I thought about sperm's behavior in space, and came to the conclusion that, since they are living things, they'll shoot off in the direction you nutted, after which they'll start swimming in random directions before they die of hypothermia. So it's basically like a shotgun blast. It's just my theory, but hopefully someone actually tests this.
Ah, Hand of Blood. Noone knows where he gets the props but it's really cool to see the costumes especially in Hitman where he changes it every time Agent 47 does
Fun fact: The hole in the speaker is so that the air behind the speaker driver has somewhere to go when the driver is moving and makes the speakers sound more bassy.
2:55 these are called (among other things) 'bass reflexes' or 'ports'. theyre used to equalise the air pressure produced by the sound waves inside the box with the outside. basically the two types of speaker systems are sealed and ported speaker systems, each with its pros and cons. :)
Fun fact! Tumors *can" grow teeth, they can also grow other sediment deposits like nails and hair! I can't remember the exact science behind it, I only vaguely covered the subject when I was getting my certifications to be a PCT.
I've made countless comment replies over the years about all sorts of things like how to butcher a human, how to store human meat, how to skin a human, the differences between a deer and a human, how to "properly" dispose of a corpse, so on and so forth. Some of the information is genuine, others is total bs that I make sound legit. I have no desire to harm anyone or anything, I just get too curious for my own good and kind of like freaking people out. I can say from experience that bringing up corpse disposal in person really gets most people freaked out.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja ye when i bring up how to kill people and stuff people always get all weird like you don't know how to make acid out of hand soap and then melt the bones
@@TDae. There are so many ways to take care of the bones. It just depends on how you disposed of the rest of the corpse. If you disposed of it via hog(s), they will get rid of almost everything but the bone and maybe some random bits. Take those and boil them until the meat/etc falls off the bone. Feed the meat to the hog(s) or dispose of it in some other manner. When all you have is bones to take care of, if you have the equipment, you could grind them into bonemeal and apply it to your garden or sell it to some neighbor who loves to garden. Claim it to be from deer or something and that you have already applied enough to your garden or you don't like to garden. It could also be spread over a few acres or more of random woodland or metered into a river, not too much at a time. You could probably rig up a leaf blower using the venturi effect to better disperse the bonemeal, assuming you can grind it to a fine powder or have a leaf blower strong enough to pick up what meal you have.
3:00 Those holes are called ports and to understand what's going on let's start with the problem of putting a woofer in a box. Pressure. The pressure resisting the movement of the woofer is greater when it is mounted in a box
"What if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life". Ok so going by that logic, i have arachnophobia and claustrophobia so i was trapped in an enclosed space and was killed by a bunch of venomous spiders. Thanks now i won't be able to sleep.
Hmm I fear loud noises like from fireworks for example I fear spiders, clowns hmm what else really small dark creepy rooms and speaking out loud . Yeah I fear too much to know what happened in my past life.....
@@curseds0ldier For long words it could have been a cult sacrifice, because there are still cults. Someone coulda been chanting some sorta Satanism bullshit and stabbed the person with said phobia to death as a sacrifice to the underworld.
9:51 I've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing, but that Skipper impression is amazing. I mean even if it's not exactly accurate, you eliminated your accent and put emotion into it and that's cool
@@lizziestired So there was this ancient method of execution was scaphism, where the victim would be fed and covered in milk and honey and than left out tied up between 2 boats to fester. As time went on, insects and other disgusting creatures would come to devour the victim. So it is quite possible that you were tied up, covered in honey, left out in the sun, and had a fly lay it’s eggs in you, only for those to develop into maggots that than ate you inside out.
3:39 and this is why I don't believe animals should be given human names, especially if you plan to eat them. My father bought a cow named Kimmy but named her calf Tasty cuz that's what she was gonna be.
