r/Cursedcomments | YOO BEZOS WILL BRAISE IT!!

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  • Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / xycronva
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  • @someshmuck8603
    @someshmuck8603 Před 3 lety +2588

    Out of context EmKay
    *”IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS”*

  • @necroette
    @necroette Před 3 lety +280

    Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment *
    Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *

  • @calebstone6583
    @calebstone6583 Před rokem +53

    This was indeed the most cursed compilation of commentary in the series. I can’t believe Robin held out that long!

  • @UnexSpecter
    @UnexSpecter Před 2 lety +26

    As an Amazon worker I must protest; grinding up employees takes up too much money

  • @lizzardbob6561
    @lizzardbob6561 Před 3 lety +1439

    “I don’t cook 4 racists”
    So do they cook three or five instead?

  • @edgewastaken2432
    @edgewastaken2432 Před 3 lety +471

    Robin: how many natzi memes have I seen.
    Me; all of them

  • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
    @udfdsfrgfdrgfd Před 3 lety +79

    I like how he says “ricky tastes awesome!” In such a sonic-y voice.

  • @eggdogthedog3260
    @eggdogthedog3260 Před 3 lety +41

    I never thought Id see the day when Robin would have a catchphrase called:
    IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS!!!

  • @bowenwerner3085
    @bowenwerner3085 Před 3 lety +993

    I feel bad that Robin has to deal with all the Nazi Jokes, it’s like they’re “Robin” him of his identity

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +1052

    Day 30 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jacque:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @strawbxrrypanic_
      @strawbxrrypanic_ Před 3 lety +20

      Who would be good for r/nothowgirlswork?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +12

      strawbxrry That subreddit? Hmm... Jack or Lexi.

    • @drumkid8395
      @drumkid8395 Před 3 lety +17

      Lexi deserves to do r/wholesomememes

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +6

      Drum Kid She has. Twice now.

    • @drumkid8395
      @drumkid8395 Před 3 lety +5

      @@awesomestyles ik that’s why I want it

  • @bisexualmess1137
    @bisexualmess1137 Před 3 lety +36

    "you can't look up while sticking out your tongue"
    me: TURNS HEAD TO CEILING AND STICKS OUT TONGUE

  • @rayaraptor3611
    @rayaraptor3611 Před 3 lety +22

    10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now

    • @drlarrymitchell
      @drlarrymitchell Před 3 měsíci

      GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS AND FUKING DIED

  • @kyuu2
    @kyuu2 Před 3 lety +186

    my favorite part is just hearing how done Robin sounds when he sees an overused/unfunny edgy joke lmao.

  • @JustAKnight
    @JustAKnight Před 3 lety +417

    I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments
    Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh

  • @crackheadjesus2327
    @crackheadjesus2327 Před 2 lety +15

    5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a
    part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was
    never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about
    it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for
    this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe.
    Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11
    in Muppet lore.

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 Před rokem +8

    EmKay casually became a naturally-born southerner as he read that furry meme

  • @marilikeshikarihoraki
    @marilikeshikarihoraki Před 3 lety +166

    Petition to give robin a week straight of r/Cursedcomments

    • @jab01
      @jab01 Před 3 lety +3

      He would prob commit a war crime or two

    • @SanLelo09
      @SanLelo09 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes please.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 Před 3 lety

      Signed

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety

      r/cursedcomments and the worst of r/memes.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +1

      And just for the heck of it, throw in a Gacha Life Cringe.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +493

    Mojo Jojo is a true Powerpuff Girl, he doesn't want to admit it though

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy Před 3 lety +8

    13:23 no clownpiece dont

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru Před 2 lety +4

    13:52 UwUzi Primary, AheaGlock Secondary

  • @alexandermendoza381
    @alexandermendoza381 Před 3 lety +2765

    I must thank emkay for helping me in my english fluidity, at least at hearing and talking
    Edit: bruh, this comment has that many likes? Damn

  • @tale7955
    @tale7955 Před 3 lety +228

    Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!

  • @gayce6662
    @gayce6662 Před 3 lety +6

    You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving once
    You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

  • @Experiment121Archive
    @Experiment121Archive Před 2 lety +7

    13:16 - Bruh that guy has a Clownpiece pfp, absolute legend.

