THE MOST UNHINGED OF r/GOOGLEREVIEWS
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2 hours of the top posts from r/Googlereviews on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrator ► / @itsboobin
Narrator ► / @jaymick
00:00 - Robin
26:27 - Jack
48:36 - Robin
01:09:16 - Jack
01:39:57 - Robin
01:50:40 - Jack
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My biggest pet peeve has to be people who leave 1 star review saying "Never been there" or "Never heard of it" like bro why do you feel the need to ruin a place you have never been to and probably never will.
I used to work for yelp and part of my job was to look at the reviews left in my area and encourage or help people so they would continue leaving reviews on yelp. The amount of time I spent helping elderly people navigate the app and reporting their 1 star reviews that all said they had never been there was SO much that I eventually left. It took up at least 10 of my 20 hours a week just keeping those reviews out of circulation so they didn't affect people's ratings. Exhausting
I have been asked to review places I simply drove past while having my nav ap on. Js
I've gotten notifications to rate places that Google maps assume I've been to if I live very close. I have occasionally left a "never been here" review but I usually give like a 3 star so I don't completely tank their ratings
I worked at Taco Bell as a teen. Trust me, running out of beef was the worst and we wished we could close. The amount of abuse grown men will hurl at a teenage girl over running out of beef is insane.
Shortly after a massive hurricane, our local taco bell had a whole list of missing ingredients and were actually relieved when we joked about how we could only order a salad, considering they had no beef, cheese, tomatoes, tortillas or anything. Now I can kind of see why they were relieved lol.
Use them as beef.
the lot of you should've just walked out of there after placing a sign saying "sorry, we ran out of beef, and the customers AND manager were d!cks. unionization now!" no one deserves to go through that kind of abuse, REGARDLESS of age, sex, color, etc. it's unacceptable.
I'm so sorryz that you had to deal with grade A asshats who gotz an F in people skills and have only one fuctioning braincell that sadly isn't for common sense ... if that braincell was for common sense then they would know that running out of any ingredient be it the beef, chicken, or whatever else isn't your fault
@@diputston theyre all fat, you cant eat fat!
4 stars
Narrators were great, reviewers were terrible.
Change that 4 star to a five.
five/7
reviewers are annoying
@@kuronatsu
@@cherry-.blossom0/7 0 mentions of Wario!
That’s what makes it funny.
As a former walmart employee we ARE sick of everything locked up.
fr especially when the case is an ass and you have to kind of force it open😑
I'm a current employee of a Walmart. I'm new there, and since it's in a suburb and I live in the actual city, the first time I walked into the store was for my first day. It feels like walking into a portal to 2010 every time I show up for work. All of the new loss protection stuff you see in normal Walmarts aren't there.
at least for now, anyways. I got hired as a temp associate to do remodels, so for all I know, I'll come back in two months talking about how we installed or set up all of that. All that said, I am liking the job so far. I'm pretty sure we're just rearranging mods anyway
You are not responsible for the failings of your employer
Edit to say : and f anybody who claims otherwise. Also - unionise
was right on that part when i saw this lol
Most stores, at least where i have worked in Virginia, have a policy that says you cant film in the store. We did have some students come in at a local college that wanted to film a video for a sweepstakes and had to get permission from district and manager.
Policy doesn't trump the 1st ammendment though. Just saying
@@JapesJasper tbh I’m not sure how recording citizens on private property is the same thing as free speech, then again, I’m not American 🤷
@@JapesJasper1st Amendment regards to the GOVERNMENT censoring your speech, not private entities. Its why slander and libel lawsuits are possible.
@JapesJasper First Amendment protects you from the government not private businesses and private property.
Not Aspen Dental deadnaming the reviewer ;-;
I'm pretty sure that was the name of the employee responding to the review, not the reviewer's name.
Could have been before they changed their name and still went by "Matt."
i thought that was pretty obviously a response made before they changed their name?
i thought Matt meant massachusetts…
Who cares
Watched the whole vid in 12 seconds 10/10
Really was great. I did in 15 seconds
Are we speedrunning watching now?
@f.u.m.o.5669 GIVE MY CRAYONS BACK >:(
@@f.u.m.o.5669 yes, i watched it in 20 seconds
I watched in 2 hours 12 minutes and 28 seconds
1:49:28 Next time someone pisses me off.I will tell them "stay away from me because i'm hydrophobic of you" which will only bring them confusion
"Where are the k marts?" In Australia and new Zealand. K mart is still very much a thing here in nz
I googled to find out where the US K-Marts were (there's like, six left LMAO) and I came across a question asking if they were the same, it literally said they're different shops 😭
@@CircusCuties"literally said" ??? 🙄
@@CircusCutiesare there any left in Maine? Asking for a friend
Be owner
Make jingle (vintage)
Give icream
Hire hot woman to give
Profit
brb trying this
I put this video on to sleep and 3:53 scared the crap out of me 😭
Same, that was so loud! 🤯
Fr
1 star. Perfect quality, great voice acting, great music. Would watch again.