12:16 this man is actually all better now! He was operated on for several hours and is making a full recovery, in fact, after the surgery, he was able to see his mother's face for the first time in over 10 years. The CZcams channel the whole video is from is South China Morning Post which does not exclusively cover events in china, but also quite a number of other countries and events gaining traction there or stories that need to be told. Videos always have english wording and subtitles.
HandOfBlood actually has an entire room full of costumes and - yes - we also wonder where the hell he got those outfits. He also made a couple sketches to promote games he got sponsored by. And they are GREAT.
12:21 if anyone’s wondering, this man actually has got several operations that went successful, and now he is living with his mother and is running a small shop!
12:03 I actually watched that video before this. After multiple, difficult operations, the surgeons managed to get him upright. I think he lived like that for 20 years. Amazing story, and you really get the feels when they interview his mother. And his reaction to seeing her for the first time in years...I won't spoil it. ;)
"What if your phobias are how you died in your past life" I have nyctophobia, trypophobia, and acrophobia By that logic, I fell into a very dark 50 ft hole and died
He should say " Hi, I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back, remember that crack is whack, but let's get back on track ". I took 10 minutes to think of that.
Well... I do believe in reincarnation and I do have memories of what is supposedly my past life, including the death scene. The way I died was via hanging (myself) deep in quiet dark woods. Well, I hate things around my neck (I've learned to control this fear for the most part), I hate when the nature gets quiet, and I HAVE to escape woods before dark. I can't camp in the woods.
mine would probably be jumping off a cliff into water and dying in deep water, since my main fears are heights and water where i cant reach with my leg anymore
Thanks EmKay! I love you guys you have really helped with my sleep =D I have start falling asleep while watching I see this as an absolute win. SO TYSM
This is peak emkay content. Has an intro, doesn’t stop abruptly after the posts, and the fanart is at the end of the video, so it doesn’t distract from the content.
12:28 don’t worry, after quite a few surgeries this man is now upright again and wants to open a small business to support his mom, who took care of him for many years :)
I'm a danganronpa fan...for context spoilers for v3 if you read this My 6am alarm is kokichi saying morning sleepy head... 7:18 is when my alarm went off
THE HOLE IS A VENT The speaker itself moves like a diaphragm - when it goes backwards, it changes the air pressure in the "box" it's contained in, so designers put a hole there to let the pressure even out. However, if the hole is in the back of the speaker, and you put it right up against the wall, that can screw with the acoustics, so they put it in the front!
Storytime(today) *me feeling really sick. * Mom:might be migrene or something was up with the food Me:I might have used my phone too much... My eyes also hurt a little... Mom: *impossible*
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 213 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
“My teeth are so white they started taking others peoples land” really caught me off guard. I can’t stop laughing-
my teeth are so black that they are starting to get turned into slaves
@@TDae. oh my-
@@TDae. oh god jesus-
@@TDae. Me With Yellow Teeth:Tf am I?? A Simpson???
@@brenleigh._.3214 me with no teeth:what side am I on
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He’s the Jack, The snack that smells bacc.
‘Smell back’ what
Repost.
I would eat him. hey, Anybody got the soy sauce?
**smells you back*
*sniff*
"I spent 50 hours buried alive in a coffin, go watch!"
Jack: *"* *5* *0* *y* *e* *a* *r* *s* *.* *"*
S t o l e n
C o m m e n t
@@thegamingsnail5119
w h o
c a r e s
@Aquarius Production2 bruh, why are you so butthurt about someone saying another thing as another person
@@thegamingsnail5119 and @The Lazy. One s h u t u p
@@femnems d e f i n a t l y n o t y o u r m o m
I like how Jack has just accepted the fact people fall asleep to these videos (or just close their eyes)
True
I'm watching this at 12 am
What would you want me to do
Ok who doesnt.
Too relaxing
Listening to people talk who caused war crimes and stuff
Ok but how are his penguin voices so gooood
MrBeast: I spent 50 hours inside a coffin, go watch!
Jack: how about.. *50 years?*
"I just bought this whole retirement home!"
