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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Blursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Zach ► linktr.ee/zachxfuller
Damien | oh... oh no...: 00:00:00
Damien | cursed comments, but better: 00:10:32
Robin | EAT HIM: 00:23:09
Damien | GOOD NIGHT AHAHAHAHAHAHa: 00:33:17
Damien | KICK AND FORGET: 00:46:09 - Komedie
John Pork and Damien had some personal beef back in the day and Damien still hasn't forgotten about it
Now Damien’s being quite the pig, I bet
Nah. They didn't have beef.... Damien had pork and John had human
?
Pun intended?
Damien should go to the Ÿam
"The Queen is more or less immortal at this point"
😐😐😐 That aged well...
So did she...
My mummy said shes just havign a nap do not wurry.🤤
@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s plot twist the queen will wake up when we need her most
legend says shes still in the gulag...
I cried so fucking hard lmao
*You are alone in the woods camping when suddenly you hear loud crashing footsteps, you turn around and see the beast known as siren head. It knees down in front of you and leans in. Suddenly, it stops, and it starts blasting a rickroll before fleeing off to rickroll other campers.*
thanks kenny
Funny to see "immortal queen" memes after she died
Those did NOT age well.
@@cheatcode436neither did the queen
The Queen didn't die, she just boldly went where no man had gone before.
@@ChakatStripedfur she conquering underworld, that's why Undertale demon speak English
She did not die, she simply got bored of our dimension and left for a new one.
The *just a tad longer than usual* pauses and silences with Robin are making me feel so eerie, oh my god
ENGINEER!
@@grayjackson8987 yes
ya, it sounds like he is damien lmfao
DAM THE INTRO OF JOHN PORK GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
They picked Hiroshima because they wanted to pick the cities that fit the requirements of being close to military bases and would also have the most traumatic impact emotionally on Japan. They were going to go for Kyoto but the reason they ultimately decided against it was because they wanted to keep the option to be able to reconcile with Japan after the war, and destroying the cultural center of Japan would make any friendly future with Japan impossible
Imagine if they had dropped it on Kyoto. Japan probably would have gone full kamikaze on America.
18:00 I really appreciate Damien's attempt to pronounce a Dutch name, and I guess, with the noises he knows, that would be the most logical way to say it. But if you want to know how you actually pronounce it (as best as I can describe some sounds. The "van" part would be pretty hard, but I think I can make it pretty close to the actual pronounciation) would be:
Ahn-tony vahn Lay-wen-hook
ENGINEER!
@@grayjackson8987?
@@mikethegoo to be fair most people will refuse to even speak the heathen tongue of the Dutch, so they're lucky an attempt was even made.
@@arthas640 that's definitely true!
Honestly, I know this is completely unrelated but...THE EMKAY BACKGROUND SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING. just listen to it while you're watching. The team did great ✌
It's... It's king dice's theme from Cuphead. All the tracks used in emkay are usually from popular video games
@@Koistork Wow ok well that's a really great soundtrack. & if I ever play Cuphead i'll probably be thinking about Robin's voice that whole level.😂
@@sullivanhouse4697dude I play cuphead and I can confirm that this is true
The "who gave sid a phone" guy looks like a FUCKING SKYRIM CHARACTER when you mess the eyes up super bad
Correction oblivion
@@snakyYT Haven't played oblivion. Is it good?
@@d1nodrayit’s pretty fun imo
2:52 didn't age well
"The queen will never die."
Well that aged terribly.
Not even a second and into The video and I’ve already gotten jump scared😭
25:31 you know it’s bad when something is so cursed it causes Robin to start glitching
1:06 It was a pretty big city with lots of citizens, perfect place to show Japan that you weren't kidding when you said "You will be destroyed"
It was an important military base, but also it had not been subjected to conventional bombing and would give an accurate assessment of the damage caused by the atom bomb.
Yeah, what could say better that you are an a hole by destroying two whole cities full of innocent citizens while on the other hand you are crying about one MILITARY base that was bombed on your own land....sorry you tell on yourself USA, you are not the hero here
It also didn’t have a allied pow camp
@@georgejones3526 By 'conventional bombing' we really should state that it wasn't subjected to fire bombing, which was especially effective in Japan due to the extensive wood and paper construction of most buildings letting the fire do far more damage than the bombs themselves. Some of the US military leadership were specifically asking for some major cities to not be fire bombed into oblivion so they would have at least one or two they could use to demonstrate the power of the Nuke. Most cities they requested to be left alone like this were rejected and fire bombed anyway. I think Hiroshima was 6th on the list, and Nagasaki was around 14th or so. Been a while since I saw the notes from the meetings.
it was a secondery target. the other target (not nagasaki) wasn't visible because of clouds
1:06 “Why did they pick Hiroshima”
Hiroshima had two factories that manufactured bombs and torpedoes for the imperial air force and navy. The intent was to drop Little Boy at a place between the two factories and destroy them both.
