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  • Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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  • @sefilontheultamitetimelord7874

    To the beginning: "If there is a gap in society, only half will burn"

  • @polarizing5486
    @polarizing5486 Před 3 lety +474

    No one:
    Still no one:
    Boxes: *kinky time*

  • @insertname2919
    @insertname2919 Před 3 lety +810

    4:28 the most infuriating thing is that Robin read it from left to right

  • @thedorkknight9684
    @thedorkknight9684 Před 2 lety +41

    3:07 fun fact, Liam Neeson was actually somewhat of a danger on set for the phantom menace. He was trained in sword fighting for Rob Roy, and kept moving the lightsaber In new ways that weren't in the choreography.

  • @andriyuandres1293
    @andriyuandres1293 Před 3 lety +1841

    When robin said “I’ll talk to my girlfriend “ I laughed.

  • @dustyashes2509
    @dustyashes2509 Před 3 lety +434

    The fact that there are 55 comments when it only been out for a minute makes me happy and diaponted at the same time

    • @svenkrisenberg6684
      @svenkrisenberg6684 Před 3 lety +15

      I also get the feeling of diapontment

    • @zacharynotsorandom
      @zacharynotsorandom Před 3 lety +13

      Yes yes, the diapotment from this video is not even closely exaggerated

    • @purpleandgreenandpink
      @purpleandgreenandpink Před 3 lety +8

      Diapontment i th wost

    • @derreckreyes5384
      @derreckreyes5384 Před 3 lety +10

      @@svenkrisenberg6684 why are you guys insulting him for spelling a wrong word? i'm diaponted at peole on the inernet nowadays

    • @svenkrisenberg6684
      @svenkrisenberg6684 Před 3 lety +5

      @@derreckreyes5384 it’s called a meme, you wet almond

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +481

    Australia's back at it again with the cursed wildlife

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 Před 3 lety +234

    “Thumbnail comment”:”pocket snack”
    Me:”no.....POCKET RAKKS(plus peregrine mod and ghast call)!”🙃

  • @shibuskii9942
    @shibuskii9942 Před 3 lety +78

    As an Australian that huntsman is terrifying. it’s over twice the size of a normal huntsman which are usually really big

    • @SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk
      @SuspiciousSalmon-pk3sk Před 2 lety +1

      O-only twice????

    • @laayiv9449
      @laayiv9449 Před 2 lety +3

      Huntsmen are fine, they're actually pretty nice gents and are willing to support theocratic secessionist movements.

    • @user-ob1nm7lt2w
      @user-ob1nm7lt2w Před rokem

      @@laayiv9449 one got smashed by my sister I shot the baby and the spider who Impregnated her

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom Před rokem

      the bigger ones are actually less dangerous... the poisonous ones are small and fast

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před rokem

      Huntsman spiders have always scared the shit out of me

  • @hunny5407
    @hunny5407 Před 3 lety +59

    Emkay is chaotic evil
    EzPz is chaotic neutral
    Tlo_oly is chaotic good

    • @hmmm7794
      @hmmm7794 Před 3 lety +1

      What about The Click.

    • @SKtheMage
      @SKtheMage Před 3 lety +2

      @@hmmm7794 _Satwanic Evwil UwU_

    • @W0B0N
      @W0B0N Před 3 lety

      @@hmmm7794 What about Fake Jake?

    • @hmmm7794
      @hmmm7794 Před 3 lety

      @@W0B0N He's good.

    • @ICNHH
      @ICNHH Před 3 lety

      Gio Films (does he still do reddit vids?)
      Edit: forgot dark dom and long nail

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +170

    Humanity is beautiful sometimes

  • @Jake-in4wh
    @Jake-in4wh Před 3 lety +74

    9:57 Fun fact, this actually used to be the case, as it made sense, later people found out how the earth actually moved around the sun, and that the seasons were getting a bit fûcked up and at the wrong time of the year, so they stuck on two extra months.
    I’m pretty sure that’s what happened anyway, if anyone knows a bit more about it please feel free to let me know!