@@thegamingsnail5119 someone's about to get their rocks off
My grandfather 50 ha what about 70 years
Well it will happen soon :)
Id laugh if you werent a gacha kid
If it ain't sexual or murderous, it's apparently not cursed enough for this subreddit anymore.
uH iTs fUrRy nOt fUrY
Well at least the comment up there got more votes then you and where in the fuck are you high
@@jkreindeer564 ?
@@possiblymatt7970 furry mc flurry
Delicious
I thought about sperm's behavior in space, and came to the conclusion that, since they are living things, they'll shoot off in the direction you nutted, after which they'll start swimming in random directions before they die of hypothermia. So it's basically like a shotgun blast. It's just my theory, but hopefully someone actually tests this.
Why do you think like this
@@matthewhart2488 All questions, no matter how weird, must not be left unanswered.
@@badzombies2003 well I'm more wondering the thought process behind the question not weather it should be answered or not.
@@badzombies2003 Correct
Bruh how you gonna nut in space
Ah, Hand of Blood. Noone knows where he gets the props but it's really cool to see the costumes especially in Hitman where he changes it every time Agent 47 does
True
Fun fact: The hole in the speaker is so that the air behind the speaker driver has somewhere to go when the driver is moving and makes the speakers sound more bassy.
Seems like the speaker does not like getting it from the back
I am in awe that someone actually wrote a fact after "fun fact"
This is correct.
It's the speakers blowhole.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja oh so surely it can blow.. nevermind
jack: i’m jack, the snack that smiles back
me eating goldfish:
Oop-
**screams**
Oh shit-
*screams loudly*
Hey! So that’s what happened to my fish
2:55 these are called (among other things) 'bass reflexes' or 'ports'. theyre used to equalise the air pressure produced by the sound waves inside the box with the outside. basically the two types of speaker systems are sealed and ported speaker systems, each with its pros and cons. :)
These are called among us
Daddy Dearest: *is dying *
Boyfriend: * *Aggressive beep boops noises* *
BoyFriend: *I am not afraid to beep one more time b*tch*
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
People with Anatidaephobia: *hold on*
People with scopophobia: what the!?
i have a fear of cockroaches
@Λʟκαʟεz lol
They were bored to death during a speech
Me, who has autophobia: um...
Is anatidaephobia the fear of death?
Fun fact! Tumors *can" grow teeth, they can also grow other sediment deposits like nails and hair! I can't remember the exact science behind it, I only vaguely covered the subject when I was getting my certifications to be a PCT.
You mean a teratoma?
They are the result of pluripotent cells being weird.
*whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy*
@@cloud1973 The human body is a fascinating and disgusting thing
@@jamesevans1176 *i want to s c r e e c h*
Thats honestly such a weird fact and terrifying to know, like, "Oh hey! You have *TEETH IN YOUR TUMOR-"*
I wish i had a brain tumour so my brain can just stop so i dont remember this anymore
"what if your phobia is based on how you died in a past life"
Me who has a phobia of butterflies : *que*
12:50 why...... did that knida sound like.......... Micky.... Mouse?
There are two kinds of cursed comments: too obvious and too edgy with no shock value, and subtle ones that make you think that are actually shocking
I've made countless comment replies over the years about all sorts of things like how to butcher a human, how to store human meat, how to skin a human, the differences between a deer and a human, how to "properly" dispose of a corpse, so on and so forth. Some of the information is genuine, others is total bs that I make sound legit. I have no desire to harm anyone or anything, I just get too curious for my own good and kind of like freaking people out. I can say from experience that bringing up corpse disposal in person really gets most people freaked out.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja ye when i bring up how to kill people and stuff people always get all weird like you don't know how to make acid out of hand soap and then melt the bones
@@TDae. There are so many ways to take care of the bones. It just depends on how you disposed of the rest of the corpse. If you disposed of it via hog(s), they will get rid of almost everything but the bone and maybe some random bits. Take those and boil them until the meat/etc falls off the bone. Feed the meat to the hog(s) or dispose of it in some other manner. When all you have is bones to take care of, if you have the equipment, you could grind them into bonemeal and apply it to your garden or sell it to some neighbor who loves to garden. Claim it to be from deer or something and that you have already applied enough to your garden or you don't like to garden. It could also be spread over a few acres or more of random woodland or metered into a river, not too much at a time. You could probably rig up a leaf blower using the venturi effect to better disperse the bonemeal, assuming you can grind it to a fine powder or have a leaf blower strong enough to pick up what meal you have.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Noted.