Not only that, but it was a smaller town. They didn’t want to kill all of the people in Tokyo or Kyoto
31:06 WELL THAT AGED LIKE FINE OH FINE MILK
Was about to say 😂
It’s so aged it cheese
17:51 Oh! I love microbiology in a very autistic way and the mention of Leeuwenhoek made me like, really excited :D
22:26 I somehow convinced myself when I was very young that shampoo tightens your scalp, and conditioner loosens it. So whenever I’d accidentally put conditioner in first, I was absolutely horrified at the fact that ‘my hair was gonna fall out from my scalp being too loose’.
The one about the dancing bees was hilarious.
2:55 ...oh no
14:09 I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH ITS A TOP TIER CLASIC
Nah, the fear acronym stands for:
F- Focus Sash
E- Endeavor
A- Quick Attack
R- Rattata
(iykyk)
Wait.. walking fast means that you’re not happy?
*Sonic is the most unhappy and fastet hedgehog*
no wonder he rejects amy constantly
The “whats that new game, minecraft dungeons?” Got me so… jeez im old
Woke up this morning still half asleep, and got on this video and THE FIRST THING I SEE AND HEAR IS THE FRICKEN JHON PORK. Nearly killed me.
The thing where you do the thing with your hands on your chest is called crossing your heart
Bruh john pork almost give me a heart attack
17:52 As someone who speaks Dutch, that pronunciation was a war crime
Truly a great way to end my night😌
22:16 A stupid reason I have a scar is I (for no reason that they could tell after being told what they were) developed strange hives on my arms, which was what made it even stranger as it was EXCLUSIVE to my arms and it wasn't itchy or bothering me in any capacity. So because of that they had to take an entire sample chunk of one from my arm to analyze what they were so I could get it properly treated, and despite having the hole in my arm stitched up (which wasn't at all big) its still noticeable since it was a circular portion they took out. But yeah that's something that happened to me it was relatively uneventful and all it ended up doing in the long run as giving me a strange scar on my arm
what was the issue
Frickin John Pork jumpscared me in the intro 😅
Whoever edits these makes Damien 10x better than he already is
31:54 also can confirm and is the reason why we have oranje dag. also at 34:41 you pernounced it correctly
"grandma can get rickrolled in the reading language"
Damien. Please. It's Sign Language.
2:50 aged like milk lmao
I CLAIM THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
FOR THE LION!!!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!
yes
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen because they actually had military infrastructure in and around them. Also virtually unbombed compared to other major cities at the time.
yay my fav channel to get flashbanged by 😄
1:07 Hiroshima was chosen because by that point it was one of the few large cities still intact or undamaged by earlier firebombing raids. There were also several major military sites in/around the area, including a communications center, Army headquarters, weapons factories, and an active port. Hiroshima's topography made it the better target as well as the city sat in a valley which could concentrate the blast and shockwaves.
The reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki were picked was because the other major cities such as Tokyo had already been mostly destroyed and they needed a city that was still standing to show of the nukes power.
It had more to do with them being trade and logistics hubs. Nuking the imperial palace was also suggested but rejected because of cultural significance.
imagine someone had done this to the USA... "We just wanted to show how nice the nuclear bomb is, so we nuked New York and LA with all their civilians."
With Nagasaki (I think) they were originally gonna nuke a different city but for whatever reason they had to change cities
"THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"
@rebeccarimmer6348 Yeah, I heard in a Vsauce video that there was a city named Kokura that they planned to nuke but didn't because it was cloudy there and they couldn't get visual confirmation
2:48 that aged *perfectly*
13:09 cracking me up more than my carpal tunnel hand
2:53 well that aged well
Ok but the "One wife two wife, dead wife new wife" Made Me laugh
Arrested Development clip let’s goooooo
John pork is my 13th reason I swear
2:49
Oh no…
Also 7:48 hehe
Omg minecraft dungeons wasn't released when this was recorded!? But we have legends now! Omg this recording is old!
2:48 Oh nooo, the queen died. *looks at TF2* Ahhhh crap.
1:11 it was one of the only cities without an allied POW camp.
THAT THUMBANIL THOOOO!!!!!
22:16 I was getting out of bed once, and my feet were tangled up in the blankets. I tripped, fell, and cut my lip on the corner of my nightstand. If you look closely, you can see a little bump on my lower lip where it healed.
9:03
was not expecting a multporn cameo, but I entirely understand where that guy was coming from, the moral questionability of whoever uploads that shit is large.
Dr Seuss 😂😂😂
37:45 I forgot what melanin was and thought it was some kind of drug for a second and I almost went to look it up.
