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I miss the subreddit in the thumbnail.
Agreed, they rarely even put the subreddits in descriptions either anymore
must be r/cursedcomments..
@@cybercritterowo i was thinking its a mix of cursedcomments + phcomments
It was in the title before too, but it looks like they don't want to tell us anymore. Kind of a dick move to not even show where they got the posts from.
should’ve been:
“Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”
“Malaysia Airlines flight 370”
0:38 you say that as a joke, but before they had the technology to do urine tests with machines, THEY ACTUALLY DID TEST IT BY DRINKING IT. apparently the urine of a diabetic is significantly more sweet than normal, so they would diagnose diabetes by tasting the person's urine to test if it has a sweet taste
& other places put the pee outside near an ant colony; if the ants drank it, it was sweet.
this is true! It's because diabetics have excess sugar in their blood so when the blood reaches the kidneys, it's filtered out as waste and sent to your bladder. It was also common to put some of the urine near ants and see if it would attract them since they would smell the sugar
Bro they don’t even have a description anymore 😔
*the purge has begun*
Just wtf
I never would've known, I never check.
If I ever meet Robin, I'm going to slowly build a strong friendship with him and force him to watch cats with me. If he doesn't wanna be my friend, I'll still going to find a way to make him watch cats.
Yes
If i ever meet robin i would.......
....
@@reberca-uy2zx FINISH THE SENTENCE
the only way I will EVER watch it, is with friends, while drunk, with the butthole version
@@EclipseEngCorp. Yep
The editing is better, yeah but... we want the subreddits in the thumbnails, atleast the description!
I'll try to say the subreddit names on as much videos as i can.
r/cursedcomments (May not always be correct)
i'm pretty sure its r/cursedcomments but still, it pissed me off that they stopped putting the subreddit name in the title of the video
I totally agree, I liked more, when they were showing what subreddit it was
It’s Multiple Subreddits
I just started watching again after the last stint of them refusing to say the subreddit and they’re already back at it
they stopped because the videos kept getting flagged, people bitched incessantly, they tried again, and im Assuming that YT hasnt stopped flagging them, so.
@@madsfiedler3884 I swear CZcams is like internet Nazis sometimes!
Slazo/whoever runs Emkay, pls bring back the subreddits in the thumbnails/titles and descriptions, I dont want to confuse one video with another just because it doesn't have the subreddit in the title/thumbnail, point being it's annoying and utterly pointless
For example, I couldn't tell at first this was r/cursedcomments
@@Pixelman0 it might not even, it might be r/blursedcomments because it doesnt feel quite as cursed
talk to youtube about it
While I also dislike the change, I think I saw somewhere they did it because the algorithm has decided it doesn't like reddit meaning videos showing subreddit names have a lower reach, so its somewhat understandable.
@@overforest1195 that was said because of the subreddits in the video titles, and why they started putting it in the description instead
10:08 I am old and have only a kitty as "family" at home. If I was to suddenly drop down unalive, I would effin hope she would take the sudden provided food so she will stay alive and healthy until someone finds me.
What to know something, the only reason why cats proceed to do eat their dead owners is either if all of their food is gone( or completely out of their reach to get ), or they are depressed by their owner not answering them. Because cats will continue to give love bites and licking their owners so for about a few hours of them continuously doing it. They wouldn’t really notice they started eating them until they fill full. I learned of this from a vet who had to sadly put a kitty down after their owner died. So it’s really for survival but dogs actually do it the most comparatively to dogs versus cats.
--multiple characters (sandy, and,, that cat thing...) cant breathe underwater without some special type of .... suit....
Cat thing?
@@maniacthehedgehogpokes6435 Kenny
Would SpongeBob and Sandy's offspring be able to breathe underwater or would they also need the suit?
@@yung_trooper6949 is a sea sponge an animal or a plant--
@@disnewidk they look fiiiine either way 😏
1:27 that’s a tempura shrimp, which is fried shrimp. This is an innuendo for the male member.
0:34 I swear, if what killed her caused her to look like that, grandma's probably better off not suffering.
18:16 This is almost exactly the premise of a _Twilight Zone_ episode. The protagonist offered to save the three people he believed had wronged him the most in his life from an impending global apocalypse as revenge. The episode was "One More Pallbearer."
I don't even have any pockets, why was this recommended to me
Well, technically they still are out of pocket
They meant your natural pocket.
ah
you must be a woman
you must be a woman
@@thelunchlady8276this joke is up to interpretation
13:12 He has on a tie, a white dress shirt, and dark dress pants. I consider that a success. I've seen people on Judge Judy that don't even do that much.