1:47:09 As a former McDonald's employee, I can guarantee 99.99% that this is was at a McDonald's.
1/5 stars
I like the re:zero death sound whenever he cusses
Thank you!! I was trying for so long to figure out what that sound was and where it came from!!
4 stars
Loved the narrators
Yes
consider this: i would, perhaps, be interest in some kind of garment featuring a cryptid pic of damien
Narrator is a total babe
Real
as someone who works at a place that has to lock up items, the reason that we have to do that is because, we (the company) have to buy the products, and when we have to write off more items than we sell because people steal them, we have to make sure we are not doing that. we had markers for sail at the cash (Where people are manning all the time), out of 100 markers, we sold 30 of them, and they were all gone. if you want someone to blame for things being locked up, blame the Theafs.
The thieves must have stolen all the dictionaries too!
actually I'm with the guy on the PBS review, their passport website (which used to be free, because y'know, public broadcasting), is atrocious. I had to call my local PBS office to cancel our membership because you CANNOT do it online, at all.
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edit: there's more replies than likes lol
Jimgle
I farted really hard
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5 Stars
Narrations are great, jokes/puns are amazing cringy and an overall 10/10 video
WHY DO EMKAY THUMBNAILS MAKE ME LAUGH???
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗 moons. “11/10 thumbnail, 12/10 narrator, a bit lacking in content but still amazing, 10/10 comments. Overall great experience.” - *Dr. Eco, Board Director of Site (REDACTED ).* (SCP)
Best part was the hotel review and halfway through I just thought "Is this f*cking Guantanamo-" and I was laughing my ass off
As an Illinois resident, I can confirm you did a better job pronouncing it than most Illinois residents.
I think the dentist review was referring to May being Trans. Then the owner called her by her dead name.
1:28:15 most likely it's pumpernickel rye swirl. Both pumpernickel and rye are popular sandwich breads (for example both are common for Reubens) so they make a pumpernickel rye swirl bread. Pumpernickel is really dark in color while rye is more bread colored.
The dentist bit at roughly 3:30. YEEESSSS. My dentist is so kind and yet professional. Staff laugh and giggle with you, ask about your day, all that stuff. They crack hilarious jokes and yet never make an unprofessional joke. Then the actual dentist? He'll talk about your day, about his day. Just makes the overall experience much better.
Bottom half is a story, you don't have to read it.
One time he told me that while trying to fit a crown on another patient's tooth, the tooth had broken, absolutely crumbled, in his words, it "unfortunately shattered like your favorite dinner plate" and he'd just had a real tough time of it that day cause now the crown wouldn't fit or something???... Then he had to pull a tooth from my mouth because a nerve had died and my body was trying to get rid of the dead tissue that was the nerve (Which was a very painful experience, dudes, dudettes, and everything in between it was torture) Anyway, thee tooth extraction went as smoothly as it could have possibly gone according to the dentist.
10:36 I guess I'm a shrimp, because I'm not straight
if yall like reviews stuff like this, you should check out Beach to Sandy, Water too Wet. It's a podcast that reads wild ass reviews
3:53 Please have volume down if you have headphones on, otherwise be ready for something louder than necessary
1:11:06
not the poooooo- still going-
"Some corprate speak?"
Do you mean "Defending themselves against lies in reviews?'
Jack’s reviews are hilarious! 😂 😂😂
"There are still K-Marts open?" - There are still SEARS open? 🤣
I work at a dog park and someone once left a one star review that said nothing but "I don't like dogs"
Five star video, found out that robin is from spokane
55:21
This moment has got to be the most funniest reviews emkay has ever read
The weird bread/toast is marbled rye. It is a combination of rye and white bread dough that is blended before being baked.
I’m going to be a rare defender of cars salesmen. My father has been in the car business for 16 years at this point, and I can assure you they get a bad wrap. First of all, they are under a ton of pressure to make sales usually because they need the bonuses from the paychecks just to get by. Two, these guys don’t take people’s bullshit. There are multiple instances where people have a skewed and absurd view of how much their car is worth or what their money can buy. They deal with this multiple times on a daily basis, and it gets exhausting very quickly. These guys are just trying to make a living like everyone else, and the reason the push to have things happen their way is because that’s how they get the extra money.
