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  • @FuryousD
    @FuryousD Před 3 lety +3782

    "When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned" they forgot to add the last option of or she thinks you're gay.

    • @luthient2605
      @luthient2605 Před 3 lety +282

      Plot twist you're a lesbian

    • @Zennahoy
      @Zennahoy Před 3 lety +271

      or she hasn't noticed you outside her window

    • @easypete3630
      @easypete3630 Před 3 lety +81

      this comment section is pure gold

    • @nikolasmad9340
      @nikolasmad9340 Před 3 lety +84

      or she can see the gun and does what ever u say

    • @polarbear6847
      @polarbear6847 Před 3 lety +52

      Or she knows your gay

  • @blubloxx6948
    @blubloxx6948 Před 3 lety +5900

    *_breaking news!_*
    _man is late for gay, gets sacrificed_

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Před 3 lety +132

      This "is late for gay" meme is just so funny for me

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re Před 3 lety +41

      @@jestfullgremblim8002 I've never even seen it before, can somebody explain please
      Edit:Its been 4 fricking months.

    • @Thevoiceswontstop_
      @Thevoiceswontstop_ Před 3 lety +22

      Leaving this so I can read an explanation

    • @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345
      @ecchiboyanimeandgaming5345 Před 3 lety +33

      I don't go to gay, so I'm safe

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Před 3 lety +71

      Ok?, ok! I will try to explain the meme!!
      In some episode of the simpsons marge tells bart to be quick because they were going to be late (they were going to the church) so... in some pic that you can see on this video shows that there are two doors one being the church and the other saying "gay" implying that the teenagers of this generation insteed of going to the church are turning gay... so anyways the point is that because tgere is a door saying "gay" like it were a place, and the one saying church doesn't have anyone going, they remplaced the we are going to be late to the church with we are going to be late to *gay*

  • @Zodiatical
    @Zodiatical Před 3 lety +2388

    "How the Grinch Stole Children." Best movie title ever.

  • @Crypticat
    @Crypticat Před 3 lety +808

    “You were late to gay... you know what that means...”
    “ *please no* “
    *chanting “SACRIFICE” in the distance*

  • @VinkuVix
    @VinkuVix Před 3 lety +1745

    "if you're late for gay, you'll be sacrificed to the church"

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite Před 3 lety +61

      "if you're late for church......"

    • @VinkuVix
      @VinkuVix Před 3 lety +72

      @@UltraVioletLite... you'll be sacrificed to gay

    • @WariosWare
      @WariosWare Před 3 lety +27

      "if you're late for school, you'll be sacrificed to the detention"

    • @3vilS0da
      @3vilS0da Před 3 lety +17

      I’m NoT aLOuD To GO To GAY ANYMORE, YOU KNOW THIS

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite Před 3 lety +19

      @@VinkuVix oh no i was late for church today
      -but i'm fine with that.- help i don't wanna be sacrifice to the gay

  • @sharpcoldeyes883
    @sharpcoldeyes883 Před 3 lety +5598

    Omg I actually watched that “how to break someone’s neck” video a while ago because I was mad that my friend won the scholastic book reading competition

  • @tufty_games
    @tufty_games Před 2 lety +415

    1:56 “Did someone unironically make this meme?”
    Me: staring at the 100% satire flair.

  • @blue_moons0926
    @blue_moons0926 Před 3 lety +1619

    “You were late to gay, guess what now.”
    “Please no..”
    “You’re getting sacrificed to Dyonisis.”
    Edit: Redoing this like 3 months later.
    “You were late to gay guess what happens.”
    “Wh-What?”
    “You get to sit with Apollo now.”
    “Oh- I wow.”

  • @shinyveequartz1003
    @shinyveequartz1003 Před 3 lety +2805

    I broke into laughter after hearing "Achievement Acquired: Thot Slayer"

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 3 lety +717

    "I've spilled milk on my cat"
    The cat: this doesn't taste like milk and you know it

  • @Complete-storm08
    @Complete-storm08 Před 3 lety +71

    17:45 that scream was so genuine

  • @kirbz7195
    @kirbz7195 Před 2 lety +86

    Fun fact: The intro is the theme song for king dice.