28:35 for me it's drug resistance. Stage 3 cancer and they ended up giving me the maximum recommended dosage or even above it at times, i was part of the drug testing for the drug Brentuximab Vedotin and i was one of the highest in terms of dosages (they told me at least i was getting the second highest dosage in the entire program), I've woken up during surgery and once failed the first attempt at anesthesia requiring a second dose, first time taking anything stronger then tylenol I was given large vicodins (80mg or 100mg if i remember right) and took more then the daily max amount prescribed in the space of 90 minutes and ended up calling the doctor because it didnt take away the pain, make me sick, make me high, or have any effect on me whatsoever (and that was at age 15) and i'm the same way with most meds needing the larger doses of everything. I'm not much of a drinker but I'm similar with alcohol and require a fair amount to get drunk and i rarely get hangovers (I can only remember 3 times and 1 was the day after my 21st birthday and another was my first night in Vegas, both didnt last long) and even when i do drink people cant really tell if i've even been drinking, even when I'm pretty blasted.
22:15 i didn't want to ask a guy to move slightly to the left so I could get to class and instead jumped off a locker and onto the corner of a brick barrier with my stomach. Went to maths after clutching my side and let nobody know but the one guy who must've heard. Wasn't bleeding so much that I thought it was worth leaving 10 minutes in once the adrenaline ran out but I now have a permanent reminder to just ask people when you need the to do something cut all the way up the side of my stomach looking like I've been shanked with a big ol' machete. It WAS however bleeding and I WAS in a lot of pain. It was though a hoodie or something but it's still a bad idea.
31:02 the guy swith the nintendo shirt is plainrock124 he does a lot of board smashing vids where he destroys things like ps5 so thats why the comment was made
2:50, this aged like milk, din't it? Welp, I guess both had something in common
They were fricken memeable asf
2:43 Hey God, I've never been to church
2:57 Weeeeell that age well didn't it 😂😂
EDIT: spelling lol
Unlike the Queen Tf2 was given Uber from medic
Holy crap. @11:41 Bear Grylls really did look like Benadryl Slumberpatch.
He said " I hope you're having a good Wednesday " I am watching this on a Wednesday
Guys I'm scared, he is becoming too powerful
Both locations for atomic bombings were chosen for their strategic location and military installations and factories and a relatively small city to minimize civilian casualties
i felt that one with the iron deficiency
“Imagine if teeth itched”
…they don’t? D: i think i have to make a call to my dentist
2:42 why did you need to choose children mr. Editor
the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen for 4 reasons. they both had military factories and because the emperor liked those cities. they could not have bombed Tokyo because the emperor might have been there and he was needed, Hiroshima was targeted because it had a lot of people starving and dying (so the U.S put them out of their misery in less than a blink of a eye) and Nagasaki had a small population for its size, it could have fit 5 million more.
Nah I just started the video to John pork then i went to Robin's part and it the title lines up so well💀💀💀
Teeth do itch. Nails on a chalkboard, biting tinfoil, for me, it’s the idea of a dry wash rag in my mouth… That sensation is your teeth itching. As in [someone scrapes a brick across a steel cooking grill] “man that sound make my teeth itch”.
11:08 on a serious note that thing is fucking beautiful and I need it
31:14 up until her death the queen was actually an admiral of nebraska. the more you know
51:46 okay but no one can steal my stuff, and could I use a lead lined grabber to handle cash? Do weighted gloves count towards the half a ton?
5:41 ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGA ITS TOGS ITS TOGA
Awesome
in the last one l swear l heard "totally worth it"
12:29 wait wait wait serious moment do teeth not normally itch like dont you sometimes get the urge to like scratch your teeth with your other teeth? do i need to go see a doctor????
3:31 Accidentally paused the video and saw the computer glitched.
The thumbnail lol
14:42 Because Rolf from Ed Edd n Eddy is funny man
ENGINEER! I NEED A DISPENSER OVER HERE!
1:06 the reson Hiroshimawas choes was 1 it had no alied prirsnors of war 2it was largly untoched by bombing raids 3 the citys size and layout were perfect for testing the nuke.
Gasp, I love John pork
30:30 finally, someone understands me.
Omg John Pork is here!
22:26 It was strange that I believed that if I didn't IMMEDIATELY get up after flushing the toilet, an arm holding a knife in its hand would reach out from the drain and stab me in the asshole. I have no idea where I got that idea, seeing as I have never heard any rumors or legends or anyone saying that would happen. I just did.
That's the Sign of the Cross
I saw the scren on the vodeo with the sid and the acids in my body shot up my nose
2:39 I have just confessed SO THY ARGUMENT IS NOT A REASON FOR MY FRET
Ducky duck for the win
12:18, they do, but only when foods are stuck between them
RIP the pet fish
45:59 holy shit is sans
0:39 dont bring mcdonalds into this.
1:07 I’m pretty sure they picked it because it was a major cultural hub in Japan at the time
6:30 half japanese. can confirm
as a jew, i 100% know the ptsd from adam sandler
I mean, have you seen the portrait of George Washington when he was a 21-year old British soldier serving in the French & Indian War?
Man was pretty good looking as a young lad.