So its actually a really bad thing if one customers buys all your donuts, because now, you have none to make money for sales the rest of the day, evening and night.
So it’s better to sell 90% through out the whole day instead of 100% immediately ?
They already made all those donuts could make just at once
And they tend to make more donuts throughout the day
@@masterofyugioh1000 some stores have a limited stock they either bake or order for the entire day, So if one person buys all of them, then they cant get any sales the rest of day and lose out on more money.
3:40 Hometown dentist was a super chill guy while my current is more professional but very respectful. I guess I'm super lucky in that regard.
I love coming back to watch this channel after three years or so of not doing so and finding out robin is so tired of the “didn’t visit” reviews that all he can say is “I’m gonna kick your ass” and move on
"Phil"
Best review ever 😂
The uh making the fish drown is actually totally possible, they need h2o to survive
So while they need the water
They also need the oxygen
Theres regulators in man made lakes and aquariums keeping a certain amount of oxygen in the water and the extention couldve made that stop happening and the fish could've drowned
That is a great bit of information
Yo have you finished the video yet
I watched it 30 times gota be the best video on emkay
The frist I will do after graduation is leave a review of my school but, instead of talking about my school it will just be the Bee Movie Script.
1:11:00 the amount of dedication Jack has for this joke…
3:54 bro my heart skipped a beat because of how loud it was 💀
I need more context on "the shrimp were bent." What was the original expectation?
5 stars
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED THANK YOU EMKAY
0:50 the way it’s phrased, it makes it sound like the first amendment is the right to film 😂
Went to dollar tree today and the drink mix were locked up shaking my head
Phil was at the location, but he remained unnoticed because he is a ghost
Can we talk about that first one, though? 3 counts of "the owner is hot", 2 counts of "good jingle", 2 counts of "I like the vintage styling" and exactly jackshite about the food.
4 stars
The narrators did an amazing job giving their opinions, trying to pronounce things, and overall did amazing job at being background noise! Also, did anyone else notice Jack started to read the opposite of what the review said at 26:50?
Retail employee here. 3 stars will fuck us up. Anything less than a 5 star gets us penalized if we are mentioned by name. It sucks
Truth. I used to work at a big box retail chain. I spent over an hour with one customer, helping him pick out all the lawn equipment he'd need for is new home. He was very pleasant to work with. I even sold him all the accessories and extended warranties management always pushed. He filled out the survey and wrote a glowing review of me and the store. He didn't say one negative thing. He rated his experience 9/10, which in the real world would be a pretty great rating. In our store, anything other than a perfect 10/10 was a fail, which is so unrealistic and stupid. My manager sat me down to ask what I could've done differently to make the customer happy. Considering how happy the customer already seemed, I couldn't think of anything else I should've done. My manager actually called the customer to ask how I could've done better. The customer was confused, saying he thought he wrote a good review and I had done an excellent job, he was just always hesitant to say anything was absolutely perfect, thus the 9/10. He was so off-put by a manager interrogating him about his positive review (very understandable; I would've been too), he complained to corporate! Not very well calculated on my managers part.
The cherry on top? After all that, he still wrote me up for the customer's review.
Dallas is a town in Texas.
Pronunciation:
Da - al - es
I love that your logical and te3ll the dude not to out the sites lol.
do you know the rest of the context for that bit i need to know
I laughed at Spokane, I live in a town spelled Sequim.
😂😂 maybe its just cause I grew up here in WA but these names don't seem that weird to me. When I was young I used to laugh so hard at the Google maps lady trying to pronounce Skagit
10:29 are you gonna a shrimp bent that rice hhaha new version of Are you gonna tell me a shrimp fried that rice?
the continuous 'poo' knocked me out.
You guys ever do a reaction video to Wendy’s most unhinged tweets?
Dude, Spoke-caine ftw. I used to work at the front desk in a hotel in Pile-up/Pie-all-up/ (a.k.a, Puyallup). Was once asked if the "uy" was silent.
9:43 fun fact, fish CAN actually drown if there's no oxygen being pumped into the water! that's why you HAVE to have an air pump in an aquarium!!
The Dalles is a city in Oregon on the Snake River. Its named after the series of dams and locks that were installed to control the rapids in that area (if i recall correctly. Its been over 16 years since i did the report in high school) its a gorgeous area and ive visited it a couple times.
Was looking for this. I thought Robin was from Spokane, WA and he would've seen the signs by the freeway by the OR/WA border.
Funnily enough, I could be wrong here but I believe, being drunk used to be an excuse with Japanese Police, sorry officer, I was drunk! Quite prepared to be corrected.
