"No shirt, free drink." *Shows up in a dress* "Hey, the sign says no shirt and I get a free drink, nowhere does it mention I have to have a bare chest."
Well, yes. Until you point it out and the owners adjust for that technicality, of course, but they might be lenient enough to actually give you that free drink before doing so. It's like a genie or a monkey's paw; they weren't specific enough, so they'll have to own up to it and accept that they carelessly left a loophole in there.
3:05 "One day, you'll buy a food item with a longer expiration date than your own." Fun fact: You already have: honey. Honey doesn't expire. Archeologists occasionally find perfectly edible honey in ancient ruins.
@@DraconicDuelist it has an expiration date because some honey manufacturers sometimes add corn syrup to the honey bottles to spend less money. And then label it as "100% Natural Eco-Friendly Product"
honestly, I think the title could match up with what the guy in the first photo was thinking to himself edit: yo first time I ever got 1K likes, thanks yall :) edit2: nvm just got 3K likes on a different video- but still, thanks ^^
So since I’m graduating the school that I’m going to and going to a different one. So we were allowed to put quotes “20 years I see myself...” And we got to choose whatever we want. And me and my friends made a bet that I wouldn’t put it as “Dog water mayonnaise” *That was the easiest $5 I’ve ever made.*
4:09 A few seconds after I had shown that joke to my dad(he, of course, laughed),he asked me "Is Olive Garden still alive?" and I resonded with "I guess so, if it wasn't the plants wouldn't grow". And he laughed.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 212 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
The 1997 July the 4th part reminds me about how one time me and my dad played hide and seek on July 4th. It’s been 5 years and I still haven’t found him. Damn, he has a good hiding spot.
Guillotines sometimes weren't sharp enough to **cut once and done** and it would result in having to lift it back up and do it again multiple times, so like if you went back to the medieval times and got on the town's death row you have 3 options, find a way to get out of death row, suggest that they have you "hangout" for a while, or hope that they got a new **chopper**
It is 100% legal across the entire country, for all women to go topless. Anywhere that a man can be topless. Beaches, parks & even mowing your front lawn. In Canada 🤗🇨🇦
Fun fact: Peach and Daisy have never been officially confirmed by Nintendo to be related in any way. It's a common misconception based upon speculation from internet nerds. Much like how Mario and Luigi don't have a last name despite people claiming that their last name is "Mario".
Girl: "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on" what we actually mean is "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on and not be ogled at, get creepy comments and be verbally and possiblely even sexually assaulted just because I'm female." Its about the preadatory behavior that's normalized around a females body.
“Daisy is Peach’s Cousin” That is ...uh... not true though I have no doubt some old comic or translation says otherwise. Currently, however, they are unrelated
10:42 Guy1: Hey man, how goes it? Guy2: It’s going pretty well, how about you? How was your weekend? Guy1: It was nice, with the time off from work I could spend time with my kids, really nice to bond with them, I wanna be a part of their lives Guy2: Hey man, I already know your kids love that you’re a part of their lives, hopefully the family of the kids made from what you’re giving do as good as you do Guy1: Thanks man Guy2: No problem
Fun fact: women weren't burned for witchcraft 1000 years ago, but 500. 1000 years ago there were still many pagans so you'd most likely be consecrated as a valuable sage depending on the society you chose
“Daisy is Peach’s cousins”
They’re also royalty, wouldn’t be surprised to find out they’re related to Bowser.
*The consequences of inbreeding*
Oh no... Bowser
If Mario is also related everything in the super Mario lore is fucked.
@Joel Rossignol Last time I checked that doesn't usually affect anything...
@@xandeepz1742 I wonder where the Storks get the babies from?....Wait Donkey Kong was delivered via Stork!
Robin just.. fits in this subreddit. His voice just makes it better
facts
If he made a podcast of this, I would listen
His voice is like Vanilla
Simp 😎
@@zander2480 shush. Are you like... 9 years old
"No shirt, free drink."