Definitely one of the videos of all time.
Truly 🗣️🔥🔥
Best or worst? lol! See that sentence could go either way! 😉😂
5:16 how did Robin NOT NOTICE THE SOULJA BOY CONSOLE
And here I thought I had forgotten that was a thing.
8:51 I'm pretty sure Patchy the Pirate can somehow breathe down there but the anthropomorphic cat and squirrel can't.
Wait, cat?
@@jimwormmaster Kenny
13:58 that reminds me that I want to see if I can finish "Supernatural", because I never have.
11:33 ever notice how when their is any xaiver comment, ribin absolutely goes off
I love cursed comments.😁They give me so much inspiration for writing dialog for FunTime Freddy.
is that what this video is supposed to be?
@@emeraldfinder5 I think?
8:33. Send them to the Lands Between, or Subnautica. Either one's a low chance of survival.
0:20 MALAYSIA MENTIONED 🗣👍🏼
although that one is pretty dark💀
I think he means 370, 103 is still flying
@@havanadaurcy1321yeah they did
TANGGAL TIGA PULUH SATUUUUUU
15:29 Damn the name of my podcast would be suicidal chocolate chip cookie
Man i know i am 4 yrs late but are u okay? 😭
Edit: i am blind apparently 😔
But seriously
Are you okay?
@@Diamond40000 4 years?
@@emeraldfinder5 i said im blind okay 😔
Robin is so unhinged today 😂💀
On the name Porter. Just imagine your kid's friend asks their parents, "Can we go to Porter's House?" But instead they take him to a butcher shop to look at porterhouse steaks.
9:15 “Obviously. I value my life, Medusa.”
"Sorry, it helps me with my weakness ti eye contact"
11:02 Y'know, when he said 'abuse this power', I thought it was going in a significantly more messed up direction, people are attracted to incredibly weird stuff.
2:03 the fact that they chose Tzeentch as a username makes this more cursed because I’m now picturing them saying that about one of Slaanesh’s followers
[Eldritch voice] *My brother/sister, you are deficient in FLUIDS, your notorious sexual prowess is not all it could be.*
13:02 I imagine it’s like a hummingbird getting nectar from a tall flower except 10 times worse
7:20 That's relatable. Adulthood is scary. Creepypasta? Nah, just some poorly written stories. Taxes bigger than living minimum? That's what really horrifies me now. I want to go back 🫣
13:47 HE LOOKS LIKE THE TRAIN MAN FROME THE 3RD MATRIX MOVIE 💀💀💀
I feel ya on the Cats one. My dad swears some day he is going to make me watch the Star Wars holiday special.
This is truly the video that exists.
Agreed, they rarely even put the subreddits in descriptions either anymore
edit: replied to the wrong comment ignore this
2:08 I guess they were right, they just immitated the real world
1:26
"where is it?"
"gone, reduced to atoms"
"did you do it?"
"yes"
"what did it cost?
"everything"
I'm glad to see Robin in a better and whimsical state reading these posts!!
“Your gonna have a bad de-“ *GENSHIN IMPACT AD*
11:43 THANK YOU SO MUCH
8:25 bro forgot about jump cutting
Bro forgot a dishwasher exists
“Hot Dog Water- Scented Shampoo” reminds me of my idea for Sharpie-scented vapes
7:17 willy Nelson, Alan Jackson, Dolly Parton, Jorge straight. Those are real country music. Although artists like Toby Keith make good music, nothing beats classic country.
I remember watching "1000 Ways to Die" with my mom when I was little. I miss that show
8:53: Fire in Bikini Bottom works on the same principle as Wile E Coyote walking off a cliff. IE, only works until you call attention to it, at which point it disappears in a puff of logic.
10:42 I need that ability.
It's really unfortunate to see how much the quality of this channel has fallen off, I've been seeing missing descriptions, missing parts of descriptions, editing errors, the narrators don't do intros anymore, no sub reddit in title or thumbnail. Hope the people upstairs start to care more.
People skipped the intros and CZcams is shadowbanning a lot of Reddit reading videos nowadays. They’ve stripped down the videos to the parts people actually watch because it’s what they have to do.