    • @dan32767
      @dan32767 Před 2 lety +4

      What have the Romans ever done for us?
      Edit: Actually they kinda copied the Egyptians but put their own flair on it (and added a leap year) - February was considered unlucky hence it is the shortest - Two months were inserted in the middle: July is named after the calendar's creator Julius Caesar and August after his adopted son (and future emperor) Augustus Octavian
      It has nothing to do with heliocentrism which was discovered first by the Greeks, revived by Copernicus, refined by Galileo, and proved using Newton's ideas

  • @Eriey3
    @Eriey3 Před 3 lety +14

    The lady at 1:27 is Susan Kuhnhausen and she is the most badass boss lady ever! She ended up strangling that piece of garbage hitman and killed him. She is a warrior and a fighter! The fact she took him down after being hit in the face with the hammer is wild! She is quoted saying “I didn’t choose his death I chose my life” which that quote breaks my heart because it still weighs on her that she took a life but I am inspired by her outlook ✊🏻 just wanted to bring her story more to light and share her name! Hell yeah Susan ❤️👏🏻

  • @silvercarroll2352
    @silvercarroll2352 Před 3 lety +872

    “It’s Robin and today we’re bobbin’... for cursed comments”
    Sorry, that was awful. I’ll show myself out.

  • @cmat911
    @cmat911 Před rokem +4

    9:43
    Another fun fact about spiders, their brain is so big that it doesn't fully fit in their head and spills out into their legs. I love spiders :)

  • @deputyrook6232
    @deputyrook6232 Před 3 lety +117

    me : "alright, australian wildlife, who wants to go to the main continents?"
    all of them after seeing the insanity of r/cursedcomments : "hell f*ckin nah, we're safe, here."

  • @steamninja1614
    @steamninja1614 Před 2 lety +5

    5:04 the guy eating the sausage

  • @lemonhoney172
    @lemonhoney172 Před 3 lety +23

    Queen: dying is gay
    Me: *guess I'll die*

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 3 lety +172

    "Why does the top one look happy and the bottom one surprised"
    Box1: wait- did you bring the condom?
    Box2: oh sorry I'll get it sis

  • @noellburnett5697
    @noellburnett5697 Před 3 lety +8

    7:30 OMFG I WAS ACTUALLY HOLDING A JAR OF PICKLES WHEN I HEARD THIS NO JOKE WTH

  • @sanderlytes
    @sanderlytes Před 2 lety +5

    8:17 "IT'S RAW"

  • @Jsrgaming123
    @Jsrgaming123 Před 3 lety +303

    Never been this early... I just happened to be done with my homework and I opened up yt

  • @PeterJamesVillegas
    @PeterJamesVillegas Před 3 lety +107

    Question for you guys: What's the most cursed things you've encountered?

    • @ekwnsb5676
      @ekwnsb5676 Před 3 lety +38

      some guy shitting aggressively while eating dry pasta and hummed Queen songs

    • @wysteria.
      @wysteria. Před 3 lety +18

      @@ekwnsb5676 do i want to ask

    • @snug7166
      @snug7166 Před 3 lety +11

      No, probably not

    • @colourblindchalk
      @colourblindchalk Před 3 lety +12

      @@ekwnsb5676 wh-wha- you know what I'm not gonna ask

    • @tastyyoylecake2069
      @tastyyoylecake2069 Před 3 lety +4

      a cursed thing

  • @renegadethesandwing02050

    10:15 is no one going to mention how perfect that imitation was

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 Před 3 lety +8

    4:30 dude buys a fridge and got a dishwasher.

  • @SamuraiVertHD
    @SamuraiVertHD Před rokem +4

    "Did you know pigeons die after sex? Well the one I f*cked did!"
    Ok Robin time to go outside...

  • @andrewthederp7971
    @andrewthederp7971 Před 3 lety +18

    9:02 this hit me right in the fucking heart because today I lost my hamster.
    I think he is somewhere in the house but searched everywhere :(

  • @Theplaneguy453
    @Theplaneguy453 Před 3 lety +13

    0:52 “soil composition: sand, gravel, and communism” -liberty prime, fallout 4

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy Před 3 lety +14

    1:38 - Not gonna lie this is totally a , before/after photo.