*Shows up in a dress*
"Hey, the sign says no shirt and I get a free drink, nowhere does it mention I have to have a bare chest."
Well, yes.
Until you point it out and the owners adjust for that technicality, of course, but they might be lenient enough to actually give you that free drink before doing so.
It's like a genie or a monkey's paw; they weren't specific enough, so they'll have to own up to it and accept that they carelessly left a loophole in there.
**cuts off chest skin**
“Wheres my free drink”
No one said you have to come wearing pants
@@minh1b This is a trans goal I have been waiting to do for so long.
@Noah Cardinal 😏
"Warning: Trespassers will be prostituted"
The fact that he's probably serious is all the more hilarious and terrifying😂😂💀
"Sir this is the 39th time you've tresspassed"
Cracker • 52 years ago "can you give me a hotter guy that'll kiss my neck as he pays me"
The fact that I was at that very part of the video when I read the comments-
That first one was probably the most truthful thing I’ve seen within my 12 years of living
Child, leave. It is not safe for you here.
@@freddie5890 Too late now...
Same
Same the first one lmao
Ruv!
"Freddie Mercury wasn't a royal was he?"
He was a QUEEN
Haha kill me now hahahahaha
What about Roger, Brian and John?
3:05 "One day, you'll buy a food item with a longer expiration date than your own."
Fun fact: You already have: honey. Honey doesn't expire. Archeologists occasionally find perfectly edible honey in ancient ruins.
Yeah, the BB date on the bottles is for the plastic making up the bottle.
@@DraconicDuelist it has an expiration date because some honey manufacturers sometimes add corn syrup to the honey bottles to spend less money. And then label it as "100% Natural Eco-Friendly Product"
@@toastergaming7783 That BS too...
Day 1 of asking Robin to say "I'm your host Robin Hood Robbin' the rich as usual!"
honestly, I think the title could match up with what the guy in the first photo was thinking to himself
edit: yo first time I ever got 1K likes, thanks yall :)
edit2: nvm just got 3K likes on a different video- but still, thanks ^^
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAAQ
yes
Why we have the same profile picture
@@7zahh388 t w i n ?
I legit though you were talking to yourself
Also
Why....
CZcams: “no views, no comments”
*scrolls down*
*comment*
the trickster
Me, sees an anime meme: *happy weeb noises*
Robin: I’ll never ever watch Attack on Titan
Me: *sad weeb noises*
Yes why did he say that
i too am a weeb
@@dealwithit8323 hello fellow weeb sister/brother/non-binary pal
Hello fellow Weebs!
Hello fellow weebs. Glad I can finally truly say that. :)
In Finland, every letter is pronounced same way as they are written.
finnish language is hard even for me and i was born and lived my whole life here🇫🇮
finnish do be weird
Hey, you lived in there your whole lives. I had to learn it when I was adopted....
Ef ii en ell ei en dee
Exact same thing in Spanish
5:10 as a Finnish person, can confirm. That is exactly what it means and it’s glorious.
So since I’m graduating the school that I’m going to and going to a different one. So we were allowed to put quotes “20 years I see myself...”
And we got to choose whatever we want. And me and my friends made a bet that I wouldn’t put it as “Dog water mayonnaise”
*That was the easiest $5 I’ve ever made.*
Hol up
7:08 : *exists*
Me, a German: *confused screaming*
Me, a Thai person: more confused screaming
I dont remember the nuclear code....
Souce???
#344322 I FOUND THE SOURCE!
@@rodrigotm1461 GIB?
"Abolish gender. Establish chaos."
That just sounds like me and the girls at 3am on a rampage throughout Beacon
This sounded so familiar to me until I looked at you pfp then it all made sense😭
I love all emkay hosts but to be honest,I really miss damien and his sweet wheeze :')
He has his own channels. Look up deelee or Damien lee
We all do
Damien, Robin, and Lexi are my top three as they all make me smile the most
@@randomotter6346 as I said, :")
@@spectacularboiyt1133 nostalgia be like
"Another 15 years added to the Queen's life"
So about that
oooo yeah so uh-
*rip*
This man is like the glue that makes this whole channel beautiful
Yep, a white sticky glue 😉
@@chara2416 I knew it someone was going to say this
glue isn't usually edible though...