  • @butter7240
    @butter7240 Před 3 lety +2909

    "I believe in true gender equality. I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman"
    -Satou Kazuma

    • @alvinreinaldy5148
      @alvinreinaldy5148 Před 3 lety +123

      i fuckin' know someone would put it here

    • @drbrx7696
      @drbrx7696 Před 3 lety +143

      "equal rights equal fights", also from the wise one if I recall correctly

    • @trainercim6973
      @trainercim6973 Před 3 lety +47

      If I can kick the soon to be father then I can kick the pregnant woman.

    • @alvinreinaldy5148
      @alvinreinaldy5148 Před 3 lety +52

      @@trainercim6973 you can, as long as it doesn't bother the fetus, the face is good. if she's that much of a bitch to deserve a smack around the gob.
      thinking you can get away starting a fight with someone when you're pregnant is called entitlement.
      except if you're the type of guy who hits people with no reason.

    • @sawc.ma.bals.
      @sawc.ma.bals. Před 3 lety +30

      Ah yes the true man of culture

  • @NotASpyPootis
    @NotASpyPootis Před 3 lety +3916

    the neck problem can be solved legally if u eat the whole body.

  • @splix9351
    @splix9351 Před 3 lety +73

    Tom: I love you Sally
    Sally: I love you as a brother
    Tom: leans in for a kiss
    Sally: what are you doing?
    Tom: we're in Alabama •_•

  • @rapshur281
    @rapshur281 Před 3 lety +36

    "congrats jaiden! you're channel has over 2000 results on rule34!!"
    "oh, oh good!"
    * "what now robin?"*

  • @Fang727
    @Fang727 Před 3 lety +775

    "I yearn for true gender equality, I wouldn't hesitate to dropkick a woman"
    Anime fans watching this video: *glowing eyes*

  • @robot596
    @robot596 Před 3 lety +1455

    Hunicast quotes
    “Oh Ashley”
    “Oh Harder Daddy”
    “Oh I Don’t Like This Anymore”
    “Bye Everyone”
    “Frick You”
    “I’m at soup”
    “I told you not to come in here”
    “CAHRRRLIIIEEEEE! WE have a situation”

  • @thetea4093
    @thetea4093 Před 2 lety +111

    “Women should be allowed to walk around shirtless” “so do it” bold to assume I wouldn’t if it were legal and wouldn’t prevent me from getting a job in the future

  • @usualcreature
    @usualcreature Před 2 lety +95

    That meme where it says: “when a girl changes her cloths in front of you, she’s really interested or you’re level 99 friend zoned, that thing about the tree, the Vietnamese could be doing the same with you ;-;

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX Před 2 lety

      I know a Vietnamese
      Edit: same as me, we are one year older than our batch and we both like making Vietnam jokes Unironically

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l Před 3 lety +334

    1:51
    "Minions also don't exist, why should your childrens"
    *DEAD BODY REPORTED*
    _....quite literally_

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous Před 3 lety +204

    "I wonder how Japanese schools teach about WW2"
    "I'm sure it's a blast"
    Menawhile in Japan: "What is a Double-you Double-you too?"

  • @starflake8244
    @starflake8244 Před 3 lety +120

    "Water is dino pee!"
    Me drinking water: -KILL ME-

  • @hahafunny3447
    @hahafunny3447 Před 3 lety +49

    “Me who watches prom without humans.”
    *gasp* *AAAAA-*

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843

    12:35
    **duplicates baby 10 times**
    **Puts them in the end of a bowling alley**
    "Time to go for a strike"

  • @redacted2896
    @redacted2896 Před 3 lety +4418

    “Minions don’t get vaccinated, why should your children?”
    “Minions don’t exist, why should your children?”
    That person was not having a good day, were they?

  • @smashdestroyer4227
    @smashdestroyer4227 Před 3 lety +61

    I feel like Ozzie Osborn has already tried the "gray death" drug and survived

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel Před 3 lety +22

    Every disease known to mankind: *Exists*
    Zephaniah Mann: Aha, I've got it!

  • @intellectualsmallbrain3268
    @intellectualsmallbrain3268 Před 3 lety +521

    me being german and seeing all these hitler jokes:
    *yes*

  • @jomarahh
    @jomarahh Před 3 lety +710

    Me: *german
    The memes: ....so... Hitler right?

    • @deutscheBratwurstEnte
      @deutscheBratwurstEnte Před 3 lety +8

      Hey ich bin deutsch!
      And 9!
      Und ich hasse diese cursedcomments!
      Because It’s gonna hurt every time it’s over!