    • @jellsies
      @jellsies Před 2 lety

      I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +52

    Thank you Pomeranian doggo for staring into all our souls

  • @Griffin050A1t
    @Griffin050A1t Před 3 lety +49

    FUN FACT:
    You have almost definitely swallowed a human tooth at some point and it may not have been your own

  • @darealmrman2266
    @darealmrman2266 Před 2 lety +4

    2:15
    Me, who uses a hose:
    "I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"

  • @notnightfury6088
    @notnightfury6088 Před 2 lety +6

    8:43 But out of EVERY joke on EmKay EVER it is about 46%

  • @ch0asu472
    @ch0asu472 Před 3 lety +59

    Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog.
    ❤❤🦮🦮❤❤

    • @RucaDoo
      @RucaDoo Před 3 lety

      r/wsh

    • @memelord3986
      @memelord3986 Před 2 lety

      @@RucaDoo not really, they’re just giving a plausible explanation

  • @Komunisticky.Zaluzie
    @Komunisticky.Zaluzie Před 3 lety +46

    8:40 I am gonna count it for you mate. It'l be under the next r/CursedComments

  • @infinityarcangel5972
    @infinityarcangel5972 Před 3 lety +4

    3:52
    OH STEP SPONSOR
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  • @abbyweichman444
    @abbyweichman444 Před 3 lety +5

    Dude I literally died laughing when he yelled "IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS"

  • @danieljones6304
    @danieljones6304 Před 3 lety +130

    Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.

  • @Ray-xl8jv
    @Ray-xl8jv Před 3 lety +28

    Guys here's a game we can play.
    It's called.
    Guess the owner of the voice as they all sound the same.
    Edit: Except Lexi.

  • @k4yblessed
    @k4yblessed Před 3 lety +10

    14:00 me and my friends have already made that joke up
    everytime you shoot the gun, instead of a bang, its a moan

  • @KBJade39
    @KBJade39 Před 3 lety +3

    The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics

  • @sam_w1709
    @sam_w1709 Před 3 lety +135

    My friend: Yo u found any virgins yet?
    Me: *looks on reddit* hundreds...

  • @synthestesia654
    @synthestesia654 Před 3 lety +53

    Trump and Biden should have a third debate over Discord.

  • @oofdelarobloxlogue8890
    @oofdelarobloxlogue8890 Před 2 lety +4

    4:52 i just realised why he grabbed the scissors
    what the fu-

  • @primrose6732
    @primrose6732 Před rokem +7

    5:43 triggered my Alexa thank you EmKay my dad was in the next room and the Alexa was at max volume because it was playing music earlier

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy Před 3 lety +123

    I am not holy anymore.

  • @magentamovie6520
    @magentamovie6520 Před 3 lety +74

    4:25 THIS is not true, it came from a JacksFilms video where he made fake facts.

    • @atomicpunch1990
      @atomicpunch1990 Před 3 lety

      Dude! No way 😂!!!

    • @F1NN1SH
      @F1NN1SH Před 3 lety +7

      According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.”
      So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.

    • @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179
      @wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179 Před 3 lety

      @@F1NN1SH nice

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI Před 3 lety +4

      Ur just making that up so your students don't blame you for a war crime

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před rokem

      @@F1NN1SH the Geneva convention only applies in war

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 Před 3 lety +7

    "alexa: what is the maximum diameter of a human butthole" *Me, running over to hit the mute button on my echo" NO NO NO NO NO!

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483

    Jasper: ◇ Humanity get help ◇
    Metal Jasper: ☆ They wont ☆

  • @Ruby-Doc
    @Ruby-Doc Před 3 lety +51

    *_[this might be cursed, but y'all are BLESSED]_*

  • @optimisticnihilist7705
    @optimisticnihilist7705 Před 3 lety +65

    " i don't cook 4 racists"
    But they taste good tho, especially the black one.