4:09
A few seconds after I had shown that joke to my dad(he, of course, laughed),he asked me "Is Olive Garden still alive?" and I resonded with "I guess so, if it wasn't the plants wouldn't grow". And he laughed.
ah yes another day of suffering.
P E R F E C T I O N
imagine being this early for an Emkay video
it’s always worth it
Could never be me
So true
Could be me
I’m going to be honest,I thought Peach and Daisy were best friends and I didn’t even know that they were related
Imagine if they made a podcast, that would be amazing
They have one
Its just the videos without visuals tjo
taste the rainbow...
with our all-new skittles parrot! twice the candy, twice the meat! and more importantly... thrice the screams!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 212 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
get to the year cap and hope
Pog
Ok bot
Shut up
hsherbdjehsj
Ah, yes, my two favorites, r/cursedcomments and r/technicallythetruth in one day
0:53 Gernade Canyon
nobody:me when sees specific images *(insert music name here) intensifies*
This is the reason I woke up, for cursed
One day he's gonna read an actual cursed comment and summon a demon
"Freddie mercury wasnt a royal" I think ul find he was queen
6:26, IMO, the best way to get back at bullies has to be classic, Cartman's Chili method is my preferable way.
That episode was so messed up oh my god
Clicked so fast i broke my thumb
Ouch better get that check on
oh no 👎 thumbs down for your loss of your thumb bones
same
6:32
1:07 i like how that kid took the screenshot at half to 2 in the morning
1:17 I’m an Aries, so what then? Am I the god of war now? Or is there a ram lodged in my throat? The world may never know.
The only cursed comments I could make is when I place satanic curses hidden within my quotes to posses some guy named fred
Ikr
4:40 if I went back in time enough my ancestors would sacrifice me to the gods
1:48 bro he just unsubscribed
This was the best in a while
my life is a bruh moment
Never before have I related to a comment so much
Same
*ayo same bud*
same
The 1997 July the 4th part reminds me about how one time me and my dad played hide and seek on July 4th. It’s been 5 years and I still haven’t found him. Damn, he has a good hiding spot.
Guillotines sometimes weren't sharp enough to **cut once and done** and it would result in having to lift it back up and do it again multiple times, so like if you went back to the medieval times and got on the town's death row you have 3 options, find a way to get out of death row, suggest that they have you "hangout" for a while, or hope that they got a new **chopper**
Ive been waiting for this video for so long!
Just want you to know that Emkay never fails to bring me out of a depressive fugue...
10:22
did not age well my friend.....
I think the queen Absorb the wrong soul
@@PointFearor maybe someone else absorbed her soul
4:54 and when I go into the store murdering everyone to buy undertale genocide i “deserve a death sentence”
9:00 anyone gonna talk how it was made 31 years ago-
It is 100% legal across the entire country, for all women to go topless. Anywhere that a man can be topless. Beaches, parks & even mowing your front lawn. In Canada 🤗🇨🇦
yall lucky
Is it common for women there to be without shirt in public?
I finna get a ticket to Canada
I've seen it too
I go to Canada
10:14
note: _for none weebs_ that means "you are already dead"
4:11 I curse you for puting this image in my head, and god for cursing me with great imagination
I think Emkay is becoming more cursed than the comments
1:36 And thus reveals how Lisa: The Painful began.
Fun fact: Peach and Daisy have never been officially confirmed by Nintendo to be related in any way. It's a common misconception based upon speculation from internet nerds. Much like how Mario and Luigi don't have a last name despite people claiming that their last name is "Mario".
more of this please i have seen them all and i crave more
4:48
Let's just hope he doesn't buy Wolfenstein
Girl: "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on" what we actually mean is "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on and not be ogled at, get creepy comments and be verbally and possiblely even sexually assaulted just because I'm female." Its about the preadatory behavior that's normalized around a females body.