    • @achtsekundenfurz7876
      @achtsekundenfurz7876 Před 3 lety +10

      I'm German and prefer 18:51 (still chuckled at some WWII jokes). The "silly superpower" is a close second. Germans and their gas, I guess...
      Also 15:33 a.k.a.
      When you censor stuff and accidental censoring beats all your pathetic attempts

    • @sofiab.9129
      @sofiab.9129 Před 3 lety +4

      JAAA! Ich liebe Deutschland 🧡

    • @amenberk1157
      @amenberk1157 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sofiab.9129 uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

    • @user-ft8xd7xu5y
      @user-ft8xd7xu5y Před 3 lety

      I mean if you are german it would be interesting to see a remake

  • @shimonbiton2163
    @shimonbiton2163 Před 3 lety +58

    Emkay, "Come on" was a really bad choice of words for the outro of this skid.
    2:58

  • @thepaperbagperson6431
    @thepaperbagperson6431 Před rokem +21

    17:47 THE SCREAM THO

  • @Gasoline_swigger
    @Gasoline_swigger Před 3 lety +380

    “Is she implying that men are vegetables?!”
    - All ya gotta do is hit their heads hard enough-

  • @retr0bits545
    @retr0bits545 Před 3 lety +309

    They even found evidence that the Romans put “obscene drawings” on Hadrian’s wall, no joke.

  • @anxietybox4392
    @anxietybox4392 Před 3 lety +33

    My dads thoughts on the meme at 17:50
    Childhood is the tutorial to life paid for by the parents
    Then College is the free trail that you forgot to cancel and is constantly sucking out the little money and joy you have left.

  • @AirWubboxSillyReal
    @AirWubboxSillyReal Před 3 lety +150

    “I think that’s more like a skin suit”
    I smell FNaF.

  • @useguestaccount7244
    @useguestaccount7244 Před 3 lety +516

    first thing that comes to my mind when i hear history: HITLER

  • @KristmusBare
    @KristmusBare Před 3 lety +739

    Me: Claims free Wholesome award
    _Goes to r/cursedcomments_

    • @exstreamise302
      @exstreamise302 Před 3 lety +16

      I went to reddit 50/50

    • @NotASpyPootis
      @NotASpyPootis Před 3 lety +8

      i went to phub and helped somebody with their relationship issues.

    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb Před 3 lety +5

      @@exstreamise302 ah, but did you do it on the WORST post you found?

    • @exstreamise302
      @exstreamise302 Před 3 lety +7

      @@nightmarekinggorb It was a mutilated puppy, so...

    • @nightmarekinggorb
      @nightmarekinggorb Před 3 lety +8

      @@exstreamise302 Now that...
      Is too far
      I hope every plaster you use sticks to itself

  • @justmonika1229
    @justmonika1229 Před 3 lety +52

    10:07 . "Light Yagami set you up for this, didn't he?"

    • @Hankgaming
      @Hankgaming Před 2 lety +1

      Lol, you're so funny, Monika.

  • @SeaZollz2530
    @SeaZollz2530 Před 2 lety +63

    "Dont watch corn beacuse it dehumanizes females"
    Me,Who watches hentai:
    Does it still count?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +14

      Watching carrots and peas are both better options, but I guess hentai has its taste

    • @villiankaminari2981
      @villiankaminari2981 Před 2 lety +6

      @@BinglesP P FFT

    • @RichieGonzales_28
      @RichieGonzales_28 Před 2 lety +1

      No no It don’t men of culture have exceptions

  • @depresso6232
    @depresso6232 Před 3 lety +364

    Me as a German looking at this: This is the funiest shit I've ever seen

    • @LMNOP840
      @LMNOP840 Před 3 lety +25

      14 year old teen girls: impossible

    • @ThatOneKate
      @ThatOneKate Před 3 lety +3

      I totally agree

    • @Nigolasy
      @Nigolasy Před 3 lety +23

      As a german: pretty sure that's the most Hitler references I ever heard in 20 Minutes

    • @dirkloid4261
      @dirkloid4261 Před 3 lety

      @@Nigolasy history lessons? Ever had one of those?

    • @Nigolasy
      @Nigolasy Před 3 lety +22

      @@dirkloid4261 You know why I love biology? Because disecting a frog is like explaining a joke. You understand it better but it dies in the proces.