  • @marcsimmons3102
    @marcsimmons3102 Před 3 lety +2

    3:30 scientifically on the food chain we are between pigs and anchovies

  • @worldender4982
    @worldender4982 Před 2 lety +2

    4:15 "I Don't Cook 4 Racists"
    mista: 😀

  • @CultOfMystical
    @CultOfMystical Před 3 lety +4

    Robin is always the one suffering, yet he makes us all suffer for revenge

  • @chihirofujisaki9520
    @chihirofujisaki9520 Před 3 lety +7

    emkay is always so fun to watch and makes me laugh every day .don’t stop making people laugh.

  • @violetmarinaayis
    @violetmarinaayis Před 3 lety +13

    1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too.
    Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.

  • @rileykaanoi1297
    @rileykaanoi1297 Před 2 lety +3

    Haha I now have a reason to watch every Emkay video with Robin in it

  • @sethcataudella3146
    @sethcataudella3146 Před 3 lety +12

    Oh, harder than you’d ever believe.
    It comes out like a jet-stream.

  • @InkyOwOComics
    @InkyOwOComics Před 3 lety +307

    I may not be first
    I may not be second
    People who comment first
    Satan's presence you've beckoned

  • @story_bored0
    @story_bored0 Před rokem +2

    6:24 whoever came up with that one is a pure genius had me DYING laughing

  • @rhubb7066
    @rhubb7066 Před 3 lety +5

    3:08
    Undertale in a nutshell

  • @meg654
    @meg654 Před 3 lety +229

    Day 121 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

  • @TosinMemes
    @TosinMemes Před 3 lety +5

    Me: the dog was bald
    Everyone: hold up

  • @theamazingincrediblespider9689

    Thank you for the "Uncle Touchy's Nake Puzzle Basement" reference. You are now my favorite.

  • @twiztidfreekshow199
    @twiztidfreekshow199 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm late but the ending Patton Oswalt quote got me more than anything else XD
    Thank you for the videos! Love your faces!

  • @militaryprovidence230
    @militaryprovidence230 Před 3 lety +11

    I love these memes while i do online classes

  • @aMEZAingDom
    @aMEZAingDom Před 3 lety +15

    I just randomly got on CZcams, I didn’t even get the notification, perfect timing👌

  • @sins9604
    @sins9604 Před 3 lety +4

    14:15 ngl that scared me for a hot second

  • @Ryu1478
    @Ryu1478 Před rokem +2

    7:30 Hey what you doin' step-fly?

  • @Pyram1dd
    @Pyram1dd Před 3 lety +11

    4:21 oh hey look it’s jacksfilms

  • @mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540

    13:14 well... My reddit prof pic is Carl wheezer t-posing

  • @fatmasterchief8881
    @fatmasterchief8881 Před 3 lety +2

    "How hard are you guys peeing?!" To the point to where I can become a rocket

  • @Grefuzzle
    @Grefuzzle Před 2 lety

    when imgay uploads, you know its a good day

  • @deserthare1
    @deserthare1 Před 3 lety +3

    @7:00 In the defense of the arcade comic, one just opened up in the mall here.

  • @Insertoriginalname.
    @Insertoriginalname. Před 3 lety +24

    I just finished watching a Cursed Comments.

  • @delawarefurret
    @delawarefurret Před 2 lety +2

    Actually the dog is the emergency toilet paper delivery guy.

  • @joshuaclad5057
    @joshuaclad5057 Před 3 lety +1

    Love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end.

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 Před 3 lety +8

    5:35
    The diameter of an Amazon Echo is 3.9 inches.
    I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight...

  • @Faith-gf9ub
    @Faith-gf9ub Před 3 lety +3

    Robbin is great! Love the content! KEEP IT COMING!

  • @user-qk6oe5uq7u
    @user-qk6oe5uq7u Před 2 lety +2

    13:17
    I'm guessing that the narrator knows where that character in pudding's profile is from
    because oh boy good luck doing that if it's Clownpeice

  • @stevenchen995
    @stevenchen995 Před 3 lety +7

    In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character

  • @tumbleweed8293
    @tumbleweed8293 Před 3 lety +9

    The only thing worse than stepping on a lego is falling backwards onto a charger block?

  • @dhs0801
    @dhs0801 Před 3 lety +4

    13:31 This guy who tweeted this is now the coach for a pro esports team.