Who said shirtless men dont get abused? HMMMMM????
*pantless
Jasper: *Cursed Laughing as pouring bleach in her eyes*
Metal Jasper: Ok now thats how to not see cursed comments
I hope reddit is never going to change as it can get cursed as Fuck very fast in a great way,thanks r/Cursedcomments!
bro finnally im been waiting for curssedcomments
The fact that Robin doesn't know how to pronounce "omae wa mou shindeiru" belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating
NGL that bird is beautiful
And maybe it tastes like Skittles..
i was waiting for this
The moment I saw the first post I knew this will be good.
10:30
Oh... oh god, moistcr1tikal's song "Skynut" is going to become a reality
0:24 Oil or boil
Having a bad day. This made it soooo much better
4:16 I’m not getting chocked I’m getting crushed
“Daisy is Peach’s Cousin”
That is ...uh... not true though I have no doubt some old comic or translation says otherwise. Currently, however, they are unrelated
Want to know something the same about dark humor and make a wish kids?
They never get old...
Nothing like watching emkay on your birthday
10:42
Guy1: Hey man, how goes it?
Guy2: It’s going pretty well, how about you? How was your weekend?
Guy1: It was nice, with the time off from work I could spend time with my kids, really nice to bond with them, I wanna be a part of their lives
Guy2: Hey man, I already know your kids love that you’re a part of their lives, hopefully the family of the kids made from what you’re giving do as good as you do
Guy1: Thanks man
Guy2: No problem
Petition to make Robin watch Attack on Titan:
Yes
10:08
Me being an actual weeb and saying most of these words: confusedconfusingconfusion
“Freddie mercury wasnt a royal, was he”
The name of his band: am i a joke to you
Fun fact: women weren't burned for witchcraft 1000 years ago, but 500. 1000 years ago there were still many pagans so you'd most likely be consecrated as a valuable sage depending on the society you chose
7:10 I get what you did there
5:39
*pulls out Joker’s mask from Persona 5*
So the ability to have a harem?
@@LilyWater84
More like the ability to get beaten up by a harem
*pulls out stone mask*
3:52
They didn't specify what kind of happy so just show up trigger happy
"Another 15 years added to the queen's life."
How fucking long has it been??
A tad sad that robin doesn't plan on watch attack on titan, but I don't plan on harrasing people just to get them to watch a god damn anime.
Fun fact: pelicams can take their spine out of their mouth
R/teehee
Interesting a bird camera 🐦📷
It cost you nothing to remind me of this fact why have you done this.
Finally bird jerky
@@Feezee223 because it is what i do, also, this notification will remind you again
If a rainbow colored bird tastes like skittles, a white bird should taste like vanilla, and a brown bird should taste like-
Yep, this video has increased my appetite.
Attack on titan is an amazing anime! You should watch it.
If you like general douch baggery sure
@@taspy809 And mass genocide along with watching the main character turn into hitler and the ending was ducking shit
what anime is that at 1:27?
kaguya sama, love is war. (the pictures are from season 2 but you get the idea)
@@LilyWater84 thanks I have yet to get around watching both seasons.
Lmao glad to see my post
i have never laughed harder at cursed comments XD
its kind of insane how many views and comments there are within 5 minutes of posting
WHY ARE THE SUBTITLES RUSSIAN LMFAO 💀💀💀
This just gave "taste the rainbow" a whole new meaning.
Your random little comments just make this so much better.
First
Uhh no...
No
Robin looking a AOT: "I've never seen that show and I never plan on it."
Me: "裏切り"
5:49 anyone who’s seen mask knows that the mask is the most powerful character ever
5:38 The Mask of Loki is the obvious choice since it allows you defy the laws of reality.
That last one took me a sec for some reason. I should know the internet by now.
He should have said “no no, he’s got a point” at 5:34
6:08 time for school
just realized this was posted on my birthday