2:48 that thing, it haunts me (i was terrified of it)
13:48 dude looking like that one image from the russian sleeping experiment
2:03 props to the God of change looking out for the man's hydration
12:21 the gap in time lol
4:52 What the comment is trying to say is that because they're both guys, they can't have kids anyway, which is the biggest reason incest is frowned upon. Can't have kids with birth defects if you can't have kids to begin with
13:36 I've actually given myself bronchitis twice by laughing
8:08 THAT TAKES US TO WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💚💚💚💚💚 NEO GOT MA BACK CULTURE THINGS‼️‼️💪💪💚💚💚
14:27 what a… hearty breakfast (i lost it there)
Send your enemies to the Hunger Games
These are called Texas orb Weavers 5:52
5:16 Me reading what the tweet was sent with: "Oh yeah, that was a thing."
I'm actually glad how Robin doesn't give a crap about the monetization and just swears for the funny.
The image appears to be a section of a football (soccer) team lineup or roster. It contains information about a team, including player positions, player attributes such as speed (SPD), passing (PASS), shooting (SHOT), tackling (TCKL), and stamina (STA), as well as an overall rating of each player.
The team in question is Bray Wanderers, playing in the Second Division of the Republic of Ireland. The average age of the team is 25.2, and they play their home matches at the Carlisle Grounds, which has a capacity of 7,000. The team has one foreign player, and there are no national team players on the squad. Additionally, the image indicates that the club has not won any trophies.
The roster lists several players, including their positions and attributes, but some of the attribute values are missing or indicated by question marks. It seems to be a performance assessment or a scouting report for the team's players.
If you require more specific details or have further questions about this information, feel free to ask.
(SPD) (PASS) (SHOT) (TCKL) (STA)
"thank god" ☠️
15:29 DepressedChocolate
8:58 Sandy needs a diving suit.
Actually and Truly, my new favorite series.
Love the dixon dallas reference
15:30 ConcernedCheezit this is Un ironically the best name ever.
4:46:- for those wondering, they went on the Jeremy Kyle show to do a sibling genetic test. Now unlike paternity tests that determine who the dad is, sibling genetic tests determine if siblings are either full or half siblings. For full siblings, you and the other person has to have over 1700 pieces of identical DNA. The headline basically tells you what the results were. I bet there's going to be some awkward questions asked.
That last one made cackle so loud 💀
7:34
I fucking lost my shit, like he's gray that's his actual color!
Give him pointy ears and he's a dark elf, damn!
15:31 horrified cookie, apparently.
Idk why but 14:11 made me laugh uncontrollably and awkwardly
0:55 Hey scooby doo!
15:30 sleepy Portillo’s chicken tenders
16:07
I knew a kid named satchel in grade school, i wonder what he's up to sometimes.
"Distressed custard & ice cream"
I ❤ Hub comments. Far better community than FB, Reddit or TwitX.
My father is a neurologist, can confirm that doctors do indeed taste urine without using machines.
If you truly want your enemy to suffer, send them to the Warhammer 40K universe.
I dunno..."Ambivalent Ice Cream Float" sounds like a pretty neat podcast name...
0:48 how many times did this happened for there to be a sign and isn’t it common sense you’d have to pay for it?
15:27 happy mega stuff oreo
You get dropped in Bikini Bottom, go straight to Sandy's house and she's got what an air breather needs
8:32 I don't know... Sometimes, the comments are the best part.
why did I get a Malaysian Airlines advertisement as soon as I clicked on this video
Yap! I look at people's mouths than their eyes, if I really dont know the person or dont know how to interact with them I make as little eye contact as possible
15:31 empty toast
0:16 - That has to be the most clever way to randomize lyrics and still keep the song's beat... 200 level IQ right there!
17:39 I OBVIOUSLY don't have the context but like has that person ever seen New England
15:28 Bored Waffles
The thumbnail givesss me a lot of quessstionsss, but I can’t be bothered to go down a potential rabbit hole to anssswer them, lol
6:13 "YOU STUPID FOOL!!"
the video isnt even that old
@@galactic_cupcake8744 i am the time traveler
@@galactic_cupcake8744Chicken Butt
Granny looks like jigsaw
love that we just glazed over Ryan Reynolds himself calling that girl out and then calling her weird, I mean being called weird by Ryan is like if God descended from the sky, called you a loser, and disappeared
1:30 Fried shrimp :)
7:11 did anyone else realize that it was Ryan Reynolds who replied
14:59 hunger games
15:27
neutral apple
3:32 Oh wow
18:23 they did not specifically say on CZcams in that question so technically her reply fits … … …
Reminds me of how Hippocrates used to swallow body fluids to check for infection 0:43
That Spongebob parody = *DEAD*
8:48 SCP Foundation.
15:27 Agitated Corndog