  • @alexsele3320
    @alexsele3320 Před 3 lety +4

    "Oh boy thats a scary thought but its probably true"
    -emkay 2020

  • @dominiktoser8531
    @dominiktoser8531 Před 2 lety +2

    3:16
    I HAVE THAT KIND OF VR HEADSET
    it only works with no controller games

  • @Bosatron-cg6el
    @Bosatron-cg6el Před 3 lety +7

    What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
    My Basement

  • @arqm2200
    @arqm2200 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm watching this while drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth what a pleasure it is

    • @k3cplayz335
      @k3cplayz335 Před 3 lety +1

      ;-;

    • @bigfoot2639
      @bigfoot2639 Před 3 lety

      how does it tastes? i'm glad you're *enjoying* it!

    • @cupio-stardust
      @cupio-stardust Před 3 lety

      At least it’s not pee.

    • @arqm2200
      @arqm2200 Před 3 lety

      @@bigfoot2639 like mint with orange

    • @arqm2200
      @arqm2200 Před 3 lety

      @@cupio-stardust damn u must have some gud story there

  • @debillington9239
    @debillington9239 Před 3 lety

    8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen

  • @Even_littlerB
    @Even_littlerB Před 2 měsíci +1

    14:26 the funniest part is that it implies demons use Reddit

  • @eggseventy4905
    @eggseventy4905 Před 3 lety +5

    I actually said the geneva convention line once, before I learned what the geneva convention actually does.

  • @thepofam2
    @thepofam2 Před 3 lety +3

    How did I fall for that 11:59

  • @megangibbs4158
    @megangibbs4158 Před 2 lety +2

    0:48 oh man about a month ago I think 70 people in Kentucky wound up as Amazon meat packs from that tornado RIP.

  • @Victini415
    @Victini415 Před 3 lety +2

    2:51
    Me, remembering that there actually _was_ a fourth girl that perished sadly: *And now you have officially crossed the line, buddy.*

  • @z.b.oakley8467
    @z.b.oakley8467 Před 3 lety +4

    6:54 Sounds like something I'd listen to for the meme.

  • @Swagpion
    @Swagpion Před 3 lety +3

    13:20 that is clownpiece a character from touhou, she could be his wifu

  • @Cr_ow
    @Cr_ow Před 2 lety +2

    2:07 THE EARTH IS COMING AFTER US

  • @kimigurierualle244
    @kimigurierualle244 Před 3 lety +1

    3:08
    *laughs in Danganronpa who plays funky music during an execution*

  • @davve23
    @davve23 Před 3 lety +15

    YES THE BEZOS WILL PRAISE THE LORD YES KEANU REEVES YAYYYYY

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety

      Q: What has four wheels and flies?
      A: A garbage truck.

    • @davve23
      @davve23 Před 3 lety

      @@jdwmyt i see you everywhere and im not complaining because those jokes make me chuckle

  • @celestialqueen3289
    @celestialqueen3289 Před 3 lety +8

    5:58 , when you realize superman and super girl are cousins..... O.o

  • @Southernboy453
    @Southernboy453 Před 2 lety

    I love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end of the video!!

  • @thefroglord257
    @thefroglord257 Před 3 lety +2

    3:34, I do not appreciate y'all threatening the Sauce Boss™

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před 2 lety +7

    5:19 does he really deserve a popular game as a memorial? He was skating… _in the train track_
    Definitely not the brightest bulb.

  • @emilyburingrud2
    @emilyburingrud2 Před 3 lety +6

    5:37
    my Alexa answered that and I didn’t realize she was turned all the way up by my little brother who wanted to listen to kids bop earlier. yikes.

    • @InSammity
      @InSammity Před 3 lety +2

      Kids bop haven't heard of that name in years

    • @themis467
      @themis467 Před 3 lety +2

      time to leave the country

  • @PolterDev
    @PolterDev Před 3 lety +1

    School anti gun sign: No Guns
    Me: *has compund bow*
    I am probably now on a watchlist....

  • @karenrynne4004
    @karenrynne4004 Před 3 lety

    “goofy did 9/11-“
    *cuts to an ad*