Jack
The snack that smiles back
He's gonna cut out your spine
From your back
I'm bad at poems
And can rarely rhyme
Jack
The snack that smiles back.
We both suck at it.
Fuck rhymes.
Yes.
Jack
The snack that smiles back
He's got a knack that can't slack
But it works
From Time to time
(Better add this)
When you said: “He’s gonna cut your spine From your back”
*I FELT THAT! 😢😭😱🥺😞😫😫😩😰😥😓*
"Jack the snack the smiles back" Cannibalism as always
3:00 Those holes are called ports and to understand what's going on let's start with the problem of putting a woofer in a box. Pressure. The pressure resisting the movement of the woofer is greater when it is mounted in a box
I was watching grown up dora and she said 'oh no' as this video popped up💀
Loool
69 likes lol. Oops not anymore
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Perfect timing
Adult Dora?
"What if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life". Ok so going by that logic, i have arachnophobia and claustrophobia so i was trapped in an enclosed space and was killed by a bunch of venomous spiders. Thanks now i won't be able to sleep.
what if you have nrasobphobia?
Wasn't there also this this fear from long words. How did that happen? Did he get killed by a book?
Hmm I fear loud noises like from fireworks for example I fear spiders, clowns hmm what else really small dark creepy rooms and speaking out loud . Yeah I fear too much to know what happened in my past life.....
@@yoonkookminbtsarmy4948 wow, one of your past lives must have ended with a bang
@@curseds0ldier For long words it could have been a cult sacrifice, because there are still cults. Someone coulda been chanting some sorta Satanism bullshit and stabbed the person with said phobia to death as a sacrifice to the underworld.
Don't worry Jack, I won't leave you.
In fact, I'm outside your house at this very moment.
you’ll go up
like him
FBI open up
Technically, everyone not in his house, is outside his house
"Your phobias are how you died in a past life"
Me with genophobia: 😃
People with Aibohphobia
Me with homophobia
Memento Mori
@@th989-l2h hold up-
Me with virginitiphobia
7:10
Trypophobic people: The holes have come for me
That sounded wrong...
No, no, no,
*I came for the holes*
@@meganbenson1478 Indeed it did, but your profile pic so much worse
@@lainey._. Almost as bad as Ninja Phineas wondering what way he is facing.
@@curseds0ldier in*
A lot of people say "Oh no" when they encounter me deep in the woods
hmmmmmm
hi bigfoot
What a bold faced lie. We know you don't encounter allot of people and most of the ones you do, are busy failing to take pictures of you.
Ooo.. *pulls out dong and waves it around*
@@NotSoCrazyNinja bruhh
9:51 I've kind of gotten used to this sort of thing, but that Skipper impression is amazing. I mean even if it's not exactly accurate, you eliminated your accent and put emotion into it and that's cool
“What if your phobias are based how u died in a past life?”
Me with a phobia of clowns: S T O P
-Cries in Lepidopterophobia-
My friend has homophobia
I'm questioning that accusation
Ooh, death by Tricky the clown
@@Mj-hj3sb * heavy breathing *
@@ginamillondaga9598 you died cuz of butterflies/moths?
Idk
7:09
*”what if your phobias are based of how you died in a past life”*
Me with trypophobia: *confused screaming*
Did you die in a cheese grater ?