  • @cooperhardeman8092
    @cooperhardeman8092 Před 3 lety +156

    "I made fan art of Robin. This is my first true 'Fan Art' and I drew it with one hand."
    what was the other hand doing...

    • @proffesser_s8403
      @proffesser_s8403 Před 3 lety +31

      maybe they ate it, sometimes I get hungry when drawing

    • @entername7688
      @entername7688 Před 3 lety +21

      @@proffesser_s8403 ironically this is going to go on r/cursedcomments

    • @RichieGonzales_28
      @RichieGonzales_28 Před 3 lety +7

      Wha- I have no words

    • @whyisthereaholeinmyusernam2697
      @whyisthereaholeinmyusernam2697 Před 3 lety +1

      pare de dizer o que é o aplicativo, é chato, realmente chato Estou na verdade em inglês, mas estou usando o Google tradutor usando Google tradutor porque usando Google tradutor porque estou usando Google tradutor porque não sei o quê usando Google tradutor porque não sei falar português flipaclip

    • @ilikedarknes3351
      @ilikedarknes3351 Před 2 lety +4

      maybe they don't have another hand

  • @catur_a.C
    @catur_a.C Před 2 lety +14

    7:36 so in the USA people measure cocaine with the metric system, that's interesting. "Joe Johnson you are under arrest for carrying 2.3 meters of cocaine"

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 Před 2 lety

      How tf you carrying around 2 METERS of cocaine?

    • @yourinsanitydemon6085
      @yourinsanitydemon6085 Před 2 lety +1

      @@estellesmith4118 Well first off you need pockets that are the size of a skyscraper!

  • @devinfreeman340
    @devinfreeman340 Před 3 lety +7

    Tbh I really enjoyed this video I got some of the best smirks and laughs out of this one !!! Thanks EmKay!

  • @ruanmendes4292
    @ruanmendes4292 Před 3 lety +389

    "Now remember, human anything is vegan."
    Me: I'm about to end world hunger and overpopulation at the same time, all while being healthy.

  • @rapidtqnk2494
    @rapidtqnk2494 Před 3 lety +496

    “Water is dinosaur pee”
    Me drinking water while reading that: 😶😶

  • @ume2372
    @ume2372 Před 2 lety +6

    I laugh so hard when he said "I'm sure they're tortured regularly for their contributions to mankind"

  • @sagurdofastora3245
    @sagurdofastora3245 Před 3 lety +7

    *15:55* My gramdma recently told me a story about my great great(great a few more times) grandpa that passed through generations.(the story was from the end of WW1) and i am pretty sure that having grandkids and a story to tell them is enough to be remembered.

  • @wutdahellboi8759
    @wutdahellboi8759 Před 3 lety +73

    Cant wait to rewatch this in 1 year, when it reappears in my recommended

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 3 lety +103

    My country is famous for a guy who’s nuts for nukes. *Oh wait*

    • @biohazard9215
      @biohazard9215 Před 3 lety +10

      Well hey, at least your sister isn't the one in charge.

    • @meow.610
      @meow.610 Před 3 lety +1

      @@biohazard9215 HOLY SHIT-

    • @Erra_Mortis
      @Erra_Mortis Před 3 lety

      Well atleast your country wasn't japan when world war 2 was a thing.

  • @familygameplay2523
    @familygameplay2523 Před 2 lety +6

    Hi emkay. I love your videos. U guys make my day. I just got told being suicidal means I'm weak by the person I love the most. And that depression is just normal sadness. U guys make it way better.

    • @rat1303
      @rat1303 Před 2 lety +3

      hey hang in there friend :)

  • @shreya...007
    @shreya...007 Před 3 lety +7

    Normally I hate when people laugh like this
    "Hehehe"
    But the only exception is Robin ❤️

  • @greatwesterngaming7956
    @greatwesterngaming7956 Před 3 lety +455

    Japenese teacher teaching toddlers about WWII in the Heisei era: so after our country got nuked, a giant lizard made of the radiation from the fat man attacked our city.