  • @itsmerafael6525
    @itsmerafael6525 Před 3 lety +5

    i was on a zoom meating and this hapend 9:14 they only hear the word sex
    the teacher is mad

  • @DivineFuryRose
    @DivineFuryRose Před rokem +3

    7:01 someone graffitis the words “penis girl” everywhere in my neighborhood. Who ever this man is, I thank you for making my day every time I go pass that stop sign

  • @noodleboy7662
    @noodleboy7662 Před 3 lety +219

    Me: Hey CZcams, how many comments are there?
    CZcams: Like....25.
    Me: Ok, can I see them?
    CZcams: Here's 5

  • @panickyk2300
    @panickyk2300 Před 3 lety +7

    "CZcams and 'whoops forgot lube" LMFAO that got me on the ground

  • @lanzjaredadlawan1560
    @lanzjaredadlawan1560 Před 2 lety +4

    5:47 is da best out of all of'em

  • @Astar..
    @Astar.. Před 3 lety +15

    EmKay:uploads the video with the same(ish) profile picture and name twice
    7K People : I feel like I have seen this but let’s watch it again

  • @chrismichaels6912
    @chrismichaels6912 Před 3 lety +8

    His shaggy impression is pretty good, wasn't expecting that.

  • @TheGroupChannell
    @TheGroupChannell Před 3 lety +3

    4:29 The way you read those panels, is cursed enough to make that guy's comment look like a tea party

  • @markmeyer6233
    @markmeyer6233 Před 3 lety +4

    7:20 this is so cursed

  • @furiousfear772
    @furiousfear772 Před 3 lety +15

    10:06 to whoever who didn't get this one.
    There were originally 10 months but then Julius Caesar added two more after his and his friend's name Julius -> July and Augutus -> August.
    Thus the joke that one who did it should be stabbed i.e., Julius Caesar who was stabbed

  • @typpsy8551
    @typpsy8551 Před 2 lety +3

    4:38 "I need a little more alcohol". You and me both

  • @tjrember
    @tjrember Před rokem +6

    0:30 this aged like milk

  • @aperson9007
    @aperson9007 Před rokem +2

    "Remember kids, dying is gay" She will never die in our hearts 💕

  • @Blobvisje
    @Blobvisje Před 3 lety +76

    Everyone's comment right now: 'CaN't bEliEvE I'm tHiS eArLY'

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +13

    Day 38 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

    • @rinnegan7292
      @rinnegan7292 Před 3 lety

      Damien has his own channel now

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety

      Rinnegan 729 I know. I was just saying, doing r/KidsAre*******Stupid would be a good time to bring back Damien’s videos of it, for he had previously covered the subreddit.

    • @rinnegan7292
      @rinnegan7292 Před 3 lety

      @@awesomestyles ok

  • @pinkninjamusic9898
    @pinkninjamusic9898 Před 3 lety +9

    Thank you so much EmKay! I LOVE watching your cursed comments videos! I love all of the announcers. Keep up the good work!
    Stay safe, stay happy, stay healthy to all you folks at EmKay!
    -Pinkninja

  • @MFlari
    @MFlari Před 2 lety +2

    10:36
    Shrimp, ham, and bacon.

  • @Neo-yc8wj
    @Neo-yc8wj Před 3 lety +5

    Okay I really want to clarify 9:58 these months were named this because they were the 7th 8th 9th and 10th month. Then Julius and Augustus Ceaser came and wanted a month of their own. hence July and August.

  • @politoed06
    @politoed06 Před 3 lety +4

    6:39 NO SIR YOU SHALL NOT

  • @justsomerando4905
    @justsomerando4905 Před 3 lety +3

    11:14
    Or scooby!
    😳

  • @crimn_terrr7782
    @crimn_terrr7782 Před 3 lety +4

    0:03
    levi: *intense sweating*

  • @Kat-yv5ye
    @Kat-yv5ye Před 3 lety +3

    10:55
    Me, who lives in las vegas: :(

  • @mistman_161
    @mistman_161 Před 3 lety +3

    "Apologize for the length of this one"
    I'm sorry for the length of this one, Robin