I have a phobia of white works ( specifically maggots) how tf did maggots kill me
@@lizziestired So there was this ancient method of execution was scaphism, where the victim would be fed and covered in milk and honey and than left out tied up between 2 boats to fester. As time went on, insects and other disgusting creatures would come to devour the victim. So it is quite possible that you were tied up, covered in honey, left out in the sun, and had a fly lay it’s eggs in you, only for those to develop into maggots that than ate you inside out.
@@matthewcron8842 I didn’t want that picture in my head
@@matthewcron8842 well it seems like you were the torturer
when ur so ealry the kids who bless ur family are still packing their bags
lol
@@jeremy.90210 are they here yet?
@@sudarshanthehuman772 nope
@@jeremy.90210 k
anybody reading this comment i wish their family
SHALL BE SACRIFICED TO SATAN
3:39 and this is why I don't believe animals should be given human names, especially if you plan to eat them. My father bought a cow named Kimmy but named her calf Tasty cuz that's what she was gonna be.
2:19 it's a flashback to the old days of minecraft when enderman had green eyes
““your death will not be in vain Chloe.” *starts grilling*” 3:51
Then you throw the beef on with Chloe
Wheres the Heroin Komrade
Big mac
2:39 I didn’t think it was possible, but a fart joke actually made me laugh. 😅
12:16 this man is actually all better now! He was operated on for several hours and is making a full recovery, in fact, after the surgery, he was able to see his mother's face for the first time in over 10 years. The CZcams channel the whole video is from is South China Morning Post which does not exclusively cover events in china, but also quite a number of other countries and events gaining traction there or stories that need to be told. Videos always have english wording and subtitles.
HandOfBlood actually has an entire room full of costumes and - yes - we also wonder where the hell he got those outfits. He also made a couple sketches to promote games he got sponsored by. And they are GREAT.
0:06 as someone who lives in Kosovo, I can confirm that the cat has commited a LOT of war crimes
What the fuck are you doing with cats down there
Косово је Србија
Wait how are you still alive... why did you say that now the cat is gonna come after you!!!!!!
Seems like I have to inform The BIG CAT about you
@@reverse9167 no, NO! not the BIG CAT! anything but that
Fun fact: 8+9 is 17
No it's not
Yep
Ow shit who could have guessed
いつ ろおンす そ おんぐ
lmao
12:21 if anyone’s wondering, this man actually has got several operations that went successful, and now he is living with his mother and is running a small shop!
7:32 finally a use of having a sibling
🤓
Here in Germany Handofblood is an absolute legend
But, as that guy mentioned, he should really stay away from Wolfenstein.
Indeed
12:03 I actually watched that video before this. After multiple, difficult operations, the surgeons managed to get him upright. I think he lived like that for 20 years. Amazing story, and you really get the feels when they interview his mother. And his reaction to seeing her for the first time in years...I won't spoil it. ;)
ive also seen that video and it was honestly so amazing i’m so happy all the operations went well for him
7:12
*Kokichi had claustrophobia, remember guys*
4:36 if you cook it will no longer be in raww
"What if your phobias are how you died in your past life"
I have nyctophobia, trypophobia, and acrophobia
By that logic, I fell into a very dark 50 ft hole and died
In that case, I'll fall from the heaven's.
Scoleciphobia?
Casadastraphobia?
I have social phobia. So someone propably killed me. Yikes
Spheksophobia and arachnophobia, so I was stung and then i got bitten by a spider and fucking died
In that case I fell while being bit by a snake and touched by a worm
After almost three decades, the folded guy received surgery to straighten his spine, so he's okay now.
0:58 DON'T FORGET WW2 AND HITLER JOKES
“I spent 50 years buried alive in a coffin”
Brooo sameeeee
You escaped too?
@@kingcharlesFrench yeah same with my dad
he did go back in after a while though, have t seen him since
1:38
Get back in your coffin MrBeast, we don't need a zombie apocalypse.