    • @GlitterGlueGoji
      @GlitterGlueGoji Před 3 lety +9

      Godzilla fan identified

    • @kowamaru
      @kowamaru Před 2 lety +1

      @@altdrop2561 well- they're not wrong

    • @secondhanzo4938
      @secondhanzo4938 Před 2 lety +1

      @@kowamaru ehh i guess you could say that, but america isnt the worlds most fattest

    • @shanajachandrakumar806
      @shanajachandrakumar806 Před 2 lety

      Q3

    • @someonesson6222
      @someonesson6222 Před 2 lety

      9:00 ???" the hell you mean that brings back hitler or nazis " wdym german shepard is a legit dog name

  • @smartwebb1929
    @smartwebb1929 Před 3 lety +2572

    I almost died of laughter several times. Mostly at the World War 2 jokes.

    • @Buggsjustice
      @Buggsjustice Před 3 lety +60

      Gased*

    • @Buggsjustice
      @Buggsjustice Před 3 lety +50

      You meant you almost died of gas

    • @Bhammy
      @Bhammy Před 3 lety +33

      Yeah I almost died too, different causes

    • @jesus-et8ws
      @jesus-et8ws Před 3 lety +30

      same i am German, quite a hard war.

    • @Bhammy
      @Bhammy Před 3 lety +38

      @@jesus-et8ws you aren't German, you are jesus

  • @connorterborg6240
    @connorterborg6240 Před 3 lety +8

    17:18 he almost made it into art school

  • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
    @bobandmrmecaleb5873 Před 2 lety +2

    9:28 WHAT THE F*** IS THAT PATRICK STAR IMPRESSION? THAT IS ON POINT!

  • @weddingtoya
    @weddingtoya Před 3 lety +116

    He sounded like Bokuto with the “Hey Hey Hey!” In the beginning.

  • @tyty4364
    @tyty4364 Před 2 lety +4

    14:30
    Emkay: I need to drink
    Me still thinking about the previous post:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @therealwisemysticaltree
    @therealwisemysticaltree Před 2 lety +1

    Robin: sees anything related to WWII or Hitler*
    Also Robin: *WHAT DID I SAAAAA-*

  • @WhenThe4
    @WhenThe4 Před 3 lety +237

    The line “From pewdiePIE to creamPIE” hit me like a bullet to head

  • @cronchycorpze5791
    @cronchycorpze5791 Před 3 lety +274

    "is she implying men are vegetables?"
    The cream of the crop \(*-*)/

  • @Kool-aidz
    @Kool-aidz Před 2 lety +3

    It was so precious how Robin squealed from looking at his fanart

  • @palea1335
    @palea1335 Před 3 lety +9

    18:55 Wow, the cure would actually be pretty common then. Just munch on some spikelet grass, since the palea is part of spikelet grass.

  • @gamingwonder7647
    @gamingwonder7647 Před 3 lety +458

    I didn’t know Hitler wanted to get into art school
    The more you know

    • @KiaV2
      @KiaV2 Před 3 lety +16

      That’s like his only reason for starting a world war! It’s strangely sad

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 Před 3 lety +13

      @@KiaV2 thats... Not how it happened but ok

    • @KiaV2
      @KiaV2 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vacciniumaugustifolium1420 i mean its kinda close, but yeah sorry about getting it wrong lol

    • @mr-x7689
      @mr-x7689 Před 3 lety +6

      He was also a vegan. And really good at drawing.

    • @patheticsnowman1755
      @patheticsnowman1755 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Yue797 why did you change you’d name?

  • @orange_ssoda
    @orange_ssoda Před 3 lety +297

    I fucking lost it at the “so, how’s the family?” joke 😂

    • @AlexFromElsik
      @AlexFromElsik Před 3 lety +4

      I'm pretty sure the person saying it also lost it, but for a diffrent reason

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line Před 3 lety

      Joseph!

    • @dcfuksurmom
      @dcfuksurmom Před 3 lety +1

      I took a screenshot and posted it on facebook. I also posted the fat man in japan one.

    • @benbraddock8666
      @benbraddock8666 Před 3 lety

      niiiiiice

  • @LazyWaterZ-YT
    @LazyWaterZ-YT Před 3 lety +2

    i will always remember this as my first emkay video :)

  • @namedsnowfur1790
    @namedsnowfur1790 Před 2 lety

    Legit was having a breakdown and that Destiny 2 Forsaken meme slapped me back into happiness for a solid 30 seconds

  • @AfartandAssten
    @AfartandAssten Před 3 lety +276

    Fun fact: According to cannibals the eyes taste the best.
    Damn I should have tried one of those children before I died.

