Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment * Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *
Day 30 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jacque: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D
10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now
I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh
5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!
Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog. ❤❤🦮🦮❤❤
Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.
The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics
According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.” So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.
1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too. Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.
In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character
8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen
Out of context EmKay
*”IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS”*
I heard Motley Crue with my vampire hearing
Bloody spies
Sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory video
8:18
hmmm narzi
Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment *
Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *
Your doin good
Yes, this is how Cursed comments works, wd!
Comment 100
Curse 1000
i got 25 kids in my basement because one annoyed me
Cursed 100
*mmmMMmM* no
This was indeed the most cursed compilation of commentary in the series. I can’t believe Robin held out that long!
As an Amazon worker I must protest; grinding up employees takes up too much money
You’re next.
“I don’t cook 4 racists”
So do they cook three or five instead?
I think they cook the kids first
@@ashy2021 nah they cook the fetuses
Nah
They cook the ones that look like teriyaki chicken
they all taste like teriyaki
Robin: how many natzi memes have I seen.
Me; all of them
Me to mkey: you just need to rewatch what camp are you living in
How many nazi memes have you seen?
How many loafs of bread have you eaten in your life?
@Xavier Quesada you were 2 wars to late
@Xavier Quesada i will look how you will gasp thrue window of gas cam
@@flamingcat1101
H E Y B A B Y
I like how he says “ricky tastes awesome!” In such a sonic-y voice.
Out Of Context This Is Disturbing
@@Certified_Goofballin i do not remember commenting this
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Well You Did
@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd**Heartaches begins playing, slowly turning into It's Just a Burning Memory**
I never thought Id see the day when Robin would have a catchphrase called:
IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS!!!
I feel bad that Robin has to deal with all the Nazi Jokes, it’s like they’re “Robin” him of his identity
GOD DAMN
Bruh
Take my approval and stay.
You sound like a someone who would break a window to see outside.
Take my like, take it you deserve it
Day 30 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jacque:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
Thanks! :D
Who would be good for r/nothowgirlswork?
strawbxrry That subreddit? Hmm... Jack or Lexi.
Lexi deserves to do r/wholesomememes
Drum Kid She has. Twice now.
@@awesomestyles ik that’s why I want it
"you can't look up while sticking out your tongue"
me: TURNS HEAD TO CEILING AND STICKS OUT TONGUE
The good/silly ending
10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now
GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS AND FUKING DIED
my favorite part is just hearing how done Robin sounds when he sees an overused/unfunny edgy joke lmao.
OH MY GOD THAT PFP
I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments
Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh
100th
:P
That is because he is *WEAK*!
@@SanLelo09 .
But theyre honestly hilarious
5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a
part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was
never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about
it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for
this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe.
Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11
in Muppet lore.
what
@@Person_Alive since this is over to comments I'm unable to stutter
No, Garfield did 9/11
EmKay casually became a naturally-born southerner as he read that furry meme
Petition to give robin a week straight of r/Cursedcomments
He would prob commit a war crime or two
Yes please.
Signed
r/cursedcomments and the worst of r/memes.
And just for the heck of it, throw in a Gacha Life Cringe.
Mojo Jojo is a true Powerpuff Girl, he doesn't want to admit it though
All the other ones are fake
*Insert funny reply*
I AM SCARED NOW
Same goes for gitler
13:13 @Kim Jong-un
13:23 no clownpiece dont
Clownpiece, you already gave us hell. Just don't, clownpiece.
Yes
13:52 UwUzi Primary, AheaGlock Secondary
I must thank emkay for helping me in my english fluidity, at least at hearing and talking
Edit: bruh, this comment has that many likes? Damn
@@jonatansvar8076 wow
@@jonatansvar8076 ok 9 year old
Omg sameeeee
Same!
Im a terrarian
Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!
What time stamp was it?
Oh nvm its 6:29
Dont get it
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving once
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice
13:16 - Bruh that guy has a Clownpiece pfp, absolute legend.
I see you are a man of culture as well
Thank you Pomeranian doggo for staring into all our souls
FUN FACT:
You have almost definitely swallowed a human tooth at some point and it may not have been your own
Uhh is there a reason?
I mean, I have. Though it was my own, I am sure.
Never in my life would I have thought I’d read something like this.
I’m very confused
w h a t
2:15
Me, who uses a hose:
"I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"
YOU USE A WHAT?
@@malikhanoo6915 yea I use a hose. Tp is quite disgusting
8:43 But out of EVERY joke on EmKay EVER it is about 46%
Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog.
❤❤🦮🦮❤❤
r/wsh
@@RucaDoo not really, they’re just giving a plausible explanation
8:40 I am gonna count it for you mate. It'l be under the next r/CursedComments
More like madlads
3:52
OH STEP SPONSOR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude I literally died laughing when he yelled "IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS"
Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.
r/TIHI
r/wtf
like a spidermans mask
I wanna draw this
Wth man
Guys here's a game we can play.
It's called.
Guess the owner of the voice as they all sound the same.
Edit: Except Lexi.
Except lexi
@@k3cplayz335
Yeah. Defiantly except lexi.
14:00 me and my friends have already made that joke up
everytime you shoot the gun, instead of a bang, its a moan
The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics
My friend: Yo u found any virgins yet?
Me: *looks on reddit* hundreds...
h
Funny how a virgin is making fun of other virgins.
Thousands........ no millions
69 likes,,,, epic!
No more 69
Trump and Biden should have a third debate over Discord.