Not yet at least
Did anyone else notice that Lexi said 50 years?
@@Mikewolv007 no but i did notice Jack saying it 😂
Turn on the stove. Yes
It will save lives
Sounds kinda asian in this context
the stove just warms the cat
It will kill it if you put it high enough
*put the stove on they said, the cat won’t die they said*
He should say " Hi, I'm Jack, the snack that smiles back, remember that crack is whack, but let's get back on track ". I took 10 minutes to think of that.
“Friday Night Furneral” caught me off guard the most as someone who adores fnf a ton.
If my fear is the way I died in my past life then I probably died by falling from a high alone
I can understand why you are scared of tripping out alone, it can be some real existential stuff.
Well... I do believe in reincarnation and I do have memories of what is supposedly my past life, including the death scene. The way I died was via hanging (myself) deep in quiet dark woods. Well, I hate things around my neck (I've learned to control this fear for the most part), I hate when the nature gets quiet, and I HAVE to escape woods before dark. I can't camp in the woods.
Press 'Y' to same
mine would probably be jumping off a cliff into water and dying in deep water, since my main fears are heights and water where i cant reach with my leg anymore
Title: oh no
Me seeing emkay upload cursed comments: *oh hell YES*
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
Me with catoptrophobia: "i knew you could do it, you believed in yourself, and you did it!"
Thanks EmKay! I love you guys you have really helped with my sleep =D I have start falling asleep while watching I see this as an absolute win. SO TYSM
4:15 PM: How to talk to girls
7:38 PM: How to unpregnant cousin
The FBI agent reading this: *removes shades* 👁️👄👁️
I think you skipped a few steps
Did i skip a page?
@Tika Putri no
3:18 In Germany we say: Ehre Alla!
Ehre Alla
9:31 I recognize her, it’s Emilia from RE:ZERO for anyone who doesn’t know
8:44 has litterlt execly same voice as sonic LMAO İ LOVE İT
8:29
Whenever I hear the phrase “Emo Boy” I just think of that furry “Emo Boy” animation meme
I get reminded of that one edit of Shuichi and Kokichi
Fun fact: The “Emo vs Goose” video’s title change to “Emo vs duck”
0:12 Did you just call me a phenomenon of increasingly severe withdrawal symptoms?
Jack: Jack, in the crack that smiles back.
Me: Jack who's voice is a crack.
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!💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候1
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If there's a phobia of flowers, that could only mean one thing...
...FLOWEY IS REAL
Anthophobia
Theres a phobia of holes, buttons and pretty much anything
fear of air?
@@explosion_tsar4449 Anemophobia, Ancraophobia, or Aerophobia.
I have a weird fear of stairs... Specifically ones without railings or stairs tht are pressed against a wall...
This is peak emkay content. Has an intro, doesn’t stop abruptly after the posts, and the fanart is at the end of the video, so it doesn’t distract from the content.
4:03 imagine the screaming all glass within a 400 square mile radius would be shattered
3:09 Gettin' freaky on a Friday night ;)
(Go man go-) *Wait a minute*
Gonna make a mods of this
@Adam Animatess no
@Adam Animatess I am horrible...correction,i don't know how to make mods,I said it was a joke
such an unexpected but great fnf moment
Me hearing him pronounce "Kosovo" so wrong:
Balkan languages are hard for the rest of the world to pronounce right, idk why xD
It made me cringe real hard
I’m from the Balkans and the moment he mispronounced it I yelled ITS KOSOVO out loud because it made me irritated.
@@aleksabanjevic8316 I personally rarely cringe but I feel you :D
@@oakthestick4265 omg yes, I was the same!!