Im so damn glad i didnt have my headphones in during the pipe sfx
12:32 As someone who was born and raised in Spokane, it's very fun hearing people mispronounce it. I also know someone with the last name Rinard, pronounced "Righ-Nerd" (Right without the t - Nerd)
I did enjoy your KFC Narelle comment about the manager being too finger lickin' good, or was it neck biting, whatever! x
very unhinged
I’m the same with names. It’s like I just don’t have any culture. But I have a lot of exposure to different people from all over…😂😂😂😂
I fell asleep for a sec and woke up to this really loud on my TV 30:36
They could remove all sales tax from items or add it to the price before you bring it to check out or just lower the prices a little bit to reduce the theft
OH MY GOD ROBIN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TAJIN IS......
9:24 I agree on the Walmart sentiment. When I went to Florida two years ago (vacationing from England), I went to buy some condoms. EVERYTHING in the sexual health part was walled off by locked glass. Why?! Is there an epidemic of people stealing condoms, lube and cock rings that they need to be protected like a $60 whiskey? Or is that just the Orlando Walmart?
They sell cock rings at Walmart now? And yes. Condoms are frequently stolen.
You mentioned Bob Penkhus car dealership in this video….are there any outside Colorado?
50% Wtf is happening
25% huh?
25% actual review
4.5 stars the video was nice not to many ads
Robin seems a little sassy though
the thumbnail is amazing
Ikr
@@Dumanimations32 I LOVE POLAR BEARS ALSO
9:44 Well, yes, you can actually drown a fish, as long as it's a Lungfish, since they actually need to breathe air, and are unable to filter the oxygen from the water. Technically you can also suffocate a saltwater fish if you place it in fresh water, but that's not the same thing as drowning, since drowning is suffocation by liquid, not lack of oxygen.
1:09:46 Chick-fil-A’s slogan is “eat more chicken” which is on a sign typically held by cows in a lot of their restaurants, I assume what this review was going for then was eating cow/beef since they disliked their experience and it went against the slogan
Australia has Kmarts :)
Only in the USA do we have food places open until 5 in the morning or 24/7
Hard to find it abroad
3:49 Pipe sound was very loud and scared me. However, it gave me the mental image of someone lifting up a huge metal pipe and throwing it in anger because of dentistry inconveniences which is kinda funny. 4 out of 5 stars.
5 stars!! very humanlike!!
1:11:07 love the narrators continuation of the poo joke. 5/5 stars
"Reminds them of the cage at home" seems like a pretty good 1-str review reason, to be honest. Not a lot to be said other than "This place is crap and looks like a prison"
15:55 if anyone is wondering we have kmarts here in australia
I watched all two hours of this video and now my parakeet has herpes. 10/10
I didn't even realise that this was 2 hours long 💀
Tf i just noticed 💀
Afternoon tea should have Earl Gray, the sandwiches should have crusts removed and bread should thin(normally use a rolling pin to thin it out)all of the things the person mentioned were correct! My father went to HRH Queen Elizabeth's garden party for afternoon tea and that's exactly how it should be done😊
3:05 how I feel with the majority of these subreddits.
Also, 4.6/5 stars. Narrators are great but I would love a collab episode that’s just all of them on a discord call reading subreddits together
1:29:34 WTF WAS THAT MOAN JACK OMG
what is the name of the music in the background starting at 0:44
it’s making me feel nostalgic but i can’t think where it’s from.
Couldn't go to sleep before figuring this out lol, but it's the "Shop" soundtrack in Undertale.
Now I can finally go to sleep at four am :')
@@malinrnningen9357 thank you so much! it’s been bothering me for weeks!
glad you can finally go to sleep, lol😂
I guess you've never visited where I live if you think coffee shops constantly have hot, fresh, coffee available when you order?!You can go(know it's not coffee, just another example)to a sandwich shop and be told the only sarnies they have are in the fridge and that they'd love to make you one fresh but there's no bread!
58:03 I LIVE NEAR THERE!(3 hours or so) So its just a Government office type thing i think. I'm pretty sure its dried up now days. its not as weird as this old lake(wont say the name or where it is cus its like 10 mins from me) but the water is always this bright yellow color. you can swim in it but your skin will be stained yellow for a few hours XD
i live in a small town super close to bilbao
drunk people do that all the fucking time, even get in fights and stuff, it's funny because they talk weird and get super close up like if they were smacking their chests with eachother, trying to look taller than the other
2:54 I’m guessing he’s talking about some kind of natural rock formation or mountain or something
You don’t know what The Dalles is? Did you not play Oregon Trail as a kid?
9:42 you can drown a fish just cover its gills in water and it technically drowns.
1:43:23 damn fill got called out so hard he died in the past.