  • @Liminaial
    @Liminaial Před 2 lety +3

    7:50
    Samus
    Take the "am" out and put in first
    Am sus

  • @mosgoman
    @mosgoman Před 3 lety

    I love your videos so much

  • @computer8490
    @computer8490 Před 2 lety +1

    4:28 "A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it"
    -Bo Burnham

  • @thesxrynlxx2729
    @thesxrynlxx2729 Před 3 lety +3

    5:13 *guy drinking lemonade*

  • @beatato
    @beatato Před 3 lety +6

    1:15 he didn't help at all, I was fine doing the English book by myself and not crying.
    I'm not surprised my boyfriend despises him now after everything I've told him over half a decade later.

  • @MoonLight-zj8iu
    @MoonLight-zj8iu Před 2 lety

    Blockbuster and Cockthruster is probably the best thing I've heard all week

  • @Retzmag
    @Retzmag Před 3 lety +2

    9:25 imagine being arrested because you refuse to participate in a overly dramatic pinkey promise... -.-

    • @malikhanoo6915
      @malikhanoo6915 Před 10 měsíci +1

      "overly dramatic pinkey promise" stop being correct >:(

  • @DiegoideGetsNoBitches
    @DiegoideGetsNoBitches Před 3 lety +31

    Evan wong is a legend

  • @masterplayer1978
    @masterplayer1978 Před 3 lety +4

    4:28 who else got confused when he read the manga page left to right instead of right to left

  • @marsthemartian5649
    @marsthemartian5649 Před 3 lety

    Really needed this after messing up my class presentation lmao

  • @aidenb200
    @aidenb200 Před 3 lety +2

    I, personally enjoy watching and reading cursed comments

  • @bobsandvegana
    @bobsandvegana Před 3 lety +4

    6:34 what are you doing step raccoon

  • @ATM648
    @ATM648 Před 2 lety +3

    8:07
    GordonRamsMe

  • @jinxscorner8096
    @jinxscorner8096 Před 3 lety

    Your laugh and speach gives me life

  • @BentleySparksmusic
    @BentleySparksmusic Před 3 lety

    Me: * wants to sleep*
    Emkay: allow us to re-introduce ourselves

  • @notmaddie9108
    @notmaddie9108 Před 3 lety +3

    "I think I've got to talk with my girlfriend for a minute..." subtle flex Robin we see you

  • @glitchd4557
    @glitchd4557 Před rokem +3

    queen elizabeth - "Dying is gay!"
    um well how do we tell her about this

  • @thundergamer9554
    @thundergamer9554 Před 3 lety +1

    8:02 soooooooo nobody is gonna talk about how good that was?

  • @literallyjustheretocomment7321

    Emkay reading Manga incorrectly is indeed an R/MildlyInfuriating moment

  • @mmorgz6622
    @mmorgz6622 Před 3 lety +3

    7:10 XD holy shit that had me laughing

  • @grape6389
    @grape6389 Před 3 lety +6

    4:28
    *Robin reading the image from left to right*
    People that reads mangas:
    *visible anxiety*
    (I don't speak english as my first language, sorry if i spelled something wrong.)

  • @henrysutherland5292
    @henrysutherland5292 Před 3 lety

    this is the perfect birthday gift for me.

  • @raphaeldububuchim6983
    @raphaeldububuchim6983 Před 3 lety +1

    "At first I thought this was a before and after picture" I lost my shit

  • @juleswar1555
    @juleswar1555 Před 3 lety +8

    it's called a ratburger
    OOF

  • @Curvedalpha
    @Curvedalpha Před 3 lety +10

    “Hey guys I’m robin! What’s popin?”
    I humbly request this line please robin

  • @Atlas-ui9zy
    @Atlas-ui9zy Před 3 lety

    Me seeing a new emkay video: I forgot to check my notifications

  • @eschermcgearey4464
    @eschermcgearey4464 Před 3 lety +2

    Robin: I think I gotta go talk to my girlfriend
    Everyone: Hol-up
    Also Robin in his head: HA, jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend (cries internally)

  • @keqqinq
    @keqqinq Před 3 lety +4

    11:00 i live in vegas ;-;

  • @music-makes-my-ear-cum

    thanks for the length robbin 😩
    no need to apologize

  • @vestal3430
    @vestal3430 Před 2 lety +1

    7:43 hey, i saw that 20 years ago!