@@oakthestick4265 we honestly have one of the best systems for reading, one letter=one sound, read it as it is written and write it as it is said
12:28 don’t worry, after quite a few surgeries this man is now upright again and wants to open a small business to support his mom, who took care of him for many years :)
I almost laughed out loud, at 12am at the first joke, and after that I kept almost laughing
There's a higher chance of a shiny baby if one of the parents is from another region
It's called Masuda method
Day one of random facts- all gold mines had gold in them at one time
If my phobias are based on how I died then I died without anyone around me and all by myself with no way to contact anyone
9:12 this becomes much worse when you realize that Hetalia, SatW, CountryHumans, ect. exist.
1:54, just wait till those thoughts become true
5:48
"Oh hi, Tom!"
"MOM!?"
I'm a danganronpa fan...for context
spoilers for v3 if you read this
My 6am alarm is kokichi saying morning sleepy head... 7:18 is when my alarm went off
I am also a Danganronpa fan,and I would just like to say *sighs*... oh no.
@@minty8160 I have found another danganronpa fan without being on a danganronpa video...
I'm so happy rn and idk why
Also yes *le sigh*
U hyped for Decadence?
@@minty8160 duh, I am soooo ready for it
@@lil_dozer
Hola fellow Danganronpa fan
Man, Jack's narrating is just off the fucking charts. Holy fuck, he's amazing.
14:00 - 14:12 That's the fastest I've ever went from being extremely emotional to chuckling to feeling like a horrible person
Holy shit Jack’s deep voice tho 💀
THE HOLE IS A VENT
The speaker itself moves like a diaphragm - when it goes backwards, it changes the air pressure in the "box" it's contained in, so designers put a hole there to let the pressure even out. However, if the hole is in the back of the speaker, and you put it right up against the wall, that can screw with the acoustics, so they put it in the front!
Linda:aww the cats on the stove a little warm spot
Sam: *Light it, Linda*
13:18 me: *eats the carrot because I like carrots* “so what kind of death do I get?”
Jigsaw: “WHAT THE FUCK!!!???”
And he pulls out another carrot and eats it with you
@@chewycornell wholesome ending
Where the fuck??!!
Master Oogway approves this video
Why is ur pfp not master Oogway tho
@@MicroClarence because, pfp cult
The milk man also approves.
@@masteroogwayfortubbo8538 hello, hallo, konichiwa, Hola, bonjour
@@xplrc bro wtf have you been doing with my mom
1:03 dont forget the hitler jokes!
6:55
Child friendly russian roulette
1:37 hours XD
So I did heard that correctly.
2:29
Had water in my mouth
Had*
4:48
Casually dropping a time stamp for my fav part
“Your phobias are how you died in your past life.”
So, how do you die to get Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Getting hit by a dictionary?
i have too many phobias
Storytime(today)
*me feeling really sick. *
Mom:might be migrene or something was up with the food
Me:I might have used my phone too much... My eyes also hurt a little...
Mom: *impossible*
I- what?! You sure that is your mother 👀 I've never heard if such mother. You feelin okay though?
Yea took some aspirin. Still nauseous tho. Thanks for ur concerns, kind stranger in a random yt comment section 👍
You're welcome other stranger in CZcams section
@@zoegalaxygaming5326 so anyway u want some free candy in the back of my van there r also puppies and kittens
wait one of the comments was "maybe ur phobias are just how you died in a past life" I DIED BY A CATERPILLAR
**starts emitting a distress signal**
7:23 I knew I was valuable, which is what I would say if I still had kidneys, damn cats needing chew toys
I love how jack said 50 years instead of 50 hours. 1:35
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 213 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
How many times have you done this
@@harrynoone7013 at least 213
again
I support you in your journey.
@@cgillette7385 on thie channel. 200 more on jakes channel
CAT WITH THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT GOT ME HELP IM DYING
"My teeth are so white they started taking other people's land" was so hilarious to me, I dunno why.
12:20 if you were to watch this video, he actually got surgery and his condition was reversed. It was heartwarming.
Me:Does nothing while moms at work,
Door:Opens,
Me:(Chuckles) Im in danger