.

  • @ameliarose47
    @ameliarose47 Před 2 lety

    3:53 ALSO what I think when I hear that word. I'm not into anime but my boyfriend has shown me a couple and he made me watch. ALL. OF. IT. It's not a bad show but it's emotionally intense and he was like, "well only watch 9 hours of squidgame after you've watched the 20ish hours of this". He still hasn't finished squid game with me and it's been longer than I took me to watch all of Neon Genesis with him (obviously we didn't watch everything all at once with either).

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Před 2 lety +2

    6:24 I think I know what song he's referring to

  • @bunnyrose9203
    @bunnyrose9203 Před 2 lety +6

    2:00 what the f* do you mean by "furrifying"??? "Anthropomorphic" stands for "humanoid" or something like that ._.

  • @theexiledrussian622
    @theexiledrussian622 Před 2 lety

    The hitchhiking and comercial planes thing legit got me

  • @rawrisadragon
    @rawrisadragon Před 2 lety

    Jack sounded like a veggietales character in the last few seconds of the video

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster Před 2 lety

    2:52: Ah yes, Drake & Josh, the famous "Disney" show. It was Nickelodeon, not Disney!

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Před rokem +1

    (jack) oh god someone arrest me (that one fbi agent watching this video) say no more

  • @BENDYKILLER698
    @BENDYKILLER698 Před 3 měsíci

    13:34 blud looks like a budget Vsauce from Etsy

  • @TheAncient_One
    @TheAncient_One Před 2 lety

    Jack:Mentions Neon Genesis Evangelion
    Me:ZAETOHU ARE SHIOTUETE

  • @nekoctrl2124
    @nekoctrl2124 Před 2 lety +2

    2:13 where does BNQ fit in this spectrum?

  • @xnamkcor
    @xnamkcor Před 2 lety

    After spending about 2 months trying to get Google to accept my gift card credit cards to buy the new Chromecast With Google TV, I took a bus over to Lowe's and they happily accepted my money to buy one from their shelves.

  • @someguyonyoutube9279
    @someguyonyoutube9279 Před 2 lety

    “let’s not fur-ify cigarettes”
    *DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS*

  • @Hellchild3000
    @Hellchild3000 Před 2 lety +2

    Hey Jack! I know you love dragon's (I do too.) So I am suggesting a book series called Wings of Fire!! I hope take my suggestion. :)

  • @aidenforthenguyen2892
    @aidenforthenguyen2892 Před 2 lety +2

    Emkay. Can you put this comment in the next r/blessed images? Because one time I was at my cousin’s house. A bird fell into the pool they had there and it was drowning, My dad found it and took his sock and wrapped it around the bird. Hours later he brought the bird inside and me and my cousins were surprised. A few minutes later me and my dad built it a temporary cage, it kept trying to fly so shortly after we let it go, but it never flew. So we put it on a pear tree and it flew into a big nearby bush, that was the happiest day of my life!

  • @Shad0w-One
    @Shad0w-One Před 2 lety +1

    Damn, can't wait for some cigarette yiff

  • @sambrown6426
    @sambrown6426 Před 2 lety

    4:50 My gym/health teacher has a parrot that eats chicken. I call him "Mr. Cannibal".

  • @fictional_player
    @fictional_player Před 2 lety

    0:34 And here we have Elon elongating his musk~
    *Lmao I'm dying fr XD*

  • @rextalk3840
    @rextalk3840 Před 2 lety +1

    3:32 Sounds a bit like Abridged Nappa

  • @seankenny174
    @seankenny174 Před 2 lety

    "No! Not Ma! Not Bingo!"

  • @salomedivina4099
    @salomedivina4099 Před 2 lety +1

    im trying to wrap my head around the fact that he pronounced ricciardo and norris's names like that. my siblings are crazy f1 fans so im gonna use that to piss them off😭😭😭

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone Před 2 lety +1

    1:51 where the hell did that joke come from

  • @unknown20005
    @unknown20005 Před rokem +1

    the reason that all police stations all have that one big police officer is the same reason why all football teams have that one big guy on the team they can’t run far or fast but they can truck the crap out of other’s

  • @electricangel1001
    @electricangel1001 Před 2 lety

    Me when someone else is Australia:
    *REALLLY?? I thought I was the only one1!!!11*

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 2 lety +1

    6:54 Yeah, I thought she lost them, too, but they're just behind her back. If you look closely, you can see some of her left arm.

  • @thingsidoomed
    @thingsidoomed Před 2 lety +1

    Here’s a rare insult:
    ududgxsixhsjshxjssh
    nobody has ever said that before, so technically its rare.

    • @Unibiub
      @Unibiub Před 2 lety

      Well, gjhjvkdkcjforpdjfkdoflf yourself 😜

  • @snowyskys8505
    @snowyskys8505 Před 2 lety

    “what’s poppin im robin” PLEASE SAY IT

  • @rebeccarimmer6348
    @rebeccarimmer6348 Před 2 lety

    1:09 ah yes, the famous DC movie: Avengers Endgame

  • @TheOriginalCowboyCat
    @TheOriginalCowboyCat Před 2 lety +1

    1:47 ... what the fuck, I REALLY hope he isn't joking about what I think he's joking about

    • @itsjustmenova
      @itsjustmenova Před 2 lety

      I’m so confused but I know it was really bad

  • @cattobean63
    @cattobean63 Před 2 lety

    MGK be looking like a chipotle bag

  • @nethaura4922
    @nethaura4922 Před 2 lety

    9:08 Remind me in an year when this ages like milk

  • @kanashimi1978
    @kanashimi1978 Před 2 lety +1

    LMAO ahh love Emkay

  • @DPWFG
    @DPWFG Před rokem

    Chickens will eat their own eggs if you don't take them out fast enough

  • @WellToastedBagel
    @WellToastedBagel Před 2 lety

    13:01 Tamatoa is a goddamn chad, bro. Being compared to him is a compliment and a half, haha.

  • @user-nw2kn8dk7z
    @user-nw2kn8dk7z Před 2 lety +1

    4:58 my dad's girlfriend does this to her chickens, doesn't even phase me from all the things I've seen she does. The witch.

    • @autisticwitch7581
      @autisticwitch7581 Před 3 měsíci

      I can assure you, most cheap chicken you buy from the store has been fed chicken. It's a common practice, and chickens will eat other dead chickens naturally.

  • @TheAutisticKiwi
    @TheAutisticKiwi Před měsícem

    The one at 12:30 was prophetic to say the least

  • @rettbull9100
    @rettbull9100 Před 2 lety

    The Elisabeth Olsen image was the 2nd to last episode on Wandavision. Great show too. Sucks that it was only 1 season.

  • @cumunist2120
    @cumunist2120 Před 2 lety

    that bowl of rice looks like a bowl of maggots

  • @martinaaremann8688
    @martinaaremann8688 Před 2 lety +2

    This dog breed is real

  • @SephtisSizent
    @SephtisSizent Před 2 lety

    The gay brother/cancer AITA post had my eyes actually bug out, holy hell