  • @WolfieCurton
    @WolfieCurton Před 3 lety +467

    "Hey hey hey"
    Me in a heartbeat: *BOKUTO?!*

  • @matpeace3846
    @matpeace3846 Před 3 lety

    The "goog God, what did I SAA-" really cracks me up.

  • @darkvoid4643
    @darkvoid4643 Před 3 lety +1

    Human creativity is both fascinating and horrifying

  • @blainecountysherrif4542
    @blainecountysherrif4542 Před 3 lety +76

    “OLEASE PPLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT REAL!”
    “*100% Satire at the top*”

  • @R.Counter
    @R.Counter Před 3 lety +487

    *”How does it feel having a enemy do this to you?”*
    *”It’s humiliating... But I love it!”*
    Somebody explain this scene for me.

  • @bodyslamer69
    @bodyslamer69 Před 2 lety +6

    Me sees thumbnail:
    *It would scare me more if you where still alive after this*

  • @jskerik6844
    @jskerik6844 Před 2 lety

    Love the king dice theme at the beginning

  • @missingno2401
    @missingno2401 Před 3 lety +83

    "in 100 years nobody will remember you even existed"
    not if i shoot the archduke franz ferdinand

    • @natanyacline7720
      @natanyacline7720 Před 3 lety +1

      MSSGNO too real my friend 😂

    • @johnporter9034
      @johnporter9034 Před 3 lety +1

      Who was even the person that did that anyways?

    • @brendorkusaviation8930
      @brendorkusaviation8930 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johnporter9034 Gavriello Princep

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 Před 3 lety +1

      @daniiel mlinarics The man that toppled the first domino that started The Great War. With a piece in one hand and a sandwich in the other.

    • @jovianmercado88
      @jovianmercado88 Před 3 lety

      R/cursedcomments

  • @rizzyhimtron
    @rizzyhimtron Před 3 lety +460

    "Be late to the gay,get sacrificed that day"

  • @xVovex
    @xVovex Před 3 lety +8

    So you know how Aang learns all the 4 elements? Well he still has to learn Neck Bending

  • @BaggB
    @BaggB Před 2 lety +3

    “It’s been quite a week.”
    Me in Florida: Yeah it has.

  • @subswithvideochallenge-dm8pu

    “let’s just go in there and get it over with”
    robin, 2020

  • @kommandantgalileo
    @kommandantgalileo Před 3 lety +443

    the gender equality one, the one with drop kicking a lady in the face is a Konosuba reference
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @ryanbauman8966
    @ryanbauman8966 Před rokem

    i scrolled through comments for so long they began to loop to the start

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke Před 3 lety +2

    12:48 dang there goes my plans for the week

  • @TyrroSpace
    @TyrroSpace Před 3 lety +161

    He started the video with “Hey hey hey” and I can hear the Haikyuu fans screaming already 😂

  • @erikhallowell578
    @erikhallowell578 Před 3 lety +271

    "Gay people are like straight people but without rights", He is not wrong. lol.

    • @liyoo2373
      @liyoo2373 Před 3 lety +19

      @@zenko250 the door's this way ma'am

    • @KaizokuHaru
      @KaizokuHaru Před 3 lety +17

      @@zenko250 and that's why nobody supports you

    • @buzzythebee847
      @buzzythebee847 Před 3 lety +3

      @@zenko250
      ( OUO )
      ( v ) >🔪

    • @sunyoun4698
      @sunyoun4698 Před 3 lety

      @@KaizokuHaru I guess something happened.....what ?

    • @KaizokuHaru
      @KaizokuHaru Před 3 lety

      @@sunyoun4698 a homophobe

  • @blazeblue9995
    @blazeblue9995 Před 3 lety +19

    14:28 Anyone else wondering how wide Robin's mouth opened when he took a drink?

  • @mmediocrist
    @mmediocrist Před 2 lety +9

    “If you tape a dead wasp to your hand, you can hit someone as hard as possible and say you saved them”
    Don’t mind me, just super glueing a dead wasp to a 50. Cal bullet

    • @user-el1xn5he2x
      @user-el1xn5he2x Před 2 lety +1

      Imma hot glue it two my shoe now so i can drop kick anyone and have an exuse 😁

    • @lavenderfields.
      @lavenderfields. Před 2 lety

      @@user-el1xn5he2x glue it to the tip of a knife.