  • @yaboialphapsi-krieger2709
    @yaboialphapsi-krieger2709 Před 3 lety +11

    When robin read the manga from left to right.
    Weebs and Otakus: *Screaming*

    • @darrencoolman6972
      @darrencoolman6972 Před 3 lety +1

      Came to find this comment

    • @grat2304
      @grat2304 Před 3 lety +1

      As a proud weeb, who reads even porn I'm offended by way he reads this dojunin

    • @candydude68a9
      @candydude68a9 Před 3 lety

      And I still am looking for the sauce

  • @trashpanda9380
    @trashpanda9380 Před 3 lety +3

    Day 1 of asking Robin to start the video with "I'm the Robin that leaves you throbbin'"

  • @Buggsjustice
    @Buggsjustice Před 3 lety

    Dude I’m having a hard time breathing rn and I’ve been laughing at this

  • @rappah.experience
    @rappah.experience Před 3 lety +2

    2:45 the worst thing is that the slogan is releatable to me

  • @srabantibhattacharjee6289
    @srabantibhattacharjee6289 Před 3 lety +16

    He's backkkkkkkkkk it's our man robin and he's poppin

  • @gopniksaurolophus6354
    @gopniksaurolophus6354 Před 3 lety +29

    Hears Robin
    Me: *BRING OUT THE NAZI POSTS*

  • @timmyda1st191
    @timmyda1st191 Před 3 lety

    I like every video i see just to make sure i dont see another one again, but i just end up watching thrm again xD

  • @AverageAwesomeDude
    @AverageAwesomeDude Před 2 lety

    that was a great Shaggy impression

  • @retardederaser418
    @retardederaser418 Před 3 lety +4

    why does every cursed comment mostly when they see a cute animal they say "snack"

  • @notlock4565
    @notlock4565 Před 3 lety +15

    I know this may be completely unrelated but it’s November now so I can legally have hot chocolate and I just had a glass with a huge marshmallow that melted so fast it was amazing.

    • @woofwoof9796
      @woofwoof9796 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s lovely. I too would like to try just that. I can now legally wear coats outside and it’s fun

    • @neptune7872
      @neptune7872 Před 3 lety

      oh my god yes I love hot chocolate but where I’ve been it’s been legal for a while, since early Oct.
      Also did you say glass? I’ve never seen someone drink hot cocoa out of a glass before.

    • @rapogirl1391
      @rapogirl1391 Před 3 lety +1

      I remember last year my library gave out hot chocolate and cookies.
      Bunch of little kids around the librarian and then there's me, some 18 year old giantess towering over them.
      Grabbed two cups and two cookies and ran.

  • @jinan_mohd3719
    @jinan_mohd3719 Před 3 lety

    Love yall
    This is the best content lmao

  • @albuseisenhorn3385
    @albuseisenhorn3385 Před 2 lety

    that angelic Kronk voice was so on point

  • @jonastrindade7294
    @jonastrindade7294 Před 3 lety +3

    11:20
    Brazil
    😐

  • @notagoomba7298
    @notagoomba7298 Před 3 lety +4

    title correction: *YOU* cant eat him

    • @thediamondpro5050
      @thediamondpro5050 Před 3 lety +2

      why would you eat it first when you can fuck it to add more flavour

  • @GoldemNecro
    @GoldemNecro Před rokem +1

    10:15 THE SHAGGY VOICE WAS PERFECT AND HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulkindler3122
    @paulkindler3122 Před 2 lety +1

    The :( hm sound at 7:36 was kinda cute

  • @DiabloRedfox
    @DiabloRedfox Před 3 lety +3

    4:28 weebs who realised he read it wrong...
    Edit: The sauce is Hardwired Girl

  • @Preyfr60
    @Preyfr60 Před 3 lety +4

    You'll never have to apologize to put a bit more content than usual.
    When you make a 9:30 video, then yes.