Biden: makes good point
Trump: .mute @Joe_Biden#2020
i wanna see that happen live
YEEEES
4:52 i just realised why he grabbed the scissors
what the fu-
5:43 triggered my Alexa thank you EmKay my dad was in the next room and the Alexa was at max volume because it was playing music earlier
I am not holy anymore.
You never were.
All I know is I'm not going to heaven after this
You never where. Pathetic
*worshiping the UWU*
Well judging from your pfp and name...
4:25 THIS is not true, it came from a JacksFilms video where he made fake facts.
Dude! No way 😂!!!
According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.”
So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.
@@F1NN1SH nice
Ur just making that up so your students don't blame you for a war crime
@@F1NN1SH the Geneva convention only applies in war
"alexa: what is the maximum diameter of a human butthole" *Me, running over to hit the mute button on my echo" NO NO NO NO NO!
Jasper: ◇ Humanity get help ◇
Metal Jasper: ☆ They wont ☆
*_[this might be cursed, but y'all are BLESSED]_*
Y'all might be Blessed but im *Depressed*
@@ranjela455 same
Yall might be depressed but I’m going to *kill my self*
R blursld
Thank you.
" i don't cook 4 racists"
But they taste good tho, especially the black one.
Hmm.. Chocolate
@@ra_alf9467 r/cursedcomments
The black ones are a little too overcooked imo
@@AltF-io3dy yeah
3:30 scientifically on the food chain we are between pigs and anchovies
4:15 "I Don't Cook 4 Racists"
mista: 😀
Robin is always the one suffering, yet he makes us all suffer for revenge
emkay is always so fun to watch and makes me laugh every day .don’t stop making people laugh.
1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too.
Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.
Haha I now have a reason to watch every Emkay video with Robin in it
Oh, harder than you’d ever believe.
It comes out like a jet-stream.
I may not be first
I may not be second
People who comment first
Satan's presence you've beckoned
first
Second
Fourth
@@Expo.3000 Fifth
Sixth
6:24 whoever came up with that one is a pure genius had me DYING laughing
3:08
Undertale in a nutshell
Day 121 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
make this the top comment everyone
And so Shall I
(Woops I mean *Insert funny reply*)
Get my help, stranger
100th Like for no reason lol.
I love the fact that that’s a thing
Me: the dog was bald
Everyone: hold up
Thank you for the "Uncle Touchy's Nake Puzzle Basement" reference. You are now my favorite.
I'm late but the ending Patton Oswalt quote got me more than anything else XD
Thank you for the videos! Love your faces!
I love these memes while i do online classes
I just randomly got on CZcams, I didn’t even get the notification, perfect timing👌
14:15 ngl that scared me for a hot second
7:30 Hey what you doin' step-fly?
4:21 oh hey look it’s jacksfilms
13:14 well... My reddit prof pic is Carl wheezer t-posing
My Reddit pfp is my dog…
Shit...
"How hard are you guys peeing?!" To the point to where I can become a rocket
when imgay uploads, you know its a good day
@7:00 In the defense of the arcade comic, one just opened up in the mall here.
I just finished watching a Cursed Comments.
What a coincidence me too
Lol same.
Actually the dog is the emergency toilet paper delivery guy.
Love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end.
5:35
The diameter of an Amazon Echo is 3.9 inches.
I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight...
Robbin is great! Love the content! KEEP IT COMING!
13:17
I'm guessing that the narrator knows where that character in pudding's profile is from
because oh boy good luck doing that if it's Clownpeice
In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character
The only thing worse than stepping on a lego is falling backwards onto a charger block?
Multiple legos
No. The worst thing you could step on would have to be a nuclear landmine.
13:31 This guy who tweeted this is now the coach for a pro esports team.
"Oh boy thats a scary thought but its probably true"
-emkay 2020
3:16
I HAVE THAT KIND OF VR HEADSET
it only works with no controller games
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
My Basement
*oh... oh no...*
Hol up
I'm watching this while drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth what a pleasure it is
;-;
how does it tastes? i'm glad you're *enjoying* it!
At least it’s not pee.
@@bigfoot2639 like mint with orange
@@cupio-stardust damn u must have some gud story there
8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen
14:26 the funniest part is that it implies demons use Reddit
I actually said the geneva convention line once, before I learned what the geneva convention actually does.
How did I fall for that 11:59
0:48 oh man about a month ago I think 70 people in Kentucky wound up as Amazon meat packs from that tornado RIP.
2:51
Me, remembering that there actually _was_ a fourth girl that perished sadly: *And now you have officially crossed the line, buddy.*
L
6:54 Sounds like something I'd listen to for the meme.
13:20 that is clownpiece a character from touhou, she could be his wifu
2:07 THE EARTH IS COMING AFTER US
3:08
*laughs in Danganronpa who plays funky music during an execution*
YES THE BEZOS WILL PRAISE THE LORD YES KEANU REEVES YAYYYYY
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
@@jdwmyt i see you everywhere and im not complaining because those jokes make me chuckle
5:58 , when you realize superman and super girl are cousins..... O.o
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
supermouse thanks for the like! It's the first one I've ever gotten without myself likening it.
I love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end of the video!!
3:34, I do not appreciate y'all threatening the Sauce Boss™
5:19 does he really deserve a popular game as a memorial? He was skating… _in the train track_
Definitely not the brightest bulb.
5:37
my Alexa answered that and I didn’t realize she was turned all the way up by my little brother who wanted to listen to kids bop earlier. yikes.
Kids bop haven't heard of that name in years
time to leave the country
School anti gun sign: No Guns
Me: *has compund bow*
I am probably now on a watchlist....
“goofy did 9/11-“
*cuts to an ad*