  • @nicocchi
    @nicocchi Před 3 lety +410

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    not a single person in the planet:
    people in cursedcomments: haha german mustache man go brr

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main Před 3 lety +9

      Mustache man: haha gas machine go pshhhhhhhhhhh

    • @uwu-iw7lo
      @uwu-iw7lo Před 3 lety +2

      haha german moustache man go nothing because he’s dead

    • @acehoundberry7342
      @acehoundberry7342 Před 3 lety +3

      Mustache man go bang bang to the head

    • @kosta7084
      @kosta7084 Před 3 lety +1

      "nobody:" is 10x unfunnier than r/cursedcomments

  • @loganxavier
    @loganxavier Před 3 lety +94

    WHY DID I GET A BATHROOM CLEANER AD WHEN THE VIDEO WAS ON THE PART WITH VEGGIETALE FACTS?

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 Před 3 lety +3

      Because literal vegetables that digest Tide Pods exists.

    • @grilldtoazt330
      @grilldtoazt330 Před 3 lety +6

      Its a sign

    • @aone9861
      @aone9861 Před 3 lety +2

      because youtube slept with the same woman

    • @Risu95
      @Risu95 Před 3 lety +1

      Surprised more people don't realize that was a comment on pornhub.
      Maybe that just says something about me though. 🤔

    • @dogeofdelusion
      @dogeofdelusion Před 3 lety

      @@Risu95 WGHAT

  • @bdawg1118
    @bdawg1118 Před 3 lety +2

    0:43 this meme just accurately described my parents and me

  • @cring3queenGACHA
    @cring3queenGACHA Před 2 lety

    I just realized that they use a saxophone version of Don't Mess With King Dice... I'M ALL FOR IT!!

  • @DenD3de
    @DenD3de Před 3 lety +259

    "Your channel has over 2000 results on rule 34!"
    Wait *what*

  • @ironicweeb6684
    @ironicweeb6684 Před 3 lety +55

    11:39
    Robin, that’s a reference to an anime called Konosuba. Like so he can see and watch it, then learn from the great educator of true Gender Equality.

    • @gaymer_8627
      @gaymer_8627 Před 3 lety +5

      I was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else got that so thank you bc i was scrolling for a while

    • @yareezap844
      @yareezap844 Před 3 lety +1

      Well accelerator is a better gender equalist

  • @SuperDerpio64
    @SuperDerpio64 Před 2 měsíci

    "missedaweiner" got me rolling 😂

  • @skeletonshadeplatinum1998

    I laughed my ass off when this video started. My husband was sleeping when the 'How to Break Someone's Neck' part came on XD he immediately woke up

  • @chunchunmaru5250
    @chunchunmaru5250 Před 3 lety +62

    I like how Robin wants r/cursedcomments to be over fast because he knows that the internet has too many questionable stuff

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +1

      Icewallowcome Not exactly. He just really hates the continuous usage of Hitler jokes. And I agree with him.

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier Před 3 lety +1

      Right? You just cant bring the same joke twice, thats why you are an only child.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety

      Cursed Soldier Single child? What are you talking about?

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier Před 3 lety +1

      @@awesomestyles its god damn late, just feel attacked and let me sleep.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Před 3 lety +1

      @@curseds0ldier O...k.

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 Před 3 lety +205

    Fun fact: you got this in your recommended and didn’t realize how early you were!

  • @rbda8921
    @rbda8921 Před 2 lety

    I literally passed out watching the video 😂😂😂

  • @yaboihuey5298
    @yaboihuey5298 Před 3 lety

    THE THUMBNAIL IS FREAKIN GOLDEN

  • @atlas9088
    @atlas9088 Před 3 lety +35

    Hitler in 1944 in a nutshell:
    "His palms are sweaty, Luftwaffes weak, armour's heavy, there's Americans on the beach already, Mussolini's spaghetti"

    • @vesperiamorningstar3785
      @vesperiamorningstar3785 Před 3 lety +2

      Y E S. btw: Why was Hitler banned from barbecues? Because he wouldn’t stop burning the franks.

    • @kerai7711
      @kerai7711 Před 3 lety +1

      I broke to tears when emkay said that

    • @atlas9088
      @atlas9088 Před 3 lety +1

      Catra what do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
      Ash

    • @atlas9088
      @atlas9088 Před 3 lety +1

      Catra "HITLER I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU ARE BANNED FROM OUR BBQs"